Zootopia General: WildeSavage Edition Pastebin: pastebin.co

Reshill for the new thread:

Hello everyone! I hope you're all doing well. I come bearing a fanfic. Please enjoy the read; all comments and criticisms are welcome.

https://goo gl/h3AB4D
Jujube by trashSavage

A day on the beach with new friends. Bonding, sharing, and laughing among the sands and waves.

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Remember, ignore and report shitposters. Do not give them the attention they seek. It's our responsibility to keep this thread pure. Replying to them actively and irreversibly lowers the quality of this general. We must all do our part.

Stay comfy, trash cowboy.

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vroom vroom

>>8526352
Everyone post vroom vrooms

>>8526134
Looks like Visiti's too, God bless him.

>>8526165
>>8526177
>>8526208
Oh a noble attempt. I remember those, that's TGG's. But these are not the ones I had in mind.

One is just N&J and Becky trading presents sitting on a couch, the second one is Mrs. Wilde walking in on the three of them getting ready to rumble.

>>8526346
How could I resist the orders of a man in uniform

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>>8526301
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!

I want femAlec to sit on my lap.

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Found an old Pizzapals being good friends pic.

Can someone repost that random rolling greentext thing? I wanna give it a try.

I'm writing a fic and... I'm going to distract myself by writing a green...

>>8526422
and to put a scorpion down her skirt

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>>8526375
see >>8526414
Also you've actually got it backwards.
First one (pic related) is Mrs. Wilde. Becky comes barging in on the second one

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>>8526301

>>8526375
>>8526414
Theeeeeeere we go, that's the second one I mentioned. God bless you.

As someone new to this whole write shilling thing on here, and this thread in general, is pastebin I guess the preferred method over say Ao3?
Do people generally post only one shots or like is shilling updates to long stories good too.

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>>8526449
Posting the images in the OP gif

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did someone say fujoshi?

>>8526462
Personal preference.

I like AO3 because I can link together series and collect oneshots all in one place.

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>>8526488

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>>8526443
And god bless you too. Any pic you have been looking for, maybe I can help with?

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>>8526499
Nonsense!

>>8526499
You're late
But yes
You're in good company now

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>>8526515

>>8526499
Anneke doesn't strike me as a fujo

>>8526451
Sorry, for some reason those two pics got lost in my general Nick folder as opposed to my Wilde Family one.

Glad that you enjoyed the ones I scrounged up regardless.

>>8526346

T.U.S.K.: Siege when?

Last thread had just a small bit talking about the entire "Foxes mate for Life" thing.
And they also said that it was used in a fic that everyone read, and that it just snowballed into the monster that we know of today.

What is that fic? I want to know which fic to silently seethe at in anger.

>>8526523

Actually, this brings up a good subject.

What OCs do people ship? And what characters would your characters ship? Is that too meta?

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>>8526541
>anneke meme

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>>8526538

>>8526462
Both are good, doesn't matter what format the fic is (long or short, one-shots or mulit-chapter epics)
It's up to you where you want to upload it, but some prefer AO3 for easier personal collections

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>>8526587
Last bonus image

>>8526573
This pic is outdated
Wolter was confirmed gay and is in a relationship with Ozzy

>>8526488
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>>8526600
I love these so much. You are my hero

>>8526551 really good idea m8e

DRAWFAGS!
Can we get a Zootopia version of >>8526346?

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>>8526610
don't play with my emotions, damnit.

>>8526600
I need more cute tapered bunny cocks.

Well considering this is wildesavage edition...

Hello fellow Zoots! First time trash shiller, long time writer. The fact this thread's edition is relevant is complete coincidence but either way.

http://archiveofourown.org/works/10202618/chapters/22647833

Summary: Nick finds himself deciding to work with agent Jack Savage in a new unit that specializes in undercover infiltration and information gathering.
But the fox soon finds out that this decision will change the course of his life along a different path then expected, a path filled with both tragedy as well as love.

I mainly write just for me and for fun, but comment and critics are always welcome.

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wanted to draw something based on my latest dive trip (which i did survive, though unfortunately did not get to see any sharks)

>>8526642
We can dream

and make art of Wolter and Ozzy making out while Charlie writhes on the floor

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am i in the new thread or did i end up in the wrong place

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What's thi- oh, it looks like some street art of Canidae someone did in support of her during the election.

How nice.

>>8526735
You came to the right place
also EAT IT ALEC

>>8526692
Oh shit I didn't realize that was being written by one of us

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Would they?

>>8526735
Sorry, this is the /sing/ general

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>>8525082
>Aren't a whole bunch of the writers mustelids?
Why haven't I made that connection until now?

>>8526462
I like Pastebin myself, but it's a preference.

>>8526735
You're in the new thread now.

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>>8526748

Uh oh, it rained.

>>8526770
That's $500 in property damage!

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>>8526693
also, if you're around phantom, this is for you

>>8526693
Nice!

I wonder about gear for furred faces. How do they get seals? At what point does it become more efficient to just switch to full sealed suits or hardsuits?

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>>8524495
>Nick wasn't prepared when Judy mentioned she had something to show him in her old room.

Sorry this took so long! I need a proper animation program.

>>8524529
Thanks! Glad to be drawing again.

>>8526693
Hey Famished!

Glad to hear you survived! Tell me all about it! How deep, where did you dive, what did you see, how did you like it?

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Just tried something, gonna make it better and neater tonight, if I can!

Also I should work on the fucking comic.

>>8526770
Oh you and your perverted imagination

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>>8526499
>>8526523
That's 3 fujoshis already then? That's a rapid population growth.

>>8526819
This is great
Also yes work on your comic

>>8526796
And for small mammals who need to go deep, why not just make tiny submersibles? I'm envisioning a hamster ball with a whole range of instruments and propellers that just rotate into any orientation as needed.

...if high seas wins TT, I might do something on a research expedition.

>>8526756
I'm more surprised by the fact someone here even knows of my fic.

Though I only started going to these threads as of a few days ago, and I'm having fun so I think I'll be sticking around.

>>8526203
Also one of my first attempts at the 5 minute challenge thing, I like the idea.

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>>8526812
the wonderful lazy susan display of dicks

>>8526345
I just finished reading this, and had my mind fucked during it. I should have picked up on the obvious trait, but didn't even though all the hints were screaming at me. I like the POV from this OC, their strength and weakness showing constantly, and how she is still learning despite being very worldly herself. There was quite a bit of healing done this day for her, and the first step to full recovery.

Also, Jujube/Nick/Judy threesome anytime soon?

>>8526812
>carnival_music.mp3

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>>8526812
>*Wheel of fortune theme starts playing*

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>>8526560
I don't ship OCfags. Those are real people.

If they're together then I'm all for it.

>>8526819
I want Henrietta to bully the fuck out of Alec

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Comic last thread where Judy brought her cousin Judy to the ZPD made me remember this.

>>8526560
I ship comic with preds

>>8526735

Alec, we're sorry we doubted you! SAVE US!!

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>>8526555
I think this was it. This was the comic where I first saw this plot device used for drama anyways.

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>>8526901
>Judy fighting her Proto-self for Nick.

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>>8526796
i'd imagine they'd have to be very tight, if they didn't use some kind of full body suit (now i'm thinking of something like the very first bulky dive suits people have used)

>>8526815
dived off the beach in ft. lauderdale fl, never went deeper than 25 ft, visibility was about the same, most interesting things i saw were a bunch of queen angelfish and a moray eel and snake eel. it was a good, fun dive, though very tiring

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>>8526960

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Is it weird that I can no longer imagine Jack as anything but a huge gaylord.. so to speak.

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>>8526989

>>8526966
You're a treasure

>>8526748
>>8526770
is this a meta commentary on events in the thread?

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>>8526980
I can't imagine any male character as anything other than a gaylord

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>>8527012

>>8526812
>>8526880
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ArFZ3_b-3Ds

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>>8527024

>>8526966
>Judy's face
lmao

>>8526966
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0

>>8527008

I think it's just a drawing, anon.

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>>8527061
It's too late.

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>>8527061
DID SOMEBODY SAY BUTT STUFF

>>8527012
>>8526989
Theres being oblivious and then there's this.

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>>8527061

We'll fill you in don't worry.

Meerkats don't eat bugs.
Meerkats are meant to be food. They're so small they're a type of insect. They're food
FOOD.

>>8527085
Are they genderbent or just species swapped?

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>>8526641
I tried

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>>8527061
It's supposed to be a secret

>>8526975

Noooooooooo

Noooooooooo

NO!

>>8526748
>>8526770
What did he mean by this?

>>8526555
Maybe it started somewhere, but others were the ones who ran with it and just turned it even worse than whatever it was at the beginning.

Case in point, Old-Fashioned Disaster. That fic is probably the least cringy "drunk Judy cheats on Nick" story, despite being one of the first if not the first, solely because it only involved Judy drinking and not some bullshit "rabbits can't control their hormones and are horny fuckers". Hell, I will at least sympathize with Judy's fears concerning sex, a little out of character considering she runs head first into everything, but maybe when it comes to intimacy she is a bit more shy there.

>>8526980
Yes, that's kinda strange considering different types of content with him

>>8526819
E X P A N D
N O S E

>>8527115
you did good, anon

but you didn't SIGN IT

i didn't realize my sister was taking a shower at the same time as me and the water got COLD FAST

>>8527213
Fuck it. Imma finish it THEN sign it.

>>8527228

You were in the shower at the same time as your sister? You ARE a naughty nerdeer!

>>8527228
>i didn't realize my sister was taking a shower at the same time as me and the water got COLD FAST
the first half of this post could taken as something else entirely

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Continuing the adventures of the Traffic Streaking Deer

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>>8527113
Species swapped.
They're both dudes.

It just happened to bet he most recent 'buttstuff' image I happened to have.

>>8527262
Helicopter dick so they have something to aim for

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>>8527228
i hope there's not only one shower

>>8527241
oh hush.
i was using the other shower ya dork!
also, that'd be pedophilic, and i'd rather not have that.

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Aside from traditional burial and cremation, do you think taxidermy would be a popular method of remembrance in Zootopia?

Like, instead of having grandpa cremated and his urn put above the fireplace you'd have him stuffed and propped up in the corner of the room?

>>8527262
some morbid part of me wants the next panel to have a splat of blood splurting up from below frame

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>>8527323
Time for bed anon.

>>8526835
Requesting this with Bailey and Inky's piggu

>>8527323
Jesus that's macabre. Would you want Gramps' corpse just kinda sitting around your living room, getting all dusty? No thanks.

>>8526352
Are those TT and Neo-TT?

>>8526980
That series Fuel drew are supposed to be Jill.

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>>8527355
But it's only 3:30

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>>8527061

>>8527303

Oh, my mistake! That's doesn't work, you're right.

>>8527061
Wait what do you do in the shower that takes fifteen minutes anyway

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>>8527323

That would be like having your parents stuffed and sitting as statues in your living room, zootopia mammals don't exactly see each other as just animals and... anon maybe you should get some sleep.

>>8527192
E X P A N D
D O N G

>>8527323

It's not talked about much, but a certain sect in Zootopia, Zooastrians, feed their dead to predators. All very hush-hush, of course. But the sect gets rid of a corpse and the unquenchable bloodlust of a few predators is slackened.

Requesting /ztg/'s collective memory.

I'm looking for a fic/green that starts with N&J just getting off shift and relaxing at a bar and blowing off Steam. I dunno if it's a short or if it's just the start of a big thing, but I think it's the former.

>>8527438
>inb4 he walks in on her sister

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>>8527409
da butts

>>8527456
also vore is involved, somehow

>>8527040
Ah shit I remember that comic, that made me laugh so damn much.

Ain't that made by Ciwi? That or another artist that has a close style to theirs.
Anyways Judy is such a damned idiot, and I don't feel sorry about her at all.

>>8527174
And then another author had to take it a make some pretty solid Hurt during the fall out only for that cop-out ending of stupid proportions.

I don't care how great that buck should have been, but having a drugged Judy and he didn't do ANYTHING with her? What's what I thought the author was going with it when they made a sequel to it and Judy was pregnant in it...
But nope. ~It's a miracle!~ instead.

Then again we did have something like that happen in another Fic before. The main villain was a insane buck that went crazy when he learned that Judy was with Nick. Which lead to him kidnapping her, until Nick was able to save her and kill the buck. But the buck was able to rape her before then, when she was drugged up by him.
And the story ends with her learning that she is pregnant. With his rape baby's.

Some of these fandom authors are really fucked in the head.

>>8527427
i enjoy the warmth of the water cause it feels fuckin' good to have lava hot scalding water when you're cold

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>>8527438

>>8527406
>a deer in headlights
oh no

>>8527480
Dotaluit

>>8527468
Dangerous

>>8527468
>>8527499
And that's how he went to jail

>>8527499
NO WEAVER, NO

>>8527499
sweet jesus

>>8527409

She's so cute, but why does it seem like she's really short?

>>8527499

WEAVER'S PRETTY PANTIES

z

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>>8527213
>>8527237
Hopefully I made it better

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>>8527499

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On a scale of 1 - 11 How chill are you guys feeling right now?

I'm probably feeling about a solid 9 right now, Got my cool zoot poster plastered back on my new wall, got some chill music, and learned the bar forgot to process my bill yesterday so I got free alcohol.

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>>8527499

>>8527577
Put me at a 5.
School's got me fucked up right now, but you guys always help take the stress out of my day.

>>8527555
ayy p and p, didn't recognize you the first time. sweet trips

>>8527577
3 but only because of writing angry/abloo stuff and getting btfo on overwatch

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>>8527409
>>8527505
feels kinda strange to have people draw my shitty character, but also nice, hehe! and don't worry, she lives

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>>8527323
>Like, instead of having grandpa cremated and his urn put above the fireplace you'd have him stuffed and propped up in the corner of the room?
You can even make recordings of his rambling anecdotes, quaint idioms, and outdated and offensive political outbursts to be played at random.

It's like he never left!

>>8527577
8 or 9. Don't want to go to work tomorrow. But I wrote a lot today and sorted out some plot points and it's time for some vidya.

>>8527577
I'm about a 7. Got a presentation tomorrow, but I feel like I'm getting somewhere with my art. Also, cake and tea.

>>8527464
Maybe check the tt for drunk?

>>8527499
wooo weav baby show that sweet ass more often

i know who i should lewd next ;3

>>8527609
Thanks dewd.
I don't know if I should be proud that somebody didn't recognize my art, but I think that's a step in...some kind of direction.

>>8527593
>>8527499
Gek

>>8527667

Oh please oh please.

I want to cuddle the Weavelope.

>>8527593
oh no, you stole from the weaver.
this isn't gonna end well for you.

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>>8527715
he's been officially put on the list

(shitposting with latest artwork because i can't draw atm)

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Nobody asked but here is the poster I got for my room, 30x30

>>8527607
Glad to hear the threads have a positive affect on your life! I think a decent amount of people are here cause they got some not so fun things to deal with in real life, that's partially why I'm here I think.

>>8527613
Damn not a great combo, just turn off your brain and play bastion.

>>8527647
As a fellow writfag I can understand the satisfaction of getting some stuff done and figured out, have fun with vidya.

>>8527663
Cake, Tea, Art, and a presentation... one of these things I think maybe stopping max comfy.

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>>8527593
>>8527751

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>>8527738

>>8526878

Thank you for the feedback, I'm glad you enjoyed it.

>Jujube/Nick/Judy threesome anytime soon?

Sorry Anon, I don't do lewds. I haven't figured out how to make them 10,000+ words yet.

>>8527738

This is why Weav has TWO knives.

>>8527778
damn nigga. That's pretty cool. I could never get one because I gotta hide my powerlevel but I'm pretty jealous.

>>8527771

Holy crap. There's a list? How does one get on?

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>>8527577
11, always chill, and i had the chance to finish my first color pic. Also i practiced some doodles

>>8527778
wow that's fucking beautiful

>make one with the pink fire

>>8527407
>dark, brooding storm clouds were rolling in
>gusts of wind billowing down all corners
>in a brick alcove, a weasel huddled in a corner
>his body curled into a ball
>teeth numbing as he gritted his jaws
>why did he had the worst luck?
>what did the world had against him?
>least he wasn't getting wet...
>a torrent flooded the minuscule space
>his paws balling as he growled
>FINE
>least he was getting his bath...

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>>8527624

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>>8527666
A good guess, but it seems it wasn't there.

I think it's older than that TT. It might have included how N&J had just gotten off a horrible fucked-up case.

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>>8527817

I haven't felt this motivated in a while! Could I get some writing prompts?

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>>8527817
>>8527867
You fool, he has THREE

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>>8527577

Doin' a solid 9:

- Alec came by the threads and did a thing.

- Prep for my trip to Paris / Belgium is almost done.

- Start my new job tomorrow

- The check from my last job clears tomorrow, which is bonus + last two weeks + vacation payout. Basically "free" money because what I'll be making in the new job will more than outweigh this check.

- Enjoyed some The Macallan Special Edition #2 single-malt.

- I got blown earlier today.

The only way this day could be better is if Judy came to life and gave me a hug.

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>>8527861
i think we left behind a person

>>8527861
>>8527921
I will give you 50 zoobucks if you deposit that deer onto my lap instead

>>8527923
move the camera down please

i'd like to see the rest of the list

The secret to not being lewded by the weaver is to be bara as fuck

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>>8527882
why does this remind me of that horrible yaoi where someone made a dude hold up a dozen roses in his dick

>>8527921
You fool! No time for remorse or pity, he's gone. Every deer for themselves.

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>>8527923
>Hook

>>8527820
Pffft hiding power levels, I just tell people I really like the movie then they say "ok". It's not been an issue, so long as nobody looks at my computer..

>>8527847
Nice work! coloring ain't easy and can sometimes end up looking worse then the original if you arn't careful, hope it turned out good though.
Also no more zoot posters I think, one massive one is good for now.

>>8527897
What the hell, How could that possibly NOT be an 11!? You'll never achieve max comfy if you need a fictional character to hug you, expectations to high!

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stop bumping your furshit

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>>8527845
mostly having a nice butt or i dunno, it's kinda random

>>8527867
oh dear

i love deer bois
(is this a boy even? hell, it don't matter.)

>>8527991
Thanks for the bump, friend. :^)

>>8527932
not until we find the lost soul in traffic.
i dunno who he was, but we will send out a nudist deer search party for him!!!

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IT'S HAPPENING AGAIN!

DON'T YOU DARE LOOK AWAY!

>>8527882
Gee Weaver, how come your ma let's you have THREE knives?

>>8527987
I tell people I really enjoyed the movie and 80% of them call me a furry, so I think a poster would just seal the deal for them and I'd never hear the end of it.

I mean, I kinda am a furry, but I'm gonna deny that to everyone IRL until the day I die.

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>>8527921

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>>8527993

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this is how zootopia should have ended

>>8528020
>Spiderthing rape.

This isn't the same guy from before is it? Do I need to break out the old detective kit again?

>>8528043
No, we need more females.

>>8528043
how about TWO DICKS

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>>8528043
DO NOT

>>8528045
Is this in Britain? Here, these niggas would be shot.

>>8528050
Yeah, pretty sure it's the same guy.

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>>8528050

Same dude, just another OC of his.

>>8528003
is that a search party to find nudist deers or a search party consisting of nudist deers?

>>8526345
Excellent writing from a difficult to convey perspective. Great work

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>>8528043
Stay a female
...but peg

>>8528043
There's never enough dicks, another one will only further relieve this problem.

>>8528025
Funny I get that sometimes too, i basically either ignore them for just assuming I'm a furry cause I liked a genuinely good movie or explain to them why their assumption is dumb.

>>8528080
Jesus fucking christ, it's so edgy I think I cut myself through the screen

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>>8527987
>What the hell, How could that possibly NOT be an 11!? You'll never achieve max comfy if you need a fictional character to hug you, expectations to high!


I'll be at an 11 when I'm sitting at a cafe on the Rue Cler in Paris with a glass of Cotes du Rhone wine, some fine cheese and fuck-all nothing to do but to people-watch for hours at a time. Thaaaat's an 11 right there!

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>>8528040

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>>8528043
>>8528070
Do it.

>>8528092
i'll be the deer who has a peg on handy in case someone wants to get topped~

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Oh look a zootopia thread, mind if i join? :)

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Vore!

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>>8528002
Don't assume you have the right of replying to me.

>>8528020
>>8528050
>>8528080
Welp, before we all try to put our porn detective hats on, anyone wanna give this a preliminary to see anything immediately recognizable?

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>>8526835

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>>8528133
I do what I want

>>8528045

That's not a bunny-cop!

>>8528045
What the fuck British Lifetime drama did I just watch?

>>8528146
The hips look like a Turian from Mass Effect but nothing else is jumping out at me. The crystals are obviously copied from Marvels Infinity Gems.

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zootopia related!

>>8528045
Jesus fuck, I wonder if they got sued for this?

That or some serious shit flung at them.

...On a more twisted note, I do remember that there was some anon's that thought "Judy getting raped by a bunch of Preds/Foxs after the press conference" be a thing for divine retribution or something.

And she would lay there and take it, feeling she deserve it for what she did.

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more.

>>8528151
fuck yes

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>4chanX saves the day again

>>8528151
What's a multitude of fujoshi's called? A con? A landfill? A trash?

Request Judy a tuff/wig style.

>>8528223
A wetness

>>8528151
the boy kissing gang is all here, heheeeeeeee!

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>>8528103

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>>8528181
Why did people have to use her for their freaky ass unbirth fetish? They had the fucking elephant for that.

Friedkin doesn't deserve this, she deserves sexually harassing smol mammals in the locker room because she likes his attitude and the color of his fur.

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>>8528132>>8528120>>8528147>>8528161>>8528181>>8528195>>8528207

Come on, don't waste your Sunday evening spamming a thread. Not even talking about the content that is being posted now, it's just people have been doing art tennis which haven't been done in forever. In the end the thread will get pushed to bump limit and p10 and we will just pop another thread. This isn't even automated as Joker, either, a lot of people have these reposts under their 4chanx MD5 filters since alongside with cubnick this is pretty common to happen.

Or not, just post till we hit p10 and start all over again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1scBOq4jqE

>>8527923
>FemWeaver

Well, you got no one to blame for that but your own laziness.

If you want these things to happen you're going to need to buck up, quit being lazy and go fuck yourself.

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>>8528210
it's too late i already lost my figurative boner
the urge to "comedically" chase ccs around in a manner that dubiously suggests sexual predation has passed

back to vidya for me

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>>8528151
Fujoshi fanclub in action

>>8528210
Keep them as a prize, there are those who would pay top dollar for a pair of weaver panties

>>8528232
the moistening

>>8528261
Have fun

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>>8528250

>>8528235
That day, he just kept running

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requesting jewish zootopia characters that are kosher for passover

>>8528261
i guess seeing all the (literal) crap someone just posted does kill the mood. and i was just about to draw something actually somewhat decent looking too

>>8528146
I swear Judy's legs like that they came out of
https://e621.net/pool/show/9251

But I don't know which page.

Besides that I got nothing

>>8528250
Are you telling them that they can't post stuff just cause some people don't like it? That sounds a lot like BULLYING to me.

>>8528293
>not just hiding it all

C'mon it's a two-step process

>>8528293
Get yourself some 4chanX and filter the images out

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>>8528293
it's ZOOTOPIA related bro, if you don't like then there's the door

>>8528263
Instead of the plants making everyone kill themselves, in The Moistening, anime just makes everyone gay.

>>8528210
Sacrifice a limb and replace it with a whisk or something, it's your only hope!

(Could tape it on instead but that's weak)

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>>8528103
>>8528235
i was too slow

deerped dies AU

>>8528341
I hope you like DICK

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>>8528080
Hmmm... it's missing something...

Oh I know! A hat!

>>8528341
Now you have STDs

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>>8528341
>Says they can't draw butts
>Clearly can
You're a rusemaster

>>8528070
>>8528043


keep the dick off


...until you're in bed with weaver and you're able to show him the joy of penis on penis action

>>8528341
For now...

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>>8528346
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ESBXOOMi7SE

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>>8528359
Of course she does.
She's a fujoshi

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>>8527480
That was a horrible cop-out, one that wasn't hinted at. At all. Only Two Savage's ending is worse.

I read that other fic, I was thinking "What the actual fuck?" Really? And there is going to be a sequel with that shit- so we will have Judy going through the mental torture to know that she is having her rapist's children, and who knows what mental torture Nick will put himself through, blaming himself.

Who knows of other fucked up fics?

>>8527817

>Sorry Anon, I don't do lewds. I haven't figured out how to make them 10,000+ words yet.

Jesus.

>>8528293


https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x

GO to here and learn EVERYTHING you need to get 4chanx. It's one of the best thing's ever, and don't worry about it being "dangerous" and shit. It's safe, easy to filter out the one jerk ass that doesn't have anything better to do with his time.

>>8528132
desu this is one of the only good zoot vore pics. it's a shame there isn't much more.

>>8528403
>>8528293
This.
We even have MD5 pastebins that are literal copy and paste implemented that automatically filters this stuff.
He's salty because he's gone too far and now all he can do is image spam without getting the ire of mods on him.

>>8528346
noooo! deer down, deer down!

>>8528431
Fear not that's a non cannon AU! I'm still running with him under arm, buck naked.

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>>8528424
so this is a single person doing all this?

huh. guess he jacks off to this stuff if he's willing to save it to post it to here?

>>8526855
'A few days ago'?
No, no, get out now while you still can.
Cloister yourself somewhere and write, but avoid here!
By the way, what's happening in the outside world, I've been here a couple of months, and have no idea...?

>>8528455
You done gone buck wild, son.

>>8528459
You're living on borrowed time, Lulu. Weaver's going to be back to collect. With interest.

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>>8528459
He's special: been here since the beginning, hops around all trash threads getting a rise out of people.
One out of all the thousands of people on this board, one out of the hundreds that visit this thread.
Literally everyone else is chill, this is just a hobby for him.

>>8528462
>I've been here a couple of months
Hey look it's someone new!

>>8528466
The buck would stop here but there is too much traffic so he must keep running.

>>8528500
Doe go on. I would, but I couldn't keep from fawning all over him.

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what fresh hell have i come back to?

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cuck

>>8528541
oh fucking get on with it already

>>8528466
hehe, buck naked

>>8528398
God's don't remind about Two Savage's, I have NEVER seen an author run Judy's character so greatly before then that fic. For her to turn a blind eye to all Jacks crimes and shit, even if she was with him at that point. Was just pathetic. THen again it was never really Judy, wasn't it? BLeh

I feel that fic has got to be one of the GREATEST Angst/Tragedy Fic wankfest known in this fandom.

It's only reason was to destroy and ruin Nick for some "feelings" that the author failed to make. And then for it to come around and for her to NOW feels like she made a bad choice or some shit?

>Who knows of other fucked up fics

Sadly not many, we had already ruined Menser's "I did my research, Nick could never fuck Judy. But my clearly self-inset with a micropenis human can."

But there is another Fic were Judy REALLY fucked up and thought Nick was cheating on her. And she hired a PI to ctch him meeting with a woman (who was a lesbain freinds that wanted to reconnect with Nick) And refused to let him explain himself.

2nd chapter had him trying to OD himself on meds, but Judy saved him. And the 3rd chapter had him wanting her to never see him again, it looks likes it going to be an AMAZING train wreck

>>8528462

It's to late for me, I'm the type of person that when I find interest in a community or something I dive into the deep end, its why I'm consistent with releasing multiple wordy chapters every week (not sure how long I can keep that up though).

>>8528088

Thanks for the kind words.

>>8528398

The second part of that is a joke. While I do tend to create longer fics; the real reason I haven't put out any lewds is because I'm not happy with how they turn out. Maybe when I finally write one I'm half-way happy with I'll drop it in the thread.

>>8526975
I remember this, it gets sad.

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>>8528477

>>8528223
Why not /trash/? :^)

>>8528326
>in The Moistening, anime just makes everyone gay
Isn't it already like that?

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>>8528459
Here's even a starter kit for MD5 filters:
https://pastebin.com/uR7tVxt4
If you copy and paste those into your 4chanX filters, they'll never show up when they're posted again.
You can go through every image and add their MD5 automatically.
I help off on it for a while but its awesome.
>>8528574
Your butts are a treasure.

>>8528574
Joke's on you, Weaver's wiener is petite.

>>8528459
Just an Anon that posts fetish that no one cares about, best to ignore them. They'll get bored, but will turn up again.

He's like Joker or Spidey, but not funny.

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>>8528541
Place your bets!
2:1 They're not his
5:1 She wants an abortion
10:1 This isn't some forced melodrama!

spam is bad, but hey at least we can make another circlejerk with more cancerous OCs!

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>>8528541

So don't like where this is going . . .

>>8528607

I'm sorry your OC isn't getting any attention, why don't show him/her off?

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>>8528601
the title suggest option 2 tbqh

>>8528607
>cancerous

subjective opinion. not anyone else's fault you don't know how to have fun

>>8528628
I like.

>>8528541
I will survive! As long as I am drunk and high, I know I'll feel alive!

>>8528592
i'm honestly kinda nervous about downloading things from the internet that i'm not personally familiar with or know someone familiar with.

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>>8528643
ANON NO

>>8528574
This is entrapment.

>>8528601
I want you in on this action! Can I get a side bet she wants the abortion, but only if Nick will perform it himself. Possibly with a emulsifier.

>>8528661
wonder how long it'll take weaver boy to find all my shitty drawings catelogued online, haha

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>>8528541


Also, is that an ashtray? Who smokes -- Nick or Judy?!

>>8528403
what's the difference between 4chanx and appchanx?