ERP Thread: It's Not a Contest, But If It Was I'd Win

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>>8545407
I want to play a thicc cutie and get my ass pounded into next week, that's what I want

>>8545414
Eh
Trixie is cool

>>8545497
No

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>>8545451
At least the shitposting has died down a bit, but sometimes I wonder...

>>8545508
I would indulge.

Sorry for keeping asking, but the zero suit fox is here? I want to make every reply I can because is night time again

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Hello again

>>8545451
>tfw I've been edging for the past two hours and this made me blow a huge fucking load

>>8545511
Is this the gay furry who does vore RP with Chat?

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>>8545497
Trying again.

>>8545266 (Nameless vampire/Mistress)
It will be done mistress.
>The servant thinks for a minute what the best part of her to clean first to be, and ultimately decides to cleanse her body off first. He stands up then leans forward to pick up a bottle of body lotion, causing the X in between his legs to come into a much closer view. With the bottle in hand, he sits himself back down, then squirts a generous amount into his palm before rubbing his hands together to get the lotion all over them. He first begins with her slender arms, taking care of them one at a time by using both hands to clean one limb. When both were covered in a fine layer of suds, his hands then trail down her sides until they reach one of her delicate legs, which they then lift up from the bath so he could properly clean them. The way the servant's hands moved was slow and gentle, using the utmost care as to not harm his mistress' skin. Her body was next, but as it was completely submerged in water and he could not properly lift it, he had no other choice but to ask her for a little help.
Mistress, could you please stand for me so that I may clean your body

>>8545266 (Vampire)
>He chuckles, placing the crossbow firmly on his back and latching it again. He reaches behind him, into belt pouches, grabbing a waterskin and a few bulbs of garlic.
You're rich, in more ways than one. Funny you keep clinging to this whole monster thing. But no, I don't suppose you would, though that cape might look good hanging from one.
>He starts popping the bulb in the air and catching it as he walks closer. His index and thumb pinch at his chin pensively, before weighing both items in front of her.
I can see why an aristocrat wouldn't like garlic, given the flowery smell they give off everywhere...but fresh water? A lot of nobles would kill for things like that. And yet the peasant here were more than willing to give that up, and I don't really see what that'd do to you other than soak that white blouse. And as much fun as that sounds, it'd be more of a nuisance than a hindrance, wouldn't it?

Name one (1) bad thing about Trixie other than being a horsefucker.

>>8544779
(D.va)

Cum for appa, Princess! Cum for for all of us You Brazen Slut!
>The anon quickly sends another tip equal to the previous, as he now orders you to let go and climax atop the massive bestial shaft. Proceeding to stroke his sensitive cock with his left hand while the right clears of the big screen to watch you bring yourself to a pleasurable release for every one of your adoring fans. The audience agog as they watched with baited breath while you came. There own myriad of orgasms going off at the same time. If the Korean idol had been in the same room as her lascivious viewers, she would've been painted white like a porcelain doll with their endless bukake. Anon bit his lip, tugging it slowly through his teeth as he stroked his still steel hard pole during the idol's orgasm. Waiting until you raised your head back up from the cacophonous climax and could clearly see the screen again.
That's a good girl, appa is very proud of you.
Get that monstrous cock nice and lubed up with your slick juice.
Appa wants to see you gape that tiny star between your sweet cheeks!
>His next tip chain progressively building up the amount as it peaked with his the command to gape your tightly sealed back door. Your poor little pucker being so left untapped, only having your sweet nectar sliding down across it's tender ridges. Anon wished he could softly kiss it, and slather it with long licks. To hungrily eat out your cute asshole while fingering your slit and teasing your clit with his thumb. Giving it the energetic loving that it deserved. Nevertheless, he was more than content to see your puffy saucer stretched wide open by the turgid flare of the extensive silicone horse shaft.

>>8545550
>Cuts your suit's hose.

>>8545556
I guess? If by chat you mean Discord.

>>8545582
Good writer, no passion

>>8545582
Something something Owain

Reminder that avatars like Mika and Iowa ruined this thread like how Islam ruined Europe by teling /v/irgins in E3 threads to come here as an epic joke. Yes, the very Iowa you worship as a saint did this.

>>8545460 (Balalaika)
Heh…
>An amused smile formed on the male’s lips as he assaulted Balalaika’s bare breasts with his mouth, wrapping hi slips around the flesh nubs on top of her mounds. His tongue swirled around the nipples in circles, enjoying the texture and taste of her flesh. Meanwhile, he reached for the base of his cock, stroking it a couple of times before cautiously lead his throbbing manhood into her sex, shoving deep and hard with a single thrust before moving his hips back and forth, his nose letting out some air.
Nnngn…!
>He did it. He was inside one of the most dangerous women ever and yet… He was still alive! More importantly, he had a duty to make her feel good! His hands took a hold of her hips, increasing the speed and strength behind every powerful, lust-fueled motion of his hips, the sound of his crotch colliding with Balalaika’s filling the air.

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Where all da furries at

>>8545606
>A few posts in a thread containing a thousand rotating posts that disappeared in probably ten minutes caused the downfall of /erp/
Keep scapegoating

>>8545266 (Miss Vampire) A repost.
>The male was breathing slowly at this point, recovering his breath and twitching at her sole grinding against his cock, making his seed leak from the red tip. He looks up to the budty girl, enjoying his pleasurable suffering. His cock was slowly softening, reaching a semi-hard state before the male nodded and gulps.
Ah...T-thank you I guess,miss....H-how can I repay that?
>He asked while scratching the back of his head, the two little orifices on his neck were leaking a bit of blood.

>>8545565
(That X was supposed to be cock. Gotta learn how to stop thinking ahead.)

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>>8545595
...you know, I was trying to have fun and play pretend with you. But now you ruined my costume. You're no fun...

>>8545619
I admire your persistence

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Almost didn't notice the new thread. Now stop being asshats and put your cock out.

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>>8545582
She's not a horse fucker, It's pony shit. Still makes me hard AF though.

>>8545606
>/This/ thread.
But this thread just started a few minutes ago!

>>8545511
Hey, have you had any fun? I've seen you about but I don't think I've seen you in a session yet.

>>8545451
H-hot.

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>>8545657
I've only had two sessions so far.
One on discord and one on the thread, which kinda went unfinished because my anon had to go to bed.

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>>8545652
N-no... I don't know how well I could handle your cunt turning into a hand and literally pulling my cock into it.

>You will never fuck a pair of ass lips.

>>8545528
Did you happen to save your last reply?

>>8545620
The threads worsened in quality right after she did that.

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>>8545614
>Colliding with the back of her snatch gets a hard grunt from Bala. The speed up catches her off guard at first, and for a moment she's nothing but a passenger to his aggression, jostled around without anything to do but hold on in response. She soon comes to her wits, however, and she curls her fingers tightly in his hair, pulling back just a tiny bit to keep him cattled in.
Good boy...
>The words come out in nothing short of a whisper, and she starts to grind back against him, looking to maintain some semblance of control in her position.

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>>8544511
>muh anxious
I know this is a late reply, but it's time to expose you my dude. Speaking as the only person here who actually made an effort to keep contact with the guy, Anxious has been dead and gone for a while now. I think he might have actually killed himself, we haven't spoken in a long time.
Point is, it is time to let go. Anxious is either gone from the thread or literally dead.

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>>8545709
>n-nope...

>>8545642
I'll just tell you right now you weren't making any dicks twitch with that costume of yours.

>>8545652
But my cock isn't on fire?

>>8545721
What do I have to do to get a titfuck from those?

>>8545707
Whats this thing?

>Having to reply to an old as fuck post in a desperate attempt to get relevancy.

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>>8545722
It was a facetious response, Bolin. I haven't brought him up in...fuck knows how long. Chill.

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I think my folder's pretty good for now. Like my Braixen folder it will probably grow overtime.

>>1
I agree.

>>8545722
With any luck he sought out psychiatric help. He needed it.

>>8545788
>Jinx & Fronk go to Mexico to save Jiro & Hotaru from the cartels.jpg

>>8545790
>she smirks as her folder grows

>>8545764
If you're asking about the avatar, it's a character named Kass from the new Zelda game, Breath of the Wild. They're supposed to be the new Rito, except they're actually attractive and not just humans with a duck beaks on their faces.

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>>8545497
(Something something rape me into a dumb, convulsing mess and hose me with your sperm. Break me like a cheap onahole and throw me away when you're done. Oh and where the fuck are the cards?)

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>>8545727
>Fox's hands found themselves squeezing your plump ass, one of them slowly tails over to your tail squeezing the base to test how sensitive it might be.

>>8545817
Isn't that quite lewd...Is the fourth a GB character?

>>8545817
tfw useless hotels are almost both 99 even though you never use them

>>8545832
>Gropes the Foxo

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>>8545788
>I was merely pretending to be retarded
:^)
>>8545805
He seriously did. I actually like the guy, but he really needed to speak to somebody who wasn't an autistic toddler. He had the good sense to cut himself off from ERP, maybe he was smart enough to take it a step further and seek out some form of help.
>the last thing I said to Anxious was "kys"
Oh fuck

>>8545721
>The male’s hands reached for the underside of her legs, lifting them to give his throbbing, rock-hard cock even better access to Balalaika’s lovely cunt. She felt so good, oh so damn good and he loved every second of it. While not exactly an expert in technique, he displayed his affection and desire for her with the passion behind every mighty thrust, feeling his cock spit precum inside her love tunnel.
Nnngh… Balalaika…
>The man grunted as a single drop of sweat fell from his chin and onto her breast, arching forward to plant a kiss as he brace himself for his orgasm, feeling closer and closer with every thrust his hips delivered to the blonde’s pussy.

>tfw want to fuck new ava
>afraid it might be paul in disguise
I hate this cycle

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>>8545709
>Adds BOTH of those to the list.
Thanks strange masked man.

>>8545741
Take, pull, expose it.
You know what I meant.

>>8545817
Who is the last character?

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>>8545813
>the entire latter half of this post
Why don't you just up and kill yourself?

>>8545867
Which ava?

>>8545877
I want to fuck Medli.

>>8545715
Yeah, because you have a chronicle of the date and time the threads 'worsened.' They've always been shit. The biggest offender was probably that shitty wedding, if anything.

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>>8545867
What a fag.

>>8545870
I was actually hoping you'd tell me it was so burning hot it must be on fire and you had a wet cove to douse the flames......

>>8545901
Cog

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>>8545790
goml

>>8545901
Hagliostro

>>8545901
>tfw no Cag

>>8545813
Oh..well now I wanna know about the erp version of it.

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>>8545877
I'm only stating the truth, anon.

>>8545817
Owain's typing up that Ekko paragraph now

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>>8545908
That's PRETTY cheesy anon.

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>>8545817
>try to send a message to somebody i haven't talked to in a while
>
H-haha...

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>>8545832
>With the fox's hands on her tail, a feeling of pleasure comes to her
G-GYAAH, n-not my tail, p-please. is very sens- AAAAH ~
>She starts to moan a lot because the tail is the second most sensitive part of her body

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>>8545565
Mnn...
>A refreshing soak that calms the mind is the perfect way to start out the evening. The noblewoman reclines her neck, gently resting the back of her scalp upon the tub's edge, while he begins his work. Closing her eyes, she shuts out her vision to hone in on his precise massage-like rub down. Every inch of her waxen skin feels as majestic as it looks. Delightfully humming as the bubbling agent works his magic, she lifts her elongated leg up and out of the water, giving him unfettered access. With nowhere left unscrubbed but her torso, she nods and rises without a word. Standing full up in the tub, the water reached only halfway up her thigh. She stands there, droplets shimmering from the torchlit room, waiting to be cleansed.
Continue, servant.

>>8545571
Hsss...
>There comes a barely audible hiss from the royal's lips, agitated that those darned dirt farmers possessed the ability to even read let alone produce her weaknesses. Giving off no other signs of duress, she shifts back upon the half-wall, dangling her feet down just above the cobble path.
It's...not my cup of tea. The scent is dreadful and the aftertaste is horrid. Put that thing away already, I already can feel my stomach churn. As for the water...interesting solution. I'd ask for you not to splash my dress with that. Who knows what sort of grime and germ reside within if its from some beggar's fountain.

>>8545629
Repay?
>She strokes her chin with the edge of her gloved hand.
You've paid your debt to me stranger. Although...
>As she speaks, a faint trickle of liquid trails down her inner thigh. The aphrodisiac was still acting on her mind, and watching his rod empty out his balls added further weight. The burning feeling is too much for her to handle. Maybe allowing him just a touch would work. Displaying a grin, the vampire pinches the hem of her skirt and creeps the cloth all the way up past her leg, revealing a dripping dark string of intricate lace.
I drained you...you drain me.

>>8545560
My, what big teeth you had for a girl.(Mileena)

>>8545968
Get fucking cucked.

>>8545886
Pepper
>>8545901
no

>>8545990
You're pretty hot, can I see the merchandise? (Anon)

>>8545960
Just wait until the next time I try hitting on you, there will be actual cheese and dicks in a box.

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>try to check in on anxious also, to see what's up
>
This is not my night.

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>>8545808
That would be a fun as hell adventure

>>8545853
>The jolts that crawl up her spine at each impact he makes against her cervix takes the breath from her, and the hardness to her stare gets more and more difficult to maintain, her eyes heavy with want and fatigue. Huffing and even groaning every now and then, she tosses her arms around his neck to pull him in tighter, her impeding orgasm making her breaths more and more labored. Silent as she has been, she only scrapes her teeth across his shoulder to indicate that she's close, waiting with bated breaths for his own to come.

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>>8546000
M-Me? I did nothing wrong, I swear!
>btw im not paul, I have shit english but at least im not him

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>>8545932
Well, what exactly about the erp version do you want to know?

>>8546009
>>8545968
Why should we care, though?

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>>8546006
Sounds like you need to wash your dick anon.
Really? Dick Cheese?

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>>8545836
(Yeah, it's Therese in her bunny palette because no one draws her normal version.)

>>8545844
(Sasuga, nihon BBs.

You should be using Prinz anyway because she's cuter!)

>>8545873
(A2, the deuteragonist of Nier: Automata.)

>>8545968
(The fuck is this shit? I cleared out some friends that weren't active since 2016 on my Discord but I don't recall setting my DM regulations like that, unless that's just how Discord is on its own.)

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>>8545990
Better to eat you with my dear

>>8546061
>A2
I dunno much about that game but now I want to put my dick in that.

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>>8545817
Who's the last one?

>>8545870
I spoke too soon... I want to fuck a nice pair of plump juice ass lips....

>>8545867
Does it matter? Does it truly matter who makes you cum?

>>8546061
I thought she was an abyssal.
Also nice pic. How was your day?

>>8546061
>Kinx talks to Bolin

I knew you were kinky but I never took you to be into that sort of thing

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>>8546061
(She got to 99 not too long ago, actually. You should let me celebrate with her sometime.)

>>8546058
You know you love it, I leave it that way just for you

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>>8546089
Uhm. I'm not really against male avas but do you have someone more... appealing?

>>8546123
Just... shower my dude.

>>8545980
>The male was able to recover his breath quicker than he thought, he looks at her, nodding at her words while driving his attention at her skirt while she rises it up all the way past her leg. He could notice the shiny liquid running down her inner thigh and her next words makes him know what to do now. He gulps and slowly crawls under the girl, hiding under her dress before he leans closer and took a sniff of her scent. He sighs before moving his hands to the hem of her panties and slowly pulling them down to reveal the slit for the male.

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>>8546061
>meant to not quote anybody with that post
>accidentally quoted the person I was talking about
Wow, I don't understand how it's humanly possible to be this much of a fuckup, but apparently it is.

>>8546040
Ok I believe you <3

>>8546102
(Oh, if that's who that is I removed him because all he does is shitpost the threads recently and at some point he seemed to be on the path to thinking rationally and getting his ass off of these threads. I guess I ran out of patience for being friendly to a problem that's only getting worse.)

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>>8546153
>And I spend most of my time in hg, AND I have a lot of avas there

>>8546061
Ah well she is pretty cute. It might be the busy night for you I think.

>>8546170
Good on you, Kinx. The less people encouraging Bolin to stick around the threads, the better.

>>8546141
Only if you're joining me sweet cheeks.
Its hard to resist being your dirty boy

>>8546192
>All right, I'm convinced. When will you have some time to do lewd?

>>8545980
>The hunter catches to her hissing quickly, ears honed from years of listening for prey. Taking a seat beside her on the stone, he sets down the water, but he keeps the garlic in hand.
That's a new reaction, I knew nobles were snakes, but I've never heard one actually hiss before. You know, I quite like garlic though, the smell might be bad for hunting, but the rest is helpful. Great for digestion, high nutrition but without the energy, lowers the blood pressure to keep you calm and focused, good for the bones too. Plus it keeps pretty long if you don't open it up. Not like someone who sits all day would know about those sorts of needs
>Slowly he starts to peel the outer skin of it, letting the pungent aroma waft through the air. He takes out a single clove and eats it raw, letting his chewing crack the outside and burst the juiciness inside, heightening the smell of garlic.
Man, that little old lady knew how to grow it well too. Extra spicy inside.

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>>8546214
Shower and I'll turn into the bar of soap for you~

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>>8546274
>Maybe tommorow, I did nothing today because I woke up at 1 pm and I had a lot of things to do
>and by a lot of things I mean watch new anime and I got distracted watching and old one

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>>8546170
Ouch. Could've said something to me, at least. Feels good to be labelled as a problem, though. That always helps with the good old self-esteem, so it does. Nothing like being referred to as an abstract negative concept instead of as a person. That helps a lot.
A N G E R Y

>>8546279
Baby you are some kind of freaky.
I'm gonna rub myself raw in there

>>8546033
>>8546033
>Closing both eyes as they passionately kissed, the male’s muffled moans were a clear indication of his desire for her… That and the thick ropes of cum he unleashed deep inside the blonde. String after string of white filled her insides and, not only that, he pulled his shaft out of her cunt to spray her crotch and the golden hair covering her sex with his seed.
Ahhh…
>Satisfied, he released her from his grasp as he smiled at the mature woman in satisfaction, making sure to empty the contents of his balls on her thighs.
That was… That felt good. You were like a fine wine indeed.
(Sorry about that, had to run to do something.)

>>8546358
You're a piece of garbage. You aren't able to hold the title of human. Actually kill yourself, fetus.

>>8546382
:ok_hand:

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>>8546379
(All good. Hope you enjoyed.)

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>>8546079
(She's an angry, dumb robot it kind of writes itself.)

>>8546089
(I feel like it'd be cheating to play an abyssal since I want to get bullied by them. I wasted most of today by sleeping)

>>8546107
(Congratulations! Sounds like a great idea too, I haven't broken her out in a while. Cute Saratoga btw.)

>>8546195
(That would be quite nice. )

>>8546358
(Yeah man, hide behind a picture of some cute animal to convey to the thread how truly sad and downtrodden your existence is. You willingly bring yourself here to be a legal threat and discomfort to people that have tried to reason with you again and again. It is against the rules of this board for you to be here. I didn't say anything to you, and this will be the last I say to you, because so many others have already given you all the hard facts and all you can do is ignore them and make snarky little posts like this when you're in the wrong.)

>>8545980
(Wifi went down on me, so my reply is going to be late.)

Cards?

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>>8546434

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(I think this will have to be my last post of the night. Sorry I took so long.)

>>8546142
>A flowery, aromatic scent fills his nostrils. Her inhuman nature gave her such noticeable qualities that no female of his kind could ever approach. Her dark ruddy cheeks watch him with growing anticipation. The moment he disappears beneath the hem of her petite skirt, she gulps down a growing ball of saliva. His fingers reveal her rosy walls, glassy with a glaze of lusty honey. Atop, her equally pink clitoris stands rigid.

>>8546276
>The oppressive aroma of the cloves bear down hard upon her mind. Words find themselves unable to formulate. Huffing air through her nostrils, she pinches them shut and casts her head in a separate direction.
You talk too much. We all have our...foods we hate. I'm sure you retch at something like tongue.

>>8546418
(I understand. Unfortunately I have to bow out here. Apologies once again.)

>>8546414
I'm glad, also I'm the one who wanted to approach Darjeeling, but I have like an hour so I doubt it will be enough. Also you like more to rp in the threads rather than discord? Probably you erased me while cleaning your friend list.

>>8546333
>Hm, fair enough.
>Have a good one, Pepper

>>8546457
(No problem about that. I will have my reply ready to continue for next time if you want)

Why does every ERP community eventually devolve into namefaggotry and drama?

>>8546450
Is that Hinata?

>>8546496
Because we failed at real life becoming nothing and this is our way to escape reality and become something.

>>8546457
(Sure thing, this is getting fun, I'll be waiting for the vampire to come around again!)

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>>8546496
Because sadly there is always one whiny anonymous faggot can't go a day without thinking his opinion is fact when everyone else just wants to jerk off

>>8546457
(Don't worry about it! I'll save my reply again and resume with you the next time you pop up. Have a good night mistress!)

>>8546496
Every RP community inevitably devolves into drama. Every RP community has those types of people.

The self serving attention whore
The drama obsessed gossiper
The psychopath nobody likes but refuses to leave
The sad sack of shit who took an RP relationship too far
The IRL girls and their beta orbiters

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>>8545832
>(gotta sleep, sorry for sleeping with only one reply)
>(sometimes my roommate is kind of bad tbqh) (goodnight)

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>>8546496
Nature of the beast. Only way to go around it is, ironically, to have everyone require names.

>>8546519
Yes.

>>8546599
Hinata lewds would be nice.

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>>8546414
Yes, Jinx, allow me to post a serious picture of myself with the little thinking gesture and a pondering look in my eye. That's definitely relevant.
I find it pretty funny but also concerning that you try to sum up the net of my existence with my mindless shitposts i make to procrastinate on a typefucking thread in the rectum of the internet. I can be an arse in real life too, but that's an entirely different kettle of fish.
>to be a legal threat
:thinking:
That only applies to the people I ERP with and I think they're cool with it.
>discomfort
Why should I care.
>It is against the rules of this board for you to be here
It's against the law for me to jaywalk but hey who gives one desu mate
>so many others have given you all the hard facts.
I considered them. They're the reason I don't typefuck in threads.
I make snarky comments because I get a tad irate when people I thought were one of the few that actually tolerate my existence suddenly do a 180, and that leads me to be an irrational, irritable little bastard.
>when you're in the wrong
fucking hilarious
In summary, it's 4 in the morning and I should be doing something more productive with my time right now. fuck drumpf and fuck white people. amen.

>>8546450
>tfw want to rub against Balalaika's stocking-clad legs, but don't know if I have enough time for it

>Kinx laying the smackdown on the retarded fetus
I thought it couldn't be possibly to love you more, Kinx.

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>>8546688

>>8546655
Wouldn't want to be late for middle school in the morning, now would we?

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>>8546688
>>8546727
I'm gonna make Columbine look like a fucking joke.

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>>8545846
>Groans.

>>8545970
>Her soft short furred hands begin to message her sensitive tail, her other hand slowly and surly trialing around her hips, delving between Elma's legs her fingers spread around her thighs as she leans down pressing her lips against Elma's

>>8546141
Just anon. It's funny though I've seen you with twenty dicks, and five different bodies like some kind of horror.
But fuck if I don't want to feel a bunch of tint tong worshiping my cock while I fuck your freakishly sexy ass.

>>8546414
Too bad I don't think Kowan's the bullying type. Same, then a smoked and did gardening. well I hope you have fun~

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Bolin go the fuck to sleep right meow.

>When smacked down by his betters, the retarded 13 year old replies with memes, since his underdeveloped, childish brain can't come with an actual answer to justify his behavior.

>Bolin BTFO

It's about time

>>8545451
>that'll never be you
Just

>>8546736
You should skip to the end where you shoot yourself in the head.

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>>8546647
>Link after link of a flower chain folding in her hands, Hinata holds up her final product with a fragile little ember of pride. Reaching up and over his head, she pulls the homemade necklace down over Anon's shoulders, looking to him silently to gauge his approval.

>>8546681
Another time, maybe.

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The shitposting will never stop, will it?

(This is already protracted enough, please don't grandstand something so pitiful.)

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>>8546779
Be quiet.
>>8546784
>>8546790
Yes daddy, pick my low-hanging fruit harder. It's not like I'm already a thread pariah or anything.
>>8546801
WAHEY

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>>8546818
Nou

>>8546813
Why would it?

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>>8546655
>admit that you shitpost
>mad at Kinx for disliking you on the merit of constant shitposting

>>8546818
>when faced with criticism, your only defense is that you're already a pariah because of your shitposting

Why the fuck are you even annoyed

>>8546414
(Sara's OK, but I'm more of a Taihou guy as far as carriers go. Hope I can catch you around the weekend sometime, around this time is too late for me to start during the week. I was talking to you the other day about Darjeeling too, there's a lot of girls of yours I'd love to play with.)

>>8546805
>Finding this more adorable than anything Anon smiles down at the small Ninja girl, reaching forward to pat her head when she's finished. He approves.

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>>8546821
I am one who has recently acquired a new mobile phone, and thus I do not have you saved in my contacts. My I inquire as to who this is?
>>8546853
>>disliking you on the merit of constant shitposting
Didn't bother Jinx when we initially talked.
>when faced with criticism, your only defense is that you're already a pariah because of your shitposting
My point is that I don't need to hear it. Those anons are just more white noise in the eternal buzz of all shitposts ever made that rings in my ears, has rung and will ring until I sudoku.

>>8546655
>>8546818
>>8546921
Why are you so retarded?
HOW are you so retarded?

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You've got some nerve coming out here. Into the eye of the storm with a noose around your neck knowing that you're going to be dead

>>8547003
He's 13.
And Irish. That probably had something to do.

>>8547052
Are you the breast flashing Yoko?

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>>8546921
>didn't bother Jinx when we initially talked
People get worn out by continuous annoyance
>point is that I don't need to hear it
You admit to what you do and don't feel bad about it, don't cry like a little bitch when you get your humble pie.

>>8547069
>>8546853
>When Bolin gets BTFO'd by the /pol/ memes he worships
Like pottery

>>8545451
Source on OP pic?

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>>8546901
>The headpats are hypnotizing. Her head bobbles along with the heavy hand, eyelids sagging down over her white irises as she languishes in the physical contact she's been starved of for so long. Her cheeks gain a tinge of pink, and she averts her gaze from his.
Th-thank you...

>>8547052
Take your boots off, your feet are probably wet with sweat when you're out here.

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>>8546465
(Yeah, I've shut down on Discord things pretty hard and I find myself moving away from it more and more so downsizing felt natural. Sorry to hear you don't have time tonight.)

>>8546756
(I always forget about everything else you play for some reason, maybe because the Karl ava was one of the symbols of dead hours to me way back when I first showed up. Can't argue with that, Harbor-hime's the sweet abyssal. You have a good one too!)

>>8546885
(A flattop connoisseur, I see. Oh wow, and the second Darjeeling guy too. I owe you both an apology for not making it the next day, and apparently another considering I'm only around so late this time. Well, the fun of roleplay is always getting to write with new people, so I hope to play with you soon.)


(Wait, fuck, everyone went to bed.)

>>8547065
HE'S A FUCKING POTATO NIGGER!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>8547137
>Anon leans down to kiss her forehead, pulling her into a loose hug.
You're very welcome. I feel like I should be thanking you. You're adorable.

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>>8547003
Imagine Bolin. Imagine Bolin at 4am. Imagine Bolin at 4am discovering that 2 people he thought liked him just deleted him on discord out of the blue. Imagine Bolin being ANGERY. Imagine Bolin being so ANGERY that reason goes out the fucking window and he just wants to blow his top at anyone giving fuel for it.
There, that's the good old source of my retardation. That and there may or may not be some inbred genes on my father's side.
>>8547065
That too actually. We aren't the best at dealing with any strong emotion really.
>>8547069
funny how this is based half off of assumptions
>people get worn out by continuous annoyance
I don't think I was annoying in private.
>You admit to what you do and don't feel bad about it
If I weren't ANGERY I would be fucking skitting at this. You act like I slaughtered a toddler before your eyes mate.
>>8547112
blumpf beeteeeffoh

>>8547170
(no problem about that. Hope to catch you other time then.)

>want to ERP
>just wanna do gay femboy shit
>people always seem to steer it into humiliation/degredation
>just wanna take some dick without having some sperg calling me names

life is pain innit

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>>8547067
I told you I'm not an easy girl... Yes I am the same Yoko. As far as I know, we only have one.

>>8547148
They may be but they're comfy so I guess I'll keep them on. I don't want to step on the dirt.

>>8547170
You probably have a third guy; I played with your Darjeeling some time ago and I'd love to do it again, but I don't know how much time do I have (if I end up leaving to work, around an hour and a half).

>>8547252
tender loving is A-OK

>>8547170
(It's all good, my schedule never seems to mesh with anyone's these days so the weekend's usually my best shot, so I usually miss more than hit when it comes to ERP. Hopefully I can catch you around. Have a good night!)

>>8547258
I know you aren't an easy girl! But, you know what you have to do. Come on, get them out.

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Megumin when

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>>8547338
E...E...E_________
:^)

>>8547338
E.....E...EXPLOSION!!!!!!!!!!

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>>8547338
Have a folder built for her, actually!

i am severely autistic

>>8547258
Just sit on a rock and put them up, they won't touch the dirt.

>>8547209
>there may or may not be some inbred genes on my father's side
Yes, fetus. We all know your aunt is also your mom.

>>8547303
Ain't even gotta' be that. Just some normal cock slurpin.

>>8547379
I want to do lewd things to this mage

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>>8547209
>I don't think I was annoying in private
Being annoying in public is enough to be annoying in general. Your public life doesn't just disappear when you want to talk to people in private.
>you act like I slaughtered a toddler
No, you fucking hyperbole-slinging thirteen year old, I'm acting like you shitpost in these threads, and now have your nose snubbed up like a self-entitled cunt now that it's repelling the few people who tolerate you. I'm not ANGERY, I'm fucking laughing at you, because your deductive reasoning is on the same level as Paul's.
>I don't want to see or deal with the consequences of my apathetic and annoying actions in public, because I act like a composed human being behind closed doors and that makes it okay
>I don't fucking care how anyone else feels about how I drag my ass around here, but I certainly don't want to hear what people think about it if it comes at any detriment to me
Nobody's telling you that you have to care, but don't get indignant when nobody else gives a flying fuck.

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>>8547311
Alright, alright! Just remember that I do this because I promised and nothing else.
>With a deep blush on her face, Yoko grabs the string in between her mounds and pulls it up, flashing her breasts yet again to the man as her bikini rest on top of them.

>>8547411
I guess I could do that. But why would I? I mean I'm feeling very comfy at the moment.

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>>8547208
>The kiss puts her face up in flames, and she nearly melts in his arms. Being so close to him makes her dizzy with sensation, the sight, the smell, the sound, and she wobbles a bit before righting herself with his shoulders.
I-I, ah...thank...you. That's very nice of you to say...

>>8547528
You're a good girl. You sure you don't get turned on showing me your breasts on demand every time?

>>8547447
>Going to erp for a kinkless fug

>>8547447
what do you take me for, some kinda slut?

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>>8547554
Of course I don't! Who would get aroused by showing their assets to a stranger who keeps asking the same question over and over again?

>>8547602
You. In your defense those titties are way too nice not to show off like that. I need to find a crowd for you to do it in front of sometime.

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>>8547429
on my father's side you dumb cunt
My family tree on either side looks like a modern art sculpture anyway, there's been a lot of adoption on the maternal side and some inbreeding on the distant paternal side.
>>8547457
Well that's just inconvenient, innit. I act an absolute maggot in the threads, but I try to be a somewhat decent person in private, as much as my temperament allows me. Frankly, the few people who do tolerate me should know what they're in for.
i think i'm either too tired or stubborn to process the second half of your post, but let me put it through my perspective
>I don't want people to see me as how I post in the threads because that doesn't reflect my actual demeanour most of the time apart from now because I am ANGERY
>I pretend not to care about how people feel but it actually digs deep when it's not some frogposting randomer because I'm a vain cunt who needs to subsist on other people and when they realise I can be kind of a faggot to people who aren't them they shitpost me and I whine
There desu faglord, does that answer any questionsyou may have on the one and only d.o. double g?

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>>8547627
GOOD post

>>8547539
>Lewding her might be more difficult than originally anticipated. She's far too cute.
You're welcome! Adorable girl.

>>8547528
Well besides your feet being wet, their probably aching from all the running you did.

>>8547592
Is there a /normalfug/ that I missed?

>>8547602
>Stares at the bare chested girl, soaking in the sight of her lovely orbs like they were the main event of the evening.
Hey Yoko, Looking great as always!~

>>8547653
holy shit kys

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Hey there you stud, you look like you're in need for a save?

>>8547627
I have a feeling this is meant to be some sort of meme, but most of it is genuinely good advice.

>>8547616
If you were the waterheaded hellspawn of your dad fucking his sister, then it would all come from your father's side, softbrain.

>>8547627
Needs Owain in the bottom right

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>>8547616
>I don't want people to see me as how I post in the threads
Too bad that's not how things work lol
Goodnight fetus

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>>8547712
My father doesn't have a sister. I reckon the inbreeding happened around great-great-grandparents stage or earlier.
>>8547735
>fetus
wtf i hate mecha for making this a popular term now
nii nii fag

>>8547687
>Anon looks around, making sure the monkey wasn't mistaking him for someone else around the vicinity
....Wait, do you mean me?

>>8547616
>MSPaint self-portaits
This is a good idea. Everyone do one.

also leave 4chan bolin

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>>8547612
>I need to find a crowd for you
No! Do not do that! I'm only showing them to you because you're a nice guy who asks instead of forcing me.
>And then Yoko tugs down her bikini top, hiding her breasts where they belong.

>>8547644
Uhmm... Yeah, they're.
>The lady sits on a nearby rock and pulls the zipper down of her boots and then pulls them back down.
Aahh... Well, I'm feeling a little better now and more relaxed.

>>8547653
E-eeek?!
>She immediately pulls her bikini down to cover her breasts and yells at the man.
Stop looking at me with those eyes!

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Perhaps another time.

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>>8547627
This is SO close to being honest to goodness good. But it JUST misses the mark

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>>8547772
not a self portrait. somebody else went to the effort to make that shit for me.
ok leaving for tonight bye :^)

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>>8547638
Nngh. You're just saying that...
>Modest as the driven snow is pure, she sinks deeper into him, trying not to let on how flattered she feels.

>>8547627
Mandatory reading.

>>8547791
I know.
It's missing you in the "DO NOT interact" part.

>>8547789
Hopefully.

>>8547687
Well, what'd you have in mind?

>>8547689

The bits about quality>quantity and not getting attached are pretty good, but there's some pretty obvious bait like "take your time".

>>8547791
What changes would you make, to have it hit the mark?

>>8547785
Awh. That's kind of you. I like this little relationship we've formed, even if it's silly as fuck. You do have nice breasts. There any chance you like giving head?

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>>8547749
Hehe, why of course I'm talking to you silly, and I must say you're quite a hunk.

>>8547687
Well, yeah that is what I need.

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>>8547379
DO IT

>>8547791
Yes, it forgot to mention to never participate in weddings.

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>>8547826
We don't have a Peach anymore. I don't think Mecha is THAT bad. Some more general tips about how RPing works around here would help. I had the idea for a small intro guide thing ages ago but I never did do it.

>>8547785
>He innocently looks away, not needing to see anymore. The damage was already done. The view of Yoko's luscious breasts hanging out in their full glory would stick in his mind for a lifetime. But also had some immediate effects on his body, making his heart rate rise while blood raced through his veins down into his cock.
O-Oh I'm so sorry Yoko. I thought it was okay to look...

>>8547687
If you mean save us from all this shitposting, please; do whatever you need Miss...
>He greets, slowly taking in her most curvy features, growing erect for her while he feels his crotch bulge against his pants.

>>8547804
>Anon's hand moves slowly up and down her back, gently rubbing it as they hug.
There is something I've been wondering about you. You ever think of anything naughty? Maybe what a boy's dick would feel like in your mouth?

>>8547785
>Anon looks onto her feet
You have pretty cute feet, do you usually get them pedicured?

>>8547875
You should! You've got some skill with making things like that. I'm sure you could make a cool Rules 2.0!

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Kizuna AI! Making my first trip to the 4channing community!

Whoah, it sure is spicy in here. Hmm. How are you all today, fellow 4channers?

>>8547875
See >>8547874

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>>8547941

>>8547875
-Peach is irrelevant, it's a popular character and is okay to be in the card for decor
-Mecha is that fucking bad if he doesn't roleplay, just like LD and Bolin
Fuck off hugboxing cunt, it's alright

>>8547941
>closes the youtube browser, heads to iwara, and opens every lewd Ai video he can find
Yeah I'm doin' just fine

>>8547917
>Shrug
Maybe? Idunno. It seemed like a better idea in a time when not everything caused a shitstorm

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>>8547170
Nah I'm here I just didn't want to bother you with too much nonsensical stuff, and I've actually added a few more to my list as well... I don't have time for an hour or two but if you're here after I'm sure we could have some fun~

>>8547941
>gives headpats

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>>8547984
Dark Soulsing so hard I forget my image.

>>8547984
kek good point. It is probably more of a hassle than it's worth.

>>8547984
Yup, I also fondly remember last March.

>>8547845
Who else do you play?

>>8547970
>Fuck off hugboxing cunt
Rule number 5 anon.

>>8547970
All these flavors, yet you chose salty

>>8547970
Calm down, Ermac

>>8547970
You don't have to worry about Mecha. He's gone, or at least will barely be posting moving forward

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>>8547968
Hey, that's not a very good message! Suicide is never the answer! NEVAR!!1!

>>8547982
Hey, how do you do that green text color? Am I supposed to respond to it? Okay okay! So you just use the ">" before the text, right? Okay, time to respond!
>...
Actually, I don't think I'll respond to that one. Lewd! Pervert! BAD! >:V

>>8548000
Oh! This one is much more lovely! Okay... here I go! So exciting!
>Snuggles into headpats.
Hooray! Did I do a good job, Mr... Anonymous? What a silly name! Not that creative... wait... what the cow? Almost all of you are called Anonymous! x.x

>>8548048
>remember the hugbox
Fuck off anon. This isn't you're personal "be nice o-or I'll shitpost you!" Hugbox. Kindly kill yourself.

>>8547845
>Yep. For sure the busty monkey was talking to him. Gulping a bit, anon nodded and made his way towards her, gaining a bit of confidence.
Well...a hunk am I? Want a closer look at my body then?

>>8547970
>Comparing Mecha to Bolin or LD
Hi Tsuyu

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Building a folder. Hope to have it ready for tomorrow night. Maybe even earlier.

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>>8548197
Awesome, I found this one on /v/

>>8548117
>Tugs his pants down and starts massaging his cock through his boxers.
You don't have to respond to anything, Ai-tan, you're doing enough as it is. You're a really good dancer, you know? Especially when you take that cute outfit of yours off.

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>>8546434
(Little late but I'm floating around.)

>>8548197
>throws his popcorn to the side

I must train...

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(I had an appointment with one of my friends and he's calling me now, I'll have to go for now, I might come later. Nonetheless, here's a little response)

>>8547833
>Yoko blushes upon hearing the question though their relationship is already lewd.
Giving head? I... Yeah, I do. But It's not like I enjoy it or anything! I mean, I told you I'm not an easy girl, right? I usually don't hang out with jerks... Usually.

>>8547880
>The redhead walks towards the man with an annoyed expression. Her eyes wandered down, glancing upon his growing bulge within his pants. With a soft blush, she stopped right in front of him and slapped his cheek before turning around and walking away.
You're depraved!

>>8547907
Yeah I do, it makes me feel better with my body and It's a good way to relax between missions or assaults of gunmen. Though I'd really like If we had hotsprings but well... I guess we can't have everything.
>She lays on top of the rock, raising her legs to avoid the dirt. One of her arms is lifting her legs, holding them with a firm grip as she talks to the man.

>>8548117
>gently kisses her forehead

Don't read too much into it, Ai-chan. It's the same when all of a prostitute's customers are named John.

>>8547875
Honestly, I'd want to make a video guide, but I don't have a mic to do the VO with, too much of a poorfag to commission [insert female youtuber who does cute/loli voices #9341243 here] and in the end, I'd probably get lazy.

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>>8548011
YUP. People are a bit... aggressive around here. At least my Meme anon still loves me.. wherever he is.

>>8548296
Haha. I feel like a video guides a BIT much for ERP. I always thought it like those trapping guides you see in every /d/ and /b/ thread.

>>8548247
Good luck fattie.
>laughs while jogging away

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>>8547252
Well there is the Kass player (me).
Character's personality isn't a power hungry dom, though the only drawback is you more than likely don't like furry characters. Especially a bird.

>>8548343
You're cool Kass, I hope you don't give up

>>8548272
(Have fun, Yoko!)

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>>8548134
Hehhe, show me those huge muscles of yours, I'm needing a man with muscles.

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>>8548229
GAH! What a gross post, desu! >.<

You shouldn't harass an innocent little AI like me online! Not to anyone else either! Be good on the internet, okay??? x//.//x

But... I guess I should thank you. For your kind compliment among your RUDE RUDENESS. An- WAIT, NO! I don't take my clothes off! What do I look like a stripper? >:V!!!

>>8548295
>Hugs Anonymous back tightly.
Yay! My second greenpost! I think I'll call it greenposting!

Also, prostitute? What? Is that why a lot of other people are being really dirty with their greenposting? Oh no! Am I in a bad neighborhood? Should I run?! x.x

Did I lose Hinata?

>>8548429
More avas are starting to drop people for one line responses but he might have just went to bed.

>>8548393
>>8547890
Unless you're only doing one at a time, which is fine...

>>8548449
rip

>>8548429
Knowing Fronk, at this time he goes to bed.

>>8548429
I think he passed out; I was talking to him in Discord.

>>8548272
Well there is a hotspring a couple of miles away, but I bet you don't want to go all the way there with your feet aching. Heh, you know I'm good for relieving people's aches, anywhere on there body, I cure them of their pains.

>>8548482
>>8548465
Thanks for letting me know. I really appreciate it.

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>>8548364
Thank you for your kind words, anon.

>>8548342
>the anon began doing stretches as he watched the anon jog away.

Never knew that they made princess pink yoga pants for guys.

So is ava an acronym, or something? I understand what an ava is, but I've got no clue what it stands for.

>>8548522
avatar....

>>8548522
Avatar.

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>>8548522
Short for avatar, avatars, or avatarfags.

>>8548540
>>8548542
>Not coming up with a clever acronym.
you had one job.

>>8548417
Huh? What art you talking about? I'm treating you with the love and affection you deserve. And yeah, you kinda do look like a stripper.
>His erection pitches a tent in his boxers. He slides them down his leg, his cock springing out. He grips it and begins lightly stroking as he switches to another video.
...no, I take it back. You look exactly like a stripper. You're really skilled around a pole, Ai-tan.

>>8548417
It's not too bad of a place. I think a cute innocent girl like you can be safe here.

>puts his arms around her waist

>>8548557
>Clever acronym
>A single word
nigga come on now

>>8548540
>>8548542
>>8548554

I'm retarded, thanks.

>>8548585
A v a

>>8548585
>>8548557
Anime Vaginas, Actually

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Anyone want their dick sucked?

>>8548603
Why would you do that when Avatar will suffice?
A good acronym is GPS because Global Positioning System is cumbersome. Ava is short, easy and gets the point across.
>>8548625
(What about male avas?)

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>>8547116
https://washaanimations.tumblr.com/post/158373383471/derpixon-derpixon-endurance-test-loop

>>8548638
Did it take you an hour to find that? I admire your persistence if so.

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>>8548627
You want YOURS sucked?

>>8548663
I want mine sucked, desu

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>>8547890
>Candy notices Anon's growing bulge around his crotch
What's this, I'm guessing you're really excited to see me, but I'm gonna skip that at the moment, my name is Candy Kong, what's yours, sugar?

>>8548663
I'm still way too attached to you.

>>8548393
>Obeying her wishes, anon didn't waste any time at all in taking off his top, revealing a well above average toned body
...Like this, right?
>He was about to take off another segment of clothing..but he wasn't quite sure if the monkey would be ready to dive right into action just like that. Holding back his perverted fantasies, anon moved his hands away from his pants and simply moved his body around, showing off his physique

>>8548627
God, damn you look so hot...
>He remarks, eyes shamelessly gazing up and down their body.

>>8548627

As long as i get to suck yours ;)

>>8548627
>>8548663

May I watch?

Is Leona here?

Jinx

>>8548686
>Despite the uncomfortness in his jeans, he still sincerely grins up, beaming softly.
Well, kind of hard not to notice you...
Still, nice to meet you Candy! Name's Bradley; pleased to meet you.
>He extends a hand out for her to shake.

>>8548706
>>8548663
>sucking the trap off
What a pair of extra homos

>>8548714
Claimed by Owain. Don't bother.

>>8548730

>homo

Can you not see the tits?

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>>8548663
Maybe some other time
>>8548693
>The boy steps back a little, pulling down his clothes to show off his body even more, putting on a bit of a show
See something you like?
>>8548706
A bit unconventional but sure I'd be down for it. How'd you want to do this?

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>>8548625
Autistic Virgin (Being) Autistic.

>>8548633
Works for both.

>>8548657
No, I looked it up a while ago, I just remember seeing this post and decided to post the link. I'm sad it's not part of a series.

>>8548714
Leona free week ended yesterday anon.

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>>8548563
EHH?! TAKE THAT BACK PERVERT-SAN! YOU'RE TAINTING MY NAME WITH YOUR FILTHY FILTH FILTHNESS!

Ahem. CAPS LOCK.

Wha-?! What do you mean by that?! Hey! What are you looking at?! DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE ACTUALLY DOING WHAT YOUR GREENPOST READS! No! Bad Anonymous! I'll just type in what I would do to you, you mean pervert!
>Slaps Anonymous on the face- HARD!!!

Such a shame my third greenpost had to be so violent. Hmph!

>>8548575
I dunno anymore, Anonymous number 2! This guy above us is being really dirty! Well, at least you're a bit gentler. I'll type a good greenpost for you!
>AI-Chan hugs Anonymous2 just as closely. No wait! Even closer! Yeah!!!

Ta-Da! I did it! ^~^

>>8548750
That is clearly a feminine penis.

>>8548756
>Humming in response, the anon begins to rub his bulge that is inside his pants, even slowly pulling down his jeans and letting just his boxers show, the tip point barely through the hole in the middle of his boxers.
Hmm; so far, all of you~

>>8548756

Your balls are so round and i would love to suck those nips flat chested futa

>>8545817
God I want to mentally destroy that bunny girl

>>8548717
Which?

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>>8548681
Take it out. I bet you wont.

>>8548687
Rule one anon.

>>8548710
Why not fuck the cute boy yourself anon?

>>8548756
Understood. Loves and kisses

>>8548771
Ai-tan, c'mon, you're dancing naked in all these videos and I'm the one tainting your name? What else am I supposed to do besides rub myself raw to that cute body of yours? Of course I'm describing what I'm doing right now. Here, this is one of my favorite videos, just take a look a-
>As he leans forward to switch tabs, he stops cold as the AI's hand slaps his cheek. His head jerks to the side as he's interrupted, his hand stopping cold on his dick...for a moment. He starts stroking himself harder as he turns his attention back towards the video.
...guhehe. An aggressive Ai-tan is fine too. You can do that again, if you want.

>>8548847
God, DMG just looks so adorable; I could just kiss and snuggle her for the whole night~

>>8548504
If it weren't so late I'd love to make love to this bird.

>>8548771
>smiles broadly

Oh, Ai-chan! You're such a cutie!

>anon planted a kiss on her lips as his hands slowly made their way past her waist and clamped onto her tight butt, one hand for each cheek

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>>8548814
>The boy himself walks closer, leaving himself in a state of half undress as he eyes up the man in front of him getting naked. In particular his eyes seem to lock onto the bulge in his pants, even reaching down to give it a few strokes through his boxers
Well I only have so much time here, but I should probably help that out now shouldn't it?
>>8548818
(Anon I....)

>>8548771
AI-Chan, is that like Artificial Intelligence-chan? Or is your name just Ai? You're really cute by the way.

>>8548818
>flat chested futa
What did he mean by this?

>>8548818
>flat chested futa
That's a trap, gay ass nigga.

>DMG got REJECTED
kek

>>8548847
>fuck the cute boy yourself

B-but that's lewd! And he's bigger than me...

>>8548818
???