First 24.
Those deemed a threat to my agenda will be barred.
>Previously, on the HG threads... >>8495498
>>8496135
Kamina
>>8496135
Kurumi
>>8496135
FRANKY
OW!
>>8496135
Naota
>>8496135
Skeleton knight
>>8496135
Avenger
Professor James Moriarty
Eggman-kun
>>8496135
Sliver Queen
>>8496135
FFFFFFUCK YOU!
>>8496135
Youmu Konpaku
Takeshita
Gin Ichimaru
Mashmyre Cello
>>8496135
Maria and Harusame
>>8496163
What's your problem?
Jonathan Joestar
Dive Man
>>8496135
Ririchiyo
Lord Beerus
Succ sensei
Zyra
>>8496135
Nero Claudius Caesar Augustus Germanicus
Miles and the Walrider
Spiral Knight
>>8496200
>kissus the umu
>>8496200
I played the shit out of you in fate/extra n fate/extella!
10/10 would play again
One more.
YAMEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Captain Luna
>>8496214
Hitler
>>8496221
Need a swap?
>>8496229
Nah, I'm good. Got the snek in.
Thanks though.
Kashiwazaki Sena
>>8496262
Looking SUPER!
Let's get to the fighting!
>>8496262
>either you read my mind on swappin Youmu for Luna, or I did somethin to piss you off.
>>8496211
>The anon ends up kissuing the long red blade his Emperor drew.
Cease, a citizen is not allowed to touch his Emperor, much less kiss him!
>>8496212
I see my influence spreads far and wide, fufufu...
>>8496262
Your Emperor is ready, and that is all that matters. Commence!
>>8496262
>>8496197
>>8496250
>>8496291
Telepathy is one of my strengths as a magus.
>>8496300
more like gaygus
>>8496300
>you're lucky ily!
>>8496297
>>8496220
>Puts the loli back in a safe, enclosed area
We begin.
>>8496307
>I-I'll be hosting again and making a rule that you can't ban somebody twice in a row.
>>8496352
>not banning Soviet permanently
>>8496352
I'm not worried about it. Reminds me of when we had to roll to get in a game.
>>8496352
Stupid hunters!
>>8496358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0WvJrEuJTk
>>8496352
>>8496358
Soviet is banned permanently. Only his other avas are allowed. The disgusting abomination that is Dimitri "Soviet" Petrenkov isn't welcome in my games.
>>8496397
Inshallah.
>>8496397
>>8496439
You won't need any of this stuff anymore, for I am going to destroy your skull next!
So are Maria and Sunset fucking each other on discord?
>>8496477
Oh... The irony.
>>8496477
>>8496477
Wah!
This is all those hooligans' faults for forcing their Emperor to carpool after destroying his precious automobile.
I will be sure to crucify those three...
>Nero rubs her aching head.
A-After, I recover my senses...
>does a sick backflip
>>8496566
>was too busy talking into the camera to record it.
>>8496548
>>8496566
nice
>no host: people circlejerk
>someone hosts: silence
Sometimes I hate you fucks...
>>8496566
Ahahahahah!
>Roma claps her hands like a child
You amuse me, citizen! Do that again!
>>8496586
I was first blood, I was first blood....
>>8496594
Shut the fuck up
>Tapes mouth shut
>>8496594
>first blood
>insert lewd comment
>>8496586
Literally all that's left are filler and Kamina's own avas.
>>8496589
>nervous sweating as he flips again and almost falls on his ass
>>8496576
>>8496586
M-My boys the Fatefags tried their hardest
>>8496606
Still better than the usual trash circlejerking at this hour.
If dubs Maria ERPs
>>8496621
For you
>>8496605
>>8496604
>Rips the tape off in a very uncomfortable-to-look-at manner.
Vampires don't have those, silly~.
If dubs Maria ERPs.
>>8496619
Through the last few weeks I've put on some weight, so I shouldn't be eating too much- b-but that's absolutely not the reason behind my absence!
I was doing... evil mastermind things! Yes! That's it!
>>8496615
Hohohohoho!
>Roma lets out a hearty chuckle, entertained easily by the small stunt
Again, again citizen! Continue!
>>8496630
Even if you succeed, your dream will never come to fruition. It has already been decided by fate.
If blandest Jojo wins, we riot.
>>8496644
If dubs it's as Harusame in the NTR thread
>>8496649
If she had ran for president in 2016 I would have voted for her.
>>8496619
W-WINNER NEXT
>>8496649
Uh.. not so sure that's a good idea but okay.
>He takes a deep breath and jumps into the air, flipping back one more time, but opening his eyes slightly he could see he was about to fall on his face.
Shi-
>he crashes into the floor face first, breaking his nose and rolling around in pain
S-Sorry Grandpa, I skipped a slide...
Winner next next next slide...
>>8496715
Jojo wins. Calling it now
>>8496696
What manner of trickery is this? Where did I go? Wait, what's that smell? This smell that's so familiar and annoying at the same time!
This must be that damn Holmes' work! I'm sure it's one of his damn tricks, but you won't fool me Holme-
>>8496715
>The old man awkwardly coughs
I'll just keep blaming Holmes for this. That explanation makes me feel less pathetic.
>>8496696
>>8496715
Oh dear, I can't possibly succumb now after committing such brutal acts to get this far. I'm sorry little one, but I hope this act of salvation will be a good show of sportsmanship, rather than betraying my values by taking you both out so deviously.
>>8496696
YAMERO
>>8496766
KAMINA STOP RIGGING
>>8496774
Wait, he was also Jojo?
oh maria your ass was divine
>>8496766
Sorry miss, I'll make this as painless as possible.
>JoJo strangles the girl quickly
>>8496784
See, this is why I hate 99.9% of bronies...
>>8496766
The Blandest but not the worst Jojo wins.
>>8496782
Maybe, maybe not. I'm just saying IT DOESNT TAKE 8 FUCKING MINUTES TO UPLOAD A GOD DAMN SLIDE
>>8496798
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8496810
Ever consider he may be multitasking?
>>8496798
Hmmmmpf. Congrats, hunter. And thaaaanks~.
I read every post in a Southern accent, it makes HG 10x more enjoyable.
>>8496798
Even if I failed to carry out my devious plan through this round, it was still an entertaining one! Thank you for hosting!
>>8496817
>hosting while you're busy
>>8496828
Hi, AJ Styles.
>>8496798
>>8496810
I'm working on the winscreen while I host cock
>>8496798
Impressive for a human.
>thanks for the game, Kamina.
>>8496798
Congrats.
>>8496843
Thanks for hosting,
>>8496843
You host cock? That's fucking gay, Kamina.
>>8496856
You don't? Fuckin pleb!
>>8496843
>11 kills
Congratulations and thanks for the game.
>>8496843
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>8496843
>>8496856
die
>>8496843
Thank you for allowing me the chance to accomplish such a bloody feat, host!
>Mobile Jo
>>8496837
>Not hosting when you are at home and aren't feeling overwhelmed
I may as well try to host consistently again since I stopped RPing save for the occasional Eila post or two desu
I'll keep my posting consistent for this next game, you're right that waiting 8 minutes is ridiculous for a slide
>>8496905
what about Shimakaze?
>>8496843
At least I got rhe furthest out of everyone worth looking at.
Scratch that, I was the only one anyway.
>>8496912
No.
Why do I want to fuck the vampire?
>>8496935
Because I also want to fuck the vampire.
Sunsets mind is on one thing only
>>8496935
Because you have shit taste, son.
>>8496916
>an iron club shoots out from your tv screen, hitting you in the face.
>>8496873
Your time is well-spent on entertaining your Emperor!
>>8496701
>The jovial expression leaves Roma's face, replaced with a disappointed one.
...oh. How unprofessional.
Citizens!
>Roma claps her hands, and 4 men come and pick up her red elegant palanquin by the handles, escorting her off the premises and leaving the anon to his devices
>>8496962
>pulls down clothes on tits
>>8496942
How far this flare gun will launch a dildo?
>>8496962
>got this pic?
>>8496935
>>8496938
>>8496944
You're all weeeird....
>>8496980
Far enough
>>8496984
No, but I have acquired such a modern outfit now! Your gift is appreciated, citizen.
>>8496995
>kissu
>>8497036
Just it out, cut it out!
>>8497044
>punchu
>>8497044
Just it...? Weeeird....
>>8497064
Heey!
>>8497036
>>8497064
>stabbu
>>8497081
>kissu
oh maria keep going yes im gonna nut in your cum chute again!
>>8497083
>parry's kissu
>performs riposte
>>8497083
>slappu
She's mine!
>>8497098
>riposte
Wouldn't that mean you kissing him back?
>>8497081
Awww, is someone protecting me~?
>>8497118
>Sprays with holy water
>>8497114
No. It means I violently bitchslap his face with my sword, then stab him in the stomach.
>>8497118
If you take this the wrong way I will summon a monster you will not like.
>>8497124
Oh, good.
Can't have any competitors for your love.
maria you taste so good
>>8497136
That is the most non erping image I have ever seen used to erp.
>>8497136
Okay that one got a little giggle out of me.
>tfw I just spent 45 minutes watching spiderman deliver pizzas
what am I doing with my life?
>>8497122
Meanie!
>>8497132
Summoning monsters is a vampire's skill. If you liked me that much, you could've just saaiid so~.
>She laughs in to her hand childishly.
>>8497150
>I've wasted longer watchin an old man cook from a real chuck wagon still used in todays cattle herding. All with cast iron.
>>8497150
>tfw spent 2 hours listening to music with raised pitches
I'm such a deejay lol
>>8497150
Not piloting the Gundam.
>>8497153
I swear I will summon Mara!
>>8497189
>not summoning Marit Lage
oh maria keep going while harsuaem just fingers herself over there
>the earth shakes as the giant walks into the thread.
>>8497189
Eeeeeeeew. Let's just keep this between us, let's just keep this between us~.
>She grins widely and toothily, clearly enjoying herself way too much.
>>8497202
>The vampire wastes no time in flying up to roughly eye level with the thing, prodding it with a hand.
>>8497209
I will kill you one day.
>>8497209
>>8497222
It's time to duel!
>>8497232
>whips out yugioh deck
did somebody say time to duel?
i'll beat you nerds
>>8497222
Awww, can't you take a joke?
>>8497232
>Unfortunately for Kurumi, Vampires are not a very strong archetype.
>>8497232
I play myself, in attack mode!
>>8497246
>7 stars
>1250 base attack
>0 protection
lmao it's shit
>Out clubbing with mates
>they all fuck off home and leave me down the street
Fucking cunts
Anyway, how it going hg?
>>8497255
I equip it with my cocaine spellcard! Giving it 6250 attack!
>>8497261
Trying not to die from the cancer that is the 2hu cj
ah maria your better then spike ever was
>>8497264
big whoop, one MST and it's gone, one Magic Cylinder and you play yourself
>>8497267
Yeah gokd luck cunt.
>>8497275
>It's for fun. If I wanted to actually try I would redownload the yugioh game on my phone n challenge Parsee
>>8497261
It's tiring to say the least. Watching over children is not my favorite pastime...
>>8497236
Do you truly think you can beat the master?!
>>8497246
I place myself faced up in attack mode before ending my turn!
>>8497243
That's a pity for you!
.looks at my hand which is filled with pot of greed.
>>8497305
Well, I'm dead.
>>8497209
>Gaius observes the little thing with curiosity, unaware that humans could fly.
>it looks like a human to him. He's never seen a vampire before.
>>8497305
Bitch i will run Yugioh rings around you
>compulses you into the ocean
>>8497305
>Gets you eliminated from the tournament for using more than three of a Forbidden card.
>>8497326
>She floats there, her massive wings extended outwards dramatically.
Hmmm...maybe it's dumb.
mmm fuck my throat harder with your tongue maria
I saw this baby in a white moms car when i was at the circle k. Doors wide open while she was inside. Half black so the day probably wasn't around so I did what any logical proud white man would do. I gave it the fucking finger and took a picture of it. Stupid baby got what was coming to him.
>>8497331
Noooooo! My only monster card!
>>8497339
God damn it!
>>8497320
Now give me your deck nerd!
>>8497363
>Not filling your deck with nothing but monster cards
Cheh... Amateur
>>8497363
that's your own fault for only running 1 monster out of 40-60 goddamn cards
>>8497355
Hi Izaya
Sundown
>>8497376
The rest of them were buffs!
>>8497374
Shut up! I >>8497374
had to sell all of my other monster cards to make a living!
>>8497339
>as if in response, the giant tilts his head to the side. Dumb or not, he is certainly not very expressive.
>>8497406
Am
At
Teur
>>8497407
>Kurumi does the same gesture with her head in kind, snickering to herself. Apparently the little vampire is easily amused.
>>8497417
I hugged Sunset. Nothing else and this anon just seems obsessed with it.
>>8497448
When's the wedding?
>>8497442
I want to fuck Kurumi in the missionairy position for the sole purpose of reproduction.
Why are touhous autistic?
>>8497479
No you see, the characters have no personalities, but autistic people roleplay them and that's why they come off as autists.
>rock up at mates place at 2am
>he let's me in and let's me sleep on his spare bed
Whag a fukin champ.
>>8497431
No!
FIRST 24
>>8497474
Maaaatt~?
>>8497500
Kroomy
>>8497500
Early Cuyler
>>8497500
Drunk
>>8497500
Gascoigne
>>8497500
Raven
>>8497490
Give him succ to thank him.
>>8497500
Maria and Harusame
>>8497500
poached eggs man
>>8497500
Syria
>>8497536
Hoi. Git on the thing if you can. I got something for ya.
>>8497500
Gaius
>>8497500
Professor James Moriarty
>>8497500
Duke Nukem
>>8497544
Alright.
>>8497522
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/b6/f2/b6f20bfd6096a09f5a0a0c0ac0b1cf44.jpg?4638334
>>8497500
IU
>>8497500
Kugelmugel
>>8497559
Okay, that was a good one.
>>8497500
Sticky Fingaz
>>8497500
Ed the 3rd
>I'll bite the bullet and take the bait
>>8497544
I'm just going to say this... thanks.
>>8497500
Trevor Belmont
>>8497500
Eggman-kun
>>8497500
Avenger
>>8497581
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BJM-FImCAAEc8Rc.jpg:large
>>8497609
Any time~
>>8497635
Ah, yes. The Red Woman. I will see to it that she recieves it.
>>8497500
Cassandra Alexandra
>>8497500
P Light
>>8497500
Sheep
>>8497500
Reigen Arataka
>>8497500
Sakuya
>>8496942
Maria and Harusame and Sunset when
>>8497721
>>8497500
Entry btw
We autists are worthless. Can't even RP right.
Gives me Conniptions
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Penguin
>>8497740
Not yet.
>>8497727
Quit your bitching.
Give me a Heavy Gem and shut up.
>>8497727
KYS Hawky
>>8497754
Loathe me all you like. But you will never be a true Autist.
>>8497757
Look at you. Being almighty after killing a lord of cinder. You can't even RP right.
>>8497773
>Stares at you silently for a long time.
You know what?
I think I'm just going to kill you now instead of during the endgame spree.
>>8497773
>backstabs
>>8497786
>well what is it?
>>8497807
>Stares at you silently for a long time.
I hate this hub.
>>8497807
>Parries
>pewpews
Dark Souls OC circlejerk when?
>>>/cock/
>>>/fitlit/
>>>/can/
>>>/mo/
>>>/fap/
>>>/mlpol/
This is the best April Fool's day I've seen on this site
>>8497876
last year was better
>>8497843
>Flattens you from behind.
>>8497843
>Fucking dies
>>8497833
>spams well what is it?
>>8497896
>Fucking dies due to no armour
Is everyone on the /b/ thread?
>dead.
>>8497862
hopefully never.... one is bad enough...
GAS
THE
HORSEFAGS
Trevor belmont fucking kurumi when?
>>8497786
>>8497807
>>8497896
>>8497901
>>8497928
What a sick joke.
>>8498079
>implying anything to do with dark souls is bad
>>8498049
>Disgracing the Belmont Clan
>You sick bastard.
>>8498048
>>8498095
>tfw you link wrong >>8498013
>>8498049
>>8498098
Don't worry, don't worry~. I like someone else anywayyys.
>>8498095
perverts are bad though
>>8498112
Good.
post your dark souls characters
I want to exorcise Yukine's dick
>>8498157
The "pirate" look is waaaaay cooler than the hunter look too! Kehehehe.
>>8498161
How about my Senpai?
>>8498175
NO YOU DON'T
>>8498112
Who is it that gets yout twat wet?
>>8498238
It's a secret to anyone who never noticed~.
>>8498254
its me
>>8498181
...I don't think I follow.
>>8498294
You wish.
>>8498294
Prove it, prove it~.
>>8498295
How they dress and carry themselves, duuuuh. He's a bona fide hero, too, he is.
>>8498323
is it that matt guy, the blonde?
>sleeping
>dream about walking into the bathroom
>panic starts
>begin telling myself to wake up
>pull out dick in dream
>SCREAMING INTERNALLY
>wake up and jump out of bed
>run to the bathroom and take the longest piss I've ever taken
FEAR
>>8498323
....I don't get this at all. You mention a he when addressing my attire? Weird to say the least.
>>8498367
she's not talking about you, duhhh
>>8498338
Hmmm....
>>8498367
You don't look like a Trevor to me~. And style is style, either way!
>>8498375
I notice. But mention someone else when talking about my attire is... strange to me.
>>8498376
Wait, so you were talking about Trevor? The second Belmont?
Are still on the /b/ thread or are we just dead? Cos I was going to host a 36 if we're not.
>>8498412
I'm here.
>>8498390
Duuuh. At least for the hunter man~. Silly woman can't keep track.
>>8498412
We're here, we're here.
>>8498412
Here I am.
>>8498433
To be frank... I am not that good in conversation, especially to something my clan is hateful towards.
>>8498412
Here.
I suppose it would be sensible to start in a new thread, right?
>>8498478
Mmmhmmm.
>>8498471
Isn't it mean to be hateful to a whole species? It's not like I had a say when I was born, you know~.
>She reaches over carelessly to pinch her on the cheek.
>>8498507
>Punches in stomach