First 24.
>Previously, on the HG threads... >>8474153
>>8475308
Chen!
>>8475308
Cirno
Alfred Jones
>>8475308
Fluorette
>>8475283
Perhaps in due time I can handle that, too.
>>8475285
>>8475319
>Fluorette laughs a bit as she hops to her feet, stretching a bit.
I do like this, too...wow. I'll be sure to! Though....
>She jumps in to the air a few times, landing firmly on the ground after every jump.
...It doesn't look like I can do everything you can. Are they rare?
>>8475308
Maria and Harusame
Lord Beerus
Avenger
>>8475308
Ririchiyo
>>8475308
Youmu Konpaku
Squigly
Suiren
>>8475308
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>8475308
Baron Blade
>>8475275
Does it feel bad to you, miss? That should be your answer.
>>8475285
O-o-only a hundred?!
>For the second time today, she is shocked into silence. It was only after the little girl's(?) question about the accident that snapped her back to reality.
Um, Jiang what, miss?
Mr. Bread
Chie
>>8475351
Chen is female.
Rubick
Mara
>>8475327
Nyahaha....!
Don't feel bad, I had to learn how to fly too!
Are Nekomata rare? Mm..... Well, sort of, in my land! There are only two besides me, and I don't even see them that often, nya!
It's weird, because you think I'd know more of them....
I think most of them hide now.
>>8475351
Yeah! Um... Well, we nekomata live a lot longer than humans do. Ehehe~.
>she takes off her hat and scratches at her own head a bit, sitting down after circling a small area.
A Jiang-Shi! It's kind of like... like a zombie, nya. Did the accident do that to you?
>>8475359
It's about her age tho
Commie killer Pinochet
Miyako Yoshika
Killing myself
Bad Company
>>8475371
>little girls(?) question
>the (?) after girls indicates they are not 100% sure on gender
Suika's ass
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8475330
I've seen a private school failing a kid for rejecting intelligent design as an alternative to evolution, and the defunding of public schools was Reagan, nothing to do with curriculum.
Back a few decades ago, private schools were usually worse than public schools. The shift occurred thanks to the cowboy actor turned president.
Gedoumaru
>>8475351
Well, a bit selfish, but...no, I suppose not? I suppose I have a right to be now and then....
>>8475367
Oh! Well, I guess it'd be just cheating if I got THAT much instnatly, haha...
Is that so...well, that's just terrible! A-ahem...I mean...doesn't that bother you?
>>8475390
>There's a point where a girl stops being a girl and starts being a woman. Typically speaking, it's some time before 100.
>>8475346
Blade?
>>8475346
kys Baron
>>8475403
Well there is one problem with private schools as you noticed. They are heavily religious. But I can deal with that over .gov forcing shit like common core math, or expelling a kid for pointing a chicken nugget at another kid.
>>8475422
hold up man, chicken nuggets are dangerous dude
>>8475413
You called?
>>8475359
>>8475371
The second gentlemen and lady explained it for me. Thank you. I am sorry if I made that confusing.
>>8475367
>She attempts to put on a smile but it ends up being more crooked than she intended.
Well you look very good for your age! Haha haha ha-
>Once again, the girl's question brings her back to normal. She takes a very deep, very unneeded breath to calm herself further.
Thank you for telling me. You would be very right, miss. Though it was more of an incident than an accident.
>>8475412
Ma'am. There is nothing wrong with being a little selfish. Especially if it is something as small as talking! It won't be hurting someone after all.
>>8475425
Only when spammed in erp.
Or was that chicken nuggers?
>>8475382
Whoa, you have really good timing-nya!
>>8475398
>kek
>props to whoever posted this. :v
>>8475412
Well....
Sure it does, a little bit.
But Ran-sama and Yukari-sama told me I wasn't like this a long time ago, so... I think it's for the better that I'm not with them. I really would like to meet more though. Maybe I'd even find my real family...
>a smile returns to her face
buuuut... Now I have one more that I know! Even if you're not entirely a nekomata, I'll take it!
>>8475429
E-eh? Uhm....
I'm sorry, nya! Did I say something bad there, just now...?
>>8475433
Thank you for providing the stage for us. Begin when you are ready.
>>8475427
Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
>>8475433
I get zomby lady for a teammate? This just might work
>she begins to plan.
>>8475433
Now, maybe I was being a little bit unreasonable the last few times. Let's keep hopeful, but also relatively realistic.
By that, I mean that we'll get to the top ten if we try hard enough! All we need is a little bit of faith! Let's go!
>>8475433
Nyaa.... So it's with Cirno this time?
Sure, let's start!
>>8475429
I see...thank you for the encouragement! Sometimes, well...it really is needed. Even if it's simple.
>>8475434
You mean, when you were only a 'normal' cat...? Hmm.
>That thoughtful look is quickly replaced by a smile of her own.
I'm glad you'll count me. I swear, I'll cherish this gift.
>>8475433
Wonderful!
>>8475434
That was me this game. Someone did it earlier but entered too late.
Thought best oni ass deserved a shot.
>>8475422
Public schools don't expel for much less than extreme shit. I went to a private one. A bonus was that they didn't have to put up with anyone if they didn't want to.
Curriculum is too much for me to get into right now, but this was a good talk.
>>8475434
Do I?
>>8475398
>It looks like it's made of plastic.
>>8475458
How is playing police with chicken nuggets for guns extreme?! They weren't even bitten into a gun shape like the kid that got expelled from public school for chewin his poptart into a gun shape.
>>8475444
No one.
>>8475447
Nice nazi salute.
>>8475469
I don't know anything about what happened there, but crazy shit happens
>>8475454
>You guys are bastards and I love it. Never change.
>>8475451
Nya.. Well, not quite, it was a little after that...
Of course I will! Friends can be hard to come by, so you should always keep the ones you have close.
Even if they aren't the same species as me, youkai are youkai, nya!
>>8475462
Well, I was trying to explain what a Jiang-Shi is, and... Boom~! Here you are, nya!
>>8475434
>She didn't want to give the impression that anything the child did was anything wrong. Normalizing her smile, she kneels down and pets the cat-like girl.
You did nothing wrong, miss. You just caught me by surprise is all. So. A hundred years is young for you?
>>8475451
It is no trouble at all. Though may I ask something?
>>8475477
It's called indoctrinating. Raise the kids to accept what .gov thinks is best, and when they grow up into obediant citizens it becomes much easier to do as you please in congress.
>>8475475
No, that's not the Nazi salute, that's the AMERICAN salute. There is a HUGE difference, believe it or not.
>>8475483
I'd be willing to say you cheated, but hey, I ain't got no time to argue about a paper-scissors-rock game! Take it, man!
>>8475480
Oh, well, I, uh...I'm sorry for misunderstanding that....
Hehe, friends...I could use some of those. But I'm still not really a yokai in the end, am I?
>>8475482
Anything at all, ma'am.
>>8475483
Eh? A nyife? I wonder what's so special about-
>she activates it and sends the knife flying
Nyaa!
>>8475482
Hnn.
O-oh, good.
>her eyes shut a bit and she purrs quietly, enjoying the rubbing
Well, for a lot of youkai, 100 is young! We live a looong time, nya!
>>8475483
>>8475493
>"You dare accuse the lady of such trickery?"
He said we don't have time to argue. Thank you for this, sir!
>>8475510
How the fuck did you pull that off, Maria? You, of all people should be able to not choke on their own tongue!
>>8475485
You might have read too much into one expulsion there anon. There are much easier ways of manipulating large masses of people, and most representatives don't have to worry much about losing their seat once they get it.
>>8475503
Look, these glasses aren't as good as they used to be! I said I would be willing, not that I would!
>Alfred tosses the back to Squigly before making a run for it.
Catch ya on the flipside! Don't waste it, 'kay?
>>8475510
Alright, so we have to do a rap battle. Well, luckily for me, Hamilton made me well-prepared for this!
My name is Alfred Jones, and I am the hero,
The chances of you winning is as good as zero.
You might think I'm all bark, all talk, no bite,
but I can totally assure you that I'll win in this fight.
>>8475524
>>8475510
.....
I am not a singer.
>>8475519
Those were the ones that stuck out most for expulsion. How bout the rapes that schools do not expell over, because the rapist is a minority.
>>8475493
No, that definitely looks like a nazi salute. This ain't nazi Germany you know.
>>8475498
I am just a little curious about the selfish thing. Who would it be selfish against if you did it? Is someone forbidding you to do it?
>>8475499
>Giving a giggle at calming, she begins to brush her hair.
That is quite interesting. Very. very interesting. Men looking like women. Adults looking like children. What a strange world I woke up to.
>>8475510
Wait miss! I just wish to speak. Darn this skirt of mine!
>>8475510
>>8475529
No, this is a nazi salute. Bit of a diffrrencr
>>8475532
>hic
Eh..... Sure, yeah! I'll allow it...~
>>8475526
>Alfred opens his mouth, and then closes it.
Singing isn't the same as rapping, though. It's just talking really fast but to a beat! Are you sure you can't do it?
>>8475529
I am very offended that you think that this salute of mine is a Nazi one. There's a line you don't cross, and doing a Nazi salute is one of 'em.
It's American. I swear on McDonalds, it is.
>>8475532
If this isn't incentive enough that I'm the hero, then I don't know what is!
>>8475531
No.
You would harass me like they always did.
>>8475532
I'll have the prime rib, with a side of her ass.
She'll be havin a footlong
>>8475498
Then consider me one!
I mean... Not all humans are really bad, nya. It's more the fact they're scared of us than we are scared of them~.
>>8475510
Huh?
Maybe...
>she attempts to eat one of the cigarettes, and promptly spits it out
Byeh. Nevermind, these are terrible!
>>8475531
>she leans towards the petting
You're telling me, nyaaa...!
I met a girl today that can change herself into a youkai just like me, nya!
I've only met one other person that can do that, and she never turned into a nekomata.
>>8475532
And another nekomata!
Wow, you've got a really nice patio, Mr Beerus~!
>>8475532
What an interesting discovery. A good ally a piece of bread does not make.
>>8475524
>Leviathan only gives a growl at him as Squigly happily waves back to him.
You will not have to worry about that, sir. I will make good use of it! Good luck!
>>8475532
>With the use of her powers, her scream is heard around the arena. What was she afraid of? She doesn't want to say.
>>8475538
>>8475529
>Nazi Salute
Fuck off you uneducated fucks. It's the Roman Salute.
>>8475556
Hold up
>>8475551
>being rejected by a penis monster
>>8475531
I obey a...higher power.
>She glances skywards.
For as much as they grant in return, they...ah...ask much of me, too.
>>8475532
Exactly what I'd have asked for!
>>8475545
I'm, ah, not good at talking enough to do THAT, either. So yes, I'm certain.
>>8475550
So I will!
Where I live...I've only seen things like you in the spirit world. Even then only, er...extremely, extremely rarely. But from what I've seen, you're all harmless unless provoked! A pointless bit of madness, really...
>>8475551
>>8475566
No children!
>>8475566
Why is there a ghost sperm floating around you?
>>8475551
>>8475573
>She fits in wonderfully as some sort of weird-looking plush.
>>8475546
What? I would never!
>With as fast as she is going, she could never catch up to the other girl. Knowing that she doesn't want to talk to her, she stays in her spot.
>>8475550
>She is a little unsure of what else a cat needs. She stops for now as she folds both of her hands on her lap.
That must be quite exciting for someone your age. Apparently. I would imagine someone knowing a lot for being One hundred plus.
>>8475551
>Once again, the girl was brought back to life. Coughing up any excess water in her body, she gives a heartfelt smile to her savior.
You did this for me? I cannot thank you enough for it, miss.
>>8475573
>The sounds of gunshots destroys any bravado she had. She was an easy target for the ensuing hail.
>>8475573
>>8475578
When did I get such a cheap looking plushy?
>>8475551
I, uh... Oh. I don't think I was supposed to do that. Hey, I'm sorry for that! I'll give you a good funeral, I promise!
>>8475552
Hey, man, there's no need to apologise! It's an honest mistake, and I didn't even mind that much about it!
Remember that no one is perfect, after all.
>>8475567
...Then I guess that means I won, right?
>Alfred then takes out a notebook and marks something down.
"Alfred F. Jones; 1, The World: 7". I'm on a roll today, and I've only been here for six hours! At least you had a good go, right?
>>8475577
>>8475551
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGp9pbkhgos
>>8475567
Well, it's not entirely unfounded, nya.
We do attack humans sometimes.
But it's not all of us, and we can still eat regular food like anyone else!
Besides, if you're in a spirit world then most of the ghosts don't want to harm you anyway!
>>8475573
Nya... I ran out of fish today.... Uwaaa...
>>8475577
Pf...Ffft....
Nyehehe~
>>8475580
...Mm?
>she looks over at Squigly quizzically, almost disappointed
Oh, well, yeah! I haven't seen any nekomata like me for a few years now.
>she sits up properly instead.
Well, I've still got a lot to learn, but yes! I've seen a lot of things over all that time. Quite a few major battles and whatnot.
>>8475589
>This wounds the plush's ego.
>>8475590
I suppose so, yes. It was...interesting to watch, at least...?
>>8475593
>She lets out a shout, before after a moment quickly returning to her meditation.
>>8475600
That sounds to be not out of maliciousness so much as...boredom...?
T-that may be, ah...just what I call where my soul travels at times. I even met a karakasa in one of those worlds, actually, as I mentioned.
>>8475593
This is highly uncalled for! I did nothing to deserve this!
Probably...
>>8475593
I wish I could draw Cirno chatting with Suikas ass...
>>8475567
That is quite strange but I understand. I was quite a religious girl myself before this happened. So you think they may be upset with what you are doing?
>>8475600
>Only wanting a snake as a pet, she is not sure what else she should do. But the upset look she's getting tells her what she did was wrong.
M-major battles? Do you mean ones outside of here? My goodness! Does Ms. Ran know?
>>8475618
Request it to Tricky when she's in thread
>>8475623
The driver lives? This world can still be so cruel.
>>8475609
Partially for that, yeah!
Really? Huuuh.... I've heard humans can project their souls from their bodies by meditating, nya! Is that true? Does it really work?
Hnn...Did you ask her what her name was?
>>8475621
Nya..!
Oh, right.
Um, that was before I met Ran-sama at all! I wasn't always Ran-sama's shikigami.
>>8475623
H-heeey! Slow down, slow do-
>>8475627
I'm not gonna request a child draw that...
>>8475623
...Huh.... I think I feel somethin', what is that....
Feels kinda...good...
>>8475633
Yeah , but this is Tricky we're talking about
>>8475623
Winner next.
>>8475609
Of course it was interesting to watch! When you pit Alfred Jones against someone or other, it's guaranteed to be a good time! I think that isn't bragging... I need to cut back on that.
>Alfred puts the notebook back in his pocket, looking up at the girl.
Do you have a name? I'd at least like to know who I was up against... Even if it lasted a minute or two!
>>8475623
Man, there's nothing I can say except for one thing.
"If you drink and drive, you're a bloody idiot."
>>8475308
Ronaldo
>>8475621
>She looks away from it after a moment, firmly closing her eyes.
...If they are, they'll let it be known soon enough indeed.
>>8475632
It is, really! At the least, it's so for me, it's how I'm even here in the first place.
I...it didn't really...have a name. It was kind of just...there, in a large shrine. Normally in the spirit world, things are...unresponsive to me.
>>8475643
Erhm...Fluorette. I suppose it's...a pleasure to meet you?
>>8475623
I-I can't drive either, just let me out of-!
>Hoooo boy that Suika event
>>8475642
>hic
Uuuu~...
>>8475638
>Suika enjoys playing bloody knuckles with her ass.
>>8475639
So? I still have standards. And those standards include not having a kid draw Cirno holding a conversation with Suika's ass...
>>8475653
Your kinda late. The game is just about to end.
>>8475632
So she adopted you? How wonderful! I always enjoy hearing stories like those.
>Still unsure what to do with a cat, she moves a shaky hand to the other's head, just barely touching it.
I am glad she was able to do so before you really got hurt.
>>8475656
Oh dear. I will stop talking to you if it makes you any comfortable. I wouldn't want them to be angry with you.
>>8475667
God damn it... My entry almost made it!
F, Suika's ass. In more ways than one...
>>8475667
Thank you for hosting and congratulations driver who is more competent than the oni whilst wasted
>>8475656
If you didn't get my name, it's Alfred! Alfred Jones. I'm known by a lot of titles, but that's the one everyone knows.
I know, I know, I'm a little bit too eccentric, but you get used to it after a few days. Hello!
>>8475667
>>8475685
U-Um
>>8475667
>>8475674
>>8475685
>I regret entering her
Thanks
>>8475677
Skeltals suck.
>>8475667
>>8475685
That child won? It would be rude not to congratulate her. Well done miss. Thank you for having us, Mr. Kiritsugu.
>>8475667
Congrats Chie. And thanks for the entertainment, Kamina.
>>8475669
I just noticed, thanks anyway.
>>8475688
>>8475656
Ahh.... I'll have to t-- Wait, I can't tell Yukari-sama, she'll know otherwise!
Really? It sounds....really lonely in your spirit world, nya.
>>8475659
>she's also drunk off her ass. And now has sedatives IN her ass
>>8475671
>nodnod
That's one way to put it, nya! A shikigami is sort of like... a familiar, nya, if you know what that is.
>she lowers her head and allows the petting, giving a smile up to her.
She doesn't talk a lot about how she found me, nya. I'm just glad she did. I never would've had a better mentor than Ran-sama!
>>8475685
Good job, nya!!
>>8475688
And thank you!
>>8475689
You regret entering? But you got 12 kills! Isn't that a record?
>HG needs more _______avs.
Fill in the blank
>>8475690
That is a fairly rude thing to say, without it you would only be a meatbag.
>>8475703
good
>>8475703
Delicious boypussy
>>8475703
Mainstream
>>8475685
Wow, that's... A frightening amount of kills! That's way more than I usually see!
Well, I guess there's a first time for everything, right! Congratulations! Most importantly, thank you for hosting!
>>8475703
Positive, or at least cheerful!
>>8475703
Dangan
>>8475703
Kill yourself.
>>8475703
Non-anime
>>8475703
Cancer
>>8475703
kancolle
>>8475719
Give me a shipgirl and i might play it
>>8475671
No, no, not at all! It should be fine...If I upset them, I usually hear it...or they just...send something after me.
>She shudders.
Really, I'm sorry for bringing it up.
>>8475681
It's not one I'm familiar with...but still, you're not as strange as some I've seen. Welcome.
>She bows briefly.
>>8475699
I don't follow there...and a lot of places were...empty. But at least the beings in the spirit realm actually recognized I was there....
>>8475688
My goodness! Ahem...congratulations, ma'am. And thank you.
>>8475730
Shimakaze (demisexual)
>>8475730
Harusame and cuck Maria
>>8475736
>>8475705
Meat and skeleton are useless compared to the almighty power of the brain.
>>8475699
I have an idea.
>Getting the go ahead, she begins petting once more with more confidence.
I am so glad she found you then. If not, I wouldn't know it but I would be so upset at not meeting you.
>>8475732
Oh my! Someone you worship shouldn't cause this much fear.
>She looks up to the sky, then left and right.
Well it looks as though they do not mind this pleasure of yours.
>>8475735
>Believing in more than 2 genders
Do us a favor and go back to tumblr where you belong, and never come back you heathen.
>>8475732
>>8475709
>>8475699
>>8475693
>>8475691
>>8475696
>Again, thanks.
>>8475702
>It's damn high but I'm sure there's been more in these games, even for 24s
>Now I gotta consider making her an actual ava
>>8475745
fuck off cis gendered scum
>>8475747
Kill yourself Aussa.
>>8475732
Everyone around here, I meant! I'm known by another title, but I don't think you would know that one either... That wasn't meant to be demeaning! And I'll take that as a compliment!
>Alfred yawns, turning around and smiling for a few seconds.
Hey, I'm sorry to dip out in the middle of this, but I picked a bad time to be talking to people. Maybe next time, alright? Have a good night, Flourette! Next time won't be as strange!
>>8475732
What do you mean by that, nya? Was there a point where they didn't realize you were there?
Because that would be.... even more lonely, nya.
>>8475744
Nya... Good.
>once again, she leans her head into the petting, purring softly
Ehehe.... W-well thank you, miss.
That, and Ran-sama wouldn't have anyone else to help around the house except for Yukari-sama! And she sleeps all the time.
>>8475739
Do it
>>8475748
It's just a fact, there can't be more than two genders.
>>8475744
Their wrath is terrible when invoked. I've done it once, and once is once too many....
>Fluorette swallows awkwardly.
And it does seem like it. Perhaps this is why I was sent here in the first place?
>>8475756
You're certainly...long-winded. Farewell to you.
>>8475759
Not in the spirit world. In the real one.
...It is. It really is.
>She sits down, the ears and tails vanishing as she returns to normal.
>>8475764
Skeletons have no gender. You meatbags should join us.
>>8475776
That dose make sense, since they don't have genitals at all.
>>8475776
Not having a gender is a gender
>>8475769
>Flourette swallows awkwardly
>>8475769
I heard the outside world was full of humans, nya. That they've built a big world full of their kind!
Can you be lonely even in all of that...?
>>8475783
Not in the real world, meatbag.
>>8475759
>After a minute or so of this, the zombie lets out a soft yawn. With a slight look of regret, she stands back up, dusting her skirt off.
So you have two mothers? That is quite unusual but it sounds like there's a lot of love and care there. I am afraid that I am reaching my limit, miss. I do hope to see you again.
>>8475769
You seem to be a wise young woman. I know you won;t earn their ire so easily. Maybe they will feel the same. And maybe they are! Possibly a reward for all of your good work. It has been pleasant meeting you, Ms. Flourette. Stay safe now.
Brains>>>Meatbags>>>>>>Skeltals
>>8475790
In my world...all human civilization resides in a single city. Some of us...a growing some of us, at that, have caught a disease.
>She sighs, a guitar appearing in her hands, which she starts to mess with.
It's not fatal or truly harmful, but the only symptom is that it causes everyone you've met or do meet to forget you.
...They'll look right through you. Like you're not even there. Because you might as well not be.
>>8475795
I have no choice but to be...and I can certainly hope so.
>She bows to Squigly.
Goodbye, then.
>>8475796
Say that again, to my skull!
>brains vs humans vs skeletons when?
>>8475802
You fool! I AN INSIDE YOUR SKULL!
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
>>8475795
Oh... That's okay.
>she smiles back up at the zombie.
It was nice, so I hope I see you again!
>Chen waves to her as she leaves
Bye-byyyye!
>>8475799
... I can't believe it, nya!
That sounds terrible....
Nobody would ever become friends, and family would fall apart!
I'm sorry that happened, nya...
>>8475808
But the brain also has bones
>>8475802
That would make for a good comedy movie I imagine
>Humans have to face off against skeletons
>Then during the climax, giant floating brains that are actually a race of aliens arrive on earth, hellbent on conquering it.
>Humans and skeletons wind up having to work together to fend of the alien menace.
>Main cast would be something like a whole lot of famous actors
>>8475808
That is where you are fatally mistaken.
>>8475808
>I AN
Hm... Something's fishy.
>>8475822
drunk ass nigga
Why are brains and skeltals so cool when they are seperate, but when they fuse together witg meatbags they suck?
>>8475814
I know it's...very difficult to consider, buy it's true.
Sometimes, I even wonder if I'm immune to the effects. I've never seen anyone else with it, and sometimes, details from back then are...hard to make out....
>Her playing slowly gains a bit of speed to it. She's no pro, but she's not bad at it.
...But I have faith. Everything will be resolved for the best, in the end. I'll make sure of it.
>>8475834
Because apparently, God loves making humans vulnerable as fuck.
>>8475834
You try bein cool walkin around with a 160 pound suit of flesh. Shit is retarded!
>>8475834
Really makes you think...
>>8475838
...Mm, yeah!
Yeah, I believe it too! Humans are creative. And you'll think of something, nya!
And I won't forget you, nya!!! I promise I won't!
>>8475853
>gives you catnip
>>8475853
And a bit of divine intervention won't hurt anything, either!
Thank you for that...I wonder...you're not human. If I were to meet you in person...I wonder if it would effect you at all.
Anyone else gonna host?
>>8475859
Of course! The gods care for their worshippers. At least, they mostly do in Gensokyo.
Ah... The sun's rising, I should go back to the house!
It was nice meeting you, Fluorette-nya!!! Don't forget, I'll see you again!
>>8475872
Anon, consider this your time to shine and host for us.
>>8475876
It's a surprisingly mutual relationship. Farewell, Chen!
>She offers a wave from where she sits.
I'll look forward to it.
>>8475872
Do it
>>8475876
Sleep well, Chen.
>>8475911
I also cant because of reasons, it is okay
tfw brother keeps me up with his dick in my butt
>look up any new berserk memes cause I haven't checked in a long time
>read about how the faggot from sao is the true black swordsman, and that Guts ripped him off.
>people actually believe this shit
And that's how I got an ulcer
>>8476005
how stupid can people get
berserk ripped off dark souls
>>8475933
How's that feel
tfw it actually really hurts
>>8476086
awawa
>>8476086
Awawa-ful!
>tfw my berserk folder now feels complete with this
>6 am
>thread is dead
The fuck? Usually people start showing up...
>>8476166
that joke was awaful
>>8476177
It's always dead by this time.
>>8476179
Deal with it.
>>8476005
wow you're retarded
>>8476205
A... awawa...
>>8476183
Back in the golden days of HG we had 420 avafags all day
>>8476207
Because I don't keep up with every meme?
>>8476211
more like 30
>>8476215
no, that you didn't get it was a troll
>>8476219
Poe's Law
>>8476219
If it was a troll, it was a good troll. Tons of these exist pitting the two against each other
And it wasn't here I fou d out about this shit
>>8476245
Props to who made this though
>>8476227
>>8476245
in what universe is this not bait?
>>8476245
I don't see what's wrong with this, SAO is pretty amazing
>>8476259
Normally, I would agree in a heartbeat. But when you factor in the standard SAO fanbase, logic goes out the window and lands between two hobos having hatesex as they draw
Holy shit! Is that who draws Flourettes images?!
>>8476285
>Black Swordsman
>they're both white
>>8476285
I fail to understand any of the context of that last line.
>>8476294
Not any more!
How the fuck are you cunts?
>>8476294
Actually the one on the left is white and the one on the right is asian
>>8476299
I had to grt in one jab at Aussa's char. Nothin against Aussa, just the artwork for Flourette is... I don't know what to say...
>>8476305
I'm considering becoming a blood donator, do you know the proces of becoming one
>>8476314
The artist just has a really fucking weird art style
>>8476321
>go to red cross
>say you want to donate blood
Easy cunt
>>8476333
thanks senpai
>>8476305
Who the fuck are you calling a cunt?
>>8476312
Your bait is week this morning, (You)kine.
>>8476325
Still had to.
>>8476305
I don't know, I just woke up one morning and turned into one.
>>8476358
Yukine is pretty irrelevant and weak these days tee bee aych
>>8476368
Really? I went to bed one, and woke up as Adachi
>>8476374
Really kafkaesque if you think about it.
>>8476372
Your opinion is not unlike your colon. Stinky, and full of your unborn siblings.
>>8476389
Can I talk to the halfghost, please?
>>8476404
I'll meet you hal-er, quarter way, fampai.
>>8476389
A human's shit is more tolerable than a pig's shit, at least
Go back to rolling around in it, oinky
BRAAAAAP
>>8476409
That comeback made even less sense than your parents reasoning to not abort your worthless ass. They must have been high.
>>8476419
Fine...
Dead
I demand delicious COCK!
>KK
Rising
>>8476437
>kissu
Neeehehehehe!
BRRBRRBRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
BRAAAAAAAAAAP
>>8476454
I've read that as 'poo push'.
>>8476447
>it was actually a decoy.
>>8476460
>kissu
I can do this all dayhehehehe!
So, why are there no hosts here? College, jobs, what's the reason?
>>8476474
Somehow... I blame Reimu for this.
>>8476488
It's this nee discovery that's all the craze!
>>8476495
Someone who hosts a game, they take 24, 36, or 48 Ava's for the game they host. There's your definition.
>>8476505
They are on break
>>8476505
I mean, I hosted three games over a year ago. Am I a host?
>>8476488
they OD'd and lost their houses
>>8476526
Are you a host? No. Were you a host? Yes.
>>8476526
Yes
>>8476526
Do you think you could do it a fourth time now?
>>8476488
Most of them got bored and/or quit.
>>8476511
>They are on break
Hah, silly Anon. Hosts don't have breaks.
>>8476488
I'm lurking. If you're asking why I'm not hosting, it's the general lack of quality avafags here at the moment.
>>8476565
Well why do you think there's a lack o Ava's here?
>>8476558
>sorry guys, I stopped mid game I'm hosting to go cook some fries
>>8476572
You're cooking fries? Can you cook us all some?
>>8476570
Because most people lurk till a game, then enter, then go back to lurking, or use the game to get a circlejerk going. Then never reply to host again
>>8476488
I'm busy
but I'm going to try to host 3 times today
once with a ustream going to show the game change
>>8476570
Because they prefer anonposting.
>>8476586
Get your own, Vader!
>>8476597
Why are you samefagging?
>>8476488
I'm busy, but I'll host over Yukine when he goes
>>8476616
I'm not though.
>>8476630
>doesn't even try to hide his samefag
lol kys kid
>>8476617
I'm not going for like 6 hours man
and I'm pacing it for 3 times with games in between maybe
Someone! Anyone! Start talking! I'll even slightly consider the possability of letting FE fags talk.
No promises are made.
>>8476725
>I'll even slightly consider the possability of letting FE fags talk.
Why are you begging and acting like an entitled cunt at the same time?
(You)kine couldn't change a diaper, let alone Hunger Games.
>>8476751
Because fuck FE!
>>8476756
>someone actually responded
Y-you too...
>>8476759
Stop shitposting Yukine, Guts.
>>8476751
It's King Kuck/Adachi.
>mfw company training lecture started at 10pm, is 11:30pm now, and ends at 1am
>>8476759
I changed the game though
also nice butt
>>8476767
You too.
>>8476770
>stop shitposting Yukine
Don't I have to start before I can stop?
>>8476775
No, it's Guts/Youmu.
Only he is autistic enough to shitpost something as irrelevant in current day HG as Fire Emblem
>>8476791
I don't get it either
ignore that faggot
Give this video a fitting hg filename.
>>8476797
Correct. That one was me. And it's more shitposting on FE fans in general.
>>8476811
>that shit I never watched
>>8476759
BBRAAAAAP
>>8476812
There are literally 0 FE avatars in this thread, it's like you going to an ERP thread and shitposting the goverment of South Africa
>>8476827
Funny story there...
>>8476831
Don't tell me you shitpost ERP the same way you bother us
>>8476811
Rin eating a mouse?
>>8476834
Oh please, the only time I do shit like this is dead hours.
And also, yes... ish
>>8476834
>not shitposted as commander shepard
thanks for reminding me to do my job
>>8476855
Godspeed, anon.
>>8476844
If you're going to shitpost , keep it in one thread
>>8476861
>implying I shitpost alot.
For the record, I actually rarely shitpost. Drunk post? Plenty. Stoned? Yup. But I rarely shitpost.
>>8476883
Your existance is a shitpost.
>>8476883
stop shitposting, you're triggering me
>>8476888
Why not say that with your avatar? Afraid of looking bad on it? Insecure about what other people may about your ava on a chinese recipe forum?
>>8476899
It would break your heart if I did
>>8476904
Do it.
>>8476899
>>8476909
REEEEEEEE SHITPOSTS
>>8476912
Hmm. Heart is still intact.
>and still ily
>>8476883
Those are all shitposts.
>>8476920
>those are all shitposts
You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means
kurwa
Guts is a relic of /b/, he didn't journey with us through /hga/ and most of /trash/ so he is oblivious to everything that happened
>>8476920
So of I'm on one of my alts, and have a beer while rping, it's automatically shitposting? 'Kay.
>>8476935
I ignored hga. Saw no reason to divide. As for /trash/, I have been lurking longer than you think.
>>8476952
So you know how HG has changed, but you decide to meme and blogpost in excess
>>8476952
>Divide
wha, that's where we all went though.
There was no divide for a good while.
>>8476958
Blogposts are not shitposts, regardless of how much you hate them. Memeposts can be, depending on the meme.
>>8476967
>in excess
Again, only during dead hours. And even then, not often. Usually I anon post to get people talkin.
>>8476971
Not everyone. Some never left 4chan. I tried goin to both, but that stopped when Hoshi started goin full Hoshi.
If you were also there, you'd remember me interacting with Ta there before my long break.
>>8476999
>interacting with Ta
we're reaching into cancer levels that shouldn't be possible
>>8477006
>I was among her crazy 88
>I helped her start her blender phase
>I wal also apart of helping her change from Ta, to w/e it was
>>8476972
No, blogposts are in fact shitposts. That's what shitposts are, things that have nothing to do with the topic of the thread.
>>8477033
I bet you also fucked the dog with him
>>8477039
But what if I start the thread, and do a blog about the topic? Is it then a shitpost?
>>8476999
The vast majority went to 8 because the threads were being banned as fast as we could make them. Not everyone has dynamic IPs either, so pretty much everyone turned to HGA as our only alternative to continue the games and also bring back our fallen comrades.
I don't blame you for not sticking with HGA though, there were some big problems.
>>8477049
Irrelevant considering the OP is a HG one. If you did that, it wouldn't be a HG thread.
>>8477049
Then it is a blogpost thread, not a HG thread
>>8477033
southern war princess
>>8477044
No dogs were harmed during my interactions with Ta.
>>8477062
I've already contacted the FBI
>>8477050
The bans were fun. Oddly enough, I never got one longer than a day.
>>8477061
Could never remember her second phase. Thank you.
>>8477078
Jokes on you! I have no dags for them to shoot!
Hi folks.
>>8477090
Good morning, Lenny.
>>8477090
I don't care what people say, you're pretty chill Lenny.
>>8477094
As much as I want to, I'm afraid I can't yet. I still need to add some events to my games. 10 of 'em.
Yes, this is the OG Lenny.
>>8477096
Afternoon Youmu.
>>8477104
>blushu
>>8477106
Thank you very much anon.
Ban every touhou except Mokou
>>8477110
No offense Lennster, but that kissu was to the ghostie.
>>8477113
>not excluding Suika
>tfw always forget March 31 exists
>>8477121
th-that's okay
>>8477124
Aussa's fuckbuddy , deserves the same treatment
>>8477128
But you get a
>pat on the backu
Because you're still a swell guy.
Just not my type.
>>8477128
>hugs Lenny
Better?
>>8477132
:)
>>8477134
Better. Thanks.
This thread needs to be purged.
>>8477131
>hating someone because they talk to someone you hate
Don't stretch, you might rip your thin skin.
>>8477131
I still don't see what the big deal about aussa is
>>8477151
Ignore him. He just constantly shitposts Aussa out of autistic hate.
>>8477146
>not 'high four.jpg'
>>8477169
The only Simpsons character with 5 fingers is god but Lenny is also god so it's acceptable
>>8477169
I...uh...
>>8477150
>>8477131
If I tug on it too hard it rips the skin
Oh hey it was an actual quote from the show
Thanks Google
>>8477186
My daddy taught me how not to rip the skin by using someone elses mouth
>>8477186
Well, our daddy taught us how not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth
Is it washed up autist hours?
>>8477205
Yeah real nigga hours isn't for another 7 hours
>>8477209
Fuuuuuuck.
>>8477205
>washed up autist hour
Well now it is, thanks to you joining us.
>>8477205
no it's fun hours
https://youtu.be/hfJ9QLlYIXU
>>8477282
If this is what you call fun, your life must be pretty fucking sad.
>>8477288
I think tuggin on it is fun
>>8477282
>claps along
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL_Zuc0tlvo
>>8477309
Fuck off
https://youtu.be/XJjnbhSTuqQ
https://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
eggman-kun has some catching up to do
>>8477361
Does he even have more than tje one image?
>>8477361
>click one that says it has 9k+ reposts
>2 reposts found
nice bug
>>8477361
>That Haruka gif
Every time
>>8477361
>clicked one of them
>only 1 repost
the fuck
>>8477410
Yes, every 12 times.
>>8477425
>Yes, every 12 times.
How so?
>>8477409
>>8477414
>giving Jude your ip address
>>8477433
Because it was only reposted 12 times in trash
>>8477441
Oh you're right. Still gets me every time I see it on the internet in general. I love the artist's animated works.
>>8477435
>Jude owns Desuarchive.
>>8477468
>not knowing Jude owns every other website except 4chan
>>8477468
>implying that sneaky kike doesn't have a way
Rolecall?
>>8477484
Triple secret DDoS!
>tfw I never click links on 4chan
>unless it's youtube
>>8477488
Bueller?
>>8477488
Here!
>>8477488
>>8477488
>rolls
>>8477503
Kike.
>>8477504
Sorry, your roll failed. You'll have to do with a Sliver medal, Silver.
>>8477488
>>8477491
>not using 4chan in a virtual machine running Gentoo which is in a virtual machine inside windows 7 with the camera and microphone taped off, hacker music playing in the background, having a dynamic IP that changes every attosecond and having 5 seperate VPN services running
You deserve it
>>8477515
Ghost
>>8477519
But I rolled a natural 20!
>>8477503
How long have you been hiding?
>>8477534
Not sure long. I just got here.
>>8477527
Deserve what? He never got my ip. All thanks to my rare super power.
>>8477488
>>8477531
No, you rolled a 4.
>>8477548
You deserve not having the freedom to click anything and everything
>>8477473
Jude is hungarian, he doesn't even have money.
>>8477488
>>8477488
>>8477548
autism?
>>8477562
Lies and slander!
Dubs decide who I ban when I host.
>>8477565
>clicking on anything on 4chan
Yeah, no. I've seen enough fucked up shit hidden in gifs to last a thousand lifetimes here
>>8477583
Everyone
>>8477573
I was gonna say common sense, but your answer is better.
>>8477583
Lolis
>>8477583
Sliver Queen.
>>8477584
You wouldn't be afraid if you were using 4chan in a virtual machine running Gentoo which is in a virtual machine inside windows 7 with the camera and microphone taped off, hacker music playing in the background, having a dynamic IP that changes every attosecond and having 5 seperate VPN services running
>>8477599
nice
>>8477599
>>8477600
>>8477583
Tributes
>>8477583
Eggman-kun
>>8477601
Yeah... Still doesn't erase shit I've seen. Like a gif switching from cute puppies to a 11 year old girl getting fucked by a dog.
So unless your vmware can scan gifs for me before I click em, it's useless to me
>>8477599
>>8477600
>>8477630
Already exists...
>>8477645
Host fgt
>>8477647
bullshit