RWBY/RT Trash General #381: Shameless advertisement Edition
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JaunexWhitley.
Hey. To the guy that asked for a preggers Maya, I didn't forget.
Just busy right now.
>>8620153
Prince and the Pauper endgame
>>8620047
It's good to see something entertaining actually came out of Pyrrha's existence
Arkos is love!
>>8620320
Sucks for Pyrrha how Jaune will be won over by a rich shota
>>8620320
Pyrrha is dead.
>>8620320
Then love is dead.
>>8620153
>>8620320
And we're off to a great start all ready.
>>8620320
It's really fucking not.
Jaune's development would have been better under literally anyone else in the group of RWBY and JNPR.
>>8620320
>>8620464
What if Jaune died because of Pyrrha?
>>8620479
Pyrrha would have fucking killed herself.
>>8620498
would she beg for forgiveness from the Arc family before she does?
>>8620479
That would be a tragedy, as we'd be stuck with Pyrrha and she'd be all angsty
>>8620498
She would swallow hot coals like Porcia
>>8620523
No she'd probably fucking kill herself immediately.
She was unstable as all shit and impulsive. The second she woke up and Jaune was dead she'd probably crush her heart or something similarly melodramatic.
>>8620526
Does Pyrrha slowly sink into the depths of insanity as the volumes go on?
>>8620555
But Porcia is Roman and not Greek
fuck it, you get the idea, ancient poetic shit
>>8620479
She'd go full punished magneto
>>8620575
Nah, she just whines forever
https://gumroad.com/l/KCouo
Anyone willing to pay for good art?
>>8620655
I refuse to pay for digital art let alone porn.
>>8620655
Don't have money that is worth spending on porn
Behold. The alpha waifu
>>8620811
Who
>>8620857
Some anime bint from the 20th century.
>>8620857
Lum. She's from the 70s. You wouldn't have rwby without her. "technically"
>>8620867
Was there even anime 20 years ago or just cave paintings?
>JNPR has one of their members get manipulated by their headmaster, close herself from the team, and then gets killed by a villain/suicides after expressing her love to the team leader
>JNR is tighter than ever, even following their leader (who has less than a year of training and no active Semblance) on some vague journey that could very likely kill them all
>RWBY loses no one
>all four, including the sisters, separate and one of them joins another team
>>8620953
They aren't a team though. They're side characters and a main character bossing them around.
>>8620932
Try like 50+ years.
>>8621848
>Ren throat fucking anyone but Nora
>>8622044
>>8622044
>>8622132
>Nora has a cuckhold fetish
>>8622181
She'll have her fun with Ruby
>>8622232
>>8622044
>Implying Nora wouldn't throatfuck him
It's weird that nobody on RWBYg is annoyed that Neon editions are now nearly constant. What happened to you guys? The fight's gone right outta ya!
>>8622555
we're in /trash/ dubtrips guy
it doesnt matter
>>8622555
>3 out of last 10 counting this one
>nearly constant
Whatever you say man.
>>8622555
as long as a new thread gets made before the last one dies I'm fine with Neon editions
I'm mostly surprised I havent seen the cinderfags try as hard to get editions
>>8622648
The Cinderfags don't even need the editions anymore. They're at the point now where they have the influence to operate with pure impunity.
We need more best family unit next volume
Sometimes I wonder whether M&K really have an endgame planned for RWBY.
Then I remember that it's M&K
>>8623520
They could likely have an endgame in mind for RWBY
it's just *getting there* that is the problem
Remember me, /RWBYg/?
>>8623586
Every day
>>8623520
I could very easily see them having the same ideal that they have for RvB, in they'll keep making it so long as people keep watching it. They could very well have an endgame in mind for the current overarching plot but that doesn't mean they won't pull another out of their asses once it's done.
What if RWBY was like Scooby-Doo
>>8623628
Make it into a rwby Chibi skit
>>8623612
That's exactly what they've said before. They have a planned end for this current Salem arc but after they're done with it they'll just do more until it stops being popular. I think they even hinted that they might stop focusing on RWBY after a while
>>8623586
Man Vol 4 killed a lot of hopes
>No Roman
>No neo
infact outside of main characters were there any returning side characters?
>>8623836
Sun
Taiyang
Qrow
Raven
>>8623853
I should probably have specified the Beacon crew.
>Raven
We hadn't seen her before this Vol.
>>8623867
Port
Oobleck
>>8623505
We really do.
I was mildly disappointed that their role in Volume 4 was mostly to look annoyed and unsettled, but I'm expecting a resurgence from them later on.
>>8623873
Ozpin, in a way.
>>8622648
it's ironic if cinderfags made the cinder editions as often as the memefags do people would be up in arms i guess people really love the meme/pol/ threads
>>8624571
Well the memefags don't scream or complain when it's not a neon thread. Plus they don't say their weird fetish shit involving her unlike cinderfags and sadly the Neofags
Does anyone know where I can download the Japanese dub of volume 2 and 3?
>>8624764
You could probably download them from this channel
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkp6rLIVRHtapLC3k7gXm4A/videos
i love cinder
>>8624792
Misa sit on my face
>>8624786
Thanks man
>>8624829
i want Cinder to sit on my face
>>8624728
So you prefer the /pol/ post and spam over cinderfags and fetishfags?
>>8624844
We all do anon
PENNY!
>>8624899
One guy does the /pol/ posting and most people ignore him
>>8625086
So one cinderfag cries about threads and people are incapable of ignoring him?
Would Raven tell Yang to kill herself?
>>8625185
No instead they would have a threesome with Tai
>>8624764
Why?
>>8625179
>Drake
I threw up a little
When's today's RvB?
>>8625584
Isn't it tomorrow?
New Fan Service link
http://wpc.1765A.taucdn.net/801765A/video/uploads/videos/b05fb0ed-9f52-424f-b1c9-150cce67d223/index.m3u8
>>8625105
Yes because Cinder is worse than neon. No matter how many times misa says otherwise
>>8625615
Is it? I don't know. I've been super out of touch with the release schedule.
>>8625712
Yeah, I think RvB has always been on Sundays. It is around this time that it comes out tomorrow though
Despite the CCT being down, lewd selfies can still be sent.
>>8625696
But Cinder is the mother of RWBYg's daughteru.
>>8625696
Wrong. Cinder is best girl.
>>8626454
>Yuri trash
>>8626456
>>8626593
You can pretend they sent it to you, anon
>>8625696
Misa never said that. But if she did say it, then she would be correct.
Cinder is the smartest and the strongest and the sexiest and I love her!
>>8626609
Got anymore Cindy stuff?
I have never visited /RWBYg/ on /trash/ and just waited for season 4 to start up last time we were kicked off of /co/. Is there a major difference here?
>>8626806
/rwbyg/ + porn
That's about it
>>8626777
>>8626806
We can post porn!
But nah, it's basically business as usual, just a bit slower. We have a few /pol/ missionaries sometimes coming over that we can't do much about, but otherwise it's fine.
Chibi's coming in May, so that'll be some new content to fuel us.
>>8626806
It's slower
More comfy with the smaller comunity
>>8626777
That's all I saved
>>8626732
>Shit plan.
>Couldn't take down Ozpin
>Exists in the same universe where Glynda exists.
Anon, I have some bad news.
>>8626876
To be fair, Cinder probably did kill Ozpin but he reincarnated into a shota.
>>8626928
Then why the doubt? I never og that. If Ozpin went shota, then what happened to his body? If all that was left was a corpse, Cinder shouldn't have any doubt about killing him.
Post Jaune yaoi
>>8626859
>more comfy
It's the same thing. I remember when we had a lot of draw friends but you fags and /co/ chased them away. The last thing I got was from /k/ and they don't like Rwby either. Btw this isn't what i really wanted
>>8626732
I wholeheartedly agree.
>>8622555
Neonfags don't force their Meme Katt down our throats plus they keep the general alive so their okay, aside from that one /po/-Katt their okay.
>>8627246
You seem very eager to live under continual Neon editions. A quisling?
>>8626635
But then I need a Ruby and Yang version too
>>8626806
Trade spoilers for porn
Bun is a mistake
Does anyone know where I can find volumes 2-4 with english subtitles?
>>8627413
Where did the Bun touch you anon?
>>8627413
bun is nice
>>8627440
She didnt touch him at all, that is what upsets him
>>8627267
>Phyrra
>>8627429
Doesn't YouTube have them?
>>8627470
You know when you look everywhere except the most obvious place? I completely forgot youtube has a subtitles option. Thanks
>>8627307
>quisling
I just prefer Neonfags over Cinderfags.
>>8627467
It's Pyrrha's ghetto cousin
How fast would Beacon tower have fallen with the help of this euphoric Crimson Demon?
>>8624988
I AM BATTLE READY!
Here's the story of Rhodesia
A land both fair and great
On eleventh of November
An independent state
This was much against the wishes
Off certain governments
Whose leaders tried to break us down
To make us all repent
But we're all Rhodesians
And we'll fight through thick and thin
We'll keep our land a free land
Stop the enemy coming in
We'll keep them north of the Zambezi
'Til that river's running dry
This mighty land will prosper
For Rhodesians Never Die
awoo
I want to lick Neon's shoulders.
>>8620479
Actually that would be a much better story than what we got, becuase she actually loved Jaune.
How well would this person do in Remnant?
>>8628508
i will awoo
>>8628523
Food for grimm
So what are the best theater mode episodes?
>>8628887
I ship Lancaster now.
>>8628887
"""""""genderbent"""""""
>>8628959
Male Ruby x Male Jaune or Male Ruby x Fem Jaune ?
>>8629004
>he's not even holding the sword right
Jaun is fucking hopeless
>>8629004
>Male Ruby x Male Jaune
This obviously.
>>8629074
Honestly considering how hard he swings it he's probably holding it right for himself.
>>8629116
>Cutie male Rube drinking out of Jaune's glass after he leaves.
The could very easily become a BL story.
>>8628269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBVDdr3wqm4
>TFW no Rube Face patch in Rhodesian brush stroke
What would the interest be in a Rube Face patch?
[spoiler]She is the emblem of RWBYg[/spoiler]
>>8629116
>Male Ruby x Male Jaune
>>8628523
I guess he'd be safe in what ever part of Vale is uper class but probably not well.
>>8629320
Would male Ruby be as short as female Ruby?
>>8629387
Yes
How would the shippers would react if Blake and Yang had end game femships, but not with anyone on Team RWBY?
>>8629544
That'd be fine with me
>>8628703
Both Thankskilling episodes
Fathers Day (Best episode overall)
Nightbeast
Future World: City of Mass Destruction (Because of how much AH suffers)
Best of the top of my head
ENDGAME
>>8626876
Her plan succeeded.
She did kill ozpin not her fault salem didn't tell her he could revive.
GlyndWHO?
Cinder best girl.
>>8629726
>Color in Jaune but not remove the stink lines
pero por que
>>8629726
>Someone was autistic enough to edit that
>>8629726
Jaune and full trap Whitley?
>>8629454
This pairing keeps getting hotter and hotter.
>>8629825
Penis Yes
>>8629846
>Male Rubes bouncing on Jaune's lap innocently
>Leader buddy meeting where Rubes shirt would come off because they're both guys and it's warm in Beacon
>>8629889
>During lunchtime
>The Rubes barges his way onto Jaune to take some of his nuggets.
>Unknowingly grinds right on the tip of his dick while trying to push him back
>After a while Jaune abruptly stands up and rushes off leaving a triumphant Rubes holding his plate.
>>8629889
>>8630260
>>8630260
>Jaune brought to orgasm by an unknowing shota
>>8630777
>15
>shota
Lucky 7s or no that's just silly.
>>8630777
my new favorite reoccurring theme in /rwbyg/
Except Ruboy is pretty fucking autistic and dumb as shit and has zero fashion sense at all.
I love him.
>>8630260
>Leader buddy meetings in the summer
>The Rubes strips to his boxers because it's way too hot.
>Keeps asking why Jaune insists on wearing his pajamas in the heat.
>Finally decides to just wrestle him out of him.
>Match comes to a stop when Jaune accidentally spills some juice on himself and on Rubes back.
>>8630873
Hey if they're shorter than 5'5 and waify they're shota looking.
>>8630923
>>8630260
>>8629889
Oh my penis
>>8630923
>Jaune wins the wrestling match by virtue of size and strength.
>Rubes starts asking him what he's going to do to him now that he's on top
>Perfectly innocent.
>Through the filter of Jaune's mind with a shirtless muscular cutieboi beneath him it takes a decidely erotic tone.
>Dick is barely being held by the onsie and is rubbing along his abbs.
>>8630923
>>8631124
My dick is now diamond
>>8631124
>The Rubes starts to squirm when he sees Jaune's distracted.
>Attempts to knock him off by bucking
>Only succeeds in rubbing his belly up and down the bulge in Jaune's onsie.
>After a few minutes of this Jaune suddenly spazms and Rubes rolls on top declaring that he's won.
>Jaune's exahusted form and panting is a bit odd considering how lightly they were wrestling but he takes the victory over his much larger friend anyway.
Fuck it I like gay shy now.
We need to see more of this
T H I C C
>>8632011
>missing arm
she has an arm it just got fucked up
>>8631889
Indeed. I think those chaps are going to be quite the force in later volumes.
>>8631540
>>8632100
Not Anime Logic dictates that if Ruby is male, WBY is his harem.
>>8632143
Threesome with male Yang
>>8632165
>male Neo beats male Yang up
i'm okay with this
>>8632189
Fem Whitley seducing Male Weiss
Does your waifu Kämpfe für ihr Reich und ihr Volk?
Why is he so perfect?
>>8632549
My waifu removes western pigs
>>8632100
Jaune's too harmless to ever try anything with the Rubes.
The Rubes on the other hand.
>>8632562
>Slavs...
>>8632569
Harmless the armless
>>8632569
I don't know why but the thought of a physically smaller and younger male taking advantage of and lewding a much stronger physically built one is hot to me.
And only three goddamn artists hit that niche.
When are we going to see Blake's dick?
>>8632605
Shouldn't you be attending a white guilt seminar, Hans?
>>8632683
kek
Neo gets her revenge when?
>>8632806
Volume 5
or 6 if she isnt killed off by 5
So, are we going to make a new shipping chart for season 5?
>>8632806
>RWBY ends
>ending scene
>A much older Rubes looking back on all her adventures
>all the fun times
>all the sacrifices
>finally worth it, Remnant is safe
>Ah look Yang's coming over
>fucking stabbed in the gut
>it's fucking neo
>Roman NEVER5GET
>RWBY ends with Rubes falling down dead
>>8632867
I have no patience for this
>>8632867
Mfw Season 5 might bring new waifus
>>8632957
it'll bring background waifus for people to obsess over for a week until the next episode
>>8633047
>some of them will be from Raven's tribe
>>8632957
Season 1: RWBY, Pyrrha, Nora, Penny Newswoman, Glynda, Cinder, and Velvet: Total of twelve new waifus
Season 2: Raven, Neo, Deery, Coco, and Emerald: Total of six new waifus
Season 3: NDGO, Ciel, Arslan, Reese, Neon, May, Salem, and Winter: Total of eleven new waifus
Season 4: Waitress, Trophy wife, Ilia, and the First mate: Total of 4 new waifus.
I don't know what to make of these statistics...
>>8633220
Shit forgot Bellamomma and the Malachite twins.
>>8632605
There's actually this one Slav that regularly harasses our general. Can you help?
what if ruby had a psychological breakdown at target
What makes for a good tie?
I'm gonna draw Weiss but I'm out of ideas help me there /rwbyg/
>>8633220
>>8633243
Okay here is the total number of waifus introduced per season (+1 added to season 3 for Amber).
Here is the statistics I've come up with so far (please note that x stands for waifus introduced per per season):
Σx = 37
μx = 9.25
Sx = 7.66
In conclusion according to my data we can expect 1.59 to 16.91 new waifus for season 5.
>>8633588
Windsor knot is pretty good
>>8633650
Sun in Weiss's Vol2 dress
>>8633650
Weiss in 80's womens business attire
>>8628171
Nora is perfection
Ren is also perfection an an entirely different, unrelated way
Seiga could easily beat anyone in Remnant.
>>8634104
Can she beat the cock?
>>8634311
I also agree.
>>8633275
I'm back, mein mensch. How may I help you?
What if Ruby had this song on loop for their entire trip to Mistral?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ht5RZpzPqw
How well would she do in Remanent?
>>8634474
Reminds me of Raven. Maybe this was how she use to breastfeed Yang before she left.
>>8634510
Considering she left as soon as Yang was born, I doubt she ever nursed Yang
>>8634692
>Summer probably breast-fed Yang.
You people still want to tell me that she wasn't a cuck?
>>8634775
Yang was too old when Summer came into their life as a mother, so she probably was fed formula when she was a baby
>>8634808
>Implying Port didn't breastfeed Yang
>>8634816
what backwards ass fetish is this
>>8634830
No fetishes involved, he just had to help his bro Tai out in raising his daughter. Breast milk is important when growing, so you'll be strong enough to fight the Grimm!
>>8634816
>Implying Taiyang didnt breastfeed Yang
>ur waifu
>>8635206
Where do you think we are?
Also who would your waifu support in the Mojave?
>>8635341
Enforcers
>Blake is a terrorist that comes from a well-off, wealthy family
>Most terrorists today are well-off and well educated.
Is this pottery?
>>8635661
Yeah, those ISIS chaps with their cave dwellings and child rape come across as very educated and affluent.
>>8635710
https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/9343/terrorism-poverty-despair
https://www.jihadwatch.org/2016/04/massive-diversity-among-islamic-state-jihadis-many-have-phds-masters-degrees-mbas
>>8635710
They actually are, it's the same way how some South Vietcong defected to the NVA because, well shit, all our people are dying and we know one person to blame for it, the U.S.
>>8635739
gotchu famalamadingdong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IchGuL501U
>>8635739
Fuck off with your citations
I think Weiss is a pretty girl
Also that delicious brown in that background
What if you and Ruby had started a small business together but wanted investors, so you were pitching to some potential investors and it was going really well and you thought you were going to get the money, but then Ruby suddenly had an autistic meltdown and started flopping around on the floor?
>>8636582
Did someone commit suicide like in that Taiwanese shop? Is that why she started flopping on the ground?
>>8636614
No, it is just due to her autism. Nothing really prompted it. It's like when she had an autistic meltdown in Chibi when Weiss wouldn't pay attention to her.
>>8636582
i would go "uh-oh, spaghettio's"
>>8635796
Makes you wonder why Tyrian wasn't a QT crazy fem scorp.
Also wonder how he would if he met Neo...
...guys... I think I accidentally made a new ship..
>>8636895
Your flippancy loses you the investors, and your's and Ruby's business fails.
>>8636582
But does she know why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
>>8636924
the real business was the friends we made along the way
>>8636582
Unleash a cloud of spores into the room that give me control of everyone who breathes them in. I will have funding for my novelty soap store in the mall.
>>8632605
>>8634433
>Not liking Slavs
Shouldn't you be importing more migrants Merkel?
What that's thing called where you tie your cock in a knot/put a bar through the foreskin?
Ancient Greek athletes used to do it all the time
>>8637382
a kynodesme?
>>8637382
You sure you're not talking about what the Chinese fortune tellers used to predict the future right?
They stuck a hot iron rod into a really old bone which would make it crack and it would make moon runes that predicted outcomes
vore
Neo is fuccin trash.
>>8637530
You mean that shit from Avatar? (The cartoon)
But I remember reading Wikipedia articles about dick piercings and I found one that stated that certain ancient greek athletes would tie their cocks in a knot with the aid of a metal rod and lock( think of a mini bike lock)
Unless I'm remembering this entirely fucking wrong
>>8637629
It's real a'ight, but completely unrelated to what you're looking for
>>8637567
Neo is icce cream
>>8637819
>>8637930
i like this neo design better than her normal design
what if you were in an elevator with all of team rwby and one of them farted and it smelled really bad and none of them said anything
>>8638043
breath in deeper so no one else but me had to smell it
>>8638086
what if they all started clapping and cheering and weiss gave you an award and whispered on your ear "it was mmeeeeeee"
>>8638152
id give her a thumbs up and say anytime
When's RWBY chibi? I want to see Blake fuck around with the vacuum cleaner again
>>8638388
>Bitches
What with the predator meme
How well would Captain Sweden fare in Remnant?
>>8638811
dedthread/10
>>8638811
Chibi FNKI when?
>>8638910
Wolf girls when
>>8638811
He would suck lots of Faunus cock and call humans bigots for not accepting grimm immigrants into their society
>>8638984
>>8639062
>Someone kept my shitty edit
I feel so proud
CanvasAnon was too good for us, I'm sort of glad he left
>>8639158
He drew my shitty greentext
>>8639187
He drew one of Neo but I didn't save it, does someone have it?
>>8638959
We need qt dogs faunuses in general.
>>8639457
>>8639469
that last face ruined it
Did you guys hear about the Japan vs U.S.A. robot fight?
>>>/m/15401668
It's gonna happen for real
>>8639627
am I supposed to be excited? didn't a show exactly like this already exist some time ago? it flopped for a reason
>>8639692
Yeah, it was announced back in like 2012 but it never happened
So now it's "coming back"
>>8639220
>>8639772
Thanks anon
what if weiss had really bad skin and wore tons of makeup to cover it and you found out and she cried
>>8639998
Well then I'd still rape her
Wot if your waifu was ashamed of their naturally flat chest and got breast implants?
>>8640109
like Winter?
>>8640133
>she used her military discount
>>8640133
Schnee money trumps Schnee genetics, Weiss only remains flat out of stubborn rebellion
>>8640174
>>8640160
qt
>>8640223
I don't understand this, why are they all so embarrassed?
>Ruby has no cloak
>Weiss is just blushing
>Blake is just blushing
>Yang has no gloves and her scarf is loosened
>>8640300
>why are they all so embarrassed?
just because
>>8640300
they're about to ask you out on a date
>>8640300
Really makes you think.
>>8640300
Just girls being embarrassed
which rwby has freckles on the butt
>>8640436
May
And not a soul will ever know
>>8640436
Nora
>>8640436
I'd say Nora, you think Monty would go through with that much detail though?
>>8640499
Probably not, but it's easy to assume ginger = freckles somewhere
>>8640586
>Freckles on her clavicle and breasts
>finally finish a post that took a long time to think about, write up and grab an image specifically for it
>click submit
>404
>>8641168
Was it a greentext?
>>8640013
>I just got done with catacombs on my SL1 playthough
Really made me appreciate iron flesh a bit more due to the nito fight
>>8641168
Pretty sure you can just click Back then copy that shit.
>>8641168
put that shit down in notepad before posting
>>8641168
Maybe it's in Desuarchive?
inb4 Jaune x Whitley/Jaune x R63 Ruby
I want to hotglue Ruby's figurine!
>>8642118
get one of the ugly chibi ones for cheap and do that like that on anon did
As requested, here is your Cinder thread.
>>8642141
>>8642150
>Cinderfags can't even wait for page 10.
>>8642342
doesnt even matter in /trash/