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>Lion 4: Alternate Ending (Canadian VOD Leak)
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>Room for Ruby
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>Issue 2 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
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[NEWS]
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
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>Upcoming graphic novel 'Anti-Gravity' available for pre-order
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https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
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>>8563903
Jasper is best gem
Greg
Quartzmilk is good for you inside and out
First
lapiven
New lore-heavy bomb likely to air next month
>>>/co/91285601
IMPORTANT QUESTION
ᴴᵒʷ ᵇᶦᵍ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᶦᶰᵏ ˢᵗᵉᵛᵒᶰᶰᶦᵉ'ˢ ᵖᵉᶰᶦˢ ᶦˢ?
No definitive answer was reached last thread.
>>8563903
THAT GIRL IS PRETTY WILD NOW
>The girl's a super freak
THE KIND OF GIRL YOU READ ABOUT
>In the new wave magazines
THAT GIRL IS PRETTY KINKY
>The girl's a super freak
I'D REALLY LOVE TO TASTE HER
>Every time we meet
SHE'S ALL RIGHT
SHE'S ALL RIGHT
THAT GIRL'S ALL RIGHT WITH ME
YEAAAAH
SHE'S A SUPER FREAK
SUPER FREAK
SHE'S SUPER FREAKY
>>8563903
bloople and pearl are friends!
>>8563942
>>8563942
Yep, das gay alright.
A CHUI
>>8564008
I can't believe Rebecca drew all the Homeworld gems in blankies
>>8564000
But what if anon is not man?
Gems should have a smoke on the school rooftop
all waifus are acceptable
>>8561770
>>8563903
I would do anything for just one sip of quartzmilk.
bloople loves you!
>>>/co/91286381
This has given me a glimmer of hope for this show, even though he isn't confirmed for being a good source. Pretty elaborate ruse if he is just making this up.
>>8564078
Did the original artist color this?
>>8564079
Except this one
>>8564122
I colored it.
>>8564217
Its very nice, I kind of like it better then my version actually lol what program do you use?
>>8564078
should've added bad pearl instead of perimeme
can peridot control metalloids?
Connie is for gf
>>8563979
Half an inch.
>>8564253
Sai.
>>8564268
Gut fucking? Anon that's disturbing and leads to character death.
>>8564268
I want to watch connie pee through her undies
bloople is cute!
>>8564265
Can Peridot metalbend a hammer into her gem until she kills herself?
>>8564280
Oh I just switch between gimp and artrage lite. Have you used any of those before or you've only used sai?
>>8564398
I used to use photoshop. but I switched to sai a few months ago.
>>8564302
>>8564329
ew
>>8564217
I colored some of Scribbles stuff. He even posted one of my colorings once. Felt good.
If >>91285114 is to be believed, CN knew the recent batch of episodes were mostly shit and opted to release them they way they did.
>>8564536
This little number.
>>8564566
wow thats really good, background as well?
Do you think you would like it if Lapis viewed you the way she views Steven?
best gem
>>8564631
I would like it if anyone viewed me the way Lapis views Steven. It's pure, unconditional adoration.
If I drank or did drugs I would be tonight
>>8564085
but she loves pearl most
>>8564608
The background was just a distortion option in Paint.net. I was on a seperate layer and behind Stevonnie was white on that layer so when I did the distortion it looked like a white aura was emanating from Stevonnie.
I was just messing around with paint.net options.
Here is another version.
I also colored Steboni once.
How often do Pearl and Steven do it when no ones around?
>>8564536
Nothing finished, I tend to take on too many big projects.
So if Bismuth's and Pearls count as gems, does that mean materials like Amber, Coprolite, and Kidney stones count too?
Could the Gems of homeworld go full grimdark and grow gems inside living individuals? Pearls and Kidney stones are both made of Calcium and other things.
>>8564752
Peridot says that Pearl isn't a real gem so whatever that means
>>8564752
>kidney stones as gems
i got the giggles
10 steps to tell if you'll like someone in the SU fandom or not:
>1.hey
this will let you see how they deal with people they don't know
>2.how are you doing
this will let you see if they are moody or not
>3.what are your interest?
this will let you see what they're into and if they like SU
if they do like steven universe, build on that
>4.what's your favorite SU season?
this will let you see what kind of story they are into.
>5.what's your favorite episode of SU?
this will answer the last option, but more accurately
>6.Is SU your favorite show?
this will let you see what kind of fan they are.
>7.what do you think of the SU fandom?
this will let you see if you are compatible or not.
>8.Are you one of those fuckers who argues on 4chan?
this will let you see if they are worth your time or not
>9. are you one of those dumbasses who has a "waifu"?
this will help you see if they are filth or not
>10.Are you one of those desperate pieces of shit that makes top 10 lists?
this will let you see if they are dead inside or not.
thanks for reading!
>>8564752
I like the idea that White Diamond has command over the stranger gems, like Jet and Ivory (yes ivory is considered a gem). Could explain why we haven't seen any of her gems yet.
>>8564082
>Cookie Cats or Lion Lickers with Quartzmilk as the dairy
>>8564794
Which answer to question indicates that the person is worth my time?
Does Jasper still want the lapuss?
>>>/co/91285114
This guy is LEGIT.
You should all be reading this thread.
>>8563979
9'-11'
>>8564952
>stevonnie
>functional cock
nice meme
>>8564703
>when no ones around
You answered your own question
>>8564952
DAMN
>>8564942
Shill
>>8564942
>Still no proof
Haven't you learnt anything? Also, LARPing is in an all time high all over 4chan
>>8564942
Ive been reading it
Its nice that the show is gonna keep going and the cancelled meme is dead
Still,/co/is out there bashing the show without evidence
>>8564942
Guys let's just go to this thread, treat it as a general, and shitpost as hard as we can.
goodnight /sug/ see you tomorrow
>>8564942
>>8508362
is WBB ending too? not a good outlook for a lot of shows on CN :/
>>8564997
Sounds like you want to test it out.
>>8565046
It's not getting prematurely cancelled but it is still ending at season 6.
NANANANA
>>8565142
ITS FUCKING APRIL YOU TURD
When life goes
D
O
O
W
N
N
!
!
>>8565151
>>8565131
The way they shortened seasons I thought we were on season eight or nine.
>>8565131
No one said that.
When life goes
D
O
O
W
N
N
!
!
>>8565113
They need SU more than ever, it covers boring slice of life too
>>8565175
He said this
>I don't know. I predict it will last for a long time, but thats only because we know good things are coming and the network is renewing seasons
post bloople! (or other such cute things)
This is off topic but could being a technopath still be OP in a pre-WWII setting?
>>8565182
god, imagine if the crew had actually followed up on the pearl/greg shipping after Mr. Greg
>>8565253
>>8564942
No he's not.
>>8565265
Greg + Pearl = Gearl
>>8565253
>>8565265
>god, imagine if the crew had actually followed up on the pearl/greg shipping after Mr. Greg
Sorry, that would be too interesting for this show
>>8565299
>>8565175
you're right, it's just obvious since Matt and Ben have been the head writers for the since season one and they have just left the crewniverse to work on their own show for CN
>>8565347
That is the worst-looking cartoon I've ever seen
>>8565347
The executive producer since season 1, a much more important and hard to replace position, also left for his own show and was replaced.
>>8565391
agree
>>8565131
rebecca will just replace the writers, it's not ending.
>>8565398
Rebecca if ur here hire me i won't be a shipfag or ruin your show c'mon bby
>>8565336
>>8565398
Ian basically worked as Rebecca's assistant in directing up until season Barn Mates and still helps her out with shit since they live together and is her boyfriend, the equivalent to replacing the two head writers would basically be Rebecca AND Ian leaving.
>>8565398
I think a lot of the doom sayers should've watched adventure time when it was coming out because they've lost 2/3rds of their staff over the years to new shows (including rebecca sugar).
I'm more worried about a quality slump like adventure time had then it being cancelled
>>8565347
>matt is leaving
thank fucking god. now all we have to deal with is the autistic whale
>Jasdemption
>ever
>>8565528
blue
GEMS
>>8565559
kill
YOURSELF
Perl
>>8565544
Amber is entering the scene and only with just 2 seasons left. She is also a reknown Jasperfag.
Will there be justice for Jasper?
>>8565562
that's not funny
>>8565573
Jasperedemption gets clearer the more the show goes on.
I said it before.Amber hates "problematic" people and so far jasper is an ass,a bully and part of a abusive relationship.She wouldnt love her if thats all she is.
Also matt said jasper is complex and other than "muh diamond" shes still a brute
>>8565542
isn't AT getting a new seasons along with a second miniseries?
>>8565603
>Also matt said jasper is complex
He also said the season "3" finale was going to be bigger and better than season 1's.
>>8565538
>assumptions
>>8565542
AT is not fucking canceled you retard, it's ENDING.
snibbidy snab :-DD
>>8565655
Nice reading comprehension.
>>8565663
Ronaldo is the worst character. Every episode with him is just pure cringe
>>8565620
I meant early adventure time before it was announced ending, people came and went all the time who worked on the show including the creator.
One of the main writers for adventure times last seasons is ashly burch (tiny tina from borderlands and sister of anthony burch)
How would the time lords act towards the Gems?
>>8565573
honestly, after steven acted so off character, there is really no way they can have steven redeem her without it being insulting, its either he needs her help and gets her that way, and he just looks like a selfish asshole, or, he helps her because he wants to, dispite not even giving her a single chance before, making the whole thing pointless. i dont say this often about any show but theyre kind of in a hole here and id just be best to leave it. its not worth bastardizing your main character over
I want to bully Steven until he develops depression
>>8565581
Who are the others? Matt and Ben have always been credited as the head writers, Joe and Kat are supervising directors, not writers.
>>8565706
>Steven feels guilty (for X reason): ex: about Jasper again when Amethyst starts reflecting on the Famethyst
>he notices the photo of Jasper on his phone
>rubies come back and demand Jasper with some backup or threaten to tell Homeworld everything
>this is enough to get him to pop the bubble and try, starting with the photo (it's connection alluded the start of Jasper's corrupted gem arc in Gem Hunt)
Basically, Steven already feels guilty and would help if he could, but an added sense of urgency and a specific realization allow for it to unfold. Not selfish.
>>8565740
WHAT?!
>>8565794
You heard me
>>8565785
if he feels guilty abut jasper, he should feel guilty about the rubies or centi? why wouldnt he help them first? also why would be feel guilty when he hated her during her arc? it dosnt make sense and things will be alot better when we forget about it
>>8565844
APOLOGIZE
>>8565848
Jasper is gonna get redeemed.
Its gonna be great and theres nothing you can do to stop it.
>>8565859
Never
>>8565844
YOU MAKE STEVEN CRY
>>8565866
she'll get redeemed but its gonna make steven look bad. i would have preferred nora t b h
>>8565848
You are just proving your idiocy Blue Background Decoration fag
What's the use?
>>8565885
PLEASE APOLOGIZE TO STEVEN
>>8565920
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>8565740
same. he deserves it
>>8565848
Guilt + specific urgency + realization of a one-up her corruption has over others
>>8565941
I'll apologize after I have my way with him
>>8565920
>ynw kiss her while she sits on your lap
>>8565972
>realization of a one-up her corruption has over others
how so? wasnt centi supposed to be his best friend or some shit?
>>8565994
>ywn caress her small, still-growing breasts
>ywn passionately kiss her
>>8565973
NO ANON HE IS A CHILD
>>8566031
>>8565994
>>8565994
>you will never bloat connie with milk and honey and send her out into the middle of a lake on a hot spring day
>you will never physically brand connie as a heretic
>you will never drop a hot coal down the back of connie's shirt
>you will never shave connie's head
>you will never make connie humiliate herself for a few minutes of peace
>you will never beat connie in places where it won't show
>you will never break the bridge of connie's nose
>you will never lock lips with connie and puke down her throat
>you will never knee connie's curry cunnie so fiercely it breaks her hymen and makes her a woman
>you will never make connie experience jenkem
>you will never dig your fingers into connie's maheswaran and tug out her cervix
>you will never give connie an enema with a garden hose
>you will never put connie in a chokehold
>you will never hang connie up by her wrists and whip her
>you will never get connie addicted to drugs
Why our would must be so unjust?
>>8565994
>ywn when you kiss her when shes tied and gagged crying and screaming for steven to help
>>8565973
that nigger is weird. post his art
>>8565676
"then" and "than" mix up
>>8565920
Okay, why does calliope look like killer queen in that pic?
>>8565994
Fuck off, Misha.
>>8566109
Kill yourself
>>8566041
Not after I get done with him
>>8566109
>>8566052
I don't fuck wit conniefags
>>8566160
It's out love for Connie that keeps us from living
>you will never bite connie
>you will never knock connie's teeth out
>you will never split connie's toenail
>you will never make connie eat live, pregnant cockroach
>you will never choke connie
>you will never give connie pinkeye
>you will never give connie an atomic wedgie
>you will never give connie a texas chili bowl
>you will never wipe some smegma just above connie's upper lip
>you will never drunk connie's head in the toilet and get her hair caught in the pipes
>you will never stomp connie's belly
>you will never hold connie down and feed bugs into an open wound
>you will never replace connie's lunch with wet cat food
>you will never vomit in connie's thermos before she goes for a drink
>you will never hara-pan connie
Can Steven fuse with dead people?
>>8566151
PLEASE ANON STOP, CAN'T WE MAKE AN AGREEMENT?
>>8566151
Too late bitch
this thread is too impure. we need more purity
>>8565113
fake tweet
>>8566192
It's hard to sync your nervous system with someone with no active nervous system.
Is being a faggot really that bad?
>>8566194
If I don't see this whole thing in the next simulator, i will fucking cry
>>8566198
STEVEN WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP
>>8566243
Will you be mine?
>>8566243
Nothing gay about being pinned down and fucked by a nice cock, moaning with each thrust
>>8565347
Are we all just going to ignore the fact that this looks like it was made with that Stop Bullying comic maker?
>>8566052
>>8566184
this is very very disturbing. your issues are way worse than mine
>>8566247
wait...SIMULATOR!? IS SOMEONE RECORDING THIS SHIT IM FUCKED
>>8566200
indeed
>>8566305
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLM7di7EBwfTO9bfSrUCQvfJ1AzRoeBwXL
Look for the /sug/ simulators. It's an amazing collection of autism.
>>8566151
well this thread is dead. someone is gonna start posting para porn any second now
>>8566192
>zombie Milky Quartz
>>8566194
No
The time for agreements has passed
He's mine forever and I will mould him as I see fit
Who here is currently making fan art or fan fiction or generally contributing to the thread in a productive manner?
>>8566327
Maybe this meme will revive it.
Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow.
>>8566326
HOLY SHIT I HOPE THEY DON'T FIND THIS THREAD
>>8566346
Not you.
>>8566346
I am still waiting for that anon's Jaspearl fic
>>8566387
What jaspearl fic?
>>8566336
you know what, fuck steven. you can fuck him all you want in fact do him hard im done with this and life.
>>8566307
>>8563957
Canon
My laptop battery is going to die. I don't particularly like any of you but I nonetheless want to wish you a good night, day, or whatever because you are all human (or for you roleplayers, sapients).
>>8566437
Have a good night and follow your passion you only get one life
>>8565006
How often are they alone together?
>>8566404
I'm just gonna shit here and fucking die
>>8565575
Yes it is.
i want to read a book together with her
>>8566401
the one the Jaspearlfag said he was going to write
>>8566277
I agree
>>8566507
When was this. I like jaspearl too. Give me the details.
>>8566491
I don't read as much as I should. Maybe I just need to find better books.
>>8566507
Yeah and you fuckers discouraged him
>>8566522
A 10k word epic in the works about Jasper being skewered by Pearl's 18" penis
>>8566556
kys
>>8566460
*sit* honestly at this point i deserve to be in a simulator video with all this shit
>>8566510
God I wish that was me
>>8566556
I find this art style very endearing.
Also fuck your memes.
>>8566561
Who's your fav gem?
>>8566571
no homo
So far I really disagree with SU giving Greg millions of dollars for no good reason.
Does it bug anyone else too?
>>8566680
It's called Royalties, dude.
>>8566680
They just needed it as an excuse to get Pearl in a tuxedo and sing on the balcony of an expensive hotel room
Captcha: hotel salida
>>8566680
It wasn't for no reason, I just don't believe he'd get that much for 25% off of a burger jingle.
>>8566680
He deserves it.
>>8566522
He was in the last thread
>>8566539
I hope not
>>8566680
He needed the money for the boat to sink in Alone at Sea and... and to buy suits and a hotel room in Mr. Greg... and a cheap car for BCD and Joy Ride.
Really it sounded like the Crewniverse just spit balled a bunch of episode ideas and decided to make Greg a millionaire so they could cut down on the exposition for each of those better episodes.
>>8566709
They also used it as an excuse for Lapis to be "Alone" at Sea.
>>8566680
How else would Pearl end up in a tux at a hotel....?
>>8566740
Remember that this burger jingle is over 14 years old, was probably adapted all over the world, and has been used in countless times during basic programming.
So, are Hilary's promos supposed to a human au? None of the gems have gems in them.
>>8566789
It serves a purpose, but that doesn't make it any less poorly written.
>>8566784
the early ones did
also just noticed she kinda spoiled smoldot lol
>>8566784
If there's no gems, they must be human.
I thought that was obvious.
>>8566763
A coupon and Greg's inability to hold on to Steven's college fund.
Have a nice night, anons!
neither is technically wrong, but i prefer rebecca and katie's lapis hair over the standard way the crew draws it
>>8566808
Try to find a better bomb than that line up
Protip: You can't
>>8566808
Wew
>>8566802
IDK, seems like a good idea to me. The episodes they have used it to move the story along more quickly have been good, so it's hard to fault the decision to make Greg rich. It was a calculated move in order to make some above average episodes despite the 11-minute episode format.
>>8566789
whether he "needed it for storytelling" doesn't matter. The way he got it is a legit method. Especially since he was kept in the dark about it for as long as he was and it just sat there building up. Had Greg had early access to it, it'd be like Marco getting his 600 a month, and we'd care less.
>>8566830
Becc/Katie makes it look more like a rain/rain drop, which is only fitting.
We don't have many in-show examples of Sugar's Lapis, concept art and personal art is not representative of what we see in the show really
>>8566830
What are you talking about, Lapis' hair has always been beautiful
>>8566830
Too bad the left is starting to turn into a giant pompadour.
>>8566808
>Pearl in those shorts
>this is official art
>>>/co/91285114
I don't want this thread to die, I want that guy to come back from eating already.
>>8566808
>back when there were cool promos
>back when the crewniverse was excited and liked us
>back when the show was good
well im off to bed. bloople loves you!
>>8566874
Did he say he would?
>>8566853
>whether he "needed it for storytelling" doesn't matter.
You are falling down the slippery slope towards self-induced autism, my friend. Don't fall so far that you forget that this show is just that, a show.
>>8566874
kys shill, we already knew CN liked bombs and shit
>>8566863
It is. Lapis is always pretty.
>People talking about a jaspearl fic
>get excited because it's my fav ship and it gets little content
>realize everyone's talking about me
WHOOPS sorry y'all
I went and got teriyaki after only a couple pages then took a nap since it seemed like no one was into the idea
I guess I could start now?
Name the differences between this and the original
>>8566925
Nah, I really don't give a fuck about that meme ship.
>>8564527
fuck, they just look copypasted onto the background
>>8566926
Pearl looks less like a bobblehead and more like a Funko Pop now.
https://youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=CQRVcAjttm8
>>8564527
Lesbian wonderland
>>8566925
Yesss post it faget
>>8566870
its pretty great
>>8566944
close but no
>>8566913
i found the meme that Lapis was really stupid funny.
I was nonetheless relieved when this episode disproved it.
I am displeased that it took this long for Lapis to not act like an idiot.
>>8566952
It's not done!
>>8566925
yes
>>8566973
>Lapis is an idiot
>Not a meme
Pick one
prl
>>8566973
She wasn't right for the right reasons. She didn't say for one second that Navy's entire act was just that, only that Navy must be just like her.
>>8566981
Did Amber draw this?
>>8566935
Mostly this. Its a crack ship that has the same chances of becoming canon as Sapphire x Ronaldo
>>8566973
She only hated Navy and doubted her because she was jealous of her you dumb Lapisfag
I will always be a pari f a g but i think all the jasper art is good she has dedicated fans even after her bubbling I'm impressed by there dedication good job jasper f a gs
>>8567020
>canon
>fanfiction
What's the point of a fanfic that follows canon??
>>8566877
god. this.
i remember when lauren or whoever made bad pearl and every crewniverse member drew their own bad pearl pic :(
now none of them ever post any SU art or anything at all. sucks.
jasper's bussy
>>8567030
Just because Jasper is currently bubbled does not mean she is not still best gem, none of the other characters are even surpassing her they are just getting worse.
you are all failures, the difference was that the original lyrics where "OH fuck this stud fucked my bitch and now she's gone."
>>8567058
Jasper's feminine benis
>>8567030
Thank u.
What is your favorite feature about Jasper?
>>8567088
Nice
jasper's masculine vagina
>>8565941
is that meatwad
Jasper's muscular breasts
>>8567030
Why are you typing that way, you stupid jascuck?
What if Lapis asked you to go to her stand up show?
>>8567128
This is bbbbaaaaiiiittttt
>>8567132
I'd say 'yes' and then not show up.
>>8567132
I would reject her and go to Jasper's cooking show instead.
>>8567090
Her poffy hair i want to pet it its so fluffy and nice looking like a big Royal wedding dress
>>8567132
I'd say yes then drink Jasper's furry cup backstage
>>8567023
>lapisfag
Words have meaning. We'd all appreciate it if you used words correctly.
>>8567103
no this is steven
>>8567153
i don't know why this is giving me animal crossing feels
>>8567166
Kill yourself, retard
what if lapis shot hannibal
When are we getting a cute redhead?
>>8567056
its because the crazies on tumblr and twitter all scared them off and ruined it for everyone else
>>8567182
That's what this show is missing.
Are there any redheads in SU?
>>8567007
The others were too trusting. Lapis was understandably skeptical. She may be horribly flawed in the opposite way the others are, but she was nonetheless right for the right reasons. Navy's act was only convincing to people with Steven and Peridot's specific brand of stupid.
>>8567167
r u sure
>>8567166
Lapisfag is a synonym for dumbass, which you are
>>8567166
I'm sorry, I've should said Lapiggers
>>8567179
Do you just say that to fit in or are you unironically spiteful every time someone points out your fuckups?
>>8567201
YES THIS IS STEVEN
>>8567195
>she was nonetheless right for the right reasons
No, if she was then she would have been against letting Navy into the ship in the first place.
>>8567182
Pearl has orange hair
>>8567193
Lars
Would Navy make a good wife?
I would be legitimately horrified if they killed off Pumpkin
Just saw the new episode in the OP.
Kinda sad there was no big revelation, but it is pretty cool how we now have fucking PD's ship established for later.
Also glad Steven hasn't forgotten the damn chest in Lion's mane. Really, he could probably just pull that shit out and break it open, but he's probably too pure for that.
>>8567182
Are you the same guy who keeps posting "MATING PRESS" with pics of shyv in lolg?
>>8567218
r you rly sure
>>8567222
That only happened after she ceded her better judgement to majority opinion that Navy was on the level.
>>8567230
Are there any cute redheads?
>>8567233
No, stop asking.
>>8567233
what is this and are there more pics of it
>>8567255
Whatever makes you feel like you're right.
Hooray for military mom!
>>8567233
is that loli Jasper?
>>8567245
I would move my body
>>8567287
Retard
>>8567253
YES YES YES THIS IIIIS STEVEN
S T E V E N!!!!!!
>>8567282
Sounds like you're talking to Lapis.
>>8567287
YES!
Print it out and have one for your very own
>>8567284
*dad
>>8567297
I know loli Jasper when I see her anon
>>8567302
NO I'M STEVEN!
>>8567282
It sounds like you have never worked in a group before, which is surprising.
>>8567233
>tfw you will never find nor will there ever be an affordable good looking jasper plush, official or not
>>8567331
N O I A M
S T E V E N
T
E
V
E
N
guys, bad news
i'm steven
I'M STEVEN!
>>85673641
OK YOU CAN BE STEVEN!!!!
>>8567364
>>8567372
whoops lol
>>8567245
Would Lapis and Peridot's reaction be?
>>8567355
>tfw Niggersper got a plush toy before Jasper
>>8567389
REMINDER THAT NIGGERSPER LOVES YOU
>>8567369
>>8567371
No. I̘̣̖̳͈̟̰̻͇̅̆̒͛̉ͧ̐ͦ́̂ͧM͖̫̝̮͚̞͗ͦ̍͗ͣͧͫͨͣ̌̉͗ͨ̈͂ ̭͍̱̰̟̬̪͒ͤ̉̑ͬͩͧͪ́ͪ̆͒̈́́͆ͭ̒͗Ș̯͓̜̠̬̹̻͔̞̣͊̄̂ͨ̊ͤ̄ͭ̊̋̑͐T̹̮̟͓̮̹̮̭͎̭̺͈̻̞̓ͤ̿ͩ̀̃ͪͣ̅E̥͓̥̣̫̼͖͎̥̤̤͈̹͚̝̙̺̔̇̂̂̎̐̋̓ͭ̑̇̔ͭͨ̄̚V̭͈̱̖̝͎̜̖͉̍̑ͬͯͧ̄̏ͯ̈́̃͂̈̋̍ͣͩ̚E̖̠͚͓̬̻̽ͫͮ̍̚N̬̦̼̹̯͎̪͓̺̟̰̲͎͖̘̤̼ͮͫ̄̊ͯͮ̍̍ͨ̑̀͋͊!̩̼̳̤͖̦̲͂͆̈́̎!̻͔͙͍̰̬̼̩͇͎̱̽̃̄̽̂̂
>>8567353
>>8567389
That's not even burnt orange, that's brown
Why?
>>8567319
>no nose
Wut
Ps when is this out
>>8567389
>affordable good looking
this is neither of those my friend
>>8567404
No, I'm Steven.
>>8567355
learn to sew. it isn't that hard
Pearl in gym shorts is sexy as hell. Is anything else the Crew has put out sexier than that?
>tfw
We expected THIS to happen
>>8567429
Everything
>>8567418
T̲̭͍̬̖̰̭̮̪̲͕͑̓̿̎ͬ̓̇̄͂̔ͣ͒H̻̞̼̥̟̼ͯ͛̀ͨ͛͒̒Ē̳͎͙̜͊ͨ͂ͩͨͦ͌̈̑̋̆͐̾͌R̝̭̜͖͉͋ͬͤ̍ͨͬ̑̅̊͑̂̅̎̚̚̚Ȇ̝͇̥̦̫͍ͫ̋͋̈ ̻̩͎̥̤̲͙͙̫̞̱͙̻̗̬̯̗ͨͬͯ͑̽̾͌ͦC͖̗̜̬͙̜̬͉̟̤̩̞̙̼͕͙̼̻̦ͬ̍ͫ̑̂̀͆̽̾͛͗̀͊̀A͓̜͓̙̟͙͌̓̽̅̑̓͂N̟͇̫͉͚̗̝͎̏̐̈̿̈̈̆̆͌̉ͫͪ̎̉̅̚ ̻̩̲̱̦̦̹̤̭̩͓̫͎̼̜ͭ͂̀ͭ͐̉̋̋͛ͩͩ̋̄̌ͬ͑O̘̱̜̙̗̩͚̬̙̳̣͇͇̼̹̔̓ͣͪ̏͛ͦ̚ͅN͍̞̜̪͙̬̩̬̳̞̮͍̺̦͚̼͂ͫͬͤ͊ͫͮ̇̑̾L͉̼̬͓̜̙̻̦̲͍̣̯͓͔̝͐ͬͤ̀́̃̄̈́ͤͅỲ̘̠̩̥̟̆̆͗̾ͮͯ̑̎̔̀̍̄̂̌̌̉ ̖̲̳̫̦̤̞̞͖̹̼͔̦̮̐ͮͣ͗ͩ̚B̩̺͚̪͙̲͖͉̠͚̲̫̗͉ͪ̃͐̽̽͛̐̐̐͌̀̈́͊ͭ̽͆ͨE̩̮̠͔̯̳̩̦͒ͩ͂̇̒̇̊̿̏ͬͫ͋̐̓̍̚ ̳̰̦̜͎͖̰͕͚̪̱̥̫̫ͭͭͫ͐͆̓̊̇̓̂͆̾̄ͧ͋́̚O̪̩̣̰̮̬̜͓͍͑́̈́͌͑̅N̺͙̝͊̀̽ͫ̑̅Ệ͓̗̹̝̬̦̤̞̩̗̐ͫ͒̆̆͐̑̏͂͐͗͐̑
>>8567414
They got pulled off the shelves after one day of being on the market and I was the only person in the world who managed to grab one it time, next time you've got to be quicker if you want your own loli Jasper.
>>8567422
Y̪̝̫͚̻͙̯̰̹̰̼̜͇̲͈̪̣̯͉̊ͫͦ̆͋Ő̦̲͈̩̜̔ͭ̓̂̋̑̃̌̓ͭ̅̾̍̚Ǘ̲͎̭͎̩͔̣̉ͯ́̓ͤͩ́̽̒̿̊ ̬͓̻͎̼̹̗̩̆͊ͨͧC̟̯̯̞͕̼̹͍̻͈͕̥̥͈̻̊̄̾ͩͩ̊ͣ̃̓͗͋͂̓́͊̊́̋͂A̲̬̤͇̝̞͎̹͎͙ͪ͒̓̆ͣ̂Ń̘̥̣̜̤̖̲̤̽̆̊ͤͬN͓̠̼̞͕̟͕͉̟̬͖͙̪̗͔̻̝̥̂̓̏͊͐ͬ̍͑͋Ő͎̹͔̟̝̣̺͙̹̭̘̥̞̲̹̬̮̫ͯ̍ͤ͐͆͛̔ͧ̒͗̅ͨ̽́̆Ṯ͉̥̟͍̘͕͖͎͕̮͙͖̤̰͋̿̏̾ ͍̰̗̰͈̬̺͓̩͔̭̠̹̝̜̟̼̌̊̑ͣ̍̓̆̉́ͪͨ̚ͅͅB̦̖̪̣͐̈́̀ͦ̿̅̅̉ͤͨ̂ͦ͒̈́ͭ͊ͬ̒ͣË̝̖͇̣̱̞̬̥̺̱̣̣̂̏̍͆ ̻̥͎̜̱̠̭̣̗̦̉ͤ̈͐̈́̒ͪͨ͗̔ͨͮ̔̚ͅͅS͙͎̲͓͍̹̓̓̇ͣ̎̈͊̍͑̿̈ͅT͎͓̭̰͕̙̩̾̓̒͗̍͌̾̎̈́E͔̟̞͔̗͓̱͇̎ͧ͋̑ͩ͒̿͐͛̈́ͬ͗ͅV͉͓͔̭̞͚͉̝̬̒̇̔̄̃͌̍ͅE̫̳̲̫͕͈̼͔̺̦̥̝̻̽͂ͮ̏͊̒ͤ̽ͤ̃͋ͫ̏̓͂ͅN̻͚̥̟̝̼̱̱̻̞̞̑̀̽ͭͦͭ͋́͗͑͑̚.͈̺͍̮͍̜̝̟̹̪̖̱̠͖̅̂̂́ͬ̿̋̂ͧ ̺̮̠̤̞̼͖̬̣͇̖͉̯̩̯͇̙͕ͭ̅̾͌̽Ó̱̘͚̜̬͓̩̤̎̅ͨ̈́̂͌ͫ͆ͤN̦̼͕̯͔̦̘͖̣͍̘̦̟̞̠͕͙̎̑̓ͯͤ̈́̆ͪͫ͋̈́ͨ̇ͧͭͅL̞̰̝̫̰͍͉̠̪̬͍͎̻̫ͩ͒͌͋ͦ̎̊ͯ̚Y̜̥̞̭͔͙̥̗̼̦͙̞̓̆̈́ͮͤ̾ͭ̐͒̂͌̈́ͧ͊̚ ̣̖̜̫̤͖͖ͩ̇ͧ̐̂̽̐̎̏͑ͦ͋͆͊̈̂͋Ḯ̫͉̤̭͈͖̞͎̭̪̗̙̠͔̣͇ͭͭ̅̌̇͒̎̍ͩ̓ͫͬͅ ̫͉̦̙̮͎̍̏̓͒͂͛̉̑̅ͬ̀͛̽̀ͬ̿͛C͚̤̯̜̺̦̬̳̙̞̥̹̦͖̞͕̯̦̏ͦ̍̇ͬͦ̍̐̇ͅA̮̠̳̙̠̽͆̋ͭͯ̓ͅN̝̰̤̜͉̺͇͙̘̹͉͓͋̇̃̀͐̔
>>8567454
Now it's all on you to hotglue it
>>8567429
ill post all my hot pearl crewniverse stuff
>>8567480
>>8567454
what's the filename say?
>>8567429
I've done a lot of porn of the gems so i don't really care anymore
>>8567428
I know how to sew but I can guarantee it will come out looking like shit, and I live in a garbage rural town so if I want any sewing supplies I either have to drive hours to the nearest city or order expensive shit online with money I don't have, friendo.
>>8567487
I̯͖̖̱̰͚̼͗͌ͩ͗̀̓̉ͯ͛̌ͧ̃͐ͦ̏ͩ ͕͇̻̞͉̠̜̙͖̯̙͉̙̲̪͓͍͋ͤ̅̆ͅA͚͙̲͎̰̟̯̘͙̫̘͖ͪ͆͌̇̔M̦͓̺̮̹͊ͪͯ̽ ̪̳̱͕̼̻ͪ̇̈́ͨͮ̇͗̆͗ͩ̃̅́͌͌͗̄̃ͅS̺͖̲̟̜̗̣̻̠̭̖̭͖͉͇̗̹͋̓͑ͅT̲̟̬̪͓̻̖͚̭̪͈̘͉̯ͯ̑́̊̿̏ͩE̙̲̺̤̝̪̗̙̮͉̔ͪͯ̓̂̓͋̽̎̄͊ͭͦ̒͐ͦV̭̠̙͙̙͈̀̆̈̽ͣ͋̓̌ͪ̈́̾ͪ͑̆E͈̞̪̟͓̦͎̬͚̝̒͂̾̉͌̐͌N̼͇̪͇ͧ͐ͭ͐̃̎͒̓̉̋.͕͎͍͙̟̪̟̃̀ͪ̄̔ͣ̌̐̇̋ͯͬ̈̇ͬ͋̌ͨ̾ ͕̩͍͍͕̪ͭͯ̒ͧ͐ͯͨ̅ͭͮ͆̿̚A̹̲̘̘̣̱̺̱̪̘ͬ̂̅͊͑̿͌ͦ͂͗ͮ̽͌̾͊̾L̲͈͚͔͑͛ͤ̓ͤ͗̓͛ͣ̔L̰̞̗͓̺̖̮͖̞̯͔ͧ̆͐̾̾̃ͭ̾̈̋͛ͅ ̤̟͚̘̥̬̻̏͐͛̓̎̊ͨͭ̐͑ͮ̔̚Ö̙̥̺͎͕͖͙̠̟̠̰͔̱̹͉̯̥̹̒̾ͭT͖̩̬̫̯̥̰͔̝͖̪̊͆͂͊ͦ̈͆͗ͦͫ̉̉̔ͣͅH̱̻̻̪̰̰͔̟̔̊͗̅ͨ̉̔E̮̪̤̻̞͇͉̹̫̺̪̯̅̄ͮ̾̏̈͛͊͂̊͂͂͛̂̊͛͗̚ͅR͓̮̮͉͓͓̺̠͈̆́̇̓́͊͒̅̋̊̆̾ͩͬ̐̉̚ ̗̼̰͒͛̂̉̑̍͑ͬ͊̌ͪ̋ͦͧͯ̚S̙͕͔̮̱͔̲͇̩̪̞͂̀͗̄̏͐̇ͨͤͪ͌ͭ̔͊͐T̲̟̖̲͔͉̬̠̭͔̑̈͂̒ͤ̈̉̉ͧͤͧͫͨͫ̚E͓̳̼͖̮̺̤̳̲̦͇̰̖͕̘͇̠͛͑͗̾ͨ̍̾̔ͅV͉̼͙͔͕̱͈̬̘͙͍̥̦̮̘͇̎̿͆̐ͨͤͅḚ͓̠̟͉ͨ̍ͬͪ̃͆̆̆̓̿ͦͫ̐̔N̬̤̖̠̗͈̻̠̣̣̺͛ͭ̎͛͗̌̂ͯͧͯ͂͗͊S͚͔̥̭̫͓̟̱̙̱̯̝̝̗̖̲͈͐͒ͨ̾̾ͧ̉͊ͧ̾̑̈ͯͅ ͓̦͚̻̯̻̭̬̋ͭͯͬͩ̉̐̅ͣͪ̆ͩÄ̞̼͎̲̫̥̦͎͇̭̯̺̋ͭ̔̌̆͛̉ͪͅR̙̘̦̯̭̮̦͇̖̩̤ͧ̂̈́̅̑͗ͦ̔E͖͕̘̞̎ͯ̌̍͋̓͊̋ͅ ̥̟̗̺̭̯͚̹̭̬̔͂̽̈́̉̌̒ͪ̃͐͑̓̈̑̚F̤̟̺̟̩̲͖ͦͨͪ̾̽̒̉̽A̜̗̭͙̦̝̻̘̒͒̐̑̑Ḻ̘͉̤͇͕̠̺̤͉̭̪̖̳̖̺̰̔͆̄͑̇ͫͅS̝̪̪̠̺̗͒͆ͭ͌͊̒̃ͭ̽̑͗͗̚E͚̱̩̰̣̬̩͎͎͉͕̙͂͆̐̔̃͊ͪ̄͊̿ͫ̏͆ͪͩͩ̏̚ͅ.̰̫͎͚̼̺̈͑̔̌̓ͯͬ͂̈ͬͯ̓̋ͤ̃̎̔
>>8567493
Why you crop it REE
>>8567502
>>8566891
>Implying the subject of inheritance is pure fiction.
Aside from the fact that Marty may have been legally obligated to give "Starchild" a very small cut of his own overall earnings. The jingle itself is perfectly capable of making its own money over time.
10 mil could seem like a stretch, sure. But for all we know, Pepe's is the equivalent of McDonalds.
If I were to get paid 1 dollar for every time my jingle is used commercially, and there were 2000 commercials playing on various channels a day would be enough to get 11 mil in 15 years time. Cut that in half and put it in with an extremely small % from my manager's earnings who had been making million dollar deals since a decade before... it's not impossible.
Of course, this is all fictional anyway, so we get to say that Greg's chance at being lucrative was even more successful than 10 mil, and taxes had already been taken out of that check.
Point is: the scenario works for the most part.
>>8567515
>>8567508
You're not going into the simulator
>>8567520
>>8567502
Thank you Korea for giving us Opal bust, but I will not forgive you for stealing these asses from us.
How is patric / steven typeing like that??!
>>8567530
>>8567526
ok. i did not ask
>>8567508
kek
>>8567552
those are drawn by Ian JQ.
>>8567530
I'm not actually a fan of this one, which is surprising. It's just so bland, which is surprising for Sugar.
>>8567518
>If I were to get paid 1 dollar for every time my jingle is used commercially
Except Greg is getting paid 25% so you're saying they're getting 4 dollars for every time the commercial is played? Somehow I doubt a literal who of the music industry would be pulling in that much in royalties.
>>8567492
but you really know how to sew? learn more so it doesn't come out shitty. it's cheaper to make one yourself anyway, and a lot of fun too.
>>8567543
that's basically it, they don't draw pearl hot since she dresses like a guy now and whatnot :( rip
>>8567544
No, but you're clearly trying hard to.
>>8567568
not really, she posts quick doodles all the time
>>8567571
I also said that if you cut that scenario in half in terms of earnings, combining it with other sources that were to likely come thru my manager for legal reasons would probably make up the difference anyway. Again, though. this show isn't grounded in reality, so they can afford to be off by a million or 10.
>>8567251
No.
Stop this at once. You may activate my latent pearlfag gene.
ok ok im done i'll stop with the stupid poorly done edits but boy was that fun. haven't shitposted like that in a while.
>>8567164
Good answer perifag
>>8567617
it's only natural
>>8567597
i don't even watch those simulator vids but ok
>>8567573
Yeah, I've made those shitty flat anime character looking plushies in the past. i even made up plans for a Jasper plush but I don't have any fabric dude. No way to get any and no money. Would rather have someone more professional make a plush anyway.
i want to tell him I'm bi. then proceed to fug
>>8567651
Too gay
>The gems left the safety of their world hanging on Holly Blue's pride
>Have made 0 attempt to prepare or train especially hard JUST IN CASE she doesn't stay quiet or lets it slip
OC, doing more requests. Also, the new episode was pretty boring.
>>8567648
practice with felt. it's way cheaper. you can test patterns and all that
>live for thousands of years
>act like children
It's like they have developmental disorders.
Do you think Salarians from Mass Effect would similarly see the other races of the galaxy as having developmental disorders for taking so long to mentally mature?
>>8567708
Navy's puffy pussy
>>8567708
Garnet gem pussy
>>8567704
Not her pride. If you don't do your job you're shattered as confirmed by Jasper. Holly Blue's only job is to look after the zoo and if she tells her diamond about two humans being stolen she's dead. Do you think she'd really let out a peep?
>>8567454
You're lying aren't you
>>8567727
Actually yeah
>>8567727
You shouldn't make fun of gem autism, it's something they were all born with and can't help.
>>8567651
Do it anon
Get the dicking of your life
>>8567751
Blue doesn't seem the type to break someone over something like that, especially if she embellishes the truth and lays most of the blame on the (truthfully) traitorous rejects working for her.
>>8567751
>as confirmed by Jasper
Not really, that was just Jasper's stupid personal philosophy. Nothing we've seen so far coincides with it. The Beta gems are "misshapen" and weren't shattered, Peridot failed at her job and wasn't going to be just left there to die.
>>8567708
Lars spread eagle with a boner in his workout clothes?
>>8567751
Yellow Diamond was pretty forgiving of Peridot even though she destroyed the ship, lost her limb enhancers, and presumably got Jasper and Lapis killed.
I wish i my own pearl to hug me when i need one, comfort me when i need to be comforted, and talk with me when i need someone to talk to the most
>>8567651
I would fuck a dude but I never will since it would require me to shave my asshole and that seems like a massive hassle
>>8567790
>>8567789
What if that did happen?
>>8567781
>>8567783
You guys didn't watch The Answer or remember that it's only BD's saddness over PD's death that the zoo and the gems are still alive did you?
>>8567751
Jasper only thinks failures should be shattered because she's autistic
>>8567811
>The Answer
And I'm done talking to you since you're clearly a retard. Buh bye now.
>>8567811
We will have to wait and see, BD was willing to shatter someone over something stupid like fusion but YD didn't immediately jump to punishing Peridot when she found out she crashed the handship.
>>8567814
Jasper didn't give a fuck about Peridot either
>>8567814
shes nor
>>8567864
Yes she did.
She wanted to get her eggnant then and there until she realize she was too far memed
>>8567828
>give evidence that counters your claim that it's just Jasper's philosophy and why the earth gems weren't shattered
>get called a retard
Well alright fuck being correct if you prefer your version of the truth I guess.
>>8567811
Holy shit. I never actually saw any of the art from the storybook beyond the cover before this.
Does it actually look that bad?
>>8567882
>eggnant
>>8567864
She also wasn't PURGING all the corrupted gems whom she saw as failures, I'm pretty sure it's just traitors who get shattered and BD wanted to shatter Ruby because Ruby was low class and not a member of her court and she saw it as wrong to fuse with Sapphire.
Who's the mother?
>>8567969
Your mom
It's coming
>>8568099
pearl's t rex arm is hilarious
>>8567888
>bad
You draw something 'better' then
>>8568138
The artist tried their best and that's what matters
>>8568213
I can, and frequently do, draw better art in ms paint all the time.
Would you a shapeshifter coming onto you in the form of your dead wife? I probably would
>>8568284
You're god damn right. CN should hire you to make all their Steven Universe books.
top or bottom?
>>8568322
Left
>>8568295
Can you rephrase that question in a more properly constructed sentence?
>>8568327
If the opportunity to a shapeshifter coming onto you in the form of your dead wife arose, would you?
>>8568343
So, fuck a shapeshifter in the form of my dead wife?
Well, I dn't know, I've never had a dead wife or even dead girlfriend. All my ex's are still alive.
>>8568326
kinky
THOSE NIGGERS TOOK JASPER OUT OF THE PRECIOUS STONES IMAGES
>>8568372
Who?
/ss/
>>8568401
kys
which gem makes best fat?
This place is the worst
>>8568437
At least it's not Undertale General
>>8568437
okay
>>8568437
sorry
Wanna see a magic trick? I can ruin the thread in one post!
>>8568480
You can't really ruin what's already shit.
>>8568463
looks like an asian here
>>8568446
True. That place is literal shit, and not in the fun way
>>8568488
Try me
>>8568446
Undertale General is better than 5 Nights General
>>8568505
Was that your one post?
>>8568511
Nothing can ruin a thread like mlp
>>8568506
Yeah, but you have to admit it is pretty shit.
>>8568538
I think it worked
>>8568554
What worked?
I want to get off to space rocks. Post really sexy gems
>>8568567
Ruining the thread
>>8568571
>>8568571
>>8568577
Too bad you didn't.
Shit the thread still lives, better move on to bigger things
>>8568571
Got you covered.
what if lapis told you the only humans she liked were the white ones
>>8568601
moar
>>8568609
I'd actually like her.
>>8568609
Tell her she's come to the right guy
>>8568609
I would tell her to scram because Niggersper is the only girl for me
What does Steven's milk taste like?
>>8568459
peridot wtf
>>8568644
strawberry milk
>>8568618
Got it fama
>>8568668
nutted
And now, I can rule as the new Diamond.
What would you do if Harper pinned you to the ground and pulled out a foot long penis.
>>8568813
I'd be disappointed at how much smaller it was than I expected.
>>8568827
Ok, 8 foot penis then, and that's the GIRTH
>>8568813
I would tell Harper to scram because Niggersper is the only girl for me.
>>8568844
Its not consentual
>>8568924
I decided that was too small for her, it is now 10 kilometers long and 5 kilometers wide
>>8568834
I'd be disappointed at how much smaller it was than I expected.
I found a new Becky interview!! Becky, you do not need to be like Garnet! You are already perfect the way you are!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXaSKMl9l3w
>>8568950
Fuck off
>>8568943
New measurements have already been made
>>8568956
Rudeposter stop rudeposting!
Your walking by and accidentally grab pearls ass, she gives you this look, what do?
>>8568950
>Steven is brother
>Lion is cat
>CGs are self inserts of various sides of her
So you can make an entire cast with literally influences from your life and people will dig it.
>>8568932
Nnnnn that sounds uncomfortable, I'll pass, brotha
>>8568984
>CGs are self inserts of various sides of her
Which one is the bulimic miscarrying side of her?
>>8568982
>accidentally grab ass
This never happens. Same with Pearl liking physical contact from a human.
>>8568991
You'll like it.
>>8568994
Pearl, obviously
Pearl is what she most identifies with iirc
>>8568994
Obviously the worst gem
>>8568995
Its theoretical, like all what if's
>>8569012
true.
What if Amethyst discovered the Police Station?
>>8569027
Shed probably pull pranks, distract, and be a nuisance to them until her friends tell her the moral she has to learn.
>>8569049
>the moral she has to learn.
which would be?
>>8568950
its blocked in my country, what does she say?
What if Lapis were in Fallout New Vegas?
>>8569054
"When to stop fooling around" or when fun goes to far.
>>8569065
Fucking sucks I know
>>8568982
tell her it was an accident so she won't rape me
>>8569023
amethyst doesn't puke. that's Opal
What if Steven had to learn to deal with his magic alien allergies?
What if Steven asked to suck your dick and then said he wasn't really serious when you say 'yes' but still gave a little wink afterwards?
>>8569061
She answers that her favorite gem to write is Garnet because she thinks it's a good exercise to write the kind of person she wants to be.
She also gets a little choked up when she answers that SU is based of her relationship with her brother and how he was always there for her.
Lastly, she says that Lion is based off of her tabby cat Lion irl.
What if Steven showed Garnet Pokemon Go?
>>8569096
Team mystic
>>8569086
Didn't she say she wanted most to be like Rose a little bit ago?
I hate to say it but I think she wants be like Pearl because eating disorder but she knows she can't say that or else she would get torn to shreds, so instead she says the 'healthy' ones like Rose and Garnet. I could be wrong but that's the gut feeling I get.
>>8569000
As much as I would love Jasper to pound my wet puss puss, I think ill pass m8
>>8569086
>her favorite gem to write is Garnet
shes such a fucking liar, dunno why she always rides garnet's dick when people ask her about her favorites when it's obviously not garnet.
if garnet is her example of who she likes to write for the most than i guess she's a shit writer.
>>8568950
Rebecca wants to be a boring dumb nigger?
>>8569117
specially when the whole team is constantly sucking pearl's dick
>>8569086
>SU is based of her relationship with her brother and how he was always there for her
hm... can't relate
>>8569117
I agree with this anon >>8569115
she sucks Pearl's dick. there's no way Pealr isn't her fav
we're getting another Pearl arc soon too
What if Steven were in the Simpsons?
>>8569129
right, she does too so why not just say it
stop saying garnet just so you can get the blm nig approval
>>8569109
she says garnet because that's the safest sjw answer
>>8569143
If she admits Pearl is her favorite Ian will forcefeed her in the cellar again
Is Garnet only boring and flawless because Rebecca is scared of making the black lesbian representation character do anything wrong and upsetting Tumblr?
whats this about sugar with an eating disorder? meme or fact?
>>8569153
I would think that too but I think it's suspicious how she said she wanted to be like Rose 2 seconds ago and now she says Garnet. It makes me think she isn't being honest.
>>8569126
kek honestly. personally i see garnet as typically cold and intimidating. early on in the show it was pretty rare to see her warmer side. i wouldn't want to be like her at all.
>>8569172
honestly, yes. not even joking.
you saw what happened with bismuth.
what if his... penis... gets in the way?
>>8569182
rose is fat and pretty so shes also a safe sjw answer
>>8569174
Half meme half fact?
She did get very spoopy looking a couple years ago but she never explicitly admitted to having an eating disorder.
Nobody knows anything for a fact, but she did get obviously underweight for like a year. So not quite a meme or a fact. I don't know what you would call it. Speculation maybe
>>8569199
>>8569160
God I fucking hate that artist with every fiber of my being
>>8569217
stop bodyshaming shitlord
>>8569217
Yeah, CL is the true SU fanart king.
What if Ronaldo did a webcomic about video games
I want to forcefeed Rebecca with Jasper's creamy breastmilk
What if Steven got a white collar job?
What if Greg's penis were the answer to uncorrupting gems?
>>8569268
haha le murdercock maymay xDDD
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>>8569280
Good thing I've read CWC before
>>8569280
Purge
What if Peedee got his hair stuck in a blender at the wrestling match? Wouldn't that be funny?
What if Steven's next gem magic he learned was the miracle of childbirth?
>>8569312
that would be pretty funny haha
>>8569280
that's a nice White Diamond shirt
>>8569322
New cute Hybrids W H E N
What if Steven did a crossover with Regular Show?
>>8562226
kill yourself
>>8569387
>Diamonds aren't forever
>>8569387
How is there a coloured and a non-coloured .gif version of this image?
Early morning requests?
>>8569482
Steven peeing himself and farting
>>8569482
pumpkin and melon doggo hanging out with gem of your choice
>>8569258
Steven deserves better.
>>8569537
Steven deserves only the best, and the best can only come from Jasper's breasts.
Goodmorning /sug/
>>8569640
Morning
>>8569640
>>8569666
>>8569666
How are you doing satan anon?
How could the Gems allow Steven to grow up to be such a huge slut?
>>8569719
This is one half of Garnet.
>>8569719
It runs in his family.
I believe in you Anon, you can do it.
>>8569773
Thanks anon
Poel
why isnt this on /co/