HG bread.
>>8603516
But I'm an oldfag, of course I'm relevant :^)
>>8603330
>With a slight of hand and a flick of the wrist the coin suddenly appears between her middle and index finger.
Now to make it simply vanish into thin air!
>Having practiced this trick at home many times by herself and succeeding, Tejina had full confidence in herself and she knew that this time would be different, that this time one of her magic tricks would finally work and that she would receive praise from all her adoring fans.
>Except it didn't. Tejina was so caught up in her thoughts that she lost focus and forgot what she was even doing in the first place. She applies too much force to the coin and it rockets from her grip and nails her directly in between her eyes.
O-Ow! ...T-The coin where did it go?!
>Frantically she looks for the coin only to spot it rolling towards the door
I got it!
>Lunging forward she makes an attempt at grabbing the coin but in the end only her fingertips make contact with the coin, this only accelerates the coin's momentum as it speeds away.
alone!
>She desperately crawls after the coin with little to no regard about hiding what was under her skirt.
I-I'll get it!
yuno pls kys
>>8603413
Small and stupid...yeesh. No, I'm not going to tell you. Now if you have a point I suggest you get to it, otherwise you're wasting my time.
>>8603429
It feels good knowing that my presence alone is enough to get you heated. I have you on the strings, keep being a good puppet and dance for my amusement.
>>8603523
Same. I fucking hate it when stages don't automatically come with music.
>>8603532
Tch. What a waste of my time.
>She turns and starts walking back to her hiding place in the shadows.
>>8603527
midfmidfag***
>>8603551
*Somebodywhocameattheendof/b/erathereforetechnicallyanoldfag
>>8603535
???
>>8603543
Hee! My point?
...I don't remember. But, you've provided me more than enough entertainment for now, so thank you.
>>8603544
I remember I was just wanting to act character select music... and fucking god I just wanted to punch my computer.
That shit was literally the worst. Also, hate that shit too.
>>8603559
>end of /b/ era
That makes you a midfag.
>>8603559
Usually anyone after March/April is considered a mid fag
>>8603548
No wait! Please don't go!
>With amazing speed she manages to crawl all the way to the girl and latch onto her legs
J-just stay a little longer please?! I-I'll give you 1000 Yin! I'll eve-
>Just then that all too familiar feeling returns, her grip on the girl's legs immediately turns cold and sweaty. Her body shakes and her skin turns a ghostly white. Then, all at once, she empties the contents of her stomach onto the girl's legs and feet
>>8603543
I'm sure you're eye-candy for some reason terribly confused boys out there. It's not your presence, it's that stupid mouth of yours that I can't stand.
>>8603571
Yes, I'm not surprised a simple person would find something easily amusing. Maybe that's why you carry that over sized rattle.
>>8603575
I also hate how one of the man sites I use to download my characters, MUGEN Guild I think, has constant server fuck ups.
Do you all wanna stop bickerin' amongst yaselves and pick which one'a you's gonna host a game? I'm gettin' antsy with all this standin' around.
>>8603600
Cute.
>>8603605
Well hey, Felix, why don't you just host a game instead a' complainin' like everybody else?
>>8603600
AHHH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
>She starts violently stomping on the magician's arms and head with her wooden shoes, not really caring where she hits. She just wants her off.
>Unfortunately this causes her to lose her balance and fall over backwards.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!
>>8603623
That is a great idea, me. 'Least it would be, if I didn' trash all my codes. You know what they say 'bout leavin' behind evidence.
>>8603603
Keh?
>Plague Knight holds up his cane, the head of it eye-level with himself as he looks over it.
There is nothing wrong with it. Anyhow, now I know TWO of your hobbies: talking in circles and nitpicking! Ah hah hah hah hah!
>>8603602
How about a suggestion? You take that gun of yours and shoot right next to your ear. That way you won't have to hear me or anyone for that matter!
And here we are, people, back at square one.
>>8603604
Mugen Guild... that place is just hell to me. And those fuck ups aren't any good either.
Though, I barely go to that site unless I want a popular character that I know will be there.
How come most, if not all oldfags just shitpost? They're like crabby old people
>>8603630
Hrm...
You make a lot of sense.
>>8603643
Because they've seen a place they once liked go to shit because of newfags.
>>8603600
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2588141
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2588132
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2588151
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2480951
>>8603650
Nice meme. They fucked it all up themselves.
>>8603639
>tfw trying to look for a character from a series you like
>They're either small as fuck, broken, useless, or don't exist
>>8603626
>>8603616
>A babbling mess, the magician grabs onto the girl and tries to use her for support to back up on her feet but only manages to slip in her own bile and dinner and fall back on top of the snake girl.
I-It's okay!!! This show isn't over yet! I will call out on my winged assistant Bahamut! Come forth Bahamut and lend us your aid!
>Little did the magician know her pet pigeon that she was calling upon has already flown out through an opening in a nearby window.
>>8603663
I know that feeling all to well. But at least one of the characters I really want for Mugen, was actually not broken at all.
Their inputs were ass though.
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
>>8603654
Simply amazing! Thank you for your generous donations!
>>8603677
You look like you need a hand.
Actually, you look like you need a lot more than just a hand.
>>8603680
I guess that's just the consequence of letting people create characters freely without any quality control. You at least get a few funny broken characters though.
>>8603683
Make HG version
>>8603694
>She's still rolling in the floor along with the snake girl while trying to get her footing.
T-This is no time for applauding!
>>8603677
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!
GET OFF OF ME, YOU... YOOOOOUUUU!!!!!
>She starts pounding the ever-living crap out of this poor girl with her fists in an attempt to get the 'magician' off of herself.
>>8603696
And those are always a treat in Mugen. Because I faintly remember literally playing as the Death Star.
That was fun, albeit broken.
>>8603684
I do it so one day you will stop denying that I love you and maybe reciprocate it
>>8603683
¡Un forastero!
>>8603704
>This only made things much worse for them both, once the magician was struck all of her props, gags, and trinkets scattered everywhere.
>A deck of cards erupted from her hat, her ferret toy rolled across the floor soaking up a fair amount of bile and some spare tacks scattered all around the snake girl's rear
Noooo! Behemoth!!!
>>8603719
I-I knew you loved my magic!
>She says as she's rolling on the floor with another girl, both covered in throw up.
>>8603766
>Again, she tries kicking the woman off. From this angle, however, she's aiming directly for the face.
>And she won't stop screaming.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Kamina is Bolin's alter ego
>>8603772
>As the magician is struck in the face she throws up once more, instead this time instead of vomit flowing from her mouth a stream of little flags pile up on the girl's chest.
>It reminds you of tickets flowing forth from some sort of machine.
>Harry FUCKING Houdini opens the chest he was hidden in and gazed at all there is around him. The amateur Mahican and the snake girl, the homosexual, the Knight of the Plague, the underage homosexual retard, the man talking to himself, the insane lesbian, a Sith Lord, and a few faceless green men.
>He slowly closes the chest and waits again.
>>8603782
>>8603798
>Or rather, it would, if she knew anything about that sort of stuff.
>A sudden gush of water gives her the chance she needs to scoot out of the magician's grip and run back to the safety of her hiding spot.
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>8603801
>>8603782
>Despite dripping wet with water and wearing the pungent odor of throw up she notices the world famous magician and immediately runs to the box
Houdiniiiiiiiii!!!!!
>>8603801
You challenging me to a contortionist battle? 'Cause I can guarantee you I can fit in a box at LEAST two sizes smaller'n that one.
>>8603805
C-Come back soon okay?! Thank you for attending my show!
>>8603809
>A barely audible voice is heard from the other side of the room, Houdini already having relocated in the short amount of time it took for her to notice he was there.
"Wrong box, girl.."
>>8603810
You dare challenge my flexibility?
>Houdini pops out of his box and stares at the man.
Insane male of who's origin I know not?
>>8603832
I do, as a matta a' fact! Would ya believe that ain't even tha first time somebody's called me that one? Actually, now'at I think about it, my dad did at one point, too..
>Felix raises his arms above his head and stretches to the left, proving himself incredibly flexible to the point of nearly touching his head to the ground, and then repeats the process on the right side.
Ya got any smalla boxes sittin' around, old man?
and for my next trick I will do the only thing I'm good at
*sucks three dicks at once*
ta dahh!
>LF
>>8603827
>There is no response from the dark corridor she fled into.
>>8603827
>Claps
Sugoi!
It actually looked like you were sick. I haven't seen a female magician do those tricks before. That's very brave of you.
Good night, HG. Have a good day tomorrow. Someone loves you. :)
>>8603858
Impossible!
>>8603864
Good night anon, have a good one
>>8603864
Night man, have a good one.
>>8603847
Ah... yes! Of course!
>He clears his ghost with a small cough and removes an inconspicuous look handkerchief from his breat pocket, before unfolding it a few times and shaking it out in front of him harshly, the material seemingly expanding and turning into a large sheet.
This will do, for now.
>with that said, he steps out of the box and covers it with the thin sheet, before removing it to show a much smaller box than before.
Will this do?
>>8603866
that's what you think! i do it all the time!
>KK
>>8603924
spic come back to bed with me
>LF
>>8603898
>The man claps his hands a few times, looking amused enough by the trick, and walks over to give the box a little kick to test its sturdiness.
Hey, hey, I'm likin' the smoke an' mirras you got goin' on here. Real fancy shmancy stuff I don't see too often! Ya gotta let me in on some'a them magic spells afta this. Anyhow, let's see if I still got it from tha circus days..
>He steps into the box and crouches down, knocking the interior of it a few times to test its strength. Following this, in one motion, he swiftly kicks his legs up into the air, breaks his fall with his chest touching the floor of the box, and bends his back forward until his feet touch the ground in front of his face. He looks up at the magician in the awkward pose, making himself snug in the box by turning a bit sideways.
A'right, now just put the lid on. Shouldn' even touch my knees 'f I did this right..
>>8603971
Hmm..
>Houdini gave a slight hum as he watched the boy fit himself into the box. He was good... too good. In fact, he was currently upstaging him. That would have to be fixed. With a sigh, he moved the lid back onto the box... and locked it.
Heh... try getting out of this!
>He wouldn't make it impossible for the boy, but he sure would make it difficult for him to get out. He didn't want to kill him after all. With a sweep of his arms over the box, he let the sheet flow back down on top of it, before swiftly pulling it away, to reveal that the box itself was entirely gone.
Now then... a locked box inside a box. Let's see how long it takes for him to get out.
>>8603859
>>8603861
>She's still looking in the general direction the snake girl ran off in
Y-Yes. Thank you for your praise and I'm glad you enjoyed the performance.
>I just fell asleep so I need to go on to bed, goodnight everyone.
>>8604059
kys
>>8604059
>Covers the magician with her cloak and kisses their forehead goodnight.
>>8604037
>He sits there in the box, feeling proud of himself for retaining his flexibility he prized in his youth, though the feeling is fleeting. He begins to sense his air supply growing thin, and when the box becomes uncomfortably hot, he knocks on it once more.
Hey, guy? You gonna let me out anytime soon or..?
....
>He waits. And waits. A full minute passes before he realizes he's likely being tested. Accepting the challenge wholeheartedly, he begins to feel around the box for secret latches, openings, or compartments. Of course, every magician had their tricks, and Felix had done his homework. Sure enough, he felt screws lined along the inside of the box, and knew immediately what needed to be done. Digging his fingernails underneath the metal divots, he very painstakingly removed each screw, until he eventually had five in the palm of his hand. Of course, this did nothing to help him escape, as the screws were only decorative. At least, for now. Feeling around in the darkness of the box once again, and occasionally pushing his own feet out of his way, he managed to find his second target: indents along the bottom of the box. It was in these indents that he jams in the screws, until all five were inserted, popping the side wall of the box out of place and allowing for a quick, though snug, escape. He rolls out of the box and stands in a wobbly fashion, taking a moment to restyle his hair while he scans his surroundings. All in all, about eight minutes had passed since the lid closing and his escape.
Jeeeez! Felt like'a can a' sardines in there. Hey, old guy! Where ya at? Still feelin' kinda.. Urk.. Disoriented..
>tfw you bust a nut to some good loli porn
Need a host?
I need to test my new lazer, any scum we need to be rid of?
>>8604137
Would be great.
>>8604137
I'm ready when you are!
>>8604139
Might wanna look in the arena comin' up here, lots of guys just willin' ta throw their lives away when those things start fa some reason.
>>8604143
>>8604147
That'll be 24 of you then.
>>8604157
Vino
>>8604157
Rika
>>8604157
Ririchiyo
>>8604157
Baron Blade
>>8604147
They will just kill themselves.
>>8604144
One man isn't enough Il kill his country instead.
>He starts setting up the fire codes for a land named Syria.
>>8604157
Maria and Harusame
>>8604157
Avenger
>>8604157
Eggman-kun
>>8604157
Kys Baron
>>8604157
Trafalgar D. Water Law
>>8604157
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8604157
Ryona
>>8604077
Any reason for that Anon-kun?
>>8604187
>Electrocutes
>>8604157
THE MIGHTY RADITZ
>>8604157
Lord Beerus
>>8604157
Fujibayashi Kyou
>>8604157
Kled and Skaarl
>>8604194
>Cums
>>8604157
Rohan Kishibe
>>8604157
Reigen Arataka
>>8604194
Electrocution states you're outright killing them.
"Electrification" is the better term.
>>8604157
Decim
>>8604205
Your manga is...actually pretty good.
>>8604209
I know.
>>8604157
Mage
Post bullshit
>>8604207
Who stated I wasn't planning on that? Death is temporary here, might as well go all out.
>>8604223
I don't want to kill myself
>>8604225
Kys Baron
4 more.
>>8604157
Sleeplord Nito
>>8604233
American With Ebola
>>8604233
Chie
>>8604157
Double
If you wouldn't mind submitting a smaller picture, Kosaku, we can start sooner.
>>8604260
As you wish. If this one is any smaller, use it.
>>8604260
Hey, real quick, lil gal in my district, just wanna let ya know I'm probably gonna end up runnin' off an' doin' my own thing this game, so don't expect no help a nothin'.
>>8604271
>>8604260
Do I look like I need your help? I've done better with worse, I'll be fine. Just watch your back, hehehe.... Uh. Besides, most people do that anyhow here.
>>8604267
Thank you.
And we Begin.
>>8604260
You, woman! You had best not hold me back, if you know what's good for you!
>>8604286
You face a Saiyan warrior! NOT ONE OF YOU SHALL SURVIVE THIS DAY!
>>8604286
>In a blur, Felix hops up into the trees and disappears from sight.
>>8604286
>She whistles sharply just before firing on the duo.
>>8604286
Eggman kun > your waifu.
>>8604311
>Naturally, the assassin runs up the basketball pole and grabs the ball just as it's about to fall through the basket, saving the game like a hero. Wait, what was he doing? Oh yeah, he was supposed to be murdering. Eh, he'll have a bit of fun first. One more game!
>>8604311
...On one hand I don't trust anything you could make. On the other...this is probably the safer alternative.
>>8604328
Shut the fuck up, Aussa.
>>8604311
Kys Baron is sad. Sad because Baron hasn't killed himself yet.
>>8604345
Heeey, c'maan, man! One for ol' time's sake? Ahahaha!
>>8604330
Shut the fuck up, King Knight
>>8604345
I appreciate your effort but I am not a child who can switch from happy to sad and then happy again at the flick of a switch.
>>8604345
Reimu...Ash...Alfred.
...Yep. That'll work.
>>8604345
>sim crashed and had to rerun it
Fuck. Anyway we continue.
Big mistake Chie. Fairly sure Baron can cure himself but I don't believe that was a good choice on your part.
>>8604382
Just like...lean a bit off to the side or something.
>>8604382
This some kinda custom around here? Christmas year-round or somethin'? Hey, I'm not complainin', I'm just wonderin' where my presents are.
>>8604382
Kek. Good job Baron.
Rika screeches and brutally murders the already dying man. Autism is a powerful weapon in her case.
>>8604405
You're supposed to be killing each other you fucks.
>>8604405
Listen up, I'm about to tell you somethin' real important. It'd be real damn easy fa me ta just pull this trigger right now, but I ain't gonna do that for ya. You go out lookin' for it, you ain't gonna find it. You get strong, you work at it, and eventually you'll get ta choose ya fate. But as it is, the strong choose that.
And I.. Am strong. Don't forget it.
>>8604405
Yeah, screw you too.
>>8604418
We're supposed to be killing each other, dammit, whose bright idea was this?
>>8604382
Holy crap. You must hate them a skeleton.
>>8604418
Once upon a time there was a terrible manga. It was so terrible that everyone died. The end.
>>8604433
Good call, I don't think you could've handled me.
>>8604418
>>8604433
That was a pretty nice game of hide-and-seek with you two, I must say. Too bad you both suck at hiding.
>>8604433
OH SHIT
>>8604449
Is it hiding when you don't bother trying to hide in the first place?
>>8604451
I warned you, now didn't I, monkey?
>>8604433
Weeell, it's a good story, but I ain't too sure who I'm s'posed ta be rootin' for, y'know? This Dio guy seems like he's got some stuff unda control, but I like Jonathan's fire. Can I like both of 'em?
Oh, you're asleep.
>>8604451
Ah, hey! Thanks a ton, pops always told me neva ta waste a stranga's kindness, y'know? Respect the hard work put inta meals an' all that jazz. Anyhow, time to dig in.
>Later dies
>>8604451
2hu 2 stronk
>>8604464
Your manga needed more tanks.
>>8604464
I'm the last one left, huh? I wasn't really looking for an alliance, but now that they're all down..
Guess it's time to get serious.
>>8604456
You guess. You didn't say anything about quitting the game after all,
>>8604464
Feast.
2hu also 2 stupid.
>>8604472
>I guess
>>8604475
I almost feel bad that someone let their mentally challenged daughter on the battlefield.
>>8604451
Get back here and face me like the man you said you were!
>>8604472
I'm short, but I'm no kid, dammit, why would I WANT to take part in it?
>>8604475
...Fuck everything and everyone.
>>8604475
Final 4.
>>8604485
Room!
Being large has its advantages, but against my Room.. It only makes you more vulnerable.
Gamma Knife!
>>8604480
But we all are forced to play one big game of hide-and-seek here regardless of age. Unless you're seeking for death.
>>8604485
Nice catch.
>>8604485
Just don't screw it up now, Ririchiyo.
>>8604485
Gee, I wonder that myself. It's DEFINITELY not gonna peace. Of course not, why would you ever expect that?
>>8604491
You know, the most surprising thing is that you're only the second person I've heard call this stuff "hide-and-seek". Personally, I prefer "go-kick-some-ass".
>>8604495
I'm going to kill all three of you, be careful of falling asleep. Goodnight.
>>8604495
Oh look, peace. Skipping that after this.
>>8604506
Here's the deal I'm planning. If you help me kill those two, I'll make your death instant and smash your heart.
>>8604506
Hey kids, remember to stay hydrated so you don't die of thir-
Oh...
>>8604496
And how many asses have you already kicked?
>>8604511
To team up with the likes of you? Don't even.
>>8604519
Too bad, Fedora-ya.
If that's your decision, then this is as far as you go..
>>8604492
Why do you think I will?
>>8604514
Turkey soup, turkey casserole, turkey pie - there are endless possibilities. If only I paid more attention in cooking class.
>>8604519
In what? This game, this week, total?
>>8604527
That's me trying to be encouraging, alright? Just go with it.
>>8604526
Give me you best shot, shady surgeon.
>>8604528
I'll say it differently - how many lives do you end per game?
>>8604514
Welp.
>>8604534
Sure. How very positive you are.
>>8604541
Congratulations Avenger!
>>8604541
>>8604548
nice nose
>>8604537
Average of four, if I can be bothered, more if I'm feeling pissed, less if I'm feeling good.
>>8604545
>>8604541
Well, hey. I tried, yeah?
>>8604546
Eh, whatever. Congrats, you. Thanks anyhow.
>>8604546
Placements.
Wincard soon.
>>8604558
>>8604558
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8604546
It seems I've had my hopes too high.
>>8604557
Not bad. You sound to be pretty strong. No wonder you're so confident, wandering around without trying to hide.
>>8604558
Thanks for hosting.
>>8604546
Congratulations, Avenger
>>8604558
Thanks for hosting
>>8604557
At most you distracted me from what I was doing. It's the thought that counts though.
>>8604566
Here you are.
>>8604558
Congrats! That was really somethin'! Well, if somethin' means "nothin' even happened." Either way, ya won, so good job.
>>8604576
I'll treasure it, thank you.
Anyone else gonna go? If not I'm willing to host again after I make myself some eggs.
>>8604596
You go make tha crap outta them eggs an' we'll be right here waitin'!
>>8604566
Of course I am! You don't survive long where I come from by being some weakling.
...And I make tanks. They're not exactly subtle, now are they? Actual using of them aside.
>>8604571
Still give more of a crap about you than the alternatives is the main reason why. I guess I owe you one for 'distracting you', huh?
>>8604596
Sounds good.
>>8604596
Can you make me a coffee while you're at it?
>>8604607
How flattering, that a lowly engineer decided upon herself to "give more of a crap" about me compared to the "alternatives". I am truly humbled by your generosity.
>>8604628
I only have cheap Maxwell House wake up roast. Is that good enough?
>>8604653
It'll have to do. I'll take it black.
>>8604665
>>8604647
Alright, alright, no need to get snarky on me. And don't call me "lowly" again, either.... I just have some actual form of respect for you, okay? That too much for you to handle?
>>8604661
Good. That's all I have anyway.
Gimme a second to refresh my setup and I'll go again.
>>8604664
I'm getting a similar feeling from that weirdo yesterday.
>>8604686
>takes the coffee and sips it
Thanks. Take your time.
Hey dudes you wanna do some sick circlejerks so I can forget how fucking lonely I am.
>>8604691
FRUIT SNACK
>>8604693
Yeah buddy... Yeah they are...
>Tfw you're going to have fucking no one to go to prom to because none of your avas are ship material
>>8604699
FRUIT
SNAACK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8604701
Good thing there's no prom.
>>8604701
Just do what I did
Panic and bring in an ava that's already in a canon relationship so you have an excuse
>>8604673
There is etiquette in language you know? You sounded like you were going with the lesser of two evils rather than showing any form of respect.
24 now! Come quickly!
>>8604714
Vinny
>>8604714
Izaya Orihara
>>8604702
It's okay buddy, it's okay.
>>8604714
Rika
>>8604712
Since when've I cared for formalities? You got the actual opinion now, so what's the big deal?
>>8604714
Senshougahara
>>8604714
Ririchiyo
>>8604714
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8604714
Chie
>>8604714
:thoughts:
>>8604714
Maria and Harusame
>>8604728
>>8604714
P Light
>>8604714
Eggman-kun
>>8604714
Lucklord
>>8604720
There's an event planned where you enter 4 of your avas as a team and all the teams go against each other, but no ship event afaik
>>8604714
Zombina
>>8604714
Tribute
>>8604729
You should start caring now if you want any kind of formal relationship. Imagine how much better of an engineer you could be if you were to have big business partners backing you up. Carry on like a spoiled child and nobody would ever want to work with you.
>>8604758
Holy fuck is this image real
>>8604714
Misuzu
>>8604714
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>8604714
Merak
>>8604714
:Thinking:
>>8604714
Elliot Rodger
>>8604714
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8604763
Sadly, it's not real.
>>8604783
NOOOOOOO
>>8604714
The Parliament
>>8604762
I don't do formal. And I already have the ultimate tank without any outside funding! Just why would I want to work for someone who I got no respect, interest, or need of?
...Besides, they'd want certain things in exchange. Like mass production.
Check it. Be back in a sec.
>>8604805
kosaku's image is fucked
>>8604784
I apologise for ruining your hopes.
>>8604818
Oops. Fixed.
Beginning now.
>>8604805
>>8604832
SWEET MOTHER OF FUCK AAAIIIIIEEE!
>>8604796
Hello
>>8604832
Reigen you lazy fuck. Get the fuck up.
>>8604796
Ultimate, huh? Those are some big words considering I was able to take down one or two myself. You don't need to agree to everything they say; you can simply wait for a deal that favors you heavily and run with that. But maintaining a relationship with business executives is a skill in itself. You know what they say "A single twig breaks easily but a bundle of twigs is strong". God knows how you managed to make any friends here in the first place.
>>8604844
Oh. Uh. Hey...you.
>>8604848
I waste a lot of time on stuff like this.
>>8604849
I only brought the Flower Tank in to fights, you never squared off with Sigma. And either way, why would I want to strike a deal with anyone? I already got just about everything I want.
...Hmpf...real nice way of returning that respect I got...apparently grumpy people that're bad with people get along with other people of the same description.
>>8604848
Ooh. And early arena Event. Not very lethal though.
>>8604857
Give Discord so I can discipline you.
>>8604861
Vinoooooooo...
>>8604857
As a person who's seen the business side of society I can conclude that no sole being has all the answers, to philosophy, physics, and oh, of course, technology. But anyway, do what you please, I am not your mother, but as a lady, you should ought to act more lady like.
>>8604877
H-Hold on, now! I was out gettin' a coffee, I wasn' payin' attention, we gotta get a redo!
>>8604877
:contemplating:
>>8604892
Are you MY mother?
>>8604862
>Shovel Girl#5481
>>8604877
Thank fuck or air conditioning....
>>8604892
I don't even like business, myself, I just keep to my own little inner circle for that crap.
And would you believe me if I said that I actually already act fairly ladylike for my land?
>>8604896
Trees > redheads.
>>8604915
Ahahaha! See? What'd I tell ya? It's some kinda curse a somethin'! The trees're out fa us!
>>8604915
>Fat activists
I don't think fats are really active though.
>>8604901
No, Aikawa, I am not your mother. Did you hit your head on a bench or something?
>>8604907
Well, it would be a fairly big change to the mental image I already had of you in my head. You're right, I can't imagine you acting all prime and proper. It'll look more suspicious than anything else.
Regular Reminder.
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>>8604934
On a bench? But they're at like knee level... No, I did not!
>>8604929
PlayREEEEEEEE FUCKING CODING ERRORS
>>8604915
Again. I hate all of you.
>>8604929
OH SCREW YOU!
>>8604934
Hey, I mean, I CAN...used to, waaay back in the day. But still, the bigger thing people are concerned about is strength in my homeland, at least outside of the village. Even just general politeness is...rare.
>>8604939
memes aside i'm glad you're back
>>8604944
Ooh. A feast for you fat fucks.
>>8604956
>I'm glad you're back.
>>Implying he ever left.
>>8604956
>>8604963
Twas only a matter of time. I'm glad the smoke's cleared. I hope it stays clear.
>>8604969
>I only left for real for two times
For bootcamp, 5 weeks.
After the Rin leak, 6 weeks.
I'm actually still gone, I'm Hoshi's friend.
>>8604962
Focused too much and forgot to tell the counselors he was dying.
>>8604980
Final 3.
>>8604940
Well, it would require tripping over. I thought that might explain your mental state.
>>8604946
That sounds like a terrible place to live in. A rude society who's reputation is placed upon the strengths of the person? That sounds very low class. If that's what you imagine how other people are like, it's nowonder you don't want to work with others
>>8604989
>Too much cheese
Fucking. Heresy.
>>8604990
Eh. It's just how it is outside of the village. With so many youkai, it's no surprise their standards get so commonplace.
And you're forgetting the part where I'm just not a people person in general. Typically, I gotta have some sorta respect for a person before I can like thme.
>>8604994
Fuck.
>>8605011
The Heretic wins.
>>8604990
No way. I never trip!
>>8605019
Gg. Also forgot to crop that.
>>8605027
conga rats cha cha cha
>>8605027
And that. Fuck.
Placements. Wincard whenever. Soon.
>>8605019
>all those tabs, including erp n narutard
Hmm
>>8605027
>Congrats
>Thanks for hosting.
>>8605027
Yaaay. Congrats, and thanks, and all that.
>>8605006
How strange. I like to surround myself with youkai since they have greater ability than humans and are usually higher up in society. I suppose if you put them all together in one place they default to human status.
>>8605025
Maybe if I could find a banana peel somewhere we could fix that.
>>8605027
Congratulations
>>8605052
Thanks for hosting
>>8605019
>>8605058
>>8605052
Bleh.
>>8605058
It's known that I do erp. Also I like to read. There's occasionally a good story there.
>>8605052
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8605069
I never heard of that, but you're not just from the outside world, you're from a different world entirely. It's possible your youkai just act entirely different from my own. Mine're known for always having a "might-makes-right" attitude, after all. Just about never turn down a fight. But you're, uh...yeah. Pretty different.
>>8605075
>Naruto
>good
>>8605098
That's just plain... animalistic. The last time strength was heavily used to determine their societal place was in the caveman era. I hope you lot grow out of that phase.
>>8605121
Well, yeah. That's what they are. Generally it's only the stronger ones that have any sort of class to them. A lot of the weaker ones really are just intelligent animals in mindset. And eh. It's just their nature, it's not that big of a deal. We're used to it, so whatever, you know?
>>8605069
Good thing there's no banana peel around...
>>8605121
Expecting touhous not to fight is like expecting a dead kid in a pool to be smiling.
>>8605120
Most of them are pretty autistic, and have a Gary Stu OC as the main character, having him be completely flawless, but there was one there I found recently that gave me a few decent keks. I'm too lazy too find it though.
>>8605150
>>8605151
I'll stick to my katawa brojo stories for keks. But kudos on finding a non mary sue story.
>snorts tang
>>8605157
Holy shit! Who ever made this, thank you!
Ngw
>>8605176
When you host it.
>>8605174
I'm waiting for soneone to make the same meme but with this format
>>8605136
I know it's not place to do anything about it, it's just fascinating to hear about a world so different to my own home. It's not like it's much different from here though, with all this endless fighting. The sad part is that like you, I'm getting used to it as well.
>>8605139
How about a stick of butter? That could do the trick as well.
>>8605150
What ever happened to the act of diplomacy? Everybody's just fighting everyone all the time. It's sickening.
>>8605188
Give me the original of it
>>8605150
>>8605193
To answer your question for him, they just enjoy fighting more.
And yeah, exactly, aside from how random it can be. It gets like a home away from home after a while. Probably not the safest thing, though.
>>8605204
>reads filename
Kinda makes we wonder what horrible things would happen if Rika was thrown into tje midnight channel. All the things her shadow would bitch about. The secrets it would reveal.
Would make an interesting touhou game.
>>8605217
No one really cares what tool she shoves up her ass when she's alone. And we all know she does it.
>>8605204
All the more reason to find allies and team up against common enemies. I'm not a people person either but there's no denying safety in numbers.
>>8605223
Unless those numbers involve muslims. Then there is no safety.
>>8605228
New thread when
Desu a shit
>>8605234
Suiseiseki disagrees, desu!
>>8605234