Murderous Games 114
>>>FIRST 48
>NAME
>IMAGE
>FACTION (OPTIONAL)
>>8595973
Aura Bella Fiora
Bad News Barrett
Aces
>>8595973
214*
Kumiko Oumae
YoRHa No.9 Type S
Freebirds
>>8595973
Fujiwara no Mokou
FREEBIRDS
>>8595973
Jack Gallagher
The Aces
>>8595973
Muffet
HIVE
Marie Bell Breguet
Fabulous Freebirds
Reigen Arataka
Guys Being Dudes
>>8595973
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
Nazarick
Double Doos
>>8595973
Nagisa Kaworu
>>8595973
Ryoma Hoshi
Guys being Dudes
Fujibayashi Kyou
>>8595973
Astaroth
Freebirds
Mami's tits
Nazarick
Inkling
Guys Being Dudes
>>8595973
THE BIG DOG
The Aces
Rokurou Rangetsu
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Sol Badguy
Murica
>>8595973
Damon Gant
Guys being dudes
>>8595973
Cayde-6
MC Ride
Junko Enoshima
Warhounds
>>8595973
The Pursuer's Ultra Greatsword
Uhhh... Soul Warriors?
>>8595973
Itou Kaiji
GBD
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
Freebirds
Dickslap
Nazarick
YoRHa No.2 Type B
Cinnamon Roll
Freebirds
C.C.
Pizza Hut.
>>8595973
Emi
>>8595973
Gabriel
Icey
>>8595973
Merak
Guys Being Dudes
Varok Saurfang
Nazarick
>>8595973
My fetish
Nazarick
Widdly 2 Diddly
Guys Being Dudes
Saki's wife
Tomomomomo abyss ass.
Shoebill
Aces
>>8595973
Monoko
Nazarick
Mashiro Mitsumine
Starbreaker
Tomomo's Abyss
Tanya Degurechaff
>>8595973
Suz
WARHOUND
The Player
Gokicha
Pizza Hut
Aja
Freebirds
>>8595973
Abyssal ass
Nazarick.
Kevin Owens
Aces
>>8596066
Finally found you
I am a friend of fish.
Ringabel
Guys Being Dudes
>>8595989
I'm just kidding I don't ERP.
>>8596032
Nath was made for lewd and you know that.
>>8596073
Oh nice. I wasn't aware of winning one. Thank you.
>>8596079
>denying me
You're next to be shitposted out, screencap this post.
>>8596079
Nonsense, we all know that Star Breaker was made for lewd!
>>8596082
My feelings exactly, though anyone can choose to align themselves to our cause a joke isn't what we're seeking.
>>8596093
>Kamina thinking he can decide who we shitpost
UAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
boop
>>8596107
We shitpost kamina next.
>>8596111
Quite fine, dearie. Shall we go for two in a row? Ahuhuhu~!
>>8596016
>>8596078
>>8596111
Give this man my spot. He looks like he could make better use of it.
>>8596119
Finally, his rampant autism as Shimakaze has gone on for long enough.
>>8596111
Can you change me over Nazarick please?
>>8596093
I already get impersonated, can't be worse than that.
>>8596094
>Lewding special needs kids with powers capable of destroying the entire world
>>8596111
Let's start this!
>>8596111
Some familiar faces for sure. I guess our "dark" team will *shine* once again
>>8596111
Pizza Hut's Murderous Branch starts today!
Are you ready Bug-chan?
>>8596111
>>8596132
While that is your choice and the efforts you'll bring forth are nice. I'll hold to what I've told everyone you should still support your own cause unless you really wish to aid us.
>>8596107
>He doesn't know that I'm the leader of the secret boogeyman shitpost discord
>>8596140
It's worth it because it'll be some hot sex. May include burning and death.
>>8596111
Let's begin.
>>8596153
kys cancer
>>8596150
R-ready! Will we really make the cut?
>>8596160
You not part of my discord :^)
>>8596160
Don't post my wife, LF.
>>8596111
Let's rock. Murica is gonna bring it back, this map or another.
>>8596174
That's Kamina.
>>8596153
I think you're forgetting I'm still a mercenary at heart. If an opportunity arises, I'll take it. That's how the business is.
>>8596174
>LF.
>Filename is Vidya
You're not very smart are you?
>>8596184
LF stop shitposting my friend Kamina. He's over at my house crying and we don't need him feeling any worse.
>>8595278
>back when you and LF were still friends
What did he mean by this?
>>8596160
>He needs a discord to boogeymen
Fucking basic
>>8596160
>>8596170
Coming from a person with a lower status than the dirt we walk upon.
>>8596193
We don't pay how you'd expect either.
FRUIT SNACK
>>8596197
I'm not LF either.
>>8596213
The only payment I'll accept now is measured in scalps.
>>8596217
Those always say 1% fruit. So what the fuck is in the candy?
>>8596223
Then go ahead and enjoy yourself out there. I'm sure you'll make the most of it.
>>8596221
Where's LF I gotta tell him to stop posting my wife.
>>8596235
fruit
>>8596235
>>8596174
no
>tfw suz will never join your faction
>>8596128
Done.
>>8596132
Done
>>8596152
Done.
BLOODBATH
>>8596269
It's up to you now, Gokicha.
>>8596269
YAH!
>>8596269
>Miss murderous games again
>>8596269
!?!?!?
>>8596269
That's cheating! That little fucker can't be using dynamite right off the bat! Some of us can't afford shit like that right away!
>>8596269
Well time to wait for the next game already.
>>8596269
Well, this is certainly a bloodbath.
>>8596295
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8596111
>Keep missing faction ganes because of stupid shit
It hurts to live on this gay earth with stupid people.
>>8596332
I shall have her head in no time...ahuhuhu~!
>>8596332
Turn around, try to see, but it's
Nowhere
Noided, noided
Static on my blindside
>>8596343
Why do you keep missing them?
>>8596332
Oh wait, wrong Medusa. Nevermind
Kill yourself or the bunny gets it.
>>8596366
FRUIT SNACK
>>8596317
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8596379
OOUUUAAUAUAUOOOAAAAAAA
>>8596343
I'M HOSTING AFTER THIS IT'S OKAY ANON
>>8596332
Wh-where'd my text go?
Oh well.
30 tributes remain.
Unaffiliated/Other: 16 -> 9
Freebirds: 10 -> 7
Dudes: 7 -> 4
Nazarick's: 6 -> 2
Aces: 4 -> 3
Tomomo's: 2
HIVE: 1
Muricans: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
NIGHT ONE
>>8596295
>pets
>with all five arms
>>8596404
Shoot outs are definitely seeming to be one of my specialties now a days.
>>8596404
You really thought bringing in people will help you, Nazarick? well I'M AFRAID I'VE GOT SOME BAD NEWS FOR YOU!
>>8596404
That...That did not feel pleasant...ahuhuhu~...
>>8596397
[LOUD SHOUTING]
>>8596413
>They slices one of the arms off with thier sword out of instinct, still shouting incoherently.
>>8596404
It's not like I have anything better to do anyway.
>>8596404
DAY TWO
>>8596457
>The inkling is confused at the mixture that was thrown at her, and starts yelling at the monster/demon
>>8596457
Hello, I was hired as a bodyguard, now get the bloody hell down!
>>8596440
...!?!?!?!?
!!!!!
>after a moment of incoherent babbling and flailing, the arm grows back
.....
>she goes right back to it like nothing happened
>>8596435
>>8596404
Sorry for the silence, Gasai.
I've had business.
>Distant choking spider noises.
Huh. Must be the wind.
>>8596457
BANDIT REVOLVER!
>He jumps in the air and delivers a powerful spinning kick to his jaw.
>>8596457
Well hey there, who's a good boy! You are!
>>8596457
Dude, what the hell are you doing with th-
>>8596457
22 tributes remain.
These numbers were double checked so they're correct now.
Unaffiliated/Other: 9 -> 7
Freebirds: 5 -> 4
Dudes: 4 -> 1
Aces: 3
Nazarick's: 4
Tomomo's: 2
Muricans: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
HIVE: 1 -> FIRST TO BE ELIMINATED
NIGHT TWO
>>8596515
Why the bloody hell did we trust the roach with the leading!?
>>8596477
>They keep slicing the arm off that tries to pet them, lost in the moment.
Pump niggers
Image is giant nigger lips
>>8596535
???
>she doesn't even notice the loss of limb now
>>8596515
DAY THREE
>>8596515
I'm coming for you. Crossdressing freak.
>>8596552
The king didn't excuse you from his presence, peasant.
>>8596568
>>8596552
That's a good joke! I hope your ready to pay for it when the time comes.
>>8596552
20 tributes remain.
Unaffiliated/Other: 7
Freebirds: 4 -> 3
Nazarick's: 4 -> 3
Aces: 3
Tomomo's: 2
Muricans: 1
Dudes: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
NIGHT THREE
"There's pizza on the table if you want some"
>open it
>it's fucking pineapple
>>8596617
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8596552
>He shoots a blast of fire at the old boots when they fly at him.
You're next, asshole! Watch where you sleep!
>>8596604
>He remains shaking all night, a small fire primed in his open hand.
>>8596628
my thoughts exactly
>>8596617
>Pineapple.
I'd take that over dipping it in milk.
>>8596604
DAY FOUR
>>8596656
Not the best performance I've ever seen. Should really step up your game, all of you. Maybe some flaming hoops, oh and more than two monkeys.
>puts head on the floor, trying to sleep
>>8596617
>Oh shit, hook me up with some of that.
>>8596656
Can't wait to see this guy face to face. Then we're taking him out.
>>8596656
>>8596672
How about I deliver a bullhammer right to your skull, maybe you'll see those things when you become a spaz.
>>8596683
>sits on
>>8596683
Why are you sleeping on the floor like an idiot
>>8596686
>>8596656
Hey I didn't know they trained monkeys to talk, girl you've got to tell me your secrets!
>>8596659
Never said I knew how to count.
I just subtract the number of cannon shots from 48 with calc.exe.
>>8596656
19 tributes remain.
Unaffiliated/Other: 7
Freebirds: 3
Aces: 3
Nazarick's: 3 -> 2
Tomomo's: 2 -> 1
Muricans: 1
Dudes: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
NIGHT FOUR
>>8596704
Now no one must know of this.
>>8596697
>kicks off
>>8596700
if you have something better to sleep on, let me know
>>8596617
>Eats and enjoys it
>>8596640
das it mane
>>8596719
>>8596742
RIGS ACTIVATED
>>8596704
DAY FIVE
>Find out GF has a diaper fetish
>Afraid she's going to try and get me to wear diapers
What do hg?
>>8596742
Call me a girl again and I'l kill you got that!!
>>8596762
>>8596770
Run.
>>8596770
Break up with her
>>8596762
This seems really messed up
>>8596770
Put your foot down.
On her neck.
>>8596770
Is she hot? If not, run.
Same case happened with me when my gf said she had a necro fetish.
>>8596731
I got a bed roll, but you cant expect me to just hand it over.
>>8596770
Dump her ass :^)
>>8596704
Leave to the angel to call out my pettiest sins. This is the Old West, and I'm the bounty hunter. Nobody messes with the bounty hunter.
>>8596757
>>8596719
>I'm just not one for wasting a perfectly acceptable pizza.
>>8596762
Maybe two of you shouldn't try and throw it at once. Morons.
>>8596800
Then dont ask why im sleeping on the floor
>>8596762
16 tributes remain.
Unaffiliated/Other: 7 -> 6
Freebirds: 3 -> 2
Aces: 3 -> 2
Nazarick's: 2
Tomomo's: 1
Muricans: 1
Dudes: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
NIGHT FIVE
>>8596825
The feast*
>>8596825
Inkling no
>>8595973
SUNPHISTO
>>8596825
DAY SIX
>>8596855
Um...
>>8596835
cute uno
>>8596867
YOB TVYOU MAT SOL!
>>8596855
>Not the first post from this IP
>>8596881
pretty fucking sure he said uno
>>8596825
It's better than dying here, that's for damn sure.
>>8596867
...
Whoever runs this is a steaming piece of shit.
>>8596855
YOU'RE IN
>>8596867
12 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX
So can anyone give me a basic run down of Yosuke and LF sperging out?
>>8596895
Don't worry, if she is hosting another game. I will join in and help you out my friend.
>>8596908
Man... It sure feels comfy tonight for me some reason... Night'
>>8596910
Past twelve months. Your golden.
>>8596910
Every day of HG ever
>>8596893
Uno is cute too
>>8596910
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8596908
DAY SEVEN`
>>8596917
Either now or later, we're getting back in. We dropped that lead hard, but I don't plan on sitting back and letting it happen.
what u listenin to
>>8596973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cup60p9pii8
>>8596973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mi9DcBShxwE
>>8596956
That's too bad, really.
>>8596908
>Maybe one day.
>>8596973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JH646HzIEpo
>>8596973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dONxX9rifs
>Nier OST actually, but I wanted an excuse to post this
>>8596956
8 tributes remain.
Unaffiliated/Other: 2
Freebirds: 2
Aces: 1
Nazarick's: 1
Tomomo's: 1
Soul Warriors: 1
NIGHT SEVEN
>>8596971
And I will be here to assist you comrade. I was preoccupied with other things earlier, but now I am fully ready for today.
>>8596973
https://soundcloud.com/samkuzel/william-alone-extended-mix
>>8596994
>Pat pat
It'll be alright Cayde
>>8597005
You're toast now! See you down belo-
>sees smoke
>sees hole in chest
Fuck...
>dies
>>8596973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7pCxDRhsT8
>>8596973
https://youtu.be/sig6ZL2EkUQ
>>8597005
5 tributes remain.
NIGHT EIGHT
IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE!
>>8597029
sauce
>>8597056
No matter who wins we lose
>>8597056
9s wins again
>>8597007
Good. We've pulled through pretty far for our limited resources. But we've got the drive to take our land back from their dead hands.
>Suddenly he brings his hand to his head.
Ugh. I got preachy. Reminds me of the Order. Anyways, next round, let's fuck them up, yeah?
>>8597056
FINAL 3
THE FABULOUS FREEBIRDS vs TOMOMO'S ABYSS vs PIT HIMSELF
DAY NINE
it's over
>>8597115
Welp. Factions games were fun while they lasted
>>8597115
God damnit
>>8597115
Which of you cowards and your stupid parties wants to bring back Veloren, Angel of Death?
>>8597130
kys kamina
>>8597115
CONGRATULATIONS TWO TIME WINNER YOHRA NO.9 TYPE S!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlotdBbCSwU
>>8597115
Fabulous!
>>8597142
PLACEMENTS
>>8597115
Disgraceful.
>>8597090
Da! It isn't bad to have some patriotism and pride in your faction. Is only natural
united we stand together we fall
>>8597115
>>8597142
>>8597146
Please tell me they at least got 11 points. Cause they need 11 points to win and I'd really like to restart.
>>8597142
Well done!
Thanks for the show.
>>8597132
????
>>8597142
>sad clapping
>>8597142
>(Goddamnit Nines you're winning so much now.)
>(Calm down)
>>8597142
Congratulations, dearie!
>>8597146
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>8597146
Thanks for hosting.
9 points to The Fabulous Freebirds for winning.
3 points to The Fabulous Freebirds for most kills.
2 points to the HIVE for being the first to be eliminated.
>Pins on top of stars cost 3 points
>Eggman-kun pins cost 2 points
>No giving your points to other factions
>Claimed pins must be adjacent-ISH
>>8597142
Impressive. Congrats to you!
>>8597146
Thanks for the game, host.
>>8597183
Well with 12 points they can just win cant they
>>8597142
Congrats Robotic child, and thanks for hosting Yuno
>>8597183
It's all over thanks. I'm not a representative for them, but I'm likely the Freebirds would like to take all the Eggman territories with the 11 points they need to do it.
>>8597183
It's over bros...
>>8596973
AC4's main menu
>>8597183
And here I thought I could have kept it going if I would've been more effort into my faction...
>>8597183
>>8597146
Thanks for the round.
Bite me 9s.
>>8597151
Ugh. It just feels off to have much patriotism in any cause anymore. Going off on your own does that.
>>8597183
Kill off the Hive now!
>>8597115
That's upsetting.
>>8597146
>>8597142
Uh, congratulations.
>>8597146
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>8597183
Finally, now The Black Hawks can fly again!
>>8597183
Worst outcome tb.h
>>8597215
Vous êtes l'enfant le plus retardé que j'ai rencontré. Aller jouer dans la circulation.
>>8597204
My nigga.
>>8597254
Kill yourself.
>>8597272
Excusez moi
>>8597250
Just a moment, I'll host once the factions do their thing.
>>8597272
You certainly wish, don't you.
>>8597254
What was that?
>brings his hand up to his ear and cups his hand around it
I don't speak loser of Europe.
>>8597183
>That blue pin in the most north east corner.
No one took that?
>>8597250
Crash it already, I'm borrred!!
>>8597142
>>8597146
>>8597183
>>8597183
>9S scans the map, looking over all territory that needs to be taken in order for a victory condition. With a swipe of his right index finger he indicates the two Nazarick pins adjacent to the Freebirds territory in the Northern part of the map, one being the Eggman-kun pin and the other being the adjacent one to acquire to reach there. He proceeds by pointing his finger at the two Guys being Dudes pins that have the Eggman-kun emblem.
Hmm... if I calculated correctly that should be around 7 points, which leaves me with 5 more points to spend.
>Pod 153 interrupts 9S in his speech: "Victory conditions are met, strike the other two Eggman-kun pins and you'll have spend all 12 points in order to claim victory for mankind."
Well...uhm...I guess I should follow up on the advice the pod just gave me...
That means all victory conditions are met, if I'm not mistaken. That means it's finally time to rest and celebrate, correct? Even though...I should probably take that up with the faction leaders.
What Ava's do you guys want to see more of?
(Pirate Ava's, Ava's from a certain show, etc)
>>8597299
Putting these dogs out of their misery sounds exemplary. I approve of this action.
>>8597308
Your mother.
>>8597299
Freebirds have won the games. Good job comrades.
New factions
These are lame.
>>8597290
Nope. Stayed neutral the whole game.
>>8597299
BOOP
FREEBIRDS WIN LOL
New game coming up.
>>8597308
Avas from the popular animated hit series Jojo's Bizarre Adventure
>>8597316
9gag jokes lmao
>>8597289
>Muffet does the only sensible thing and slaps him across the face.
>>8597308
>More Shovel Knight.
>>8597308
Edgy ones
Villain ones
>>8597323
>New game
but freebirds won
>>8597336
And? Who cares.
>>8597318
New Factions
Cap at 6 people per faction
>>8597344
kys
>>8597308
Metal Gear pls
>>8597146
Thanks for hosting Yuno
>>8597332
>gets his head knocked to the left, with his helmet turned backwards. then he falls down on his ass while trying to fix his helmet