>>8502251 (Dolan)
Hey! I became an honorary dude!
>Elise shows a little badge on her shirt that says "Honorary 'Guys being dudes' Member"
>>8502297
It may be a trap, in more ways than one. Hee hee hah!
>>8502184
Just say it was an april fool's prank
>>8502297
If I wasn't the vengeful type I would've ended you once you've shown weakness. I'll be waiting for your formal thanks to arrive in the mail.
>>8502297
This is... pretty messed up.
>>8502297
Just my luck that I haven't found anything useful
>>8502297
>smooches hand
I love you hand
>>8502327
But you are girl... is suspicious
>>8502297
I like this already. There's already an arena event and a lot of you don't make it out alive from this battle.
>tfw have an idea for my own code but just assume that people will think it's stupid and boring
Is Yuno here?
>>8502379
Oh, man... Wait! I can plug it up! It's not to l-
>>8502379
This is because of your stupid sun!
>>8502379
I believe this is the most death within the first day I've ever had in a game.
>>8502297
Aww, another BB death. Oh well, Good luck to the rest of you.
>>8502379
>the giant is caught off guard by the human. He falls to the ground defeated.
>>8502379
I'd like to thank myself for making it all the way through this tough time. If it wasn't for me I think I might've died back there.
>>8502363
Check the badge~
>Elise keeps showing Dolan the badge
>>8502382
Yeah kinda busy though. What's up?
The REAL reason you plebs are struggling so hard with your petty factions is because I am not in them.
>>8502438
petty factions here, can confirm
>>8502379
They never saw what hit them.
>>8502438
Could you like fuck off and stop riding the momentum if shit you weren't involved in, you walking festering hemmorhoid?
>>8502379
Night time arrives along with sacrifices and crying. Except the crying turned out to be fatal.
>>8502438
>stares
...
kys baron
>>8502453
P-Please, whatever god is out there, save me from this hellish night. I-I don't think I can take much more.
>>8502436
Well, you see, Ms. Yuno.. I - Jack Gallagher, grappler and pugilist known accordingly as 'The Extraordinary Gentleman' - here to announce a request on behalf on my grand party, The Aces.
As a gentleman, it is with great contentment that we shall confirm our intentions to join forces and merge with The Fabulous Freebirds.
After all, a gentleman and his army never leaves another behind.
>>8502453
It's always a blast talking with you!
>>8502482
bloody wanker
Ever die so hard you don't even see it happen
>>8502482
>>8502433
I know is april fools day, but your joke isn't funny
>>8502502
Yeah
>>8502485
>tfw realized you are rping to my events
>Kek.
>>8502453
On the dawn of the second day a couple of you decide to practice your CQC skills while others scavenge what they can to get by. Seth lies in wait but no one shows up, Junko and Chansin are seen patrolling the area after the previous carnage.
Sonata must be playing strip poker.
>>8502436
Not him but leaving Warhounds.
>T. Zangetsu/Ophis
>>8502524
B-But it's not! I got it yesterday for doing the best!
>>8502482
Just drop your pretenses and reveal all the factions that are secretly freebirds. It's getting old.
>>8502526
>May as well do something for April Fool's.
>>8502528
Are you sure you're not at a disadvantage?
>>8502568
Junko butthurt lmfao
>>8502525
My man.
>>8502528
Just a heads up, if you do intend on stealing someone's vehicle try not to get caught in the act.
>>8502436
>>8502545
Same.
>>8502581
Nah man. 2cool here.
Shit started out fun but man...
No hard feelings Yuno. It's a sweet idea. I wanna see it get better for next time.
>>8502581
Not me, namedropper-kun. Have a +1.
>>8502568
Mr. Anonymous, the Aces have nary or have ever been influenced by the Freebirds since the very beginning. Nothing is wrong with some companionship, correct?
>>8502599
Let's start our own faction. With blackjack and hookers.
>>8502592
That's what you get for killing Lenny!
>>8502592
Thank you for this. It should heal quickly. Here
>Chansin hands a medal to the woman
Take my Yo-kai medal, as proof of friendship
>>8502592
Who'll run Shrimp Kicks when I'm dead?
Who'll deliver fresh kicks for those fresh squiddos?
Oh well..
http://poal.me/q0rp3s
>>8502558
Sure, kid. suuuuuure
>>8502528
Y-Yeah, sure thing! I'll join you as soon as you put that gun away!
>>8502585
m'lady
>>8502592
That's right punk. Get outta my territory. If you don't you'll have to have a few words with Remu.
>>8502545
>>8502599
>>8502615
We could make one. Take on the others and show them the might of the people.
What I'm saying is, It is time to bring back the People's Army
>>8502592
I skipped a peace slide, nothing interesting happened anyway. Reigen has simply had enough, two of you are extremely lucky surviving a gunshot wound to the head and the girl with the bare ass meets her doom by an unknown contestant.
>>8502641
>I love you Yuno so all I can say is do what YOU want to and what you think is right.
>>8502662
>People's Army
oh shit we're getting communist up in this bitch
>>8502662
I got a better idea, you freak. My size-13 against your face.
That's right, The King is in town and he's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum...And I am all out of ass to kick!
not Yuno, but:
1. merging factions is strictly prohibited; factions can only be taken over by winning points. alliances are permitted.
2. the points you gain are allotted to the faction you win with, and cannot be given to a separate one on a whim.
3. if a non-aligned tribute wins/gets the most kills, the points go to the nearest runner-up faction
i'm just spitballing here, but i think those might work as rules
>>8502641
<3
>>8502667
The feast decides to roll around as well as take 7 of you away from the game.
>>8502656
Don't call me lady, I work for a living.
>>8502667
That's it. I'm no longer fighting for your faction.
>>8502693
>Alliances are permitted
>Can I throw my two cents in despite causing all of this? How big can the alliance be?
Otherwise you will get the same thing at some point again. One alliance can only be allied with one at the same and vice versa.
>>8502436
>>8502482
Fucking deny this.
If you want to be under Freebirds' banner so badly, then make no worries: We'll come conquering your little lands soon enough.
But screw doing it this way.
The Freebirds were created as a symbol of freedom, originating from the fact that you and your little group shoehorned me in that Ace clique.
I went out of my way and builded this crew from the ground up, going around evaluating people through their games performances and eventually it leaded me to that nice pack of swell fellas we have today.
Right now we look no better than those war puppies with that politicking. There's a limit to how far you can push the bullshit.
Aces keep their shit, Freebird keep theirs.
Bottom line.
>>8502714
I know all too well I can't beat an oni in a fair fight, so sorry about this, but I don't like my odds with you still around
>>8502717
You've got a point there, buckaroo. Women are meant to stay at home and look beautiful for their husbands. You're too manly for that line of work.
>>8502714
There is no such thing as a moments rest in this game, Reigen and Roman have a hard fought battle but in the end no one is victorious.
We will also find out in the next slide in either of them survive that blast.
>>8502662
Just when a proper named faction just came here... Can I join in Baron?
>>8502737
You forgot a line, bucko. Since Wrestlemania is soon going to bring joy in your life and I am drunk as a monkey. I'll finish it for you.
AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE BECAUSE SETH FREAKIN' ROLLINS SAID SO
>>8502737
This keeps getting better and better.
>>8502756
Hah, who do you think you're talking to, boy?
>>8502734
i dunno, it was just me throwing shit at the wall
also, please stop blaming yourself. it hurts.
>>8502766
Final two. If you want to predict who will win feel free to do so because this all ends next slide.
>>8502734
>Doing nothing wrong
>Blaming yourself.
You're better than this.
>>8502662
It seems like my kind of group.
>>8502786
You told me you're not a lady, so...obviously I'm not talking to a lady. If I had to take a guess, I'd say you're some sort of feminine man or an android.
>>8502662
yeah thats what the warhounds were
look how that went
>>8502818
Just my luck, just as I'm about to win big, the house screws me over
>>8502818
On this day it all comes to an end.
>Upbeat drums begin to echo through the thread, and a booming voice speaks up from an elevated position somewhere.
Did I hear someone calling for me?
>>8502867
Well done Renaldo, you survived everything and emerged victorious.
>could anyone tell me his full name so I may find a proper image to forge a shitty winscreen with?
>>8502891
No.
>>8502867
Ronaldo win.
>>8502836
Android indeed, far better than any regular woman.
>>8502893
Ronaldo McDonaldo
>>8502893
Ronaldo Luis Nazário de Lima
>>8502893
Thanks for playing everyone.
>>8502893
Well congratulations to you, and thank you for hosting
>>8502914
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8502803
>>8502822
>I'll apologize one final time them before being on my way. I swear I only wanted to do this to cause in-character drama. If I knew Yuno would get this much negative backlash, no way would I do it.
>>8502854
The warhounds were misguided and young. Despite thier name, they were not ready for a war. But we have been for two years, comrade. Our brothers in the antartic are waiting for us.
>>8502770
>>8502829
Yes.
Come the next of Yuno's games we shall stage our rebellion against Junko's disgusting tyranny and Seth's misguided corruption.
We will honor your past alliegances and once we take over, Yuno's land will be more than just free! It will be owned by all!!
http://poal.me/nhn1dw
>>8502893
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>8502914
I suppose I should thank you.
>>8502893
Congrats.
>>8502914
Thanks for hosting.
>>8502914
Thanks for hosting.
Congratulations.
>>8502929
>no kys baron option
dropped
>>8502914
>the giant grunts, as if to say thanks.
>>8502928
Not your fault, m8. The only ones to blame are the ones that overreact to shit because they can.
>>8502914
Thank you for hosting.
Which board would you like to see /trash/ merged with?
>>8502960
Pretty much this.
>>8502964
Thank you for being beautiful
>>8502975
/lgbt/. They'd feel right at home.
>>8502975
/a/
>>8502975
/VP/
>>8502975
let's just merge /trash/ with freebirds since they're going to win anyway
>>8502928
>Its fine, they haven't said any mean things to you since the anons that usually attack, like you so nothing will happen to you.
>>8502998
bruh...
that's not what we're talking about
>>8502893
Grats Wiggins.
>>8502914
Thanks for hosting, babe.
>>8502901
Yeah? So you're just like Kaito, except you actually do stuff.
The more I think about it, the more I realize that you can't even die, so why mention dying if you're a robot?
>>8502898
Of course I did! The sounds of people crying for me couldn't be any clearer! AOW! You don't need to say anything, I can feel it in the air! The Iron Man of the Strawhat Pirates, the greatest Shipwright in the world! Tap your feet, move your hips, it's time for...
HOOOOOOOHHH...
FRANKY!
>>8503015
>steals crutch
>>8502975
/b/ or /wsr/
>>8503015
Hunger games magic.
>>8503030
literally who is this janetty
>>8502737
With all due respect, Mr. Rollins. However, I didn't say this was going to end peacefully, correct?
As for your ..unpleasantries for the Aces, they originated to become an assembly of chivalry and determination. We strive to not to be better than our competitors, but to develop and strive to become better than our former selves. And despite no success in our hand, it is certain those days will be finished in their own time.
Now that this is fully understood, we shall leave this silly dispute until the next time we take arms and duel. Politics can leave a scoundrelous mark on its puppets, don't you think?
Until we meet again, Mr. Rollins.
>The gentleman brings his umbrella William to his own shoulder and takes the usual exit once more, leaving the Architect to his own presence.
Note to self: add a kys baron option to my polls
>>8503100
>stares
...
>thumbs up
>turns around and walks away
>>8502926
>>8502933
>>8502937
>>8502939
>>8502958
>>8502964
>>8503015
Thanks for playing along again. If you guys want to hear my idea for my own code I'll be more than willing to tell.
Also if you're here Ronaldo here is your prize.
>>8503030
>Question, Franky from the old /b/ days or a new one? I doubt you're the old one, but it's worth asking
>>8503045
>having legs
>>8503046
>stands up because he doesn't need them anymore
What's your next move?
>>8503053
Oh yeah, I know all about that. It's the kind of magic that makes it possible for me to live out my MC duties.
>>8503100
bill yourself, karen
>>8503137
...
>sucks dick
IF THERES A NEW WAY
>>8503045
O-Oi, these legs are a sleek and compact design meant to be function in a small frame. They're the most efficient part of my whole body! So what if they're not up to scale with everything else? Big arms brings big damage! AOW!
>>8503055
...Franky..
..I'm Franky, yeah! You know, 44,000,000 beli bounty, Iron Man Franky!
>Franky poses.
You must have a SUPER bad memory if you don't know me!
The game will be?
>>8503155
You look like you've never drew a dime. Franky lifted 6,000 lbs, never drew a dime.
>>8503148
I'LL BE THE FIRST IN LINE
...BUT IT BETTER WORK THIS TIME!
>solo
>>8503120
What's the idea homestuck?
>>8503179
thanks for playing
>>8503148
Aight, you got me in the mood to host now that I'm listening to "Peace Sells." Give me 5 minutes to set shit up.
>>8503176
Haha! That's where you're wrong, Anon. You see, my skills as an artist may not be great, but of course I can draw something as simple as a dime! What kind of accusation is that?
I heard guys being dudes is having a barbeque.
>>8503120
Thanks for hosting.
>>8503146
>pushes anon away from him
NO! I DON'T WANT THAT!
>>8503237
I bet you couldn't finna draw a dime if you were given instructions. Probably will finna draw less dimes than The Undertaker desu
>>8503240
Shit, is barbecue anon there too?
>>8503179
I thought of doing a normal/average day code. Everyday life things whether it be going to work or dying in a car crash. Pretty much anything that can happy in everyday life I plan on making a code for it.
>>8503272
Sounds good to me.
>>8503272
is having severe anxiety part of this code
>>8503260
You couldn't even handle how many dimes I can draw! AOW! Hand me a piece of paper and a pencil!
>>8503290
What do you mean?
Beast Megadeth song coming through: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lcm9qqo_qB0
Anyways, Gorey Gauntlet XVI
First 48
>>8503294
>>8503298
nevermind
>>8503272
>(Player1) stays in (his/her1) basement and complains about the lack of hosts.
(this is the only event and the game ends when someone hosts over you)
>>8503305
Reigen Arataka
>>8503305
The Pain
>>8503305
Bulgaria
>>8503305
Nagisa Kaworu
>>8503305
YoRHa No.9 Type S
>>8503305
Ronaldo
>>8503305
Shoebill
>>8503305
Duck Guy
>>8503305
Trevor Phillips
>>8503305
Natsuki Subaru
>>8503305
Marie Bell Breguet
>>8503305
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>8503305
Chansin
>>8503305
Kosaku Kawajiri
>>8503308
T-Tell me fa.m
>>8503305
Comrade Soviet
>>8503305
Toshiaki Kawada
>>8503305
Franky
>>8503306
>A smaller hand comes out of his big hand, and he draws 5 dimes on the paper.
Jealous?
>>8503305
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8503305
Ophis
>>8503305
hiiro Kagami
>>8503305
Bedman
>>8503305
Corvo Attano
>>8503305
Suz
>>8503305
Ryoma Hoshi
>>8503305
Marisa
>>8503305
Burkina Faso
>>8503305
Oko Ruto
>>8503305
Sam and Max
>>8503305
Avenger
>>8503305
Gin Ichimaru
>>8503350
Sorry chump, but in all that time it took ya I drew all of these.
>>8503305
SNES-tan
Quiet on the set....can we please have quiet on the set?
....AWEEEEEEEEEEEESOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!
>>8503305
The Miz
>>8503305
Mirai
>>8503305
Black Hood
>>8503305
Widdly 2 Diddly
>>8503305
Lewd Roman
>>8503305
Raffey
>>8503305
Gabriel
>>8503305
Merak
>>8503305
Burundi
>>8503305
Juzou
>>8503305
Shii
>>8503305
Rei Ryghts
Come on guys, let's get creative!
>>8503305
Madoka
>>8503305
QT Loli
>>8503383
>Plays Donkey Kong Country on
>>8503423
Fuck you mine is better
>>8503305
Monosuke
>>8503305
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8503305
My daughter
Oh my God Hosthelper why aren't you finding the fucking images.
Give me a few minutes to try to fix it and cuss out Aikawa. If I can't, I'll have to do this manually.
>>8503345
Not him, but anxiety can cause panic attacks and various other things that will degrade your mental state. It could turn someone into a psychopathic serial killer.
>>8503452
sexy lady ;)
>>8503452
At least it didn't take you to German dungeon porn and set it as your background.
That always happens to me.
>>8503380
W-WHAT?!
I've still got so much to learn about drawing dimes.. Damn! You win this time!
>>8503459
So he wanted to know if there would be anxiety attacks in the events? I could put some in if that's what he meant. That, or I'm just an fucking idiot.
>warhounds are in the lead
>Junko joins
>everyone starts raping the warhounds to death
>shitstorm ensues
I think we know who the real culprit is.
>>8503503
>Junko joins
>Freebirds reveal the factions that are secretly them.
>Shitstorm ensues.
Fify.
>>8503503
Seth and his glorious flowing mane
>>8503503
Real culprits are those who don't join Guys Being Dudes.
>>8503503
Wait what?
>>8503530
>Grabs Subaru by the ankles and drags him away into her attic
>>8503503
hoshi and his dogs ruining everyone's fun is nothing new
>>8503541
Warhounds we're doing good until Ahri and Junko fucked shit up.
Aight, I went to Germany and beat up Aikawa and suddenly HH is working again. Nice.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections.
>>8503466
N-Nani.
>>8503471
Damn, I missed out.
>>8503503
Don't start this now.
>>8503527
Mine's better.
>>8503558
this
merging is retarded
Sunset, drop your discord. I want to talk to you for a bit.
>>8503568
You're right, it wasn't all of them. Just the one.
>>8503580
why?
>>8503572
I accept this challenge.
>>8503305
The state of faction games
>>8503572
Looks fantastic host.
>"Now that we know what we're up against, we're so going to beat you losers to a bloody pulp!"
What he said.
>>8503572
I am the Pain! I shall send you to a world of anguish beyond your imagination! Let's get started!
>>8503588
because then you can just merge factions with someone else whenever you want to avoid losing
>>8503590
But what...if one day the challenge accepts you, Reigen? Then what?
>>8503572
>laughs hard
>it steadily grows louder.
>>8503583
Sure pal
Voyevoda#2338
>>8503572
Hopefully my luck will be better this time
>>8503607
Socrates please stop
>>8503553
>is dragged away
>>8503607
>>8503620
BBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
snnnnniiiiiiffffffffffff...oh yes my dear....sssnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff....quite pungent indeed...is that....dare I say....sssssssnniff...eggs I smell?......sniff sniff....hmmm...yes...quite so my darling....sniff....quite pungent eggs yes very much so .....ssssssssssssssnnnnnnnnnnnnnnniiiiiiiffffff....ah yes...and also....a hint of....sniff....cheese.....quite wet my dear....sniff...but of yes...this will do nicely....sniff.....please my dear....another if you please....nice a big now....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPFFFFFF
Oh yes...very good!....very sloppy and wet my dear....hmmmmm...is that a drop of nugget I see on the rim?...hmmmm.....let me.....let me just have a little taste before the sniff my darling.......hmmmmm....hmm..yes....that is a delicate bit of chocolate my dear....ah yes....let me guess...curry for dinner?....oh quite right I am....aren't I?....ok....time for sniff.....sssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiffffffff.....hmmm...hhhmmmmm I see...yes....yes indeed as well curry......hmmm....that fragrance is quite noticeable....yes.....onion and garlic chutney I take it my dear?.....hmmmmm....yes quite.....
BBBBBBRRRRRRRRPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTT Oh I was not expecting that…that little gust my dear….you caught me off guard…yes…so gentle it was though…hmmmm…let me taste this little one…just one small sniff…..sniff…ah….ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffffff…and yet…so strong…yes…the odor….sniff sniff…hmmm….is that….sniff….hmmm….I can almost taste it my dear…..yes….just…sniff….a little whiff more if you please…..ssssssnnnnnniiiiiffffffffff…ah yes I have it now….yes quite….hhhhmmmm…delectable my dear…..quite exquisite yes…..I dare say…sniff….the most pungent one yet my dear….ssssnnnnniiiifffffffffffffffffffffff….yes….
>>8503605
That's just an assumption though. How do you know it wasn't just done for fun? Why is it always about winning or losing?
>>8503599
I promise I'll use Clappy after this.
>>8503613
You're always so mean to me. :c
Nothing? Nice. Starting ASAP.
Is anyone using Specter Knight from the new Shovel Knight DLC? I'm interested in picking him up.
>>8503633
>crawls out and escapes this hell
>>8503671
idk, im finna thinking about using King Knight but giving him a fart fetish gimmick
>>8503681
top fucking kek
>>8503681
so King Knight.
>>8503671
Memes aside, has the DLC actually come out for the Wii U version yet?
>>8503642
>Wanting to merge a faction to cut out the middle man of losing and siding with the one who'd take you out anyway.
I mean that sounds like it was done for fun to me.
>>8503693
>Memes
Just because I want to pick up an ava makes it a meme?
test
>>8503681
>Not picking up Shovel Knight but as a girl for no other reason but to get with Nonon
I bet you wouldn't even use all caps either.
People might think I'm OOC, but I'm keeping faithful to the dub
>>8503680
*teleports behind you*
heh, you think you could escape my dear, think again
*ties you up in a hog tie, cant be countered*
heh, nothin personnel kid
*feeds you beans*
it'll only be time ya finna knave.
>>8503697
>still assuming it's about winning or losing
You're projecting pretty hard, my man.
>>8503642
The fact still remains that it's possible to do so. And the reason it's about winning or losing is because that's the whole point of the game. If people didn't try to win then there'd be no point in entering in the first place.
testin
>>8503723
The point of the games is to have fun
BLOODBATH
The most dangerous game.
I can think of quite a few people here who would enjoy having a stone loli statue. I don't associate with them.
is it because we are from bulgaria??
Suz doing Suz things, I suppose.
I think this is the worst administration cabinet yet.
Good. I hate that little shit.
Well, considering Widdly's luck in every game...
>>8503671
Go for it. I can give you the few images I have.
>>8503693
Nah. The only announced date so far is the 5th for PC.
>>8503727
D'awwww.
>>8503717
K-King Knight!? Wh-what're you doing here!? I thought you left this place!
>>8503732
Yeah, and it's fun to win.
>>8503745
Can you upload them to imgur? that would be nice
>>8503745
I heard plain white sauce is better for you!
>>8503745
I'm all out of gum!
>>8503745
You've got to be kidding me, right at the start? Looks like my luck is just getting worse
>>8503749
im finna back because my love of farts has brought me back
*sniff sniff*
(Jaw drops to the floor. Eyes pop out. Sound effect of, "AWOOOOGA AWOOOOGA!!!!" Places eyes and jaw back in place. Regains composure.)
i smell a nice yummy fart, lemme finna get a scent ya knave
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
*sniff sniff*
yummy, pork and beans
dead
>>8503762
Too much sauce makes your teeth go grey!
>>8503824
But I don't have any teeth!
>>8503818
I-I just don't want KK to see or hear me...
>>8503745
Y'know Max, I bet we all would have lived if you didn't bring that extra barrel of gun power with you.
>"Oh come on Sam, you never know when you'll need to refill a few canons whenever the eventual Zombie Pirate uprising begins!"
You've been reading Bosco's Tin Foil Hat Weekly, haven't you?
>"Sam, it told me government's controled by Giant Hamsters from Nigeria! Who wouldn't read it!?"
DAY 1
It's not necessarily wrong.
I didn't even think her stubby arms would work for that.
Ronaldo just really likes playing basketball I've noticed. Career move incoming?
The Pain bringing the pain.
Now we'll never know which country is better!
>>8503756
Imgur's been really shit for me these past few weeks. I can't upload any images without it immediately saying "Failed to create post." I dunno why.
>>8503857
>>8503857
using another browser fixes that for me
>>8503854
WHO THE HECK WAS THAT ,FINNA
>>8503857
SetReferrerHeader on Firefox kills imgur uploads.
you're welcome
>>8503857
Why does this always happen?
>>8503745
That's was the BEST idea people ever have!
>>8503857
An anime killed you, get rekt nerd!
>>8503888
thanks anon!
>>8503892
I don't understand what you mean by that.
testing again
>>8503857
>"See Sam? What I tell you? We could have used that barrel to lift ourselves outta this deadly pit!"
I'll make sure tell you to bring two barrels.
Well, it looks like our time is over.
>"Until we come right back anywa-prbrblrplrblr!"
Remember to close your nostrils so you don't come back sneezing and, little budd-bplrpblrplrplbr!
>>8503934
Deleted but I think they meant "Not playing a game to enjoy it but only to win."
>>8503892
>deleted his post
Lmao what a fag
NIGHT 1
Almost took care of two countries in one swing. Russia can only dream of that.
Is it infused with vodka?
Nagisa trying to kill a child. That's how you make enemies, my friend.
Two people shoot arrows; only one of them makes fatal shots.
Reigen, what goes on in your mind sometimes?
>>8503871
Thank goodness I still have Chrome installed.
http://imgur.com/a/Iav56
I'm gonna enjoy seeing him played.
>>8503888
Huh. That's weird.
>>8503976
What is this?
>>8503976
>put in 3 tributes
>they're already dea
Reeee
>>8503970
Why the fuck would they delete their post?
Reminder that you're spending another weekend of your pathetic existence sitting on 4chan pretending to be imaginary characters in this toxic shithole where most of the people don't even like you to begin with.
Stay shit, HG.
>>8504013
SUCK BRICK KID
>>8504013
>implying I rp
ahahaha
funny la meme
>>8504013
>Reminder that you came back to post this
>>8504008
>Not swapping
>>8504013
>complaining about people pretending to be fictional characters on a Mongolian Basket Weaving Table
Way to have the moral high ground.
>all those (you)'s for such obvious bait
you're fucking dead to me HG
>>8504053
>swapping filler
DAY 2
Mirai takes no prisoners. Not anymore.
Type B isn't fucking around. Meanwhile, Type S is.
That's the path you chose, Nagisa.
Just like Yeltsin and Gorbachev, eh?
How embarrassing, Suz.
They're probably insured for millions anyways, so what does it matter.
>>8504013
Damn, Home Alone is much more real than I remember.
>>8503976
> Almost took care of two countries in one swing. Russia can only dream of that.
Is it infused with vodka?
???
OH BOY! I sure could use a jalapeno red pepper anchovie double garlic pizza.
>>8504076
Asking HG to not to take bait is like asking ERP to not give attention to people they don't like.
>>8504120
No way, jose! I'm just really hungry, y'see, and I'm just looking to eat something other than the food they serve in this jail. Something a little spicy...
NIGHT 2
Well, Type S stopped fucking around.
Like he needs those. He's got to stay swole.
That's how they do it in Burkina Faso.
Good job, Trevor. Good...Good job.
>>8504095
First line referred to the bridge. I'm tired, sorry.
Ok fefags which to start with?
>>8504088
No no no, that was much, MUCH worse than this.
>>8504088
Oh dear!
>>8504159
Oh dear, oh dear!
>>8504147
Well alright, Here you go!
DAY 3
#JustAssassinThings
No, no, Trevor: drinking only makes everything seem funnier to you. Not everyone else.
The only weapon he needs is his ROCK-HARD ABS.
>>8504203
It's like cancer in pizza form.
NIGHT 3
Hah hah, gay! ...And also kinda hot.
At least Reigen's learned who he should shower with.
This ain't your stream, buddy.
How would they even fit?
ALL HAIL DUCK GUY.
...I've completely and utterly killed the thread, haven't I?
>>8504230
>>8504230
>NOT LIKING PEPPERS ON YOUR FINNA PIZZA
END YOUR LIFE MY MAN
DAY 4
Dammit, Roman. At least keep your lewdness to yourself, lest this happens.
Okay, maybe it is his stream after all.
I think one reviewer may be more biased than the others.
>>8504315
NIGGA, YOU GOTTA PUT AS MUCH MEAT AS HUMANELY POSSIBLE. PEPPERONI, HAM, SALAMI, SAUSAGE, MEATBALLS, BACON, THE WHOLE SHEBANG. ANYTHING LESS AND YOU MAY AS WELL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF.
>stylish fucking up
God fucking damn it
>>8504365
>Sanae never gets her bitchin tits out
God fucking damn it
NIGHT 4
Well, shit. I don't know who to worship now.
Black Ice! Hahahahahahah!
Duck Guy craves more blood.
Better not show that on-stream.
Children shouldn't be playing with knives.
>>8504365
Shame, innit?
>>8504407
I want to fucking die
stop lurking
F E A S T B O Y S
A relatively tame one, aside from the cannibalism, arrow fatality, and Mecha-Hitler.
>>8504424
Mokou?
>>8504425
Yes, sir!
>>8504425
Fine. What is it you want?
>>8504425
But I am watching a video of a cockatoo dancing to Michael Jackson.
>>8504452
Thanks for ruining the faction games for everyone.
>>8504425
Sorry.
fucking piece of shit stylish reeeee
DAY 5
Well, Avenger just took out 1/3 of the field without even trying.
>>8504471
Ay yo, link me that shit, brah.
>>8504486
Oh, knock it off. There's no one to blame. The rules just should have been more defined and concrete. That's all.
>>8504425
No. I hate all of you. Goodbye.
+1 UID
>>8504511
april fools!!
>>8504425
Do something interesting then. Make me be here.
-1 UID
>>8504486
This.
>>8504486
>>8504529
Sorry for thinking it'd be an interesting idea for a set of games I was really enjoying and looking forward to.
NIGHT 5
...Well, now we know why he just killed those three people.
F I N A L T H R E E B O Y S
>>8504525
go to sleep hoshi
>>8504550
Bugs are really scary creatures.
>>8504536
>Pats
C'mon, don't let people force you into an apology. Think of it as you were just so interesting you broke the game.
...and I don't even know what happened.
>>8504536
>kissu
You're fine. Don't listen to those cucks
>>8504577
Junko shipped with her in DMs
>>8504425
>"Do we HAVE to?"
>>8504536
You didn't do anything wrong bud.
DAY 6
Nice cookout. Too bad it all ends next slide. Place your bets!
>>8504566
I think this is the first IC response I've had to a slide since like Day 3.
>>8504602
Fuck off LF
>>8504556
You mustn't know me very well.
>>8504590
You serious?
>>8504601
It's because your games are boring.
>>8504602
kys
>>8504601
>>8504609
Yeah. Junko talked her up and they put their factions together.
>>8504602
This. Ahri sure pulls a lot of whiteknights for doing virtually nothing besides posting animu grills.
>Brantsteele deletes my code
>doesn't respond when I contact him about it
>Brant breaks my laptop
>Brant shitposts my games
>Brant hacks 8ch and deletes /yga/
BRANT STEELE RUINED HG
>>8504621
welcome to HG :^)
Well, I mean, you've played GTA V, right? Yeah.
>>8504610
That's a shame. Any recommendations for improvement?
>>8504602
I can't have a boner for her if she's not my waifu.
Checkmate, faggot.
>>8504621
she's a vidya tho
>>8504621
>Ahri pulls white knights.
>Doesn't defend themselves
GG
>>8504640
Fair point.
>>8504601
I thought I was late so I went out and ate dinner.
CONGRATULATIONS YORHA NO.9 TYPE S!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out shortly.
>>8504620
Yeah, I'm not surprised.
I wish them nothing but a long and fruitful relationship.
...but what's so bad about that? It's not like it was you or anything.
>>8504646
Your events aren't enticing to RP to. Most of it is already there in black and white or are just an "Oh, I don't know how to respond to that" event.
But first, the placements.
>>8504646
That Trevor event is canon. Holy shit.
>>8504682
That one made me smile too. Good RNG.
Well, not for Trevor.
>>8504671
Congrats.
>>8504678
Thanks for hosting.
>>8504633
Get fucked Yuno. More specifically by me.
>>8504678
Thank you very much.
>>8504633
Smells like April Fools
>>8504662
What did you have for dinner?
>>8504671
Uh, congratulations.
>>8504678
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>8504676
>blaming events for you having no creativity in responses
The only bad events are themed events that only a select few will get and vague events that don't properly explain who died.
>>8504678
Grats Rin. Thanks for hosting.
>>8504727
Didn't see you replying to them.
Or anyone else.
>>8504727
Do russian roulette events counts?
>>8504671
>>8504678
Congratulations, Android from the distant future!
>"And thank for hosting, host! We'll be sure to bribe you next time."
Ayyy, badda bing badda boom.
>>8504676
Really? I tried to write most of them in a way that left room for RP. And every code has events where you don't know how to respond on occasion. No code's perfect. I suppose I can try to write future events with even more room to RP, however.
>>8504694
>>8504697
>>8504722
>>8504732
No problemo. Thank you for play-
...Rin?
Have fun everyone.
I'm also leaving my faction. Give the land to whoever I guess. Everyone else has dropped out of it.
Yuno, you're a good host. I really looked forward to the games, and some people know I always got excited to see them. I'd love to help you iron out details if you ever want to do another.
To prevent issues like this next time, I'll refrain from joining them. I'm sure you have ways of obtaining my discord.
>>8504765
Are you TND by any chance because my god you have thin skin.
>>8504765
WE NEVER ASKED FOR THIS
>>8504739
You know a lot of those entries were filler and/or dead early game, right?
>>8504775
what does tnd mean
>>8504765
Bye bitch.
>>8504765
Just fuck off already.
>>8504765
>Everyone else has dropped out of it
The only other person who has left is your girlfriend you stupid dyke
>cancerous discord oldfags ONCE AGAIN chased off another rare newfag
Getting real tired of this rerun.
I still don't know what to call this without infringing on Yuno. "Cap of the Game"? Sure.
>>8504758
Thanks for playing.
>>8504765
...I really do hope you're referring to just Murderous Games, not HG in general.
>>8504765
Give me some land please, and I hope you are Ok with this.
>>8504812
t. ahri
>>8504765
>Please don't do this. It was my fault this all started snowballing down.
>>8504795
Ophis was in their faction too, as well as that swordsman guy, Roukou? I can't remember the spelling. So it wasn't just Suz.
>>8504820
Gamecap.
>>8505064
Oh shut the fuck up. You don't even know what we're talking about.
>>8504812
Atleast we still have Lana
>>8504765
Can I have the land? Claiming for the Magic Underpants of the Immortal Tsundere.
Someone get Yuno on the line.
>>8504822
Fuck off
new thread when
>>8505069
It was Rokurou.
Somebody give me a quick rundown about this Ahri situation. What happened with the factions?
>>8505078
Lana doesn't even come here anymore
>>8505087
No.
>>8505064
>Quit blaming yourself all the time TND, it isn't your fault this time
>>8504721
I had a burger! What did you eat for dinner, Anon?
>>8504765
>it hurts to live
>>8504765
I hope you reconsider but if you really plan on leaving this land I will not stop you
>>8505079
Cosigning this.
>>8505109
SOVIET WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STILL THIRSTING AFTER TND
>>8505099
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>>8505126
He's being a caring husband
>>8505111
I love you, cutiepie.
Yuno.
Just put the faction games on close.
It's over.
>>8505124
Ok sir
>>8505126
I don't even know anymore.
>>8505099
Junko was the only one even entering her faction anymore so she merged hers with Warhound
Everyone shitposters about because Junko was involved and yuno didn't make a rule about it.
Then 2 factions joined Seth and the games turned into free birds vs despair hounds and people don't think its fun anymore
>>8505111
Chicken filet and those little mini potatoes seasoned with bbq flavor. It was pretty good for once since I never get the latter just right.
>>8505125
>only one post
Other than that he's just lurking/not here most of the times
A P R I L F O O L S
>>8505099
I wasn't paying attention after my faction was eliminated, which was immediately. It looks like we have a lot of emotions.
But this is a good thing too, what fun would a faction game be without any drama and politics?
>>8505148
>>8505123
>Tears brim in her eyes
The exiled will return...
And we'll take care of that wicked witch Junko for you!
This is what happens when you make the factions more than something fun to be a part of
>>8505099
A few hours ago, someone not officially on the HIVE team entered the last faction game and won for them, and after arguing about where to put the territory she decided to give the points to the Freebirds instead against the faction leader's wishes. Because Yuno admittedly is making it up as she goes, she decided to go through with that and now a lot of people are quitting out of protest.
>>8505105
I was here last night my man
Most of the time I just sit back and watch instead of joining but I still love you guys and come here to visit whenever I can
>People worrying about newfags when we have Merak, Froze, Gascoigne, and Akane, all within the past two weeks.
I mean, don't get me wrong, I don't like it when people leave, but there's always new blood.
>>8504812
>I'm still here if you're worried about the lack of newfags.
>>8505111
Question. It takes the defeated factions twice the standard amount of points to reclaim any of their territory to regain a foothold, right?
How was it that a person that wasn't part of a faction in the first place managed to take a star-territory to eliminate a faction? That seems weird.
>>8505182
The entire game is run by seth shills so it's only natrual they get an unfair bias against them.
Faction games were a mistake.
>>8505191
I am pretty sure Akane is from ERP.
>>8505154
Thanks.
User-controlled factions was a retarded and lazy idea. Aaliyah's games worked for a time because the factions were preset for the most part, which cut down on some of the popularity contesting.
>>8505176
Just take the slots and shut the fuck up.
>>8505209
Akane is from /b/. I know her.
Meanwhile I'm just a guy being a dude.
>>8505207
My King, ganon has invaded!
>>8505219
This
>>8505189
Aay I fapped to your butt the other day, Lana. Hope you're having a good weekend.
>tfw you wanted to kick start your own faction because none of the factions fit your avas.
>tfw no gf
>>8505202
>buttblasted warcuck
>>8505255
>He doesn't use two devices for maximum shitposting
Step it up, nigger.
>>8505247
>tfw not in the cool kids clubs
iktf
>Ahri commits faction/character suicide
>Everyone hates her and the games now.
... If this is an april fools joke, I'm not laughing.
>>8505211
>I was working on one at the time with presets but i gave the map i needed to work on to hoshi. No surprise how that turned out.
>>8505277
No surprise.