/sug/ - Steven Universe General Literally Perfect Edition

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Becky a qt!

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this show isnt particularly enjoyable

Ugh, fucking [embed] bullshit.

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Y6 is upset that the fruit is yellow.

WILL STL BE ON SWITCH????

>>8521074
whoops, wrong last thread link.

Last Thread: >>8513858

>>8521106
OÆ: the fruit is now green

>>8521118
it's "coming to consoles"
PS4 is the only confirmed console so far
cross your fingers

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This is now a Priyanka thread

>>8521149
OÆ: no it's a /sug/ thread

>>8521168
>>8521134
>OÆ
what is this meme?

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>>8521185

>>8521074
>perfect
>no Jasper on screen

>>8521246
Jascucks make it too easy.

>>8521120
Those are both the same link...

>>8521276
Actually, it's the same Pearl dressed as Link.

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>>8521039
usually, but some people are literal like that, I shit you not.

>>8521294
*sigh*... just... *sigh*

>>8521098
So much for not being worth shitposting about.

>>8521294
Mm. Mmm. Hmm.

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>>8521149
ok

https://youtu.be/DUxZBCv1S4Q

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OÆ: pearl in the beggining of the show

>>8521294
>>8521311
we got an outright pundemic on our hands

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>>8521368
OÆ: pearl now

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lapiven

>>8521383
No.

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>>8521311
OÆ:

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>>8521383
lapodd

>>8521383
is cancer

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Loli Jasper WHEN

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>>8521443
OÆ: never

>>8521443
One of the memes has to pull through eventually.

Lapis brapis

>>8521471
>maybe if we meme about every possibility in existence something will "come true" eventually

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>>8521276
>>8521294
I... hmm... I must have been looking at the other thread without thinking. Never mind then. OP is correct minus the [embed] copy

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>>8521383
canon

>>8521489
Lion looks like Steven

What does this mean?

>>8521489
Greg fucked a cat.

>>8521518
That with such a simplistic art style if you crop out defining features then characters will start to look alike.

>>8521518
it means animators are lazy

>>8521484
Your waifu is shit.

>>8521518
means that steven and liON ARE THE SAME PERSON ASDFGHJKL

>>8521482
No

>>8521518
Greg looked like Jasper when he was on the bed in Mr. Greg. Put two and two together.

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I hope you're all having a great day

>>8521543
Dude we get it you're a retard.

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>>8521512
How do you think Lapis will react if out of no where Steven gave her a kiss?

Thoughts?

https://youtu.be/GLjBoeYdFOo

>>8521552
OÆ: ok

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>>8521601
OÆ:

>>8521598
Why does she keep saying "shit"?

OÆ: i gtg celebrate my aunt bye

>>8521598
How about making show discussion about your shit waifu instead of pushing various unfunny memes to try and keep her less irrelevant?

>>8521681
Retard

>>8521552
>>8521552
I am
I'm going to shoot up my local mosque tomorrow and I can hardly wait

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>>8521552
https://youtu.be/LmQIzSF1yb0

how long is the hiatus hotties?

>>8521098
homerposter my attraction to you grows stronger every thread

>>8521688
https://youtu.be/hw9fh0xqHHc

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>>8521585
She would start gushing all over him about how happy she is he feels the same way.

>>8521730
she'd be uncomfortable, confused, and creeped out

>>8521718
Gonna kms now thanks

>>8521745
No she wouldn't Peridot.

>>8521709
I get the uncomfortable feeling that we're in for another mega-hiatus, just like last year.

>>8521718
Delet this

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this man slaps your ass what do?

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>>8521763
he's 14 and she's thousands of years old

>>8521772
Scissor kick to the balls.

>>8521766
it can't possibly be as bad as last time as long as they start up some time in june

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>>8521772

>>8521718
ugh

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>>8521718
I'd like to see something like this with peridot voice clips https://youtu.be/RrhSmL6C51w

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LET'S GET COOKING
boards.4chan.org/cock/thread/62284
boards.4chan.org/cock/thread/62284
boards.4chan.org/cock/thread/62284

>>8521790
Age is just a number.

>>8521772
Fucking eraserhead-looking nigga

I reckon Jasper goes out in the middle of the night and fusion rapes people.

>>8521074
i really hope this game has an interesting story
save the light was a bunch of nothing

>>8521790
I really wish we knew their precise ages. I still can't believe Peridot is "thousands of years old"

>>8522058
i like to believe she is literally 1000 years old,and the rest of the gems are 5000 years old

>>8522058
Peridot is mentally 14.
And by 14, I mean 14 in the same way that Steven is 14, which means she's more like 5.

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hey, remember that faggot that draws pearls and peridots and refuses to post their art anywhere but here?
yeah, neither do I...

>>8522090
correction, the gems i.e Pearl, Ruby, Sapphire fought in a war over 6000-5000 years ago. Its only amethyst that came out out late and discovered post war.

Peridot didn't really need to correct Lapis was wrong at that statement as it would of furthered Connies point, she may not be that old.

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>>8521585
that is rape and it is NOT okay

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>>8522140
I can't even remember what I had for breakfast yesterday. But all drawfags are appreciated.

>>8522090
She's not older than the war, that's for sure. Which happened, when? 5000 years ago? So she can't be older than 5000 or however long ago the war was. I'm guessing Lapis, Pearl and Ruby/Sapphire are all upwards of 10000 years. Pearl is at least 7000~, based on that comment in LOoBC

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jesus, you can park a van in that camel toe

>>8522162
Or she didn't correct her because Lapis wasn't wrong about it.
Also being barely a thousand years in still "young" in terms of gem age. But compared to humans it's ancient.

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Gems should do each other's hair

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>>8522332
what a charmingly mammalian thing to do.

>>8522226
>filename
>body text
Gooooooooood post

>>8522226
oh god
purple Puma has a package sometimes

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I've decided to make it Lauren Zuke

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>>8522530
pretty damn excellent

>>8522530
this is the power of a jasperfag
lapisfags stand down

>>8522530
Perfect.
More perfect than Amber's waifu.

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>>8522530
Very good

>>8522226

I want to draw pearl shoving her spear up that moose-knuckle...

>>8522572
>>8522575
>>8522600
>>8522603

I didn't think you'd tolerate my jokes :)

>You know, usually, when I meet a new Gem, they try and kill me and it takes me forever to become friends with them.

>>8522530
kinda hard to tell that was Lauren. Doesn't she have thick black frame glasses?

>>8522719
Oh ya, she needs glasses and some lapidirt insignia

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>>8522775
Nice

>>8522332
Lapidirts should kill themselves.

>>8522860
how about we love and tolerate them ins-- oh right, wrong general.

>>8522750
I'm trying to think of some of lapidirt to put on her shirt that would be funnier than just any random lapidirt.

>>8522811
Friends reminder that Amethyst beat Greg's bull behind the barn until it burst.

>>8522719
Thin glasses iirc

>>8522948
Maybe some quote of hers on her shirt
>beauty and tragedy
Actually that's crazy subtle but

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>>8522948
Have a picture of Genghis Khan on her shirt.

>>8522332
lapidirts should blow each other's brains out

>>8523193
That's just unrelated enough to work

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>>8523323
forgot pic

>>8523338
Glassessssss

>>8523478
maybe

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>>8523272
I used to have so much fun with exploitables.
Now I can't even be bothered to make a recursive edit. Bummer.

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Okay, how's this?

>>8523641
Beautiful.

Don't forget we have a thread in /cock/ guys
boards.4chan.org/cock/thread/62284

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Do you think Peridot will be confused when she finds Lapis's shota collection on her tablet?

>>8522701
He then proceeds to bubble her.

>>8523641
This, this is beautiful. I want that shirt

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>>8523559
Creative Lookback
every time you produce, edit or draw/color something, your brain looks back at your past actions and if it sees a definite pattern, it'll send the signal that "you already did that" and your creative process will respond to the urge to "do it differently", causing stress. It will, over time, erode your will to do what you usually do, unless you're used to it (people try to draw the same image every day so to get eased in the feeling of absolute creative bankruptcy, it marginally works as far as I know)

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I've got no fucking clue why someone would forgive the people who kept her in a mirror for 5,000 years.

>>8523722
Glad you liked it. I was scrolling through her blog for inspiration and found this: http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/150051355374 You guys might remember it.

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>>8523648
idk man. I only am in favor of bending rules that make no sense to me.

>>8523751
The thread was memeing about her, the crew and piss... then she uploaded that then. It was pretty crazy

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>>8523731
it's a blessing and a curse. It gives people a drive forward, but it hurts people who repeat what they do because they must.

>>8523740
We don't know for sure how long Pearl had Lapis in her head/hands. It may have been as little as a decade. Even so, still bullshit that's been mulled over. I bet they'll get to it eventually though

>>8523751
Wtf I'm probably slow as fuck on this one but seeing your post made me browse on Zuke's blog. She recently put a Lapidot doodle on there...UUUUUGHHH

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>>8523683
She will ask for more

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puffs out

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Is it me or does the Zuke I drew w/o glasses look like a fatter version of TJ?

>>8522187
Just a friendly little peck on the lips.

>>8523740
Because that someone is a machine literally built to serve them.

The same way you can put a dog in the trunk of your car for 2 hours and it'll be happy to see you when you let it out.

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When was your first time sex sug?

>>8523901
I would pick Zuke last in dodgeball

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>>8523683
>Lapis I have seen your collection of young humans you kept hidden on my Laptop.
>I asked online from all my followers and they all agreed I have to send you to jail.
>I heard prison treats gems like you very well!

>>8522575
Jasperfags would certainly be very large in size like Amber.

>>8523954
Like Lauren is so slim and trim.

Was Lauren always this gross looking?
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/159044380814/made-a-lil-video-for-trans-visibility-day-i-hope

>>8523975
It's evident all the stress made her obese instead of just fat

>>8523740
>implying they are forgiven
Lapis is just waiting for her chance to whisk Steven away to a magical place.

>>8523975
She was always fat, but not like this. Now she legit looks like a lump of play-dough.

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>>8523972
I mean I'm just sayin

>>8523975
I like baseball caps, bangs poking through, glasses that aren't thin, dark hair and dark eyebrows (the video makes it look darker probably)... yes she is fat, but she looks better than she has before to me

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>>8524043

>>8523975
look her like this makes me a little sad

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>>8523683
They trade shota pics all the time.

>>8524068
If there's one thing that's true about this comic, it's the memeing trump into presidency part.

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>>8523972
She's a gym rat, don't you know?

>>8523975
She's depressed and doesn't take care of herself very well.

>>8524132
Is Lauren /fitlit/?

>>8524114
Bullshit, it was destiny.

>>8524068
now where where could my pipe be?

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>>8522959

>>8524043
concise filename

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*buuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrp*
Is this fat thread?

>>8524173
>wrong.gif

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>>8523272

>>8524211
No, kill yourself.

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*hic*

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>>8524211
yes but posts Aradia

>>8524244
Get the fuck out.

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What did Buck do to get into this situation?

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>>8524229
*hurf*

>>8524281
That's not Buck that's the self insert character who was shipped with Pearl from debiantart

>>8524281
Buck would not be that happy if he didn't have his sunglasses.

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>>8523272

>>8524323
>She uses this to blackmail Garnet

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>>8524269
womk

>>8524411
>let me rape Sapphire, unless you don't want Steven to see how much of a SLUT you are

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>>8523272
I honestly can't believe it's been 9 months since this was last posted.
I'm also lucky to have gotten this edit as i deleted it and needed to get an archive to retrieve it.

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>>8524509
>But Lapis Steven is a slut.

>>8524504
so the rumors are true then? you actually survived the attempt?

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>>8523272

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>>8524634
bet on ittttttt

>>8523831
Nah, considering your entire brain is strafing you towards survival, it's a mechanism of pattern lookback, useful when having to find your way home, much more interesting as a failsafe against unintentional repetition of patterns, most likely an artifact of the spatial recognition functions that tell you if you're running in circles, against a proposed pattern vs a pattern you've already visited, and thus shouldn't repeat.
I would posit that people with poor sense of direction could have no problems of this sort.
Seeing how it's already 2:30, I'll soon start rambling about shit nobody cares about anyway

Is there any lapidotxZuke art?

If SU had a timeskip, what power-up would you want from each gem?

>>8524674
Congrats man. So did I. And yes, I want fries with that

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>>8524711
Pearl uses her lasers more, Amy turns her whip and ball shit into a giant spiked tire, Garnets power up would be her more powerful unfused.

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>Steven I want to make love to you.

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>>8524727
stout.

>>8524711
The power of useless math puzzle resolution
http://www.kongregate.com/games/Crescentyr/rullo

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>>8524765
SHAKO

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Poel

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>>8524761

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what's with the homosuck?
Did hussie finally die for real?

>>8524761
>I don't know what making love is, but I'm sure is friendly, right?

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>>8524801
poel

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>>8524773
's cool

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>>8524822

>>8524711
Pearl operates several holo pearls at once in battle

Amethyst has a horizontal spin attack complete with the black flames

Garnet coating her fists in fire and ice

Stevonnie controlling her hallucinations and forcing them into enemy minds

Peridot getting a source of liquid metal to manipulate

Lapis bloodbending

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>>8524811
>Lapis reads up a few things on sex.
>She doesn't understand it well and thinks it probably not that big of deal.
>She thinks she loves Steven so she tells him that he wants to make love to him.
>Steven is stunned and blushes while Lapis looks at him confused to why he's so shocked.

>>8524815
she looks very concerned

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Could Steven rape Lapis?

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>>8524845

>>8524907
Depends on how much water there is nearby.

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>>8524929
It's just a hand

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>>8524857
>Peridot getting a source of liquid metal to manipulate
You do know that's just metal powder suspended in a liquid, right?
http://makezine.com/2014/10/07/diy-ferrofluid/

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>>8524967

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Goodnight you fuckers
Be ready for happenings, tho

>>8525048
what did he mean by this

>>8525048
dream of lapis chugging a bottle of green juice

>>8524983
I meant mercury or gallium (which can actually turn metal glass and ceramic into a soggy mess), ferrofluid is an entirely different but awesome thing

I wonder if ferrofluid would work if you used neodymium, or if would just get ripped out of the oil?

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>>8525048
Life is full of happenings you Lazuli.

>>8524887
And she won't be subtle about it.

>>8525202
Wait
Who are MG and Kevin moms then?

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>>8524709
That would be a fascinating correlation
I have a similar habit. We must live in the same timezone then.

>>8525202
>last 3 panels
I felt as though I could do a cheer

>>8525270
Connie.
They has MG first, as a human with some Gem DNA, and then Steven gave up his gem to have Kevin.

>>8525202
What's pro beach bully's name?

>>8524907
All he has to do is tell her that her, he won't be friends with her anymore unless she has sex with him and that counts as rape.

How would a sapphire with a gem for an eye even see?

>>8525202
>Let the voice of love bring you higher
>not "Let the joy of love give you cancer"

keks not had

>>8525202
i'd fug that lars

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>>8525392
Sense of touch.

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does anyone have that pic of blue pearl celebrating her birthday with our pearl?

>>8525392
she wouldn't, unless she had an alternate gem cut

>>8525392
what if she can only see the future, not the present, so she's moving herself where she was several minutes ago

>>8525202
Why would Steven and Lapis name their son Lars?

I wonder if any of the crewniverse will post anything about the fusions that end up never being seen on the show.

>>8525202
Lapiven kid = Spike Spiegel
?????

>tfw I've had a lump under my chin for weeks now
>in the past few days it's swollen to the size of an almond

welp, I'm fucked. see you guys next life

>>8525518
Steven likes Lars, and Lapis doesn't know Lars well enough to not want her child to be named after him.

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>>8525431
this please. it was cute.

>>8525371
Jeven, Kim, Rosette, Jasper Jr., Bluth, Brook, Bicep, Strong, Buddy

>>8525371
JJ. It's short for Jasper Jr.

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Ayy ColorAnon here ready to take some coloring requests. Had a nice day today at the beach so im in the mood for coloring. You know the rules no JPG and could be your own art or other

>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv

>>8525540
It almost seems obvious in retrospect.

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>>8525637
plz

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>>8525637

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i want bloople to be free and happy!

>>8524907
Can't ever rape the willing.

>>8525392
i imagine those just scream

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Oh look it's 3AM.
I guess I'll sleep early tonight.
[trash]And so should some of you.[/trash]

>>8525524
Sugar will delete everything SU related off her computer and pretend it never existed once the show is over.

/sug/ I just found out that scientists invented diamond glass in 2015

actually named Q-carbon it's it's like diamond but with no crystal structure. it's magnetic, glows when exposed to light or heat, conducts electricity and is possibly harder than real diamond. I love it already.

also, phosphorus can form a graphite-like form called black phosphorus that could be used to make super-thin semiconductors more easily that graphene

>>8525847
minors are by definition incapable of consent.

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>>8525928
so an amorphous kind of carbon with metal-like properties?

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OÆ: i'm back

>>8525993
actually, I think normal diamond conducts electricity too, or maybe it's just heat.

but yeah, amorphous metallic diamond

also, now I'm learning that you can make graphene-like materials out of all carbon's descendants, but they take different shapes. silicene for example can't stay flat. It's like crumpled up silicon foil

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What if Jasper told you she was pregnant with your baby?

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>>8525431

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So we can all agree she is the best gem, right?

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OÆ:who 'ere remembers me?

>>8525637
>>8525083

>>8526095
>>8526098
the blue one

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>>8526092
>>8526098

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>>8525912

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>>8526058
> silicene for example can't stay flat
Okay, I have little knowledge about the physics of solids but that sounds eerily like a Jahn-Teller effect or weakened stability of hybrid orbitals due to greater S-P-gaps

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>>8526143
for some reason I like those two versions so much more than the original

>>8526092
Rape her

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>>8526234

>>8526092
Tell her just because you're lactating doesn't mean you're pregnant. And then >>8526234

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>>8526098
>not bloople
nibba

>>8526178
I honestly dont know enough to understand what you just said , but isn't it something to do with how silicon bonds have to be more widely spaced than carbon bonds?

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>>8524711
>no amazing villains ever
>no timeskip ever

Amethyst would reach her full potential as a Quartz soldier to rival even Jasper, and would fight almost exclusively with clever shapeshifting and her flaming whips.

Garnet would be able to use both fire, ice, and electricity, and would hone her future vision to be almost perfect. The bond of Rupphire would be even more unbreakable.

Peridot would be literally Magneto, would be capable of creating metal wings, and would create an improved set of limb enhancers.

Lapis would master both bloodbending and plantbending, and would be able to summon water vapor with ease. She would devise a variety of defensive moves to make her become less of a helpless glass cannon.

Jasper would be a werecorruption and would learn to turn into a dog on command. She would also learn how to not spread her fusion AIDS when fusing.

Pearl would continue to be a pathetic cuck.

I'll leave Steven to the show.

>>8521074
>Connie is a tank
Shouldn't she be a glass cannon?

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>>8526098
*uuuuurrrrrrp*

>>8526399
You know, people forget that both amethyst and sugilite have highly elastic holo-flesh. They could probably use Gear 3rd

>>8525931
And?

I can't believe Deedee is 41.

>>8526474
pleasedonthaveapenispleasedonthaveapenispleasedonthaveapenispleasedonthaveapenis

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>>8526327
>>8526350


I care, but if you're the same anon from earlier you should go to sleep.

Not only more widely spaced (which would just increase bond length) but more angular. Just look at the pnictogens for example:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pnictogen_hydride
Essentially, a bond that involves atomic p-orbitals (which are by themselves arranged in right angles) needs to be mixed with atomic s-orbitals to create bonds that are not right-angled.
However, as elements get heavier the difference in energy between those two kinds of orbitals increases. In other words, heavier atoms make less flexible bonds and are hence take on odd, angular shapes.

>>8526487
"willing" does not apply.

>>8526533
It's fine just don't tell Garnet.

>>8526496
Ew, what are you gay or something?

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>>8526496
Don't get in the way of the one cartoon character with a decent chance of being an honest to god futa.

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>>8526572

OÆ: wat.

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>>8526453
>Get morbidly obese
>Still no tits

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>>8526568
We already know.

>>8526694
>ywn have fantasy incest sex with your wife dressed up as your daughter

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>>8526694

OÆ:

>>8526512
sorry, that nobody cares was meant for >>8526118 but I deleted the link by accident. p-shells are the ones that have 2-wavelength electrons right? makes sense that they can only form right angles, but how does having s-shell change that?

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I get why they made Alexandrite fight Malachite, but this would've been so great to see. Sugilite needs a redemption moment, preferably with an accompanying rap verse from Nicki.

>>8526604
>>8526755
Stop forcing whatever it is you are forcing.

>>8526754
I can't even imagine finding a wife like that.

>>8526832

OÆ: what am i forcing?

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>>8526777
it's a physical picture arising from VSEPR theory.
Sadly I'm too tired to sum it up better than wikipedia:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orbital_hybridisation

And with that, I'm out for tonight.

>>8526840
>ywn dress up as your son and have fantasy incest sex with your wife?

>>8526861
thanks. night anon

>>8526861
well okay, it does not HAVE to be seen in the context of VSEPR, but... oh bugger it.
Goodnight

>>8521185
Whatever it is it's as forced as fedex yellow pearl.

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i hope poil's va had a good bday

>>8526902

OÆ: WHAT AM I FORCING

>>8526912
Is that cropped?

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loser

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>>8526694

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bloople is best gem

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>>8521098
I don't understand the significance of this homer meme. What's the deal with it?

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Pearl is best gem

>>8527117
I disagree.

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>>8527117
true

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>>8527148
i disagree

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>>8527117
you left out the "blue"

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>>8527178

>>8527117
*worst gem