RWBY/RT Trash General #379: Pink Grapefruit edition
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Anonymous 04/05/17(Wed)00:45:37 No.8566310▶>>8566330
Full homo for Jaune.
The actual first rule of the thread.
>>8583021
>Anonymous 04/05/17(Wed)00:45:37 No.8566310▶>>8566330 →
>Full homo for Jaune.
>>8583021
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> Anonymous 04/05/17(Wed)00:45:37 No.8566310▶>>8566330(Cross-thread)
>Full homo for Jaune.
Dumb meme
So what do you think RT's cringy Trump-insert character going to be like?
>>8583180
It's Jacques but shittier at business.
I want to sniff Neo's feet
So when are we going to see Blake's penis?
>>8583176
...I don't know how that got there. I guess I wasn't paying enough attention to the bottom, I assumed it was just more links relevant to the general.
All I did was make the Copy/Paste and make the necessary changes from the previous.
Weird
>>8583268
I wanna bury my face in Hazels armpits
I want to steal Blake's trench coat and sell it on Edust.
Why is Weiss so shit?
>>8583684
She's been on a decline since the end of V1
I AM GOING TO FORCE RUBY TO EAT A WHOLE CHAIR
>>8583858
why
>>8583858
how
>>8583268
imagining yang saying this makes me wish hiwo drew neo barefoot in this image
>>8583344
Just before Sun's vagina.
>>8583858
Where
Why is she so perfect?
>>8585267
because she's never going to show up again in canon
>>8583858
>>8585334
I thought RT said she'd return though.
>>8585756
They lied.
>>8583226
Jacques is better at business that Trump.
>>8586107
Hence
>but shittier at business
I am gonna MARRY Cinder!
>>8587025
Are you Misa?
End Game
>>8587767
hot
>>8587025
Misa show us your tits
cinder fall shall surpass them all
>>8588258
Of course she will she is the best
>>8588292
I want to cuddle with Cinder
>>8588303
I want to be cinders footstool
Reminder
Weiss > Ruby > Yang > trash > Blacke
>>8588421
Thankfully, we have our own expert on The Zone. Nothing's gonna get past her!
>>8588543
Maybe in V1.
they're all pretty shit now.
>>8588554
>one off
>>8588554
Why does Cinder seem to attract the most fanatical fans?
> Emerald
> Misa
> Multiple RWBYg posters that worship her
>>8588650
I mean, Bacon is pretty good
>>8588701
Did everyone in Atlas Academy sign-up just to be closer to Ironwood?
I am not going to lie, I want Lisa to get a fight scene. Perhaps she can battle a White Fang lieutenant with a weaponised microphone, in order to get an interview out of him?
>>8589108
How about no
I-I'll prove to you that I'm s-straight...
Check em!
>>8589597
Useless lesbian
>>8589597
Does may have long hair and a cute uniform
>>8587135
>>8588650
>Cinder fans
>Neo fans
>Adam fans
Gee, I wonder what they have in common that attracts the crazies?
>>8589697
Close, it's the feet. And murderous tendencies.
>>8589707
Weiss wears heels and is a nice rich clean girl so her feet are best.
>>8589785
Good choice, although sometimes dirty feet can be appealing.
>I don't have any Weiss feet pics
I've never been disappointed by lack of feet
>>8589804
>I don't have any Weiss feet pics
Such perfection cannot be translated on canvas by such simple minded peasants as us mortals.
Have you paid tribute to your Goddess today, /trash/?
>>8589833
What, like cum tributes?
>>8589833
Well yes, I have masturbated to Cinder today.
>>8589833
>Ozpin broke up with this top-tier MILF
>>8590122
I said your goddess, not your fifty cent whore.
>>8590301
Cinder is a 50 lien whore, thank you.
>>8590301
Cinder is far superior to that old witch. It is only a matter of time before Salem is cast aside.
>>8590343
>Cinder
>superior
She got rekt by a 15 years old girl
>>8590358
Who had the element of surprise, and happened to have the ONE power that's strong against maidens.
No, Cinder is indeed the strongest. Now that she knows Ruby is a danger she is practically invincible.
>>8590391
>>8590343
Emerald, pls.
>>8589804
I have it and I won't share with you
Weiss is mine
>>8590615
GIVE ME THE WEISS FEET
GIVE THEM NOW
>>8590495
So is this Grimm Glynda
How should we name this ship ?
>>8590836
Crack
>>8590836
Cat and the Rat
>>8590836
Black-o'-lantern
>>8590836
We should name it carefully.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYaJL2cTP9Y
>>8590836
Cat Burglar
>>8590943
Is Barb the most overrated RT employee?
>>8590963
Yes
>>8590705
>>8590963
one of her vlogs was a stretch goal on it's own, so yes
>>8590983
>A vlog
>From fucking Barb
What the fuck does she have of interest to say?
Fucking Yssa would be a better choice.
>>8590998
If it was a topless vlog, it would be of interest.
>>8590836
I've seen it called Sephora
WHERES
THE
MUSIC
JEFF
>>8591099
The music is the friends we made along the way
what if yang was a shitty soundcloud rapper
>>8591133
That's gay, even for /rwbyg/
>>8591011
>If it was a topless vlog, it would be of interest.
In the internet age of thousands of hot girls getting naked for that easy cash you still have interest in seeing Barbara?
>>8591158
What if RWBY and JNPR made high quality rips
>>8591183
Yeah.
Barb is hotter than the hoi poloi chaff.
>>8590963
Very much so
>>8590963
Soundtrack when?
>>8591940
When you least expect it
Arkos is here, best ship!
>>8591986
>>8592052
Oh know, they found us, lets book it Jaune!
>>8592111
>hooking his hood with an edge facing upwards
wtf
>>8592111
Is Jaune dead in that picture? He looks pretty lifeless.
>>8592122
His aura will take the hit, plus Pyrrha would never hurt her beloved Jaune. Only punish him when his eyes wonder.
Who will Jaune actually end up with, bros?
>>8592190
>>8592190
Ruby
>>8592190
Nobody, he'll die honorably in some battle against Salem and be remembered as a hero.
>>8592111
>>8592122
>HEY PYRRHA WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS-
>>8592265
this is happening
>>8592340
>>8592348
Get this gay shit out of here, men cant have babies with other men!
>>8592367
Atlas technology can change that.
>>8592367
Even in Grimm Form they will have the cutest babehs.
So why didn't Jaune go to combat school again?
>>8592393
>>8592190
With these two
>>8592402
>Jaune gets both shotas
>>8592398
No idea, we dont know much about Jaunes past
>>8592398
Maybe he got some sort of amnesia
RWBYg, would you be able to get Jaune to notice you if you were Pyrrha?
>>8592482
You know, thinking about it, what are they going to do with Pyrrha in Chibi?
They can only really use her in skits between Vols 1-3. She's only going to get more irrelevant as time goes on, until they finally cut the character.
>>8592597
Pyrrha pining after Jaune, Jaune ignoring her. That's it
RT doesn't care how old it gets, it'll print money because shipping
>>8592566
Heh heh heh, you got it.
Arkos was never about showing Jaune as he really is. Arkos is about making Jaune whatever we want so we can self-insert into him.
>>8592398
Because his backstory is badly written.
Honestly Jaune should have been in combat school since he was a youngun. It's not like he doesn't have the balls for it.
I really do hope they pull some bullshit about his dad being just a filthy liar or he's got fake memories or some bullshit.
>>8592625
Pyrrha Nikos, for you sins you will suffer by always being within reach of the D'arc, but never being able to get any. Mwhahahaha!
>>8592670
>>8592670
>in the afterlife, Pyrrha is eternally cucked via Chibi
>in RWBY, she's either fucking dead or Grimm!Pyrrha happens
>either way cucked
>>8592668
It's part of his "designated everyman" status. He's more relatable as a newcomer.
You've been tasked with writing a Tyrian sketch for Chibi, if you fail to create one Tyrian dies offscreen and never appears on Chibi. What do you do /RWBYg/?
>>8592793
>if you fail to create one Tyrian dies offscreen and never appears on Chibi.
>What would I do
Absolutely nothing.
>>8592793
Do nothing. Villainous scum deserve to die alone and forgotten.
>>8592793
>Watts installed some new lights to the meeting room to make things more evil looking
>goes to try them out
>turns them on
>Tyrian glows bright blue
>>8592793
I would probably start crying. I can't write a Chibi sketch but I don't want Tyrian to die offscreen.
>>8592826
God I wanted to fuck her so bad
>>8592826
>>8592833
You are so darksided
>>8592735
That's only a meta justification though.
>>8592793
Tyrian's exiting a bullhead but the door shuts on his ponytail; it flies away dragging Tyrian behind while he giggles through choking
>>8592833
Ruby please.
>>8592793
Use a scenario I remember someone else wrote a while ago
>Salem is bored
>brings out laser pointer
>clicks it in front of Tyrian
>starts chasing it around the room, trying to stab it with his stinger
>Cinder walks in looking normal and sits at the table to read
>Watts comes in and starts talking to Salem
>Salem doesnt look where she's pointing the laser
>directly on the side of Cinders face
>Tyrian slowly creeps up and stares at the dot
>stinger slowly raises up behind him
>Shot of RNJR traveling in the woods
>Cinders pained scream in the distance
>>8590981
>Filthy peasant feet for contrast
>That thigh
>That hidden upskirt
>You'll never fight in the atlas tundra.
>>8593205
Thank god for that
>>8592566
that is why arkos is so shit
>>8592793
One where he dies and stays dead and Salem mocks him
>>8592566
The first one is clearly a Breath of the Wild styled piece, and the second seems to take place prior to Pyrrha building him up.
>>8593293
pls no bully
>>8593401
Why shouldnt we bully a failure?
>>8593428
scorp is for loving support, he will make everything right again in V5
>>8592703
>No red eyes
>No black sclerae
>>8593486
rwby has a likeable cast of characters that appeal to many people
>>8593282
>>8593489
Stylistic choice anon. Grimm Pyrrha comes in many flavors.
>>8593759
>>8593797
Thank you for reminding me that I haven't fapped to Ciel in a while.
>>8593801
>>8593892
Will he be a recurring character every time someone needs to travel by ship? I'm glad they gave him another appearance in the finale.
>>8593910
Why is she so perfect?
>>8593939
because the fandom ignores canon
>>8593797
This artist sucks
>>8593965
canon:
intelligent
beautiful
strong yet graceful
clean
well dressed like a lady
superior aryan genes
>>8594024
>intelligent
lost their place as heiress to SDC
>beautiful
opinion
>strong yet graceful
fell on her ass and summoned a boar
>clean
really setting the standards arent you
>well dressed like a lady
you mean just wearing a dress because that's not uncommon
>superior aryan genes
then why is she such a retard
>>8591025
I don't get it
>>8594017
I like their Jaune stuff, even if it suffers from same-face, not like that's uncommon around here
>>8594076
She's just having a bad time during vol 4 but she'll get better you'll see our perfect snow angel will return
>>8594096
Sephora is the name of a makeup company, I believe it was named that early on when it was notable how Blake wore dark eye shadow and Roman had long lower eyelashes implying mascara
pretty sure that's how the name happened anyway
>>8594118
Hang in there dude, she's still pretty though
>>8594118
She's been shit since the end of volume 1
>>8593797
>Pussy on the front
So I've been away for a two weeks... did I miss anything?
>>8594180
an annoyingly common porn artist mistake, really people need to look up references or tutorials on that shit
>>8594191
Jesus fucking christ their faces
>>8594191
No, not really, except for a drawfriend who drew some pretty good porn of their OC, Maya
>>8594205
k
>>8594241
Is she from the other general? Is there more art of her?
>>8593706
>>8594285
She has an original design that I didn't save, but this is her alt outfit that Anon made
>>8594309
>>8594285
I feel like this Ruby Rose would slice my throat if I didn't cum inside
>>8594334
she got them crazy eyes
>>8593965
maybe the fandom knows canon perfectly well but you just don't accept it?
>>8594309
I want to see more of her. Who's the artist btw? There was someone with an awful similar artist style back on /co/
>>8594405
Is that the lie you tell yourself to keep from accepting how shit your waifu is now?
>>8594309
Did Dryden draw this?
Would you ?
>>8594530
I'm not Cinder enough for her
>>8594456
yeah
plz someone finish
>>8594530
No. Misa is for Cinder.
>>8594530
Yes. Multiple times, in any position.
what if ruby liked to sneak up on you and lick you on the neck
How genderbent Cinder would look like ?
>>8594570
Then I would enjoy it.
>>8594530
Don't be so crass, anon. Her lover is right there in the picture with her.
>>8594530
Yeah I'd tap her
>>8594603
Well It can always be a threesome
Is Pyrrha's power strictly magnetism, or can she manipulate non-magnetic metals as well?
>>8594530
Are Asians actually ayys?
>>8594933
Who knows?
The fact that she was able to manipulate soda cans (typically made of aluminium, which is non-magnetic) implies that she can, but it was never really elaborated.
>>8595045
That was more like M&K not knowing how magnetism work. A lot of people think magnets work on ALL metals.
>>8595252
But ain't they s'posed to be some kinda college educated boys?
>>8592150
But she can and would hurt him, and in fact she already did hurt him
>>8593486
Anon, he's a villain, things will only get worse for him along the road, just like for every villain
>>8595045
>S2E1
>>8593205
Why would anyone want that?
>>8595552
The key is quirky but not too quirky. Also involving a few fetishes never hurt anyone.
>>8593205
I'd rather fight in the Vacuo desert
>>8595924
>not wanting to fight in the comfy snow covered plains
>>8596113
inshallah !! my brother
>>8596113
Gotta watch out for those Grimm Camel Spiders do
How would she fare in remnant?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkKKtC16C-U
>>8596466
is someone forcing her to eat eggs
>>8596403
Spider Grimm when?
>>8596508
I was hoping we'd see some Menagerie grimm
>>8596486
How would Michael Jackson fare on Remnant ?
What would be his semblance ?
>>8596624
Grimm are almost always compelled to dance with him.
>>8596558
*thousands of chittering noises intensifies*
>>8596716
I bet they live on some desert
Fuck, I'm not ready for WW3 yet. I haven't even bought my meme water filters from InfoWars yet.
I thought Drumpf was against the Syrian war and wanted to build a wall, not a pipeline.
>>8597305
keep it in /pol/
>>8597305
>after months of calling the left cucks, he gets cucked himself
Oh the irony.
Now fuck off to /pol/
>>8597305
>>8597305
Get rekt you western devil Muslims and jews will cuck you all
>Finally see someone in public wearing a RWBY shirt
>>8597539
Why is Ruby such a bully?
>>8597688
Jaune is easy to bully
checkem
>>8597780
No
>>8597780
You can check my ass
>>8597802
May is so cool. She doesn't even need to dubs to be the darling of RWBYg!
>>8597780
>>8597780
Nah, nah
>>8597833
Why is this man selling such delicious looking fruit in that zone?
[spoiler]And where's the hidden Weiss[/spoiler]
>>8597854
>the hidden Weiss was inside us all along
Who drew this? I know it was a namefag here
>>8597963
I didn't but do I like Weiss's choice of hat attire.
>>8598031
>Winter masking the fact that she's more gay than Weiss
>>8598664
Well dressing up as a gay person certainly won't help with that.
>>8597963
Reasonably sure it was Dryden.
>>8597305
How ya feeling now?
>>8597305
that nigga hit Syria with tomahawk missles, you think Chair Force ROTC will accept me either way?
>>8594309
Is the artist in out there. I've a pretty interesting request for your OC.
>>8595552
Yeah pretty much.
It's what they often get porn made of them fairly fast.
>>8600095
>Don't fuck Jaune. It's degenerate.
Did you hold hands and have a nice conversation with your faunus girlfriend today?
>>8600384
This delusion of yours is starting to worry people anon.
>>8600384
>faunus boyfriend*
>>8595552
>if the key to a likable OC is tits
This is pretty much it.
And honestly I would argue that it has more to do with the lack of skill character design wise people in the RWBY fandom have than a rule of thumb.
When you can't design something of a solid foundation, slapping a pair of tits on it will help greatly.
>>8600194
>Implying Whitley receiving the pure Aryan seed is degenerate.
>>8595552
It worked for Yang
>>8600521
What did Blake mean by that expression?
>>8600545
>>8600521
Smug
>>8599412
Around 50 to be exact.
>>8599296
Comfy, playing some World of tanks.
>>8597327
Never, because we should endure this nightmare together.
>>8597349
Good thing I didn't vote Trump though I was almost tempted for the meme's alone.
As though our options were any good anyway.
Goldman Sachs shill, George Soros shill, or the Socialist Cuck.
>>8600507
Atlas technology would allow them to have beautiful children
>>8599779
Leave me your request. I'll look at it later.
Going back to sleep.
>>8601093
Your OC pregnant with a ring in her finger.
>>8601129
>in her finger.
>in
>>8601191
typo
>>8601129
K.
I thought you were going to ask for something degenerate, but this is quite fitting for her.
>>8600944
cute what would her name be
>>8601680
I'm bad at names.
>>8601413
>inb4 Dry draws the father in the picture too thus ruining anon's chance at pretending like the baby is his
oh boy, do I love me some Blake!
>>8601947
Acacia is nice, Mimosa makes me think of the drink though
Also thought of Peony and Camellia (both come in light yellow)
>>8602262
I miss when her hair was darker, I hate the new shading
>>8602262
What happened to her mouth? wtf
>>8602835
cat mouth
:3
looks bad on the new models
What would it be like working as a servant for RWBY?
>>8603415
dumb ruby poster
>>8603415
Probably, cookie making, back rubs, grocery runs, the works as far as servants go
>>8603415
working for mostly weiss probably seeing as she's the only one who has actual experience with a servant, making cookies for Ruby too from time to time
Sugar you have shit taste
>>8603874
who's Sugar? Is she a pyrrhafag?
>>8603897
Nah, Gelato and Rosewick
>>8603918
Gelato and Rosewick are top tier
>>8603770
I want to be a servant to Weiss and let he step on me like a dog
>>8604048
Incredible
>>8604048
Rosewick is shit but thats pretty adorable
Cosplay marriage proposals are always interesting
New thread when
Not it
>>8604133
I'm working on one, but it's challenging to come up with a good edition with a funny rule 3.
I should have something soon.
>>8604156
something meme cat something pol something fart
don't seem that hard