ITT: Pokemon are real. Which is your favorite human? Unpla

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>>8544199
Sylvie!

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>>8544199
Frankie~

>>8544199
i wanna die

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>>8543401
>Pop in back into existence after finishing radio stuff
>Go outside
>See boxes
>All the boxes
>Including the ones with expensive equipment

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>>8544135
...You don't eat some Pokemon as food?

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>>8544243
Moon! That's gross!

>>8544243
>calling the police

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>>8544199
..Hmm.
Sabi, I suppose? Second favorite would be the guy that had the guzzlord.

>>8544183
..Clancy.
I'll see what I can do.

>>8544198
Well, how do you feel?
The coughing certainly isn't normal for you, so, any other obvious things going on? Pain? Nausea?

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>>8544241
Bork!!
Hello!!
Yes!!
Boxfort!!!
Am good Null!!
>>8544243
Eat Pokemon???

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>>8544262
>>8544272
>>8544288
This Universe is stranger than I thought, what do you guys eat then berries?

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>>8544135
You got an address, kid?
I may not be on the beat anymore, but I've still got some numbers that work.
>>8544176
They get raided already, then? I don't wanna send folk screaming in there all boots and batons if the place already got raided and shut down.

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>>8544279
I feel really weak. And tired.
Sort of feel like taking a nap.
>Coughs again

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>>8544176
ye
you sound surprised man
didnt i chat with you the other day
something about anal cavities as pockets
>>8544304
>>8544243
each other

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>>8544199
frankie is a pretty cool guy
i hope i don't screw up again
>>8544243
...

>try to start a plot
>someone immediately shuts it down
>roll to kill myself

>>8544241
>The phone rings in the radio station

>>8544334
lel

>>8544304
There's critters what ain't Pokemon that make good eatin'.
I eat a lotta tofu myself, plus some of that 'farm-grown' stuff that always tastes a little off. Pretty sure that's what the fast-food companies use.

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>>8544199
N

>>8544214
>Panic set to snooze mode
>Will re-panic in 15 minuets

>>8544279
Salute regina!

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>>8544304
Non Pokemon animals? Berries? We don't eat our friends, that's weird!
>>8544334
(Which plot? If you're the Pokemon restaurant guy that one can still happen, it's just that eating Pokemon isn't common. It'd have to be like... An illegal restaurant sorta thing. )

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>>8544199
Trainer!

>>8544248
Have you tried to use a leaf stone? What lever are you?

>>8544311
Is eating pokemon illegal? What about when other pokemon eat pokemon?

>>8544320
Oh. Yeah you were warning me about the Daycare. I am not to bothered about that. I just do not want my trainer to leave me.

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>>8544373
i mean
want me to come smack him into submission or some shit
smeck smeck love your foxxo

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>>8544288
Uh, next time check they're empty first
>Ring Ring telephone
You will help me with the boxes later

>>8544336
>Ring Ring
Hello, this is Catalyst Radio, how can I help you?

i want to be 4lessed
pls

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>>8544415
Hello!!
Yes!!
Empty box??
Different how??
How check??

4?

>>8544373
Does that work? It is a concentrated amount of Grass energy. Can't say I ever thought of trying it. Shame I can't go to Akala without risking my neck. There's supposed to be a Grass pokemon haven there, ruled by a powerful pokemon they call a Totem. They say they know all the secrets of our powers. Then again, how they can live in a land full of Fire and Poison monsters is beyond me. They must be VERY powerful.

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>>8544317
Alright, maybe you should rest for a while, do you feel hotter than usual? You might just have a cold.

>>8544365
..I guess?

>>8544415
>A shaky, and slightly faint voice comes through the receiver
H-hi.
Is this catalyst radio?
I own a small shop in the Alola region, and I heard you had ad space open.

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>>8544414
No need for that. he already loves me a lot. I got a nice hug last week.

>>8544444
...... Yes.

>>8544470
It could! If you really want to get stronger i think its' worth the trek over there. You don't wanna be talonflame food.

>>8544444
i finally got a get, i can die happy now.

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>>8544373
Pokemon chewin' on each other, that's just the rougher side of nature's necessities.
Selling Pokemon for butchery purposes is frowned upon in the Big 7, though. Has been since I was a pimply kid.

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>>8544495
I feel sort of faint and dizzy when I stand up. Goes away when I'm in water.
>Cough

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>>8544599
I am Tree
>feed oran berry

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>>8544560
you sure thats a love hug and not like
an attempt to crush your ribs
>>8544578
(You want my gets magnet? It's all odds gets but still.)

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>>8544599
>99
>Violent coughing fit, that ends up him almost passing out

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>>8544317
Don't go to the light! Ho perso il mio allenatore, non farmi perdere la mia platonico aragosta troppo!

>>8544495
Is it serious doc? Isse gonna' make it?

>captcha: select all crabs

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>>8544369
Non-Pokemon animals, what are those? Are you telling me I should get rid of those wishiwashi filets I've got saved up in Ultra Space?

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>>8544645
What the heck Moon, yes! That's just weird! We have normal fish here! You need to go on a food run!

>>8544560
I guess so. I can hop the ferry. There's one that goes to all the islands. Shouldn't be in too much trouble just stepping on there, especially with humans about. That's the other thing I like about this place. Strangely, they are less willing to just blindly throw pokeballs at you. They'll let pokemon wander all over the place and think nothing of it. Well, there was a place in Sinnoh like that but...brrrr....that place is too cold.

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>>8544624
>give another Oran berry

>>8544691
sun
is your ass still flat

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>>8544599
..Hmmh.
Could just be a nasty could, may be a-
>>8544624
..mild case of the flu.
Just, rest and take it easy for a while, keep water with you, tell me if anything else crops up. Nibble on an oran berry every now and then.
Everything should be fine after a day or two.

>>8544643
Should be alright.
Just ah, keep an eye on him I suppose.
>Pass a small bag of berries up to the birb
If he looks a little green around the gills, give him a pecha/oran mix.

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>>8544589
Oh.
>is about to be sick

>>8544619
He wouldn't hurt me though. This is really messing with my brain.

>>8544645
>>8544691
I'm going to throw up.

>>8544707
I really want to see Alola! You're so lucky. I'm actuallt going to go ask if me and trainer can go there now. I wonder if that's his actual name...

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>>8544724
I don't know, I don't look at my own butt! Some other people said it's cute but I really don't know!

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>>8544538
We do and for pretty cheap sir. Though or official coverage area is Unova, I'm pretty sure we have listeners all the way in Alola.
6000P a spot, interested?

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>>8544788
i mean
you wanna like
come on a vacation or something
just like
chill and shit
go back to your trainer stronger or whatever

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"Restaurant that serves Pokemon".
Excuse me while I vomit up today's meal.

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>>8544718
>>8544613
>Choke down both berries
>Looks a little better.

>>8544783
Uh...
>Cough
Alright...

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>>8544691
I guess I should then, what sort of non-pokemon animals are tasty?

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>>8544793
sun i swear to god
how can one mans ass be so flat
does your ass just take up negative space
>>8544874
so no on the buffet idea

>>8544788
Do they have lots of shiny things? Whenever I hop the boat here, it's always these humans that talk funny and everything is all shiny. I have to be careful there, though. They don't like pokemon loose on their boat. They have a place that's made just for Grass pokemon to hang out, though. I usually hide there. The pokemon are no fun, though. It's like...all the life has been sucked out of them.

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>>8544875
>tree gets an Idea
warm bath
>tree goes off to draw up a nice relaxing hot bath for the lobster and make him feel better as everyone loves nice hot baths

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>>8544624
I SAID DON'T GO INTO THE FAKKEN LIGHT. DON'T. DO. NOT.

>>8544875
>cling to that lobster like your life depends on it
>actually his does, but that's beside the point

>>8544783
>Take berries
>Dismount Bones and prepare to pelt lobsterbando at the slightest cough

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>>8544243
That is ILLEGAL!
If you can't sustain yourself by eating memes I think you should rethink your life.

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>>8544885
Um.... Just look for the ones that remind you of the stuff you ate in your universe! I guess fish would be like Wishiwashi, and cow like Miltank?
>>8544901
You don't have much room to talk, cutting board butt!

>>8544930
>[VIOLENT SQUAWKING in the distance]

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>>8544901
... unfortunately. I'm sorry, I suppose it will have to wait until tomorrow. Is there something else you'd like to do instead?

>>8544826
Uh...
Can you hold on for a moment?
>The sound of drawers being opened and rummaged through can be faintly heard
I think I have enough.
Is that monthly or yearly, though?

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>>8544999
>Angery at the violent squawking
>Reply with more violent squawking

>>8544955

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>>8544937
>Weakly hug birb
Thanks...
>Snuggle floof
>Cough

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>>8544999
>>8545023
SHUT THE HELL UP OR ILL MAKE YOU BOTH INTO RUGS

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>>8544875
>>8544930
..Actually a hot bath might do you some good.

>>8545056
...honey please calm down.

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>>8545056
>Owl shrieking in the distance

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I found this picture floating about on the internet
anyone got a name for the hot babe in it?
that little boy of hers is cute though, wonder what his name is

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>>8544999
>accidentally choke on spit yelling at the tree

>>8545023
FAK OFF! MAH BOI IS TRYIN' TA SLEEP YA MUTHAFUGGIN' JAYS! SQUAWK!

>>8545056
HE STARTED IT

>>8545045
Ay, no worries. I'sll make sure it stays safe n' quite all night for you's,

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>>8545042
That is not rad.
>>8545075
Nice dab.
>dabs also

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>>8545088
Anon you're too late. I've shitposted Gladion with that before. Try this instead.

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>>8545013
A single spot, daily. There's an offer for a whole month at 90000P, open to negotiation.

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>>8545088

>>8545108

>>8545042
>>8545108
>>8545146
this is some real turts level waste of posts

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>>8545056
SQUUUUUUUUUUAAAAA MAKE ME

>>8545139
>roll to seduce

>>8545170
(idk who turts is but i'll delete the pictures)

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>>8544842
Won't he worry where I went?

>>8544924
Oh yeah I bet! shiny things are what Alola is known for even.

>>8545128
>More rummaging
I have enough for...11 days?
Is that alright? My shop isn't doing too well.

>>8545183
>God fucking damnit I can never win this shit
>Always fails
>Always

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>>8545071
NO
>>8545172
okay
>Roll to give the birb vivid images of becoming a rug.

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>>8545146
Okay wow. It's pretty clear that I'm being cyberbullied here, but I'm going to MAKE you like me. I've got the perfect gift for you, let me go get it.
>zip-zooms off

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>>8545091
Thank you...
>Hug a little tighter, clinging to birb
>Breathes heavily into the floof

>>8545220
meme
fucking stop before we ban you

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>>8545232
>tree returns after having drawn up the relaxing hot bath
>take Sheldon to the bath

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>>8545198
I'll give you the full two weeks for 30000P, even.

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>>8545194
yeah i mean
probs
but like
idk man dont you wanna surprise him or some shit
>>8545271
well shit
dad is a tree

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>>8544329
>Adri is stargazing
I shoud try and get better, and hope that i don't end up against fighting type moves again

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>>8545172
...
>Squint

>>8545216
>Hug the zippery husband
Please?

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>>8545232
>Snuggle that lobster

>>8545271
>Still clinging to Shelldon
>Who is now lifted in the air by Tre- uh. Ghetsis.
Squawk! Off mah lobstah ya fakken child abusin' salad face freak!

>>8545276
O-okay.
I'll take that.
Do I send you it through the mail?
I don't have a working computer right now.

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>>8545194
Shiny? The only shiny thing I know is the water. Heh heh. Oh, you were talking to the little green dude. Oh, here he is. Alola dudes!

Brian: I really gotta find out how they do that here. Oh sorry, just on the way to Akala. Yeah, it's always the really shiny ones, but I guess the Raichu's right, it's actually not that flashy once you get here. Not unless it's that way inside the human homes.

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>>8545216
SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaa...?
>For a microsecond, Max the Mad Toucannon didn't feel anger
>Just enough to get spooked

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>>8545298
....
Surprise with with what?

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>>8545380
by being stronger
duh

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>>8545327
Ok.
>>8545366
That's better.

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>>8545271
>>8545330
>Sink into the hot water, still hugging birb
...
>Cough

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>>8545405
Grazie capo

>>8545424
>I am become stew
>still snuggling the Shelldon tho
>re-engage birb blanket mode

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>>8545358
Yeah but it's super worth it! Especially if you want to evolve. What level are ya?

>>8545395
You're right. If I come back and I'm super strong he can't toss me away right?

>roll to make adri male

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>>8545405
Thank you~.
>Smooch the Stitch

>>8545187
Nice one turts. Next you'll ask who buddy is
Unless you're serious and you genuinely don't know who he is

>>8545262
Aren't you over reacting?

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>crawl in through the window
>roll to download viruses on N's computer

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>>8545490
>i guess she's male now
>for the night, that's my offer
>she's also feeling wierd as fuck because all of the sudden she's a he
i feel awful all of the sudden, what's going on..

>>8545570
>theres an open bag of Doritos™ on the desk next to the keyboard.

>>8545489
Errr... hold on.

*******Official Pokedex scan********

Bulbasaur

Male

L:19

I guess that's it.

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>>8545570
..... what the fuck.

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>>8545617
>consume
>>8545685
>flee

>>8545700
WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS

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>>8545700
..... okay.

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>roll to download 500GB of memes into the dex of the next poster

>>8545770
Stop

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>>8545770
>Uses frankies dex

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Hey! Trainer is recalling me. Going to the Daycare. I'll talk to you guys soon.


>>8545630
Whoa you are pretty strong for a Bulbasaur. you definitely should have evolved. Try to get the Leaf Stone while i attempt to figure you why you're stunted.

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>>8545791
>>8545795
>roll to download an entire pdf of chicken mating habit guides onto daves dex

>>8545791
you stop
isopod is allowed

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>>8545357
Do you have access to a more dedicated money transfer system? Mail is kinda insecure.
Also I need your data.

>>8545822
>allowing type:memes shitposting just because you like isopods
ok

>>8545835
that isnt meme you dip

>>8545835
Isopods are adorable

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(Turts is retarded and lazy so I made my own fucking pros and cons list. I might actually post it later tonight.)
>>8545814
bawk bawk
thanks man
now ill know if jacket is hitting on me
>>8545835
>>8545852
(I'm pretty sure that's Noodles, and Ispod has been around in thread for a while.)

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>adri's voice is deeper now
ugh.. i feel dizy i should go back to frankie's house, i should take a rest
>>8545835
>(type:meme is the new scapegoat now)
(please stop fingerpointing)

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>>8545803
>Daycare
Hoo-boy, bye bye foxy.

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>>8545262
>zip-zooms back
Alright, I got you this because I want you to like me. It's a candle I made because, did you know, Altomare Island's economy is based almost entirely off of tourism and artisan crafts? I like to make candles so I thought I'd share that with you.
>hands Anon the candle
I've been thinking about carving the sides of the candles to save on wax and also sell them for more. Well, Bianca sells them for me.
(Let me build this character)

>>8545803
DNA analysis:

Purebred. Average allele distribution. No abnormalities detected.

Subject is detected as wild. Lack of pokemon growth can be attributed to: 1. Insufficient experience (invalid) 2. Genetic abnormality (invalid) 3. Mental or physical stress. (inconclusive, no physical deterrent detected, unit is incapable of EEG scan. Report to closest pokemon center for follow up testing)

Ummm...do you know what that means?

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>>8545823
>roll to download robot porn to computer

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>>8546094
Damn, dupes.

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Streambro has just arrived at Mt. Coronet with Gladion.

>>8546029
(sleepy times, back tomorrow)

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>>8546385
lucy just laid an egg

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>>8546385
How high are you, and where can I get some?
You're so wasted you're remembering shit that either happened months ago or never happened.

>>8545823
More secure?
What do you mean?
And what do you need to know?

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>>8546419
>>8546423
Today is the day the witch trials begin.

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>>8546527
>Upset Old English ghost sounds

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>>8546527
yesterday ceasar julius was stabbed

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>>8546552
>roll to download Darkrai porn directly into antenna

>>8546527
>anon grabs his pitchfork and torch
>starts heading towards a random abandoned house

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>>8546020
I'm a little offended that you didn't want the candle but I get it, no one likes candles. Maybe I should make pottery or rock candy instead. I bet everyone'd love rock candy.

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>>8546552
They haven't begun again. That human is an idi->>8546658
>>8546666
Oh.

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>>8546658
>LOUD STATIC
>Gadreel can't see anything other than Darkrai lewds for now
Oh gods...
>>8546666
>>8546684
>Panicked blind ghost sounds

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>>8546442
I mean, a mail envelope is not really secure for transactions this big.
I will also need to know your name, maybe other personal information.

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>>8546666
>Satanquads demands I shitpost
>>8546684
>>8546721
Finally found you monster

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>>8546020
>>8546680
Thanks for the candle dude. Say you wouldn't want to join my team would you? Having a Lati*s would be rad.

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>>8546721
Please hold on.
>>8546746
But enough talk.
Have at you.
>Darkrai uses Dark Void.

>>8546751
but he wasnt giving it to you
meme stop samefagging

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>>8546751
I'll have to pass on that, I've got my whole life here. I have my little shop and my dorky little sister to look after.

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>>8546746
Who...?
Stop... Please...

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>>8546820
(I was the one who posted the remove meme picture so I assumed it was me he was giving it to, sorry if I misunderstood)
>>8546833
Alright that's cool, maybe I'll come by your shop sometime.

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>>8546780
>>8546857
die monster you do-......
>the witchhunter is now sleep and trapped in a nightmare from darkrais
>but not before he throws holy water at the Gay Ghosts
>due to dark void a 2 or 4 is needed to succeed, 2 for darkrai, 4 for gaddreal

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>>8546879
>Holy water flies clear.
I've always been a fan of ironic deaths.
>Roll to grab Vampire Killer.

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>>8546879
>Steal poorly aimed bottle of holy water
WRYHYHY!

>Sludge Wave away

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>>8546946
>Roll to splet

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>>8546925
...
>Nudge it into edgelord's hands.

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>>8546858
Just listen for the horrible screeching because I can't actually speak even if I disguise as a human.
(I'd link a scene from the movie for reference but all I can find on youtube are altoshipping amvs)

>>8546925
>simon the witchhunter is still asleep and in a nightmare
>but I am going to be going so feel free to NPC the sleeping disposble shitpost from this point out

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>>8546879
>He still can't see shit
>Gadreel is huddled in the corner panicking atm
>Tfw your sight being clogged with lewds makes it hard to hear

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>>8546966
WRYHY- AAA WHO THE FUCK EVEN ARE YOU

>sinks into the sludge pit and vanish, dropping 10,000P, a museum brochure, and several pictures of what is either a Skitty dong or a flesh colored cactus

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>>8546972
Thank you.
>>8547000
(I'll be finishing this in this post hopefully.)
>Roll to snuff the human's life out with his own whip.
>Strangulation.
>>8547019
Gadreel?

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>>8547046
Edgy.
>>8547019
>>8547046
>Teleport in a bag of weed for edgelord and his husband and teleport away.

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>>8547046
SCREEEEEEEE
>Swoop down, eat the body, and leave.

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>>8547070
Cresselia is a sweet cupcake and I want to protect her cute smile

>>8547129
she just gave out weed

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>>8547129
You got money or not. I don't deal for free, kid.

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>>8547046
>Roll to clear antenna of lewds so he can function properly

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>>8547070
...
>>8547175
>Bonk the husband antenna.

>>8547173
I said you're cute, not ethical

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>>8547173
>I didn't realize this had nips, have mercy on me, Skitts.
>>8547210
Kay.

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cough cough
thread
im dying
ive been forced to see female pogey nips
cough
i dont think i have long to live
for my dying wish
i want someone to
cough
send jacket a bad druddigon dildo
itll be funny

>>8547237
Now I don't think you're so cute anymore...

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>>8547247
quelle?

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>>8547247
you didn't die last time, you won't now

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>>8547237
>Mercy: granted
>still gonna have to bleach my eyes tho
>>8547260
>save me from this nightmare gladi
haha shit you finally spoke
>Overly dramatic coughing
get the extra large firmest setting t rex one
cough cough
and beat someone to death with it
my dying wish
>>8547315
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you dont know that

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>>8547315
>check out crotch
>>8547336
>cant fampai
...? ...
>order some bad druddigon dildos

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>>8547206
>Antenna: cleared
>Ghost husband: no longer blind
...... Darkrai?

>>8546742
It's all I have available, unfortunately.
And, um...
My name and stuff?

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>>8547364
Welcome back to the land of the living.
Hahaha.
Are you well?

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Goodnight, /par/
<3

>>8547419
Night

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>>8547362
>well shit
>hows your day been man
holy shit
this is gonna be the best ghost-dom
btw if i die im gonna possess your ass

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>>8547336
i know everything dave
>>8547362
>looks at jacket
>ignores him looking at his crotch

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>>8547417
.... no, but I appreciate the inquiry.

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>>8547502
>Hug the very tall very round husband.
Well I hope this can make it ever so slightly better. What was wrong anyway?

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>>8547419
But before I go to bed:
Don't forget to come by my little shop and buy a nice candle or maybe some rock candy as soon as I figure out how to make it!

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>>8547499
bet you dont
how am i in bed fucker

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>>8547419
Goodnight airplane

>>8547535
not even you know that

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>>8547465
>p good actually
>you up for some cuddles skitts
...? ...
>>8547499
...
>scope harder
>>8547535
...

>>8547551
>>8547535
OHHHHHHH SHIIIIT

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>>8547530
Ah. Well. All of my senses were cut off and replaced with... lewd imagery.

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>>8547370
Yeah, a name would be great. You should probably get access to a computer as well, so you can send in the ad in the first place.

>>8547532
Ad slots are still open.


>>8547532

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>>8547574
...Is this a normal problem?

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>>8547551
>>8547571
yeah true i didnt get the chance to fuck myself rip
i can ask steven stone tho
>>8547563
>fuck yes i am always down for cuddles dude
>roll for cross internet cuddles
>inb4 odds
ye like
not even your entire body
just your ass
whoops you heard that
bet you dont know the answer to that one either chicken chan

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>>8547535
i'm glad i don't
>>8547551
damn
>>8547563
>scoping too hard
>judges jacket

>>8547595
So, find a public library or something, and send in the ad there?

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>>8547650
>good cuddles dude
>but
>roll to go lewd
...
...?
>>8547659
>thumbs up

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>>8547680
That could work, indeed.
Still need at least a name sir...
>Roll to realize if there's anything odd with the voice

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>>8547799
>dubsfail
>i got you senpai
>NECROZMA: WAVE HAND AND BE DISTRACTING
HELP I GOT MY HAND STUCK IN THE TOASTER

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>>8547723
>rip you messed up
>this is how you do it
>roll for lewd cuddles
im taking that as a no
guessing you didnt fuck alt me then
aight man so like
im chilling it up in aloha right now
wanna come hang
or i can go hang with you its whatever
>>8547659
youre missing out man

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>Coffinfag: Become relevant again.
>Go gather gold n shit and head out to buy a boat.
>Locc tomb with goast majykks.

>>8547799
Uh...
Bob?
>Roll to sound convincing

>>8547608
No, typically seizing control of my antenna is... near impossible.
-Gadreel

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>>8547836
>awkwardly nods
>>8547723
not really, i'm fine
i'll bet well, kahili is totally on to me, don't you think so?

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>>8547912
>Completely convincing human voice detected
Alright Bob, I'll await your ad for...

>>8547832
>Look out of window
>Necrozma spazzing out with a hand stuck in a toaster
>It's not even our toaster

>>8547912
Technical difficulties send the ad to catalyst.radio check the payment info use the promo code "toasterhand" that I didn't just make up so you can claim your discount sorry again bye
>Rush out and towards Necrozma

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>>8547926
... Well we should be more careful.
Can you stay here with the children while I get us a boat? I shouldn't be too long.
>Rolling for boat acquisition.

>>8548062
Alright. I shall wait here.

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>>8547876
>Both Coffin and Darkrai are getting boats??
>Illuminati.
>Set sail for Sinnoh!

>>8548248
-Gadreel, forgot to sign the post and has no Dusknoir stuff on his phone

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>>8548062
>Evens.
>Speedboat got.
>>8548248
>>8548269
>He waves to Gadreel.
Over here.

>>8548301
>follow the shadow husband
-Gadreel, kinda having trouble focusing right now

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>>8548030
>>8547832
>Bird's Rights Fletchinder sees the debacle and flies over
>Panicked Squawking
NOOOOO HUGE BLACK MAN THAT NOT HOW YOU TOASTER

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Actually fuck that.
>Sharp turn.
>To Olivine!

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>>8549100
WHO DELET MY BEUTIFUL PICTUR AN REPLACE WITH SCHOOL HUMAN
>>8547832
>Bird: try to yank on toster cord to get giant black hand out of toster also hope there bread

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>>8547832
>roll to seduce

>>8549842
fug him already

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>>8550267
.. / -.. --- / -. --- - / .-. . -.-. --- --. -. .. --.. . / - .... .. ... / .-. . --.- ..- . ... - --..-- / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / .-. . .-- --- .-. -.. / .. - / .- -. -.. / - .-. -.-- / .- --. .- .. -. .-.-.-

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>>8550451
>Database update: Regigigas x Necrozma

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>mfw i've spent months in here and don't want to lose contact with most of y'all even after PAR, but know that either time will tear these bonds apart shortly after PAR's eventual fall into obscurity or we'll meet RL and have our dreamy notions about each other brutally shattered

>>8550993
(Don't want to break up these bonds either, but also don't want to reveal myself in case someone knew me from somewhere else)
(And if someone does, they knew a more asshole self who no one would have expected to end here)

(Not dying yet)

no die

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>>8546029
>at the daycare and shaken up
No what does this mean?

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>>8552795
Alola kakahiaka, little dude. Oh, we're at the place where the humans give out the stones and stuff. Pretty gnarly. This what the little dude was searching for? *picks up a Thunder Stone* Dunno what he was searching for this for. I just connected to the Surge naturally. I didn't know you could put it in a stone like this. Seems like a waste. Connecting with the Surge, man...it's an experience.

*Brian feels over a Leaf Stone, but is disappointed when nothing happens*

See, nothing beats the real thing, little dude.

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>>8552950
What's the surge? Also I'm not sure exactly how stones work. Try a different way!

>>8553001
*the Raichu laughs*

I can't TELL you what the Surge is. You have to FEEL it.

Brian: Errr...I don't know what this guy is talking about, but I guess the only thing I have left is to find this...Totem.

Olivia's Probopass: Totem? The one in Lush Jungle? I don't know if they can help you evolve, but they're on the other side of the island. Follow the path north, you should get there.

Brian: You know about them? Can they help me at all?

Olivia's Probopass: It's difficult to say. Their domain is a haven for Grass pokemon. It's full of their energy. If any place can help you, I'd imagine it's there. Beware, if you truly seek their help, the island will test you.

Brian: Test me?

Olivia's Probopass: These islands swirl with the energy of many types, it is why it is so sacred to pokemon and humans alike. If you can feel their draw, then they will react to your presence, both beneficial and malevolent. To unlock your true potential, you will face all that hinders you on your way. It is my trainer's purpose to assist in this process, and so will I.

Brian: Ummm....okay? Do you know exactly what I will face?

Olivia's Probopass: The process is set for humans, but for pokemon....What you will face will be specifically designed just for you. You must be ready to face your deepest fears and confront your shortcomings. I believe we will start with how you're going to get back. You may have this Raichu as your friend, but ultimately, they cannot help you. The energies know all. You may find that whatever help they gave you before will now be worthless if you choose to go on this quest.

*Brian ponders, a shocked expression on his face*

Raichu: Dude! All I did was float him on over here. What harm does that do?

Olivia's Probopass: All things have consequences. If you do not believe me, see for yourself...

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>>8553217
So you have to go one that quest? This sounds super dangerous. Are you sure you want to do that? I might have to read up on the Surge as well.

>>8553385
Raichu: Awww, don't let it get you down, little dude. Everyone is 'ohana on these islands. I'm sure it'll be no problem.

Brian: I...suppose it can't hurt. I won't have to fight anything, will I?

Olivia's Probopass: Depends on why you seek evolution.

Brian: Why? What kind of question is that? Everyone has to evolve, do they?

Probopass: Yes, but probably not in the way you are thinking. You will understand in time. Everyone's path is their own. If you do not wish to fight, there are always alternatives.

Brian: Thank you. We will be going now.

Raichu: Come on, dude. Hop on me. I can get you back safe and sound.

Brian: What about what they said?

Raichu: Oh come on, I've surfed these lands all my life, what could possibly go wrong?

*he hops on and they sail towards Heahea, but all of a sudden, they fall and tumble onto the ground just before crossing the water. On the other side, a Pa'u Style Oricorio is perched on the fence, staring at them*

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>>8553486
What happened?

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Good morning everybody
>>8553515
So how is your daycare experience so far?

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>>8553515
Brian: Yeah, what happened?

*the Raichu is clenching his teeth at the bird*

An Oricorio. I didn't think we'd be running into one of those.

Oricorio: I would think another Psychic type would be more perceptive. Nonetheless, I sensed your presence, and I cannot help but wonder what your business is here.

Brian: *snaps* Why don't you find out?

Oricorio: Such anger. It is not at me, though. It is not proper to delve into another's mind. Has that happened to you before? I assure you, a real psychic has better manners than that.

Raichu: Why did you stop us?

Oricorio: Because you are acting very suspicious. It is not normal for a pokemon to simply rummage about in the humans' world.

Raichu: Oh please, you know the humans won't harm us.

Oricorio: That may be true, but they offer you nothing that you cannot acquire for yourself. Why are you in their domain?

Brian: We...were mistaken. *ashamed*

Oricorio: Unsure of one's path? And what makes you think you can take this one, then?

Raichu: I've had just about enough of your hogwash. Get out of our way!

Oricorio: Why should I? Are you so intent on taking this path? Very well. You shall have to get past me.

Raichu: *cheeks spark* Heh. And what makes you think you stand a chance against a master of the Surge?

*it drinks a yellow liquid, and it's body changes before their eyes*

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>>8553653
I'm hiding from a ditto that trainer lumped in here with me.

>>8553657
Man what's that birds problem? Kick it's but, Brain!

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>>8553653
Good morning Sylbie!
>kiss pinkdog

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>>8553808
Has the ditto had a go at you yet? I hope not, dittos aren't really the most graceful of partners...
>>8553849
>kissu the fire fox
Good morning hun, you got a cold or something?

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>>8553855
Yeah i think i do. My nose will knot stop running!
>all nasely stounding

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>>8553855
Let's just say.... Ditto is a very charismatic pokemon.

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>>8553950
Shame, a young one like you doesn't deserve to be forcefully bred like that.

>>8553890
I'm gonna make pancakes, do you want some?

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>>8554035
Oh yeah ob course!
>excite hug

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>>8554035
You think if i just find the ditto and make the egg(s) I could get out of here sooner?

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>>8554071
nah dude
youre in there until he stops being a comp player

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>>8554071
Yeah you might get out sooner but remember most humans breed for genetic potential so it could be dozens of eggs before he gets what he wants and when he does right to the box you go until he needs you again.

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>>8554089
What? You can just leave pokemon in the daycare forever?

>>8554096
The more you talk about the box the more it scares me... Is it worse than the daycare?

>roll to see if ditto finds Fynx

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>>8554135
Hahaha the Box is a special sort of hell where you're conscious but stuck in a limbo, never aging, never moving, all you have are your thoughts and the hope that your trainer comes back for you one day.

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>>8554163
>ditto found Fynx
uuuh That sounds like it would be enough to drive someone insane. Ditto found me again I will go talk to them to see if we can reach an agreement on our situation.

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>head to the kitchen finally and start making pancakes
>>8554211
Try to think happy thoughts.

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>>8554211
>dubsfail for talking to ditto

>>8554227
Man I sure wish I could cook like you! I wold make so many cakes for you. I think my paws kind of limit me though. Hands are neat.

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>flippin' pancakes
>>8554247
What kind of cakes would you make me?

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>>8554388
pancakes, cheesecake, strawberry shortcake, pound cake, hmmmmm
>audible thinking noises
What is your favorite cake?

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>plating the pancakes now
>>8554425
Hmmm Kalosian Opera Cake is my favorite. Second fav is probably chocolate cake though.

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>>8554454
Kalobian what cake? I habe neber had that before. Chocolate cake is extremely goob though!
>excite for pancakes

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>>8554508
Maybe I should try making it for you sometime then.
>butter n syrup those cakes and hand a plate over for Zorro

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>>8554614
Aww yeah!
>digs into the pancakes
awwww... I can not taste anything.....

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Talking to ditto didn't work at all.

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>>8554454
>>8554614
i'm back, oh are you making pancakes
can i have some?

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>>8554653
Did he at least return the favor?
>>8554667
Sure made enough for everybody
>slide a plate of pancakes over to Adri

>>8554653
howd it go dude
smoothly as quasimodos back
forever destined to be fucked as hell
always twisted and shit
twisted as a fucking pedophiles sex life

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>>8554679
(Drink)

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>>8553808

(Sorry, had to do something)

*Raichu tries to hit it with a full blast of electricity, but it only counters it with it's own bolt of electricity back. Brian hesitates to do something, and the Oricorio takes the opportunity to flap it's wings and blow a gust of air towards him. He plants his vines into the ground and braces against the wind. The Raichu hops onto his tail board and pierces forward with his mind, trying to get into the Oricorio's. It senses his attempt, and projects with it's own mind*

You think that just because I changed forms that I forgot how to do my other abilities? I think not.

*the Oricorio blocks its mind and points to the Raichu, knocking him off of his board. He gets back on and charges for the Oricorio again*

Doing the same thing and expecting a different result is a sure sign of insanity.

*it pushes the Raichu back with it's mind, hurting him significantly. Brian tries to intervene, but the Oricorio just blows him back with another gust of wind. The Raichu takes the opportunity to circle around on his board and try to sneak up on the bird from behind. It sees him coming and flaps hard, going straight up into the sky. The Raichu looks up at it, only to have the bird crash back down onto his face, talons first, smashing him hard into the ground*

You may be a master of the electromagnetic lines, but do not challenge one who has mastered the skies to a flying contest. You are just a pretender to me.

*Brian recovered from his blow and saw the Raichu in trouble. He jumped back onto his feet and launched a volley of leaves at the Oricorio. The bird simply blew them away and pressed his foot harder onto the Raichu's skull. Brain shook, an expression of shock coming onto his face*

Do you really want to do this, Bulbasaur? Will you harm me to save your friend?

*He realized what he was doing, and didn't have an answer for him. He mulled in his head about what he should do. There was only one answer coming to him*

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>>8554676
Yes.

>>8554679
Well I mean it's not that bad.... But I can't shake the thought of trainer discarding me. How do you make humans like a pokemon? am i doing something wrong?

>>8554689
(this is a good plot btw)
Come on, Brain! You have to win this!

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>>8554734
Well at least you get to have some fun before the inevitable, my first partner wasn't nearly as considerate.

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>>8554676
thanks sylvie
>she picks some syrup and puts on her pancakes
those taste great

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>>8554734
some peeps just dont like pokemon dude
he might be one
do you think youve done something
did you fucking leave a present in his shoes or something
all organic home made smelly gift
unnoticed until poor fucker puts his foot in
merry shitmas asshole

>>8554689
Brian: I...cannot allow this to continue.

Oricorio: What will you do, then?

*the Flying types words struck true to him. Ashamed, he slumped and hung his head down. The Oricorio kicked the Raichu over, releasing him from it's grasp*

I thought so. This way is closed to you. You will have to take another path. This is not the end for us, though. We will meet again. At another place and another time. Beware, for I am not the only one who has followed you. Farewell.

*the Oricorio flew away, drinking another bottle and returning back to it's original form. Brian hurried over to the Raichu and pulled out the berries from his pack. Only 3 Sitruses. He gave him one and put the others away*

Huh? But...this is...

Eat it. You need it more than me. *he downs a cluster of Orans instead*

*the Raichu eats the berry*

What are we going to do now?

We'll have to go around, I guess.

Through Diglett's Tunnel? No way, dude. Neither of us can take them on.

*a flock of Oricorios now appeared in the sky, circling around. The two noticed them and Brian turns to the Raichu*

If you have any better ideas, I'd like to hear them.

*the Raichu sighed* Okay, let's go.

You know, if we're going to be stuck together, I should really know who you are.

Oh, sorry dude. Au. My name is Au.

Ow?

It means "current".

Brian. My name is Brian.

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>>8554653
>>8554734
are you okay?
that doesn't sound like something fun

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>>8554756
Yeah the ditto is really nice at least... it's like they know me better than I do.

>>8554786
No way! The worst thing i did was accidentally relieve myself on the carpet. He wouldn't let me outside and I really had to go. That was awhile ago though. you think he's still mad about that?

>>8554796
Au! that's a cool name. Be careful if you decide to trek through digletts tunnel. Digletts are pretty territorial.

>>8554799
My behind is sore...

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>>8554843
nah probs not
unless hes a shitbag
you alright man
im guessing that was your first time

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>>8554843
That's not good, i hope you get better, don't do things that you might regret later you hear
If i were your trainer i wouldn't care for this sort of thing and would keep you with me regardless of what moves you have or any other thing like that