THE 24TH ANNUAL TEAM BATTLE
APRIL FOOLS EDITION
The main teams!
Konosubas
Melty Blood
Utensil Warriors
THE 4 ACES
Team Supreme V4
Knights of the Square Table
AndRoiDed
Capitalism
Emeritus Legancy
Blaze's Big Shots
Kazugeta Family
Sorona's Family
Backups:
Luci's Lords
White Whispers
Megu - Konosubas
Monopoly Man
>Capitalism
>>8507681
Shovel Knight
>Knights of the Square Table
Misaki Mei - Konosubas
Bropachi
>Kazugeta's Family
Diavolo
>Team Supreme V4
Stock Market
>Capita
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Rikka Takanashi - Konosubas
Anakin Skywalker
>Team Supreme V4
Fork
Utensil Warriors
Almight Dollar
>Capitalism
Arashi Nakaiduo - Konosubas
Mister Heihatan
>Kazugeta's Family
Len
Ryosuke Takahashi
>Team Supreme V4
Illuminati
>Capitalism
>>8507733
>Capitalism
>>8507681
Plague Knight
>Knights of the Square Table
Kazugeta
>Kazugeta's Family
Keisuke Takahashi
>Team Supreme V4
Akiha Tohno
>>8507710
>>8507723
>>8507737
>>8507752
It's that time again, mates. Pulling no punches this time around.
Spoon
Utensil Warriors
Arcueid Brunestud
Trunin
>Kazugeta's Family
>>8507681
Specter Knight
>Knights of the Square Table
>>8507731
>>8507748
>>8507763
>>8507779
As the last iteration of Team Supreme, we hope to put up a good fight.
>>8507727
>>8507758
>>8507776
>>8507794
4 Generations! Time to show the true power of Kazugeta's family line!
>>8507681
King Knight
>Knights of the Square Table
Knife
Utensil Warriors
>>8507720
>>8507733
>>8507750
>>8507764
Hitler here: Team ready
Papa Emeritus II
Spork
Utensil Warriors
>>8507722
>>8507771
>>8507801
>>8507845
lol whoops guess who forgot to make a poster again.
Young Emeritus
>Emeritus Legancy
Papa Emeritus - Hammer Square
>Emeritus Legancy
POSSIBLY PARTICIPATING IN THEIR LAST TEAMBATTLE TOGETHER, TONIGHT IS THE LAST ITERATION OF THE 4 ACES AS WE KNOW IT !
AND AS SUCH, THEY'RE MORE READY THAN EVER TO TEAR THE HOUSE DOWN.
MEMBER #1, THE ACE OF HEARTS: HIROSHI TANAHASHI
>>8507749
>>8507789
>>8507847
>>8507865
All present.
Sorona von Hartellia
>SoronaÂŽs Family
Papa Emeritus I
>Emeritus Legancy
Slaunciana von Hartellia
>Sorona's Family
>>8507892
MEMBER #2, THE ACE OF DIAMONDS: KAZUCHIKA OKADA
Speawne
>Sorona's Family
>Male
>>8507888
>>8507854
>>8507916
>>8507879
Emeritus Legancy ready to rock my children. Make this night special for everyone
Coranone
>Sorona's Family
>>8507915
>>8507921
>>8507936
>>8507952
Let's do this, shall we?
>>8507927
MEMBER #3, THE ACE OF CLUB: TETSUYA NAITO
>>8507994
AND MEMBER #4, THE ACE OF SPADES:
KENNY OMEGA
Hitler here:
Luci change >>8507750 Almight Dollar to Almighty Dollar plox
>>8507892
>>8507927
>>8507994
>>8508050
ONE
LAST
DANCE !
2 Teams are late!
That means the Back ups may start putting in their teams!
TB 24 THEME SONG: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wELMFhuQHXU
Julie Sigtuna
White Whispers
Crusty Sean
>Luci's Lords
>>8508185
Terminus Est
White Whispers
>>8508223
Origami Tobiichi
White Whispers
Elise
>Luci's Lords
Nephenee
Luci Lords
>>8508247
Eucliwood Hellscythe
White Whispers
Lowen
Luci's Lords
>>8508185
>>8508223
>>8508247
>>8508284
Let's do this.
https://youtu.be/YkfLdqwQSoo
HERE ARE THE TEAMS!
Please check over yours for mistakes
Team Battle 24's Song of battle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMNFrrr-ifA&
>>8508330
This one will be fully worth the wait.
Onward!
>>8508330
Looks great. Let's get this started, shall we.
>>8508330
Let the games begin!
>>8508330
Lets go!!
>>8508330
Let's go!!
>>8508330
Brash Survival Arc
LET'S DO THIS!
The bloodbath!
Did I say this was a normal Hunger Games Team Battle? It isn't! Instead, It is the Suicide games!
Most deaths are due to the tributes being suicidal (Obviously)
>>8508330
o shit i got distracted
Specter of Torment's out in four days for me. i feel like it's my best chance yet.
>>8508471
oh shit get me the fuck out of here these utensils are crazy
>>8508471
This is quite the depressing code.
I approve. I like it.
Day 1 of the Sucide Team Battle!
It's still suicidal.
>>8508471
I kill myself over stupid shit anyway. Soooo no difference
>>8508471
Everything looks good
>>8508551
>The train is on schedule
I have a strong feeling that I just died, didnt I
>>8508551
you're hurting my fee fees
>>8508551
We're all being massive dickheads.
Or, being supportive? Take it however you want.
>>8508551
Damn it, dad.
Also Trunin, you are a guy!
Night 1
As usual, It's suicidal
>>8508551
I have no idea about how use this thing
>>8508605
goddamn chinese ropes
>>8508605
>Rikka wonders when this shit is ending
So do I, Rikka.
So do I...
>>8508605
>Speawne has a hard live
But you are my son, how is possible that you have a hard life if I am an empress?
Coranone why...
Day 2
Suicide is the leading cause of death in the Suicide Games.
>>8508605
Only my grandad and I remain. The TRUE MEN of this family
>>8508658
IRON STOMACH
>>8508658
Arashi, What are you doing?!
>>8508658
God dammit son
Here is the S T A T U S of the teams!
Suicide is deadly to anything under the age of 10.
>>8508709
Gonna be rough, but warriors to the bitter end
Night 2
Kaz's Grandpa verbally abuses Kaz.
What a terrible family!
>>8508747
Indeed. At least it's not a fist to the face
>>8508747
>Escapes the arena
>Kills myself
aaaaaaaaa
Day 3
Many tributes are so bad, They can't even kill themselves right.
What losers!
>>8507976
I want to fuck each and every one of them
>>8508800
To be honest, Misaki kind of DID give me a vibe like that.
>>8508800
Fuck this gay Earth...
>grabs the electrical wires
>dies
>>8508820
Thanks, I guess
>Rax is that you?
Night 3!
Oh, There's a spelling error.
Oh well!
>>8508800
With this environment I'm surprised everyone here isn't insane
>>8508853
Who df is Rax
>>8508854
oh please god specter knight
i need you to do this
>>8508854
IRON STOMACH
>>8508854
This Code is getting too real.
>>8508877
A guy who has a unspeakable thirst for dragon porn, and wants nsfw pics of me
Day 4
What's wrong with Elise liking MLP?
She's, Like, 12.
>>8508914
Oh, no. Not him.
>>8508916
B-but i can fly
>>8508923
So, who are you?
>>8508916
yes
continue being stupid
please
Status Check Number 2!
Some teams are at their wits' end!
While some are only wounded.
>>8508916
You're... welcome for the compliment I guess...
>>8508944
We could be worse...!
>>8508944
I believe in you, half-sister!!
>>8508944
The poison is giving me immortality like Heracles!
Night 4
I heard Kaz listens to this everyday.:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9a4exztEy6g
>>8509042
...
Day 5
Suicide!
Also i gotta pee.
>>8509042
Having sex with humans, after everything they did to dragonkind?
>laughs
>>8509042
Don't do it, gramps! We reached our quota of pirates as it is!
>>8509081
I'm sure he's doing fiiine.
>>8509096
Not a human, a Demon.
>>8509081
cut my life into pieces
this is my last resort
N-Nani?
A-Arena time?
But i'm not ready!
>>8509117
That's worst, my family is blessed by the gods so, that would be blasphemy.
>>8509137
Stupid, old coot. Now I'm alone. How fitting
>>8509137
I'm so good at this game!
I play it all the time, so I'm experienced.
Statuses!
The Round Tables of Knighthood is the first to die!
They suck! Alot!
Also Everyone's dead!
>>8509137
Well... it was fun until it lasted.
>>8509180
ugggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Night 5
No deaths, But more pirates!
Atleast I think there's no deaths.
>>8509226
You don't know me!
>>8509226
I seem to be skilled at removing eyeballs. Good to know for future use.
The feast of Suicide!
Well, That's a small feast...
Atleast Capra won't win!
>>8509180
A disappointing sight, as usual.
I don't even know why I expected the outcome of this one to be any different.
Something has been dragging them down for a while now, and after all the games they competed in, I find out what - or more like, who - is the weakest link of the team.
Radical measures shall be taken once the arena has cleared off.
>>8509263
The way of Romeo and Juliet. How romantic. kek
>>8509263
I guess no one's hungry?
Hmmm.
Day 6!
You can't spell Suicide without I's.
>>8509263
i'd feel all bad and stuff but this is an april fools game so i can't really blame anything
>>8509328
I want out in a somewhat unique way, though!
N-Nani?
Is that *another* arena?~
>>8509375
Adios, life
>>8509375
This is unexpected. Me actually getting to the late game of a TB for once? Blasphemy.
Status!
You can root for a spoon, The Anime or the all-seeing eye
You choice.
I skipped some peace slides, and now we have a 3rd (Yes, 3rd.) Arena!
Is this a record?
>>8509468
Now THIS is a surprise
Placements!
Wincard will be out shortly.
>>8509468
Well shit. Bravo, Team Supreme
>>8509530
congrats, and thanks for hosting my man
>>8509515
What image do you want in your wincard?
Well damn
Gg though
>>8509530
Thank you for hosting Luci
>>8509530
>>8509592
Same here. Thanks for hosting man
>>8509570
>>8509613
Here you go.
It's average, But it gets the job done.
For now.
>>8509530
The time for change has called.
> As the winner celebrates under the thunderous cheers of tonight's crowd, Suzuki doesn't even bother to go look the results, all he knew was that his team lost and that's all that mattered in his eyes.
> As the arena slowly clears out, Suzuki completely ignores everyone he crosses, and goes directly to the backstage area, more precisely the Aces' locker room.
> Once Suzuki arrived there, all four men stare at their manager, somewhat anxious, knowing that one of them wasn't gonna walk out tonight without bruises.
> Scrutinizing them with the most menacing look in his eyes, Suzuki briefly look at the quartet before suddenly assaulting Kenny Omega.
> Suzuki makes a frightening quick job of the gaijin, caving in some the meanest fists right into Kenny's face, before knocking him out cold with one last devastating punch.
>>8509962
holy shit
>>8509962
> In a matter of second, Omega's head looked like a blood sack had just bursted in half. But it's not over, oh no Suzuki is far from done.
> Lifting Kenny up, Minoru chokes him from behind and pin him to the ground, tightening the hold even further.
> Omega cannot even scream for help as the lock is too pressuring to let out any oral sound. At this point he can only hope he can catch a grasp of air here and there.
>>8510154
> After a good bunch of unsettling minutes that felt like hours, Minoru finally break the submission.
> So you'd think he'd be done, but boy, you haven't seen anything yet.
> Putting Omega's head between his knees, Suzuki sets up Kenny for his signature finishing move: The Gotch Piledriver.
> Hammering Kenny's head to the concrete ground, the silence is utterly unsettling. It's like the noise generated from Kenny's skull being fractured on the floor had made the three other Aces deef.
> Not a word, not even a single insult was pronounced towards The Cleaner.
> A pure, cold-blooded execution.
>>8510348
> Looking back on the mess he just made, Suzuki ultimately decide to exit the locker room turned quieter than a cemetery, and grabs a random cameraman by the shoulder.
> Looking deep into the camera, Suzuki begins his speech.
It was a mistake from the beginning to let a stranger, a "gaijin" as we like to call them, hanging around our boots. Like shit trailing behind a goldfish, a talentless wannabe thinking he's on the same level as men who've been trained the Japanese way, FOR Japanese wrestling.
But now, the problem has been fixed. No more failures, no more mistakes.
At Teambattle XXV, or whatever you Americans call this thing, The Aces will be competing with the following members:
- Hiroshi Tanahashi
- Kazuchika Okada
- Tetsuya Naito
And their newest inductee, myself.
Minoru
Suzuki
You have seven days left to enjoy this peace.
Because starting next week, The Aces will leave nothing but a trail made of broken dreams behind the path of their success.
BOOKING FOR TEAMBATTLE 25: RIGGINSBATTLE II STARTS RIGHT NOW.
>>8510696
Luci's Lords
Capitalism
COMMUNISM WILL DIE
>>8510696
Capra' Coalition
i totally won't get dead last this time
https://youtu.be/oC_OcWzoiBE
>>8510696
Diavolo's Delinquents
>Diavolo
>Anakin Skywalker
>LĂșcio
>King of Games
Didn't have too much time to make a proper banner. Using one I quickly threw together for now.
>>8510696
Knights of the Square Table
>Shovel, Plague, Specter, King Knight
Team MST3K
>>8510696
Utensil Warriors
Team Spanks
>>8510696
The 4 Aces are a given but still pointing out in case lel
>>8510730
Capra's*
>>8510696
Demonic cult
>>8510746
>Tom Servo
>Joel Robinson
>Mike Nelson
>Crow T. Robot
>>8510811
you're in don't worry
i'll post a timer for next week
http://itsalmo.st/#rigginsbattleiiteambattlexxv
late entries in discord, blah blah blah
see you then