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RIGGINSMANIA 61TH ENDS HERE !
AND THIS TIME
YES, THIS TIME
IT REALLY
REALLY IS
OVAH
>Yukine won
Time to make like a junko and upload my folders
>>8620118
What?
>>8620100
>shadow twins
>>8620100
I knew it! Great job.
And thank you for the show.
>>8620100
IIIIIIIM THE GUUUUUUY
THIS
IS
THE
KEVIN
OWENS
SHOW
>>8620100
What a useless showing.
Welcome back to /hga/ ~!~
>>8620100
FIRST JERICHO NOW THIS?
IT'S NOT FAIR!
>>8620100
Thank you Seth and my congratulations towards Mr Owens.
Prepare yourselves for another game, tributes though dont jump the gun just yet.
RIGGINSMANIA TURNS INTO KOMANIA THE TIME OF ONE NIGHT !
CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS, YOU FATASS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c87f0U13fEE
>>8620100
Can't say I ever expected that guy ta pull through.
>>8620148
Did you not watch this entire time? The coward won.
>>8620141
it's getting stale
>>8620150
can you cool off i wanted a fucking break in between games
also kys baron
>>8620151
HAHAHAHAHAHA
I AM THE GREATEST NON AMERICAN AMERICAN HERO EVER
>>8620151
Is it time to dump winscreens?
>>8620151
>congratulation
>thanks for hosting
>>8620151
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting
>>8620175
>Cool off
No!
>>8620100
>>8620151
What a twist of events. I would never have imagined him winning. Congratulations, and thank you for doing us a service, Seth.
>>8620077
Not even close. I may have a history of it, but that doesn't mean I'm bloodthirsty.
I was put here by something. Not sure what is was, but they must have had access to the jail I was being kept it. It could be some sort of divine punishment, but who knows.
I take it you came here for the killing? Most likely that family of yours sent you here, didn't they? What kind of profit are they going to get from you murdering people they most likely don't know exist?
>>8620110
It's the voice, isn't it? People have told me before I sound like a prodigy soldier from a popular video game.
That's good that you're not even thinking of friendship. I won't be living much longer, so getting close to someone like me is bad. In fact, that goes for everyone here, seeing as how you'll outlive us all.
>>8620150
>None of these are remotely interesting
Guess I'm sitting out a game
>>8620151
I remember when it took forever for a wrestler to score one. Nice one. Thanks for hosting, Seth.
>>8620151
AND HE DID IT ALL WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO DO ANY DIRTY WORK
THAT COWARD GOT AWAY WITH EVERYTHING AND YOU'VE LET HIM DO SO, YOU STUPID IDIOTS !
Mind you, this is only the second time someone won with a "pacifist run", or like I like to call them the Lucky-Bastards.
And no one's more fitting to that title than Kevin Fuckin' Owens.
This was your nightly man drama show with a pinch of blood on top of it. Don't forget to tune in for all the next episodes as we'll be broadcasting all days for the next 2 weeks.
For tonight, goodbye, good night, fuck you, and good bye again.
>>8620151
Congrats!
>>8620229
Thanks for hostin'!
>>8620100
>>8620151
You finally did something right? Good for you.
>>8620229
And thanks for hosting.
>>8620199
>Shows you your hypothermia death
If you were forced to ERP with someone, who would it be?
>>8620229
A poor showing on the end of the worthless shits anyways. Thanks for the opportunity.
>>8620151
Ayyy good job porky
>>8620229
You've got a way with words. Good night, Seth.
>>8620257
Too bad for you that'll never happen.
>>8620210
Nah, nah, you've got tha wrong idea. I wasn't sent here or nothin', most of my jobs are back home. No, I come here 'cause I want to. 'Cause it's fun. This place is my go-to vacation spot, pal. I can kill as many as I want, and the best part is that none a' these people're innocent. All of 'em have taken a life, all of 'em have killed, tortured, probably done worse'n that in this arena. That way killin' em don't weigh on my conscience at all. I got free reign over this place! If that ain't a reason ta be giddy I don't know what is.
Revolution Deathsquad Tournament
Currently 22 Squadrons registered for entry.
Considering Imgur Entries soon.
Regular Check
"Event Games Manager#9620"
1. Add Discord
2. Recieve information
3. Enter as instructed.
Thanks for hosting
>>8620229
>>8620249
If you were forced to ERP with someone why would you even get a choice?
>>8620246
T-This is because I tried to charm you in front of your husband isn't it!
>>8620211
(Relax, I have a way for those who dont want to be part of the five to still join in)
How long do people want, break wise?
>>8620249
One person sticks outs to me.
>>8620283
How many squads do you need
>>8620210
I don't quite like that way of thinking... You know what they say "don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened"
I'll never do anything if I thought like you do.
Besides you're talking as if death was the end of all.
Just don't be a holier-than-you boy scout and I promise we'll meet again
>winks
>>8620187
well if those who have ones are here and I made them then sure ask for it and ya shall receive
>>8620246
This is why I told you that you should have wear the Freebirds' color tonight. If you did your chances of winnin' would have increased by 20%, and that would have been enough to vanquish the viper and the neckbeard.
TEAM SPIRIT MOKOU, THINK ABOUT IT.
>>8620291
Indefinite break.
Never host.
>>8620291
No breaks.
I feel like RPing for a little bit, so please don't shitpost me.
>>8620151
Congrats.
>>8620229
Thanks for the game, host.
>>8620301
I'll bite. I think this is my wincard anyways.
>>8620291
Ten minutes
>>8620296
24 or 36 Squadrons.
So that would be 2 or 14 more people entering. I may do imgur entries to expand.
>>8620315
Okay, have fun.
>>8620301
You wore those colors and I didn't, and you barely made it past the halfway mark.
>>8620283
What is this for?
>>8620150
What is this? Faction games,or that one discord game?
>>8620315
I'll never shitpost you Adachi-senpai
>>8620335
Revolution Deathsquad Games.
4 tributes per person, makes a squadron. 12 Squadrons make a game. There will be 2~3 48 Man Games depending on how many people enter. There will be a final game with the top placing squadrons to determine the Ultimate Winner.
Currently taking entries via Discord. Imgur being considered, 8 entries when the site is back up.
>>8620318
Here you go my favorite con artist.
>>8620332
H-huh
I can explain that
You see.. the colors, they work differently for all people and...
Yeah, that's why you should have wore it nonetheless. Convincing explanation isn't it ?
>>8620340
A Faction game i had planned several months ago but never got round to it.
Ten minutes it is!
>>8620352
Well damn
I don't have a discord so I guess I'll just sit that one out.
>>8620360
>con artist
When will this meme die
thanks
>>8620369
It doesn't take that long to just make a discord and use it to enter.
>>8620301
Got this one? Or did I count wrong?
Reminder if you say someones name, they'll most likely appear.
Junko
>>8620370
It's not a meme when it's true, you sneaky scammer :^)
>>8620391
Here you go my boy
>>8620389
I don't even have for characters to use though
>>8620277
I don't think I can refute that some of the people in here have done some harsh thing, but the majority of them are innocent. I'm sure more than half of them have never gotten into a fight outside of the arena. If you're looking for someone that has killed before to kill, then be my guest. If it means letting someone walk off free, then I don't mind one bit.
>>8620286
Too bad for you that'll never happen.
>>8620297
Smiling because I've killed people seems morbid. Even so, there's no telling when my time will come, and sooner than the others. Why bother doing anything when it'll be for no reason?
I'm not sure what you mean by "holier-than-you boy scout", but I get the feeling that's far from what I am.
Oh, and don't wink at me.
>>8620404
Thank. Looks great.
>>8620365
https://joyin2d.tumblr.com/tagged/may
>>8620409
>>8620404
Reigen Arataka is the most powerful Esper in all of Seasoning City, if not the entire world.
>>8620396
Brian
>>8620431
imposter
>when you go to pour a bowl of cereal and you think you're gonna have enough milk so you pour it and you just -almost- have enough to make it edible
Now what the fuck do I do
>>8620443
You push down on the cereal with your spoon and pray.
When will Littlefinger take over Junko's steam group?
>>8620436
I'm not good enough...?
>>8620443
fill the rest with water
>>8620360
No long-winded explanation? I'm a little thrown off.
>>8620433
>shoots
>>8620443
>(Put some ice in your cereal)
>>8620443
Better than what usually happens to me where I pour the cereal then the milk, start eating and its starting to go sour.
>>8620443
Eat it dry. Pour some water in. DESPERATE TIMES CALL FOR DESPERATE MEASURES!
>>8620450
You will never be good enough.
There is only one Junko-sama
>mfw
>>8620421
thanks
>>8620443
Add water to it.
Who /northernorder/ here
>>8620483
>>8620465
>Mfw
Do people seriously add water to their cereal
>>8620443
Add orange juice.
>>8620443
Order a pizza.
>>8620465
>(It kinda makes sense for Junko to have an imposter. Cuz, Y'Know.)
>>8620501
I'm none of baron's factions because they kind of suck
>>8620518
i don't get it
>>8620415
Buddy, I'm tha kinda guy that deals with a lot a this sorta thing. I can tell ya right now that anybody who ends up takin' a life, even by accident, ain't innocent. It affects you, gets inta your brain, an' by the time ya know it you've already taken three more and're workin' on your fourth. It starts affectin' you less and less each kill 'til eventually it's just part a the routine. There ain't no turnin' back once you've started. I'm only usin 'em as an outlet.
>>8620415
You're just too gloomy for me sometimes really, or you twist my words into things I didn't think off, well...
>sighs
I'm gonna take a little break before the next game, if it happens at all. I'll see you there. Good luck
>>8620509
Just to fill it. It's better than the alternative of eating with barely any milk, or going dry.
I feel bad for Junko I hope she is doing okay
>>8620431
I don't get it
>Does anyone ava this guy?
>>8620535
>(This is kind of a spoiler to the games, but Junko dies early on, but it was actually an imposter. The real junko didn't die before the 1st trial)
>not eating cereal without milk
Post your discord direct messages tab
>>8620577
i dont get it
>>8620568
what the fuck
thats like putting just a little bit of pineapple on pizza
>mixing in liquid with cereal
>>8620596
There's nothing wrong with a little bit of pineapple senpai
>>8620596
but what if i like pineapple on pizza
>>8620513
>>8620459
>>8620456
>>8620490
Throw it out. Got it.
>>8620509
I was not wondering this before five minutes ago.
>>8620461
It's like a mouthful of sand.
Its so dry.
So
Dry
>>8620517
It's almost one in the morning. Nothing's open this late.
>>8620460
I can feel your disappointment from here.
>>8620448
That's... Yeah that's not gonna happen.
>tfw you eat your cereal by unpeeling a banana, sticking it into the dry bowl and sucking off the cereal that gets stuck to it
>>8620619
>KK
>not eating pure cornflakes as an alternative to popcorn
Shit's good, nigga.
>return
>see that Rance gets turned into a cake
>by Adachi of all people
God damn it...
>>8620587
>(I don't know how else to put this, but Junko has an imposter in the 1st game)
>(If you're just messing with me, it's working. I'm pretty tired..)
>>8620615
>It's like a mouthful of sand.
what kind of garbage cereal do you eat?
>>8620632
i dont get it
>>8620615
Not even Domino's?
>>8620596
It's terrible, I know, but going dry is like eating a pizza without sauce, or cheese. It's shit versus worse shit.
>>8620596
>>8620608
>force feeds you pizza
>>8620632
Squid is not for sexual
>>8620650
good thing thats an inkling
>>8620637
>(Me neither. I'm too tired and stupid to think straight)
>>8620638
Pizza [laces usually close by 11 on the week days. Probably the same for them.
>>8620633
Cinnamon Life, fuck off mate.
>>8620638
Not around here. Small town the businesses are all usually closed down, even the gas stations.
>>8620553
You're really going to tell me everyone that comes here is looking to murder and do nothing else? You can't be this caught up in your psychopathic demeanor. You and I, we're both nothing but scumbag murderers. We've done it, enjoyed it, and would probably continue to do it if given the chance. But to say that everyone here is just like that...what kind of outlook is that? There's this little blonde girl that's a baker. I've seen her here before. Are you really going to tell me she's worse than us two...?
>>8620563
...
Sorry. It's not easy being cheerful when you've got nothing left and nothing to look forward to. I'll make sure to leave you alone until I've found happiness.
>>8620650
>(But it wasn't sexual, Pervert.)
>>8620663
>(Eat fruit, Be healthy)
>when there's a 24 hour grocery store 5 minutes from your house
>>8620663
>Not eating master race mini wheats
I thought we were friends
It has been 100 years since we last saw the land of fate.
The old Barbarian, now finally defeated the Dealer and sent him to hell, has become a Tyrant with a neverending lifespan, ruling over the masses with a Legion of steel. A legion so fondly named as The Steel Lions.
His greed caused the northern clans to revolt and uprise.
His foolishness in opening the portals to hell as led to a new meaning to the Devils Carnival, for Hell's own demonic army of Hedonists have arrived.
His corruption has manifested into an unholy trinity of infected, undead and monstrous abominations, nicknamed only as The Blight
And now to seek revenge for the druids he slain, the very nature of this land have become Crusaders, marching to slay the tyrant.
But all that will matter to you adventurers are these words.
First 36
>>8620662
>tfw pizza places are open here till 2 am cause of all the stoners n nightshift warehouse workers
>>8620663
>life
whoop there it is
>>8620673
I love that feeling.
>>8620676
Inkling
>>8620676
Damon Gant
Northern Order
>>8620676
Fujibayashi Kyou
Steel Lions
>>8620676
Xayah
>Female
No faction.
>>8620676
Garnet
Sorry but none of those sound like me.
>>8620676
Vino
>>8620666
She ain't worse. She just ain't innocent. She's seen what it's like ta watch the life drain outta somebody's eyes, same as you n' me. That makes her fair game. Not like she don't come back, either way. Does it really matter if nobody here can really 'die?'
>>8620676
Lana / Terra matta
>>8620676
Smolgore
>>8620676
Fujiwara no Mokou
bad time
>>8620676
Medusa
>>8620676
Ryoma Hoshi
The Blight
>>8620676
Rance
>>8620676
Kosaku Kawajiri
The Steel Lions, I suppose.
>>8620676
Astaroth
Hell's hedonists
>>8620676
Kifa
The Blight
>>8620672
I'm still mourning the loss of my cereal. I need more time.
>>8620675
That's even worse without milk!
>>8620676
Suz
Lions
>>8620676
Mashiro Mitsumine
No faction
>>8620676
Pit
>>8620676
Reigen Arataka
>>8620676
Len
0-1 for Hedonists
2-3 for Lions
4-5 for Crusaders
6-7 for Order
8-9 for Blight
>>8620676
Gravelord Nito
The Blight
>>8620676
Ash Crimson
Sorry, but I don't do groups.
>>8620676
Cayde-6
No faction please
>>8620676
Emi
>>8620676
Rokurou Rangetsu
Lions
>>8620676
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8620676
Cinnamon Roll
The Blight
>>8620676
Invader
Hells hedonist
>>8620676
Widdly 2 Diddly
>>8620676
Rubick
>>8620723
>Shoots the cereal
>>8620676
Gandalf the Pug
Terra-Mater
>>8620676
Mara
Hell's Hedonists
>>8620694
Mmmmm...nnnnn-yeah but theres nothing I wanna eat. I'm very picky around the.midnight snacktime.
>>8620786
Tacos. Tacos are good all day, every day! Especially taco Tuesday!
>>8620676
Ronaldo
>>8620676
Saki
Hell's Hedonists
>>8620676
Bradshaw
Fuck you and those pansy-ass factions.
>>8620797
SHUT THE FUCK UP uhh.. whatever your name is
>>8620706
I suppose not, and I suppose it's best if we stick to murdering people who come here instead of those that keep outside of the arena. There's still a difference between us and people like her. No matter how you look at it, we chose to kill outside of this place, they didn't. We took lives that won't ever come back while they kill knowing they'll come back to life.
>>8620809
Fuck you, tacos rule!
>>8620797
Oh shit, you've got a point. Is it time for FOURTH MEAL?
>>8620676
Merak
>>8620694
Only thing open around here at that time is a White Castle, McDonalds and a Wal mart. Sucks.
>>8620774
Does your paint thingy shoot white? Top me off, I've got a good imagination.
>>8620822
It's always time for fourth meal!
>>8620812
Seems like we're on tha same page then, 'least on all tha important parts. Point is, this is where I come to vent. Now that I got kids to look after, I can't be bringin' em to work with me, y'know? Gotta work more away from home, take more business trips.
>>8620839
hot
>>8620859
>>8620774
Oh. No, no. Cold please.
>>8620828
>White castle
>(Not taking advantage of having one of the best food places)
>(Whaddya even doing?)
>>8620839
>The inkling's hair colour and ink switches to white, and starts shooting her Splatting gun at the women. She is drowned and covered in grayish-white paint now.
All are pieces on a chessboard and thus even the pawns who never pick a side will still have as equal a role to play
Shall we begin?
>>8620876
>I joined Terra, by the way.
Let's do this!
>>8620824
>>8620876
Swap the odd human in for my place!
>>8620876
Looks fine,let's begin.
>>8620876
Hey, this group don't look half bad. Maybe I'll be seein' one of 'em in the finals.
>>8620876
I accept this challenge.
>>8620874
>Does her best Sasha Grey impression and smiles for the camera.
>>8620845
Fuck it. I'm game. Lets drive down to the bell and buy a million tacos.
>>8620874
>Will take at least three hours to walk to because how far it is.
>>8620876
I'm seeing good things from this. Alright, let's get to it.
>>8620900
You know, never watching the show he is from I thought he was some kind of lawyer till just recently...
>>8620908
Hey, that sounds like a movie premise or something
>>8620852
Don't you think you should retire if you've got kids to take care of? It's horrible parenting doing something like this while you have the responsibility of being a father. More importantly, what'll happen if you die? They'll figure out their father was some dubious gangbanger.
>>8620876
Looks about right, host.
>>8620918
>Guess thats my fault, huh
>>8620907
>Best Sasha grey impression
I don't think Sasha ever did F-on-F beastiality,
>>8620926
stop having good fanart
>>8620890
Thanks.
>>8620907
Sure thing! Oh, mind if NPH drives? He's only had a couple beers, a bag of shrooms, some e and a 5th of jack. He should be cool to drive.
>>8620934
>tfw try to find cool looking reigen artwork
>it's all memes and martin bait
and so, it begins. good luck tributes
>>8620928
You're being too literal, I'm talking about the money-shots
>>8620907
>The Inkling takes out a real gun.
>Shoots
>Shoots again
>Shoots once more
>>8620876
Mau~!
Made it in last second! Let's go!
>>8620947
Hey, but that was mine!
>>8620943
Why is it all memes? I can't think of a single char with as many as him...
>>8620941
Kehe! Good luck, human! Just hope my curse of dying in the bloodbath doesn't afflict you!...Or second place!
1999
>>8620925
>He chuckles, raising his hands into the air at his sides.
I've considered that, y'know. Lots 'a people in my line 'a work never come home ta their families. "What would happen if I die?"
But the way I see it, there's no answer ta that question. 'Cause I can't die. I will never die. There's no way you can prove ta me that you and everyone else here ain't just inside my head, that all 'a you didn't just pop into existence in my mind and I'm just dreamin'. How do I know any a' you are actually conscious, and ain't just things my eyes made? If I die, I just wake up from this dream and enter anotha one. The whole world stops existin' if I die.
I've thought and thought about it, but I just can't imagine what it would be like ta die. There's no way it can happen.
In a way, you could say I'm God.
>>8620947
This feels wrong on more than one level.
>>8620970
>No clue. While the show was still airing the #RedrawReigen tag started on twitter and became a thing overnight.
>>8620947
She would've loved this. No use to me now.
>>8620976
>brings out the streamers and confetti
>>8620947
The winter grows colder, so don't expect the tales of Northern hospitality to be true.
>>8620966
What are you going to do about it, small fry?
>>8621001
Little bit slow there, ain't ya? And here I expected somebody that could actually make me break a sweat!
>>8621001
Could be better with some demonic wings, red eyes, black fur.... but this will do.
>>8621006
I...!
...Uhh...
...C-Can I please have it back?
>>8621001
Yay, we did it!
...I dunno what we did, but yay!
>>8621001
I don't think I can fight one of those without the Power of Flight
>>8620942
I would trust Doogie Howser with my children in that state. Road trip is a go.
>>8620951
>The speeding chunks of lead took her by surprise. If not for the game globs of white dotting her face her pain would've been completely obvious. She staggered backwards a few steps before tumbling over on her back. The beads of red leaked into the paint in a veiny pattern, all branching out like leaves on a swaying tree.
>>8621001
Now that is a noble robbery if I ever saw one.
>>8620947
This little girl belongs to a faction called "The Blight?" It calls into question the legitimacy of such a group...
>>8621001
Death doesn't matter all that much. I'll choose death.
>>8621001
La la la lala
La la la lala
>>8621031
Hey, thanks! Wait, where is this stuff from?
>>8620971
>>8621031
...you jinxed it, didn't you?
>>8621044
>>8621001
A shame we couldn't have an honorable fight over it. I'll honor your choice.
>>8620922
>>8620977
>Garnet goes to White Castle becomes a cult classic. Fans clamor for a sequel to this day.
>>8621011
Wew!
>She wipes off any sweat she managed to break.
Just trying to see if you can keep up. No good in having a partner that's broken.
How well would an HG minecraft server work?
>>8621028
>The inkling sits on the women, establishing dominance and taking control of all land she owns.
>>8621031
>>8621044
Perhaps they have not yet changed her. Or, far worse, they already have.
>>8621024
Let me think about it...mmm nope. It'll make a nice to little paper weight or something. Not like you're strong enough to use it, heck I'm doing you a favor by taking this.
>>8621031
Oh no, however will we know about it's secret fooking recipe? Yawn...
>>8621086
What a nerd!
>>8621031
That's how the wheel turns. And it will just keep going and going.
>>8621086
Spoiler alert. We ain't gonna find anyone.
>>8621086
Another one? Not being able to fly is just making this more difficult than it has to be
>>8621099
...Fiiiiine. Take that stupid thingy. I don't even want it! I got fire magic.
>>8621031
Yeah? What's in it for me? I don't do charity work!
>>8621076
"Partner?" Let's not get ahead of ourselves, yeah? At tha very most I might save ya for last, but I'm goin' for the high score. Maybe outside'a the arena's a different story, but inside?
Inside's my world.
>>8621086
I suppose even the blight would not be capable if they were all children,
>>8620981
You've got one too many screws loose, Vino. If you're some bigshot in your head, imagining all of us and talking to everyone you meet, then what do you think happens to your actual body? If this really is all in your head, then you're most likely in a psych ward. Not only that, but you'll die eventually. We all die eventually. The people we love the most will someday be taken from us, leaving us with nothing left but a personal vendetta against whoever put us on this unforgivable earth. I ask myself every day why it had to be me that it happened to. Why must I suffer while others live their life with love and happiness? I didn't do anything to deserve this. I was a naive, happy, proactive student, son, and lover. Why...
>Ryoma stops mid-rant and shakes himself back down to earth
Sorry...you've gotten to me a little bit. I doubt you're a god, or anything more than a common criminal. You're just ridiculously good at what you do, and that's where that god-like feeling comes from, but in reality, you're not different than me.
>>8621031
I'm not sick enough to hurt a poor animal like that.
>>8621086
You've forced me. I gave you a choice, and you still couldn't have done it...
>>8621064
It tends to happen when I swap. Just testing to make sure it works! If its makes you feel any better, you made it through the bloodbath!
>>8621123
A dog, a blind kid, and a li'l girl.
Yeah, sure.
>>8621080
>She never owned so much as a handful of dirt. On top of that, her financial skills were lousy so instead of inheriting some kind of fortune you get a bunch of audits and bill collectors calling you every business day
>>8621123
I'll just keep killing him untill he stops returning. Gahahaha!
>>8620981
>>8621130
Type less.
>>8621135
>The inkling is disappointed, and tries to wake up Suz
>>8621123
You're going to need to go a bit deeper if you want to heal me completely.
>>8621115
Oh yeah. Met with you types a lotta times. Give 'em a little power and they think they own the world. Didn't mean anything about the partner comment.
>She finishes her flurry of punches with one stopped right before his head.
Anything can happen after all.
>>8621123
I thought these things were fun.
>>8621123
As the saying goes Gant is judge, jury and Executioner.
>>8621123
So what? Does this mean we're a team?
>>8621131
Well, at least I know who not to accept swaps from.
This game fucking sucks
#referencecity
>>8621112
Uh huh, I'm trembling at whatever tiny matchstick you can conjure.
>>8621197
You fucking suck.
#everyone here
>>8621167
You two tell me if you find something interesting. Though I probably know the answer.
>>8621167
>>8621197
Hashtags are pretty shit, my man.
#Kys Baron
>>8621225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8t2VxWLGbI
>>8621167
>Smolgore falls over backwards and tumbles a few feet due to the winds.
>>8621207
Watch!
>Smolgore holds out his palm. A ball of fire manifests itself about an inch above it.
Neat, huh?
>walks through the open door
I-I-Is Jack here? W-We need to go to church soon. I-It's almost Sunday.
>>8621151
>It's too late. It's way past her bedtime.
>G'night
#________
>>8621225
Sure. Let's go with that.
>With her awesome electric powers, she powers something someone can't live without. A TV.
Can't miss my shows.
>>8621130
But is there any way you can prove it?
...
Yeah, that's what I thought. Everybody dies eventually, that's true, but that only applies ta all a you. All tha people I know for a fact ain't me. But I inhabit this body, I have consciousness, and as far's I know, nobody else does. Therefore there ain't any reason I should believe that I'm ever gonna die.
This world is mine, and tha moment I disappear... Poof. It goes, too.
>>8621166
>He just smirks into her knuckles, not budging an inch to distance himself from her hand.
Funny, ya say that now, but I bet you've never met with anyone that actually does own tha world, have 'ya?
You didn't give me anythin'. I worked my ass off ta become this strong. 'till you do the same, as far as I'm concerned you're just another target inside that arena. Watch ya back.
>>8621167
I don't need no luck. Give it ta somebody else.
>>8621225
And then.. The Rail Tracer BUSTED THROUGH THE DOOR AND ATE ALL OF 'EM, EVEN THEIR BONES!
Some even say.. That tha Rail Tracer roams them rails ta this day!
>>8621225
The lizardman, though few are still waiting and as lethal as ever.
>>8621225
Looks like I'm out. How foolish of me.
>>8621260
>G'night. Rest well.
>>8621260
Wait, you have a bed time? I thought you chugged rip its n stayed up all night like a baws!
>>8621260
>(Nighto)
>>8621260
>Goodnight
>>8621259
Jack was aborted
>>8621291
Jack? Jack, you have to respond. Jack?! Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack!
>>8621259
There is no God. Better to rip that bandaid off now.
>>8621272
Typical of the terra mater to meddle with rituals.
Honestly Rance I'm surprised you didn't fall for it sooner.
>>8621251
>Yawns
that's it?
>>8621317
It's not the first time it's happened either...
>>8621317
>pretends to listen while she has her ipod on instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kWpi2HnPU
>>8621259
We gotta lock that door sometime. Sorry little lady, don't know who that is.
>>8621260
Peace.
>>8621271
>She pulls back her fist, a smug grin on her face.
Don't think I still haven't met one. Well that's how the game goes. See you around, kid.
>>8621272
Follow me. I know my around a storm or two.
>>8621317
What does this thingy do?
>>8621322
Well...y-yeah! But it's really cool! N'it works!
>>8621317
>>8621345
You really don't want to know
>>8621354
And here he thought he had enough strength ta take me down. Tha people here're too naive.
>>8621317
>>8621345
May wanna step back. Some crazy stuff gonna happen.
>>8621354
Bet I got so good karma from that.
>>8621271
I can prove it easily. We can prove you're not a god by letting time do the talking. When you're old, graying, and on your death bed, you'll quickly see that you're nothing more than an organism that's lifespan lasts for around 80 years. Your world, the world Vino perceives in his own head, will end, but the world around us continues with or without you, whether you like it or not.
>>8621180
K-keh! I see how it is, human! From now on, if you're ever late, I will personally go out of my way to swap you in every game I see!
>>8621335
Not a fan of bards eh Astaroth?
>well I'm out, night everyone. Thanks for the game.
>>8621354
Strange... That stuff taste a bit like Soylent green cola
>>8621354
Hey, do'ya know Alphy? Ya kinda look like her!
>>8621370
What kinda stuff?
>>8621384
The hell're these weird monsters 'n why're they sittin' so close to me?
>>8621390
Is it good? I hear it varies from person to person.
>>8621384
Hey, lemme go! I'm gonna win!
>>8621291
O-Oh...too bad. I was looking forward to her speaking to me while using a dead child's soul. That was really cool.
>>8621316
Yo-you don't know that. God could be out there as we speak! Who're you to say God doesn't exist anyways!?
>>8621339
J-Jack the Ripper. Maybe you've heard of her. She's a tiny child that collected the souls of the dead children from the black plague.
>>8621384
And after this feast, only hells forces remain.
Let us see if the locals can fend them off however
>>8621384
They tend to be overdramatic and whiny. Especially vampiric ones "oh woe me I can't tan like my demon friends, gimme me a break...
>>8621354
It was just slowing me down anyhow.
>>8621345
Oh yeah sure it might work for lighting a candle. Wanna know what I can do on a off day? Turn a metropolitan area to ash. Go back to the daycare or better yet, the farm.
>>8621384
Eugh...I really should hire security or something.
>>8621354
>>8621368
This doesn't mean anything, other than the fact you'd rather kill someone like me rather than the others that frequent here.
>>8621378
I mean, wouldn't you prefer to avoid a cursed person?
Not wanting to be rude. Just being logic here.
>>8621384
Looks harmless enough. Hope she will like it when she wakes up.
>>8621386
See ya.
>>8621392
Something dark, something monstrous, something that will make you feel wiggly inside. To sum it up, some bad things kid.
>>8621407
I don't mind the taste myself, but yeah it greatly depends of the quality of the "secret ingredient"
It hasn't been so great lately.
>>8621419
>Felix, about to come up with another easy victory, trips on the dog just as he's about to land the killing blow, and ends up falling off of a cliff.
>>8621420
Tell me about it. Far too aristocratic for thier own good most of the time.
>>8621427
Huh? We don't got any'a those in the Underground!
...I kinda wanna see your magic, too, though. Can'ya show me!?
>>8621433
Oh.
...Soooo why'd we try'ta do that?
Hosting after Baron, by the way.
>>8621457
Maybe one of us is a dragon.
>>8621419
Funny how we don't need this stuff.
>>8621415
Uh huh. Sorry. I would've known someone would make a crazy story like that.
>>8621419
You can eat the leftovers if you want. See you at the end.
>>8621457
I've nothing against some great classical music, or even an opera. I just don't like pseudo-intellectual bards.
They hide their lack of depht with purple prose and odd chord progression, it's insulting.
>>8621457
And so, only two remain, Hell's forces for now lay defeated.
>>8621415
No she was a collection of dead children souls
The last person who liked her (You) avoided her so she had a late abortion performed on herself
>>8621489
Hey, I havent finished eating, can't I at least...
No? Too bad
>fuckind dies
>>8621429
You seem to misunderstand, human. The curse is bound solely to me; only taking place once I'm in the roster and THEN swapping with someone. Unfortunately I am forever bound to hold this curse for the time being, but that doesn't mean I cant share it with everyone else!
>>8621489
Hiita was hoping to see the pyroduel of the century. To my amusement instead it is cut short.
>>8621457
I ain't got a good answer for that. Prepare yourself, it'll come any second!
>A few minutes later.
Or nothing can happen.
>>8621457
>Holy light blasts a hole right through Garnet's torso
Alright! I get it. Won't go near your temple.
>>8621526
Grats freeloader.
Thanks for hosting austim.
>>8621462
Suuure. Just close your eyes.
>>8621489
Looks like you better split. Get it? Aha~ I crack myself up sometimes.
>>8621526
...At least I didn't lose against a loser..
Thank you for the show.
>>8621484
She's real, I tell you! Why don't you believe me? I-Is it because I look like a freak? I-I try my hardest every day to look a pretty and cute as possible. It's not my fault my color scheme is coal shaft black! I've got no control over my genetics...
>>8621526
Maybe I should just stop cheering for Mokou. Nice one kid. Thanks for hosting.
>>8621526
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting
>>8621526
Well done ish
>>8621526
Th placements.
Now ash, I will show the map. For even the victories of the locals shall cause Civil unrest in the land. Enjoy your pyromantic cult of groupies Mr crimson.
>>8621377
We'll just have ta see in 80 years, then, won't we? It's been nice chatting with ya.
>>8621526
>>8621538
Congratulations on your victory.
And thank you for hosting, host.
>>8621520
I guess this means I have to hurry up for the next game.
>>8621526
Uh, congratulations.
>>8621562
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>8621526
Congrats!
>>8621562
Thanks for hostin'!
>>8621538
Okay!
>Smolgore closes his eyes and smiles eagerly.
>Hosting in T-minus 5 after Baron posts the map, will make new thread.
>>8621562
Thank ya for tha opportunity, host.
>>8621562
Ash, choose an area of unclaimed territory and you shall have your spoils there
>>8621526
Congrats.
>>8621562
Thanks for the game,host.
>>8621562
Thanks for hosting!
>>8621562
One kill. I wish I could have avoided it.
>>8621565
Looks like we will. Have a good night, Vino. I'll see you around.
>>8621552
Slow down there kid! I never said she wasn't real. Just that she coulda just made a crazy story about herself. Now stop all the self-hating. Won't do anyone good.
>>8621581
wow i never would have guessed these medieval games take place in north america
>>8621600
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>8621600
Discords request
Man, all of these map-claiming faction games give me a crazy idea.
why do faction games when you can do risk
>>8621614
It's also probably a shit idea