/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods
Poor Little Gator Gal Edition
Avoid any MEGA links other than the OST here: https://mega.nz/#F!RQhxBZJA!u5Y781s6xWM3uSBPeFBxTQ
>Write Bin
http://pastebin.com/HA6UL2FW
>Art Booru
http://nitw.booru.org/
First post dedicated to best girl
Just got to proximity again and honestly..Jackie is being 100% chill with Mae, like friendly even. If Mae hadn't fucked up with Bea right in front of Jackie they would have legit just been pals [spoiler]and threesomed at the pizza place[/spoiler]
goddammit Mae
mae smells
>>8474353
>>8474353
Just the way I like her
>>8474338
>someone gives a shit about URev qt besides me
damn son, nice
>>8474353
Mae was pretty thirsty for that bear pussy goddamn
>>8474338
>>8474540
Reminder that Bears are the superior race for lovin
>>8474600
Between Selmers, Urev girl, and Bombshell I really have to agree. They are some 10/10 fucking cuties
i love you bea!
t. anon
Sorry anon I only love Mae
t. bea
>>8474749
but i am mae..
>>8474800
but you aren't me!
>>8474823
time for me to skedaddle the fuck out of here
>>8474600
>ywn have Selmers recite poetry as you bang her h a r d in b e d.
goodnight fuck nuts. Please for all that is good someone make new porn of Bombshell. She was so good and Mae was thirsty as fuck for her. The world needs more of this qt bear
Mae is so fucking smug I want her girlcock inside of me
Does anyone know anything about coding?
Reply any time. I work odd shifts tomorrow but I'll have the thread up regardless on my phone.
>>8474919
yes but I'm going to bed now lol
>>8474854
you think someone would do that?
just go on the internet and tell lies?
>>8475317
Are you the Mae orgy anon
Please do more
>>8475370
I also did the desks
I don't know what I'm doing today so it'll be like 12 hours before I'm at my computer
>>8474919
I know a bit about coding
>>8475419
You were so mean to that doe guy, but I love your handiwork.
mae never visibly opens her mouth in the game, right? or any of the characters for that matter
>>8475803
If she did the smell would kill everyone in the immediate vicinity.
That's the real reason she left college. They still think it was a chemical attack.
>>8475845
just gotta stuff something in there then
>>8475910
my long dick
>>8475984
that's what I was implying, yes
>>8476008
What about my tongue?
>>8476202
whatever you want
>>8476243
Bea's tongue?
>>8476249
sure
>>8474831
>>8476291
BEA NO GAY
>>8476494
Where are the taco shells?
>>8476590
BEA GAI
>>8476656
I ate those food.
Good morning Possum Springs!
>>8477017
Where did all the chariot wheels go?
>>8477115
clocks just got rolled back for me
so its still evening
I still wonder if Gregg and Mae went to Junior Prom as a couple. If Gregg wasn't out then, perhaps Mae would have viewed it as a date. If Gregg was out, then I guess it was just two friends having fun.
She wore an actual dress to senior prom, which she hated. She really doesn't seem to like feminine stuff.
>>8478057
They'd be closer friends if they were knotted together.
>>8478075
>implying that doesn't happen too
I always check the four big sites for new art. Of all of them, inkbunny has been the least useful. Few things actually get posted there, but it seems like, whenever I do find something, it's them giving a female character a dick.
>>8477017
If you aren't going back to college, then when are you getting a job? The mortgage we took out to pay your tuition isn't going to repay itself you know.
There were a few other doodles this time.
>>8478677
>giving a female character a dick
This is the correct use of dick.
Good on them
>>8478706
That would be very nice indeed
Remember, ignore and report shitposters. Do not give them the attention they seek. It's our responsibility to keep this thread pure. Replying to them actively and irreversibly lowers the quality of this general. We must all do our part.
>>8478693
>bottomless Selmers
Unf
This game is deep
>>8478835
MAE YOUR GENETIC KILLER WOMB IS CONTAGIOUS
it seems like the threads are slowing down
that's good
>>8479119
Everyone is at work, or college.
Get a job Mae.
Jenna porn when
>>8478747
I think those are spats.
>>8479140
but it's 9:50 PM where i live
>>8479304
Go to sleep Mae.
tunnel fish guy is cute!!
>>8479846
Tunnel Fish, Tunnel Fish, within my ass I wish they'd splish.
GREGG RULZ OK
>>8480452
best gurls
>>8480503
Their love is pure. Turkey won't be the only thing they eat that Thanksgiving.
>>8480626
>Mae's supposed to be the one that knows more and can take charge
>she doesn't know anything more than Lori does
>first time for both
Fuck I don't wanna go back to work.
>>8481526
get to it wagecuck
>>8480503
You got one of the girls wrong
>>8482298
selmers x mae is the best ship
>>8482573
MaeBae all day motherfucker
>>8482573
>>8482185
Feel that. Working is shit but I need money.
Please, the best ship is clearly doe x the entire male population of Possum Springs
>>8482725
That got ruined because of dev shitposting saying it'll never happen. At least mae selmers could happen.
..unless the dev wants to shitpost some more and say Selmers is straight. Honestly I want to enjoy my anger, someone should just ask what's Selmers orientation. They'll probably shit all over that, too
>>8482758
doe x my cock is the best ship for her actually
>>8482777
Give me a link to the dev that said that. I want to see it with my own eyes before i start crying.
Y'all niggas talking about the best ship and can't even remember the biggest one. It was a dream though so I guess it figures.
>>8482822
https://curiouscat.me/bombsfall/
Too lazy to find the posts but keep scrolling down. There were 2 seperate posts the first one he just said that Bea was straight because someone asked if anyone was straight in the main cast.
Then someone called him out on the Bea straight thing saying how people wanted her to get with Mae then he straight up says it's a shit ship and that it'll never happen. He ended on a half hearted attempt not to get lynched by saying "people can ship whoever they want, I give them my blessing"
actual translation: "ya'll can ship whoever but you're all fucking wrong and I decide what's canon"
>tfw nobody els wants a Mae x Playground ship ship
>>8482758
Too true.
>>8482777
Why would Selmers not be straight? She had a boyfriend and wants to fuck that astrology nigga's nephew.
>>8482902
Goddammit when is this guy gonna do more Doe, or a Selmers pic? he loves thic and Selmers is already thic in game
>>8482893
>>8482914
Fucking boys doesn't automatically = will not fuck girls ?
That just confirms she's either straight or bi and not gay.
>>8482914
Just need to get her to relapse and she'll probably be willing to be anything to get her fix.
>>8482949
With that logic gay and straight might as well not even exist.
Selmers was DESIGNED BY GOD to sit on my face and make me drown in her fat bear fuckhole. Why isn't she sitting on my face RIGHT NOW ?!
>>8483006
What are you talking about. I, myself don't like guys and I only like girls so I'm straight. The only way a friend of mine would know this information is if they asked my orientation? how is this difficult to understand for you?
Yes anyone can ASSUME that I am straight because "Oh he said he fucked that girl from work" but what's to stop me from also banging a dude right after and I was actually bi? if I never said anything about it they would not know
>>8483006
I personally believe that all humans are inherently bisexual. If given the right stimuli, I'm convinced people will switch teams.
I have yet to find a human that I'd go gay for, but I damn sure would fuck, like, two dozen male characters that I really like. And I like them enough to let them fuck me.
mae isnt gay
show me ONE picture of mae eating pussy
protip: you cant
>>8483392
have you even played the game
>>8483392
Can you show me one picture of her sucking cock?
>>8483392
you're just trying to trick people into drawing it
good on you
>>8483392
2 words baby
B E A R
P U S S Y
>>8483644
>If you are bisexual you are a damaged person
>normal happy individuals can't be bisexual
We're done here, /v/.
-topic closed-
>>8483680
You can't be normal and not straight, let's be real here.
>thread ded
>go to work
>discussion lights up about best girl
It's not fair.
Why do so many artists draw Bea's cigarette backwards?
>>8484007
cus none of them smoke
>>8484007
because they're from very privileged families and have never seen an actual cigarette in their lives
>>8484007
In the game there's not even a filter so it's double wrong.
FUCK MY GRIZZLY ASS GREGG UNNNHHHH
>>8484398
but gregg is the bottom
>>8484007
It's one of those cigarettes from the fifth element with a comically large filter, only Bea lit the wrong end mistake because she's crunk.
So have you guys accepted and come to terms with the fact that all these wonderful characters are 100% not real, will never exist, and have 0 impact on the real world and you will never have a full and happy life full of exploration, friends, and small town adventures?
Y..yeah..cuz you know, I sure have..haha..
>>8484606
They might not be real, but my love for Selmer's ass is, and there's no force more powerful in the universe than love.
>>8484661
>love
>even though its obviously lust.
Stop making up bullshit anon.
>>8484661
That's beautiful, man. My thoughts are the same.
Can a toaster pc run this?
>>8484606
Even if it didn't really happen, you heard the story, and that happened to you.
That has to count for something, doesn't it?
I feel we need more Selmers butt art.
I don't know why. I just feel we need more. I feel like a holy spirit or something came down and whispered it in my ear or something.
MAKE IT HAPPENNN
>>8484707
>lust
A very wise man once said "Tits are hometown. Ass is life." A love of ass is a love for life. Even if it was just "lust", do we all not lust for life? Let Selmers onto your face and and taste what a lust for life truly is!
>>8484606
>the self-aware writing hitting the nail on the head
>realizing the minimalist artstyle is just shapes
that conversation fucked me up dude
>>8484818
amen
>>8484832
Yeah..when I first first played the game and did my first play through and got to that part I was 100% convinced that the devs were linking that scene to the player's own feelings by that point, and they were spot on. I was so invested in Bea and Mae at that point (did Bea's story first) that I was attached to them and afraid of what was happening to Mae, I didn't want anyone to die...and Mae was attached to characters in her own video game feeling the same...within the video game.
Shit hit me hard
>>8484818
Tits are life, anon.
Ass is hometown.
>>8484926
>being straight
kys
>>8484481
no, u fucker
EVERYBODY GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND
I HAVE A GUN AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
>>8485110
Cease.
>>8485131
oh shit nigger it's Mae Nightinthewoods
>>8484973
That's how the quote goes, man
>>8485110
do it bitch
>>8484926
The ass is the tits of the ass so it can go either way.
>>8485131
It's Mae "Nightmare Eye" borowski
bea gay
I'm In love with Mae Borowski.
>>8485383
yes
>>8485414
She loves you back anon.
>>8485443
no I don't
>>8485513
She prefers to stay on her knees.
>>8485541
Fapfic of Mae being a total cum whore at college when???
who am I kidding we haven't gotten a new porn story in like a week, no one is writing porn ;_;
>>8485647
IT WAS ALL JUST SHAPES AND WHITE TRIANGLES
>>8485664
shapes splattering all over her face
>>8485647
Yet that one guy who kept insulting everybody, talking about how easy it is to write, said he'd have his Cole story up five days ago. I guess he proved himself wrong.
>>8485647
I'm throwing shit on the wall for my Molly x Steve fic to see what sticks currently. Don't worry anon your nuts will be quaking again soon.
>>8485244
>Never actually heard Crocodile Rock. Only the Casio piano version programmed in.
>Listening to it now while watching >>8485364
>>8485676
GET THESE SHAPES OFF OF ME
WHAT
DID
SHE
LITERALLY
MEAN
BY
THIS
>>8485709
Good on you. I think Molly ruining Steve's life might just be the one thing that makes Mae like her a bit. She'd probably be put off by any lewd activities, but hey, she doesn't need to know the details. She'd just see Steve leaving her house, all shaken and broken, and assume Molly beat the shit out of him.
>>8485709
>molly x steve
>this is what we get after weeks of no stories
Jesus my dude at least do more steve x lori. I think people here have this odd notion of "if one fic exists we can't do more of the same subject" lori and steve works since he's a pedofaget and lori is craving for croc cock. molly and steve is such a shitty story concept that I'd prefer nothing be written if that's the only option
>>8478835
HOW GO SEE MR BOROWSKI
>>8485724
If she needs to use her toilet, silly
>>8485513
Hey there gamers it's me Mae Nightinthewoods from the hit new game 'Night in the Woods', how is your day my gamer friends
>>8485776
Fuck off it wasn't funny the first time you dumb shit HURRHURR SHE GETS MAD AND IS AN EVIL GODD HAHA XDDD
>>8478835
How many times does Bea's dad lay down next to her only to realize he once again mistook her for his wife
How many times has he tried to get sex from Bea because of it
>>8485789
>>8485751
I don't want to make any promises or spoil my magnum opus of autistic fan fiction but some of the shit on the wall that's sticking had a little Steve x Lori in there if that makes you feel better.
>>8483948
shes not bi, shes pan
Photoshop Anon here
reply to this post if you want to see photoshops
>>8485647
i might just go and take this up actually
been wanting to write some more smut but i've had no good ideas since i burnt myself out on that goth teen threesome fic. plus i'm a total sucker for mae too
>>8484745
yes
>>8485908
Depends on the photoshop.
>>8485724
>Mae blushes and squats with her pants down, holy shit what was she doing
>Mae: "Selmers oh god I can't"
>Selmers: "Just let go, Mae"
>Selmers gently spreads Mae's smooth, wet lips a little more, causing the public indecent cat to let out a soft moan
>Mae can't hold it back anymore as she just lets it all out, pissing all over Selmer's fingers and splashing all over her porch in full public
Oh god what am I writing, penis put down that keyboard right now
>>8485295
no you butt its mae nightinthewoods
>>8485801
I enjoy visits from Mae Nightinthewoods
>>8485914
Do it. It seems like a hot idea
>>8485647
MAE IS PURE
>>8485938
What do YOU want to see?
>>8485962
She's a canonical virgin who has only kissed two people. I know that doesn't exclude anal or oral, but it's a bit unlikely.
But her jerking people off and getting her bukkake on? I could see that. But she's such a dirty girl who never cleans herself, so I imagine that would get nasty pretty quickly.
>>8485988
Give titties to the in-game models, nice tits too
>>8486006
Yep. I mean porn is porn so not like we're going to go nuts with canon. I prefer more teasing shit like handjobs and bukkake anyway, penetration is boring.
I hope they do the story
>>8485949
Thank you.
>>8485955
I will visit you in your sleep.
You will never suffer again my child.
I am Mae Nightinthewoods.
From the hit new game,
'Night in the Woods'.
>>8486007
You're not me, but I'm an uncreative fuck. So whatever.
>>8485801
if it makes you feel any better i had saved your posts from the last thread
i was gonna shop them together in memory of you as i thought it was a 1 time thing
Alligators are good at sex.
Is the previous statement false?
>>8486034
Just don't be a cancerous faggot posting this shit for attention every thread. We don't need "stealth" namefagging here.
>>8486158
Okay, edit the sprites naked then if you can't draw titties. shit nigger idk
>>8486071
I think I read somewhere that alligators wrestle in water while fucking
>>8486068
When you realize that someone grabbed your scooby doo post thinking it was from the Mae Nightinthewoods thing.
>>8486158
Get animals and dress them in NITW animal clothes
>>8486209
h..hot
>>8486220
i didnt, it what agitated her, so i added it to the mix
>>8486250
If I remember it was 2 posters with one claiming that the other agitated them by pretending to be them.
My post came out seconds before the second post was created.
>>8486006
yeah, i don't think she'd be confident enough to go full on to fucktown but i imagine she wouldn't be opposed to a good cumbath, possibly with a fuck up or two involved
regardless i'll give it my best shot and hope it doesn't turn out too shitty
>>8486322
awesome
An online friend gave me the game for free.
[spoiler]snek waifu[/spoler]
>>8486375
go play it faget
No nudes but I'm coming out with something
>>8485647
I have total writer's block.
Might do a short story but it'd be non smut. Sorry.
>>8486068
do it anyways, the Mae Nightinthewoods saga must be spread
>>8486498
There's a lot of non-smut story potential. I'd like to see something of Angus and Gregg's last day in Possum Springs. Could be cute and fun, and then sad, with Mae spending one last day with Gregg and then coming to terms with the fact that he'll really be gone.
>>8486498
>non smut
>of mae being a cumwhore
Literally just stop.
>>8486498
>>8486498
>non smut
Don't waste your time honestly
Fuck my hand slipped
>>8486603
Looks like a pretty MAEjor mistake!
Fic idea: Pastor K cures Gregg's gay with the help of video outpost Doe
i had a dream where i was the gator queen (which was weird since im a dude) but i was really angry that i didnt have my favorite crocodile (bea)
it turned into something else soon after but i thought that part was interesting
>EARLY ACCESS TO NIGHT IN THE WOODS ANIMATED SHORTS. Throughout 2014 we will be producing several Night In The Woods mini-shorts, and you will see them long before anyone else! All previous rewards included.
Only one of these actually got made, but it was never leaked. So much of the kickstarter stuff is lost to us. We have no influence. Nobody in these threads backed the campaign, and claims to the contrary were ludicrously false. If somebody wanted their fifteen minutes of fame, they could come here and post the comics, at least, and we'd all be sucking their dick. But they aren't here, and never will be.
>>8486740
Hell yeah
>>8486748
>there is NITW content out there that we have not yet seen
Why are they such cunts
>>8486740
This but it backfires and Pastor K catches the gay as she gets her bird pussy DESTROYED by the Doe Snout while she sucks Gregg's cock
>>8486796
The comics, based on what few images actually leaked, were glorified fan-works. Each of the comics was made by a different artist, who likely didn't have a firm grasp on who the characters were. Suffice it to say, they looked a lot different, but despite their differences, it's all canon. This one was about them catching the school on fire, which the game references twice.
>>8486698
No. I'm the guy who did Total Bombshell and am halfway through my followup to it butt fuck me I can't write more on it for dick.
>>8486803
hot
>>8486603
just walk it off
Somebody on reddit was kind enough to scan the Bea story from the kickstarter Zine. It isn't the best quality, but now I'm sad.
Even in the zine, from 2014, they knew her dreams were dead.
>>8478677
hey, thats really hot.
>>8486976
>>8486984
t-thanks anon
>>8485941
continue
>>8486976
>>8486984
I HURT MYSELF TODAY
can Mae Nightinthewoods put an end to my paralysis nightmares
>>8487180
no she'll just appear in your paralysis nightmare and watch you until you fall asleep or die, whichever happens first
>>8487237
Is it too deep for you?
>>8487272
Nah just looks too shallow to dive into.
>>8487069
>>8487264
>she'll just appear in your paralysis nightmare and watch you until you fall asleep or die
shit, I'm gonna be like 6 dreams deep with her staring at me in every one
The Bea comic was shared to me as an image on tumblr's server, yet doing reverse image searches gives me nothing. I'm convinced that, if I could find the tumblr that they were posted on, the entire zine would be there.
But nothing I do is working. I suppose I could ask that reddit guy, but I'd rather not. They are not like us. I believe I already made him uncomfortable.
>>8487411
please do, its our only hope
I want to force Bea down and whisper into her ear "you'll never go to college" and stuff my giant cock in her still tight gator pussy and lick the tears from her eyeliner-running eyes
>>8487485
Eyeliner tastes gross, trust me.
>>8487485
You would need to ambush her while she is visiting her mom's grave for maximum soul-crushing.
>Dreams of going to college just because everyone else is going to college
I just realized how much of a basic bitch Bea is. She doesn't appear to have any real dreams or ambitions but wants to dig herself thousands of dollars in debt because she wants the "college lifestyle".
>>8487485
i want to fund bea's tuition and watch her become the best accountant in [nospoilersontrash] possun springs[/nospoilersontrash]
alternatively a professional economist, and fix possum springs money issues
>>8487519
She has the best grades in her high-school. She evidently had dreams, we just don't get the details. It would have been nice to know what sort of job she was hoping to get into after school.
>>8487519
No, she wants to get out of college to escape from the hold that this town has on her.
She wants to leave not only to see new things and explore but to also distance herself from her mother's death as well.
>>8487519
She was smart as fuck in school and aced her college entrance exams, seems the type that wants to go for actual education on top of wanting to escape
>>8487585
And to get a lot of cock.
>>8487610
>>8487610
Well duh. Girl has to get release
>>8487610
>>8487718
saved
>>8486976
I once had a dream where I got into an argument with Bea and she told me to fuck off.
I told her something along the lines of "No you fuck off. Fuck the fuck off out of here. If anyone deserves to get out of this town it's you. If there's anyone who has a right to be a selfish piece if garbage it's you."
And then I stormed out.
Cringe.
Am I losing my mind? Should I create a Bea tulpa to apologize?
>>8487752
Yes Anon, see how deep the autism hole goes.
>>8487718
I like the idea that Jackies parties are the few chances Bea can get laid with someone outside of her town and Mae totally ruined it for her this time so she's just pent up and extra bitchy because of it
>>8487752
Was it an actual dream? I'm convinced all of these stupid stories are daydreams, which are entirely different things. I resent people who have legitimate dreams about cartoons and games, as they are very, very rare for me.
I've had only one dream about Night In The Woods, and it was literally just a small part of the dream where Gregg was sending messages on the computer. I don't even remember what the messages were.
I've only had 2-3 dreams about my favorite cartoon character of all time, and I've liked that character going on twenty years now. They're great when they happen, but man, it's a fucking crapshoot.
>>8487805
>ruined it for her
Anon, Bea doesn't even go to the party if Mae doesn't go with her, she chickens out
>>8487902
Bea says the parties are something she goes to once a month for two hours. She's been to at least a few of them, unless she was lying in the moment to make herself look better in front of Mae.
>>8487830
No yeah like after that some other stuff happened but I woke and I was just like why the fuck was Bea in my dream at one point.
I tend to dream more when I go to bed early and sometimes its worth it
>>8487970
I dream the most when I'm forced to wake up in the middle and then go back to bed an hour or so later. I think it has something to do with getting my brain active again before going back to bed. Doesn't always work, however, or at least I don't remember it working.
>>8488125
At least I have them
>>8488125
then what are your dreams you fucking faggot
>>8488184
Constant nightmares
>>8488184
Last dream I had was working in a factory that breaks skulls. I was on the conveyor line with a mallet and was tasked with smashing a hole in various skulls from various animals. Not amazing but it's not texting some fag or being the cuck in a relationship with a gator lmao.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qMZiU2WaKQ
This fits so well it physically hurts me.
>>8488642
it actually does
>>8488270
That probably has deep meaning
>>8488642
This trend of taking fandoms and making animatics with other comedians work is getting annoying.
This one seems to be in character though so I'll give it a pass
>>8488642
there's no way mae's fat ass would fit through a basement window, immersion ruined
>>8489141
Also Mae clearly cannot climb fences
Not the best, but Gregg/Mae art is in short supply. We need as much as we can get.
>>8489371
And it thumbnailed on me again. I hate tumblr.
Did anyone save that greentext where everyone Mae knows and loves are granted their dreams?
I assume there's a twist, but I never caught it
Does anyone have it?
>>8489394
well, it could be worse
I do like that it's drawn "on-model" though
>>8489459
Samefag selfbump
I really want to know where it was going, because it seem like it was building up to something
>>8489621
its called dreams.
its in the pastebin i think
>>8489699
I doesn't seem to be
But it's on pastebin?
>>8489992
its not my mistake
>>8489928
we're not even at the post limit yet you turkey
>>8490019
Writer here
I left the link here, pastebin anon just didn't add it
Well, anyway, here it is
https://pastebin.com/pbSk3Hvr
>>8490189
Thank you bruh
Keep writing!
>>8490061
at least im not a butt
>>8490061
Bump limit is 300, I think 10 off is fine.
??
WHY ARE THERE 3 FUCKING THREADS
>>8495352
We are becoming /TLHG/
>>8495450
This is bad.
>>8495577
No, this is Patrick
alright let's just kill this thread already