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My final gift before I head out for the night, hopefully a new

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My final gift before I head out for the night, hopefully a new thread will get things moving~
ERP Thread: Lala Edition!
Previous thread: >>857205
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>>862369
And yet I don't get to give you my "final gift". How sad.
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>>862369
are you from HG?
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>>862427
I can tell you it is not.
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>>862437
"It"
Ouch. What's your beef against blue-skinned girls?

-D
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>>862450
I'm not pronouncing her as it.
Maybe i was just saying it wrong.
It was suppose it be like "It is not her from HG"
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>>862468
I'm just fuckin' with ya, sempai.

-D
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>>862479
Fair enough.
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>Tfw you're pretty horny but also tired as hell.

Really tempted to just let D fuck my ass to be honest.
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>>862369
Lala a cute

Hope to see you soon~
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Anyone wanna do something on skype
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>>862514
Holy shit this made me kek.
Same, senpai.

-D
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>>862524
Something like what?
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>>862534
Just take out your cock and ram it inside my tight asshole already so I can orgasm and sleep.
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>>862559
>He frees his long, thick, 28yd dick from his sock and drops his pants, tearing through your asshole like a fucking drill.
>He cums.

-D
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>>862575
T-thanks....
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>>862597
You too
Let's go again sometime senpai

-D
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>>862549
Lewd stuff, duh. What's your name?
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>>862621
Lewd stuff like what though? Cybering? What kind? Text, voice, cam? And what fetish stuff are you looking for?
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>>862635
Text stuff, I would assume. I'm into stockings and feet, and up for pretty anything.
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>>862635
Wait, you do voice? Let me hear it
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>>862643
And you're dom or sub? Looking for Guy/"girl"/both?
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>>862673
sub, preferably "girl"
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I summon Donald Trump to save us from this sex draught.
O-fuckmexicans
buldthewall-o
Save us Donald

-D
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTCEKaYFQQc

Where did everyone go?
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>>862369
Tfw sleep took the best of me and I slept through all the runs I wanted to see..
Oh well.
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>>862785
That sucks, fuji.
On the bright side, they all get uploaded to Youtube.
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>>862785
>You wake up to an anon standing over your bed, fapping while watching you.
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>>862785
Poor Miya-sama...
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>>862673
anon where u go
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>>862877
I'm here, just not what you're looking for.
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>>862889
I mean, I can broaden my interests a bit.
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>>862877
New take on a horny chick...
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>>862911
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>>862898
How so? That just makes you sound kinda desperate (which I don't mind.)

Moreover, I'm wondering what's in it for me.
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>>862932
The satisfaction of lewd?
I am up for literally anything.
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>>862930
This.
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>>862813
It's just not the saaame. But for once I'll have to do that later.
>>862822
As much as I'd like to RP, I'm too tired and occupied for it now.
>>862869
>Miyafuji sighed deeply but gave a small smile at you afterwards.
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>>862911
THAT STINKED
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>>862971
Could you at least post lewds I can masturbate to?
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>>862940
Not trying to be a prude, I'm just wondering what I get out of giving out skype compared to just sticking to this thread, is all. I'm fine with 1 on 1 stuff, and cybering too, but it's kinda hard to justify if I have no idea what I'm getting into. 99% of the time I do 1 on 1 stuff because of someone I met or started something in here with that I decided I wanted to keep going or get more serious with.
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>>862971
>hugs you
Get some rest, Miya-sama
>kisses your forehead before letting go
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>>863019
That's understandable, I prefer more serious stuff anyways. I don't really have anything to go from, so it'd probably be better to just stick to the thread. Have a nice night, anon.
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Goodnight folks
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>>862987
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Hi guys! just coming in to say an and talk before I sleep
>she giggles a bit
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>>863006
>Miyafuji flustered at the request before running away from the pervert.
>>863036
>She welcomed your hug and lightly hugged you back before yelping with a quiet gasp at your kiss.
But I just woke up! I'm getting now comfy just watching the Mario race.
>>863041
Good night anon, sweet dreams.~
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>>863106
I'm desperate, but I will never be desperate enough to fuck an anorexic sharkdog
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>>863123
Now I feel like an ass...
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s u p
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>>863213
h e y o
h o w a r e y o u

-D
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>>863230
p r e t t y g o o d
Got off work on time for the first time in a while.
How's your night been, cuddle any cuties?
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>>863230
D do you only fuck girls? You're not some sort of straightfag, are you?
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>>863259
No! Tonight's been so slow, but I do have my eyes set on one cutie in particular.
>>863261
It depends. Very, very, VERY rarely I'll be in the mood for a dick, but it usually isn't attached to a guy.
But that's what my female ava is for :^)
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>>863039
Eh, if you were more of a steam user I could introduce you to people, both males and 'females'
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>>863286
>it usually isn't attached to a guy.
That's pretty straight. Don't be a straightfag, D.

You should consider getting dommed by a guy sometime, you might like it.
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>>863308
Fun story, my first ever ERP was getting dommed by a futa, our local Renamon actually.
And my second was me fucking a shota.
But we don't talk about that.

-D
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>>863286
>but I do have my eyes set on one cutie in particular.
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>>863286
Ohoho~ Who's the lucky one?
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>>863326
Sounds fun, but not at all the same thing as I'm suggesting. Who knows, you might like it. You never know until you try.
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>>863327
>He leans down and boops her nose.
Maybe if you wouldn't keep popping in and out of existence I'd be able to spend more time with you, angel.
>>863329
I dunno. Her name starts with a "K" and ends with "onata is the cutest."

-D
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>>863342
>I dunno. Her name starts with a "K"
!!!!!
>and ends with "onata is the cutest."
Oh.
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>>863355
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>>863364
Yeah he's definitely wrong, anyone can see that Kanade is clearly the cutest.
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>>863364
Kek
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>>863364
>Noticing her clear disappointment, he can't help but laugh.
Angel, I thought you didn't want to cuddle anymore. Last time, you ran off somewhere.

-D
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>>863355
>>863364
"Kanade, who is cuter than Konata is the cutest"
True
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>>863382
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>>863405
You're both equally the cutest, I can't decide.

-D
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>>863364
>mfw getting angel beats flashbacks
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>>863418
Booo! What a copout answer
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>>863418
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>>863418
>Whispers in your ear
It's Kanade, trust me... she's soft...
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>>863382
Liar?
>>863390
Where?!
>>863401
Shy...g-gomen.
>>863405
Not true. Konata a cute.
>>863424
g-gomen.
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>>863484
Who, me? I'm not lying. You're adorable.
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>>863484
Welp, cat kanade clearly wins
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>>863213
>>863230
>>863259
I . s e e . y o u . a l l . s p e a k . m y . d i a l e c t . t o o !
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>>863484
Kanade a C U T E
>>863531
Two can play at this game!
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>>863466
Well, I know she is, but you can't just ask me to pick one girl over the other.. Especially my two favorites!
>>863484
Don't be sorry, angel.
>He steps forward and wraps his arms around her.
No matter who else I snuggle, you will always be my cute little Kanade.
>He drops his voice to a whisper.
And just between you and me, you're the cuter one.

-D
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>>863549
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>>863546
O h . P l u t i a . i t ' s . b e e n . a . w h i l e . h o w . a r e . y o u ?

-D
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>>863484
I-its okay....
>Background music suddenly starts to play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLDptTV-h14
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THIS THREAD IS DEADER THAN MY SEX LIFE!
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>>863603
But the thread exists, unlike your sex life.

-D
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tfw there is no lewd loli butt sex in an erp thread
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>>863633
And would you like to be the loli or the buttsex?
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>>863548
That's more sexy than cute
>>863626
Double kek
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>>863549
It's okay, she's obviously the cutest.
>Pats your head
>>863633
Sorry senpai
>>863640
D-Damn...
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>>863636
If I wasn't so depressed by this thread, I would be the butt sex. BTW, I'm a boy...
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>>863647
>He drops to his knees and lazily hugs her, burying his face in her belly.
It's not okay, I feel like I'm in one of those harem animes I don't like!

-D
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>>863364
LITTLE
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>>863572
T h i n g s . a r e . o k a y . I . g u e s s
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>>863523
O-oh. Thank you.
>Kanade lowers her head at you
>>863531
Win? What did I win?
>>863548
Konata the cutest. Not a debate.
>>863549
>Kanade squeaked quietly from your embrace and went limp in your arms.
Ee-eh.. Not true! Konata is SUPER CUTE!
>She covered her mouth quickly and blushed profusely from her uncharacteristic sudden outburst
>>863584
>Listens to on repeat
;-;
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>>863657
Are you a little boy who wants some buttsex? That can be arraigned.
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>>863647
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>>863663
E U R O P E A N
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>>863647
One day you too could be as cute as cat kanade. Just lose the swimsuit that's too lewd
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>>863678
>When you lower your head, he reaches a hand up and gently pats you on it.
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>>863678
Holy shit too fucking cute. You won my heart
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>>863689
PECKERS
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>>863661
Is it so bad to cuddle a few cuties at the same time?
>>863678
>Pulls you for a hug, ruffling your hair
You're cute, admit it!
>>863687
Are you okay?
>>863692
You find my school swimsuit to be lewd, huh?
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>>863718
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>>863678
>He smiles and bends down, sweeping her from her feet and picking her up bridal-style like before.
I think you're even lighter than last night, angel.
>He sits down on his bed, snuggling close with his cute angel.
I think we have unfinished business, love. I didn't get to snuggle you like I wanted to before!
>>863721
>He opens his other arm and smiles sheepishly, making room on his lap.
Well, I guess not..

-D
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>>863721
>Pulls you IN
plsnobully
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>>863735
>plays a rousing game of sex chess with you
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>>863682
Just be gentle...
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>>863745
Foolish anon, I'm the world champion of sex ch-
>loses
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>>863721
A bit bummed out. Loved seeing you in your swimsuit though.
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>>863721
>looks at the ground slightly embarrassed
Well yeah it shows off your legs and emphasizes your butt
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Does anyone into vore?
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>>863819
I will both eat and be eaten
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>>863819
I'm into cockvore.
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>>863819
That depends are you female bacon
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>>863735
>Crawls over to you, taking a seat in your lap next to Kanade
Mhmhm~ cuddle piles are always great.
>>863678
>Slides her arm around yours, taking your hand in hers as she interlocks your fingers
Comfy?
>>863761
Well I hope you feel better, anon!
>>863770
You're pretty lewd, huh?
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How're my lovelies tonight?
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>>863876
Fuck yes I've been waiting for you all night DMG
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>>863876
Doing good. You? Planning on getting some action tonight?
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>>863854
Holy crap your legs and your expression that's way too lewd. Well, you've got kanade beat in terms of sexiness. How can I not be lewd when you tease like that
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>>863892
No way, swimsuit a cute.
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>>863854
>He pats her thigh with the hand wrapped around her, nuzzling against her head.
You've got that right, kohai. D'you have any fun plans for tonight?

-D
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>>863881
Waiting just for little ol' me? Oh you shouldn't have <3
>>863890
I might do a quicky or two. No 4 hour rp for me tonight, got work in the morning again.
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>>863876
Hello DMG. How is the health?
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>>863917
They are lewd by nature
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>>863923
Peach been busy keeping you up too late again~?
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>>863929
>. . .
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>>863923
You're the sexiest woman to ever live, of course I would wait for you.
I've been so horny, DMG. Please relieve me.
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>>863923
Well than, you're going to make some very lucky dicks happy when they burst real fast.
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>>863694
>Kanade whimpers from your touch, but shortly warms up to it and stands on her tiptoes, pressing her head into your hand
>>863713
>You won my heart
..
>She holds her hand over her chest with a surprised expression
A-Anon's heart?
>>863721
>She plants her face deep into your chest and shakes her head
Blue hair cute.
>>863735
Wah~ D!
>Kanade kicked her legs and pouted while being helplessly trapped in your arms
Cuddle?! You said Cuddle was like...
>She covered her face with her hands, unable to finish the sentence
>>863854
>She turned her attention towards the joined hands and stared at them for a moment, her lips slightly parted
Mmhm.
>She nodded with content and looked back at you
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>>863843
I came from a female pig. I would think that I am female.

>>863876
Hello! My my you seem hungry DMG.
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>>863854
This will help. Thank you.
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>>863948
>He leans over a bit so you don't have to tiptoe, gently petting your head and giving you a warm smile.
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>>863936
You look so kawaii in your suit, Miku-chan.
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Ayyy who wants their picture taken?
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>>863927
Getting better, thanks for asking <3
Sore throat, but I'll be better next few days
>>863932
Been keeping each other up late.
We've been exploring each other's kinks and having so much fun <3
>>863939
Ever? Me? I don't know, that's a big much~
Relieve you? How would you like me to do that sweetie?
>>863940
I love making cocks cum fast~
It's like telling me I did really, really good <3 and the thought of ruining boys sex life by making them cum in seconds for me is hot <3
>>863954
Sorry honey. I'm only into Canadian bacon.
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>>863992
Will you take nude pics? Of me, I mean.
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>>863929
Maybe you're the one that's lewd by nature, eh?
>>863936
Back me up, Miya!
>>863922
>Pusher her her head against you with a smile
Just cuddles and some games, how about you?
>>863948
>Brushes her thumb across the top of your hand
Hehe~ I'm glad.
>Smiles warmly at you
>>863992
Ohoho~ More research, huh?
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>>863997
Making boys cum in seconds? I wouldn't put it past you. Personally, I prefer to take my time and really enjoy myself, but quickies can be nice too, especially when you want to just rub one out.
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Editorial Joe here, anything to edit?
Or should I just ERP?
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>>863997
>Humiliation Fetish
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>>863992
I'm ready for my close-up.
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>>863948
>He shakes his head, patting her shoulder in an attempt to comfort her.
No, that was a dumb way for me to explain it.. It's more of just hugging a lot, and enjoying the other person's company.
That doesn't sound too bad, right?
>>864015
>He shakes his head, his eyelids drooping with a sigh.
Nope, just planning on being bored, like every other night. Glad you're here, though.
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>>864015
Y..yes, of course!
Nothing more..!
>>864012
Maybe, what's in it for me?
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>>864028
Long enjoyable ones are great~
But after awhile You're just begging they'll cum already... I still have nightmares about the 4 hour one ;-;
>>864035
This guy gets it <3
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>>863983
H-hey at least get my name right!
>Miyafuji pouted at you despite the compliment.
>>864015
Swimsuit is part of my uniform. Uniforms can't be lewd!
>Miyafuji presented her Fuso (Japan) Empire uniform proudly to everyone who were watching.
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>>864055
I don't know, what do you want? I'm fine with paying you if you're a professional. You're the one who offered, so you tell me.
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>>864015
>blushes
I'm not that lewd. Maybe you want to pretend to not be lewd while being super lewd!
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>>864061
I'm ready for you DMG. Put me inside you and don't hold back.
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>>864070
Well.. sure!~
>>864042
>Quickly snaps lots of pictures of you, grinning as I.. take more pictures of your lower regions
Ah, nice~ It's so small though, can't you make it any bigger..?
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>>864061
I remember that. That guy really took his time, huh?

I was talking about more extended, 1 on 1 kind of deals, though. The kinds of RPs you do over a series of days because they're so detailed. Naturally not the kind of thing you do in a thread like this, especially if you're just looking for a quickie, though. But then, even that kind of session could get you something more engaging even with a humiliation/premature ejaculation RP.
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>>864064
Now I really feel like an ass...
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>>864086
Okay, then. Sounds good to me.
>He begins to disrobe in front of you, removing his shirt and tossing it to the side, before working on his pants.
Did you have anything in particular in mind, or?
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>>864064
Look at that butt of yours. How is that not lewd!
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>>864064
Poor Miyabi. Everyone messes her name up.
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>>864086
>sniffles
No, I can't...
>runs away
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>>864082
>Disapproving glare from a distance
>>864088
Me and Peach kind of been doing that.
Where we would keep rps alive for days.
>Her favorite is when I play a 18 yo daughter DMG that would tease her daddy to get her own way
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>>864049
>Leans her head back against your shoulder and yawns
Mmh, glad you're here to snuggle too. You're always comfy.
>>864055
Nothing more... I don't know if I believe you~
>>864064
That's the spirit!
>>864074
>Gasps
That's quite the accusation, anon!
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>>863997
Thats good. We don't want a sick DMG.
Also for your own sake.
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>>864099
>Giggles softly as I continue taking pictures of you, winking
Why, of course not~ Feel free to be in any position you see fit! I am.. studying, the human body you see~ <3 <3
>>864119
Hey, why not..?~ Also while I'm here, may I? <3
>>864112
Aww, don't run away! It's ok~ I can still take pictures of you if you wish. It's just so.. cute!
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>>864113
That sounds fun! I've been involved in something for about a few weeks now, it's been great. I wouldn't mind getting to see some of yours, though, if not getting to do a few with you myself.
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>>864113
I... I'm sorry. My only wish was to offer myself to a goddess such as yourself...
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>>864131
I don't see why not~
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>>864119
Well look, despite me telling you just how lewd swimsuits are, you're still wearing them in front of me. I think you secretary like to be lewd
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>>864131
>wipes away tears
Okay. I'll try again. Is this okay...or should I go with something else?
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>>863970
Feels good..
>She closes her eyes and enjoys the head pats
>>864015
I'm.. glad too.
>Kanade leaned the left side of her face onto your chest and exhaled a sigh of content
Konata is soft.
>She brought her other hand up and lightly caressed your cheek
>>864049
I enjoy you and Konata a lot. Does that mean we should always cuddle?
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>>864131
...But you're charging me anyway? That seems a little harsh, don't you think?
>Having unbuttoned himself, he tugs down both his pants and boxers together. They quickly fall to his knees, and he steps out of them, sliding them to the side with his foot. He then turns to face you, his now completely nude body in full display, his flaccid cock dangling freely.
So, you just want me to stand here, then? I guess that's fine. I figured you'd have me pose, or something.
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>>864089
Cheer up! No mistakes in the future!
>>864101
W-where are you looking!?
>Miyafuji gave concerned and slightly angered look at you with piercing eyes.
>>864119
No problem Konata.~
I like swimsuits after all, the classic piece one is so nice to wear and move around in with.
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>>864150
>rubs the bulge in his pants
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>>864150
>Begins taking lots of pictures of you, from ALL angles, even more.. indecent ones
>>864159
>Continues taking pictures of you, smiling
Ah, that's fine~~ Feel free to pose in any way you wish! <3 <3
>>864165
Well, feel free to pose however you want, I'll always enjoy the pose you're in.. after all, I'm... 'studying' the human body! <3 I'd love to take lots and lots of pictures of the anons here, hehe~~
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>>864167
>kneels
I'm sorry, Miya-chan...
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>>864150
See wow now that's even more lewd than the swimsuit
>>864167
I was looking at your pretty face but then my eyes started following the natural outline of your body, which your swimsuit emphasized
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>>864176
"Any way I want?" That's not particularly helpful, but, whatever.
>He backs up towards the wall, leaning against it with his back and arms, his knees slightly bent.
If it's for anatomy, something like this should be fine, right? I can't promise I'm going to be very helpful if you don't tell me what shots you're looking for, though...
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>>864176
How's this or should I be more cute?
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>>864151
I don't think swimsuits are lewd though, that's just you being a perverted anon!
>>864163
>Nuzzles her cheek against your extended hand, humming happily
Hehe~ all the better for cuddling, hm?
>Pokes your tummy with her free hand, grinning down at you
You're nice and soft too~
>>864167
I agree!
>>864176
>Grins at you as you continue to take pictures
Hmm, you sure these are really all for research? Or could it be that some of these are for your personal collection...?
>>864204
Baka, I'm busy teasing Tobii!
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Ever so slowly my cock has gotten harder and harder... it's about to burst. I need a. little. more. Please! Let me cum like the slut I am. Tell me what to do.
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>>864223
If I'm perverted than so are you. Teasing is pretty lewd you know
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>>864119
>The contagious yawn spreads to him, resting his head on top of hers.
I'm feeling way more tired than usual.. I think it's something about how warm and comfy you are.
>>864163
>He thinks for a second, flattered by her comment.
No, I don't think "always" is the right word, but it's nice to do sometimes.
>He leans down and kisses her cheek.
And I like you two, too.
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>>864238
Spit in your hand, grab your cock firmly, and then stroke it completely, as fast as you can. Do not stop or slow down at all, whatsoever, until your orgasm has completely subsided.
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>Mfw no Mettaton in this thread.
Shit thread already.
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Hey everyone! I've been playing Monster Hunter 4U and I don't know what weapon is the most Poppy! Hammers are too slow to feel right! ;_;
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Sup sexy people
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>>864219
Ah, that's great~ Be as cute as you can be..!!
>>864214
Any kind of shot will do!
>>864223
W-well, it depends..
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>>864260
Oh shit, my favorite game!
Did you just start? Email me your friend code!
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>>864268
>>
I HAVE BECOME THE SAVIOR OF ALL THREADS! HOW'S MY BEAUTIFUL AUDIENCE TONIGHT?
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>>864268
>A frustrated expression crosses his face as he hears your words.
Is that so? Any kind at all, huh?
>He chuckles a little and a small smirk appears on his face.
Fine.
>He walks over to a nearby desk, ducking behind it, so that the only thing visible to you is his head peeking over the top. The smirk on his face grows a little wider.
How about this, then?
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>>864277
I'm starting over because I was using my brother's old 3ds and I didn't want people thinking I was him when I wanted to play with friends!
Oh, I've not even made a Mii yet!
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>>864186
N-no need to kneel. It's alright now.~
>>864204
Well.. I'm kinda used to it by now!
>Miyafuji spun few times all energetic. She blushed a bit at your compliment.
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>>864298
Anything lewd on the program tonight?
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>>864298
Bored until now.
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>>864243
Shush!
>>864252
>Smirks at your words
I tend to have that effect on people, or so I hear.
>Lets her eyes drift shut as she enjoys the warmth
>>864260
Wah, I'm so bad at that game!
>>864268
Depends on what, hmm~?
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>>864298
Where have you been? We're drowning in a sea of cookie-cutter anime waifs.
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>>864326
I deserve to be punished.
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>>864259
>>864298
Hey narcist Mettaton!
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Today seemed really low in terms of eroticism. Did anyone actually get off?
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>>864298
Finally the thread became good.
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>>864352
>Did anyone actually get off?
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>>864322
Starting over on monhun? Ouch.
How many hours did you have before?
>>864339
>Another yawn
Yeah..
I think I'm going to head to bed, 'night.
>He leans down and kisses her on the head before closing his eyes.

(My internet's being all fucky, being forced to head out early.)
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>>864339
W-well.. that's a secret! I-I can't tell you here..!
>>864285
You're so adorable..!!~ <3
>>864304
That's great too..~
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>>864223
I enjoy you a lot. D said that means we should cuddle always. I like you being soft too so I don't mind.
>Kanade has really no idea what she's talking about, but felt as if she made perfect sense and nodded her head
>>864252
Oh.. Not always? Nevermind Kona-
>She was interrupted by your kiss and immediately froze up. Not sure how to react she immediately buried her face deep into Konata's chest and squealed
Ahhhhhhhh!
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ERP thread in a nutshell.
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>>864298
Good. How them leg joints?
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>>864327
LEWD? WHO NEEDS LEWD WHEN YOU HAVE LEGS LIKE THEEEESE?! NO, DARLING, LEGS ARE THE NEXT STEP IN AROUSAL.

>>864330
BOREDOM IS SOMETHING WE USE TO DESCRIBE PEOPLE WHO DON'T WATCH MTT PROGRAMS! LET'S CLEANSE THIS THREAD FROM IT!

>>864350
I MEAN, WHO CAN'T BE A LITTLE NARCISSISTIC WITH THESE LEGS? GO ON, I'M WAITING.

>>864355
THAT'S THE WAY OF LIFE, DARLING. SOMETIMES YOU GET SHOT IN THE RIBCAGE FOR NOT PAYING THE CHINESE MAFIA IN TIME, AND OTHER TIMES YOU ARRIVE LATE TO YOUR SHOW!

>>864378
EXCEPT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>864386
LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT IT IN ITS GLORY!
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>>864378
more like nutted shell
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>>864365
A few hundred I think!
I guess I'll post my friendcode here! It isn't like anybody could do anything bad with it?
3196 - 7166 - 7705
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>>864399
>LEGS
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>>864374
Wh-
>Your reaction catches him off guard, and his brow furrows as a confused look washes over his face. He stands up from behind the desk and crosses his arms.
You're fucking with me, right? Is this just a joke or something? Studies or not, how do you expect to charge people for something like this if you don't act professional?
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>>864339
So you're agreeing that your lewd. Umm by the way
>looks down at the ground and mutters
Could you tease us a bit more
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>>864378
>implying this isn't hot.
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>>864399
Got my legs beat
>applauds
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>>864399
Let's get this show started.
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Any female or futa want to play?
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>>864424
The game is Boggle. Go!
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>>864365
>Leans up and returns the kiss with one on the cheek
Good night, thanks for the snuggles~
>>864374
>>864374
Hehe~ Alright, alright. I'll let you continue though.
>>864376
>Pulls you in for a tight hug, rubbing her cheek against yours with a big smile as she giggles at your behavior
Mmhmhm~ we can cuddle forever!
>>864386
Senor Huesos! Good evening.
>>864407
Tch, you're lucky I've gotta tease Tobii...
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>>864374
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>>864434
Slut
Tease
Erect
Arse
Tits
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>>864422
INDEED, NOW WITH A MUCH GREATER AUDIENCE, MY COOKING LESSONS WILL MAKE THAT GREATER OF A DIFFERENCE!

>>864418
LOOK AT THE OTHER LEG!

>>864403
LOOK AT IT! IT'S EVEN BETTER THAN THE OTHER!
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>>864399
No, thanks. I'll just change the channel. Lewd is love, lewd is life.
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>>864452
Well stick me in a mould and call me skeleton jelly. It is rather magnificent.
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>>864435
Do you only like to see her? I thought you'd enjoy teasing me :(
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>>864452
I can fap to it.
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>>864424
I'm a boy who likes to crossdress. Close enough?
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>>864452
M-Miss Mettaton, would you kindly consume me?
>>
Hey there, your favorite is 8ack
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>>864497
If you can pretend to be a girl or a futa, then yes.
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>>864481
I'LL PRETEND YOU NEVER SAID THAT.

>>864456
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! YOU SEE, FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, MY LEGS THEMSELVES WILL HOST THE SHOW!

>>864500
I WOULD SURE LOVE TO CONSUME LEG FATTENERS! NOT!
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>>864502
....
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>>864516
Mettaton, my favorite ro8ot, youre 8ack
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>>864512
Sorry, but I have no experience in either field.
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>>864502
hey bby, you wan sum dik?
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>>864530
Hi there cute looking werewolf thing
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>>864516
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>>864539
There's a first time for everything.
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>>864516
*sniff* T-This must be what it feels like to not be loved...
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>>864525
Get away from me you creepy shit
>>864541
I still havent 8een told what a dick/dik is
>>864551
Werewolf?
What is it with you people
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>>864530
A-AM I REALLY YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT?
>My hands tremble for a moment.

>>864556
NOW I KNOW YOU MAYBE A LITTLE SKEPTICAL OVER MY LEGS, BUT TRUST ME, THEY'RE THE GREATEST ENTERTAINERS IN THE WORLD! BESIDES MYSELF, OF COURSE. JUST ASK MY BUDDY ALPHYS OVER HERE!

>>864566
MAYBE YOU HAVE A TALENT, DARLING. MAYBE YOU CAN... I DON'T KNOW, MAYBE NOT FATTEN LEGS?
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>>864580
It's been a whole day. You said you were compiling a picture folder, since getting images one at a time from GoolgeImages was...something you didn't want to do for unknown reason.
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>>864502
wait, you're not mettaton!
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>>864563
B-but what would I have to do?
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>>864580
....
>Faint giggling
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>>864600
8ut we talked a lot yesterday, that was an impostor wasnt it?
>>864612
Yes, im not sure What you attempted to say there 8ut look at me dance
>>864619
No 8ut my temperature is high
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>>864640
>Anon waves a dollar at you as you dance
>>
(Woohoo, internet's working again.)
>>864376
>He stops in place, waving his hands in confusion.
A-Ah! What is it?? Are you alright?!

-D
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>>864634
Get away
>rolls my fluorite octet
>you get destroyed
>>864644
I have many 8oon8ucks, but thank you anon
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>>864625
Get on your knees.
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>>864662
Hey I don't know your name but you want to suck my dick?
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>>864662
W-what the hell man!?
>>
All of you vanilla plebs don't even know what kinky is.
I bet none of you have ever gone anal snorkeling.
>>
>>864662
They don't take 8oon8ucks at the ERP Thread stores. You may as well have papiermarks. You don't want to starve do you? You need these dollars.
>>
>>864665
>kneels
L-like this?
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ALRIGHT FOLKS! TIME FOR TONIGHT'S GAME! EXCITING, ISN'T IT? NOW, HIE ABOUT WE PLAY... AH YES! WHY DON'T WE PLAY ANOTHER ROLLING GAME. IT DEFINITELY ISN'T BECAUSE I WASN'T PREPARED BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY RUNNING AWAY FROM THE CHINESE MAFIA FOR NOT PAYING THEM ON TIME, DEFINITELY NOT. SO ERM... DUBS GET TO TOUCH MY LEGS, TRIPS GET TO KISS MY LEGS! AND SINGLES GET KICKED BY LEGS! EXCITING, ISN'T IT?!


>>864640
NO NO, IT WASN'T... I JUST DIDN'T KNOW I WAS YOUR FAVORITE ROBOT...
>I twirl my hair around my finger as I look away.
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Sup, jerks

Didja hear?

I'm back
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>>864699
Welcome back. How are ya?
>>
>>864694
Singles!
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>>864435
>Kanade overwhelmed by your warmth gets caught up in the moment and speaks without thinking
Please never leave me..
>Not realizing she actually said that aloud, she casually sighed and pressed her cheek more into yours
>>864654
Wet! Icky!
>She wipes your saliva off of her cheek and presses it firmly into yours.
Take it back!
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>>864476
Keep it a secret, baka.
>>864694
Roll 4 leg cuddles
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>>864671
If i knew what a dick is i might do so
And my name is Vriska Serket
>>864678
Pardon me?
>>864685
I have all the luck, im sure i could get some money 8y other methods
>>864694
Of course you are, your face is 8eautiful
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>>864707
Pretty good. It's nice and rainy here~

I saw someone asked for me in the last thread. Hope he's still around
>>
Who wants their wang wrangled?
>>
>>864718
That was me
>>
>>864725
hey, you!
Sorry I kept you waiting.


...so what was it you were looking for?
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>>864719
Is that Mir from Ar Tonelico?
I love that character!
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>>864728
Feet!
Or a dong
Or both
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>>864713
>He sits there in a daze with her fingers pushed against his face, feeling as though he'd just kissed an eight year old.
E-Er, angel, you don't like kisses? I was just trying to be loving, that's all.
>He raises his hand to touch his cheek, feeling almost hurt from her reaction.
>>864718
Well, it wasn't me, but nice to see you anyway. Planning on getting some action tonight?

-D
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>>864734
Yes or no, motherfucker.
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>>864692
I unzip my pants, pull out my rock-hard cock, and place it in front of your face.
"I know it's pretty, but I didn't take it out for air."
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>>864710
GET KICKED, ANON!
>My legs begin to furiously kick you to the ground, each kick becoming harder and harder.

>>864715
GET. F@#$ING. KICKED!!!
>I kick you harder than the last anon, with a more sadistic face.

>>864719
I WANT MY LEGS TO PENETRATE YOUR EXTERIOR!!!!!
>I kick you to the ground with lightning speed, kicking you on the stomach.

>>864717
GET!!! KIC-

OH. DO I REALLY? OH YES, I DO LOOK QUITE NICE, BUT YOUR 8'S AND FACE ARE A PERFECT 8/8!
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>>864735
I'm too lazy to fuck you tee-bee-ache, eff-ay-em
But feet I can always provide~

>She gets nice and comfy, legs extended in your general direction, laying on her back, arms behind her head, eyes closed

>>864743
Perhaps. But I can't things get out of control like last time. Working 4 anons at a time can be pretty tiring. Mostly looking to chill out and be worshipped for a bit~
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>>864745
weeeeh?
what did you ask Anon?
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>>864713
>Blushes slightly at your words as she squeezes you in the hug
Don't worry, I'm not going anywhere...
>Pulls you into her lap so she can hug you from behind, her chin resting on your shoulder.
>>
I'll just wait here until my favorite erper comes
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>>864719
Please bully my dick.
>>
>>864717
>He unzips his pants and drops his boxers, showing off his stiff cock.
It's this. You didn't know that?
>>
>>864734
Are you the one karkat was complaining about?>>864748
Do i get special leg treatment?
>>
Ah, what a chaotic day... Glad to be back.
>>
>>864748
>Anon has been blessed by a kick from the holy leg, and is happy
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>>864761
wheeeere?
I've not been paying attention because Monster Hunter!
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>>864754
Who's that?
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>>864751
>I lay down in front of your feet and lift one up
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>>864751
Haha, yep. Don't worry, I won't add to your list.
If you want me to, I can worship you, but with one of those big fans and feeding you grapes.
That kind of worship.

-D
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>>864715
T-thank you
>Grabs you for a big hug forgetting about his erection
>>
>>864763
Welcome back. What's up?
>>
>>864763
Welcome back. It's been pretty boring here, honestly.

-D
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>>864781
>Hums playfully to herself, lettin you do your thing
>Her skin is slightly cool and wet to the touch, and she very subtly fans her toes on the one foot you're holding

>>864784
That's actually a great idea
Except can it be like a big thing of soda?
Bring me my straw, servant!
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>>864747
O-okay...
>nervously takes your cock in his hand and slowly runs it along your shaft
Like this?
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>>864761
YES YES YES! A-ANYTHING F-FOR YOU, SWEETHEART.
>I extend my leg for you.

>>864765
>I repeatedly kick you as you move.
ISN'T THIS FUN, DARLING?!
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>>864763
Oh Miss!
Can.. I have that reward now?
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>>864806
>his
Anon, pls.
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>>864777
You'll find out if appears
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>>864803
Aye aye, your highness.
>He drives down to the 7-11 and picks up 2 large Cokeâ„¢ bottles.
Here, hope you're not one of those weird people that prefer Pepsiâ„¢.
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>>864818
And if they don't appear? Why don't you just say who it is?
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>>864794
Thank you, anon. A friend lost his phone while we were out, so I feel quite bad for him... I dragged him into it too.
>>864795
Hopefully I missed nothing grand. The internet was out for a day as well, so that was quite fun.
>>864812
Ah, why of course~ I was worried that you'd think I skipped out on you entirely.
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>>864811
So much fun!
I can't get enough kick!
>Anon is badly injured and loosing a lot of blood
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Here, kitty kitty.
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>>864826
I see. Well, now that you're finally back, do you have anything planned for tonight?
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>>864821
I'm actually more of a Dr Pepper gal, but this will do
>Opens mouth in preparation for straw, chilling out attempting to get a sick tan despite the weather, getting a nice foot rub from the other anon
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>>864826
It's fine! I knew you'd never let me down
>I raise my hands, resting them on her breasts
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>>864835
>Gently pets your head.
Aw, you're a cute little kitty,aren't you? You look thirsty. Kitty want some milk?
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>>864759
Oh, that thing, no anon i wont touch that
>>864775
Karkat, talks LIKE THIS
>>864811
Hehe, its so nice and long
>i touch your leg all over, then slowly begin rising towards your crotch
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>>864830
>I begin to stomp on you with both legs, the audience goes wild as they throw roses and private female clothing at us.
HAHAHAHAHA! ITS TOO MUCH FUN!!!

>>864841
DRINKING JUNK-DRINKS? OH MY HEAVENS!
>I move the camera away from your filthy habit.

>>864846
MMHMM, IT IS QUITE THE ACHIEVEMENT! I MEAN, IT ISN'T AS GREAT AS AN ACHIEVEMENT AS WHEN THE ANGELS DESIGNED YOUR FACE, DARLING.

>Wink
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Any of you guys ever tried Skype? I want to know how do sessions work there
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>>864836
Hmm, perhaps~ I could tease some anons, or see if... Miyafuji, was it...? Will return.
>>864842
Ara, you're a feisty one, aren't you, anon?
>With a patient smile, she rests her hand atop his, letting him get a better feel of the glorious mounds.
What do you think? Ufufu...
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>>864803
>i rub my fingers on your sole, moving them in a circle and sniffing slightly
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>>864859
I love you Mettaton!
>Anon has many broken bones and has lost a lot of blood
This is the best day of my life!
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>>864859
You sure do know how to seduce a lady
(do you have genitals darling?)
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>>864747
Hey... Do you think we could have a little fun
>He drops his pants and turns his ass to you
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>>864865
>She giggles softly as you begin caressing her best assets, wiggling her toes a lil bit
Don't be shy, Anon~
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>>864862
Teasing anons huh? So, you're that type?
>He looks you up and down.
Yeah, I can definitely see that. I'm sure it comes easy for you.
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>>864862
Sorry, I'm just so excited..!
>I quickly get more into it and squeeze them harder. I then move my hands under them, getting a feel for their weight
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>>864883
Yes of course
>i open my mouth and stick the toes inside, feeling the cool wet toes move slightly inside me
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>>864872
>I begin to throw random punches on your face as the audience cries in laughter, throwing literal money us.
HAHA! AMAZING RESISTANCE, DARLING!

>>864874
UUHHH... NO DARLING, BUT ERM... I CAN GRAB THE USB?
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>>864899
That's the stuff...
>She sighs contentedly to herself, wiggling the toes on her other foot to get your attention
But cmon, you're just gonna let this one sit here? It's gonna get cold~
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>>864900
My us8 or yours?
If either one gets pleasure im ok with that
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>>864900
>Anon still has a smile on his face, but he's dead, though plenty of his body remains to pulverize for the audience, who is loving it
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>>864919
>killed by Mettaton
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>>864887
Well, of course, only if they're willing to be teased, but that's besides the point.
It may come off as arrogance, but it's not that easy to get between my legs, so I prefer teasing~
>>864894
Aha... That was quite obvious already. So hasty. I wonder if touching my breasts for such a brief moment got you hard already... I do so wonder~
>She snickers, and easily manages to keep up her cool front. Hand still resting on top of his, she gives him guidance on fondling her chest.
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>>864914
UHH, HOLD ON DEARIE...
>I grab a lengthy USB and tape it to mu crotch.
OH RIGHT, I ALMOST FORGOT!
>I place the transparent cap on the metallic end.
STAY SAFE, RIGHT?

>>864919
THANK YOU, ANON! MY RATINGS WILL FOREVER BLESS YOU IN THE AFTERLIFE!
>I THROW YOUR BODY AT THE AUDIENCE AS THEY RIP YOU TO BLOODY PIECES
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>>864912
>I grab the other foot and begin to massage it slowly, then i pull one out of my mouth and put them together, side by side
>i kiss and lick both at the same time
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>>864958
>Anon is reincarnated as the shammy Mettaton uses to polish his legs
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>>864862
>Miyafuji was lurking but kept her safe distance looking at things afar at the pretty but slightly eerie lady while watching agdq marathon.
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>>864958
And what am i supposed to do with this dear?
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>tfw could erp as someone from the matrix with mettaton because they have plugs
That would work right?
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>>864955
Oh no, I apologize. I didn't mean to suggest you were arrogant. Simply...how shall I say...
>He paused a moment, raising his fingers to his chin in thought.
Well, let's just say that it was a compliment, that I can clearly see you're quite skilled at what you do.
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>>864973
That's more like it....hmm....which one is your favorite, cutie? Cmon, don't be so quiet~
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>>864990
You want Mettaton to fuck a port in the back of your head?

Really?

Really?

>Mah nigga
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>>864955
Geeez, you're pretty cute.

If only I didn't have to get some rest, I'd want to be teased, too~

As a bonus, hard-to-get types are one of my favorites, much preferred over easy fucks
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>>864989
WELL UHH, DO YOU HAVE ANY PORTS ON YA? HEHE
>Blushes intensely
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>>864998
they're both perfect lapis
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>>864955
>I gently nod. My fingers sink into her breasts and I fight the urge to bury my face in them
So soft..
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>>865012
I got a port for you right here.
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>>865012
I have a nook if that's what you mean
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>>865032

Are those spiders part of your tits?

They're nice.
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>>865005
That would be pretty hot don't you think?
>>865012
>>864990
Also linking this to hear your opinion.
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>>864719
I do
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>>865042
No anon theyre only covering me, and thank you
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>>865025
YOU KNOW, THE SHOW MUST GO ON BUT I HAVE SAY, GREAT TASTE, ANON, GREAT TASTE.

>>865032
OH M-MY THOSE ARE SOME GREAT THIGHS, DARLING...
>I blush deeper as the cap falls down the USB for some reason.

>>865052
SOMETIMES I DOUBT MY FANS' INTENTIONS.
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>>865019
Ara, how cute. How do you like them, my breasts? Heavenly, no?
>Lifting up a hand, she moves it to gently pet the top of the anon's head.
My, you're just like a silly little pet. And superbly obedient too, at that~
>>865008
Hmm, we could work something out the next time you're around, dear~
>>864997
Ahah, is that so, anon? That's quite sweet of you to say~
>Nikou quietly snickers, fingers raised up to her lips.
Truth be told it's been so long since I've teased anyone, so it is delightful to hear I didn't get too rusty! Uhuhu.
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>>865096
Thank you for that dear, appreciate it
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>>865109
>offers myself to you on a silver platter
You can have me over for dinner anytime you want...and also for sex, too.
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>>865109
>I lower my head to let her pet me more
Mmmh..
>My thumbs start pressing and circling her nipples, but I still don't hear a sound coming from her
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>>865109
Rusty, huh? Hmm.
>He tilts his head.
That's not really something you forget how to do though, is it?
>He glances down, looking you over again.
What I was suggesting is that, for someone like you, it probably just comes naturally. I doubt you have to do much to get them eating out of your hand.
>His eyes return to meet yours, a small smirk on his face.
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>>865120
SO UHH, WHAT DO WE DO KNOW?
>I blush even harder at your thighs.
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>>865120
>>865185
THAT WAS THE BIGGEST HAPPY ACCIDENT YET! WHAT DO WE DO "NOW***"?
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>>865185
>i spread my thighs showing you a wet dripping nook
Y8u fuc8 m8
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>>865212
THOSE ARE SOME GREAT 8'S, DARLING.
>I grab the USB and slowly position outside your nook, barely touching you.
S-SO, ARE YOU READY TO HAVE MY DATA?
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Does someone want to help me cum buckets?
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>>865252
Fuc8 me alr8ady w8ll yo8 mettaton
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>>865269
What are you looking for?
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>>865269
Dibs. Called it.

What is your request?
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>>865181
Hmm... I suppose not.
>Arms crossed, she maintains eye contact with him, the vestiges of a warm smile lingering on her lips.
It seems a fair amount of people here are desperate to get poon, so, that's actually undeniable. Sounds rather egotistical of me though, ufu.
>>865177
Ah... That's a good boy. Heheh.
>Nikou's face began to brighten up in the slightest, a mild red boiling in.
Tender, hmm?
>>865175
Eheh, hmm, you'll have to work hard for that, anon~
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>>865270
Forgot image
>>865269
8u8kets?
Thats di8sus8ing
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>>865270
THOSE ARE FOUR 8'S! MAYBE WE'LL REACH FIVE?
>I slowly insert the USB in your "nook".
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>>865276
>>865279
I want a female or futa to fill with my seed.
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>>865306
>I moan slightly
Go d88p8er will yo8?
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>>865014
Sorry, I nodded off there for a minute. Guess your footrubs are just that good~~~

>>865327
I'm your girl then! I'm Lapis by the way
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>>865304
I don't think I'd mind a round with you at some point or another

come back another night if you feel like it!
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>>865329
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT!
>I thrust the 10 inch USB inside you (Don't ask).
THIS IS A PRETTY BIG USB, DON'T YOU THINK?
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>>865337
>i stick my face between both feet then sniff and kiss all i can
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>>865288
No, I wouldn't call it that. I mean, sure, many here are desperate, but, that's only part of it.
>He extends his arm, lazily pointing a finger at your chest, and then moving it up and down your body.
All of...that, would be the other part of it. After all, you aren't the only person here who has that sort of effect on people.
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>>865354
Inches? Who cares!
How many GB?
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>>865354
>i wrap my thighs around you and pull you closer
>i moan and grind hard on your 10 inch usb
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>>865288
Oh yes..
>I bring my face closer to her breasts, my lips getting very close to her warm skin
Miss Nikou..
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>>865348
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>>865390
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>>865363
IT'S A TERABYTE.
I'M SELLING THIS AFTER WE'RE DONE!

>>865382
YOU SEEM TO BE ENJOYING THIS, AREN'T YOU?
>I thrust in harder, looking at your magnificent legs as we continue.
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>>865348
BIG
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>>865337
"Nice to meet you, Lapis. Please service my cock!" I say as I unzip my pants and reveal my thick, hard member, anticipating your lewdness.
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>>865420
B L A C K
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>>865411
8f 8ours8 i8 enjo8in8 8ou8 us8

Anyways, i need an actual dick, is that anon still here?
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>>865430
COCKS
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>>865447
LITTLE
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>>865433
OH MY! YOU WANTED ONE OF THOSE "DICKS" THIS WHOLE TIME? WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO, DARLING?

>I take out an MTT-BRAND HYPER-REALISTIC DILDO.

ALPHYS MADE THIS ONE, SAID IT'S BETTER THAN THOSE INFERIOR "HUMAN DICKS"
>>
Well, the rain started up again a few minutes ago, it's pressing down further against the backdrop of the twilight. Anyone have any editing to attend to?
Or should I just ERP?
>Editorial Joe
>P.S. Should I get something too drink?
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>>865361
Hmm? Ah! You mean-
>She boldly squeezes her own chest in front of him.
Yes, that's true I suppose.
>>865384
Ehehe...
>Without warning, she pulls him in for a tight embrace, his face now buried in her chest. The crimson on her face deepens moderately.
You're an adorable little pet.
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>>865465
(those abs dear god)
Mettaton if you dont fuck me right here, right now, and seriously im going to leave
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>>865464
WHITE
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>>865481
Wait, are you in thr Californian area? Dude, it's fucking intense here.
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>>865490
PECKERS
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>>865465
>So, in your Headcanon, Alphys in True Ending experimented with Undyne the Undying intercourse with human male(?) Frisk, finding the event in particular in dis taste, decided to make a dildo, for pleasure with Undyne in sexual relations?
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>>865490
>>865497
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>>865495
Yes, it's beating against the roof intensely, it just stopped, but I forsee it will return soon.
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>>865488
OKAY DARLING, LET ME JUST...
>I connect the dick to my body through cables.
ALRIGHT, WHERE DO WE START?

>>865498
YES.
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>>865484
>He watches you squeeze your breasts with an amused smile.
Well those, yes, but, those aren't the only curves you have, either.
>He looks back up into your eyes.
And, forgive me if this is too forward, but, that pretty face of yours isn't exactly hard to look at, either.
>>
>>865515
Where you were
>i pull out my fluorite octet ready to roll it and kill you of you dont stop not fucking me
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>>865484
>I close my eyes and take a deep breath, taking in her scent. My arms wrap around her waist to keep myself standing
I'm adorable..?
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>>865545
>I quickly insert the dick deep inside your nook, thrusting at a constant speed as I look at your legs again.
ALRIGHT, DARLING, JUST DON'T KILL ME AND WE'LL BOTH ENJOY THIS!
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>>865579
You sure do love my legs dont you?
Would you like to do anything specific with them?
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>>865586
>No. Also, I'm suprised the ava playing Mettaton didn't choose a purple, vibrating MTT Brand 'People Pleaser'.
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>>865532
Ahah, please, anon~
>She spots a playful wink his way, then straightens up her body, fingers brushed past her hair.
I appreciate any earnest compliments. Hehe. It would be a shame to shy away from them~
>>865551
You sure are~ Perhaps, hmm, I could make you my toy...? Ah, but, you must be completely against such an idea... No~?
>Nikou smiles, touching the top of his head with a gentle, to-and-fro caress. Such nasty plots filled her mind, but her calm exterior remained unchanged.
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>>865599
I USED SOMETHING 10x BETTER!

>>865586
WELL, I'D LIKE TO HUG THEM...
>I grab one of your legs and lovingly hug it as I thrust faster.
>>
This is the lewdest Mettaton has ever got.
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>>865633
Dont stop going love
>i move my leg slightly and rub it on your face
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>>865646
LEWD RATINGS, MAYBE?

>>865652
THIS IS A NICE LEG, REALLY SOFT, NOT THAT I'D KNOW SINCE I HAVE NO SENSE OF TOUCH!
>Ba dum tss
>I frown at my own horrible attempt for a joke and keep thrusting.
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>>865611
Your toy? N-no I would love to!
>I press my body closer to her, my erection pressing against her stomach
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>>865611
Well, certainly someone with your looks receives a lot of them, I'm sure!
>He sits down in a chair nearby, placing an ankle on his opposite knee to sit with crossed legs.
Not that I would think you need to be reassured of your looks, or anything, but I'm sure you would agree with me when I say they're still pleasing to hear.
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>>865684
Please show me why you're No. 1, Mettaton-chan.
>>
Who wants their prick pleasured?
>>
>>865724
Me! *unzips dick*
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>>865633
FINALLY, EDITS TIME!
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"WELL I'D LIKE, EVEN LOVE TO HUG THOSE GORGEOUS LEGS OF YOURS FABULOUS!"
>The crowd would go wild with the romance, promiscuity, and cheer between these two star crossed lovers of the night.<
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>*Papyrus would drop his spahgetti in shock.
>*sans would just change the channel to black screen live.
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>He'd with a big JERK of his arm, grasp his leg and endearingly hug it with his cold, metal hands.
+300 VIEWS
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>>865684
Just 8on't stop!
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>>865724
I'd like my dong delighted please and thank you.
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>>865734
All the stuffing is going to fall out if you do that.
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>>865724
I want to cuddle Mir!
Mir is qt!
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>>865723
>Pic related.
THIS ENOUGH FOR YA, DARLING?

>>865735
THIS IS PRETTY GREAT, EDITOR. MIND IF I HIRE YOU?
>Black Screen Live
I kekd

>>865767
ALRIGHT THEN, UMM...
>I thrust harder as I cuddle your leg thinking of topics to talk about.
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF POLITICS?
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>>865776
Don't bully me. Bully my dick.
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>>865819
Why not both?
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>>865815
I think, I'm cummin8!
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>>865819
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>>865779
That's Jaqli to you, Smurfette. And maybe one day.

>>865819
>>865773
So you're looking for your glans gobbled?
>>
>>865850
>Unsure which Shinoa.
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>>865862
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>>865858
W-what if I sang a planet for you?
>>
>>865858
Yeah, you know, I'm trying to get my shaft satiated.
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>>865845
>The dick expands deeper inside every thrust, vibrating intensely.
YEAH, YOU SEE, I THINK I'M COMING TO POLITICS TOO! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "METTATON 2020"?
>>
>>865867
>This only raises further questions.
>>
>>865887
Mettaton f8rever!
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>>865888
Oh?
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>>865858
"Yes, please gobble my glans!" I say, my cock twitching and leaking pre-cum.
"You look nice in that yukata."
>>
>>865904
You could at least talk more than that so I can tell the typing styles apart!
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>>865913
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
>>
>>865901
OH DARLING PLEASE... YOU'RE MAKING MY SYSTEM INITIATE IT'S FAKE BLUSHING SEQUENCE!
>I blush harder as I thrust harder.
>>
>>865925
Yes.
The answer is yes.
>>
>>865934
>I'm cumming 8gain
>my legs shake as I cum
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>>865937
Well, the answer is no.
>>
>>865934
don't repeat a word in that short a timespan

"I blush harder as my thrusts intensify" would have been better!
>>
>>865815
Eh, I wouldn't call myself great, I forgot to revise jerk with his arm to jerk with his arms.
But mk. I'll start?
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'OH OUR GREAT PARTICIPANT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WELL, Eh....
>*I would begin to thrust into him with more intensity each time with the MTT-Brand Hyper Realistic Dildo, practically tearing his anus apart.
>*Whilst cuddling with his leg, I would begin to run a possible amount of topics to discuss with him.
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"SO, UHM... DARLING, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE OVERWORLD POLITICS?"
>POLITICS +37.
>>
Back after being gone all day. What's been happening all day?
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>>865963
A tewi!
Tewi is such a cutie!
>>
>>865963
That...what?
That doesn't even make sense. The answer to what is no?
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>>865975
Running.
>>
>>865951
OH ALSO FEEL FREE TO TELL ME WHEN TO STOP, DEAR.
>My hips continue to accelerate forwards as I look thoughtful while caressing your leg.
RECENTLY, I'VE BEEN WONDERING IF MY FANS DESERVE THE BAD BEHAVIOR I'VE BEEN GIVING THEM... THEY DESERVE SO MUCH MORE AND I'VE BEEN GIVING THEM LESS...

>>865968
I'M SORRY, DARLING! METTATON IS ABOVE GRAMMATICAL NEATNESS LAWS.

>>865974
IT'S HER AND HER DOOK. THAT'S COMING RIGHT OFF YOUR PAYCHECK.
>>
>>866005
>my second orgasm subsides
You can 8top now. That was amazing.
>>
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>>865979
Yes
>>
I can't believe Mettaton finally fucked some lucky anon.
>>
>>866013
I-
>He raises a finger as if to speak, but immediately cuts himself off and lowers it, defeated.
...Whatever.
Fuckin' smug ass anime girls.
>He puts his hands in his pockets and kicks at nothing.
>>
>>865977
Poppy a cute!
A CUTE!
>>
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>>866026
Nia a kawaii!
A KAWAII!
>>
>>866012
>I pull the dick slowly out of you. It falls to the ground immediately.
WELL I THINK THAT WENT WELL. WHAT DO YOU THINK, LOVE?

>>866019
>IMPLYING
IT WAS VRISKA.
>>
>>866026
Nia a cutest!
>>
>>866034
No, I'm Anon. Vriska disappeared, and since she rarely posts pictures anyway, I just threw some 8s in there and finally lived the dream of getting railed by Mettaton.
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>Skateboards in
Yo homes. I'm here for the extreme role play?
>>
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>>866067
Hey! You can't skate in here!
>>
>>866067
The extremely sexual roleplay? Ah yes, right this way.
>>
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I just want someone to cum with.
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>>866071
Shit!
>Hops off his skateboard
Sorry sir.
>>866073
Sexual? No no no, I'm just here for the extreme role play.
>>
>>866034
Oh, it was amazing Mettaton. you were so good, my love! may8e we should do this more often?
>I rest my leg down.
>>
>>865815
>>866005
>"U-m...A-Aren't you a male in the canon sir?"
>"SHUT UP JOE, OR WE'LL FIRE YOU LIKE OUR PREVIOUS EDITOR WAS, IN A CANNON!"
>"O-Ok... Sir..."
Alright, Just say that you were a girl.
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"MY DEAREST CONTESTENT FOR LOVE, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO TELL ME WHEN TO HALT AND POSE FOR YOU WITH THESE LEGS THAT NO ONE CAN'T COMPETE WITH!"
>ENDEARMENT +100
>PROMISE OF LEGS +732
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>*My hips would begin to surge forwards with grand acceleration, with a considerate expression on my face, my endearing hug now a caress to his leg.
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"RECENTLY THOUGH HANDSOME, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT THE LOVELY FANS WATCHING THE SHOW."
>*She would give a smile to the camera
>SMILE +20.
"AND I'VE BEEN THINKING IF MY- OUR WONDERFUL FANS DESERVE THIS TERRIBLE, UNRULY BEHAVIOR I'VE PRESENTED THEM..."
"THE FANS DESERVE MUCH MORE THAN ME LAUGHING AT THEIR FACES AND I'VE BEEN GIVING THEM LESS OF OUR GORGEOUS METTATON, AND MORE OF A SIMPLE GIRL WITH THE BEST LEGS, BODY, AND CHARISMA AROUND."
>>
>>866082
You and me both.
>>
>>866034
Mettaton? You a'ight?

>>866084
Oh, you're back.
Thanks for letting me slip in and fuck Mettaton.
>>
>>866083
Uh, yeah, that's what I said. Extremely sexual Roleplay. You got cotton in your ears or something? Now get to it, we're all waiting for you to get extremely sexual.
>>
>>866033
Ahh even more cute! Cute overload!
>>866041
>Nia becomes overwhelmed with cute and faints
>>
>>866087
Tldr
>>
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>>866082
s-same
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>>866089
>>
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>>866097
I'm just here to ride skateboards and drink milkshakes.
You know. The extreme stuff.
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>>866084
ANYTHING FOR YOU, L-LOVE. ANYTHING FOR YOU.

>>866094
I'LL PRETEND YOUR POST WAS FAKE AND WE ALL LIVE HAPPY!

>>866087
GREAT! NOW SAY CALL ME A HE TO CONFUSE THE AUDIENCE! GREAT STUFF TONIGHT, JOE. GREAT STUFF.
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>>866112
C-Can we hold hands?
>>
>>866114
No time for that now. Hurry up and get in there, there are big titties that need to be grabbed, EXTREMELY grabbed.
>>
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anyway I'm going to go play Monster Hunter! probably until I fall asleeep!
>>866106
>Calls an ambulance
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>>866117
Not fake, you were fucking me for a while.
Really Vriska deserves most of the credit. I couldn't have done it without her.
>>
>>866113
...Why're you givin' me the ol' spicy rustle hustle?
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>>866129
Can I make milkshakes with them?
Alright boss, I'm ready.
>>
7-1-16
The day Mettaton finally fucked Anon.
>>
>>866152
Yes, that sounds pretty extreme. Shake the tits until the milk comes out. Now get in there and get extremely sexual!
>>
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>>866122
Y-yes please..
>>
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>>866155
ALSO, THE DAY I COMMIT SUICIDE. GOODNIGHT. FOREVER.
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>>866155
7-1-16
The day I got to be her Editor for the ride.
>>
>>866161
>Gets on my skateboard
>Grinds on her
I'm doing it man, I'm doing it!
>>
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>>866155
>>866174
It isn't July.
>>
>>866170
Well shit.
>*sans would change the channel to undernational punographic, the best source for puns, on tv.
>>866186
>Whats wrong with day, month and year?
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>>866163
I grab your hand and move in close, our faces inches apart.
"You're blushing."
>>
>>866175
Now we're talkin'! Now, give her the TitsFlip 720! Show her just how extremely sexual you can get!
>>
>>866170
Awww, don't be like that.Are you being super cereal right now?
>>
Plebs.

> YYYY/MM/DD > DD-MM-YY > MM/DD/YY

Get on my level.
>>
Link to our newest thread.
>>866212
>>866212
>>866212
>>
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>>866197
I can do better!
>Kicks up myself and my skateboard
>Starts spinning my board so it smacks her nipples
>Lands on top of her and pulls my duck out of my pants
>It quacks on her face
H-Hows was that?
>>
>>866218
WAYYYYY to early. Delete that.
>>
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Who wants their keychain spiced?
>>
>>866218
>25 images left
Fuck outta here.
>>
>>866220
Hmm.
Too much flipping, not enough quacking.
Needs work.
>>
>>866218
Delete that faggot.
Everyone else ignore.
>>
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>>866224
Ahh the good ole spicy key chain... Brings back. Memories.
>>866236
Fuck I guess I'll never be good at erp...
>>
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>>866195
>Against my better judgement, I close the distance between us and kiss you
>>
Well, looks like we really did lose Mettaton.

Fuck you Homestucks. You ruin everything.
>>
>>866257
New thread can be "Mettaton killed by Homestucks" edition.
>>
>>866276
We already had Mettaton thread two threads ago.
>>
>>866286
This is kind of a "celebration Mettaton will never return" thread.
>>
>>866276
Or we could also have a Mettaton met a ton of Homestuck ERP'ers, and died by glamour Edition.
>>
>>866287
The Homestuck drove Mettaton to suicide. i.e. never coming back to our threads.
>>
>>866298
>died by glamour
...Well done.
>>
>>866291
He's just fucking with you. Stop giving into his narcisism.
I don't understand the need.
>>
>>866305
What else notable happened in this thread to make the new edition about?

Want to remake "Joe Approves?" That made no sense. Had nothing to do with us.
>>
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>>866254
I lean into you, my tongue swirling against yours, my face turning red.
"Mmph, I didn't know you were this lewd..."
I lean over you and start rubbing your nipples.
>>
>>866312
What? Notable, what?
We just do threads like we've done so far. Why would the edition be related to what's happened in threads, that's just drama, kinda.
>>
>>866329
It's not drama. It's non-random being better than random.
>>
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Am I the only one watching these runs currently here?
>>
>>866347
Watch me whip. Now watch me nene.
>>
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>>866347
N-No, I'm watching them, I'm about to sleep though cause these runs are...creepy
>>
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>>866353
W-what?
>>866356
Hih, I think this block has been so far the best and comfiest. Lagoon and Indy Jones were great.
Also Age of Empires and GTA3 coming soon.
>>
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>>866368
I'd love to stay up for age but I can't I'm sleeping on my computer desk, goodnight Miya~
>She fell sluggishly on top of you and quickly begun snoozing, breathing slowly as she pretty much fell unconscious immediately
>>
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>>866377
Oh my, sweet dreams Anzu-chan.~
>Miyafuji grabbed Anzu in her gentle care and took you to the bed, covering up properly before laying next to you all comfy herself as well, preparing for the upcoming runs.
>>
>did hiro fuck up again
>>
>>866412
Anyone else on?
>>
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>>866480
Just you and me now and of course lurkers.
>>
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>tfw people not sticking around until the end
>>
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>>866321
>>866254
>>
>Tfw you massed it right before lapis came

JUST
>>
>>866533
s-sorry.. t-too shy
>>
>>866487
That's fine.
>>866522
>>866533
>>866541
More people here.
>>
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>>866547
H-Here, just hold my hand for now.
>>
>>866487
I want to cum in Lynne and Yoshika.
>>
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>>866564
H-Hold?!
>>
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>>866598
Here, like this.
>>
>>866487
I wonder how many people just lurk here, afraid to jump in?
>>
It's 3:27 AM Pacific Time.
Let that sink in.
3;27 AM.
I know I should sleep, and everyone else is, but I can't. While the last of us are awake, can we ERP?
>>
>>866735
That depends.
>>
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>>866713
We just don't know, could be few up to few dozens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fq3abPnEEGE
>>
>>866735
You want your manhood massaged?
>>
>>866755
And I thought Miya-chan never did lewd things.
>>
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>>866713
Probably a few. Maybe they aren't even afraid in some cases. Just looking for something they haven't found yet.
>>
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I've been edging for over an hour. Anyone want to finish me off?
>>
>>866888
>edging for an hour

Rookie.
>>
>>866886
True. But they could also be picky as fuck.
>>
>>866888
>an hour
Whoa....
>>
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>>866900
There's something wrong with that?
>>
>>866905
No, there is nothing with that. Unfortunately, the ones who are a little too picky for their own good are often the ones who bitch about what goes on in the thread when they get no action.
>>
>>866915
>...nothing wrong with that.
>>
>>866902
Nue once had me edge for nearly three and a half hours once.
>>
>>866888
>dubs into trips
Let's fap together
>>
>>866915
>>866927
Be picky.
Don't be a bitch.
Seems easy.

>>866941
>>866902
>>866895
>>866888
>edging
Theme for the next thread?
>>
>>866953
Sadly, most never got the "Don't Be A Bitch" memo. Love the glasses.
>tips fedora
>>
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>>866948
Are you a female or a futa? Please say yes.
>>
New thread ->

>>866994
>>866994
>>866994

New thread ->
>>
>>866988
Let's have everyone still in the thread fap together.
>>
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So people stop whining about image limit.
>>
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>>863997
>Sorry honey. I'm only into Canadian bacon.
I love ya...
BUT, American bacon is the only way to go... sorry to drop you like this

-D
>>
>>864260
>Most Poppy
>Hammers too slow
Poppy is hammers
>>
>>864748
>Anon narrowly avoids the leg
>Plays the dumb shooter game that pops up
>Defeets mettatron
>chooses "kill"
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