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>>8566225
me

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>>8565886
Yeah. They aren't that bad.
>Cute birb thoughts
>Massage drifts to lower body, equally vigorous, in a non-lewd lewd manner
>Gotta give equal attention, after all
I feel better now. That's good, right?

>>8566225
ded fox

>>8566225
inb4 they gm the nuzlocks away

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>>8566225
well tyrantrum are pretty cool
maybe i should raise a tyrunt

>>8566287
You should, even if they are difficult to take care of. In the end you'll have a great friend.

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>>8566168
Yep.
>Roll to get ahead.
>Really dubs needed at this point.
>>8566225
Rampardos is cool.

>>8566225
Bones.

>>8566241
>[Very Squeaky Birdo Hugging at Incredible Hihg Rubbing]
Dio, glad to hear it.

>>8566285
(Nah, it's cool OOC. IC it might cause a few problems tho)

>>8566324
bullshit everyone is whining about killig dia and pearl

(I have a feeling, a bad one. Please everyone stay safe tomorrow, don't do anything dangerous please. Don't be turts. )

>>8566334
(...Uh, no. We're not.)

>>8566349
fug u chuckles

>>8566347
(That's ominous as fuck)

>>8566347
(so i shouldn't play with my gun then?)

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>>8566314
Aw come on, what are you gonna choose if you win?
>Run backwards, roll to not fall over
>>8566225
Staraptor!

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>Crack open another soda.
>Sip.
>Get to training.
>That cata-listing is still up.

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>>8566225
Is rock birb friend a dinosar?
Is that why he cheat in fight and throw rock?

[ also can we not is callout game in thred pls this a happy plac. ]

>>8566360
(stfu)

>>8566395
(Bork please.)

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>>8566312
okay i'll go look around,
but where can i find one?
at least the fossil of one, or someone who is bredding them
>>8566395
(play with your "gun" anon)

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>>8566422
(Oops I thought Pearl fucked off.)
>Dubs I guess Dia is already there.
>>8566419
...
Are you okay?

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>>8566225
...Do haxorus count as dinosaurs?
If so, me. If not, the lileep line are nice.
..Assuming fossil pokemon in general count as dinosaurs.

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>>8566317
>Sigh happily
...
You don't mind the, uh, massage, right?
I sort of do it subconsciously.

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>>8566347
(Don't be Turts... so l should stop worrying over the guy I like all the time?)

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>>8566486
No! I's mean. Nah. Issalright. Not a problem. Sentirsi bene, I's appriciate it. Annythin' I's can do to repay you's?

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>>8566422
>Watch listing
>Think it
>Think it a lot
>"Does the radio station really need to become a sanctuary as well?"

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>>8566543
>John: walk in, birb on shoulder.
You've got that look, Seb.
Something on your mind?

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>>8566461
(nah, im still here. hopefully diamond and pearl donf get nothing personneled or reported to the police by randos)
... ouch. Looks like your slowpoke ass is gonna beat me.
>He chuckles from the ground

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>>8566541
Uh...
Try one on me, I guess?
That is, if you are comfortable with it.
I'm still a little stiff and stuff, so it would help.

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>>8566620
>got no hands
>feet are covered in razors
>lobster is covered in chitin
>...Uh. Attempt to rub that lobster with your doom claws I guess
>rolls don't fail me now
...There is no way this could end badly

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>>8566585
(If they do I can probably whine to Palkia to save us somehow. Or... Giratina. Satan deal for eternal life.)
>Sigh.
>Go help him off the ground.
C'mon, let's get some training in.

>>8566687
FAKKIN JAAAAY

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>>8566583
>The listing depicts a recently rescued Fennekin
The look of someone trying not to do something impulsive, yes.

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>>8566424
Um, no.
Not a dino, not a dino.
Still a bird.
>>8566225
I dunno. I wanna meet one.

>>8566585
(Consensus seems to be that randos won't nothing personnel you, but people will react accordingly IC if it happens in a Gym or other public setting. )

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>>8566461
>>8566585
>A pachirisu blinks at the two trainers who just came up near his tree.
>...He doesn't go to investigate, yet. He's fine with simply watching them from up here, while nibbling one of the last acorns from his winter stash.

>No, I have no idea if they're not on Route 12 or not. But even if they aren't, there's nothing really keeping wild Pokemon in their routes.

>>8566687
>The Pachi blinks.
>...Training...?

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>>8566685
>Carapace gets scratched a little
...
Uh...little more gentle?

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>>8566777
>777
>Man I feel bad doing this to a sick lobster
>Oh well jobs gotta be done
>Payday: applied like a nice coat of garlic butter
>At high velocities

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>>8566777
Oh fak s-sorry

>>8566777
MAH BOI I'LL BUST YOUS KNEES YA FAKKIN CAGNA
>the meowth has already vanished
>he's yelling at a sink
>...Fuck you, sink.

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>>8566687
("Hey Palkia can you butt trick the attacker?")
(sell the souls of the dead to Gigi)
>Accept the help
Hey, you won. You get to choose a prize.
>>8566725
(yeah, I was kinda assuming characters would. it wouldn't really make for interesting plot if Pearl could just go shoot things Willy nilly without consequences. Ill probably make a point of having him properly cover his tracks after this, im still not sure.)
>>8566737
(i dont want Pearl to end up potentially shooting a player character unless the roleplayer is 100% okay with it. is pachirisu just gonna tag along or what?)

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>>8566737
(Just gonna say. Is this a player pokemon you're fine with getting nothing personneled or are you going to want me to save them? If this is even for Dia/Pearl to catch.)
>>8566849
(It's genius.)
Uhh... A... Movie? We go see a movie after we train?

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>>8566820
>Coins clatter in tub after impacting lobster
Ow...
>Groans, and rubs the spot

>>8566841
Just...A little more gentle.

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>>8566719
>Meanwhile, someone else has their eyes on the same listing.
"Mommy mommy I found a Pokemon can we get 'em pleeeeease!?"
"What did I tell you about going on the Internet unsupervised, Jamie? What's all this..."
>Deep Thought.
"Well... maaaybe..."
"Pleeeease?"
". . . Okay, Crayons. Yes."
"YAAAAAY!"
>Response sent: My daughter would be very interested. We live in Cherrygrove City in Johto, we can meet you most anywhere in town - I'll take the time off work if I have to.

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>>8566849
>>8566871
(Don't worry, I'm one of the few guys who's 100% okay with horrible things happening to their characters. I'm fine with it.)
>...The Pachirisu stuffs the rest of the nut he's nibbling in his cheek, and leans in closer, his ears twitching...

>...Roll to see if he stays in the tree or tumbles down.

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>>8566876
>note to self: do not maul people you are trying to woo
S-sorry. Better or worse?

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>>8566941
...
About the same...
Try the joints, maybe?

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>>8566961
>borb: can literally not stop fucking this up
>shit man, have you never done a QTE?
fffakkin- Uh, arright, let's uh.. yeah, joints. Good idea.

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>>8566871
(A+ planning)
Movie it is! Come on, let's go train!
>Into the grass
>i don't feel like writing another battle right now so maybe just
>Rolling for how many levels they gain during this level grinding montage
>Evens they grind for four levels, odds for three?
>if someone has a better way to do that let me know
>>8566922
(okay, just checking)
>yeah you're well secured in that tree

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>>8566988
>Found the sweet spot
>Lobster flavored moan
>Twitches slightly
T-that w-wor-ks...

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>>8566922
(Alright. Just want to make sure. If you change your mind before shit goes down feel free to have Pachi tell whoever has it. Can't guarantee Pearl will let it go.)
>Pachi is the tree.
>>8566883
(I almost missed this. Gimme a (You) next time, I'm a retard and not SB.)
>I can trade it over the GTS if that's easier for you?
>>8567011
(I know I'm a genius, this is why I'm lazy.)
Alright.
>I'm totally fine with that.

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>>8567027
>jjjjjackpot
>go crazy on that weird lobster pit joint g-spot
You's sure? You's look a bit twitchy?

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>>8566922
>Dubs
>Pachirisu, like his kin before him, is an agile master of the treetops.
>He swiftly and adeptly keeps himself from falling, before hopping over to a seemingly-sturdier branch...

>>8567011
>>8567043
>...Whoops, that looks like a dubsfail.
>...Assuming you're fine with this being the result of the dubsfail, some sort of attack flies up and knocks the squirrel out of the tree.
>...He lands on Diamond's head.

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>>8567069
I-I'm f-fin-e...
F-feels n-nice, is a-all...
>Twitching continues

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>>8567043
>Reply: I'm not entirely sure how the GTS works, but if someone at the PokeCenter can walk my daughter through it, then sure.

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so is there any good place where i can gat a tyrunt?
i want to raise one, i don't care about genetics or stuff like that

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>>8567043
(the genius curse. all geniuses must be lazy.)
>All Pokémon are level 14 now
Alright! To the m-
>>8567100
>I'm fine with this
Oh hell its a Pachirisu. Since when did Kalos have these?

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>>8567181
Archaeologist here. Where you at? I can hand you one for free if you want?

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>>8567181
There are several fossil Pokémon programs that will allow you to raise one, presuming you don't mind the thought of being prohibited from battling and having to write reports

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>>8567100
>Very hard Pachi landing.
...Owww...
>Get Pachi from head.
Hello...?
>>8567129
>The pokemon in question is sleeping presently and I'd rather make sure he knows that he's being traded to someone new.
>Can you please give me a brief idea of what your daughter is like? I don't really want to hand off an intelligent being so someone that's going to drool on it and pull it's tail.
>>8567186
(Pretty much.)
>Woo.
Oww... I guess I have a Pachirisu now?

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bugge

>>8567124
>I am become cuddles, destroyer of lobster
>rub and snug that shellfish
Glad to hear. You's seemed like you's could use some attention.

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>>8567186
>>8567224
>Very startled Pachi: Attempt to run off of Diamond hat, then back up a tree
>Very startled Pachi: Fail upon Diamond pulling him off hat
>Squirrel just looks from Diamond to Pearl, seemingly a bit scared, as he is held in scarfboy's hands.

>Assuming either of them can understand Pokemon
Who... who are you...?

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>>8567198
i'm in virbank city in unova
>>8567221
i'm up to it i'm not much of a battler anyway, but i will take care of it

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>>8567269
DRINK

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>>8567224
>She's a little sweetheart, very tidy except with her crayons, and she's always been gentle with Pokemon from what I've seen.
>I'm at work a lot, though. Single mother, her father was never in the picture. Sometimes I wonder if he even knows she exists.

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>>8567224
>>8567288
Hey... how are we counting this? As next route's Pokémon?

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>>8567299
Can be over there in a bit.
I can hand you one. You're just going to need to be able to send in weekly reports and work with some dietary supplements for the first few weeks.
That possible?

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>>8567269
>>8567301
I d-don't know if I've ever g-gotten one if these...
>Lobster moans and twitches
It's g-great, t-though...

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>>8567288
I'm Diamond.
Uh... You wanna join my team?
>>8567303
>Alright! That sounds fine, miss.
>Uh, you're talking to the Champ of Sinnoh so like, if you ever need some rent money I'm willing to help out?
>Sorry if that's weird.
>>8567307
I guess so...?

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>>8567351
>>8567307
>...Neither one of these humans seem to have done anything to hurt him yet... and either way, they seem to understand him.

>...Eh, they seem all right.
>Pachi calms down, and nods.

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>>8567351
>Oh, my goodness!
>I had no idea. I appreciate the offer, but we're caught up on bills for once. I pulled some overtime and didn't get chewed on for it.
>We'll be over at the Pokecenter tomorrow, hopefully.
>Thank you so much,

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>>8567330
>[Internal Evil Laughing]
>The lobster will be miiiiine!
>Still platonic tho.
Jus' happy to help dolce, You's sure I'm okay? I's can move somewhere else if you's want.

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>>8567351
>>8567374
Well, that's cleared up, so let's go! The movies aren't gonna wait, Diamond!
>Grab his hand and take off

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>>8567324
sounds good you give me the details of it, and i'll look for the necessary supplement
and i could even donate some of my money to your program
every since i was a kid i wanted to raise one, i'll take the best care possible

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>>8567374
>He smiles.
Uh, I won't ball you if you don't wanna.
>He puts the Pachi on his shoulder.
How's this?
>>8567383
>No problem. I didn't list that to avoid it getting snatched up by creeps.
>If you ever need anything, like, I'm here. I know some people who can help too.
>I'll shut up, though. I'll see you tomorrow then! Take care.
>>8567408
>Grabbed and dragged.
Uh, well, okay.

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>>8567324
I've got an update or the Archen I've been taking care of, if you're up for it.
By the way, thank you again. He's a great little guy.

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>>8567446
>Pachi gets comfy on Diamond's shoulder (blinking in confusion when he mentions a Pokeball), then holds on for dear life as his perch is dragged off to outside the forest!

>...Eh. He got dubs on holding onto a treebranch, a shoulder shouldn't be too different. Unless I randomly get dubsfail here.

>Instead of, you know. A fourth dubs for my sixth post as Pachi. I swear, if that does happen Pachi is ascending to become Electric!Arceus. But only for this post.

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>>8567411
I usually hand off the first week's supplements. Not really law but most people can't afford it.
I'm in Virbank now, Look for the guy with the Cradily and Anorith.
>>8567472
Not a problem, glad you're doing well.
I'm up for it right now!

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>>8567393
Y-you are g-great...
Water is a bit cold, though.
Move to a b-bed?
It w-would be easier

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>>8567494
>No ascension
>godhood is overrated anyway
>>8567446
Come oooon Diamond! Where's this theater? What's the movie? I need the details!

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>>8567528
Doable.
>grab that shellfish
>drain that water
>take that crab to bed at misuse of Brave Bird speed
>platonically
>just platonically get in bed with him.
Better?

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>>8567494
>Rip you.
>>8567542
R-relax, dude. We're gonna go see, uh... There's a theatre showing some old movies...?
"Un Chien Andalou"?

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>>8567496
cool i'll look around for you
>stuntbro goes out and his lillupup and klefki follow him too
>the last digit is the number of posts that stuntbro takes to find the guy with a cradily and anorith

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>>8567496
Hah, Virbank? Me and John are in the area, with Ruffles.

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>>8567569
>Platonically snuggle up to bird
>Happy lobster squeak
Thanks...

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>>8567574
>>8567494
>Pachi does not become God.
>Which is good.

>He just gets comfy, his bushy tail resting along Diamond's scarf.
>...He doesn't say much, though.

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>>8567496
Virbank, huh? Well, I'll keep talking over here until we get together and talk over there.
Ruffles, you up for a stretch of the legs?

Anyway, this little guy's happy, healthy, and pretty darn bright. Bit of a troublemaker at times, though, I'll tell you about that in a bit.
>John: Go forth and find Fossildude!

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>>8567581
>Wave.
Howdy.
>>8567608
Well hell, maybe I'll come for some coffee. Where at?
>>8567635
Hahaha. Alright, that's good to hear at least.
No immune system problems or digestion problems?

>John wakes up in Agate Village.
>He has overslept massively, although at least he is sober now.
So...anyone else in Orre right now?
I came to Agate yesterday but nobody seems to be here, isn't this village supposed to have a bunch of old people living in it?

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>>8567652
Look for the radio tower, shouldn't be too hard to find.
Be aware of the odd doggos, while at that

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>>8567574
To the movies!
>Roll to not be dumb and actually find the theatre

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>>8567614
>Platonicly spoon with a lobster
>under the blankets
>candles still a-go
>nothing lewd
Ay. You's always make that sound when you're inna good mood? It's cute.

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>>8567652
Hello, a pleasure to meet you
>extends his hand for a handshake
My friends also came to meet you
>a klefki is on his shoulder happily jingling
>and a lillipup right behind him
Where do i sign in to this program
>stuntbro excitedly asks

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>>8567652
>>8567635
>Curious squawk.
Need to find a friend? I can go find them!
Stick here!
>Rockbirb: Climb up to the roof and glide around, looking for Fossilbro.

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>>8567628
>Pet the Pachi.
We're gonna see some old crappy Kalosian movies.
Ever been to a theater?
>>8567701
Yep.
>Roll to help Pearl find it, but pretend he found it so he feels smart.

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>>8567703
>Flustered lobster noise
Yeah...I don't make it that often.
But I'm usually in a good mood when I do.
...
You are pretty cute yourself...
>Snuggle tighter
>Yawn

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>>8567692
>Bwork internally at the mention of the word "doggo"
>Disregarding the fact that Anomalesia is a hyena

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>>8567692
I'll check it out after I'm done giving this guy his poke.
>>8567720
>Shake hand.
Easy enough. Tyrunt are carnivores. Which means meat meat meat.
This one was recently restored so he's still going to be a bit aggressive.
>Hand pokeball, supplement pills and clipboard.
Keep the other two, put your full name, residence, trainer ID and a contact number.
Email is optional.
>>8567722
>VERY FAST BIRB.
Hello!
>Wave to birb.

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>>8567725
>Pachi smiles at the pets, and shakes his head. He's never even been in this town (city?) before.

>...Roll to spot something that looks like a movie theater, and point it out to Diamond.
>Odds, Pachi has no idea what he'd be looking for. Evens, he's heard of the concept somewhere.

>Captcha: TELEFON Calle
>Perhaps he heard another trainer describe it while using a cellphone, or one of the many cellphone-like devices on the market in this universe

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>>8567732
You tired? Wanna get some rest?

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>>8567725
>Pearl isn't destined to feel smart
>dumb af forever
.... hey Diamond, any idea where this theater is?
>Continue holding his hand in the completely no homo fashion that best bros do

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>>8567685
That's what I get from talking to myself I guess.
Hey Centauri, can you sense anyone here?
>John's Solrock slowly turns to him.
>Yes...Pyrite...Some...Pokemon...
...Right, thanks buddy.
I guess the place got abandoned and some Pokemon started living there.
Very strange.
>John packs up some supplies and starts walking towards where Pyrite used to be.
>He is unaware of the keep at the moment.

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>>8567761
>Ruffles: squawk happily and circle
Hi! Hi!
Good to see you again!
Follow me to radio place!
>Birb: lead the way, can't screw up "get home" except on a dubsfail if that doesn't cause too much reeing

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>>8567773
>Pachi has no clue either.
>Pet anyway.
>>8567798
>RIP in pee Pearl.
Uh... Should be on the corner of this street.
>Rolling for if they're there or in the bad side of town.
>I want odds, gimme em.

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>>8567761
>signs the contract, all written
>picks the supplements and the pokeball
Every week i'll give the report, i'll decide his name home, you'll find out the name on the report
Also i'll go buy some meat for the little guy

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>>8567818
>You shall not get odds.
>Pachi looks with interest at the theatre, then sniffs a bit at the air.

>...He smells something... buttery. And salty.

>>8567798
>Due to his position on Diamond's other shoulder and attention being elsewhere, the squirrel does not see this extremely lewd action.

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>>8567817
Alrighty. Nice to see you again, bud.
>Follow the birb.
>>8567839
>Wave.
Take care! Remember that their teeth are sharp as hell! Don't fuck around!
Anything comes up call for Flynn at one of the offices!

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>>8567818
>Rust Inclined Pepperoni man no odds for you
>no gay bar today
>Unless
So... is it this building or that one...? Bah, there's not enough time for this!
>Into a building
>Evens theater odds gay strip bar

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>>8567858
You ready? This'll be cool.
>>8567881
Uh, Pearl. I don't think Siebold's Gay Bar is the right place...
>Follow him in.

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>>8567869
>Hyena sounds
>Tackle the new person
BWORK!!
Hello??
Yes??
Don't know you!!
Not Plasma!!

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>>8567869
I'll be careful
>waves good bye to the man

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>>8567894
>Happy squirrel sounds.

>>8567881
>>8567894
>...Confused squirrel sounds.

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>>8567869
Bird: lead Fossilbro to the station.
>>8567901
>Worried Squawking
Gentle! Gentle!
He's a friend! He's with me!

>Go get John to go on Odd Doggo Wrangling Duty

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>>8567894
Wait what?! That's what that said? ... damnit! Might as well get new fucking whiskey while we're here...
>Grumble grumble stupid honhons and their stupid honhon language and their stupid confusing signs
>Avert eyes - it's not gay if you don't look at the strippers
>>8567907
....
>Cover the squirrel's eyes

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>>8567817
>>8567869
>>8567901
>>8567921
>Commotion caused Isaura to poke their head out of the well crafted boxfort to see what was going on.
>Upon seeing a new individual, they'd slink back into the fort.

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>>8567901
>Pounded on by loud borking doggo.
Hello.
>Pet doggo.
>>8567921
No need to rush. I've been pounced by bigger.
>Wheeze.

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>>8567921
Hey there, Ruffles! Our friend make it-

>>8567901
Whoa, whoa! Easy, Anomalesia, don't eat the visitor, big guy!
It's alright.
>Pat odd doggo.

>>8567869
Hey there. Heck of a welcome, huh?

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>>8567971
>Sqrl: Immediately panic and pull back from Pearl, run over to Diamond's other shoulder along his scarf as if it were a branch of a tree.
>...He's even more confused now.

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>>8567907
>Cover the squirrel eyes too.
>>8567971
...Well we can get some drinks I guess.
>Sit down at the bar.
A Pepsi, please.

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>>8567921
Hello!!
Yes!!
Friend??
Is a friend???
Okay!!
>Lick him
>>8567978
Hello??
Yes??
Eat??
Why would eat??
Humans not a food??
>Lick John too
>>8567973
Hello!!!
Yes!!!
Like pets!!
>Sniff sniff sniff
>Lick

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>>8568030
>Squirrel: Just give up.
>Nest against Diamond's scarf, and pull out the still-half-eaten acorn that's been in his cheek since before he was claimed by Diamond.
>Continue nomming.

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>>8567978
Yeah. It's great.
>>8568048
>Get up off the floor if doggo is off.
Yeah, uh-
>Cough.
>Pet doggo.
Hello.

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>>8567901
He's a friend, chill.

>>8567973
Hello, long time no see.

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>>8567972
It's okay, I know this human. He's nice.
You don't have to hide, but you dont have to come out unless you're comfy, okay?
( that image is fantastic and I love it. )

>Ruffles: bounce back to >>8568094 and >>8567978.

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>>8568030
Did you just order a Pepsi at a bar? What the hell Diamond, 5 million P fine.
>Order whiskey
>Shot One: down
>Drunk status: not even kinda

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>>8568070
>Squirrel is pure for now.
>>8568146
Someone has to be sober so you don't get lost.

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>>8567972
(Sorry I have like 8000 (You)s)
Why are there so many boxes?
>>8568112
Howdy, Seb. How have you been?
>>8568116
How's John been treating you?

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>>8568190
The squirrel? Empoleon? Heck, any of the Pokémon.
Plus, I totally hold my liquor better than you!
>Second Shot: down
>Drunk status: still a nope

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>>8568210
Great! Great!
We hang out and watch movies and go for trips across the bay to the other city!
I even made a bunch of new friends!
Boxes are for one of my friends, she's a little shy right now.

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>>8568190
>You don't know if squirrel's pure or not.
>He was wild not five minutes ago, and legally, still is because neither of you actually have caught him yet.
>...Either way, comfy squirrel sounds

>>8568146
...What's a Pepsi? ...What's a whiskey...?
>Okay
>...Admittedly, he might be a bit on the innocent and pure side.

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>>8567972
>Watch box city
>Truly fit for all kind of doggos

>>8568210
Relocated here because I was bored of that ship and I was missing the ground.
As for the boxes, it's a certain Leafeon natural habitat.

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>>8568241
...Didn't you want to burn down Plat's house last time we were drunk?
>>8568249
>Toldja.
They're drinks.
>Hold up cup of Pepsi up to squirrel.

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>>8568116
>They'd poke their head out once more to talk with the Archen before they bounced away.
I saw them with you, so I'm sure they're friendly, its just...
>They'd retreat back in the box before continuing
I'm not the best with introductions, haha...
(Inconveniently, I also have to step out for just a bit.)
(I'm glad you liked the image. Makes it worth making if someone enjoyed it.)

>>8568210
>Salad doggo gives a light giggle at the quizzical response to the amount of boxes.

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>>8568269
Should we roll the footage of what Mob Boss Ruffles convinced the local wild 'Mons to do?
>Chuckle
>>8568245
You left out the scrapping with the Pidoves until your new friend and you got them to stop trying to get at the Berry plant.

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>>8568305
>Squirrel sips the seltzer-ey, sweet soda.
>...He's never had anything with carbonation before.
...Huh. It... it's weird. Like... it feels weird...? ...I don't know...

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>>8568245
Haha. Sounds like you're having a lot of fun.
>Pop up Dex.
What level are you, now, Ruffles?
>>8568269
Ground's better than the air for us surface dwellers. You ever thought about a fossil pokemon?
>>8568308
>Turn on translator.
>Wave.
Howdy, nice to meet you.

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>>8568305
Yeeeeah but she's a biiiiitch! I kinda want to burn down her house when I'm sober too.
How about... if I get drunk you stop drinking, if you get drunk I stop drinking? You got the advantage already.
>Third Shot: down
>Drunk status: not even close for how I'm rolling it
>>8568249
Try it.
>Pearl offers the squirrel a shot

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>>8568373
>Squirrel takes a small sip from the shot (like, not even a fourth of the shot), then reels back, clearly not liking it at all.
Eeew. It's gross...
>He hands back the shot, frowning softly, before curling around Diamond's neck again. Cmfysqrl.

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>>8568351
It's good?
>>8568373
I mean she is but... Okaaaaay. If I come out of this and we've burned down Kalos I'm kicking your ass.
>Order a shot.
>Drink.
>Rolling for drunkness.
>>8568416
Not good for you probably.

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>>8568352
>Archen: Level 28

I'm in the twenties! I've been there for a while. I had a bit of a running fight with the Pidoves here, until a friend and I talked them into leaving Mr. John's rare Berry Plant alone.
I think they were scared 'cause they paid my friend to help them at first, and then he was helping me.
>>8568349
Mob Boss?
Is this about the car thing?

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>>8568308
Bye, Isaura
(Yeah, it was a nice pic)

>>8568349
Haha yeah.
That was some supreme coordination.

>>8568352
Sometimes, thought they were going to be troublesome with the care before knowing Ruffles.

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>>8568416
1 acorn fine for having shit taste.
>>8568428
Whaaaaat? You mean we weren't burning down the honhonhome anyway?
>Shot Four: down
>Drunk level: would be higher if two of the shots hadn't been basically water for contributions to drunkness

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>>8568428
>Pachi just shrugs.
...I dunno...

>>8568499
...B-but... I... ...Okay.
>Pachi reaches into his tail-fluff, pulls out an actual acorn, and gives it to Pearl.

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>>8568429
Well hell. You'll be an Archeops before you know it.
...John if you get a Cofagrigus and hop into any double battles. Mummy changes pokemon's ability.
Or skill swap.
...Skill Swap Archeops with Huge Power...
>Flynn is kinda drooling at this idea.
>>8568431
Sometimes they're a bit of trouble to start with. If you get them when they're young they'll grow up to be nicer.

>>8568499
>Dubsfail
>Holy shit the dice gods wanted to remedy that apparently
>Strong ass shot, Pearl is fairly buzzed now, but still not drunk

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>>8568428
>Eight.
>He's buzzed already.
>>8568499
>He laughs like an idiot.
Yeah, and fuck honhons anyway. I'd get Palkia to blow this whole place up.
>He leans on Pearl.
You know, you're my best friend ever.
>Shot #2 coming up.
>>8568515
Fuckin...
Acorns...
What do they do anyway...

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>>8568431
That was funny. He knew it was us, though.

>>8568525
I have a Yamask friend and John says his uncle's a Cofagrigus.
Would that work?

I got the local Pidoves to do a thing to a local bully's car... it was kinda mean but really funny.
I think John and Seb have a video.

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>>8568533
>Another dubsfail
>No dice, I'm not making Pearl instadrunk off of an OOC post, nice try
>>8568515
Aw man, I was kidding. Keep the acorn.
>He hands the acorn back to Pachi
>>8568562
Can Palkia even blow stuff up? I thought his thing was fucking... ripping them apart.
>He laughs and pokes Diamond's side
You're the best, Dia.
>Cough no homo
>Shot Number 5: down
>Drunk status: pretty close, thanks to that stupid dubsfail

>>8568599
>call a dubsfail stupid
>get another of the same number
>never tempt the dice gods guys
>they always bite

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>>8568562
...Uh, they're tasty, and grow on some trees, but... I dunno what else... I think that's it?

...Don't actually have Palkia do that, I like this place... I think...

>>8568599
>Pachi accepts the acorn, and nibbles it. He remains cuddled up to Diamond.

>...Taking into account how much about 1/4 of a shot is and how tiny Pachi is in comparison to a human, he drank the equavalent of... let's see...
>carry the 1...
>About... six shots. Or about a small concealed flask's worth of whiskey.
>Drunk sqrl sounds.

>>8568599
This is the dice speaking.
Ha.
Ha.
You thought you could get out of that.
Ha.

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>>8568562
>2.
>Drunk status reached.
>Fucking taking shots too to make it more IC combined with sleeplessness forvice typos.
>>8568599
Same shit. maybe I'll ask Palkia to fucking... Rip space in half...
>SHot number 3/
Okay, but. You're the best, though.
>Roll to not put a hand up his shirt.
>>8568635
Well there goes our designated driver. Fuckin... Acorns.

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>>8568525
>Thinking...
>Thinking...
Well, Ruffles could enjoy the companionship of a similarly ancient pokemon.
Speaking of Skill Swap, the Claydol I needed that crystal for is in great condition, arm at peak performance and brain enhanced with modern hardware. He's a bit reserved though, but likes to observe. Maybe he's watching right now and in that case, hi Panoptes.

>>8568585
He knew? He can't prove it either way.
>Give dex to Ruffles, ready to play the video
I think Flynn here also wants to watch it.

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>>8568665
...Whazzah desig... desi... wha's that...?
>Squirrel gently nuzzles (Not the Pokemon move) Diamond's cheek, before curling up next to him, the acorn dropping out of his paw and landing in his new trainer's lap.
...Maybe... maybe we shoul' catch it...?

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>>8568666
Yesss!
>Play the footage of a Fletchinder and a massive mob of Pidoves divebombing and defacing the police chief's car in Traditional Pidove Fashion while he was giving his "running for mayor" speech.
>Ruffles tries not to ruin the video by breaking into squawking laughter.

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>>8568599
>Dubsfail, he's beyond smashed now
>>8568635
Pachi no... you were supposed to be our guide...
>>8568665
Counterpoint! You're the best.
>Pearl slings an arm around Diamond's shoulder and leans against him, and, by association, into the hand now up his shirt
Hmm... I'm not gay, but maaaybe if it's you...
>He goes for the cheek kiss

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>>8568585
Yep that'd work fine.
Really? I wanna see this video.
>>8568666
If you have anything specific I can work something out. Hey that's good glad the crystal helped. Sorry I didn't have a lot of 'em.
>>8568712
>Flynn breaks into laughter.
Hell, serves that screwball right.

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>>8568700
Whoops.
Yeah probably.
>Hand acorn to Squirrel.
>>8568729
How can I be the bess if you're the bess?
>He laughs, leaning in and kissing Pearl on the mouth.
>Rolling for if he goes full Kalosian on this kiss.
>Rolling for if the hand goes south of the pants border.

>>8568757
(fucu yu diece gods suck my fucking dick how am i going to get laid you fucurfvgbfg Fuck u)

>>8568766
>dubs
(time t o take 5 shots and see if i duie)

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>>8568733
Yep. It was a thing of beauty, and he grumbled about us somehow doing it on live TV.
Granted, he was technically right, but it didn't exactly make him look stable or sane.
>Yawn.
Whoo. I think I'd better get some shuteye.

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>>8568729
...But I'm right heeeere...

>>8568757
>Pachi puts it back in his tail for storage, then drunkenly snuggles Diamond.
>Watch trainer get rather intimate with his friend...

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>>8568757
Wait wait... what if... we're both the best?
>I'll give you both man
>Pearl's lewd sounds are muffled by the current Kalosian tongue shenanigans
>He grabs Diamond's other shoulder with his free arm and plops himself in his lap, arms now wrapped loosely around his neck

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>>8568819
Shhh, Pachi. Don;t tell the cops.
>>8568832
Well, you're more the best.
>It's not gay if it's with your bro, bro.
>I might legit pass out so the "bros" might have tio fuck tomorrow.
>Fuckig makeout session happening.
>Rolling to totally not touch the Pearl based lewdzones.
>Wink wink

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>>8568733
Being the huge steelfag that I am, I'd go for Shieldon. Personally.

>>8568807
Getting kinda late, yeah.

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>>8568832
>>8568877
>Pachi: refrain from telling any police.
>Just watch the lewd trainers.

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>>8568892
Yeah... I might nap on top of the box fort...
Goodnight, everyone...
>Ruffles: flap off, go slep.

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>>8568877
Nooo, you're much more then be-
>it ain't gay if you say no homo afterwards
>if you stop responding ill just say they both passed out and got dragged to a shitty apartment by empoleon
>well you failed at not touching the lewdzone so gj
>The rest of what Pearl was going to say is cut off by a breathy moan, arms wrapping tighter around Diamond's shoulders
>He shifts a bit in his lap, locking his legs around his waist

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>>8568968
What was that?
>Kiss his neck.
>Good with me.
>God I've never even done a lewd in my life, guide my hand jesus.
>Fucking grind hand straight up on the Pearl based lewdzone.
>Roll to not nibble his neck.

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>>8568968
>>8569022
>Pachi, for his credit, isn't paying that much attention.
>Eventually he ends up passing out, still curled around Diamond's neck.

>Since, well, I assume you two don't want pokephilia mixed in with your human lewd

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>>8569022
Fffffuuuck me?
>His head is tilted back, baring his throat and letting out another needy moan
>oh shit same, roll to not fuck it up
>He grinds back up into the touch, nails digging into the back of Diamond's jacket
>Neck nibbles happen anyway because fuck the dice and their cockblocking ways, just lumped the response into the first part

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>>8569134
Hehehe. Sure.
>Nibble the neck.
>Attempt to undo pants.
>Fuck rolls, fuck dice my next character is going to attempt to fuvk the dice.
>Yep that's Pearl's dick.
>Well I've gone this far so rub it.
>here's the lewdest image I have right now.

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>>8569198
Ffff.
>He's been reduced to panting and gasping, clinging to Diamond's shoulders
>How have these two not gotten kicked out of the bar yet
>the pants are undone - that is indeed his dick
>Diamond's touch is met with a gasp and a slight buck of the hips
>why do half of all Pearl/Barry images have Platinum/Dawn in them
>do not want

>>8566501
(That and stop being paranoid about people [possibly] talking behind your back and thinking everyone Is trying to manipulate you and out to get you)

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>>8569070
>>8569134
>>8569198
>>8569278

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>>8569310
(Sup)

>>8569310
(Skitts is asleep atm. Sorry)

>>8569331
(Holy shit nvm. )

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>>8569278
Mmmm... Fffuck...
>Nibble the neck harder.
>Lewdest bar ever, everyone's probably watching.
>Lewd as hell, stroke the dick.
>Because fuc u.
>Fug.
>>8569331
>Can I be Skitts then.
>>8569310
>Roll to seduce the fry.

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>>8569326
sup nerd
>>8569331
hey
>>8569347
>odd
you got me anyway
dont mind me just watching

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>>8569134
>>8569198
>>8569278
>>8569310
>>8569326
>>8569347
>>8569361
I got it.
Skitts is everyone.

>>8569383
horse man pls go

>>8569426
what?

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>>8569361
(Haha you kinda outed my secret identity to thread, no point hiding it.)
(Kinda easy to figure out when you realize all of my characters act the same in bed. Probs because I've never really written lewd shit aaaaand don't really have irl experience.)
(>you got me anyway. Hey is this a wicked poly I see forming?)
>>8569302
(Hey, the last time I stopped being paranoid Turts ended up manipulating me right into a trap. I'll try, but no guarantees.)
>>8569347
>You can't be Skitts because I'm Skitts damnit.
>Roll for wicked poly?
>There's a sharp intake of breath from Pearl, hand sliding up from Diamond's shoulder to the back of his neck, other hand attempting to pry his Jacket off
>>8569426
(Speaking of Turts. Fuck off. Seriously. Get the fuck out. I can't even describe how strong the fucking desire to tamp you till you stop moving is right now.)

>>8569448
(I understand you're anger. I will leave you alone. But please don't get hurt. That I mean without ill intension. Take it negatively if you want, I would to.)

>>8569383
i mean its true
>>8569448
oopsie
sorry
yeah hell yeah im goin after your friend next

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>>8569481

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>>8569481
(You're damn right I'm going to fucking take it negatively. You fucking manipulated me in the exact same fucking way my ex did. You know, the ex I constantly say I wish was dead? The ex who drove me to trying to commit suicide to finally fucking escape? If you think seeing your words on the screen will do anything other than create pure fucking rage and bring up memories of the worst year of my life you're dead fucking wrong.)
>>8569497
(You're fine man, I was bound to accidentally out myself with my specific brand of OOC chatter anyway.)
(Sweet, poly: habben maybe)
(Anyway, how's it going dude?)

>>8569512
(Correction, worst two years. )

>>8569512
woopsie
sorry amigo
totally gonna kiss diamond
its p good family isnt exploding
how are you

(I don't know why I stayed awake. Skitts if I was making you feel that way you should of told me. I'm passed wanting to commit suicide, I'm past wanting to hurt myself over nothing, and I'm past the genuine hatred you'll throw at me. Why? Because I inadvertently caused this and if you think I won't try and fix this you'd be wrong. If you want to break me, break me. I deserve whatever you want to say about me. Go ahead skitts, let it all out on me. Tell me, tell me how much of a shitty person I am. I can take it. All of it. Tamp me for it.)

>>8569571
I'm 99% sure the guy playing Diamond plays Wally and Black as well. Guess it's time for an Gladion x N x Black poly.
Hahahhahaha ...I just. Why, why does Turts choose to keep bugging me. I'm going to have a god damn panic attack at this rate. I just fucking. Kill me. Jesus fucking Christ why am such I a magnet for manipulators.
But like... you showed up so I can say this isn't a completely shitty almost 4 am

>>8569581
Turts, just shut up. Nobody wants your sob story, or any other part of your shit. It pains me to say this, as I actually thought your characters and RPing were... okay, mediocre at best, flawed at worst, but they were still something... but it's clear that you've caused far more damage to PAR than good. Leave the thread, you're not welcome here.

Go shit up HG or something.)

>>8569619
this is gonna be the best poly ever
fug turts man
fuggin fug
look man
its 4am
get some sleep
gotta sneak my shit back to the parent cave
love you man

>>8569634
(It is clear you don't want to listen to me. Aduie skitts.)

>>8569650
(...You replied to Chuckles, not Skitts. Source: I'm Chuckles.

inb4 Hateboner shows up and shits up the thread until bump limit just for me.)

>>8569639
Haha okay man, I'll try. Not sure I'll get much, but I'll try.
Love you too dude.

>>8569650
(Drop the bullshit and get out.
-Smeargle)

>>8569672
dont be too hard on yourself
smile more
eat something nice
remember that ive had 5am gay thoughts about you
sleep well dude i love you

>>8569650
maybe your dad will beat you to fucking death for me

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Shop's open!

Hwy yall what is your fave pika?

>>8570622
Pachirisu

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>>8566225
sylvie!

>>8570044
What are you selling?

>>8570622
Sylvie.

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>>8570880
For sale:
Rock Candy
Candles
Pastries

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>>8570946
How much for the Rock candy. They are not real rocks are they?

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>>8571044
For tourists I charge 300 P but for you my friend 20 P

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>>8571248
Where are you at?

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>>8571370
Altomare Island

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>>8571633
Oh we're nowhere near there.

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>>8571642
If you're ever in Hoenn you can take a boat out here.

>>8571661
Isn't Altomare close to south Kalos?

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>>8571642
Hi sylvie!
>hug strawberrydog

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>>8571690
>hug and kiss the firefox
Hi Zorro, are you feeling better today?

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>>8571696
Yeah i feel pretty great today. You look pretty good today too.

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>>8571732
>she blushes at the compliment
Hehe you're looking pretty fine yourself hon

>>8571696
(I know you know how to contact turts now what's his discord I need to talk with him)

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>>8571685
I think Kalos is near Hoenn anyways.

>>8571757
Forget I asked

>>8571797
Yeah haha funny look nobody here will hear from turts in a while

>>8571809
(Dream come true.)

>>8571809
Just stop posting and suck on a shotgun turts.

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>fynx is a scare

>>8571809
Kill
Your
Self

>>8571813
Whatever you say just know he won't hurt anyone here anymore
>>8571871
You're*

>>8571894
And you just proved it's you ya fuckin mongoloid.
It's Your, not You're(You are) you braindead piece of shit.
Do ONE good thing with your life and fucking end it.

>>8571894
(Nice, now go fuck off like you're saying you will already. We don't fucking want you here anymore, Turts.)

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>>8571864
You don't look that scared to me foxxy, are you afraid you're going to get shot?

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>>8571864
>Pearl wakes up with a hangover from hell, no pants, and in a shitty apartment he didn't recognize
>He mumbles something at the Fennekin along the lines of "I'll fine you if you're loud" before grabbing a pillow and covering his head with it
>>8572011
(How would Moon even know that Pearl shot his Pokémon? )

>>8572020
(i thought i established last night that moon was watching, shes observing groups to get a sense of what different goes on in this universe compared to hers. if thats not okay just tell me)

>>8572062
(I meant like... is she teleporting around or something, because thats what I have Sun do. I don't mind if she's watching, as long as you don't have her go tell other people that Pearl shot his Pokémon)

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>>8572011
>whisper
Yes.

>>8572020
>looking for pearls pants

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>>8572071
(yeah she's using ultra space to move around and she likely wont tell anybody since at the moment she assumes people shoot their pokemon if they get ko'ed in battle just by his observed actions)
>>8572072
Well you better not get knocked out then!

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>>8572072
>The pants have been found - they're on the floor right next to the side of the bed where he's currently sleeping
>There's not really anything in his pockets, seeing as he keeps everything in his bag
>What are you doing with the pants? Pearl is currently under the covers hiding from the pain that is sunlight, so I doubt he wants them right now

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>>8572110
Y-yeah i know...


>>8572137
>in an attempt to be nice fynx brings pearl pants

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>>8572212
>The covers are lifted just enough to allow Pearl to peak out, hissing and squinting when the light hits his eyes
Hey... when did those...
....thanks.
>He snatches the pants and pulls them through the small gap in the blanket, rustling being heard as he wriggles into the pants

Reminder that Turts deserved to be beat to death by every member of his family at once.

>>8572342
Damn right he does

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Hey how do ya tell if yer boss has a crush on you?
Askin' fer a friend.

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>>8572289
Why did... uhhh why did you shoot that scatterbug?
>innocent smile

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>A man, a Solrock and a Lunatone show up outside the keep that stands where Pyrite Town used to be.
>The man's name is John and he is very confused.
How did this thing get here...isn't this where Pyrite is supposed to be..?
HELLO?! ANYONE THERE?!

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>>8572409
No need to yell.
Hello?

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>>8572428
>roost on

>>8572409
Loooooong story amico.

>>8572433
>dubsfail to be a hat
>flop onto the ground

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>>8572409
why are you yelling it's like...
...
too early.
What do you need.

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>>8572428
>>8572433
>>8572449
>It's a good thing John has two Psychic Pokemon because he cannot understand Poketalk
>John looks even more confused for a moment before Lunatone translates for him
Um...sorry, isn't this where Pyrite Town used to be?
Do you three live here?

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>>8572433
>>8572444
>Equip sad borbhat.
>>8572458
Uhhhhh... Boooooonesss?

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>>8572458
Yes and yes.

>>8572465
What?

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>>8572408
Because those are the rules of the challenge! He fainted, so he had to go!

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>>8572465
>Solrock squints at the Banette

>>8572474
...So um...what happened to it and why is there now a keep here?

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>>8572518
Well, uh, it kinda went boom I think?