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post lewd Nora
please
What do you think a skinny/carnelian fusion will be like? You just know we'll see it if and when they show up again
POST PICTURES OF BECKY FROM GLAAD
>>8509123
those were one-off characters anon
>>8509139
POST PICTURES OF IAN FROM GLAAD
Gems should get a better pokemon team
>>8509044
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOkOO0fDjFo
>>8509123
That would just be a bigger, redder Jasper
>>8509167
Ahh well why not start now?
Pink Diamond - Nature, flora, fauna
Blue Diamond - Religious iconography, spirituality
Yellow Diamond - Business, art deco?? (Idk what to classify her aesthetic as)
White Diamond - ???
Meow~
Let's see if this thread lives longer or dies faster!
>>8509194
Pink Diamond is discussing and only wants the steamiest sex
>>8509157
I don't think so. We got a whole room of amethysts, but two other gems who got specific non-cut names. In addition, both skinny and carnelian's holes were pointed out by Amethyst and Peridot respectively in Beta
>Amethyst: I'm doing it. Yeah, and not just for me, for all the weird holes out there! Like this guy! And skinny up there! And, and, and this mess!
>Peridot: Oh, and that one? This Carnelian came out sideways! How could she not, the walls are curved! Hehe, what a joke.
>>8509178
carnelian isn't a jasper anon. Not only do they have different names in the show but they also have different crystal structures IRL
>>8509176
>Says this when he didn't even reach Articuno with Sheer Cold, Mind Reader, Substitute and Ice Beam
It's not even a good Articuno but damn you didn't even beat her gym.
>>8509292
>>8509194
Pink Diamond will be a loli and the first time we see her she will be with loli Jasper
>>8509157
>There are no one-off characters
>t. Rebecca Sugar
>>8509191
Because I don't know
I WANT TO WATCH JACK I'M GOING TO KILL MYSELF
If dubs I kill myself.
>>8509332
>Held off on playing TTYD since I was waiting for Jack
Here's hoping we get some more art once the episode actually airs
>>8509176
>Sapphire
>Ice team
Why the hell would sapphire use the weakest type in the entire game? She could be using psychic!
If anything, Sapphire would use fire and ruby would use ice to show their connection and also their intelligence. Sapphire would have a fucking Combusken and Ruby would have a Vanilluxe
>>8509299
Where are you seeing articuno in that picture?
all gems are acceptable
>>8509371
except Peridot
>>8509371
Except mrhaliboot shits
>>8509368
>yfw Becky actually wants to make this happen but she knows she can't get away with it
>>8509371
-except Lapis. She has not and never will be acceptable.
>>8509376
Fuck you.
lapiven
>>8509397
I hope you have a bad day.
>>8509348
I WILL LIVE ANOTHER DAY TO SEE JACK
>>8509371
Except Jasper
>>8509401
Is not and will never canon.
>>8509442
Agreed, jascucks should kill themselves.
HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHHA JASKEK JASKEK HAHAHAHAHAHA JASKEK JASKEK
>>8509440
Your mom never loved you.
>>8509448
we're talking shitty memes like Peridot and Lapis, not actual characters like every other gem
sorry if the truth offends you
>>8509353
Well you can play it now to escape your misery.
>>8509483
They started it.
>>8509428
I was going to point out that since they're always together they can can always double-battle but then I thought about Sapphire using Jynx and I can't stop grinning like a fucking idiot.
Also, why did electabuzz and magmar get an evolution but not Jynx. Weren't they supposed to be an elemental trinity?
Who /JASPONNIE/ here
>>8509499
Would you want a big thicc black woman as a pokemon?
Don't answer that.
>>8509401
canon
>>8509506
there is no connection between them at all.
>>8509519
Connie dominated Jasper in the rough draft of Gem Hunt and made her cry
Match made
>>8509527
canoncer
>>8509509
they could have made her evolved form some kind of crone or yuki-onna
FUCK YOU /SUG/!
Rick and Morty is back
>>8509575
is the ep out yet?
>>8509552
I GOT A SWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE ME HAPPIER IS IF JACK WAS ON
>>8509584
I hope the switch does get a bunch of good games. I feel bad for how nintendo's been doing lately and wish they would just stop making hardware. I'm not even a gamer anymore but it still hurts me to see them fail
>>8509575
where can I watch it?
>>8509632
The Switch is dong really well now though
They learned their lesson with the Wii U and made sure that the Switch had a killer app on launch
Granted besides BotW there isn't much else for the Switch at the moment but I think it will be a pretty strong seller thoughout its life
>>8509632
They probably won't have amazing shit until the fall. I'm surprised it's been selling so well since it's basically just a Zelda emulator, they're lucky because their initial lineup is pretty shit. I'm excited for Mario and the possibility of StL.
>>8509671
I thought what killed the Wii u was the lack of games for it.
EIGHTEEN
>>8509369
>Ruby
>intelligence
She's as retarded as all the other rubies, anon.
I hate Lapis Lazuli and her ugly skin color
>>8509371
Except non-Pearls
>>8509740
I hate you and your ugly ass post.
>>8509700
It had a decent amount of good games it's just that there was nobody to buy them because it had a lame launch
>>8509446
Delusion
>>8509745
All your friends are pretending to like you.
>>8509300
>cepahlopod beak
>bird
makes no fucking sense senpai
off topic /sug/, but I just learned scientists invented a mesh made out of 10nm thick silver wires that's elastic, clear as glass and conducts electricity. They'ere looking into using it to make flexible touch screens that dont shatter when you drop them
>>8509731
that's the entire point anon. she's the only gem dumb enough to use an ice team, and shed do it as a dumb romantic gesture
>>8509139
Becky is literally murdering me with this outfit.
Ian's hair looks super cool too! with that hairdo Cool like a cool kid!
>>8509783
I was under the impression that it was due to it's lack luster life span.
I mean i didn't even know Tekken Tag Team Tournament 2 was a launch title, so i can see what you mean by that.
>>8509833
why does she even have a beak? were mandibles too terrifying?
Becky did not win the award I think! But I think she deserves it! She won in my heart!!!
Awards are not the most important but I think SU deserves more than it gets! Maybe it is so good they are afraid to give it an award!
>>8509740
Eat my whole ass.
>>8509849
>tfw too intelligent to stepehen's cosmos
i unironically like his hair though. it's risky but it looks good on him
>>8509842
There are three big things about phones that need to be improved
Fragility
Battery Life
Recharge Time
You wouldn't think that something so important to modern life wouldn't need to be plugged into a wall every 5 hours or break when it falls out of your hand
>>8509906
NOOOOO SUGAR NEEDED IT
>she now has to make it gayer
>>8509915
His hair reminds me of a suave early 90's movie protagonist! I like it!!
>>8509879
Same reason the water bear gem monster only has 6 legs: crewniverse are hacks that don't bother checking their biology at all
>>8509842
better solution: don't give phones to people who are autistic enough to drop them
>>8509925
They should have given her the award in honor of Nora
Reminder that Lapis and a Peridot are canonly Jasper's mommy.
>>8509915
>tfw to intelligent for Bechira Zucker's Nora Demayo
>>8509213
Literally looks like my Starbound character
>>8509937
it's cool technology and you don't seem to understand how dropping things works
>>8509906
Stop posting here you fucking creep. Don't you think rebecca went through enough with little stevonnie? She doesn't need some retarded stalker. And if you feel like saying "don't bully me" grab a knife and end yourself instead
>>8509978
I want to fuck your Starbound character
>>8510020
So do I Anon, so do I
Shit i have nothing to say.
so heres pearl!
>>8509994
I do not know why your are being mean to me. I only want to make people happy. Instead of giving in to your bullying, I will cheer you up with a baby Steven eating a tiny burger!
>>8509958
Someone edit the baby to have Jasper's face.
>>8509958
>Peridot is the only one with a nose
what did they mean by this?
>>8509958
Well fuck, now I want these
>snap off Peridot and Lapis' heads
>be left with less deformed bodies
>make them new semi-proportionate heads
>nab the little baby Jasper, make a nose gem sticker, and then take family photos
>>8510038
You will make me happy by jumping off a 20 story building
>>8510038
sorry but that picture is kinda unnerving
i hope ian goes for something like this
>tfw want to get one of those new Pop figures ASAP but don't want to spill my autistic spaghetti in a store
>>8510054
did they make peridot a guy, or did she invent some kind of lesbian fertilization technology?
>>8509958
Lapis is a bad mommy who rapes her own children!
>>8510128
>>8510102
Be nice instead of bullying please! It will make you happier inside!
>>8510105
Tiny burgers can be intimidating.
>>8510110
That would be very cool!!!
>>8510126
They had an egg baby.
>>8510179
your missing the point
>tfw Starbound has you in the mood for hot, weird alien sex
>tfw there are no Gem mods for Starbound
Why live?
>>8509689
is she going to make Holly take ALL 18 inches?
>>8510128
In Steven universe, rape is just another way to let other know how you feel
>I hate your guts Jasper
>Garnet I lust for you beyond decency and reason
>ocean Jasper I desire your friendship strongly
For Lapis, it's also like a time-out
>>8510222
she's a big gem
>>8510128
More like The Rape am I right?
>>8510222
pearl don't quit
>>8510257
...for you...
>>8510235
Oh. Well in that case, since loving punishment is necessary for parent to teach children to learn from their mistakes, Lapis must be a decent mommy. At least she is not a pushover.
>>8510257
For you
>>8509849
Bro, what the fuck is up with his hair? Be lookin like a microphone on his head and shit. Bet whatever party they're heading, the hosts be accidentally tapping and this nigga's head. Fucking testing 1 2
>>8510126
Bone marrow baby or trans peridot, you decide.
this thread got dark
>>8510358
>>8510324
>>8510358
Fuck you, I did it first faggot
>>8510110
Fuckin push pop hairdo
>>8510400
>removing the ifunny banner
neck yourself
>>8510415
>tfw no flinstone's push pops
>>8510336
>grabbing your mom's arm and consequently getting a 10 month time-out wrapped in bungee cords in the bathtub
It's no wonder Jasper grew up to be the gem she did
>>8510439
>leaving the iFunny banner
Are you a Marxist utopia, 'cause you seem pretty classless to me?
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a818e59075cf5949a3aedc08c3769908/tumblr_onrj3mU6OT1vu6knoo1_1280.gif
This gif isn't loading for me should I be happy.
>>8510362
behold, my ultimate from
>>8510520
>doesn't know gifs don't have to be animted
You have to be over 18 to post here
>>8510480
there needs to be balance in parenting. too soft and you get a Lars or an amethyst, too distant and you get a peridot, too american and you get a Ronaldo, too harsh and you get a jasper
>>8510362
I don't mind his hair but this still made me laugh
>>8510561
I didn't make it, I just said it wasn't loading for me.
bad holly
>>8510362
Don't bully Ian plz! I think his hair looks awesome!
Flashback Becky from one of the first recordings! They all look like babies here!
>>8510614
ok.
this thread needs jesus now
>>8510480
It put hair on her chest. Without firm parenting, someone like Jasper would've turned out far more troubled.
>>8510688
STOP THIS
>>8509044
RIP Nora/Stevonnie
This entire thread must be purged.
so, did rick lie about everything, or just part of it?
IT'S OFFICIAL EVERYONE
THIS THREAD HAS REACHED ITS END POINT
TIME TO GET RID OF THIS EMBARRASEMENT
>>8510843
>TIME TO GET RID OF THIS EMBARRASEMENT
If you want to do that then just kill yourself.
>>8510843
no shit
you're in /trash/
>>8510876
No.
>>8510884
that's...a good point.
really?
I'm you but stronger
>>8509194
White Diamond is probably in charge of military. The only reason we haven't seen her is that Earth's such a little threat, even the R&D division can handle them. At least, until probably the next season or so.
>>8510975
esteban is pink damon
>>8510880
lapis isn't the right color but at least she didn't get as messed up as pearl who has jaundice
>>8510975
>skiddo's art
uh huh
>>8510975
LOLI JASPER SOON
>>8510880
These should not be blindbags. Just only pick popular characters to produce and people will buy them more easily, not fucking Onion and Connnie.
It's been a while since I last watched this show, is Pearl still the best gem?
This is the best gem I drew over the course of this evening. I also have the futa version ready if anyone wants to see it.
I really love Pearl, I love her everything.
>>8510179
Okay
Kill yourself please
>>8511038
>is Pearl still the best gem?
She never was.
>>8510975
I thought it was malachite, not PD
>well shit Jasper got healed, redeemed, and wasted no fucking time within 5 episodes
>>8511016
it's not real jasperfriend
>>8511038
yeah, pearl is still the best gem. always have been.
peridot had high expectations and was turned into a legit meme LOL.
>>8511038
ok but post the dick version
>>8511077
NO ONE 'GETS' JASPERFAG HUMOR
>>8511077
YES IT IS
LOLI JASPER SOON
Steven and Pearl?
>>8508844
Why aren't you watching anything?
>>8508889
Holding off those depressive thoughts
Also I liked the new rick and morty
>>8510688
>>8511038
Kill yourself, you fucking stupid pearlfag.
Post blue gems.
>>8511038
that art is good but unnerving, she kind of looks like an old lady
>>8511138
>>8511038
Yes.
Yes.
Me too.
>>8511138
ok! here's the bluest gem i could find! :)
>>8511138
>>8511138
I had this horrible dream, that I was killed in a car accident, but then woke up in my room and started to post on 4chan.
I just realized since Opal has so much water that mean Lapis could kill her instantly
>>8511238
Retard
>>8511201
Holy fuck, we need just a GLIMPSE of PD's true form for porn's sake already
>>8511229
>>8511246
hopefully soon, anon
I want to fucking kill myself
>>8511284
then do it stupid Pearlmethystfag
>>8511038
She looks like she floats due to the wrong perspective on her hands and feet, the uniform outline, and no visual hints of gravity.
Also, way too much emphasis on her physical features. You don't have to draw the entire ribcage for the viewer to know there is one.
And finally, the lines are not smooth, but 'hairy', which is unappealing.
Try to focus less on individual parts of the image and more on it as a whole.
>>8511284
Don't do it, anon! It's not worth it! Unless you stream it live.
I want Lapis to be sexually degraded in front of Steven and Peridot.
>>8510975
literally has a watermark on it. are u fucking kidding me nigger
>>8511337
There was an attempt.
Anyone have any drawing requests?
Holy shit /sug/ my vision is so bad I didn't realize the glass I was trying to fill was shattered
>>8511673
Jasper cradling her and lion's baby in her arms
>>8511673
Pearl dressed as Gene Wilder willy wonka.
>>8511673
lapis lovingly raping bismuth
>>8509194
> White Diamond - ???
Modern futurism? I have no idea how it's actually called, but I'm talking about the style used by sci-fi today. Not the art deco variants, but the one with boring function-over-form designs, sterile monochrome plastics everywhere, smoothed edges and overall minimalism.
>>8511067
I could understand why someone wouldn't like her.
>>8511673
Bismuth and Garnet in their baby Betas killing spree
>>8511673
I had a good idea today but it left my head
How about some Skinnydot
>>8511673
Jasper gets shattered
>>8511750
people like you should be rounded up and put into an oven
>>8511377
I'd live stream myself jumping to my death desu
>>8511673
breastless loli jasper in the mega milk pose
>>8510880
>pile of sluts
Jealous...
>>8511800
If you do it, make sure you aim the camera at the landing spot, otherwise the video won't make as big of a... splash.
>>8511082
>>8511179
that's what I like to hear, you both have a pearl point
>>8511710
>>8511138
I hate every single one of you and hope only the worst for you.
>>8511885
DAW
>>8511893
Can someone explain this meme to me?
>>8511897
Thanks anon
i like every single one of you and hope only the best for you
https://youtu.be/nGJ9wZXXZbo
>>8511885
Her breastmilk is so nutritious that he won't even need a fire stone to grow into a big strong Arcanine
i I'm attracted to every single one of you and hope only to have sex with you
>>8511918
There's nothing to "explain".
>>8511893
WHY
H
Y
>>8511950
then why aren't we fucking at this very moment
>>8509044
In which Steven gets a job.
I'm impressed by every single one of you and hope only the highest quality of posts from you.
>>8511984
I'm waiting here
>>8511718
>>8511950
PLEASE RAPE ME
>>8512023
where
>>8512018
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
Requests?
>>8511863
Pearl isn't my favorite gem, but I have really been enjoying doodling pearls lately
i tolerate every single one of you and hope only somewhat acceptable posts from you
>>8512078
brrrrrraaaaaaap
>>8511161
Thanks, I see what you're saying. I was trying to go for the slim but built ballerina look, do you mind point out some factors contributing to the aged look?
>>8511321
I knew somebody would point it out. Truth to be told, I suck at perspective, never really drew eggs repeatedly.
Clean lines is something I struggle with greatly, when I see artist coming up with spotless line-art, even simpler ones, it really blows my mind.
Anyway, I'm purely drawing for fun. But thanks for the suggestions. It's kind of interesting how when I draw simpler image, no one ever bothers to play the art critic.
>>8512060
shoe on head
>>8511088
I will post it tomorrow, too tired. The futa version still needs some touch-ups.
>>8512060
post a picture of your penis/tits
>>8511885
I drew your oc yesterday, I hope you enjoy shit art.
>>8511720
>>8511129
Why, do you like Jasper better?
>>8512060
Corrupted YD
>>8512131
is sultan scarlet a girl
are all drawfags girls
>>8511999
Steven is impressively in character.
>>8512131
I fell asleep before I could see it, but I love it.
>>8512106
I don't blame you for not bothering to improve, because the key to drawing better lines is literally just drawing lines all day. I'm serious, I couldn't draw straight lines without a ruler, so they made me draw lines on blank paper for hours until I got it right.
It worked, but somewhere along the line, drawing stopped being a hobby.
>>8511791
calm yourself anon, no need for that kind of talk
>>8512134
That bismuth is too feminine
Steven a cute.
>>8512178
EAT A BAG OF DICKS
>>8512188
Where are her boob's?
>>8511161
face looks great and so does the hair
as the other anon said i think it's the scratchy lines over the body, they seem wrinkly
it's pretty realistic if you were going for a pic related kinda body but sometimes reality isnt very aesthetically pleasing
>>8511752
>>8512130
8=D
>>8512188
Jasper will insert her AIDS into Steven via milk
>>8512208
EVERY TIME SULTAIN
EVERY TIME
HOW
>>8512074
Those pearls are simply delightful.
I wish I could draw multiple characters interacting so life-like and cleanly.
>>8512208
>>8512236
>bismuth is overjoyed to have a jasper funko
>>8512208
Oh god my sides
>>8512208
if you are a girl then why are you so funny
>>8512074
I really like your doodles anon
do you think ian and sugar have hot sweaty unprotected sex after every award show?
>>8512162
Well good for you!
I also drew Jasper a while back, hope you like it.
>>8512264
Got shivers up my spinee ha
>>8512264
A++++++
>>8512168
>somewhere along the line
heh
I sure hope there is a middle ground to it, I'd like to draw moderately clean lines and keep it as a hobby if possible.
>>8512196
much better see?
>>8512263
Who wouldn't?
>>8512263
is becky a Jewish boy?
Reminder that
>Gems should x anon
>Sultan
>Coloranon
>Drawendo
>Roseanon
All have cooties and should be approached with caution
>>8512264
I asked for loli Jasper, not this.
>>8512318
Close your eyes and imagine that scenario with Loli Jasper.
>>8512307
She has a thicc, hard, feminine futa cock and a plump pussy for impregnation purposes
>>8512261
Kill yourself, you sexist cis male scum
>>8511754
>>8512207
thank you for pointing it out, I will try the simplistic or cute style more, they require clean lines so it may be tough for me
>>8512343
draw ian putting his seed in sugar
>>8510218
Did you even look?
http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=766057046
>>8512338
What the hell is going on that first panel
>>8512349
try it anon, try to relax, it's ok if it looks like shit at first, when you gain confidence they'll flow easier. reference also helps
dont take me too seriously though, im just a shitty drawfag that draws once every month
>>8512292
It's called keeping at it, and it will take you years, decades if you're older.
Maybe there's stuff involving broad, confident strokes you could do. Imitating the styles of famous artists is a lot of fun and acrylic paint is pretty cheap.
>>8512338
>becky never will impregnate you
why live?
>>8512343
sultan you're one of my fave drawfriends from here and i cry myself to sleep knowing ill never be as funny as you
>>8512261
Maybe I'm a tranny and I never realized it.
>>8511673
Murdercock
>>8512338
cocks are only feminine if they aren't attached to balls
if you fap to futa with balls let's face it you're probably gay
>>8512318
Do you think I will make the same mistake as the author of the pic that I'm making reference to did?
Would you fight Jasper?
>>8512381
I wish I had a futa cock so she could impregnate me and I could impregnate her and then we could raise our twin children who would also have feminine penises
>>8511770
>>8512410
>unbubble
>smash gem into a powder
Seems like an easy fight
>>8512351
>requests race mixing
I hope you're raped by the thorniest of demon cocks when you go to hell.
>>8512215
I don't think Steven can become corrupted
>>8512401
if a girl flicks it to a futa with balls fucking a girl how gay is it
Peridottie.
>>8512410
if she tried to fight me this would be my reaction
>>8512434
That's completely straight. She just has a fetish for breasts.
The poster under me has serious depression, and major insecurites.You should complement them.
>>8512410
If by fight you mean snuggle then yes.
>>8512437
>>8512468
Kill your parents
Kill your parents
Kill your parents
Then, kill yourself
>>8512468
You have okay taste in gems.
>>8512468
i love you anon, it's gonna be okay and so will be jasper
https://youtube.com/watch?v=qEZM0iVE4D8
Why is Deedee so perfect? Why can't she be my mom?
>https://twitter.com/DeedeeMagnoHall/status/848294386974679041
>>8512491
>bamboo
There's your fucking problem.
>>8511809
>>8512417
artist name?
he's good but he chooses to gross the general population out
>>8512459
Then why not just jerk off to fat dudes?
>>8512510
a-are they bad? that's what i've used too since i started drawing
then again does the tablet matter? i have friends who draw good stuff with old ass bamboos
>>8512494
>famous actress
>can't afford an actual dishwasher?
>>8512472
is she gonna shove it up peri's tiny juicy rear?
>>8512494
Because she'd never raise shitty children like you.
>>8512514
she is so sweet and innocent and milkless
>>8512521
fat dudes aren't sexy girls with curves and firm, heavy, soft breasts.
>>8512534
Some memes don't mix
>>8512510
I doubt that I'm at level where the bamboo is my power limiter lol.
Also, I got it with store credit, so it's essentially free.
>>8512317
Can I be on your creepy list?
>>8512549
No, you don't count as people.
Why can't Jasper and Steven be friends?
Who cares what's in a person's pants as long as they're cute.
I want to fuck my brother.
>>8512555
PLEASE
>>8512285
>>8512286
>>8512318
I doubt you don't already know but here you go.
>>8512563
>tfw inhumanly ugly
>tfw drunk degenerate who's good at basically nothing
>personality is also shit
>>8512395
>>8512571
Weirdo.
>/cock/ is no more
>>8512571
Who's his favorite gem?
>>8512575
My trips confirmed you are, indeed, not a person.
>>8512577
Cheer up anon, I'm sure you're good at something!
Have a Pearl point, you'll make it.
>>8512577
Just remember, no matter how ugly you feel there's always someone uglyer.
>>8509401
>>8509514
Good shit, my doods
>>8512577
Just... die...
>>8512556
because steven has to destroyed her as his rite of passage into adulthood, he'll be just like Rose, a murderer, an insurgent and a master manipulator
>>8512577
I want to fuck you
I'm not a gem, don't pay any attention to me!
>>8512632
bad idea
>>8512589
PLEASE I NEED THIS
>>8512641
why do you have herpes
>>8512630
Stop being so weird.
>>8512650
no i have the uglies
>>8512629
When will Steven break Jasper?
Pearl abuse?
Pearl abuse.
I need some inspiration, please share if you happen to have any.
>>8512674
it's okay if you are too fat to use your penis we can just rub against each other erotically
>>8512688
season 6
It's okay to be ugly.
>>8512612
guuuuud stuff
>>8512630
Alright, who's YOUR favorite gem?
>>8512721
>>8512721
Hmmm no it's not.
Is my Jasperzine ever going to arrive?
>>8512351
>358 posts
>42 posters
is SU dying?
>>8512747
jasperfriends get cucked way too much, beta uprising when?
>>8512737
Square jaw... two bump lips... small nose... irises... big... boots...
>her buns unfurl into long hair
>>8512743
It is.
>>8512757
welcome to, hold up let me check
okay yeah, welcome to late night /trash/
>>8512755
Ian needs to buy better seeds so Rebecca can stop having miscarriages
>>8512755
I came
thanks sultan
>>8512761
holly is beautiful and i love her
>>8512787
I'm thinking... of another gem...
>>8512755
draw ian's seed growing inside of her
>>8512794
holly is still beautiful tho
who is sultan scarlet's favorite gem
>>8512808
Jasper
>>8512778
NORAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>8512778
The emperor has actually been giving him dud seeds, which always result in a miscarriage.
When Ian and the others go to present their wives to the emperor, Ian will be rewarded for his honesty and be made the new emperor.
And then the emperor will pass on, and his soul will fly through Becky's womb and make her fertile again.
Becky will give birth to a whole new generation, and have as many children as there are stars in the sky.
>>8512808
my diamond
>>8512577
>Be me
>Shit personality
>Depressed
>Lazy
>Cynical and sociopathic
It seems we are in the same boat, Anon.
>>8512808
White Diamond. She has yet to disappoint me.
>>8512813
hearty keks
>>8512761
>>8512827
WDfags are next level beings judging from my sample pool
Do people find Pearl hot?
I think she's too cute and awkward to be perceived that way. Seeing lewds of her just feels wrong.
>>8512827
WDfags are the only good fags.
>>8512826
same except the last thing
im just inhumanly shy
im even afraid of talking to my friends sometimes and feel uncomfortable around others unless they're really close to me. its not that i dislike being with people, im just afraid im not worthy of being around anyone so i feel out of place constantly
>>8512801
>>8512850
She's more someone that I relate to, except for being extremely knowledgeable and resourceful, flawless skin, singing voice, strength, graceful movement, being cute and overall lickable body.
>mfw
what has happened to SU?
>>8512917
jesus christ
>>8512876
I always have the feeling that I am undeserving of friends and love and am afraid of hurting people and being an annoyance or burden to everyone who knows me
>>8512947
fucking same anon
it's not just a feeling though im sure it's true
but i make money so i just stick around i guess
This is real
>Amethyst teaches Jasper a thing or two about self-love and the latter is a fast learner.
look at these character designs.
they are from the same episode.
>>8512974
i believe it is to show a change in tone
not sure though
>>8512974
I know Tumblr.
>>8512974
Zuke and Raven have incredibly different art styles yes, reallly wonder why Hilary and Paul swapped after so long
>>8512969
>Amethyst teaches Jasper a thing or two about self-love
kek
sounds fake and gay
>>8512969
*Amethyst teaches Jasper a thing or two about how to masturbate
>>8512974
Ravenpis>Zukepis
Ravendot<Zukedot
>>8511673
Draw Amethyst teaching Jasper how to love herself (masturbate).
worst gem says hello
>>8513003
I don't like it but I'm not lion (the summary)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/8050096/chapters/18440803
>>8512974
How did you get this far into the show without ever noticing the different board styles?
>>8513023
yd:hello
>>8513028
This is hot.
>>8512576
KEK
I was temporarily erased from existence but i have returned
>>8512969
This is real
>You are a retard.
>>8513120
too bad
seems everyone else is gone...
in returning to existence, have i erased everyone else?
>>8513120
Are you another spammer?
this wasn't my intent..
>>8513132
Nah, you're just stuck one second ahead of everyone else. You're timeline will stabilize momentarily.
oh well..
I am not happy. This is all your fault SU cucks.
>>8513120
you have to go back
WAIT I SEE THEM NOW
AND THEY SEE ME
back to normal then
>>8513161
what prevent gems to morph 10 vaginas to get 10x the pleasure?
>>8513178
i dunno
i guess 10 gemdicks x 10 gemginas is too weird for the average porn drawfriend
>>8513192
>this is gonna inspire the SU fandom isnt it?
>>8513017
>>8513192
imagine 100s of micro-vaginas pumped by 100s of wire-like micro-dicks, like some type of cyberpunk sex
>>8513228
if only i had the creativity and skill to draw this
Kill yourselves.
http://mygamestudio.x.fc2.com/bukkake/
I just remembered this exists.
>>8513225
youo gowt dis poerl
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv
>>8513225
Amethyst is a good mom
>>8513296
>each is either high or very high
lol w/e
>>8513296
well no shit the borderline and dependent were high since i do have bpd
>>8513296
Low in all but Histrionic
for Histrionic im a moderate
>>8513456
Fuck off, normie, you need at least three mental disorders to post here.
>>8513456
Get out """""neurotypical"""""
>>8513296
>avoidant
>enjoy companionship
>just want to love and feel loved
>constantly feeling inadequate and not worthy enough
JUST
>>8513494
OVER THE LINE
i apparently have a high chance of having all personality disorders.
with a very high chance of BPD and at lowest a medium chance of schizophrenia
>>8512571
pic?
>>8512644
You need a cactus in your anus
>>8513296
> avoidant, obsessive, paranoid and narcissistic
> all the rest are at least "moderate"
Shitty test designed with the intent to make people like me feel bad, reeeee.
>>8512761
She's a negress alright.
>>8513296
Am I going to die
>>8513588
new high score
and yeah but you'll die like a fucking champ
>>8513296
Disorder | Rating
ParanoidPersonality | High
SchizoidPersonality | High
SchizotypalPersonality | High
AntisocialPersonality | Moderate
BorderlinePersonality | Very High
HistrionicPersonality | Low
NarcissisticPersonality | Low
AvoidantPersonality | High
DependentPersonality | Moderate
Obsessive-CompulsivePersonality | High
I feel like this isn't very accurate. I have social anxiety and apparently that makes me schizophrenic? And I don't think I answered yes to most of the BPD questions like suicidal after a break-up.
I give it a 3.5/10
>>8513296
>obsessive, avoidant, borderline and paranoid
>very high
Lol. 나는 이미 이것들 중 하나로 진단 받았다.
>>8512947
This is me, except instead of a feeling, it is a logical conclusion reached after countless hours of isolation spent self-reflecting.
>>8513050
YD DID NOTHING WRONG
FEELINGS ARE USELESS
retook it after second thoughts and this is what i got:
Paranoid: Very High more info | forum
Schizoid: Very High more info | forum
Schizotypal: High more info | forum
Antisocial: Moderate more info | forum
Borderline: High more info | forum
Histrionic: Moderate more info | forum
Narcissistic: High more info | forum
Avoidant: High more info | forum
Dependent: Low more info | forum
Obsessive-Compulsive: Moderate
>>8513296
Does everyone feel special now?
This is fine.
>>8513296
that did hit too close home. I'm broken ain't i?
>>8513696
Look at tge thread you've been taking part in. What do you think?
>>8513686
I was already diagnosed with some the ones I got very high on, so I just feel like shit.
so am i like the only one who isn't dependant?
>>8513718
Kill yourself, normie.
>>8513718
we depend emotionally of a childrens cartoon, what do you think?
Cute hybrids?
>>8513750
did you even see my results?
>>8513764
Which ones were yours?
>>8513296
>Moderate Antisocial, low everything
Not surprising
I take the easy way out a lot, and its very easy to not maintain relationships
>>8513764
We're all anon here
How the fuck are we supposed to know whose results are who's
anyhoo gtg /nug/
bye
>>8513771
the ones that were typed out with more info
>>8513296
Music Anon, reporting.
I don't think I'm Schizophrenic... At least I hope so.
>>8513710
but i don't think I'm narcissistic. i hate myself in fact
>>8513656
here
Schizotypal: High
Antisocial - Borderline - Narcissistic - avoidance - dependent: Moderate
rest: low
huh, somehow Im better then I thought I was
>there are people who don't have very high in at least one
How?
>>8513820
People are compulsive liars, even to themselves on the test?
Repression to answering 100% accuracy
Pride and wont admit a certain fault, its very easy anon
>>8513820
there are some steven universe fans...
who are normal.
>>8513844
You callin me a liar?
>>8513854
aint calling you a truther
>>8513852
Impossible!
>>8513820
The test is beyond retarded, that's how.
>>8513854
he ain't callin you a truther
>>8513844
I'm not sure about suicidal thoughts. and i want to think I'm not a bad person
>>8513866
shit time to go not gonna give an explanation byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeee
>>8513863
holy shit i wrote that before you said that
>>8513900
kek, glad to see somebody else with a sense of humor
Love you /sug/
Did anyone end up sending Sugar that card?