Pokephilia Thread
Pokepussy and qt Pokedick welcome
Who's your Pokewaifu/Pokehusbando?
What's your desired Pokeharem?
TotT: Which Alola Pokemon is sexiest?
Everyone is welcome, come chat about pokesmut!
>>8554055
good taste
>>8554246
you have the female version?
>>8554055
Steenee, obviously.
>>8554287
decided to look for it on the booru
lurantis a best
>>8554055
I like Pheromosa.
>>8554510
grass has so many of the best waifus
Whats your desired pokeharem and what role would each pokemon in it preform?
>Female flaffy, nice and fluffy great for cuddlefucking
>Female garchomp, an aggressive rapist fun for seeing who could top
>Female eevee, tight little warm cockhole i decide what to evolve it into later
>Miltank, For milking
>Salazzle, just to make sure i never get a good nights sleep
>Male lopunny, sissy buttslut/clean up boy
Rate my pokeharem
>>8552505
>tfw no thick fluffy boy harem
Sauce or artist of this pic?
Sexy, delicious feets
did the dying guy stop dying
would you?
>>8559668
Yes, after getting some meds, and some sleep (finally) last night, I'm feeling 10x better, still not fully well though, but I am able enough to write, let's leave it at that.
>>8559937
Yes x 1,000,000
>>8560389
good work
if theyve got a catheter in you dont try to write porn, trust me
ive been there and that's not a happy time for a boner to happen
>>8561191
glad to say that's not something that's necessary for them to do, besides, I'm currently home, so no need to worry about writing privately.
>>8554055
I bet we're gonna have a lot of anons who had Primarina as their first waifu or waifu(male) in ten years. What has Gamefreak done?
>>8561766
>so many anons that are going to have good taste
feels good
>>8561766
they've released the plebs
>>8561988
wrong board
>>8554727
>Flaaffy
My nigga
>>8554390
>Steenee
My nigga
All we need now is Brionne.
>>8564933
>>8554055
qt Pokedick welcome
Deerling story when?
>>8561497
>Female Samurott
You have supreme tas-
>Anthro
You tried.
>tend to prefer straight stuff
>unquestionably gay for canines
i also love espeon so you know
>>8564933
>>8564947
I can't believe I overlooked Brionne until now.
>>8569152
post oral
>>8569152
I captured and trained a Zoroark to level 100 because of how much I love her.
>>8569439
what the fuck is that monstrosity?
>>8569455
>posting the censored version
Don't worry anon, here's the right one
>>8569525
Saved, thank you. Zoroark deserves to be seen in all of her glory.
>>8555669
Artist is isuzu9, though lewd Snivy is a minority of their stuff. They also don't seem to post anymore.
>>8554055
>tfw no talking coincat bf
>>8573358
>Anthro
>>8573976
>he doesn't want plump reshiram butt in his face
this and what I posted earlier is the closest my waifu can get to facesitting
We need more posters. Do we finally sell our souls and become the lewd version of the Pokemon are real threads?
>>8574258
You havn't sold your soul already?
>>8574604
I'd sell my soul to fuck a delphox
>>8574991
same desu
Does anyone have any chesnaught(female) stuff? The only pics I can find are male.
>>8575709
I love the shiny or sweaty fur. It highlights her curves and muscles, and shows it's slick and easy to fuck.
>>8574258
Role-play is a great way to turn a thread into utter shit. Let's avoid that, I kinda like this place.
>>8578041
ho-oh really deserves more porn
>>8578041
>>8578370
Indeed
>>8578723
Don't mind me, just paying tribute to the two sexiest foxgirls to ever grace Pokemon.
I went to check this one for the porn and ended up being trapped into the story.
Wish there was more porn like this
https://e621.net/post/show/811698/barefoot-black_hair-brown_eyes-clothed-clothing-co
>>8571925
I wish there were more fat-assed Jolteon pics. This particular one always does things to my dick.
So much gard porn. It wasn't particularly good though
Mimikyu, of course.
>>8582208
I actually lost my boner.
>>8582543
I can't seriously believe you masturbate to this picture.
>>8582695
You got me. I masturbate to this:
>>8582695
>>8582963
kinky
>>8582963
Nah you are now just posting creepy shit.
It was actually creepier when it was for sexual.
>>8583006
looks like something from dark souls lol
>>8583012
Well at least I feel relatively normal about wanting Tsareena to step on me now.
>>8583137
I still can't understand what is so creepy about this thing to me.
>>8583187
Trust me, feet are the greatest things ever.
>>8583422
Stupid thumbnail poster
>>8573358
>*braaaaaaaaap*
>>8583947
this is my fetish
>>8579978
It's a wild ride for sure
rimmable
>>8585437
>>8554309
Who else /bestsnek/ here?
>>8586066
gud taste
>>8574604
That reminds me, is the guy who was writing that deerling story still doin that?
best tapu
Post more Mimikyu, you cowards.
>>8590370
I am not scared of it, it just gives me creeps.
>>8588830
Yes, I was seriously sick/unable to do anything but rest for a few nights,, after getting to the doc's and getting some meds, I'm able to start it today, I apologize very much so for the delay, but it wasn't anything in my control
bumpo
>>8590588
Post more of it!
>>8583187
>wanting tsareena to step on you
>weird
actually normie tier desu
>>8590370
or we could post more Best Tapu
>>8591607
You're back now, all that matters. And you're alive too, so, extra bonus.
>>8597731
Nah.
>>8599936
Disastermon looks like that irl
>>8600210
It's true
Deerling smut pls
Why do gay pokefags have such shit taste
>>8603886
could you be more specific as to what "shit taste" means to you in this context
'cause i'm seeing mostly pretty good stuff here
>>8604760
No vaginas = Shit taste obviously
>>8554055
Tsareena a best.
>>8591607
GET TO WORK, SLAVE
>>8604760
what you posted pretty much, i hate canine dicks and am really not attracted to dogs in general. it's why i hate furries so much, too many dogs.
>>8554727
>Whats your desired pokeharem and what role would each pokemon in it preform?
Raichu - paw stuff, cuddling, stomach stuff
Glaceon - oral, teasing, cuddling
Braixen- cuddling, oral, teasing
Arcanine - smothering, femdom and rough play
Audino/Mega Audino - butt stuff, smothering, cuddling, stomach stuff
Mega Lopunny - femdom, paw stuff and rough play
>>8606584
>your own Pokemon will never be your mistress
>she'll never spank you when you lose a battle
>she'll never cuddle you to make up for leaving your bottom red and stinging
>she'll never make you kiss her when a female trainer's back is turned
>she'll never grope and fondle you during a call with your mother or the professor
>she'll never force you to make the relationship public after you become champion of the region
Why are we here? Just to suffer?
>>8612216
Like this?
>>8612619
Not exactly what I had in mind but I wouldn't mind that. I just imagine that a Mega Lopunny would probably be a lot physically stronger than me and would be able to toss me around like a rag doll if she wanted to despite being larger and heavier than her.
>>8612216
Good taste
>>8612867
https://fanfiction.net/s/6288949/1/Watch-out-for-those-ears
You might like this.
>>8612589
not him, but that pic is pretty shitty
>>8612216
>Raichu - paw stuff
good shout good shout
>>8609357
well
ok then
i won't judge (out loud)
what do you actually *like*
>>8569461
I never thought about this before now, but with a large population of intelligent non-human, there are going to be specialist optometrists making pokéglasses for pokémon who need vision correction.
Pokémon in glasses everywhere.
That's cute as fuck.
>>8613206
I did, the play fighting and overall disparity in strength nailed exactly one of the main things I like about that type of scenario
>>8612974
>>8614099
thanks
>>8616797
well drawn anthros, that includes the pokemon that are already mostly anthro. I'm actually indifferent to dog dicks and all that, I was just venting at the time. I guess I'm just sick of poorly drawn shit in general and a lack of content for some pokemon. I'm learning to draw and,well it's a pretty slow process and I'm not quite there yet.
>>8619280
SIMGLE
>>8622066
what?
>>8622082
A newfag, welcum
>>8622538
been here for a long while, never saw the term "simgle" used before
>>8622627
Define here
/vp/, /trash/, 4chan?
Anyways this ancient meme comes from /vp/, from ahorny furfag shitposting Master, are you simgle? with that vaporeon image.
>>8622667
/b/ a long while ago, then went to /trash/ after that turned into a shitstorm, jumped into these threads on /trash/ when they were slow, started writing for /trash/ and only go onto the fanfic thread for /vp/, still do write, just not as much.
Can't say I ever saw that meme before in my entirety of browsing, so no, I'm not simgle if that's what you're asking
>>8622732
Well it is a semi banned meme now, because it is as you can see, 100% furfag and mods got touchy about the thing for a while.
>>8622843
funny meme, wish I was there for it
>>8622865
Well have another one then
>>8622906
I find em adorable yet funny at the same time, idk why
this "liveforthefunk" person has killed so many sperm cells that it's probably considered a war crime
>>8623179
his art style should be considered a war crime
>>8623219
your face is a war crime
>>8623239
that one's alright since he doesn't completely destroy the pokemon, but he still deserves death by a firing squad
>>8622865
In the wild this rarely happens. It's just that female bugs want the male to fuck off after mating and in captivity they can't do that so the female gets aggravated.
>>8623273
I'm aware, I still find the joke incredibly funny though
>>8555669
This motivates the Snivy
Favorite comic?
personally i really liked this one
https://e621.net/pool/show/9001
>>8624708
that's pretty good my man, especially since it's in the pmd universe, rather than how other people make somehing up entirely
anyone find any good fapfics?
You can eat her pussy or her butt.
Make your choice now.
>>8628769
Butt. Easiest choice of my life.
>>8628769
Pfft. Both.
>>8628769
neither because i'm not a pedo
>>8628769
eat butt
finger vag with one hand
rub clit with the other
>>8628769
Pussy. Love cute Kirlia cunny.
>>8622865
LURANTIS ISNT A MANTIS REEEEE
ITS A PLANT MASQUERADING AS ONE
Why are pokemon such sluts for human dick?
>>8633109
You're seen as another pokemon but they can't tell what your egg group is. They just assume you're compatible.
>>8633109
>There once were Pokémon that married people.
>There once were people who married Pokémon.
>This was a normal thing because long ago people and Pokémon were the same.
>>8633304
My head canon is that female Salandit can't compete with Salazzle for male Salandit attention, so when they get captured by Pokemon trainers they go from outcasts to being pampered and loved. So they consider their trainer the first member of their harem. When they evolve, instead of trying to make a harem of male Salandit they consider their male trainer a harem that's one big male instead of many males, so instead of being sluts for Pokedick they are sluts just for their trainer, wanting their trainer's dick and love whenever they can get it.
>>8634263
doesn't change the fact that it's one of the ugliest pokemon ever
>>8634301
I bet you think lucario is a good design too.
>>8634263
I wonder if her pheromones are strong enough to make you swear off human pussy forever.
>>8634360
no lucario is shit
i dislike most canine designs
>>8633643
marriage is CUTE!!
>>8634301
>t. Pokemon trainer with no taste
>>8634495
most of them, i just dislike salazzle and most of the canine ones
probably wouldn't fuck magnemite or metang and shit like that though.
>>8633304
I always assumed we were Field/Humanoid egg group.
Normal type, but with different 'forms' granting psychic or fighting secondary types.
Actually now I think about it, with 90% of the Pokémon population being generic trained types maybe they really are just different Human Forms. Do Bird Tamers have flying secondary typing? Do Hikers have secondary rock?
I need to think about this.
>>8634732
I had a similar idea but confined to psychic, dark, and fighting. Would be a shit ability depending on how it's executed though, but it's not like humans would have OU base stats anyway.
If it's something like
>keep mono normal typing but get STAB on psychic, dark, and fighting
That's a great ability, and arguably fucking overpowered.
But if it's something like
>you randomly (in game terms, in realist terms it would be whatever you used most) get a psychic, fighting, or dark secondary typing
Which is just gimmicky and not that great for something that uses up an ability, but it's also the more likely of the two.
However, normal types can use all sorts of moves without a secondary typing. So psychic and aura using humans isn't the best indicator for abilities and gimmicks.
Someone on /vp/ came up with other abilities if humans were statted or bothered training themselves up like pokemon. Stealing it
Ability:
Technician, because of human book smarts
Pickup because humans are resourceful.
Schooling because humans are formidable and tricky in numbers.
Wielding: Boosts Attack and Critical Hit when holding an item. Item effects, including Fling, are boosted.
First-Aid: Can use regular healing items that are held as if they were berries.
Utility: Empty move slot becomes filled with a move that depends on the item.
>>8554727
> Whats your desired pokeharem and what role would each pokemon in it preform?
Pikachu/Raichu: Paw, stomp, paw cuddling, paw worship, all the likes
Zoroark: Paw as well, but also vore
Sylveon: vore and paws again
>>8635359
>vore
>on normal to small sized creatures
>>8635469
> micro/macro
>>8635469
>vore
>at all
>>8635469
> caring about someone's kinks on non-existant cartoon monsters
this finally got finished
>>8633643
I feel that 'marriage' may have been more metaphor than literal. If pokeball technology didn't exist in the past, then there probably would have had to be some method to gain trust and partnership with a pokemon.
>>8637747
They are sapient animals
People mostly just hate bestiality fags because animals can't communicate or consent
But that doesn't happen with pokemon.
>>8637747
The whole passage doesn't make sense in a metaphor context. Why would the passage need to clarify that it used to be a "normal thing because humans and pokemon were the same" if it were just metaphorical? Also it's confirmed that you had to tame them without the use of pokeballs in BW. Drayden is so old he was a trainer before pokeballs were a thing.
>>8637954
We know that people used apricorns before, from Silver/Gold/HG/SS
>>8637747
yeah or they could have really cute weddings and nice marriages
>>8638037
I wonder if that was universal back then or if every region had their own methods. Like Unova for example wouldn't have apricorns. Or maybe they're actually everywhere and Gamefreak is just too lazy to put all the nice features introduced in one game.
>>8638037
Yeah thats just before pokeballs.
There was a time before people knew how to catch pokemon
>>8638163
The second most likely
rescue from page 9
>>8638169
With their penis?
>>8591607
C'mon, step it up!!
>>8635359
>>8635880
I like
>>8635359
Excellent taste. Raichu paws deserve to be worshipped.
>paws
I'm sorry my /vp/ trauma reminds me of bui
Would you a Swadloon /trash/?
>>8643402
probably not
>>8643744
Did he died
>>8643098
I wish I could be hugged between a giant Raichu's toes
>>8643792
Don't mess with Goodra.
>>8643792
He died trying to get THICC pokepuss so he died happy.
I want to impregnate the fairy sheep.
>>8644172
This nigga right here.
This nigga is a real nigga.
femcineroar is almost as qt as primarina
Eevees are really cute.
>>8644240
>its a black dick epsiode
>>8634263
This is now my headcanon as well.
>>8644172
Be glad 'scat' isn't one of the most common fetishes, unlike feet.
>>8647584
AY YO WHITEY I'M TAKING YO LIL' SHEEP MONSTER
>>8648622
>hands on an otherwise feral body
>>8651541
They look pretty close to paws to me.
I want to marry this lizard!
>>8652319
>>8612619
>Mega Lopunny thighjob
I never HNGGG'd so hard in my goddamn life
V-vulpix pussy.
>>8654836
Dick in vulpix pussy.
>>8655025
Yes, I would put my dick in vulpix pussy. I'd gently fill it up, start moving and finish by cumming inside.
Then I'd put a leash on her and we'd go for a walk, with her pussy still dripping my cum.
>>8655228
Don't forget to feed her, too!
>>8643402
yes
>>8655335
I'll feed her plenty of cum and do it often enough that every time I take my cock out she'll start lapping at it right away if I don't push her down first.
>>8651649
nigga they have fucking fingernails
>>8659947
>tfw they basically feed on positive emotions
>tfw she'd do all your weird fetishes to keep you happy
Time for contrarians to accept they're actually the best waifumon.
>>8660326
I mean, I'm kind of partial to having a husbando instead.
>>8660458
They can do that for you too. Truly a best.
>>8660535
>>8660535
>>8660557
Honestly, not bad considering I'm not a huge fan of them. Pokemon topping trainers is the best.
Espeon love
Have a WIP. Will be finished tomorrow.
>>8648622
Post Mawile please
https://randompokemon.com/
Randomly generate your pokemon and their natures, how does your party get along? where are you in it?
>>8662329
AHHH I LOVE IT it's so cute
>your zoroark will never ask you what your ideal body is in an attempt to seduce you
>she will never get flustered when you say her true form is
Why live?
I'm ashamed to have fapped to this.
>>8612589
just add fapping and you just described pretty much everyone who lurks these threads
>>8637479
ouu yeah congrats! looks great!
>big protective cuddly monster fox
>please
>impish, brash and randy monster fox
>please
>>8665050
>fapping to any of these boring pictures in the thread
lmao
>>8667188
Sounds like you're high maintenance as fuck.
>>8667188
Show some not boring pictures.
>>8666516
1/3
>>8666516
>>8668542
2/3
>>8666516
>>8668553
3/3
>>8668233
You have good taste. I would not mind this in the least. Either double team the Gardevoir, or ending up sandwiched between both.. So many possibilities. Mh. I'd also tease the hell out of her by going down on the Blaziken and having her watch. See what she thinks of that.
Smug cat is best cat
Dating another trainer and getting intimate with eachother's team together is so cute and hot to me. Telling eachother what their mons like, trading partners for a night, teaming up on your gf/bf or on a pokemon, giant cuddle piles, ah.
>>8669086
>sharing your Pokemon with anyone
>ever
guys how do i pick a pokemon to draw porno of? i have too many that I like.
>>8668619
More squishy kitty paws
>>8670187
don't draw porn until you learn how to draw
New bread?