/sug/ - Steven Universe General Edgy Edition Last Thread:

>>8540031
why the fuck was the last thread deleted?

File: 1472002801927.png (121KB, 482x499px) Image search: [Google]

121KB, 482x499px

>>8540037
Page 10 dude

File: boltisakulol.png (31KB, 517x275px) Image search: [Google]

31KB, 517x275px

reminder that the same 40+ people post in this general so there is no avoiding reality forever. ;)

File: tumblr_o4ir0s2KjS1tk8ivso1_500.png (62KB, 427x452px) Image search: [Google]

62KB, 427x452px

>>8540037
I think it was my question about the poofters.

>Blue looked deep on to Steven's woody brown eyes, she blinked once and let a single tear come fall from her face.
"M...Mom why did those Rebels say that you didn't make me?"
>Blue felt her heart shatter, they took Pink from her, they would never take her son from her, Blue would not allow it.

File: 1475546839722.png (399KB, 1280x1209px) Image search: [Google]

399KB, 1280x1209px

lapiven

>>8540055
They are.

>>8539963
Pretty easily seeing as they have surpassed the empires level of technology in a short few thousand years and are now a serious threat to even Empirium core worlds, with more alien races running to there banner everyday.

File: 1491183049069.png (247KB, 1060x909px) Image search: [Google]

247KB, 1060x909px

>>8540031
bloople deserves to be happy and free!

>>8540069
right now, but what about a year from now? ;)

ask woskis he'll tell you

>>8540055
is the discord chat from /sug/ the peridot pub? that one from /sug/.rocks?

Love yourself Anons or I'll have to do it for you.

File: 1489798391238.png (362KB, 1280x524px) Image search: [Google]

362KB, 1280x524px

>>8540064
The idea of the Diamonds brainwashing Steven but not making him a killing machine but there loving son to replace the little sister they lost is both fucked up and oddly beautiful to me.
I kind of hope something like this is explored in the show.

>>8540090
that is dgm's server circa a year ago, aku is bolt but he changed his name to better suit his pearl wall motif.

and this spans a few servers

File: 1455866934303.png (290KB, 1024x1365px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 1024x1365px

>People actually think that Dinklebop's going to deleting his blog.

Check the date that was posted and come back.

>>8540099
>Whysix Peridot Empire

File: 1491199405287.png (260KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

260KB, 800x800px

bloople a cute!

>>8540138
Oh shit it was an April fools joke.

>>8540031
Keep your discord drama out of the threads

>>8540099
It's the ultimate eye for an eye. It's also very bitter sweet, as Steven would be so far entrenched into Homeworld culture the Crystal Gems could never save him.

But to be fair it's not like he'd need saving if he was a Diamond Prince, he would be happy running his empire, and managing worlds. He'd be loved by his Diamond Sisters and he would love them back.

I wonder if Rose could have had Steven without giving up her form, how would she reacts to swing her son made into a Diamond.

File: 1487015279496.png (403KB, 1080x1435px) Image search: [Google]

403KB, 1080x1435px

>>8540065
I wonder how the gems will feel about bara Steven.

>>8540162
I really want Bloople to end up in Peridots situation, but instead she just sits in a corner and impossible to move or talk to

>>8540138
REEEEEEEE. I didn't laugh.

>>8540099
wait until white diamond turns out to have her own steven/nora
it will bee the lotor to stevens keith
white diamond will gloat at how shes a better parent than rose because at least she was there

>>8540170
There used to be a rule on /trash/sug/ that if the OP had discord shit in it you'd make a new one.

>>8540196
Wil she offer Steven a chance to have a real mother and a real sister?

>>8540138
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bea9aFBGuwQ

>>8540214
yes
and thats when pearl loses it

File: 1453173436482.jpg (180KB, 647x770px) Image search: [Google]

180KB, 647x770px

>>8540183
i want her to be in a pure relationship with our pearl! she can help with blooples problems once she runs away with her!

>>8540170
then clean your own fucking back yards if you are one of them from a discord

File: 1483387790202.png (304KB, 800x1064px) Image search: [Google]

304KB, 800x1064px

>>8540174
>Steven is taken by homeworld.
>He is brainwashed and made to believe he is the son of Pink Diamond.
>The Diamonds raise him making him believe he is one of them.
>Blue is very motherly and loving while Yellow is very strict but still caring and he never really sees White all that much.
>He stays on homewrold for a year or two and learns all about homewrold and the gems.
>He's never felt more at home in his life.
>The CGs break into homeworld to save him.
>Steven puts up a struggle but soon most of his memories are restored.
>The CGs bring Steven back to Earth happy that he is safe.
>Steven put on a smile happy that the gems came back for him.
>But deep down Steven doesn't feel like there his family.
>Back on Earth Steven misses the Diamonds and never acts like his old self feeling like he had been taken from his true home.

File: 1452219634419.jpg (187KB, 800x1000px) Image search: [Google]

187KB, 800x1000px

>>8540228

>>8540259
First race appropriate pearl cosplay I've seen

File: 1484532271246.png (287KB, 1018x1032px) Image search: [Google]

287KB, 1018x1032px

I wish it was easier to find good Connie art.

>>8540228
I hope in the aftermath of the abduction arc, bloople gets accidentally left behind in a retreat from blue diamond.

Then we have a whole episode of the CGs trying to make a terrified bloople feel welcome. We get another episode with Pearl trying to help bloople be her own gem.

>>8540174
yes she could.rebecca said she could have made steven but he would only be a normal human being. The only way for him to be both gem and human is for rose to die.
it would be great if steven finds this out

File: 1491251665435.png (238KB, 1280x1069px) Image search: [Google]

238KB, 1280x1069px

>>8540275
ikr

File: _just_another_day_in_trash.png (104KB, 1291x653px) Image search: [Google]

104KB, 1291x653px

>>8540175

File: tumblr_o0nmilz4A41u2rk1go1_1280.jpg (189KB, 1280x889px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 1280x889px

>>8540278
i want bloople and pearl to be former lovers, and get reunited again!

>>8540279
But that would mean Steven would have a bigger purpose. which Steven learned that wasn't the case

File: 1464408024055.jpg (131KB, 402x800px) Image search: [Google]

131KB, 402x800px

Crossover writefag from one of the previous threads here, I'm currently experimenting with Twine I'm liking it. I'll probably have a reader-centric story by the end of the month.

File: tumblr_o0leahFovl1u2rk1go1_1280.jpg (152KB, 1280x935px) Image search: [Google]

152KB, 1280x935px

>>8540312
write a story about this>>8540302

>>8540303
rose wanted steven to live his life both being a gem and a human.She didnt knew he would free lapis or that the cluster would kill them all,so she thought steven would just live his life as both gem and human.An experience.
It really wasnt a big plan,she just wanted steven to live a unique life

>>8540299
what i despise about this person is how he objetifies steven

>>8540312
Pearl trying to convince Bloople and Yearl to leave their diamonds

>>8540031
important question for you all
if the show was about stevens life with the crystal gems,and the only conflict from an enemy force was the monsters they have to fight and theres no lapis,no peridot,no jasper,no diamonds and no homeworld,would you still watch the show?
It would be about stevens life with the gems and the drama between them,without the fear of an interplanetary force coming to earth.The endgame would be curing corruption and nothing else.
Would you still watch it or find it boring?

File: 1489893968344.gif (799KB, 200x189px) Image search: [Google]

799KB, 200x189px

>>8540174
>Steven finally meets White Diamond.
>He ready to fight her knowing from the gems how evil she is.
>White is calm and smiles warmly at him.
"We have been waiting for you Steven, its so nice we can finally have this lovely reunion."
>Steven is confused "What the heck are you talking about?
>White Diamond is smiling with an almost sadistic glee.
>"It's so good to see you again Steven and I can tell she is happy to see you as well."
>Steven is getting angry is about to attack white when he hears behind him.
>"Big brother...."
>Steven is almost frozen when he slowly turns to see...a girl..but she looked like him in so many ways she had his eyes and his hair colour.
>"The girl smiled as she said "I've waiting for so long to see you..."
>Steven says in a shaky voice "W-who the heck is this? what's going on..."
>White Diamond says in her sinister tone
>"Steven meet your long lost sister...Nora Universe...."
>Cut to black
>YFW

File: 1458805240944.png (178KB, 456x650px) Image search: [Google]

178KB, 456x650px

>>8540349
>>8540324
>Reader-centric

Yeah, that's not very likely.

File: B-PDCM4IMAARyL_.jpg (10KB, 261x357px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 261x357px

Molest Matt

>>8540375
id love for the format to go back to "monster of the week" with the HW gems in there too

File: 1464105000269.jpg (427KB, 800x800px) Image search: [Google]

427KB, 800x800px

>>8540381
In what universe would that make sense?
also mfw

>>8540375
No. Learning about HW and all that comes with it is one of the only things keeping me involved with this show. And you'd be removing some of the most interesting characters in the show.
>>8540386
This, however, I don't think I'd mind. You'd have 6.5 gem characters to play with here, instead of 3.5.

>>8540375
You mean if the whole show was season 1?
I already loved the show back in season 1, so yes.

File: 1452131869180.png (126KB, 600x499px) Image search: [Google]

126KB, 600x499px

bloople is best gem!
well, im gonna go play some CS:GO

>>8540386
>>8540408
what i hope they do in the show is that,at some point,enemy gems get stranded in earth and start wrecking shit.So instead of monster of the week,is villain gem of the week,each with their own unique powers.
It would be super cool and they could make character development episodes WHILE they fight these gems.Plus,the crewniverse could open themselves to be more creative with the powers from these enemy gems.
you could bring peridots manager or jaspers agate or someone from lapis path.Or all of these.

File: IMG_0498.png (1MB, 441x603px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 441x603px

>homeworld is built up to be incredibly powerful and advanced, with an iron grip on the minds of their people
>they can barely run a fucking zoo

>>8540424
season 1 but no mirror gem,no peridot,no jailbreak,no the return.Theres no threat to them other that they will eventually heal the corrupted gems.
Basically kinda like clarence,thats about clarence and his friends lives,but less cartoony and more...well how steven universe is.
Keep in mind that townies would basically be the norm

File: 1491184674033.png (204KB, 581x604px) Image search: [Google]

204KB, 581x604px

I've been waiting 2 and a half months for a Sims 4 vampire and toddler crack
We haven't had to wait this long since the game was first cracked
/sug/, if any of you are experienced in cracking games please help. I am spiritually starving to death.

>>8540465
>liking the sims 4
kys nibba
3 is where its at

File: tumblr_ojlclsGJq91vqv2noo2_r1_540.png (301KB, 540x606px) Image search: [Google]

301KB, 540x606px

>you'll never be Blue Diamonds foot stool

>>8540510
I have 3 too, but the children, teens, and toddlers look so creepy. Since I like to play families and hookers that have 57 babies it kinda ruins the experience for me. If there was a mod that fixed their faces and improved the loading times I would stay with it.
Now that 4 has toddlers I want to move to it but nobody has cracked the damn update yet.

>>8540447
The Zoo's a write-off. A sentimental artifact. You'd "barely take care of" a urn of ashes in the same way. Dust it every now and then, but who cares if it gets dusty again in the meantime.

File: tumblr_ojlclsGJq91vqv2noo2_r1_1280.png (1MB, 1280x1435px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1280x1435px

>>8540530
kill yourself

>>8540451
If it weren't for Mirror Gem and Jailbreak and stuff setting the bar so high, all of the townie filler wouldn't be so bad.

File: tumblr_nl0i5cFLYx1sr6efio1_1280.png (275KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

275KB, 900x900px

>>8537268
kill yourself

File: tumblr_inline_o9v99dHfcf1ru0u9j_1280.png (274KB, 1127x1013px) Image search: [Google]

274KB, 1127x1013px

>>8536801
kill yourself

>>8540530
someone post the blue diamond foot story that was posted here a while back.

File: 1474009830603.png (547KB, 735x594px) Image search: [Google]

547KB, 735x594px

>>8540375
I would probably still like it in the same way that I like Star Vs.
In that I might watch it if it is on.
I feel like show was pretty weak until Mirror Gem.

That being said I wish the corrupted gem filler would come back.
These gemless Townie episodes are fucking killing me.

File: Hey, That's Pretty Good!.gif (3MB, 480x270px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 480x270px

>>8540065

File: 2w70l80.jpg (21KB, 640x480px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 640x480px

>>8540559
I feel like I should have included a picture of what TS3's kids look like
>nourish me mother

is Brad a 35 year old balding neckbeard?

File: woskisbeingselfknowing.jpg (24KB, 1131x75px) Image search: [Google]

24KB, 1131x75px

>>8540601
>"someone is making a big deal over what i jack off to better try to react against claims of pedo phillia by confirming it in the general via coy posting"

>>8540621
at least that fag doesnt beat his dick to child sex cartoons

>>8540447
gems don't really seem too smart

especially if their examples of smart is peridot and pearl

>>8540648
That's why Sapphire is the top second ranking gem and not those two.

>>8540638
>implying

>>8540695
if you are even replying to me then it's probably because my posting affects you in the way that makes you compulsively want to react against what i have to say.

but you wouldnt be thinking about any of that stuff now would you

>>8540723
your life is incredibly sad brad. i hope you find some form of happiness one day

File: don't cost nothing.png (532KB, 540x810px) Image search: [Google]

532KB, 540x810px

post songs that match your OTP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBv0lJ_Xdfk

>>8540768
yeah yeah woskis and houseguest,brad's life sure is bad.

go talk to brad let him tell you how bad his life is and see if he can get through what he's saying without bursting out laughing at you.

File: 1491239861445.png (227KB, 386x386px) Image search: [Google]

227KB, 386x386px

hello m'lapis

File: 1487468875250.jpg (465KB, 1200x1500px) Image search: [Google]

465KB, 1200x1500px

>>8540780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwCitgDib-g

The bluest kind of love...

>>8540816
She's so ugly it actually makes me a little sick.

>>8540824
She used to be cute. It's like lapidot physically poisoned her

>>8540816
Did she gain a lot of weight?

File: 1475456626619.gif (356KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]

356KB, 900x900px

>>8540780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8WLa6umgdw

>>8540816
my queen

File: Archduke_Zuke.jpg (20KB, 320x320px) Image search: [Google]

20KB, 320x320px

>>8540971
she is eating the pain of the uprooting away

>>8540980
I can't wait until we find out just what the hell the uprooting is. The suspense is killing me.

/sug/ I just learned we have the technology to simulate tastes by electrically shocking people's taste buds, and we've had it for over 150 years

>>8541011
Amedot endgame

what if zuke never got the job for SU then she just became a drawfag here

File: 08-King-of-Hill-Hank_l.jpg (22KB, 400x300px) Image search: [Google]

22KB, 400x300px

>>8541017
You didn't know?

>>8540338
fucking kek where do you think we are

>>8541045
I'd heard of it before but it was mentioned one time and I long since forgot it existed

>>8541031
That would have been the good ending. Zuke wouldn't have had a mental breakdown and she would happily be drawing gems right now

>>8541051
do you think if she started drawing here one day cos she just wanted to shitpost anonymously would you recognise their art and post style

File: 1487456172363.png (454KB, 800x565px) Image search: [Google]

454KB, 800x565px

>>8541011
Lapiven becomes canon.
This will kill the Zuke.

>>8540648
Pearl is the smartest character on the show, dumbass.

>>8540780
someone actually made an animatic for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s93WClpkRKc

>>8541103
thats not saying much

File: clampidot.png (44KB, 1283x545px) Image search: [Google]

44KB, 1283x545px

>>8540780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_SlAzsXa7E

>>8541077
Of course. And she has.

>>8541077
If she legit comes down to /sug/ i would want to talk to her calmly on what the fuck happened.
Internal drama in animated shows/movies almost never gets out.And if it does,we rarely get the truth.

>>8541132
STOP

isn't shipping pearls together incest?

>>8541146
That private blog has to be one of the most nutso happenings in /sug/ history.

File: 1483762226210.gif (2MB, 400x227px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 400x227px

>>8541103
she acts like she is

>>8541132
I actually unironically like this song.

>>8541163
thats like saying shipping two black people together was incest. think before you talk

Ive been gone for a few weeks.
Did i miss anything?

>>8541169
I still have a hard time believing that happened. I mean I know it happened, it's just insane to think about.
Sugar's private blog leak when?

>>8541163
no theyre just the same species

>>8541179
Her grasp of technology is 5750 years out of date

>>8541179
CAN'T EVEN OPEN A DOOR

>>8541202
Steven consumed his twin sister Nora in the womb and now she is inside of him. She is the one who opens the doors and makes his gem glow.

>>8541169
It's honestly been pretty amazing watching it all come together.
>Zuke admits to ship pushing on the private blog
>soon enough, she says the same on her public blog
>Zuke reveals she's quit work on SU on her private blog
>soon enough, she says the same on her public blog
>Zuke describes the relationship between Peridot and Lapis getting "uprooted and destroyed" on her private blog
>that's next

>>8541227
Rad

File: boltasakufullyembracingthegiftswoskishastooffer.png (18KB, 434x204px) Image search: [Google]

18KB, 434x204px

>>8541202
turns out that bolt was actually a burgeoning pedo himself

>>8541146
This. I would want to know everything about that whole clusterfuck.
>>8541169
It's almost unreal, isn't it? I almost can't believe that shit was actually, totally, 100% real.

>>8541179
she could figure out how to pilot a ship she'd never piloted before.

File: 7464d9fb-64d9-478c-9f83-49179d930e28.png (315KB, 1280x718px) Image search: [Google]

315KB, 1280x718px

When will Lapis sneak into the temple and let Jasper out of her bubble for a quick rape?

File: 1491004549104.png (288KB, 700x850px) Image search: [Google]

288KB, 700x850px

>>8541179
>>8541124
this. everyone in this fucking show act like autism became an airborne virus. qt waifus tho

>>8541236
My favorite part was all of the denial from leddit, especially as it became more and more clear that the blog was real.

>>8540816
She has the same lip shape as Jasper/YD/Holly Blue

>>8541259
But dogsper can't reform when Lapis instinctively shoves her gem up her butt

>>8541236
this is /pol/ levels of memetic fuckery

File: IMG_6690.png (196KB, 380x380px) Image search: [Google]

196KB, 380x380px

>>8541236
/UPROOTING/ HYPE

COMING 2017

>>8541300
you mean every gem in the show besides pearl?

File: CfnpVTbUIAAh_NZ.jpg (68KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

68KB, 600x600px

>>8541300
Zuke confirmed true villain

File: eJwFwcERgyAQAMBeKAA4UAGf-aWAvB1URGeAI3B-kknv2f2yuyU2s5Oo9lmI_eobtp13wuZj4BExpuDr1fmGWXgiv505FOpCgQElRyMlTNo5PQ1CKTtZMzg7aqelcqAF3XlNbSmo38f4fH0e0MqKx46wgLKS1xLZ7w-vOyqw.jpg (687KB, 1000x1347px) Image search: [Google]

687KB, 1000x1347px

>>8541236
This is beautiful

>>8541282
It's more sad really.
These people claiming to be so kind and tolerate yet "muh 4chan is evil and therefore it's a hoax" is all they can think about.

File: 77.jpg (8KB, 259x194px) Image search: [Google]

8KB, 259x194px

>>8541304
well /sug/ dosnt pray to an ancient numerical god to get people into office, do they?

>>8541319
Amber is a fat fuck too but at least she has a cute face.

>>8541363
>"muh 4chan is evil and therefore it's a hoax"
When will they realize /sug/ is always right?

>>8541322
No? Amy, BD, Garnet, Sapphire also don't have that particular lip shape, they have one bump

Jasper and such has 2 bumps

>>8541415
eh. in some frames they have two and sometimes they have one. the animators are lazy like that

>>8540031
Why can't I enjoy this show, no matter how many times I try to?

>>8541379
>juked by genetics

>>8541452
Us.

File: 1491210692623.png (110KB, 621x1092px) Image search: [Google]

110KB, 621x1092px

>>8541452
you need a qt waifu. i recommend bloople

>>8541366
well... it worked for them so

File: keHi3j8.png (139KB, 283x283px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 283x283px

>tfw aspiring screenwriter for TV
>tfw there was a thread talking about the mashup of star-themed characters
>tfw actually writing WoY/SU crossover
>tfw probably will storyboard it too
>tfw already two songs

This is why I have no friends, /sug/.

File: 13508963_10208410617716749_6554704346208003758_n.jpg (108KB, 960x487px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 960x487px

>>8541487
praise kek

File: 1461475062317.png (364KB, 546x626px) Image search: [Google]

364KB, 546x626px

>tfw had SU project I wanted to work on
>lost all desire and want to stop existing instead
can they just announce a new episode already

>>8541282
reddit are full of 13-15 year olds, don't expect them to understand the situation. Nobody outside these threads knew anything about the zuke situation until that faggot youtuber made that video

File: 1452287976114.png (378KB, 745x1051px) Image search: [Google]

378KB, 745x1051px

>>8541512
bloople will cheer you up!

File: 1490858653634.jpg (76KB, 768x768px) Image search: [Google]

76KB, 768x768px

>>8541491
you have said not a single unlikable thing.

>>8541512
what was the project, anon?

File: 1477965145458.png (113KB, 401x499px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 401x499px

>>8541512
Just go for it anon

>>8541520
no one gives at shit about your or their opinions on zuke. you will never make as much money as her nor will you work on a cartoon that was aired on tv so get over it and get over zuke.

File: tumblr_oeldwwaxZq1tk8ivso2_1280.png (114KB, 733x805px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 733x805px

>>8541525
Thanks
>>8541560
It was a platformer/rpg thing that I was working on
Last thing I was working on was the centipeedle fight from the first episode.

File: Lanerd.png (306KB, 1023x576px) Image search: [Google]

306KB, 1023x576px

>>8541624
Yeah okay, Zuke

>>8541624
lauren let's talk about this

>>8541669
>>8541665
well fuck guys, cant i just lead a life where im not being shit on by stupid kids with not enough hobbies?

we're all fucked up you know so why is it a bigger deal that im fucked up? just because i worked on a tv show?

File: 1478633339587.jpg (16KB, 203x211px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 203x211px

>>8541688

>>8541582
why is pearl so cute

>>8541688
You're not Zuke, fuck off.

File: Internet Graphics (8996162).png (85KB, 500x620px) Image search: [Google]

85KB, 500x620px

>>8541512
HEY! I know this feel!

>>8541688
0/10

also if you really are zuke prove it. make a text post on your tumblr that just says "but who was gem?"

>>8541624
Clearly people do care about it, its been one of the main topics brought up in the last few hours if you weren't paying attention.

>>8541688
Well it is true she managed to shoe horn in her ship in a popular television show for children in a major network.
Thats an achievment of sort.God knows everyone here would die to work on an animated show.

>>8541688
kek

>>8541711
this looks like it was drawn by someone who has drawn lots of sonic art

>>8541712
>>8541709
oh whats wrong, dont like dealing with someone directly?

it must be so hard to shit talk someone you will never meet or will never suffer any repercussions of.

File: 1455784803640.jpg (796KB, 895x539px) Image search: [Google]

796KB, 895x539px

>>8541703
Because she's objectively the best gem

>>8541688
Can you just tell us what Sugar did to you? If she legitimately did something fucked up you would get a lot more sympathy here.
But if you're just mad at her for not letting your ship be canon then you're going to get shit on.

File: 1490584736923.png (143KB, 820x771px) Image search: [Google]

143KB, 820x771px

>>8541719
icantspelltoday.text
God i hate myself

File: 1472511456892.png (193KB, 473x586px) Image search: [Google]

193KB, 473x586px

>>8541726
prove that you're lauren "the uprooted" zuke.

File: 1489889389927.jpg (39KB, 448x454px) Image search: [Google]

39KB, 448x454px

>>8541730
But Pearl is a dirty kiddy fiddler how can she be best gem?

>>8541726
I actually like zuke, even though she's basically my ex. had a crazy lesbian crush on her for awhile.

now nut up and deliver or shut up

File: tumblr_omg4z7oauQ1vcb24eo1_1280.jpg (236KB, 1280x1023px) Image search: [Google]

236KB, 1280x1023px

Gems should laugh at their inside jokes

someone's making a jasper doll, and it's gonna be scary
https://b-yp-nk.tumblr.com/search/Jasper%20

>>8541732
>>8541745

i'm not going to tell you specific anything aside from the fact that i left over disagreement and it's her show she can have it any way she wants.

>>8541759
i'm flattered?

File: 1473647175260.jpg (21KB, 235x232px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 235x232px

>>8541756
damn you /ss/fags

>>8541760
Lapidirts should be inside of a coffin.

File: 1490830913778.png (599KB, 1280x1097px) Image search: [Google]

599KB, 1280x1097px

I wonder if the other gems react when Pearl does this at night.

>>8541776
[spoiler]What's your favourite porn pic?[/spoiler]

>>8541775
literally no curves. do they think Jasper is a man? wtf?

>>8541776
>it's her show she can have it any way she wants
Now I know you're not Zuke.

>>8541776
If it was just a disagreement, why did you accuse her of being abusive? Do you not think that anymore?

>>8541776
why do you fags always take the bait

Reminder to not reply to this retardation.

why is /sug/ a never ending eternal cycle of memes and regret?

>>8541803
>>8541807
because he had an argument over it ,stop prying into stuff that doesnt matter

File: 1481524041518.jpg (19KB, 404x500px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 404x500px

>>8541776
>zuke not being tiggered by le big evil sugar
fake

>>8541491
So you got inspired by something and went on a creative streak, that's nothing to be ashamed of.

Making things about things you love is the opposite of wrong or obsessive. It's what happens whenever someone with the slightest creativity truly connects with a piece of media. Don't you dare beat yourself up about it.

Unless you're several pages and a story outline into a Bob's Burgers/SU crossover. Then a little self-recrimination might be warranted. Speaking from experience here.

>>8541821
Generals are cancer.

>>8541776
>i'm flattered?

you gotta prove you're her first my guy. do it for the memes and the lack of giving a fuck, the real zuke would.

>>8541831
Zuke is right. Sugar stabbed a young boy 67 times on stage you know

File: 1480818511764.jpg (47KB, 468x425px) Image search: [Google]

47KB, 468x425px

>>8541795
they're already used to it

how much time have any of you spent time thinking about this arbitrary drama blown up by kids and people lacking in the hobbies department?

you people talk about dumb drama like it was serious world politics or something

>>8541759
>crazy lesbian crush
A crush on a crazy lesbian, or a crazy crush on a lesbian?

>>8541857
yes.

>>8541869
I am that anon, was about to post the same thing

File: Zukek.png (3MB, 2850x1844px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 2850x1844px

>>8541856
It's just memes my man

>>8541876
ok.

File: 1488995541967.jpg (184KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

184KB, 1280x720px

>>8541795
All the gems already watch Steven sleep.
Even Connie and Greg like to watch him sleep.

>>8541856
because we're fucking bored because CN hates our show. fuck you

>>8541856
Some people garden, or knit, or play the banjo, others read internet drama about cartoons for children and the people who make them

It takes all sorts to make a world, anon.

>>8541856
If you really are zuke please give evidence
We will all calm down to find out what happened.
Sooner or later we are going to find out you know.

>>8541856
Your episodes fucking suck.

>>8541856
Boredom, spite, a lack of things to do, certain shows being cancelled.
A lot of elements that are purely coincidental.

when SU dies what will happen to /sug/?

File: 1491095909095.png (460KB, 750x950px) Image search: [Google]

460KB, 750x950px

when is jasper coming back, zuke??!?!??!?!??!?!?!?

>>8541955
I will move forward.

File: d468d8d6-331c-4313-a1d2-cecfa44e6b90.png (82KB, 635x628px) Image search: [Google]

82KB, 635x628px

>>8541775
That looks too freaky

Also hi Zuke, you should have pushed to bring Jasper back instead of trying to make your shitty meme ship canon

hey guys it's me lauren zuke and i have bonafide genuine autism

>>8541955
We'll either die within days or spin into a slow, shitpost-filled death spiral of ennui like homestuck.

>>8541969
Never.

>>8542001
>capitalization
>punctuation
I was worried there for a second.

>>8541974
Checks out.

File: 1477609921961.png (139KB, 536x585px) Image search: [Google]

139KB, 536x585px

I hope you're all having a great day

>>8541832
Thanks, anon. I'm about 50 boards into an original IP of mine, but I don't expect it to go very far.

>>8541896
>All the gems already watch Steven sleep

Nah, that's just Lapis and Pearl being creepy.

>>8541971
I mean amber seems to be going down that path and im ready to forgive her political bs just for it

Why do you think Zuke or any Crewniverse members would come to /trash/ you retarded fucks

>>8542013
shes never coming back sorry

File: 1486693635775.png (1MB, 705x1079px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 705x1079px

>>8542043
Why is it Pearl and Lapis like to watch him sleep?
I always wondered why they do this.

>>8542058
you clearly do not understand the kind of person zuke is. she's not the censored tumblrite you make her out to be, she's obvs a shitposter with horrible fetishes like the rest of us

source: I'm a tumblrite that fits the bill perfectly

File: 1488898557511.png (188KB, 470x430px) Image search: [Google]

188KB, 470x430px

>>8542022
I learned something about tetrahedrons, I'd say it was a good day.

>>8541969
Rebecca Sugar here, Jasper will come back as a loli in season six.

>>8542058
Rebecca legit used to post on 4chan.

>>8542110
lapis aint got nothing on pearl

>>8542048
If boarders can push shit they want into the story ala Zuke, then maybe it is a blessing Amber is on the team. We know her priorities

File: 1473950989385.png (267KB, 1280x1331px) Image search: [Google]

267KB, 1280x1331px

>>8542173
deal. What about season 7?

File: 1475648452424.png (33KB, 336x272px) Image search: [Google]

33KB, 336x272px

>>8542176
so did zuke

>>8542110
They're very protective of him, but don't know to act in healthy normal ways.

>>8542034
However far it goes, it's uniquely yours and that's awesome.

Don't feel bad even if doing derivative work cuts into boarding time for your original stuff occasionally. A lot of creative people find that riffing off others' work helps refresh them and give them new ideas to apply to their own. Like paint on a palette, you want to keep bringing in fresh dabs or it'll dry out!

>>8542193
Ian here. She will be grown up again by season 7 and be ready for breeding.

>>8542193
Matt and Ben here, there is no season seven and Ian is a liar.

>>8542204
A-Anon, I... thanks. Those are good words to hear. I've been harsh on myself lately over not getting as far as I'd like in my boards. I have no friends, especially creators, so it can get lonely and negative over time.

>>8542022
Not really, but thanks anyway.

File: 1489877870645.png (162KB, 951x809px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 951x809px

>>8542212
>>8542227
I take it, s7 is still a draft. Understandable.

>>8542176
Yeah, in /co/, not in /trash/, and that was before crewniverse members started hating the fanbase.

File: lapidot porn.png (25KB, 683x432px) Image search: [Google]

25KB, 683x432px

i'm lauren zuke and i'm gonna spoil the entire show
homeworld shows up to abduct humans
the cgs fight them and bubble them, with the only one left alive being blue pearl because pearl feels bad for her
season 5 includes that arc and also pearl and lapis's arcs (bp will be involved in both)
the season 5 finale is navy coming back with her own elite squad of new gems
season 6 is jasperdemption
jasper gets her corruption half cured and only trusts herself around peridot, who's immune to aids because she can't fuse
lapidot gets uprooted because peridot hooks up with jasper
jasper learns to love herself because she finallly feels loved for real for the first time
the hw trio all lives in the meme barn
i didn't get to board any jasperdemption episodes
jasper's corruption gets cured the rest of the way and changes her yd insignia to a pd one right in front of yd
lapis dies

>>8542265
desu honestly believable

>>8542265
I need this

>>8542265
>Lapis with the dick

You're not Zuke.

>>8542265
Season 5 sounds fucking terrible
Season 6 tho

>>8542265
>lapidot gets uprooted because peridot hooks up with jasper
was typing that sentence really hard for you, zuke?

>>8542265
Amazing

>>8542022
I learned today you can simulate tastes by electrical shocks or controlled temperature spikes to the tongue

today was a decent day

>>8542316
it was a lot worse back then.
it almost feels nice to get it off of my chest, but it's still more painful than it is relieving

>>8542357
so excited. are jasper and peridot going to fuck on-screen?

File: 1486954566727.png (223KB, 404x507px) Image search: [Google]

223KB, 404x507px

>>8540031
my patience for new episodes is coming to an end

wat do

>>8542058
How would they even find it if they haven't been here before?

>>8542265
Keeek i love it
Lapifags btfo

File: CzutrBMUkAAXFEX.jpg (26KB, 500x367px) Image search: [Google]

26KB, 500x367px

>>8542399
join the club

Why does PD have a bed in her room? I thought gems typically didn't sleep

File: Internet Graphics (1762153).png (17KB, 116x148px) Image search: [Google]

17KB, 116x148px

>>8542352
I once got shocked until a little bit of pee came out!

>>8542399
Did you survive the Log Date hiatus?

>>8542265
None of this is going to happen but I screencapped it all the same.

>>8542398
they're gonna fuse.

>>8542265
Jasperdemptionseason6 is officially confirmed by both Rebecca and Zuke

File: Test2.gif (338KB, 677x962px) Image search: [Google]

338KB, 677x962px

>>8542399
Get a backbone.

>>8542411
Pink Diamond would grant orgasms to her preferred gems, and that requires a comfy bed

Why do you think Jasper is obsessed with her? It's all the built-up oxytocin

>>8542357
Hey can you tell me if S ends up w9th pearl?

File: GtojrlL9.jpg (113KB, 1252x1252px) Image search: [Google]

113KB, 1252x1252px

>>8542414
?

>>8542300
The non-con fanfic Zuke talked about on her private blog was about Lapis impregnating Peridot with her eggs.

File: IMG_20170403_184015.jpg (118KB, 1000x800px) Image search: [Google]

118KB, 1000x800px

Pearl is a special snowflake.

File: cm___revy_s_progression_by_marrazan-daa7lsy.jpg (80KB, 1024x553px) Image search: [Google]

80KB, 1024x553px

So seeing how Steven is magical do you think there's a chance he's super fertile?
Do you think when he knocks up Connie she's going to have like eight babies.

>>8542433
Cool.But will there be pearl and jasper moments?

>>8542414
Who and what and why?

>>8542460
there's an episode of them going roller skating, and she's not mentioned again for at least the rest of season 5

>>8542399
Read berserk

>>8542484
jasper gets an episode with every main gem

File: tumblr_np7ey6ShKM1s9rbjbo1_1280.png (419KB, 975x1151px) Image search: [Google]

419KB, 975x1151px

>>8542433
ok but that's not what i asked, zuke

What if Pink Diamond was the overcooked, runt of the bunch? Her chair in the Moon base and her palanquin are smaller than Blue Diamond's.

>>8542265
>cancerous Amedot and Lapidotfags get btfo when Jaspidot and Lapithyst become canon and Ruki gets to be happy
Reminder that MOTHER NATURE HERSELF has foreshadowed that Jaspidot and Lapithyst will become canon with the existence of their fusion birds, the Crimson Topaz and the Emerald Starling.

File: latest.png (64KB, 296x684px) Image search: [Google]

64KB, 296x684px

>>8542502
Yes but that doeant answer my question

>>8542471
You're thinking of a different one. She followed the author who posted the one with Peridot impregnating Lapis.

>>8542243
It's a grind, isn't it? Don't sweat too much over how fast you're going. Speed in any skill comes with practice & familiarity, not gripping your pencil harder. As long as you can keep moving forward, speed will come.

Think of your work as a house you're building, brick by brick. Simple actions repeated over and over that will add up to something great. If you lose heart, just look back at what you've done so far and reflect on how far you've come.

The fact you're on your own, creatively speaking, may make some things harder, but it also makes it even more impressive that you can carry on. And that's the great thing - all you actually have to do at this stage is press on. One brick at a time, anon.

File: 1490583941670.jpg (111KB, 1030x1091px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1030x1091px

>>8542545
Yessss
Just how i like it
Allright now to confirm you are real once and for all
Give us the title of an upcoming song.Just the title.

>>8542548
they obviously don't have sex
peridot can't even shapeshift genitals

let's call this thread "The Liberation of Zuke"

>>8542587
this is why zuke left the show

>>8542593
>"LOZ"
>Zuke had a Breath of The Wild poster in her latest video

File: 1485496684044.jpg (162KB, 1397x1050px) Image search: [Google]

162KB, 1397x1050px

>>8542587
ok but are you sure about that? will peridot at least suck jasper's futa dick? c'mon

File: ba4b2bd5bc647bbb188354db5d9c163d.jpg (63KB, 745x1000px) Image search: [Google]

63KB, 745x1000px

>>8542526
I am lucky that I don't like Berserk.
SU's hiatuses can't even compare.

File: IMG_0953.png (900KB, 1280x1920px) Image search: [Google]

900KB, 1280x1920px

>>8540780

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EkPy18xW1j8

Isnt Amber a huge Jasperdotfag?

>>8542566
i don't know
i only know major plot points from after season 5, and mg isn't important enough.

>>8542630
Yes, yes she is.
>out with the lapisfag lapidot
>in the jasperfag jaspidot

>>8542630
She's Jaspearl iirc

>>8542630
Shes a jasperfag,not jaspidot

>>8542585
don't forgive me

This fandom is really creepy about Zuke.

File: tumblr_ogjef6At1O1u1c0ixo1_1280.png (199KB, 844x947px) Image search: [Google]

199KB, 844x947px

>>8542649
lapidirt is garbage so im good with this

>>8542608
oml LOZ equals Liberation of Zuke and Legend of zelda...
wait...
STEVEN UNIVERSE = LEGEND OF ZELDA CONFIRME!!!!!1!!1

>>8542651
Fucking bullshit

Prove it you fuckface

File: 4713c02a2ae4cd6e358780d4edcfa85feb10dd0a_hq.jpg (29KB, 500x500px) Image search: [Google]

29KB, 500x500px

>>8542265
>bloople/pearl
Yeeeeeeees

>>8542581
I don't know who you are, anon, but I think I love you. Or at the very least, appreciate your existence. The reason I want to go into TV writing is because of the collaboration aspect - working together with others to write is my favorite thing in the world.

>>8542611
not on screen

>>8542561
My immediate thought was "there will be one very, very happy Korean out there"

But who likes Lapithyst? Fucking CL that's who

File: Screen Shot 2017-03-04 at 12.34.16 AM.png (28KB, 171x171px) Image search: [Google]

28KB, 171x171px

>>8542680
so it's implied peridot sucks jasper's futa dick off screen?

>>8542630
She's a jasperfag and self inserts as pearl so take a guess

>>8542658
Screencap this shit

>>8540031
are they talking about minus8?
>tumblr broke him to the point he's not posting shit in public anymore outside anonymous sites and direct messages

>>8542658
Sounds edgy enough to be a Lapis song.

>>8542576
What is the non-con one she was talking about then

>>8542710
it's a lapis/jasper song
becky is really excited about it

>>8542690
A lot of su critical blogs ship lapithyst.

>>8542658
Who sings it?

I can see it being Rose

File: IMG_0925.png (254KB, 1280x720px) Image search: [Google]

254KB, 1280x720px

So do we all agree that jaspearlfags are the most delusional and desperate of the entire fandom?

Literally four frames of a slight glance. That's their entire interaction. Dumbasses.

>>8542728
seriously? kek what shit taste

>>8541628
make it anon, sounds fun!

>>8542651
Sheused to be a Jaspidot and Pearlmethystfag dumby.

>>8542735
I find jaspearl cute.Not a shipper but i find i appealing because of the similarities the characters have.Theres 0 proof in show about them on screen tho.I will give you that.
But hey zuke almost made lapidot canon and that had even less chances

>>8542735
Except no Jaspearlfag actually thinks it'll be canon. They aren't lapidotfags. Pull the stick out of your ass

>>8542726
Shit, I don't want to believe you, and I don't think I should, but this sounds so interesting.

File: 1488021762759.png (170KB, 640x653px) Image search: [Google]

170KB, 640x653px

>>8542735
jaspearl is pretty cute but you're a delusional retard anon if you think you can only ship something if it's canon, or the characters have interacted at all.

>>8542735
No. Mysteryjaspearl
https://whoneedsausername2016.tumblr.com/post/159151137699/jasperpearlmystery-girl

>>8542735
It's not in the interactions. It's in the potential. But SU is all about wasted potential so not a chance of it happening

>>8542658
Zuke, aren't you afraid of the Sugarlady climbing into your room and molesting you for doing this?

>>8542723
http://archiveofourown.org/users/teamchaosprez

One of these fanfics, they all have Peridot with the dick.

File: 14624296_1752184665022967_6220069778069913600_n.jpg (77KB, 480x480px) Image search: [Google]

77KB, 480x480px

>>8542735
I just think it's cute.

>>8542741
*Fantastic taste.

>>8542772
>Jasper/Pearl/Mystery Girl is my OT3. I kind of want them to be canon. I can totally see Pearl being in love with both of them, and while Jasper and MG aren’t going to fall in love with each other, they’ll be besties, connected with their shared love for Pearl and rock music.

>>8542730
lapis and jasper
lapis apologizes for malachite and jasper is way too cool about it
lapis sings about her guilt and how she wants someone to not forgive her for once
jasper is singing about how lapis did nothing wrong and should just forgive herself

>>8542811
su criticals all have shit taste. don't be dumb, anon.

>>8542826
>Even Jasper makes Lapis a dindu
Jesus Christ, Becky

File: peridoodley doo.png (19KB, 365x314px) Image search: [Google]

19KB, 365x314px

ZUKE DID YOU MAKE THIS THING OR WHAT

>>8542726
>instead of Lapis having her first song be a meme duet with Peridot's shrill screeching
>it will be an akward duet with Jasper's deep yelling and voice cracking

>>8542826
>jasper is singing about how lapis did nothing wrong
I'm gonna piss myself

https://twitter.com/DAIROCKETTO/status/848961559799910400


Is this a correct opinon?

Has Sugar not done enough payoff for her plot points?

>>8542826
>jasper is singing about how lapis did nothing wrong
fuck you