/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods General
What are you doing with your life edition
Other MEGA links are evil only trust the OST right here: https://mega.nz/#F!RQhxBZJA!u5Y781s6xWM3uSBPeFBxTQ
>Write Bin
http://pastebin.com/HA6UL2FW
>Art Booru
http://nitw.booru.org/
>>8622201
Holy shit he actually did my request
BASED
>>8622201
There's something wrong with her head but I don't know what.
xth for Ivan x Mae
>>8622237
>Winking Intensifies
The best part is that I was able to make a Night in the Woods font while doing this.
>>8622275
stop
>>8622285
Thanks nibba!
Don't die, thread.
Remember, ignore and report shitposters. Do not give them the attention they seek. It's our responsibility to keep this thread pure. Replying to them actively and irreversibly lowers the quality of this general. We must all do our part.
Can someone post the gator suck image?
The one with 3 panels?
Post more selmo
>>8622850
More like smellmers
>>8622275
Alright, so *those* kinds of people are getting into nitw... uhhh, I guess it's kinda ok for this to happen? More people means more fanart, even if some of it is weird.
>>8623151
More people for the pit. Gonna be a good year boys.
virus anon you promised that you would do something, i had faith in you
why must you turn the internet into a den of lies
>>8623767
put your faith in THIS
*pulls out poll*
http://www.strawpoll.me/12701031
Every time I come here the threads are dead, but when I leave, you guys can push 2 threads to a bumplimit in like 7 hours.
What timezone are yall from?
>>8623814
america
>>8623814
yurop
>>8623814
AUS
>>8623814
timezones are irrelevant when you're a neet
>>8622850
>>8623814
I RUN these threads.
>>8624512
>interlocking fingers
>>8624512
I love and hate this image.
On one hand Bombshell is hot and they are cute together.
On the other, Bomshell is a real DTF girl. And Mae looks so happy, I don't want her heart to be broken when she is inevitably left for another chick and/or dude.
Give me Bombshell. I want some Bombshell
>>8624639
To be fair they were never meant for eachother. They canonically never got along, but I guess it's for the better.
i want to watch horror movies with lori and gently wrap my arms around her as she wiggles shyly in my lap
>>8624827
they did get along pretty well
just very, very briefly
>>8624827
How do you mean they never got along? They seemed to get along well before the whole thing with Bea
>>8624650
>>8624827
Yeah honestly I can see your point. It was brief but we never saw if it could have worked out if it had gone further. I doubt it would have.
Do we every got any anonX stuff with the characters besides Mae and Bea?
>>8624926
anon x?
>>8624938
Basically self-insert fan character but so devoid of character that it could be you!
If Selmers relapsed and came to you one night, offering to fuck you for pill money, what would you do?
>>8624938
dude with no face, typically green, representing the everyman
>>8624950
Now that is something I would freaking love to see. Maybe a sort of smut fic could work. Might write at some point. I hope not to procastinate it and end up ditching it like the smelters fan smut. (sorry about that anons that wanted to see that)
>>8624970
It's okay, my Smelters fic pleased enough people. Just don't fuck us again and finish your fic this time, alright?
>>8624926
No and hopefully there will be no more. Self-inserting is for autists.
>>8625018
I promise to that. Heh sorry about that I should have even come around and said I dropped it. Also you did one? can I see it?
>>8625029
>t. cuckold
>>8625050
T. Faggot
>>8625049
It's in the write bin
http://pastebin.com/JBvU04PC
>>8625029
Do you personally consider it bad if it's a random, made up, generic character fitting within the universe, or would you, personally, consider that 'oc donuts' autism? Ex. Using 'John Smith'
Cause I wrote a huge fic and it has that in it and it's been the only thing stopping me from sharing it.
>>8625059
sick burn bro
I'm going away now anons.
I'll be gone for two weeks.
Please don't let these threads die, they're so close as is.
It's so comfy here, I've never stuck with a thread for this long.
I just want to be there to say goodbye.
You best tell me every single story when I get back.
Tell virus-anon I love him.
And thank doc for me.
In case I never see them again.
Gnight Anons.
>>8625067
DONT LISTEN TO HIM POST PLEASE WE NEED ANS MUCH AS WE CAN GET
>>8625071
dude it's just a general
>>8625071
Don't worry autism doesn't just die in two weeks.
What happened to the guy that was making an earthbound-esque game with night in the woods characters? I was really looking forward to it.
>>8625295
Who cares, it was SFW
I just come to these threads for the porn.
>>8625067
OC's only bother me if they are a blatant self inserts (bonus points for edgy characters that don't even fit the universe).
>>8625295
Still working on it, apparently. He hasn't posted in a while
>>8624588
>>8624898
fuck yes, man
Where the fuck is the anon with the germ/lori fic?
Where the fuck is the anon with the mae/kids fic?
>>8622797
Thanks Doc
>>8625295
>>8625575
Yeah I'm still here.
Work was pretty brutal lately so I haven't gotten much done on it. But I have today and tomorrow off so I'm gonna try and get more done.
Dude who's doing art did this for me.
>>8625480
Same
Posting our newest drawfag's work.
>>8626655
Hot as fuck to be honest. I wish we had more gregg x Mae porn. I don't ship them like MaeBea, but I still like the idea of them fucking like best bros.
Also it triggers tumblrinas so that's a bonus.
>>8626765
>Also it triggers tumblrinas so that's a bonus.
that's the kind of logic that made the new ghostbusters movie money
so don't do that
>>8626765
I made the suggestion the next pic should be Mae walking away laughing while Gregg stands there mortified popping a boner, and I think it was him but someone said they'd do that today if they get the chance.
>>8626790
I just like seeing the gregg is gay autistic screeching when he gets it on with Mae
>>8626816
I'd rather they fucked while gregg's gay melts away
>>8626903
I wouldn't want them to fuck even if Gregg was straight.
They have a legitimately close friendship, basically a close sibling tier bond. I think that's more heartwarming than sex.
Ok fags, input time. Does Smeltergator have a smooth bod or does he have pubes?
I don't feel strongly either way, it's just on the one hand I imagine it fits the character but on the other some people find body hair gross, especially on a reptile.
>>8626991
reptiles are smooth
I don't actually care about the picture as I am not a homo, but still, reptiles are hairless.
>>8626886
but he is gay
>>8627009
I would agree but bear in mind in-game he actually has a tuft on his chin, I didn't see it myself until some anon pointed it out.
>>8627050
Fuck
Wait does that mean Bea has to landscape?
>>8626991
up to you
i
>>8627050
>Janitor has a beard growing from his beak
This game in general is weird about that kind of stuff
what if jackie was going for chem eng???
(lol probably not shes obviously philo/libsci/arts ROFL antifa fucker)
i know nobody asked for this i was just trying to get back into regularity by drawingjackie doing SOmething
>>8627127
Hey man are you less obliterated this morning?
>>8625295
>>8625451
>>8625575
Hey! I still browse these threads when I get the chance.
Unfortunately life got in the way as I now have a full-time job bugtesting videogames for microsoft.
I'd like to keep working on the project, but I think I'd also like to release the Game Maker files and assets for it so that other people can make whatever they'd like with it.
Would anyone be interested in that?
>>8627127
i wish there were tripcodes on /trash/ so i could filter you
>>8627164
Oh, you're still alive?
I think they were talking about we, assumed you dead. I'm making an RPG lite. Good that you've got a steady job now though.
I'd be interested in the files if only to help my own game along. I am a novice at this sort of stuff so being able to reference your code and maybe borrow some assets if you don't mind would be nice.
I can't stop thinking about mae's sturdy ass
>>8627076
Another question for the devs, I guess.
>>8627219
>>8626991
Pubes. He has a beard after all.
>>8627164
Bea no gae strikes again
>>8627261
I think that's more to show that he's old rather than an actual beard.
>>8627298
>it'snot a beard because he has a beard, it's a beard because he's old
>>8627298
>>8627329
Really activates my almonds
>>8627280
The story I have written for the game is honestly still pretty MaeBea shippy. It's not lewd or anything, but trying to keep in style with the game.
I could post excerpts of dialogue, if anyone's interested.
>>8627404
yes please
>>8627447
Steve Scriggins is the better chainsmoking Croc.
>>8627447
i probably could have formatted the text a little better but heres some oc for you fellas
>>8627240
I wanna squeeze her
>>8627404
Yeah dude, would love to hear it.
>>8627164
passing the torch is better than most do.
by all means go ahead, and ill save the link
>>8627465
yeah maybe in his dreams
>>8627404
nigga yes
>>8627076
bea seems like the girl who never gave a shit to shave because she was too busy to care about it
>>8627708
That's Mae.
Bea may be busy and soul crushingly depressed, but she still takes care of her outward appearance. She does her makeup and I would assume shaves at least every other day.
Probably a bit on the skinny side due to the chain smoking and tight budget.
>>8627708
Bea said she was a slob growing up, and only got pushed to clean up after herself because her mom made her.
>>8627460
>>8627494
>>8627666
Here you are.
https://pastebin.com/VWtD7Qwb
Quality is dubious; none of this is edited or proofread.
Working on packing up the Game Maker files now. Some of the assets were from another game I'm working on, so I can't hand those out, but I'll put in everything I can. Character sprites, movement scripts, dialogue scripts, ect.
>>8627782
Sounds good. Thanks. My game is just a shitty fangame but either way I understand you withholding assets.
>>8627812
i think you either forget the text or you posted in the wrong thread
if there's a thread for fritz the cat then i'm going there right away
>>8627782
Lol that last convo. Cheesy as hell but I still liked it. Could probably make a few minor edits to it so it comes across as less B movie.
>>8627782
dialogue is pretty good, id say if it was presented as dlc it would fool me for the most part
>>8627841
I think he's stealth requesting a NITW edit of the tub scene.
>>8627447
needs one for all the main cast desu
>>8628034
There's not even that many characters in NITW unless you want to get all incesty.
wow, turns out i dont need more adderall, i just needed some figure references to remember shapes of the body
posemaniacs is great wonderful fantastic have a donna ill do a jenna now
>>8628200
FRONT
PUSSY
>>8628200
>donna got lewds
But yeah think you could maybe move her vajayjay south a bit?
>>8627447
ugh
>>8628352
p.neat
>>8628352
Very nice
>>8628385
It's okay we're all retarded here
>>8628385
at least you acknowledge that you're retarded
That guy who drew the 'crackwhore' Mae one drew something new.
>>8629468
LMAO
>>8629468
>gae
just as bad as a pissing crackwhore
>>8629468
This is a bad joke someone forgot the punchline to.
>>8629468
Maybe it's just the fact he didn't shade it but that Mae looks passable. Almost cute if not for the fact it's attached to the rest of the image.
>>8629759
I mean specifically the head.
The body is as gross as ever.
dont really know where I was goin with this one
>>8629824
Gregg being protective of Mae is my antidepressant
>>8630093
Shame there's not more of it.
>>8629868
I don't know either, but I do like it a lot.
>>8629868
me neither but im stealing ur brushes senpai!! hand em over or the spacebea gets it
>>8627447
ugh
>>8629868
>smoking in a space suit
I like
>>8630335
gucci
>>8629468
>>8630397
>crazy eye mae
This needs to be an actual thing
>>8630397
i will take care of this soft boy
do not worry
>>8629468
I can fap to this
>>8629468
>your dick is so big and gross!
what kind of fucking dialogue is this
>>8630637
>when virgins try to write dialogue
>>8630637
IT FEELS SO GOOD AROUND MY DICK GURL
>>8627737
>soul crushingly depressed
>is able to maintain regular self care
pick one
>>8630696
You'd be surprised how good women are at faking it if you'd ever been with one.
>>8630721
>>8630732
I don't know how I feel about this.
>>8630696
>he doesn't keep his superficial appearance tip-top so people will at least tolerate being around you even if they're not really your friends
get a load of this faggot.
>>8630696
some people get their will destroyed by depression but even then continue their daily routines
>>8630817
>>8630721
>>8630732
>not changing the url to be 1280 at the end
>>8630872
Do you really expect me to know how tumblr works? I posted the biggest image I came across.
>>8630696
>not only being dead on the inside
>not keeping up appearances so no one asks you what's wrong or offers you help or worries about you
fucking casual
>>8630872
What does that do?
>>8630940
tumblr hosted images, particularly posted in the text area itself, tends to show up around a resolution of 400 or 540 when you view the image. due to the resizing bullshit you have to manually change the 400/540 at the end of the image's url to 1280 to view the full resolution that was originally uploaded.
>when u were using proportional input on ur tablet so u draw ellipses on paper now
goodbye im dead
>>8630467
>You will never get Jenna to suck you off for a sandwich.
>You will never hold her muzzle shut an force her to swallow because she needs the protein.
>>8631227
>hold her muzzle shit and force her to swallow
>>8631648
meh
>>8631648
what the fug
>>8631722
hownew.ru
>>8631227
>>8631658
>>8626271
Just do you man, I'm going to start working on running animations for Mae as I can already make walking animations really fast.
Don't you just love the fact that the game devs for NITW were lazy as you were as all characters have the same leg height?
>>8631227
heh,, u want some Jenna,,,m,, GOOD thing I Realy Like jenna right noWM
When are they gonna fuck
>>8632025
b-bea no gay
>>8631648
original
>>8632055
Shut up Bea you love that pussy sloshing.
BOYS
ITS IN
WE IN IT LADS
TIME FOR SOME COOKING,,, AND BY COOKING I MEAN DRWAING DICKS
>>8632554
can you swallow them all at once?
>>8632586
no thats silly anon i need productivity not death
death comes later
gonna snort these lil niggas once i crush em
>>8632554
draw ALL the dicks, anon.
>>8632554
>matchbox
i learned something today
>>8632554
In all seriousness what is that?
>>8632688
addies my dude. adderall, amphetamines, friend, nootropic drug
>>8632554
These threads aren't your personal blog. Learn to be an actual artfag and not an attentionwhore
>>8632838
suck my dick fag lol B)
>>8632838
R u new
He used to draw until he ran out of meds, and everyone wondered why he stopped drawing, so he told them.
And now he has meds so he can get back to drawing.
Stop being a prick and fuck off you tremendous faggot.
>>8632856
lmfao leave these threads 4ever
>>8632874
u first nerd fucker
>>8632878
no i devoted the life i never had to these threads and ive posted in every single one of them gtfo faggot
>>8632876
I don't have to phone post I'm off work today.
Fuck off you're always getting assmad at people for little things. You are the worst poster here.
>>8632905
why are u back dude
Oh god this Jackiefag faggot again
>>8632905
Alec made stuff recently tho
>>8632838
do you think that's gonna stop him?
do you think a man that unironically wrote "how about you draw a noose around your neck and tie it to something you pathetic waste of space making a post like that are you some kind of fucking retard faggot fascist who cant fucking handle the fucking post of a fucking trash that is trash fuck you you belong you are trash you fucking piece of shit i dont care what you really think you fucking bitch like really what the fuck do you think im gonna do im gonna keep posting and you cant stop me you cant report me its trash theres no moderation here i mean fuck unless you reported me for breaking the law in which case you'd get your ass fucked for doing so so yes please do that so you fucking remove yourself from this vicinity you literal fucking garbage person of a poster fucking retard fuck off" will ever stop?
>>8632860
>and everyone wondered why he stopped drawing
>everyone
ok
yess yesss hit the post limit faster
>>8632878
Kill yourself useless trash, can't even draw for shit
>>8632921
>recently
That pic was made the same night he chased him off.
>it's another Jackiefag shit post drama
Why do we even accept this guy here
Anyone got that image of the construction worker holding the stop sign from the game? Some people here could really use it.
>>8632964
Blame the tumblr attention whore that chases off other artists
>>8632932
source this friend
>>8632937
what does it matter if i cant draw for shit, i draw for myself LOL
besides im still working on studying maths at the moment, in between drawing and managing my life!!! so one day i'll learn how to sketch things out with proper anatomical structure
with each drawing, i'm practising anatomy with a guide along the side, (note: each means everything that isnt just a simple shitpost)
how is ur life going though anon?? are you decent??
>>8632917
but anon, what do you mean? your post is the first one made in the last 35 minutes
mom dad stop fighting
>>8632959
No, he specifically said he wasn't gonna let one shitposter get to him.
>>8632986
LOL LOL MY MEDDS GUYS HAHAHA IM SO DRUNK LOL XDDDDDDDDD
>>8632985
It's already been made clear he didn't actually do it. Go complain somewhere else instead of trying to stir shit up here every time he posts. It's getting creepy how obsessive you are over him.
>>8632986
Lol kill yourself garbage
ACT
2
WHEN
i wish virus anon kept his promise
>>8632997
FAKE NEWS
>>8632986
Kill yourself, Alec was 100000x better than your sorry ass, you got jealous he was a better artist and told him to leave
>>8632986
u dont even have a life all u do is cry when you dont have adderall, shitpost, and then cry when people call u out on ur shit
fucking crybaby faggot
So the guy that keeps "drunk posting" attention whoring and talks about medicine chased off some other artist?
I mean the smileys and constant "lol" was already hinting at something, I just wasn't around for that shitstorm
>>8632986
https://exhentai.org/g/1004062/1df2424787/
>>8633103
He didn't. It's some shithead trying to cause drama for his own attention.
We have people here like Nobby and Signirsol that come in, draw some nice stuff, chat a bit, then keep on posting anonymously like cool dudes
...and then we have LOL MY MEDS YOU GUYS shitposting Jackiefag that causes problems and can't even draw worth a shit.
Literally learn to artfag or go fuck off to /soc/
>>8633123
t. jackiefag
>>8633178
Lmaoing at your fucking life.
>inb4 photoshop
>>8633193
It really isn't. The fact that you need to try this hard to save face is pathetic.
>>8633149
This is literally the only good point made in this entire shitpile. There's no need to draw attention to yourself negatively if you're a content provider. Just my two cents.
>>8633026
>>8633009
>>8633072
how upset can i possible manage to drive you folks within the span of a few minutes
this is ridiculous u must calm down lest u pop a blood vessel!!
>>8633076
call me a crybaby when you aren't crying yourself
>>8633121
i appreciate this friend thank you
newwest masterpiece... uf u dont like this. ui dont like art. IF U DOTN LIKE THIS>.. U HAVE NO CONCEPT OF ART>... U SHOULD KIL URSELF ULL NEVER B AS GOOD AS ME.. HAHa,
>>8633215
Shut up jackiefag, your art is shit and you should die of overdose with your LOL MY MEDS XDD
stop fightign
>>8633245
You're a stupid cunt for bitching at Alec, that's all I gotta say
>>8633245
can you stop typing like youre fucking drunk
>>8633245
Why are you doing this. Why do you hate these threads?
Thanks for the link anon!!!!!!!!!
I'm of the mindset that replying to a troll makes you worse than the troll. You're all fucking stupid. Just ignore him and move on.
alright i think its safe to say these threads r officially dead
bye forever!!!!
DID YOU EAT THE TACOS WITH YOUR PARENTS OR DID YOU NOT EAT THE TACOS?
This is an important scientific question.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12705468
fuck here we go
i'll make a new one hol up
This is what you all deserve for letting that tumblr attention whore do whatever with your threads. Enjoy your NITW threads
>>8633461
The same thing's going to happen again no matter what:
1.Jackiefag will provide actual content.
2.The same dude is going to come back and stir shit.
3.Shitposting goes into overdrive until someone thinks making a new thread will fix it.
>>8633484
They're probably just gonna move there and fuck that one up too.
>>8633484
Wait it out. Two threads will make things worse.
Can someone give me a basic gestalt on what the fuck is going on this thread?
Everyone mad at some guy who can't do shit without drugs?
>>8633503
Dude, this IS that guy doing this. You're either samefagging or a fucking retard
>>8633385
im actually trying to draw my friend
>>8633288
never bitched at alec
i actually like zootopia and his art. its cute characters doing cute things which is Cute so fuck you,
>>8633290
"like youre fucking drunk"
this is how i type when i'm HIGH ENERGY
i could type like the average every day joe or virus guy or anyone else in this thread but i prefer to type this way
i wouldn't be posting this way on any other board or else i'd get banned in a Quick Little Jiffy
>>8633311
i dont hate them
you can hide me and all stub posts linking to the initial posted content and it'll pretty much contract the thread and you'll be able to post without realizing i even exist
at least, i think that's how you can do it. ive done it before on /v/ for people who mention "e celeb" in their post it really trims down on the shit there honestly
by the way, what in the fuck is going on since i stopped posting to draw
>>8633474
Of course, I thought it would have been shitty to turn down the first family meal.
Saving this thread with no casualties:
Any Photoshop requests?
>>8633474
My mom always was the one that cooked so no tacos literally ever.
>>8633529
Mad at some guy that attention whores because he thinks he's a good artist, then chases off actual good artists and throws a shit fit when he gets called out.
>>8633555
>giving attention to the attention whore
Really makes you think.
>>8633539
Kill yourself faggot. You're a useless cancer in these threads
>>8633503
Then people need to learn to not start shit with the guy who wants to stir shit.
Part of this blame falls on you fuckers for encouraging the drama instead of just ignoring it. Do you guys want to turn into those generals that you make boogeymen about? Because that's how you fucking do it.
>>8633529
Hell if I fucking know. Apparently some content creator ran off another content creator and people are bitching over all the drama. I don't fucking know.
I just want a fresh start and none of this furry doujin posting.
>>8633556
Why the fuck would you do this
>>8633532
Unless you have actual proof I'm Jackiefag I suggest you stop friend. You can say I'm him all you want but it won't be true. Here's your (You).
>>8633549
So guy requested the stop sign guy, could you post that if you have that asset?
Friendly reminder that this is ONE guy that chased off a Zootopia artist starting drama EVERY time.
this is the 2nd thread that the jackiefag has spammed (not saying that the other side is any better)
just thought it would be nice to throw that out there
hey guys whats going on in this thre-
>>8633580
Calling him a content creator is generous, since he only does it to stir up shit.
NEW THREAD
DEAD
WHAT DO WE DO NOW
>>8633608
Dude it's you. The problem isn't just Jackiefag, it's people like you who think you need to bitch at him every time he actually does something on here. Just fucking ignore him if he triggers you that hard.
>Shit jackiefag artist causes drama
>Actual good artists are chill as hell
It's like reverse furaffinity !
>>8633655
we wait fucker
>>8633655
Persist here. The spam was deleted.
What the fuck is happening here?
>all those [deleted] posts
could it be?
>>8633658
Nah dude he's gotta talk about his meds and say LOL a lot, that makes him POPULAR
>>8633635
Man, I don't even fucking care. I just want everyone to shut up for five minutes and go back to posting other shit.
Like Maebea.
Or Selmae and how fucking illegally adorable it is.
>>8633678
please help us aunt mallcop
>>8633474
No, I figured Mae would just eat at the party
>>8633671
fuck it, guess we'll just post porn then
>>8633685
Just ignore him instead of being a big whiny bitch about it dude. Seriously. If he wants attention you're just giving it to him.
>>8633712
Fuck yes. PORN SAVE US AND GIVE US FAPS
>>8633695
Man that picture is so fucking cute
>>8633602
That was me. We need more stop sign images.
>>8633721
This doesn't happen with Signirsol and Nobby, those guys are fucking great. Even our writefriends are chill. If he wants to be a tumblr faggot and shit all over these threads then that's his problem. Not even the guy you're replying to btw. I'm done with this topic.
MORE PORN
>>8633780
If you don't like him just ignore him. That's literally all I'm saying.
>>8633745
drarw is a godsend and i need more selmae content from them
i need more selmae content in general
if college wasn't kicking my ass rn i'd debate writing up something myself.
>>8633818
hmm kinda hard to ignore a guy that's spamming the thread with a doujin isn't it
>>8633830
HNNGGG
can the writebin have a disclaimer and a recommended filter for posts containing
jackiefag
attention
>>8632997
i mean like this was taken weeks ago and it's the same shit
>>8633851
Honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if the person spamming that wasn't even in the argument. Some people view threads as a lost cause and want to do anything to just make the thread die quicker.
>>8633874
>>8633874
BEA
NO
GAE
>>8633602
I can do this if someone uploads
cwTwo_head_BottomEar_00000.png
real quick
My copy is corrupted when i open it in PS
>>8633664
Calm down, anon, and I'll try calming down too.
>>8633678
Aunt buttcop
>>8633874
This. Stop assuming everyone you don't like is "this one guy". This isn't a private board.
>>8633874
Whyu is bea lollipop
>>8633918
cause baby + smoke = autists like us
>>8633918
She can't smoke around a baby. Maybe she's trying to quit and suckers help.
>>8633918
no smoking in front of the kid!!!
>>8633955
Ivan.
>>8633955
artist says that they got a donor
>>8633955
Mae.
>>8633955
sperm donation, some random bozo
>>8633934
>>8633940
>>8633947
Ah ok, makes sense.
>>8633980
>>8633984
>government allowing Mae to get a sperm donation
I kinda doubt it.
>>8633955
Mae
>>8634007
Gregg could always give her one :^)
>>8634010
>>8634103
futa mae is a gift. I hope she gets more lewds
>>8634107
THEY KIDNAPPED A BABY
>>8634007
Can the gov'ment actually stop people with mental / hereditary problems from having kids via sperm banks though? Sounds a bit eugenics-y to me. Unless you only have to prove that you're in a financial position to support the child or something.
>>8634136
You need a clean criminal record and prove you can care for the child. They don't generally allow single people to get a sperm donation, you generally need to be in a stable marriage.
imagine lori going to film school straight out of high school
imagine her coming back 5 years later, brimming with creative ideas on stuff she could make in possum springs
imagine possum springs suddenly being put on the map by a niche indie horror film that lori made that became a breakthrough for the genre
imagine lori being the one that saves possum spring from the future
and then imagine lori falling in love with mae and the two hit it off at the film premiere
>>8634240
Why wait? Let Lori and Mae get together now. /ll/ is pure love.
>>8634272
lori's young! she needs to grow up and become a more mature (but still nervous and fidgety) person!
plus, it gives mae the time to settle herself back in possum springs and be stable enough to be a good person for lori
>>8634272
Mae is a college student, Anon. And when - if, this event in question happens, Lori would be an adult.
This is just /u/, if anything. Not /ll/.
Unless by /ll/ that means "lesbian lesbian?"
Either way, you're silly
>>8634275
Thank you senpai. I'll be sure to only use it for good.
>>8634338
I'm saying ignore the event and let Mae and Lori explore one another's bodies right up there on that roof.
>>8634378
That's statutory rape.
choose which one you'd snuggle with, /nitwg/
also the germ one i'm about to post is the best i love rabies
>>8634240
that would be real cute
>>8634391
We've already came to the conclusion numerous times in these threads that rape is okay, so why is that an issue?
>>8634426
Cease
>>8634426
>>8634418
Selmers AND Mae.
Fucks sakes I forgot my layers
>>8634418
Selmers because big girls give best cuddles.
Jackie because I'm sure nobody here wants to touch him and I'd feel bad about him having to watch everyone else get snugly.
>>8634520
germ would totally do gay things
he's sneak under the blanket for a second and suddenly you just feel a break press against your crotch and hands start to undo your pants
>>8634592
I would cuddle Jackie. She's probably hygenic either way. I'd like to assume so, at least.
The issue would be, would they shout rape? Would they call me a fascist?
These are social issues with Jackie, not necessarily body issues.
>>8634618
>not necessarily body issues.
assuming s/he had a sex change operation, that's one
>>8634592
>Jackie because I'm sure nobody here wants to touch HER
I like Jackie, shitposters are just really vocal about him/her/it/Idontcare. Bea wouldn't put up with Jackie if she was a rabid cunt, and she throws wicked parties. Jackie is great
>>8634661
Bea probably doesn't like Jackie that much but is hungry for friendship. She doesn't even go to Jackie's party if Mae doesn't go with her.
>>8634694
I like to think that after Bea's route she cuts her relationship with jackie and the other liberal college people.
>>8634694
She didn't go to Jackie's party THAT time, but she's gone to them many times before as she states from her saying these are her escape. The fact she calls them "jackie parties" also shows they are good enough to have the title. They seem to get along great honestly
>>8634711
I like to think that this time they go back and Mae learns to shut her trap and they both get laid.
>>8634644
The developers have confirmed Jackie to be pre-op MtF. I think it's cute, a boy with breasts and a penis. Err, you know, like a trap... with breasticles.
That said, I'm not sure if anyone here would be AGAINST sexual intercourse with such a critter as Jackie. Maybe if they're gay or something, but.
>>8634727
I like to think that you never respond to me or my son ever again.
>>8634742
I don't wanna fuck dudes so I'd be against it.
>>8634745
I wanna see Mae get FUCKED
>>8634757
Gay.
By the way, the Mae body in that picture where she's semi-nude. That is one hell of a good lookin' Mae.
I desire that artist to draw more lewd Mae with that style/body, because damn.
>>8634720
Get along doesn't necessarily Bea really likes her. The parties are just that, escapes. And they're Jackie's parties, meaning she's probably not allowed at any other college parties that she's not throwing, meaning a friendship with her is required to ever get to go to college parties.
>>8634792
Personally I think Mae looks good with B-C cups and a bit of tummy.
>>8634119
you and me both, bud
>>8634828
Hell yes.
>>8634819
Jackie was one of Bea's friends in high-school. You know, back when Mae was a bitch and refused to talk to Bea.
Jackie was there when Bea wasn't. When Bea's mom died, Mae wasn't there to comfort her.
In many ways, Jackie was a better friend.
>>8634982
When Mae wasn't, rather.
>>8634828
>Mae taking it up the ass
Hot as fuck. I find little porn from this game genuinely palpable, but this is nice.
>>8634982
But being a good friend doesn't make them compatible. Even Bea said Jackie's pretty intense, and she probably doesn't like that. Bea just doesn't abandon people who aren't really relevant to them anymore like Mae did. I don't doubt she's appreciative of Jackie and enjoys her company, but I do doubt she genuinely likes her that much as a friend.
>>8634828
I love that mae so much
>still has her boots on
mmmmffff
New thread time
>>8635907
>>8635907
>>8627447
ugh
>>8632995
By that he meant, "Im leaving so this one shitposter can't get to me anymore."
>>8633918
Because some versions of the game have Bea with a lolipop instad of a cigi.
Not sure if it's an anti-piracy thing or it's region locked, but that'll be why.
>>8633976
But who was Ivan's dad?
>>8634103
>not posting coloured version
Good choice