Hunger Games - HG
New bread edition
>>8588941
Not a pity game that's too much effort. Just a time where we all commiserate our lack of being an actual person.
Kinda like the old ronery threads but instead of talking about our lack of gf we say "tfw no digits"
>he walks in slowly and yawns
So is anyone here actually doing anything?
>>8588960
>closes the door on you
>>8588957
>tdw no digits
hi
>>8588969
bye
>>8588966
>fuck up tfw no digits
>get digits
>>8588949
>someone posts a cap from my game
>>8588977
Oh come on!
>tdw no digits
Rin.
Australians
>>8588976
>grabs bracket
>turns it upside down
>>8588949
>tdw no ass to overpower you
>>8588966
>The digits when
>>8588978
That would be me. I also entered Tenshi's ass
Deadfgours aew neugh
>>8588957
>tfw no digits
>tfw no gf
>>8588991
I'd overpower your ass, bby.
>>8588996
>Guts gets 2 100%
H O W
O
W
>>8589008
Magic!
>>8588996
>tfw only 99.9
>>8589003
>tfw no qt anime girl pretending to actually care about you.
>>8589006
O-Oh...
>>8589023
Almost. Not bad!
WHY EVEN LIVE
>>8589035
>0.5
>women
Post the link for this percentage thing pls
>>8589035
>getting lower than this
Wow...
>>8589039
https://everypixel.com/aesthetics
>tfw no bf
BEST GIRL IS FUCKING CONFIRMED
Slow morning eh? Maybe a nice 24 would be nice.
So, in case you're retarded, thats code word for "Give me 24".
>>8588949
i want Aussa's avas to do this to me
>>8589087
literally me
>>8589087
Yukine-kun
>>8589087
I'll do you one better, I'll give you 69~
>>8589087
Kyou
>>8589090
I want Aussa to shitpost me
>>8589087
C.C.
>>8589087
Hao Asakura
>>8589087
Cayde-6
>>8589087
Lord Beerus
>>8589087
Pizza time
>>8589087
Dante
>>8589087
Serval
>>8589087
Red Eyes B. Dragon
why does it keep thinking yucunt is female?
>>8589087
Froze
>>8589087
Michael Jackson
>>8589087
Lana
>>8589087
Damon Gant
>>8589087
Ruby Gloom
>>8589087
The Walrider
>>8589087
Atheon
>>8589087
Vic Viper
>>8589087
Minamoto no Raikou
>>8589087
Gokicha
>>8589087
Red Queen
>>8589087
Tomoe Mami
>>8589087
>99%
THEY PLAYED US LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
>this is an entry
>>8589087
Renge Miyauichi
>>8589170
best girl
>>8589170
LF?
>>8589186
>Madoka
>Best anything
>>8589196
She's best at giving head. Ba dum tssh!
standing
>>8589090
>>8589201
I will never understand how she could dodge all that shit and then get head shotted like retard deer in lights.
Shit anime.
>>8589214
ÒŵÓ
>>8589211
ON THE EDGE
>>8589218
Shot in the head would have been the proper way to say that.
>>8589222
The standard for me is any killing blow related to the head area. Still, bitch couldn't step to the side? Really?
>>8589230
The plot needed to progress somehow
>>8589187
Wasn't Vert rebuilding the folder?
>>8589087
Misuzu
>>8589235
That cocky bitch was acting all smug doing flips and shit and then choked like a motherfucker for a meme kill.
Cheap as shit, the plot was Madoka crying like a bitch, and I called the end the minute they mentioned wishes.
Bitch couldn't wish Mami back? WHAT?
Bait game
Bang bang bang
I'm bored, can any of you cunts do anythinh?
>>8589280
Nope.
>>8589276
And here I was even planning to hit on the host all game.. Ruin my fun
>>8589277
https://youtu.be/2ips2mM7Zqw
>>8589280
>doesn't do anything
>>8589280
>spins in air to kalimba music
>>8589241
So we're getting the Mami who only talked to anons that praised her tits? wew
>>8589280
I can shoot a mutant if you want.
>>8589303
Anonymous are running our host clubs out of business.
>>8589287
Wow, that's just disgusting.
>he throws him a look of abhorrence
They give you a game, and you ruin their day like that?
How can you live with yourself?
>>8589311
>>8589321
????
Myoo-tan?
>>8589303
Did I really do that? That was way back when and I could rp properly. I wanted to talk to everyone but o didn't really know how to go about doing it, the anons were really the only ones who spoke to me so I spoke back.
Don't really know what else to say.
>>8589321
>>8589297
>aims his pistol at the mutant
>makes shooting noises
I don't actually have any ammo, you dense idiot.
>>8589337
How much do you think that thing will go for? I could probably find someone to do it if the money is good.
>>8589280
>shoots the poster below me in the knee
Tadaa!
>>8589351
Really now?
>>8589353
Well okay, I've got a knife.
>>8589312
Clubs closed due to AIDS.
>>8589087
Maria and Harusame
>>8589337
!?!?!?
>confused arm flailing
>>8589353
Taan?
>>8589362
By that I mean I can give you ammo, but you better be willing to pay up. And only after I find out how much that things going for.
>>8589352
>gets shot in the knee
YOU FUCK
>>8589363
Impossible, our hosts are in our top heath.
>>8589373
Good luck being an adventurer now!
>>8589367
...
>grabs the head-hand and brings her closer
Stand still, unless you want to die painfully.
>>8589372
Well for this little thing, the Fora-12, the ammo for it is the 9x18mm, they are very cheap, but I don't really have any cash on me, so why don't I just give you an old Detector? it's those things you use to find artifacts.
>>8589401
>runs by, slashing your gun in two.
Not today!
>>8589415
...You fucking piece of shit.
>>8589401
????
>she lets out a weird squawky noise
>the fingers intertwine with the man's
>>8589435
imagine the handjobs
>>8589435
God that's weird and disgusting, oh well.
>grabs his knife and goes fo->>8589438
.........
>puts his knife back in his pocket and tries to let his hand go of her head
Now that you say, this fucking mutant must of given those alot, fucking disgusting.
>>8589438
There's porn of that
>>8589449
post it
>>8589453
find it, you know the character's name
>>8589462
2laze
>>8589438
???????
>>8589446
!?!?
>she looks alarmed by the presence of the knife as she sees it, letting go and starting to yell inarticulately and cowering
>>8589446
>Youmu sheathes her Roukanken
Much better.
>>8589479
I advise you to run, you little ugly pest.
>>8589480
>flips off the folded metal holder
>>8589480
>kissu
>>8589497
>she continues babbling and backing away
>it's not the man she's worried about
>all the attention is at the knife
Ma...do-no! No!
>>8589497
That's just rude.
Stop roleplaying.
>>8589510
...
>pulls out the knife and stabs the space between his fingers, pretending to be in pain
Oh no, how unfortunate, I stabbed myself, looks like I'm gonna stab someone with 5 hands.
>>8589524
And so is cutting my gun that had no ammo, you cunt.
>>8589525
Fine.
>>8589530
>she screams and covers her face
No-more-Ma-do! Plea! Hurt! Hurt! Too many!
>>8589543
XAXAXA!
>laughs at the mutant and starts walking away
Fucking hilarious!
>>8589525
Make us.
>>8589525
We never started, what the fuck are you talking about?
What fucking roles do you think are being played here?
>>8589550
>there's another scream from the girl, pained and not so dumb
>it stops suddenly
>it sounds like a body hits the floor
>there's a kitchen knife in her back
>>8589525
>>8589525
Who are you talking to...
>>8589530
Would you rather lose an arm?
>>8589568
Oh what are you screaming about no-
>looks behind him, at the knife
...Nopenopenopenope!
>starts running away in a hurry
>>8589568
That's unusual...
NEW
GAME
W H E N
>>8589610
When we have a host
>>8589590
>>8589604
Why, Mado? Love you...
>the girl stops moving
>and vanishes
>>8589610
>got an eye appointment
>I'll try to setup when I get home
>>8589620
>>8589620
What the hell just happened?!
>Youmu begins freaking out
This isn't right! There was no one else here!
>>8589649
I... I got nothin.
Who here /loving girls/
>>8589666 get?
>>8589663
But that's forbidden.
>>8589681
Do it bitch
>>8589663
Right here!
>When you want to RP but everyone in the thread right now is shit at it
Name some of the best RPers in Hg
>>8589695
Find me a girl worth loving first.
>>8589715
Right here
>>8589663
>>8589722
hot
>>8589715
>>8589712
Tejina, when they do a magic show
>>8589712
Your mother. RPing a slut in my bed.
>>8589718
I don't need to explain myself. I don't like you or the character you play. I don't like the way you half ass replies to anyone who doesn't play a female ava, and stalk out the people who do. It's disgusting and I want no part in it.
>>8589722
We'll, you know what they say about red-heads.
>>8589734
Have you wanted to try loving a girl? I heard it's not very easy.
>>8589725
Hey, fire puns is my job!
>>8589736
>>8589738
lost
>Mfw just sitting here in the dark playing Rune Factory 4
A break from FF14 is nice for once.
>>8589744
I. I actually dont!
>>8589759
nice rp
>>8589753
Poor awawa.
>pats on the head.
>>8589712
LF
KK
Garnet
Seth
Vino (when he doesn't sperg out)
Kuga
>>8589762
It's probably better you didn't.
>>8589759
>tfw sitting in the dark during the day grinding levels on my ff14 free trial account
>>8589770
inb4 shitstorm
>>8589744
>she stops eating and looks at her in a perplexed way
...what makes you think that? I'm not even close to any of the girls I know. I mean not THAT close.
>>8589766
I don't enjoy my own RP too much these days. I don't think it brings out the best in the people I RP with as much as I would like. I don't feel like I'm getting much return for my investment.
I still try, oh my god do I try, I try all the time, in this institution...
>>8589773
You'll get to lull zone soon enough. Finish MSQ.
>>8589788
Oh hey! It's Assagore!
>>8589793
HAH
>>8589768
You seem to forget I kept responding to her until she flipped. I mean I knew she didn't like me, I just wanted her to sperg. And I really like the pasta.
>>8589800
>takes back head pat
You lil wanker!
>>8589786
Well, that could always change, couldn't it? Unless you don't think I'm worth it.
>>8589772
うぃふぇうぇ‼ うぃふぇ!
>>8589809
>>8589818
Actually I haven't been drunk in 6 months.
^
You
>>8589828
It's time
>>8589829
うううううぃぃぃぃぃぃぃふふふふふふふふふふふぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇぇ!!!!!!!
Raise a hand if you dislike aikawa's thirst
>>8589812
You, not worth it?
Oh no no, I'm sure you'll find a really cute girlfriend some day! Don't give up!
>>8589848
Hi Ringabel
>>8589848
>Raises hand
It can be troublesome sometimes.
>>8589829
>stares back at the hidding girl.
Are you just going to hide?
>>8589814
...
What?
>>8589837
Don't tempt me...
>>8589848
Alot.
>>8589848
*raises hand*
At first I defended him because he made all those hosting tools, but the dude went from cool to annoying cunt pretty quickly.
>>8589867
Fine, hang out with the lame kids then
>>8589868
tsun
Ay lads, for performance, how much better is win 10 compared to win7?
>>8589875
Fuck you.
>>8589849
Doubt it, not here at least.
>>8589872
I wonder if he has any other avas. If he does, is he just as annoying on them.
>>8589868
>kissu
Love you nana.
>>8589859
W... W-W-Waifu.
>>8589872
This post is fabricated
>>8589881
Me?
>>8589888
>beats the shit out of
>>8589894
Yes, you, idiot!
>>8589883
Why not? Look around you, there are many girls that are almost as cute as me!
If not here, where else?
>>8589879
Win10
>>8589879
Slightly less shit. I still prefer XP.
>>8589899
Nana.
>>8589879
Just stick with Windows 7
>>8589905
What the hell do you want?
>>8589892
Waifu? I'm not understanding you.
>>8589900
I'm not seeing the same thing you are, no one here is as cute as you, whatever that says.
>>8589913
Nana is like "Nah" as in no.
>>8589923
It means Seven, you idiot.
>>8589918
>>8589923
You're thinking of nada.
>>8589936
Nana.
>>8589930
Is that your age?
>>8589918
アアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアアア!!
うぃふぇ! うぃふぇ!
>>8589942
I'm pretty sure I'm older than you!
>>8589931
Do it and you lose a finger, or all of them.
>>8589952
I...I'm sorry, I don't know what I did to upset you.
>>8589952
>uifue
Any tips for hosting on mobile?
>>8589918
H-hm! Of course not, I am that cute after all!
But look, that girl in the green shirt and the one in the school uniform come pretty close!
>she nudges her side
Your chance!
>>8589974
Don't.
>>8589957
I'm pretty sure I'm like 7 times older than you. You're like a baby
>>8589979
>>8589957
What one? I see two.
>>8589974
There is not much to it besides the added menial labor.
>>8589989
...
>kicks his groin
Shut up.
>>8589997
>grabs leg
>just hurts his fingers
Ahhhhhhhh!
>>8589990
You must be seeing doubl-
>she looks over and rubs her eyes
Hey, you're right! They're twins! Twice the chance, it really is your lucky day today.
>>8589879
negative numbers of better
meaning it's worse
dont upgrade
i made that mistake once
>>8590018
Oi! get your hands off of my foot!
>>8589990
>>8590025
AN: The fuck are you too looking at.
GN: They could just be looking around you know.
AN: Well I don't fucking like it.
>>8589959
>Kissu
>>8589959
R-R-R... Rosetta Stone.
>>8590039
Is that your weakness??
>quickly grabs her foot and tickles
>>8590056
HEY! HEY!
>uses the other leg to kick the trap
>falls down due to not having a standing leg
Fucking damn it.
>>8590076
>grabs the other leg too after she falls and keeps her hanging upside down
Hehehe, what now? Maybe if you apologize a lot, I'll let you go.
>>8590025
Hardly. They're not that cute, and they have potty mouths, that's the opposite of cute.
>>8590041
I'm getting mixed signals from you here.
Am I your waifu? Is that what you're saying?
>>8590039
Sorry, it's just that my friend thinks you're cute and wants your number.
>>8590091
Never!
>>8590093
GN: Huh?
AN: The hell?
GN: We don't have phones.
AN: THE HELL WOULD WE WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP?!
GN: ignore my "sister" she gets flustered easily
AN: SHUT UP!
>>8590093
>Wildly nods head
>>8590103
Never? Well then... hang in there
>>8590117
I will!
>>8590103
Good, I'll take 1 "AN" please.
>>8590106
Do you plan on treating me like a tre waifu? I'm not like your usual 2D broads.
>>8590093
I know, that's why I never swear. But other than that they do look cute, maybe you can train them not to be such potty mouths. I'm sure that would also help your bonding! Or do you already give up?
>>8590127
You shouldn't bring a skirt to a leg fight.
>>8590148
>Nods head more
うぃふぇ。。。!
>>8590148
Fuck off! I'm not interested in you, neither is Nanasama! maybe Nanachi and Nanapon because both of them are whores and idiots!
>>8590178
What are you ta- oh you better fucking not be looking at my... You fucking know what I'm talkng about!
If this is the competition, I've got a free win for the Black Hawks.
>>8590200
At your... apologies?
>>8590207
Fine fine! I apologize!
>>8590220
Eh, it's not like I haven't seen them a...
>trips and falls next to her
>>8590160
That seems like a lot of effort, too much effort. I'd rather someone that I can settle down with, someone substantially less annoying.
>>8590194
Good. Now begone, you're seriously starting to weird me out.
>>8590200
Please don't be like that, I just wanted to get to know you.
But if you insist, could you direct me torwards Nanachi or Nanapon?
>>8590247
>Kissus
>Uses super ninja powers to teleport away
>>8590238
>stands up and walks away from the wierdo
Fucking piece of shit
>>8590247
AN:The fuck do you care?
GN: Well I can get Nanachi.
AN: and how the fuck are you gonna do that?
GN: well I'm not the one who's gonna say it, listen Madam, say "We are giving free cotton candy" loudly, and she'll come, we are off.
>they both walk away
>>8590265
At least she didn't hit me.
>>8590272
>>8590273
>>8590275
>>8590247
I get it, you're looking for someone like my producer! But he's a man, so I don't think it will work out for you!
>>8590279
Dubs
>>8590265
How boring. I hope they come back, Nanachi sounds promising.
>>8590287
>off by one
>>8590287
Son I am disappoint
>>8590283
Producer? I'm in high school, that's probably illegal.
>>8590295
Okay.
Now what?
>>8590307
She said 'say "We are giving free cotton candy" loudly, and she'll come'
>>8590314
I heard that part, and you're seriously insane if you think I'm going to do that.
The call that saved HG.
>>8590300
I-Illegal? Forget I said it!
>she mumbles
distraction...
WE ARE GIVING FREE COTTON CANDY
how old is Hoshi irl?
>>8590348
holy shit
N E W
G A M E
W H E N
>>8590383
An hour.
>the door suddenly opens and a man enters the room
Heyooo!
>>8590337
Doesn't look like it worked.
>gives a smug glare
Guess it's just you and me now.
Faction Game drama faggotry is the best.
>>8590412
>she avoids her glare
You... me...
and this guy. >>8590401
>>8590431
Heyooo
GEE
IT SURE IS B O R I N G AROUND HERE
>>8590412
Who is this character
>>8590472
My boy, this peace is what all true oldfags strive for!
>bursts through the door
Am I too late for the delicious free candy?!
>>8590431
>>8590442
Way to leave him hanging.
>>8590473
>Misuzu Gundou from tomo-Chan wa onna ko
>>8590485
I just wonder what TND is up to
>>8590509
Heyooo!
>>8590514
Heyooo...
>>8590509
She's right over here >>8590514
>>8590442
Hellooo
>she awkwardly waves back
>>8590514
I was waiting for you to notice him!
>>8590521
HEYOOOO!
>>8590523
Who's right over here? little ol' me? or does that lady have the candy?
>>8590523
>>8590532
Heyooo!
>club penguin has shut down
F
>>8590519
Your majesty, TND and his minions has seized the thread of ERP
>>8590538
You're like a week late my dude.
>>8590533
Heyoooo!
>>8590538
A week late but still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgH8io2rpa0
>>8590545
i dont care
it's still sad news
>>8590521
Please don't mind my friend, she can be quite rude to strangers.
>>8590523
What are you doing? Stop doing what you're doing right now.
>>8590538
>Have you been living under an actual igloo?
>>8590544
Hmm...
But how can we help?
>>8590551
Heyooo.
>>8590557
Heyooo...
>tfw no game
>>8590577
>
>>8590557
>leans close to the lady, looking at her with innocent happy eyes
Hello! do you have the candy?!
>>8590576
Heyoo!
>>8590573
It is written, "only junko can defeat TND".
>>8590577
Heyooo!
>>8590584
Heyooo.
>>8590532
She has the candy, just befriend her!
>>8590533
Heyooo...?
>>8590557
>she stops moving, giving her a confused look
>>8590593
Heyooo?
>>8590591
Heyooooo.
>>8590593
Oh that's nice! I love making friends!
>>8590585
Great! I'll grab my shitposts!
>>8590599
Heyooooo...
>>8590601
There is no time! Your autism is enough!
>>8590604
Hey... are you feeling down buddy? give me a high-five!
>rises her hand up near the man
>>8590617
>Steve high-five's your hand
Heyooo
>>8590612
How about a kiss? For good luck!
>>8590624
Heyoo! Nice one!
>>8590584
>Is clearly trying to hide her disgusted look
Please...get ba--no. I don't have any candy for you. Now go away.
>>8590593
I hate you so much. I'll make you regret this.
>>8590629
YOU'RE FUCKING UP THE DIALOG
>>8590596
Heyo... Can you talk?
>>8590599
She only gives candy to her friends, but I heard she likes... bodily contact.
>>8590636
What, you don't like her? Come on, she's cute!
>>8590629
You've got to bee kidding
>>8590630
Heyooo!
>>8590641
>Steve shakes his head up and down
Heyooo.
>>8590641
>starts pushing you out of the fucking thread
Okay okay, that's enough out of you
>>8590636
Awww, what's wrong, don't feel good?
>wraps her arms around the lady and gives her a big hug
a big hug fixes everything!
>>8590641
Bodily contact? She likes patty-cake!? I love patty-cake!
>>8590659
Hey! Yoo!
>>8590665
Heyooo
>>8590645
squadala! we're off!
>>8590662
H-hey! Where are you taking me?
>>8590659
Great!
Wait, I mean other than that word!
>>8590665
Patty-cake? What even is that? I meant like handshakes and hugs.
>>8590673
Heya!
>>8590681
Oh that's okay too! I love giving those to people too!
>>8590681
>Steve shakes his head left to right
Heyooo...
>reappears
>audible confusion
?????
>>8590731
Heyooo!
The last thing you've listened is now your『STAND』name.
>>8590731
Nice hands!
>high-fives the head-hand one
>>8590751
『BUSHES OF LOVE』
>>8590751
>fuck
https://youtu.be/pPGa6vzfvqk
>>8590751
『THE TREES』
>>8590744
"Hey-o"?
>>8590752
!!!
>she smiles at the high-five
>and then blinks
....
??????
>she's now touching the head-hand in confusion and surprise
!?
>>8590751
Click Click Boom
>>8590751
『RING OF FIRE』
>>8590780
Heyooo!
>>8590780
Is something wrong?!
>>8590751
『HAPPY PARTY TRAIN』
>>8590665
>her aura becomes uncomfortable and slightly dangerous
Stop this right now, let go of me you monster.
>>8590792
...!
>she seems astonished she has a fifth hand and is holding her own hand
>>8590790
??? Hey...o?
>tilts head in confusion
>>8590813
>oops hehe xd
>>8590751
『GUERRILLA WARFARE』