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>>8518162
BORK
>>8517846
I was unsure about it
But he kept asking and pushing, and I agreed.
And while he acts nice, I think he hides things from me sometimes. I don't have any proof, but the feeling is there.
>>8518162
C!
>>8518162
scizor
>>8518124
stop that at least don't do it so loudly
>>8518162
Oh! Volcarona!
Someone should come challenge the Alola league, being champ is boring with no challengers!
>>8518162
Bork! Bork!
>>8518162
Sylveon!
>>8518182
So uuh...
Did the wish work?
>>8518162
worms, they tasty and better than spaghettis in dirt
>>8518157
Moon??? But it a day out???
I know you not a chickenchan, i cri every tim i rememeber her
A great human. dead too soon. I supect the meowths eat her just a saying
>>8518162
Azoth!
>>8518179
Would you want someone to come get you out of there?
I have a fairly strong friend who could get you out.
>>8518162
Me sometimes!!
Friend Silvally sometimes!!
Also friend Azoth sometimes!!
>>8518157
Moon!!
Moon with funny hat!!
Kinda weird sometimes!!
Obsess a lot over new friend Gladion!!
Leave after a new Gladion show up!!
Left Anomalesia behind...
Think because not strong enough?
>>8518162
Crustle is pretty neat.
>>8518179
maybe talk to him, don't be scared of asking, it's important for a healthy relationship, or in your case friendship
if he gets mad at you for it, there is some other motives for that
i hope all goes well for you
>>8518196
Hahaha. Yeah. It was the Meowths.
>Gladitto nudges a nail studded bat back under his bed
Is your head a french fry
I like fry
When I hold a fresh fry my ear hole i can hear the potatocean
>>8518227
I talked with him before about going our own ways, and he said he'd hurt himself and other stuff if I did. I didn't want that to happen, so I decided to stay with him.
>>8518201
I'm not sure.
I don't want him to do anything...
>>8518162
You already posted it in the OP. Good job.
>>8517952
...I's has a feeling of inescapable dread. Bambino.
>>8518162
I like Pheromosa
>>8518151
>Moon takes his hand and gives it a light shake
Nice to meet you John, what region do you call home then?
>>8518190
Sun is alive?! This can't be right I specifically remember you dying...
>>8518216
Something very strange is going on because I'm sure I never obsessed over Gladion
>>8518305
>and he said he'd hurt himself and other stuff if I did.
That's definitely manipulative behavior. You should get out of there. Before he gets strong enough to turn the tables and hurt you
>>8518304
My entire being is potato based, except for my blood, which is ketchup. French fry hair, potato body...
If you find the special fry it'll lead you to potatolantis.
>>8518333
Oh shit oh fuck it's a god damned zombie.
>Gladion-ditto starts stuffing random things into his chest
I killed this bitch once, I don't think she'll be happy to see me.
>>8518333
Yes? I think you're from the alternate world! The one the new Necrozma came from! You died in this one, sorry!
Um.... Can I know how I died there?
>>8518305
This is a red flag. Get out dude!
>>8518187
>Frankie: laugh, go forth for bagels.
Alright, anything particular you'd like to pick up while we're out for the house?
>>8518305
>Vapey: circle
Um
Thats bad
Really really bad
My Trainers sister used to do that
She, uh, tried to kill him
>>8518195
Let's see
>Checking to see if anybody else is around again and once sure they were alone she sits down in a way that exposes herself to Zorro she then closes her eyes for a moment before opening them to see that things had indeed changed with just a thought
Seems it did!
>>8518333
BGAWK
WHY HAVE YOU FOLLOWED ME
>>8518165
Bork!
>>8518194
Bork!! Bork!!
>>8518199
>Sad hyena sounds
Hello?
Yes?
You not like Anomalesia?
Or friend Silvally?
>>8518333
Good!!
Better than my Moon!!
Obsess over friend Gladion bad!!
Cause bad things!!
Yell at Null for not being good enough...
Say have to impress Gladion...
Say have to win over Gladion before someone else....
Friend Gladion married now!!
Married to best friend N!!
>>8518444
Bork!!
Bork!!
Hello!
Yes!!
Good morning!!
>>8518305
that's awful, that's really maniipulative
>angry jiggling
calm down lucky
yeah, even my pokemon are angry at that
be careful around him, is he tries to hurt you either run or fight back
>>8518456
>pet doggo
Anomalesia is also good.
>>8518305
...Breaking his knees may actually be unironically the right answer for once.
>>8518319
>Sit on his head
>Toot toot
>>8518411
well maybe a cake, or any other sweet i'm fine with
>>8518333
I come from Orre, I used to live in Pyrite Town up until a few months ago when I managed to save up enough money to leave.
I've just been traveling around the different regions since then, stopping in one for a while before moving onto the next.
It's been an interesting time, if a little chaotic.
>John laughs awkwardly
So...what about you, what have you been doing recently?
>>8518427
Whoa! so does this still make you a girl?
>>8518507
>Divebomb into the lake
>kaw kaw
>>8518406
Alternate world?
>She looks up at the Lunala
So you ended up sending us to another Universe then. But yeah Sun as for how you died you and Gladion were never really on good terms and after a very heated argument he ended up killing you
>>8518456
That's good to hear that Gladion found somebody even if he's not the one I knew.
>>8518444
So this is where you ran off to Necrozma I wondered why I couldn't find you.
>>8518370
This Universes Gladion killed me - I mean Moon? Is it like opposite land over here?
>>8518537
That sounds pretty cool, as for me other than defending my champion title I had been tracking down the rogue Ultra Beasts
>>8518584
Aw what? What the heck, I thought we were friends! Guess I'll just uninvite him to any future parties...
>>8518524
>Frankie: Get bagels plus salmon and a feweclairs
>Rolling for any Complications...
>>8518584
>gladion killed sun
Whoa. Never thought he had it in him.
>>8518542
Well I'm still a girl at heart and...
>she's silent for a moment and things down there return to 'normal'
I can change back so I guess so?
>>8518456
GOOD MORNING
HOW ARE YOU DOGGO #2
>>8518584
YES
UNIVERSE-B SUCKED SO I CAME HERE
TO UNIVERSE-A
>>8518620
I CAN CONFIRM
IT WAS VERY CURLING IRON-Y
WAIT I THINK IT WAS A BAT ACTUALLY
>>8518584
>Girly shrieking
Yep, uh, yeah. That's me. Gladion. Yes. It's me, Gladion. I both love and hate curling irons with a passion and have more than a mild obsession with popcorn.
Yandere bitches get stitches bro.
>>8518361
>>8518410
>>8518463
>>8518411
But where do I go?
I'm living at his house.
And what if he actually hurts himself?
>>8518499
I shattered his hips already.
What purpose would that serve?
>>8518686
Sounds like he needs to hurt himself. He's just using you.
>>8518584
Alternate friend Gladion???
What is like??
Friend Gladion sleeps a lot!
Don't think is healthy!!
Drools in sleep too!
>>8518642
Am okay!!
Eat poptarts!!
Leave poptarts on friend N's chest!!
Maybe he eat them when he wakes up!!
Worry about friend N!
>>8518686
answer me this
do you feel comfortable with that?
well for now if he ask him why he will hurt other and himself because of that
and becareful if he gets agressive towards you
>>8518584
Right.
I'd offer to help you with that but I'm probably not the best man for the job.
Especially considering you're a champion, that's pretty impressive.
I think it's about time to go back to my hotel and pack, I was only out here for one last walk around before I leave.
Do you need help getting back to a town?
>Wakes up with a yawn and a stretch after stepping out of alleyway box.
> Looking back at the box, it realized that it was quite worn down and might be a bit inadequate if it rained.
>With another small sigh the Leafeon trudged into the town, searching for better quality boxes.
>↑↑↓↓←→←→BA
>>8518804
>ignores that ugly looks
>keeps folowing frankie
>>8518854
>( Do you have a Region in mind or group you'd prefer to run into? )
Who /dragontamer/ here?
>>8518804
>Frankie: sigh.
>>8518889
Ignore 'em, they're being assholes.
>Bagels: Get!
Oh, and an eclair for my friend here.
>Vapey paces around.
I got your back Adri
Dont worry
These judgy jerks can heck off, they don't know the real you
>>8518642
Awwww.... So you mean we aren't actually friends? I'm the only one that thought we were friends? Maaan. That sucks!
>>8518635
.... awww. Am I going to have to worry about a curling iron here too?
>>8518637
Well that is pretty cool!
>lewd possibility thoughts
Just a reminder that
>roll to smash skitts dick with a hammer
>>8518904
I tamed a couple dragons.
>>8518904
Sadly not, though if you're up for a chat I'd love to hear about your experiences.
Heck, I know a radio station that might be interested, too.
>>8518740
Using me for sex?
I don't like hurting people.
And he might hurt himself if I leave.
Doesn't that make it my fault?
>>8518810
I've asked him about it before, and he immediately asked me if I was leaving. Which led to, well, you know, more threats.
>>8518987
How many fairies have you slain?
>Hunt for box continues.
>Bigger preferrably
>>8518899
>(Not at all)
>>8518993
Absolutely not your fault. Those are HIS decisions.
>>8518946
You might!
>>8518904
Well. I suppose I can be considered a dragon tamer.
>shiny is sitting on Frankies PC again playing shitty games
>'Boink' noise and a few moments later shiny shuts down the PC
>>8518993
Are you my mom?
>>8519004
Not enough. How about you?
>>8518942
>adri calmly smiles
i'm used to it, bisharps aren't usually friendly
so that comes, that comes as no surprise that people get all defensive
but thanks for the support
>>8519011
>( I ask because I have characters right now in Sinnoh, Unova, and Kalos. )
>( Sinnoh guy is an old ex-cop, Unovadude is a radio DJ by day and neck deep in Thread Lore, and Kalos man is the trainer at the Haus of Eeveelutions )
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>>8519062
newfag
>>8519072
>implying
▲
▲ ▲
>>8519055
>Frankie: pat Adri on the shoulder.
They'll get over it.
It might take a little while for people to look past the stereotype, but I'm confident that they will.
>Back to the house, food in hand!
>>8519021
Awwww.... I don't wanna have to hurt Gladion, I still think he's cool!
..... and I heard his husband is scary.
>>8518993
oh... that's pretty bad, it isn't your fault
well does he always threatens you like that
well, i hope you stay safe
because if i was able to get there i would help you
>>8519111
⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆ get it uppp ⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆⬆
>>8519111
If you somehow manage to get N angry, which you reeeally have to be trying to do, he's got a death-glare about two steps from having a Legendary stare into your soul.
Most of the time, though, he's pretty nice to hang around.
>>8518993
If you need a place to bail out to, I've got Unovan and Kalosian contacts.
I know a guy in Sinnoh, too, but I'm not sure if he's comfortable getting involved in company business right now.
>>8518880
Am worry about friends...
Friend N eat little sleep little...
Friend Gladion eat more sleep all the time...
Don't want to lose friends!
Can help??
>Skeleghost is currently lounging inn A bedroom with a half eaten Cake
>as in a whole Cake not a single slice
>>8519091
newfag confirmed
>(Unova sounds fine since thread lore)
>>8519044
C-can you not find your mom either?
>>8519103
yeah, but if they don't it will be okay
i'm used to it
at least i hope they don't throw rocks at me
like it was in my old home when i was just a pawniard
>>8519196
Holy heck!
Are you also lost too?!
>>8519021
Well...I just snuck out of his house, with my stuff.
Not sure where to go, but I'm running.
>>8519044
I don't think so.
What's your name?
>>8519143
He always does it when I want to leave.
>>8519170
I'm in Johto. Can you help me there?
>>8519116
I don't really "tame" Pokemon per se, however, I possess legal ownership of Zekrom and a Silvally. Outside of that I know plenty of dragon Pokemon who would be willing to join my team, should the need arise. So... If you consider my friends "tamed" by me I would say.... 100?
>>8519196
>>8519220
Hello.
Do you two require assistance?
>>8519220
Uhm, I know where I am.
Which is here.
But I don't know where my mom is.
I'm worried.
She been gone for a while now.
>>8519116
Yeah Fairy pokemon think they are soooo cute. dragons are the raddest.
>>8519241
Are you my mommy?
>>8519170
..... How mad do you think he would be over stabbing or chainsaw-ing his husband?
>>8519191
>An odd bird bounces by.
>A policeman on the corner gives it a look, but doesn't do anything.
Hi! Hi!
You look lost? Can I help?
>>8519241
Mommy told me to not talk with strangers.
But do you maybe know where she could be?
>>8519237
That's quite a bit.
But do you live amongst them? Play with them? I've heard about you in the news before. I like your rubik's cube.
(so little art of dragon tamers)
>>8519260
Enough so you'd certainly die a slow and painful death.
>>8519247
Are you sure about that, sport?
>>8519258
Negative.
I am a Porygon. Your mother is/was a Marowak.
Where did you last see her?
>>8519280
I may be able to help you two find your mothers.
Where did you last see her?
>>8519231
wait, so you never leave the house?
what about your family aren't they worried about you?
>loud jungling
what is wrong lucky, i know i should do something, but i can't go all the way to johto
i'm trying to give her advice though
>>8519295
Yes? I've spent most of my life living among Pokemon. Can you talk to dragons as fluently as you would a human being?
>>8519320
O-our house cave in the mountains of Kanto.
Six months ago.
>>8519116
>>8519247
>>8519004
Fairies are the raddest, just look at Rad Dad
>>8519307
Aw.... I really hope this Gladion doesn't secretly want to kill me. I guess I'll just hide in Ultra Space if that happens!
>>8519266
>They blinked at the strange bird before replying.
I'm not lost, but...
>They looked over the bird once more before deciding to ask.
Do you know where I could find some really big boxes?
>>8519368
Naaah. the only person I know he wants to kill is Ghetsis, and let's be honest: half the people I know plus half of Unova wants to kill Ghetsis.
>>8519384
Big boxes?
Hmm...
I know!
The radio tower! It's east from here, east!
There's always boxes there!
Follow me!
How long does it take a restaurant to make chocolate mousse?!
>>8518162
I think Unit One may be a bug type, based on its design, so..
Unit One.
>>8519387
Hello!!
Yes!!
What's a Ghetsis?
>>8519414
ASSUMPTION: CORRECT
I AM A BUG TYPE
>>8519337
It's his house.
He asked me to live there a few months ago. Not sure where my parents are.
Does anyone have somewhere I could stay in Johto?
>>8519354
I see.
Could you take me there? I can help search the surrounding area.
>>8519174
I'm not sure how to help really, I don't know N very well and this Universes Gladion seems to be willing to murder Moon so I should probably avoid him haha
>>8519442
That... doesn't line up, unless Gladion learned Teleport when I wasn't looking.
It could have been a Ditto, though.
>>8519417
Ghetsis is N's shitty stepdad, and now Gladion's shitty stepdad since he got together with Lusamine. His idea of fun is kicking Lillipups and hitting small children with a bullwhip, which is part of why he's not welcome here at all.
>>8519428
I uh.
I'm not there anymore.
After 5 moons I just started walking, looking for her.
I don't know where I am right now, I'm near a big city but I don't know the name.
>>8519258
Do you want to look for our moms together?
Maybe we'l find her together.
>>8519422
That depends, can you keep a secret and do you mind hanging out with Grunts?
>>8519399
>Colorful birb was quite excitable. The Leafeon took a small mental note of that before following along.
>They would follow at a leisurely pace, looking around at the surroundings as the two headed for their destination.
>>8519421
Ah, cool.
So.. is there anything you would like to do?
I noticed you were looking at some rocks before. Maybe a trip though the old mines?
>>8519475
Why would a Ditto be impersonating Gladion, how curious.
>>8519442
>>8519475
Uh... Yes. Definitely Gladion's doing. I am Gladion, don't touch my husband or I'll curling iron you.
>>8519340
I still don't grasp the language but there is a mutual understanding
>>8519422
sorry i'm in unova
but if i was there i would go there to help
and lucky is angry with your friend too
>angry jungling
>>8519507
>pet goo production plant
>>8519497
I consider myself trustworthy.
And grunts?
Not sure what you mean, but I guess.
>>8519555
Thanks anyways.
You've helped a lot.
>>8518954
Yeah I suppose it is
>She stands up and starts walking towards the living room allowing a trailing ribbon lightly caress Zorro's face
Maybe we can try it out later
>>8519442
Oh....
Thank anyway!
Friend Gladion...
Kill Moon???
>>8519475
Oh!
Yes!!
Protect friends from Ghetsis!!
Ghetsis bad!!
Ghetsis hurt friends!!
Yes!!
Protect friends!!
>>8519485
Very well.
I will attempt to find you so I can help you and the other Cubone.
Stay safe for now.
>Porygon emerges from a computer and attempts to find the Cubones
>>8519621
Unless this guy is a trickster Ditto impersonating Gladion that's what I was told!
>>8519591
huh? Oh yeah we totally should!
What do you want to do right now?
>>8519516
When I talked to him he had said he was in it for the sex and free food. Apparently he makes a habit of impersonating famous trainers widely considered gay and seducing their female fans.
... nevermind the fact that Gladion isn't gay.
>>8519549
I see. Becoming a Pokeglot is fairly difficult, but I'm sure you'll get it down.
>>8519631
Okay.
>Kicks a few pebbles.
>>8519507
OKAY
WHAT WERE THE MINES SEARCHING FOR
GOLD?
>>8519700
>pet lewdbot
>>8519560
>Wak wags: activated
hello again.
>>8519700
Anything of value, mostly gems.
There was a small amount of gold in there as well. The entrances are down by my old shack and junkyard.
>>8519727
Hey, Gladion himself said it was fine, so I'm a fry until he tells me stop being a fry. Besides, this version of Gladion isn't your friend anyway, last I checked.
>>8519662
>Porygon makes a second attempt at finding the Cubones
Hello?
>>8519582
i'm glad that i was of help to you, i don't think i have your name
>>8519780
>Sees a coloured internet duck floating by.
Hi.
>>8519499
>The place was a maze of concrete and steel, the cheerful bird winding through the city until the small of sea salt stung at the Leafeon.
>Finally, though, they arrived at a building with a large antenna by it and rows of planters flanking the entrance.
>True enough, there was a stack of boxes and crates around the back, right by a door.
Here! Here!
Right where I remembered!
Does this help?
>>8519773
I suppose you are right, I'm still getting used to the whole alternate universe thing so I guess keep doing what you're doing then.
>>8519582
Alright, the place is out in the mountains. If you hang out by Route 45 south of Blackthorn, me and the rest of the crew can pick you up.
>>8519810
Hello there.
Is the other Cubone nearby?
>>8519853
(I have to leave for now but if I'm doing anything wrong tell me and I'll try to adjust. Not too familiar with roleplay so I just kinda jumped in if that's alright)
>>8519793
I had a name, but I don't want to use it anymore.
>>8519878
I think I know where that is.
Guess I'll head there.
>>8519888
I hope so.
But I haven't seen him yet.
I keep losing people...
>>8519636
Well I have been training hard and we did that mission yesterday so I think a bit of relaxation today is in order. I'm gonna try and find a movie to watch on the TV if you want to join me
>>8519929
Yeah okay! that does sounds pretty relaxing.
(Hey, Skitts here, I probably won't be roleplaying for the rest of the day, my anxiety is kinda fucking me up something fierce. Just.... HMU if you need anything or want to chat or some shit. )
>>8519898
well, that's fine i won't ask anymore, but well good luck for you
please don't get hurt
>>8519903
Do not worry.
Together, we will find both the other Cubone and your mothers.
First we will find the other Cubone, follow me.
>Porygon starts searching for the other Cubone, making sure not to go too far away from the one he's currently with
>>8519892
(theres at least two people who dont really like how youre playing moon i wonder if theyll tell you themselves)
>>8519829
>Any skepticism the Leafeon had was dispelled at the sight of the many boxes.
Oh! I can't thank you enough!
>They would bound over to some of the boxes, their necklace with the purple orb bouncing as they moved along.
>The Pokemon would stack about four cardboard boxes inside of each other before putting them on its head.
>Looking over to the Archen, they started
Er, is it actually okay for me to take these...?
>>8519987
>tags behind the weird duck.
So why you want to help me?
>looks suspicious to the duck.
>>8519993
(no there isnt fuck off)
>>8519994
Of course! Of course!
The boxes go off to... Um... I think it's re-cycling?
I should ask human friend later...
He won't mind either, though. I can talk to him about it.
>>8519957
>She hops up on the couch before grabbing the remote with one of her ribbons and switches the TV on
What kind of movies do you like, I don't think I've ever asked.
>>8520013
I...needed a purpose.
Before, my purpose was to gather data, but I have not heard from my superior for quite a while now.
So I decided to start helping where I can.
It is fulfilling.
...I cannot see the other Cubone, this is troubling.
>>8519898
I think I'm near route 45.
Not sure.
But I'll wait.
>>8519979
Thanks.
I'll try to be careful.
>>8520087
The ones with action and explosions. what about you?
>>8520031
>One of the Trainers manning the station walks out back.
>>8520051
Hey, Ruffles. You been careful out here?
You know the local cops have been a little less than reasonable lately...
>>8519994
Hello?
>>8520031
>They would have turned their head quickly to see the person. Their expression of unnerve might have been hidden by the box on their head.
>>8520051
O-oh, I see.
>The Pokemon made the assumption that the Archen was friends with this person and relaxed a bit.
>>8520178
>The Pokemon would give an acknowledging nod to the human and a slight raise of a paw.
>The person seemed friendly enough...
>>8520160
I like science fiction but action is nice too
>She flips through the channels until coming upon a movie based on the actions of a well known detective during the most recent Unovan civil war
>Satisfied the pair would enjoy this movie she sets the remote down and snuggles up to Zorro
>>8520126
Alright.
That sounds nice.
But that other cubone.
I hope he's safe.
So what are we going to do.
I've no idea what to do myself, I just walk around hoping I'l find her.
>>8520243
>pulls sylvie closer
This one looks good!
>>8520031
>A Magnezone is floating around in the field of view
>Doesn't seem to have seen Recon Grunt yet
>>8520235
Hey there little guy.
You doing okay?
>>8520245
(Sorry, irl is getting in the way.)
So do I.
I do not know what to do, we could continue searching for the other Cubone, or I could help you find somewhere to stay for the night.
I need some time to process things.
>>8520386
>Bird: see coffee, look for bagels or other bakery product near the sneak
Yes hi I is robbin
Robbin your pastry jk (no jk)
>>8520464
(Ah that's no problem, kinda jumped in to see if the other cubone poster was up for some rp)
C-could we do the last one now?
I haven't slept in a cave for so long now.
>Wobbles a bit on his feet, visibly exhausted.
>>8520494
>Reconnaissance Grunt stares at his translator
Oh you're hungry
>retrieve a poffin from satchel and give it to the birb
Here you go little guy
>>8519485
I don't know you!
And I don't remember what she looked like!
>>8520527
>birb: nom that mf Poffin
YES
FRESH IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN FLOOR BAGGEL
THIS GOOD AS LUNCH VISIT WITH ROCK BIRD FRIEND
>>8520348
>With matted and unkempt fur, the Pokemon nodded its head with a slight smile.
>The boxes that were on its head moved along with its nod.
>It looked over to the Archen in hopes that they might help the awkwardness of this situation.
>>8520550
B-but, we could cover more ground.
Its been so long...
I want to see her again.
>>8520555
Shh I know poffins are good but be quiet I'm trying to be sneaky.
>>8520619
>>8520568
>Ruffles calms down a bit.
>General disheveled nature: noted.
Are you lost, friend?
Maybe human friend John can help you get un-lost?
Right? Right?
>the Archen turned to the Trainer expectantly.
>>8520645
Five million P fine for being a nerd.
>>8520668
Eight million P fine for ordering chocolate mousse.
>>8520665
>John looks over and nods.
Good call. Start up some hot water, Ruffles, and find a brush.
>>8520568
Alright, little guy. Can I bring you inside? I'm not gonna hurt ya, I just want to get you cleaned up and see if you've got a Trainer, okay?
>He extends a hand.
>[Accept offer Y/N?]
>>8520706
9 million P for not liking chocolate mousse.
>>8520619
Thank for the not baggel, mister!
>>8520665
>>8520568
Wait rock bird has new friend???
I hope he not give baggels instead of me
>>8520741
5 P for being a dork
>>8520741
10 billion P fine for thinking about wearing nipple tassels.
>>8520776
20 billion P for snooping on my conversations with Diamond.
>>8520772
10 P for being rude
>>8520665
>>8520736
>It almost flinched at the hand being extended.
>It looked over to the Archen's calmed nature and decides to accept this offer, although it would take the boxes inside, if it could.
>>8520568
>The Magnezone comes closer
>Between the buzzing and clicking noises he seems to be greeting you before floating back into the building
>>8520813
50 billion P for not snooping in on conversations.
(Just wanted the recon grunt to know I'm not going to step in and attack him or anything since he seems to have stopped posting.)
>>8520857
100 billion P for making sexbots!
>>8520931
500 billion P for not making sexbots.
And an extra 1 billion P for the silly haircut.
Can I add an extra 5 P for the eventual rebuttal about my hair?
>>8520834
>There was a sad look of understanding on John's face as the Leafeon flinched.
You can stay in the box, if that'll help you feel more comfortable, little guy.
>He carefully picked up the box, with the Leafeon in it, and carried them in.
>The inside of the station smells faintly of ozone and coffee and fresh bread, and is kept clean. A Berry bush sits in a pot by a window, with a wire mesh over it.
>Finally, he sets the box down in a comfortable-looking common room, with inexpensive but cozy furniture.
Stick around this room for a bit, okay? Ruffles can keep you company if you'd like.
>>8520956
1 trillion for working for team Plasma, adding an extra 2 trillion if you counter "not working for Team Plasma".
2 Billion extra for actually spending time on your hair.
>>8520956
Which type is the smartest type? I know it's fire type but i just want a human confirmation.
>>8520834
>The Archen follows, a little less bubbly but still cheerful.
Don't worry, we'll get you some food and a clean-up and home in no time!
>Ruffles pauses.
Umm... do you want to go home?
>>8521017
75 trillion for not getting laid with Diamond already.
>>8521049
Intelligence is something that's gained through learning, not given to a certain type. I will admit psychic, fire and bug types are all very smart.
>>8521049
Not fire type.
>>8521088
but dad
steel types
>>8521088
100 trillion for presuming Diamond wants to fuck me!
>>8521101
That's a given.
>>8521109
200 trillion for presuming he doesn't.
>>8521109
>>8521139
>Sips tea.
>>8521088
They all are? what about Rock types? they don't seem too intelligent.
>>8521097
Yes they are.
>>8520264
>two of Sylvies ribbons are coiled lightly around Zorro's body and when a scene of the brave detective and his group get hit by a flash cannon attack comes up she squeezes Zorro tightly and leans into him
Did you just see that, I wonder if that's how he lost his leg?
>>8521139
300 trillion for taking what's probably just dirty humor seriously!
>>8521144
>screams internally
H-hey Diamond! About time your lazy butt got up!
>>8520852
>They gave acknowledging nod before looking back to the other two
>>8520958
>The verdant pokemon was slightly unnerved by the box being picked up, but they calmed themselves quickly.
>The Leafeon would do as it was told and stay in this room, taking in the surroundings. If there was a couch, it might gaze at it longingly for just a moment.
>>8521067
>After a bit of looking around, they'd answer.
Well...my home was a bit worn down, but I have a new one now.
>The Leafeon would cheerfully tap the box that was in quite good condition.
>>8521209
Did your mousse come yet?
>>8521192
>jumps a bit
whoa! Yeah! that was a pretty nasty attack.
Oooo, hello, everyone!
>>8521321
hi!
>>8521321
Hiiii who are you?
My name is Valencia. What's yours?
>>8521238
>Ruffles sees the glance at the couch.
You can hop onto the couch if you want.
>He clambers onto the back of a chair to perch.
Wait... the box? That's home?
Um... I think I need to talk with friend John.
Maybe you could stay here if you want?
>>8521396
Valencia is a cool name.
Mine's Fynx. pleasure to make your acquaintance!
>>8521411
(e: ignore filename that was a misclick. At least I got the right character's image, so Discord doesn't need to #drink )
>>8521262
Noooo. I'm totally fining them when it does!
Hey... What'd you get?
>>8521396
Thats a pretty name, I'm Inazuma!
>>8521429
Oooo.
Ummm...Tu parles Kaloҫais? Errr...sorry, I don't speak it that well.
>>8521446
Just a salad.
...Have we been waiting a whole day?
>>8521464
Thanks. Errr...I'm only descended from Kantonese.
>>8521238
>A couch is there, indeed
>A different human walks in
Hello, it seems that Ruffles made another friend
>>8521493
Quelle langue parlez-vous alors? Je peux le savoir.
>>8521510
>Pearl thumps his head on the table and groans
Yeeeeees. Kalos is officially the worst region. Maybe second to Unova.
>>8521321
hello
>>8521396
valencia is a cute name
>>8521411
>The questions gave the Leafeon pause for a brief moment. It blinked at the Archen before starting with a cheery disposition.
Its not that bad so long as it doesn't rain much... and the alley is small. but cozy.
>The second question caused the pokemon to take on a slightly pained smile as they gave an awkward laugh
I'd probably just be a burden, haha...
>>8521540
Oh wow, you're really from Kalos? That's so cool! I thought I was going to be stupid for assuming you were. Ummm...yeah, I'm sorry. I don't really speak Kalosian, I was born and bred in Unova. My family immigrated from Kanto ages ago, and by the time I came about, we pretty much got used to speaking English already. I am sorry if I offended you. *bows* Oh! I guess there is still something of the old country left in me.
>>8521548
Hm.
...You wanna burn the place down?
>>8521643
Hey, we have to beat the gym first. Celebration bonfire when we win?
>>8521639
Yeah i live in Kalos. I speak english pretty well too though. My trainer is actually Unovan.
>>8521700
Ooo~ Have you been to Alola? Errr...just asking. *blush*
>>8521626
>John comes back with an odd-looking Berry and a brush, as well as what appeared to be a modified Pokedex.
Alright. I got you a snack, and I'm going to see if you're registered with a Trainer, okay?
>He hands over the Berry, its shape oddly reminiscient of a star, and taps at the Pokedex.
>( Attempting to pull Trainer data - you choose if there's anything to find or not. )
Oh, and don't worry about being a burden. This is what we do here.
>>8521669
Sure. Let's do that gym thing now?
>Roll for if their food actually arrives.
>>8521643
>>8521669
>Cross-internet glare
>>8521759
hehe... Nope! Never left Kalos. Alola is definitely on the top of my list to go to one day though. Is that where you are right now?
>>8521643
>>8521669
That's my schtik.
>>8521829
I wish. I'd love me some of those... Oh, sorry, I got carried away. No, I live on the mainland, out in the country.
>>8521794
Hey wait. That's the food, finally!
>Eat the mousse
>>8521804
... Hey Dia, ever feel a random chill down your back?
>>8521837
Wellllll if you wanna join in on our challenge go ahead, come tag along. We aren't waiting for you though!
>>8521864
You like it out there? Do you have a trainer or are you wild?
>>8521783
>It was surprised that the person picked up on what it was saying.
>Looking over to the berry, the Leafeon grabbed
it with its mouth and lightly nibbled on it as the man fiddled with the dex.
>There shouldn't be any data of a registered trainer at this point in time.
>>8520606
She's gone for good. It'll make no difference.
>>8521519
Kantonese? whats that?
It's nice. Actually, that's a difficult question to answer. I guess I have a trainer, but he just lets me do whatever I want? I live in a nice house with all the nice human things I could want, and I can just go and get whatever else I want whenever I want. Who knows where my pokeball is. He could've recycled it for all I know. I can walk about the city and no one even thinks twice about it. Some pokemon think it's strange, but I love my little home. Difficult to find a mate, though. I don't know why. Maybe I'm too...foreign.
>>8522073
B-b-but.
I want to see my mom again.
>soft sobbing.
>>8522136
Huh? I could swear that's a Kantonese name. Hoenn? Sinnoh? Or descended from them? If you honestly don't know the word, it means from Kanto.
>>8522202
Sounds like you have a great trainer! My trainer is pretty fantastic too. You sound like you're getting lonely. Why is it so hard?
>>8522265
Apparently, Unova doesn't have it's own Raichus. They're all immigrants or descended from immigrants. Other than that, beats me. I've been told I have nice female parts, but no male will notice me. Am I too fat? Errr...this isn't me, but it is the kind of body I have. Maybe it's just that I'm not like these country girls. They're right chatterboxes all the time. I know I don't seem like it, but I don't actually talk much.
>>8522252
Ohhh okay! I'm from Alola!
>>8521998
>The Berry's exceedingly flavorful, though I hope you don't mind sweet or sour.
Hmm. No data.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm going to guess that you weren't originally wild, but that you had a Trainer who released you without knowing if you'd be able to make it on your own.
>He sighs.
Still beats PC purgatory, I suppose...
>>8521998
>(back to magnezone pics)
>Keep watching the salad doggo
>He seems to really like these boxes
>Maybe there are a few more unused boxes in the workshop
>>8522522
Ohhh! I have distant family in Alola. Only hear from them every now and then. They like to tease me, they know I... *smack* Stop doing that, Valencia.
>>8522449
( Just a heads up, OOC: pornposting, especially anthro, is not looked upon particularly kindly in here. )
>>8522449
well uuh.. You certainly look good. Maybe you should talk to other males more? Networking is the base for relationships.
>cough
help
>cough cough
someone
im dying
ive been forced to look at a vargarbla
>cough
save me
>>8522654
>roll to save
>>8522654
OH no Sunglasses is dying?
it sure is an fine evening today, good weather, a good drink
perfect
>>8522449
>welp time to pour more wine
well then, maybe they just are intimidated by it, start slowly, get to know someone, don't rush up things
especially if you are intoxicated
more often than not you will regret it
personal experience
>>8522654
you'll be okay, stop being so dramatic
>>8522693
yes
>Overly dramatic wheeze
the only thing that will save me
is the gay
it might be too late
the image of a vagibla is working its toxins on my poor gay self
>hack
tell my fellow gays ill miss them
heres a list
>A paper titled the "To Do List" is thrown at Inazuma
>>8522684
shhh dude
a normal roll aint gay enough
>>8522721
you sure man
>COUGH COUGH WHEEZE COUGH
it looks pretty bad
>Uploaded aegislashsuicidewound.jpg
>>8522614
Hmmm...I guess I'll ask Marina. She's the popular one. I just don't like going to the beach that often. She's a Floatzel.
>>8521998
Hmm...
We could make a box fort for you, maybe?
It's better than the alley.
>>8522758
>>8522758
but im gay
>>8522854
prove it anon
revive the dying gay with a kiss
ITT: Chinpokomon are real
>>8522774
Yeah the beach stinks. The beach is also a good place to meet new pokemon though.
(Can we please stop self shitposting? Gladi and Noodles cut it the fuck out.)
>>8522931
oh shit you got me
im hateboner
time to kill myself
to the toaster
>>8522949
( My bed is 98 degrees on most days and has four comforters, is that close enough?)
>>8522544
The Leafeon might have puckered at the sourness of the berry, but it was sweet enough to keep trying to eat it regardless.
>The Leafeon nodded at his assumption, since it was correct, although it didn't seem to be all sad about that.
>>8522783
A fort of boxes...?
>It sits down and looks pensive as it tries to imagine having more than the one box it was used to having, and even more than the four boxes it just grabbed.
>>8522826
anon, palkia doesn't look like that you dum dum
>>8522758
you'll get over it
>>8522874
well shit alright
>roll to kiss the dying gay back to life
>>8523011
anon
look what youve done
youve kill me
>Dramatic fake dying sounds
>>8522986
not at this rate man
hey dickheads i have a fucking question
anyone know where you can get some fucking knives in kanto
>>8522975
>>8521998
>( Messed up twice now.)
>( Probably gonna mess up a lot more)
>>8522930
She soaks up most of the attention, though. She keeps me around because she likes the "spark". She likes to tease me, too. Keeps going on about knowing someone from Florre that I might be interested in. (think Florida) Said he might be from Alola.
>>8523197
.. -. / -- --- ... - / -.- .. - -.-. .... . -. ...
>shiny walks out the front Door of wherever Frankies group is
>he is back in his Doggo Whealchair again for some reason
>>8522975
I'm good with the box fort idea.
>John gently reached out with the brush, trying not to startle the saladdoggo.
If you wanted to join the team here, we could set it up inside, too.
I'm not expecting you to say yes right off the bat. Take some time to think it over if you'd like.
>>8523200
( It's fine. At least you remembered your image, I forget mine so often it's a running joke with the Discord. )
>>8523058
>this rate man
rest in peace gay man
death by seeing vagoo
>>8523197
go buy some kitchen sets
they come with knives
but also forks and spoons if you need them too
>>8522975
A few more boxes, some plastic tarps cover it from the rain... does that sound good to you?
>>8523200
(What's the matter?)
>>8523243
Hey Shiny, where you going?
>>8523197
Why? most marts have them i guess... not sure what the knife law is in Kanto though.
>>8523205
Ever consider pursuing them? It's not like you're doing much else.
>>8523243
Hey Shiny
Whats with the wheels?
I thought you didn't need them anymore
>>8523243
Where are you going there hotwheels?
>>8523243
shiny why are you back in the wheelchair?
also sorry for what i did yesterday
i got a bit carried over
>>8523197
Ambrettefag here. You've got enough edge there without knives, kiddo.
>>8522223
My mom disappeared one morning when I was only 2 or 3 moons old. It's been 16 moons since then. I'm pretty sure mine's gone for good.
>>8523304
>shrug
>uploaded middlefinger.jpg
>>8523266
>>8523286
Going out for a walk
>>8523276
>>8523299
other people don't know that I don't need it
gonna try for a Free guilt lunch
>>8523269
He travels the beaches, surfing. Only come around during the warmer months. It's colder than what you would think down here. I...I just never thought they'd be interested in a little homebody like me. I mean, they're so hunky, but it's just a little girl's fantasy.
HEY WHAT'S UP GUYS IT'S SCARCE HERE
>>8523058
fuck
this is what i get for mackin on strangers
im sorry
i was not gay enough to save you
>>8523304
Hey buddy?
You sound like a total salty cockmongler
I wouldn't let you near a knife ever
Just sayin
>>8523304
haha what group
emo club
gonna listen to three days grace and cut yourselves
>>8523366
oh sure now you get the dubs
thanks bro
>>8523342
...
Do you think my mom could be gone as well?
>>8523304
I'm confused. You like sharp pokemon? What kind of knives?
>>8523354
Go for it! I bet they would love you. You never know until you talk to them.
>>8523353
but we have food here with us
you don't need to get free food
oh and about that kiss, sorry about that
*unsheaths katana*
>>8523407
nah
fucking make me get out bro
come do the league challenge
win and i go
lose and you sell all your hot topic shit
>>8523407
Go talk to Snivy
>>8523407
Um I find open ocean comfy
And you're even giving me salt poisoning
You need to go with the flow
This is the wrong place for being immediately aggressive
>>8523459
Thats why this is the wrong place for aggression at everyone
>>8523442
Oh...*blush* Th...thank you. *bows low* I must ask, though, if you don't mind. Do Kalosians have problems like this, too? Everyone seems to not think so, but...everyone has to have problems, right? You can't just go "Tu es très jolie" and everyone is putty in your hands, right?