ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's your favorite dog?
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Previous thread: >>8518162
>>8523479
Zorro!
>>8523479
>>8523479
Me
>>8523488
Good taste
>>8523479
Silvally!!
Anomalesia!!
Azoth!!
Like Nulls!!
Nulls are friends!!
>>8523443
yeah but I get Free McGhetsis and KFC if I play my Cards right in this
>>8523479
Sylvie!
>angry at the arcanine
Why would you even post that picture?
>>8523479
my lillipup of course
>>8523407
pff, he can't find knives on his own, for a 25 year old you act like a kid
>>8523405
I don't know...
>internal mourning
I want to dive right into Palkia's gaping asshole
i wish i was dead
>>8523479
Zorro
(is anyone a Glaceon or can I be ice cream dog?)
>>8523548
O-okay.
I guess I should keep looking then.
Its been so long though.
>>8523479
The odd doggos right there >>8523527
>>8523253
>>8523262
>Its ears perked at both of their suggestions related to boxes.
>Feeling the brush touch its fur, the Leafeon left ear twitched once, but it didn't back away.
>Upon hearing the man's suggestion, they'd look to the magnezone and ask out of curiosity.
What does your team do?
>>8523262
(Forgetting to greentext, line breaks.missing words. That kind of thing.)
>>8523596
(Only glaceon got dropped as far as I know, go for it)
>>8523596
(Even if we had a Glaceon we wouldn't mind you making another one. We only have limits on legendaries, mythics, and Silvallys. )
>>8523596
Back again. Hello.
Trainer has been acting worse. More angry. Lashes out at other pokemon in our home. Pichu, Roselia and Mudkip.
What do.
>>8523601
Mom's not coming back
>>8523605
Am good Null???
>Excited hyena sounds
roll for turts to kill himself
>>8523773
...
...
...
I know.
I just didn't want to believe it.
>sits down, fiddling with boneclub.
(gotta go and sleep, see ya later sometime)
Guys help me find my Porygon he's hiding in one of these computers
Dogs? Arcanine is nice, I guess.
>>8523774
(drink)
I'm waiting at route 45.
I wonder if those guys are coming.
Anyways, how is everyone doing?
>tfw you can shitpost all you want and it'll be blamed on Turts
It's me Turts, btw
>>8523613
>The other human speaks, he is holding a modified pokedex as well
We maintain a radio station, mostly music, pokemon rights activism and recently making fun of the current police chief. Occasionally some other tasks.
>The Magnezone nods
You already met him, his name is Jay. SHort for JayVeeCee.
>>8523788
Good doggo, very good doggo.
>>8523846
Ping him.
>>8523613
We get involved when people aren't treating their Pokemon right, help find new homes for them, stuff like that.
I'm mostly a talker these days, but when this Region had its revolt earlier in the year, I was... very hands-on.
>>8523771
Give me a location and I can send someone to have a word with him.
Hell, if you're in Unova I'll come personally.
( Gotta run for a little while, RL stuff )
>It's a nice snowy day somewhere in the world.
>The gentle snowflakes falling from the sky seemingly glittered as they descended onto the ground.
>If one listened closely, they could hear the soft crunching of snow as a small blue Pokemon rolled around in the white blanket of a nearby field, maybe even catching a whisper or two of their anger.
Grr... Where is he already... I've been waiting forever.
>>8524008
(Okay)
(I'll wait then)
>>8523989
Out in the Ilex Forest. North of Azalea Town.
>>8523913
Where is Route 45.
>>8523913
How's route 45 treatin ya?
>>8524028
Who you waiting for?
>>8524028
It's snowing where you're at? I love the snow!
>>8523970
Yes!!!
Am the good doggo!!!
Yes!!
>>8523613
Hello!!!!
Yes!!!
Who are??
Don't recognize!!
Not Plasma??
>>8524055
Near blackthorn city, in Johto.
>>8524063
I'm by a small pond, under a tree.
Raining again. Helps calm me down.
Do you think he'll follow me here?
I hope not.
>>8524219
I think my trainer is onto me. I'd rather be out of the house.
Coming to you. We can head somewhere together.
>>8524219
He sounds like he would. But why would he look around route 45 for?
>>8524063
>The Glaceon opens his eyes and gives the stranger a once-over as he sits up. Not who he was waiting for. A hint of indignance could be heard in his reply.
My friend. He's late, even though he promised he'd show up early this time.
>The Icemon gives a huff and falls back onto the snow.
>>8524264
I know how you feel
I hate when my friends get late when ever we meet up
>>8524248
Well, okay.
I'm by the pond with the big oak near it.
>>8524252
I'm worried I left footprints or something that he could follow. It was pretty muddy on the way here.
>>8524264
Well that sucks. I really hope your friend shows up. I don't want you to hang out in the snow for too long.
>>8524319
That would be creepy if he did. besides you broke his pelvis. How far could he go?
>>8524319
On my way. If he comes after you I will fight.
How strong is he.
>Last post number for travel time,
>>8524319
I hope you didn't, don't want anything bad happening to you
If i was there in johto i would have gone there to help you
I and i would let you pass some days in my house
Or just pay you a hotel you didn't felt comfortable
>>8524162
>The cheery voice of the Jolteon manages to extract a temporary smile from the Glaceon, and he pats the snow next to his body.
Help yourself, there won't be a shortage anytime soon.
>>8524307
Well, at least he'll show up... eventually.
>>8524379
>He rolls his eyes.
If he's where I think he is, he's roasting marshmallows with himself again to stuff his face. I don't mind waiting out in the cold though.
>>8523989
>>8523970
>Definitely not a coincidence or just lucky guesses anymore. It was pretty apparent to the Pokemon that these people could understand what they were saying.
>Taking a moment to take that in, the Leafeon finally responded, probably as its fur continued to be brushed.
I see...
>Talking with people seemed to be just a bit awkward to the Leafeon, so they looked to the Magnezone who was introduced earlier. With a gentle smile and a reserved wave of a paw, they introduced themselves.
Hello, I'm Isaura.
>They started to look uncomfortable after realizing all the attention was on them.
>>8524421
Level 40?
I dunno. Never fought him, but he did try to push me around. Always said sorry afterwards, so I didn't think much of it.
>>8524379
They said he'd only be in it for a few days.
And I wouldn't put it past him.
He was pretty possessive.
>>8524430
Thanks. That means a lot.
>>8524530
(not everybody who responds to you is in the same area as you)
>>8523833
It'll be alright...
(Night.)
>>8524530
(Most characters aren't in the same area. This rp takes place along the entire pokemon world. Everyone is in a different region. Most characters are using the thread to communicate because it also exists in the RP. Someone should put this in the pastebin.)
(For example, my character is in Johto presently. Others are in Unova.)
>>8524564
>1.
>Ariados knows the way and arrives quickly.
I am only level 27 but I will do my best, would you like to go?
>>8524534
>Anomalesia borks at the Leafeon
Intruder??
Friends???
What is??
>>8524629
(It is in the pastebin. Under general premise. It's not my fault people don't read it. )
Johto...the land of peace, but fraught with war. That is what my grandparents used to say. It is said that the spirits of those who once ruled the land still haunt it, using it as their own giant game board. If you show your love for the land, though, they may leave you alone.
>>8524638
(Sorry about that. I've been here a long time and I haven't read through it in a bit.)
HI GUYS I'M GUMBA-
Snivy IRL
>>8524564
Heey, sorry to leave you hanging. The crew here's not ready to roll yet, we should be there tonight or tomorrow. I hope. If not, assume we all died in a firey brawl.
Anyways.
Off the Route path and east, there should be what looks like a big ol' observation post for weather and stuff, with a generator up top. If you're in the right place, there should be a memorial plaque for an asshole named "Marshall."
There's supplies topside, and at least one room with real heat, but the fancy part of the hideout's hidden under that.
>>8524794
(there are rules but i wouldn't call it not casual)
>>8524789
PERISH SONG
>>8524794
(It is fairly casual, but we have a general set of rules we've added over the past four months, mostly to prevent stuff like nuke wars. It's in the info Pastebin linked in the OP if you wanna read it? )
>>8524534
>May or may not perceive distress
>Even then proper introductions are required
Hello Isaura, name's Sebastian. Rest of my half of the team is Jay here, Hal and Zeta the Porygon 2 and Z currently maining the radio.
>>8524794
(Yeah, but it's still recommended to at least give the info pastebins a view)
>>8524794
(Check out the pastebins. It'll make your life a lot easier. We don't keep everyone in the same place so people can do their own plots. There are several groups floating around. Like the Sylveon, Ninetales and Frankie the human are all in Kalos.)
>mfw everyone blames Turts
>>8524789
Well, alright. I'll look for it.
Thanks.
>>8524629
Sure thing.
Apparently, there's a memorial tower or something nearby with supplies and a place to stay.
To the east.
>>8524530
Cold is awful though. How do you tolerate it?
>>8524564
Yeah I agree. but he's wheeling along in a wheelchair so should be easy to get away.
>>8524879
( The big character clusters are Unova, coastal Kalos, and surprisingly in Orre. )
( There's a dude in Sinnoh and a few dudes in Alola, too, but they're a little harder to jump in on. )
>>8524940
You do not like the snow?
>>8524916
Okay.
>Ariados starts heading east.
Let's go. Do you want to talk about anything. I am not great at starting conversations.
>>8524975
You do? Snow makes water and water is gross.
... Darkrai, are we stopping somewhere to rest?
>>8525009
Snow is so fun though!!! It's soft and cold and you can hide in it!
>>8524638
>Big 7ft mon borking at the little Leafeon caused it to hide behind John since he was the closest.
>Isaura caught the names despite being spooked.
>It looked at the unknown Pokemon from around John's side
It never snows here. It's too warm. Only seen it snow like...twice.
>>8524564
don't sweat it
as long as you are okay i'm glad
>>8525057
>Azoth joins the fray.
Bork!! Hello!!
>>8525039
Shall we rest in the forest? Humans avoid treading these forests.
>>8524988
>Follows the Ariados
So, where did you come from?
What's your name?
>Scolipede attempts to strike up basic conversation
>>8524940
I'm worried that he'll be back on his feet soon.
>>8525091
I hope I'll be okay...
>>8518561
>Birb: Stop being a pool toy and do something useful
>>8524638
>>8525110
Easy, you two, don't scare the new gal out the door, okay?
>>8525057
>John sighed.
They're not dangerous, just a little high-energy.
Isaura, meet Azoth and Anomalesia.
>>8524973
(I'd like to add on to what this anon said and point out that you can get interactions no matter where you are, since most of the power player characters possess means of incredibly quick travel. )
>>8525057
Hello!!
Don't know you!!
Are Plasma??
>>8525110
>Anomalesia licks Azoth
Hi!!
Yes!!
Hello friend!!
>>8525046
How do you even like the cold? I hate being cold.
>>8525064
Good. Snow sucks!
>>8525146
If you see him just tell him that he's too invasive.
>>8525146
My trainer calls me Webber. If you want to you can.
I used to live in Ilex Forest until I was captured. Are you and your friend both wild?
Wild pokemon tend to be a bit weaker than ones trained by a trainer.
>>8525191
I just think it's fun is all!
>>8525191
cold is pretty nice
but you do need to go prepared for it
you need to be well dressed so you don't catch a cold
>>8525146
i'll believe you will
>>8525143
Yes, that sounds nice. I do not recognize the area, I presume you know of shelter here?
>>8525146
>>8525214
>There's a building up ahead.
>It looks like a weather station, and has a plaque affixed above the door.
>"In honor of Marshall, a luminary who left too soon."
>It appears someone tried and failed to rip the plaque out.
>>8525191
I've been up north. Wasn't really as bad as a lot of people make it out to be. Except for covering my face to keep from freezing. It wasn't snowing then, either.
Also, I'd like to say my best friend is a ground type. Just saying.
No quality of mousse is going to save you from being fined, honhons! A 1 day waiting period is shit!
>>8525235
Yeah but; how do you think the snow is fun? I absolutely hate the snow!
>>8525238
No way. Snow is the worst weather. The cold is fine but snow? Count me out.
>>8525303
A ground type huh? That is pretty interesting. Ground types are usually full of themselves. Ever think about having that groundy as a mate?
>>8525214
Well, nice to meet you, Webber.
I'm wild. Not sure how strong I am, though. I usually avoid fights.
>>8525238
Thanks.
>>8525265
I think this is it.
>Reads the plaque
Yeah.
>Attempt to open door
>>8525340
I already said why! snow is just fun!
>>8525375
You must be above level 30 at least.
Are you having trouble.
>>8525265
>Splat handle with web.
>Attempt to open.
>>8525340
Ummm...I'm not a lesbian. She's a Nidoqueen. And nah, she's actually pretty humble, even though she was the fastest of us to get a mate and have lots of kids. She makes me feel old.
>>8525340
snow is pretty nice too
especially around christmas
i guess i'm not a pokemon nor a type weak to water, so i don't mind
>>8525439
what is a lesbian?
>>8525468
its like gay
but for girls
>>8525428
Thank you.
>Walk inside
A bit cramped, but they said there was food up above, I think.
>Searches the station
>>8525375
>The door opens.
>It's nice and warm at least, although the primary food present appears to be trail mix and Pokechow.
>( And family stuff's going on, gotta bail sry. )
>>8525468
Oh....Ummm.....Can someone please explain this? I don't know what to do!
>>8525468
well little guy, lesbians are women ho love other women
like there are men who love other men
>>8525428
you should stop playing ariados
the person youre rping with plays one and is gonna be salty
>>8525522
>>8525479
Oh so it's like what Nirie is but for girls?
>>8525481
>Follow inside.
>Quietly start searching for the food.
>>8525541
(If they have a problem with me doing it I'd rather they bring it up to me. I've asked if doubles are fine multiple times.)
>>8525553
nirie?
i guess...
>>8525167
>Isaura chose to take comfort in John's words, mostly because of what he described his team to do
>>8525110
>>8525170
Hi...I'm a friend?
>Isaura questioned their own statement since they did just meet.
>Regardless, they stepped out from behind John to greet them in the open.
>>8525597
(Doubles are fine, that's just some nerd tryina start shit.)
>>8525597
(You are perfectly fine. No worries.)
(Everyone knows the characters I play anyways. It's sort of obvious at this point.)
>>8525482
...
Trail mix.
Can you eat this?
>Turns to Webber
>>8525649
>>8525771
(Okay.)
>>8525771
I suppose I can. If you need to eat more I can eat less.
Is someone else going to come?
>>8525606
Can be friend if want!!
Like new friends!!
Azoth still best dog friend!!
>Lick Azoth again
>roll to raid the fridge of its sweets
>>8526020
>ROLL TO STEAL THE SWEETS
>>8525828
I'll be fine.
Yeah. They are busy or something.
Apparently, there's some sort of hideout underneath this place, according to them.
>>8526049
>fail to steal sweets
>roll to scare nebby away
no one tries to steal sweets from me, nebby
>>8526049
*marvels at giant lion thing*
What in the name of Zekrom...?
>>8526123
yes?
what do you want?
>>8526109
Okay.
Hideout. Should we try to find that?
>Webber starts looking around the room.
>>8526114
>The glint off your armor casts a red dot on the floor
>Nebby hisses at it and retreats
>>8526123
DO I KNOW PEW?
>>8526142
*a shrill squeal pierces the air*
>>8526162
yeah, go away you don't play with me and sweets
>sweet feast: start
>>8526049
>>8526020
You best not be stealing my pokepuffs
>>8526231
>roll to kidnap
>>8526200
ouch.
please cease this.
>>8526232
I HAVE STOLEN NOTHING
ADRI DID IT
>>8526298
hey youre back
so i was thinking
you wanna like
get in on the ranchening
-gladion, out of images rn
>>8525606
We're all friends here.
Though, I'd like to know how you ended here.
>>8525995
>>8525170
>Pet the odd doggos
>read the rules
>weapons technology
Yeahhhhhh
This isn't for me
>>8526317
cease this applies to you as well.
go tend your king.
have fun with the hero.
i do not care, as long as you cease bothering me.
>>8526372
(Are you upset that we've put limits on them...? We weren't able to keep people from random grabbing guns, but we tried to limit the damage.)
>>8526372
(what does a glaceon need weapons for to begin with?)
>>8526232
i didn't eat any pokepuffs
>puts the other pokepuffs back
>hides a half bit pokepuff
>>8526245
>i wasn't a good idea to try to kidnap a being cover with sharp objects
>night slash the kidnapper
>>8526315
i didn't steal anything
>>8526372
(It's mostly to avoid some ugly cases of "lol i kill u" that happened way too often in the past)
>>8526298
L...Lord Zekrom! Please forgive me. I did not mean to use your name in vain. Please don't send me to the Insulator.
>>8526151
I guess.
>Looks for a hatch or button
>>8526421
(Good question. You'd think a glaceon would object to "fire"arms)
>>8526438
(Yeeeeah I added that rule because of the three times Sinnoh got nuked)
why
i have no sexual interest in the hero
and the size of my genitalia matters not if it doesnt fit
>>8526445
i presumed you called me to bring my attention to a matter
is there something you wish me to know
-Zekrom, no Zekrom images on my phone
>>8526577
(guns are rare outside of orre, i've been here 2 months and have seen exactly 2 gun fights and they were with handguns that barely worked)
>>8526570
*she is still scared out her wits*
W...what is that creature? I've never seen it before. The huge white thing that reminds me of Entei?
>>8526577
(Oh, there's a lot of that. A lot of people do just comfypost or come to look at cute pictures. It just some of the plotlines have a slightly more action-y bent. I've only seen one gunfight, and it wasn't exactly Kill Bill)
>>8525995
>A small smile came over Isaura's face
I think I'd like that.
>Seeing as things calmed down a bit, the Leafeon grabbed the box and started to put it on the couch.
>>8526319
>Remembering the name that the others referred the Archen as, Isaura started as they continued to place the box on the couch.
Uhm, Ruffles brought me here when they said they'd help me look for a box.
>Isaura continue without much pause as they hopped up onto the couch
But if you mean more than that, I've just been wandering for a while and ended up here.
Is today torment Zekrom day?
>>8526577
(Oh. Well, that rarely ever happens. The rule is there because of nukes, as I said, and hasn't been relevant in a while.)
>>8526531
No luck.
Hm.
...
>Press a brick on the wall.
>>8526618
solgaleo
incredibly rare
theyre from the ultra space
most take billions of years to evolve from a cosmog
it is rumored one will devour our sun one day
>>8526619
no
im not creating genitalia just for you and there is no way you can make me
-Zekrom, probably gonna start using the signature for stealth flirting, assuming my flirting isn't secretly making you uncomfortable
>>8526732
really
really
hey N
-gladion, nah youre fine my dude do i have to start the flirting whatcha wearing anon
rain drop
>>8526732
Wow. Just how many Great Ones are there? *covers mouth* I'm sorry, that wasn't really a question. Th...thank you, O great Energizer. That was all I needed. *bows extremely low*
>>8526773
... yes?
>>8526900
*she is relieved to see them go, but continues to kneel and mumble something to herself in Kantonese*
>>8526660
(Not sure how to respond, other than wait for the grunt Rpers)
>Scolipede looks over
Found something?
>>8526900
hey zekrom, i have a question
when you, reshiram and kyruem were one as the original dragon who was the one who had the control?
or when you fused with kyruem how took control?
>>8526655
>Help with placing box on couch
>Memo to self: box fort will need cushions
Ha, Ruffles makes friends real fast and often as of lately. Feel free to stay.
>I haven't seen that Ratatta in a while, thinking about it
>>8526971
(Agreed.)
>Passage/trap door opens.
I think so.
>>8526936
I... guess? I doubt losing my virginity to a three way with Zekrom is a good idea but... I suppose if that's what both of you want?
>>8527062
>(Scarf Grunt Anon has returned from Family Dinner Shenanigans)
>There's a sizable cargo elevator.
>By the looks of it, there's a few floors below, but only the button marked "living" is lit right now.
>>8527215
intersting, this is pretty intersting
so since you and reshiram are different ideals do you two tend to fight eachother over what is right and wrong often?
i know there was the old plasma incident
>>8527381
(forgot pic, drink)
I am literally not Turts
>>8527062
>>8527274
>Walks into the elevator
>Looks at the buttons
Hmm...Which one? Living?
>>8527274
Hm...
>>8527567
Living I suppose.
>Press the button.
>>8527567
>The other buttons are marked "Staff", "Storage" and "Maintenance".
>The elevator creaks to life, and begins to descend.
>You get the feeling you're going a long, long way down by how long this elevator ride in taking...
>>8526655
Wandering can be fun, but it's nice to have a place to settle down and rest a bit.
>>8527032
Should I go check on Mozzi and bagel pecking friend?
>>8527740
i is here
bagel peck is me
bird
the best
I is do a merchenary like we discus and get fresh bagels right?
>>8527873
>Sit down and wait as well.
...I went to the Burned Tower once.
Wasn't very interesting. You?
>>8526655
Hello!!
Yes!!
Have fun be friend!!
Happy to have new friend!!
>>8527870
BORK!!!
Don't know you!!
Intruder??
>>8527900
It's okay! It's okay!
He's with me.
We need to discuss... business.
>Ruffles has been watching old mobster movies, apparently.
>>8527870
Yes, find the silly fat man, and track him to his car. After that... you know what to do.
>>8527740
That would be good, yeah.
I hope the Pidoves didn't get to Mozz.
>>8527870
Hey
There are fresh bagels in the kitchen
>>8527900
>Continue petting the big odd doggo
He's a new friend
>>8527996
YES I IS GET THE BAGGELS
THANK YOU
>Zoom!
>>8527963
Business???
Like listen to business!!
Puts Anomalesia to sleep!!
>The hyena-dog in question shuffles so he's facing Ruffles
Want hear!!
>>8527996
New friend?
More new friends!!!
Lots new friends today!!!
Much excite!!!
>>8527381
>>8527397
reshiram is the truth
or so he thinks
i truly doubt it considering he is wrong about everything
>>8527996
I had a little talk with them, human friend.
Well, me and mister bagels.
>Ruffles gestures to the Fletchinder currently enjoying Pastry Heaven
The Pidoves won't be bothering anyone here anymore.
You, um, don't mind if I take the bagel box to pay them to do a thing with, do you? Do you?
>>8527892
(I haven't thought of a backstory for this character yet)
(Apologies)
Oh, I've been to-
>Ding
>Elevator doors open
...
Huh.
>>8528160
>The living quarters look to have been lived in as recently as a week or two ago.
>It's an opulent place, all exotic woods and fine stones and silken fabric from top to bottom.
>An odd medical apparatus with a curious light lays abandoned near the entrance.
>This is the sort of place a king among criminals would go to ride out a storm in style.
>>8528160
(Don't worry about it.)
Hm... I suppose we're staying here.
Hello? If anyone is there come out.
>>8528253
...Wow.
>>8528153
i'll take that as a yes
>>8528042
>Observe the VERY fast birb flyin at incredibly hihg speeds
Ha
>>8528135
>Switch into maximum overpet
More friends is always good
>>8527963
>>8528158
>Clearly visible smirking
I think I know what you're thinking. Go ahead.
>>8528253
>Stares in awe
>Looks for the kitchen, if it has one
>>8528275
I guess we are.
It's really nice down here.
Guys?
My lucario is getting really big...
What's going on?
>>8528322
Good EVs. Probably has pokeitis. Take that memefox over to the Gym, get some cash.
>>8528135
>>8528313
The plan is to, how did that human say it... "troll" the new fat guy in charge?
A bagel box will will get the Pidoves along for the ride, and Mr. Bagelpecks is already in.
The goal is to all hang out on Mr. Fat Guy's car, and maybe peck at the tires, and...
>Ruffles squawks in glee.
He'll need to tow it to wash...
Hello fellow kids. Do any of you have any weed?
>>8528460
I am a weed.
>>8528460
Nope, only have booze
>>8528417
>Uproarious laughter
I'm not missing this, I'm sending in Hal to watch this, and also in case things were to go bad.
>>8528460
Nah, bro. I, like, cleaned up months ago. I couldn't even tell 'chu who back on Melemele still has the hookups, I've been gone that long.
>>8528460
yeah its annoying as hell its ruining my garden i'll pay you 50$ to get rid of it all
>>8528342
SEND HELP
SHE WON'T GO BACK IN THE BALL
>>8528530
I is go get the Pidoves now
I save more baggel for later
If eat three bagle no can move
>Bird's Rights Fletchinder hops out the open window, ready to lead the revolution against antibird sentiment.
>>8528609
prepare your penis
>>8528318
It is.
>Ariados follows after the Scolipede.
Hungry?
>>8528674
>>8528318
>there is indeed a kitchen, though it's seperated by double doors from the dining room.
>Whoever built this place expected to have someone else doing their work.
>Most of the kitchen is well-stocked with non-perishables, and fresh herbs under grow-lights.
>One of the large freezers has a padlock on it, but the others, containing a dizzying variety of meat and vegetables, are open.
>>8528609
This is a common problem you need to locate a small recessed button on its left paw and press it in with a pen for 10 seconds
[spoiler]test
[/spoiler]
The team as it is
Haxorus
Garchomp
Tyranitar
Rampardos
Charizard
Salamence
I've been raising them since I was a kid and learning all about dragons from Lance. He wasn't my dad but it sure felt like it.
>>8528609
Oh. Disregard what I said about EVs, you're either going to get vore'd, stepped on, or molested in general. Have fun with that,
>>8528772
hello newfriend
I
>>8528814
tried to smoke cresselia?
>>8528824
You're in some furfag's fetish story.
>>8528835
yfw turts will be blamed for every shitpost from now till the end of time
btw I'm turts
>>8528845
Am the champion of Kalos.
>>8528814
...shot the sheriff, but I did not shoot the deputy?
>>8528883
are you checking the wrong right paw?
>>8528674
Sort of.
I ran the entire day, and haven't eaten anything.
>>8528740
Do you know how to cook?
>>8528814
am gay?
>>8528883
Police will get vored, just accept what's happening and move along Anon.
>>8528866
and im the queen of sinnoh
kiss your majestys hand
>>8528740
Hm...
>>8528901
I can try.
>Webber gets a pan, meat and turns on one of the stoves.
>Rolling for cooking skill and tastiness of end product.
>Dubsfail is a fire.
>>8528927
>kissu
>>8528950
(Is this a turts shitpost or something that's really happening?)
>>8528966
(Turts can't write that well, so I'm assuming Ray is actually having him run for mayor. Not necessarily win, but run.)
>>8528892
you need to work on that
>>8528966
Real
>>8528993
( Lose spectacularly and then disappear? )
>>8528919
I don't want to get ate...
Wait, it looks like she's still friendly.
I've got a giant pokemon now.
What do?
>>8529011
(I'm not sure what Ray had planned, but maybe he'll bring back that post and it's associated plotline later, seeing as it just got baleted.)
>>8528938
That smells really good.
>Drools a little
>>8528993
>>8528999
>>8529000
( Ray here, I'm trying to figure out how to end Fatterson as a character, was going to have him run for a few days then drop out because laughingstock )
( I should have run the post past the rest of Discord first though )
( Are there any Major Objections or suggestions you guys have, besides the general plan of "dunking of the fat fuck for fun and profit"? )
>>8529047
Oh, it's not fetish stuff? Then just hug.
>>8529047
Big girls need love too, Anon.
>>8529060
I suppose it is easier than I thought.
>Webber grabs a plate and puts the hunk of meat on it.
>Well cooked, well seasoned but still a little hot.
>Webber puts it down for the Scolipede.
It's still hot, don't eat it all in one bite.
>>8529075
(realpoltik fuckery and it's a chance for him to get controlled by actually dangerous/influential people and go all Ani Skywalker on a bitch)
>>8529128
>Takes a bite
Wow.
This tastes great.
Thanks.
Tbqh. Slash, Turts, Sniffs, Smeargs, and Rays writing style, look the same to me imo
>>8527740
Wandering around is just to pass the time. I don't think I've ever really had fun doing it. Plus with all the trainers around...
>Their words trailed off as they hopped up on the couch.
>>8527032
>Isaura would have thanked Sebastian and smiled at Anomalesia and Azoth if they were still around.
>The leafeon flipped the box upside down and laid on the couch while the box hid them from sight. It poked its head out and looked around the room.
(Sorry for the delay, got sidetracked irl.)
>>8529278
Difference is slash is a good husbando
>>8529278
(Turts has a fuckton of typos, grammar errors, and incorrectly used words; Sniffers likes to use ellipses and generally has characters pause a lot, avoids slang or cursing in their speech. I don't know Slash and Smearg's writing styles enough to explain theirs, sorry.)
>>8529179
( Works for me. I'll rewrite the post and set the scene for now.)
>A fat man gets out of a Very Fancy Car in Castelia, and walks into the central police precinct with a fistful of papers.
>He looks mad.
>His car is unsupervised.
>>8529356
>Piggy H going into cop house.
>Cops going to be distracted.
Hmm...
>Call up whitemask.
>>8529356
>Car not watched
>Best Bird leads the Pidove swarm downwards from the rooftops, paid in bagels for their imminent work.
>Rolling for Bombing Run success
>>8529244
>Dubs.
>Must be really great.
No problem.
>Fill a bowl up with water and slid it next to it.
There you are.
>>8529290
>John's wandering into the room, tapping at his 'dex and laughing.
Hey, Seb! We got a hot tip on impending drama, check your email now!
Ruffles couldn't have timed his shenanigans better....
>>8529480
>A Porygon2 is floating at a safe distance
>VIDEO RECORDER: ON
>>8529290
>Sebastian is probably in the studio proper again
(Don't worry, I'm notoriously slow at replying)
>>8529550
I also have a Glaceon
Here she is in an urban development
Dear Necrozma,
What is your opinion on gays?
>>8529587
>>8529480
>It's a shitstorm.
>Literally, but not figuratively.
>Car: Undrivable due to Pidove Presents
>The birds scatter, and Best Bird chirps cheerily as he makes his getaway.
>>8529713
YES
>>8529733
Dear Necrozma,
How do I get two friends to realize they're gay? How do I get two friend a that know they're gay to hook up already?
>>8529605
>>8529550
That's a pretty neat hobby.
I'm impressed with how well you made the prank work.
>>8529803
YOU MUST GET THEM TO FIGHT COMPLETELY NAKED WITH JUST KNIVES
>>8529554
>Check that mail
>What the fuck
>That powertripping windbag should not even be allowed to run for mayor
>Emerge from studio
Well, this is an excellent way to begin a campaign
>Show recording of the shitstorm right off Hal
>>8529605
That's actually pretty cool.
>>8529829
Have you ever considered hosting a show in the radio right here?
>>8529829
Dear Necrozma,
None of the people in question live near each other. Will my ships be sunken forever?
>>8529554
>Feeling too unfamiliar to just start asking questions, Isaura just listened in
>They debated whether or not eavesdropping was more rude in this case, but decided to listen anyway.
gladion is distracted
tell me all your desires and ideals
>>8529860
MAYBE
"NECROZMA'S ADVICE HOUR?"
>>8529907
INTERNET FIGHT
ALTERNATIVELY GET THEM TO DUKE IT OUT IN A VIDEOGAME THAT ALLOWS NUDE KNIFE FIGHTS
FALLOUT, EVERY CRAFTING GAME EVER
>>8529952
Dear Necrozma
How do I get a cute degenerate boyfriend who will bully, tease, and comfort me?
>>8529939
>i can finally join colress and N in the "image used to show im spying on someone club"
>>8529952
Perfect
PERFECT
Time to install radio equipment in the "basement" of the workshop.
>>8529979
FOUR CHAN
>>8530003
AWESOME
>>8529860
Best thing about a mayor's run announcement is that he can't stay in his office while he runs. Conflict of interest, he'll get chucked out the minute he pulls a stunt.
Also, he'd probably lose to a puddle of spilled Shuckle moonshine.
>>8529986
>internet fight me nerd
>>8529979
I can do all three baby, london?
>>8529986
mortals I have a question
do you ever get a cold feeling down your spine with no explanation?
>>8530075
>internet kiss me nerd
>why the fuck does gladion have a porygon in the manga
>>8530120
>>8530020
We can begin soon.
>>8530031
I've seen weirder and more retarded things happen in Unovan politics, like that president Victini wasted. Wouldn't hold my breath yet.
>>8530150
(Because he has a Porygon-Z in the S/M, during title defense)
>>8530217
>just wasnt expecting it to appear so early desu
ADVICE HOUR YES
>>8530150
>Kissu kissu the nerd
>Because Porygons are made to explore alternate dimensions man
>Probs stole it from his mom
>Btw we got a small uh rp going on in a small Discord if you want in
>Dunno how to describe it really but like. >There's a section that's free for all sci fi
>Never thought RP'ing a prawn from D9 would be that fun
>You want in?
>The sci fi section has like... four people and goes fairly slow
..... Gladion. What's going on here.
>A podium is brought out in front of the police station.
>Mr. Gunderson swaggers out.
>A small crowd has already begun to form, mostly reporters.
"Good evening, Unova."
"When I came to this office, I had a vision of law and order for our city streets."
"A Castelia, and a Unova in time, free from the threat of riots, vigilantes, and corruption within the force."
"It has become apparent that this vision cannot come to pass, from my current vantage."
"As such, I have an announcement of grave importance..."
"I am hereby announcing my candidacy for mayor of Castelia. The silent masses weary of disruption, of protest, of radicals walking freely shall be heard, and I shall be their voice."
"Thank you, and Gods bless Unova."
>He ignored the crowd as he walks to his fancy car.
>>8529730
>His fancy car, totally repainted in Pidove.
"This is exactly what I mean!"
"This can't have been a coincidence... stupid wild Pokemon, I bet the freaks across the bay did this..."
>He storms back into the police precinct office instead, fuming.
( I checked with the Discord about plot shit this time. )
>>8530316
it not me i dont illegal leak on you car
>innocent whistl
>>8530316
Well, that's a load of shit stinkier than the one currently on his car.
>>8530262
Dear Necrozma
How do I do the gay sex? Sounds like it'd be messy.
>>8530289
>fuggin
>probably not
>maybe if i can play an edgelord cyberpunk vampire
>>8530481
I MEAN THERE ARE A LOT OF WAYS TO PLEASURE SOMEONE
READ THE BOOKS BY SIEBOLD OR WALLACE
>>8530477
Well, he publicly accused us of doing something the rest of the world will see as impossible.
Announcement aside, this was a good work night.
I kinda miss field work, though.
hello kids its me uncle gladi with your advice for today
never take wooden nickles
>>8530289
nothing
silvally N has a burrito
>doggo tackle time
>>8530563
>I know you're probably kidding but
>I asked the GM anyway
>And he said sure
>Still gotta get your number at some point tho
>Or toss you my number
>idc
>I can probably make another trash email to send a number through idgaf
>>8530641
>HIGH PITCH SHRIEKING
GLADION WHY
>>8530565
Tomorrow maybe we can get out and about?
See sights? Smell smells? Train a bit?
Work on the box fort thing?
more hot several hour old info from the discord
people are sick and tired of the eeveelutions so if you play one prepare to get disliked just because of it
you can thank the gun glaceon that never came back for this revelation the only two confirmed liked eeveelution characters is sylvie - played by bork and inazuma - played by some threadfag probably pornarina
good luck and stay safe and well report whenn more information becomes available
>>8530666
>maybe maybe
>haaaaaaa my phone got taken away
>ill see about something tho
>oh sweet jesus thats loud
are you okay
did silvally get a nip or something
>>8530687
oh shit thanks for the hot info
before you go
any dirt on skitts
>>8530697
ring ring
>>8530715
moshi moshi gladion dono
(how long is recommended lurk time before posting?)
>>8530565
The rest of the sane world you mean. I bet the kind of people that will vote for him believe that, and also believe that love between any two consenting adult sapients is wrong, that Sinnoh deserved the nuking, that vaccines cause autism and that there's a cabal of superintelligent psychics controlling the entire world from the shadows.
In short, nutjobs.
>>8530755
gladi here
i mean i started in the first thread
but maybe 3-4 days
feel free to ask questions
>>8530697
>oh fuckinf rip man
>tfw can't text the husbando randomly
>N confirmed for learning boom burst at level 24
>Broken whimper
Yes. His carapace is sharp. Help me.
>>8530755
(You could just skip lurk time altogether if you read the first pastebin, but I'd suggest maybe like... a day or two? Idk man I had no lurk time, I've been here since thread 1.)
>>8530687
( bitch that's literally not how shit works in there )
( Only things they got upset about was a. gun glaceon assuming the "no nukes pls" rule meant guns everywhere and giving the cold shoulder, and people not reading the fucking pastebin. )
>>8530755
( Ray here, it depends.You can leap right in with anonposting [preferably having read the pastebin], for avatarfagging I'd lurk for a few threads and get a feel for which groups feel like they're your speed. )
>>8530749
Yo what up it's cheezus
>>8530797
also theres a ton of groups so like lurk for a bit and check them out
still gotta have a character join sandslash and make a grunt for grunt party
i suggest anonposting or lurking for a bit before you avafag
>>8530787
>yeah seriously rip me
>id probably text you pictures of my stupid doggo anyway
>hes like having a real silvally
rip Ns nip
fated to become the fifth dave
>get doggo off the husband
>>8530832
what is this japanese bullshit
>>8530802
>cold shoulder
>glaceon
HA
>>8530802
Ray you missed bones starting the conversation of with the fact they're
>Tired of all the Eevees
>>8530848
>Do it senpai
>I text you my pets you text me your dog
>gotta 200lb hyper active Saint Bernard man, I understand how irl Silvally feels
Well... thankfully it's still intact, so I don't have to don the shades yet. What does my savior want as a reward?
>>8530755
(S.B. here, personally, a few threads to get a hang of the characters and posters should be enough)
(But then I started early and immediately by just being an anon on the pokeInternet)
>>8530917
>doggo pic trading
>way better than dick pix
how about a good old non narcoleptic cuddle sesh
wanna watch a movie
>>8530755
(don't be like me and stay in lurk hell till the end of time)
>>8530879
Yes, I'm moderately tired of having so many eevees, but I'm not gonna go and tell people what they can and can't do. I'm not a fuckin asshole.
This is exactly why I hardly ever air my opinions.
>>8530755
I got started with a shitpost and a Sylveon image somebody treated me like a Sylveon and I liked it so it went on from there