Pokephilia Thread Pokedick and Pokepussy welcome Who's your

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>>8455544
Post more Weavile

Anyone have that Primarina buttjob sketch posted here awhile back? I forgot to save it and my dick has been upset at me ever since.

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>>8455874
you mean this?

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This pic is totally not a hint to say I'm currently working on something I asked if you guys would like from last thread

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>>8456764
that's a cute sylveon

>>8456561
hurry up with it

>>8456814
nah

>>8456805
Too much makeup/10

>>8455798
stop posting this guy's stuff, it's terrible

>completely human feet on pokemon
>with human toenails
>complete disregard for fur/fluff, just color them like they're skin

there is no image to accurately describe how absolutely disgusting this is

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>careless trainer becomes their forceful pokemon's lover/fucktoy

Anyone have material like that? Drawn or written?

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>>8456561
Welp, you guys wanted it

>You are a young Pokemon researcher.
>Always curious about the habitats and instincts of Pokemon all around you.
>Even as a child you studied them for years, noting down all the things they did, whether it was just eating a berry, or sleeping.
>You always found that interesting.
>However, there was one Pokemon you've wanted to research, but haven't been able to find at all.
>A Ninetales...
>They're said to curse those who mistreat them...
>While this terrified you, it also made you even more curious about them.
>You've only seen them in illustrations.
>Their long, fluffy tails, golden, soft fur, eyes that look like rubies...
>It all has invoked your curiosity on how they live.
>So, after working up the courage over months, you're finally venturing out to find a Ninetales, and study it in secret.
>With your notebook and pencil in hand, You're ready.
>You've learned that Ninetales and Vulpixes like to stay on top of Mt. Pyre, so that's your destination.
>You start to venture your way over through Mt. Pyre, hiking up the long mountain, in search of any Ninetales.
>Eventually you find a field of tall grass on the mountain.
>You've learned for some reason that Pokemon like to stay in grass like that.
>You decide it'd be best to set up a temporary camp a bit above the tall grass, just so you have a better view if a Ninetales comes out.
>Luckily you planned for this with an easy-to-set-up tent.
>You set down your bag, and start pulling it out.
>Suddenly, you trip on the side of the mountain, sliding down the cliffside and down onto a ledge on the mountain, in some tall grass.
"Urgghh..."
>The sudden fall caused you to faint and pass out from the hard landing.
>Several hours seem to pass while you're out cold.
>You feel an incredible softness as you start to wake.

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>>8458064
>A warmth like no other.
>You're finally able to open your eyes, however, you can't see anything.
>At least not until something is moved from your eyes to let you see.
>You find yourself sitting down in front of a Ninetales.
>It doesn't seem to have noticed you.
>You stay perfectly still, watching its movements, as it walks through the grass, looking for something...
>You don't understand what it's looking for until you hear the grumbling noise of a stomach.
>You try to very carefully move enough to grab a few berries you had in your pocket.
>Working up your courage, you call the Ninetales over.
"Hey... Hungry?"
>You offer your berries to the Ninetales after getting its attention.
>It seems to keep a distance from you, distrusting almost.
"It's OK... I won't hurt you..."
>The Ninetales continues to hold a distance, until you hear another grumbling noise.
>The Ninetales then gives into the hunger, walking up to you cautiously, before eating the berries from your hand, one-by-one.
>Its tails flow through the wind and glow brightly in the night sky.
>The moonlight gives off a glow, to truly expose the beautiful radiance of Ninetales's tails.
>You still haven't moved from your spot that you fell onto.
>You start to speak again, trying to stay calm yourself.
"You're not going to hurt me... Are you?"
>The Ninetales seems to understand you well and shakes its head.
"O-oh.. Good... I tripped and fell down here... So... I-If you don't mind... I'll leave you alone..."
>You start to get up, only to be glared at by the Ninetales's piercing red eyes, causing you to stumble backwards in fear.
"H-hey!! W-what're you doing!? I thought you said you weren't going to hurt me!?"
>It glares at you more with those ruby-like eyes.

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>>8458067
>It's almost as if the Ninetales wants you to remain there for now.
>You obey your instincts, staying still, as if the Ninetales were commanding you.
"S-so... What do you need from me?", you ask.
>The Ninetales looks at you, then to its belly, then to your bag above.
"Huh? Is it food? You're still hungry?"
>The Ninetales nods slowly.
"Well... I do have some more in my bag... If you'll allow me to get up?", you nervously ask.
>The Ninetales looks at you silently, before nodding, leading you up a trail to quickly get to your bag.
>Following behind the Ninetales, you're finally able to tell that it's a female.
>Her tails are slightly raised, giving you a bit of a view of her round rear.
>The fur looks astoundingly lustrous all over, but those tails keep distracting your eyes...
>Those fire-like tails... A beautiful golden-yellow color.
>You're only just able to snap back to reality before bumping into her.
>You're now in front of your bag and dropped tent.
"Alright... I should have some food in here..."
>You search through your bag, grabbing a sealed container filled with mixed berries.
>You open it up, offering her the contents inside, to which she quickly takes.
>You try to caress one of her tails, getting a small feel of that pure warmth... You've never felt anything quite as soft as that tail...
>She quickly turns around to you, growling at you before you even feel much.
>If you die over this, it was well worth it.
>The growling Ninetales makes you trip over the edge of the cliff....once again...
>This time you don't faint from the fall, luckily.
>But the Ninetales quickly jumps down, glaring deep into your eyes with her beautiful fiery-red eyes.
>You feel your whole body become paralyzed with fear.
>You're unable to move at all anymore.

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>>8458070
>You're not sure how long this'll last but you try not to panic.
"W...What are you planning to do?"
>You see the Ninetales slowly grin deviously.
>You gulp, closing your eyes, waiting for her to turn you into roasted meat.
>Instead you start to feel an incredible unbelievable rub against your chest.
>You slowly open your eyes to see the Ninetales using Ember on your clothes, completely burning them off.
>You're now completely naked, with your erection in full-view from your earlier feel.
>You blush hard as the Ninetales still grins evilly, starting to rub her tails along your bare chest.
>The warmth, combined with that velvety feel is just so comforting...
>It's like laying in a bed of pure Cincinno fur.
>The nine tails are rubbing against every part of your chest, exploring every inch, yet you're still paralyzed.
>It feels like her curse is keeping you still while she has her cruel fun.
>The tails are slowly all starting to run lower down your body.
>Eventually they find their way to your waist, and hips.
>Two of her tails start to wrap around your length, meanwhile a third rests below your sack.
>The Ninetales begins to sit in your lap, in front of your length, only so her tails have an easier time reaching your body.
>Her two tails on your length now fully envelop your member.
>All you feel from this is indescribable pleasure.
>The warmth with the tight grip, it makes you want to thrust so badly, yet you can't.
>Her cruel gaze is making sure of that.
>Her tails start to stroke and squeeze your length while keeping it enveloped, causing you to yell out in pleasure.
>Every little squeeze, stroke, and movement is making you gasp for air, just from the feeling of those tails...
>She starts to overlay her first two tails with two more tails, wrapping around the first two.
>This is causing much more pleasure and especially rubs your sensitive spots on your member, making you burst out in loud moans.

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>>8458072
>Her tails suddenly start to stroke faster, while tightening their grip on your length.
>This is causing you to grunt in pleasure, your cock throbbing hard for release.
>At the last moment she suddenly removes all her tails, keeping you on edge, refusing to let you have that sweet sweet bliss of release.
>She's looking back at you with a sultry grin.
"W...Why'd you stop...? Please... Don't stop now...."
>She looks more intrigued towards you, a tail just barely rubbing against your length now
"P-please.... S...So closeeee...."
>Ninetales finally lets you indulge, wrapping 5 tails at once all around your length.
>Your member is completely covered in her amazingly soft tails, as you start to unload your seed all around and on her fur.
>Your seed is stained all around her fur, mixing with her natural orange colors, but it's hard to see due to the darkness of the night.
>You pass out after panting for a long while from exhaustion.
>Several more hours pass once you're asleep.
>When you finally wake, you can feel your body able to move again.
>However, the Ninetales is still in your lap, asleep herself, tails wrapped around your waist, legs, and chest.
>It's way too comfy to leave, so you just rest, waiting for her to wake.
>It takes a few hours, but eventually she awakes.
>After a long yawn and stretching out, she finally gets off you, but sticks close to you.
>It seems you may have a new partner with you now.
>And you can't complain.
>Her tails are too amazing to not love, and having a nice warm partner on a cold night...
>Or just those tails wrapped around you like last night...
>It's basically heaven...
>You manage to get up to your bag again.
>It's surprising that you don't have a concussion from not one, but two falls.
>Luckily you packed a spare change of clothes, just in case this little endeavor took too long.
>You quickly dress yourself and pet your new partner on the head.

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>>8458074
"Guess I'm yours now... Ninetales..."
>She smirks up at you, and you both walk home.
>You continue on with your own research, now with your new partner.
>It's been months and nothing's changed, except for a little more excitement from your Ninetales.
>Ever since that one night, she's loved taking charge, making you hers.
>She loves teasing you with her tails.
>Stroking them along your body while you work, or even just laying them in your lap while you relax.
>And when she's in the mood, herself, she likes to keep you paralyzed and tease you until you beg.
>You can't help but accept it, and enjoy it all, loving your new nine tails every second you get them.

>End

And that's that, sorry about being dead for so long, just having some irl issues right now (going to the hospital in 2 days, so hopefully that fixes some stuff)

Honestly, I wouldn't be writing these things if it weren't for my friend Lego3, who got me into writing, and he also does a lot of my editing work for me, helps a ton, and I'd like to thank him, and you guys should check out his stuff sometime

(Warning, he has some mlp stories there)
He likes to write whenever he feels like it, so it's really random
Link to his pastebin- https://pastebin.com/u/Lego3

And here's the Link to this story if you guys want to save it or reread it

https://pastebin.com/h39TrA4s

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>>8458091
As usual, let me know if you guys liked it, disliked it, whatever, and I'll try to improve based on feedback.

If you have a request, just respond to me with it, and I'll note it down, but it may take forever

And I have a question for you guys, would you want me to start some kind of account somewhere where you could talk to me easier? something like tumblr or twitter? I'm almost always here and not doing much, so why not?

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>>8457958

Just for you.

>>8458691
I'm not like mentally or emotionally scarred by it, it's just horrible artwork.

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>>8458833
More just for you.

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>>8457958
Im gonna have to agree there

>>8458104
I dislike your usage of member but thats just personal taste

>>8461096
I'll look into it and try to use more varied words, thanks

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thread needs more treeko

>>8461051
>>8457958
im alkso going to have to agree with these guys, Antro is fine but holy hell is that ever a bastardization of the pokemon's models they just look like OCdonutsteels...

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That being said, How's the thread doing today?

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>>8463455
Little slow so far it seems

>>8463434

That's because they clearly are.

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>>8463488
seems that way.. shame i cant be around for longer, but later tonight i should be back with some stuff.
>>8463495
yup...

>>8463536

I happen to follow the dude. People pay him for that sort of stuff, so he must be doing something right?

Can't please everyone I guess.

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>>8463388
Treecko*

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>>8463590
Just sayin' things like that make me cringe, Tanukiyasha's talents lie outside of anthropomorphised pokemon, something just goes wrong there...and if they're ocdountsteels, its probably kids commissioning a bulk of it, lets be honest.
>>8463646
Congrats, you found a typo on the internet.`

>>8463727

Hmm, I feel it has more to do with the idea of just going even a little off model with established franchise characters that bothers you more than the dude's art.

You want art of the character cut and dry,on model and how it was meant to be drawn,and not someone else's interpretation of the character, right?

There are plenty of people out there that feels it's a complete disrespect to the source material to change or personalize it in any way, while there are others who want to make it their own and build upon it somehow.

I take it you fall into the former category?

>>8463823
I wouldn't have a problem with it if it wasnt for the humanized feet. They just don't fit in, and the artist just draws the picture in the way that makes them the focus.

>>8463895

Oh, a lot of people are drawn to him because he does exactly that. Foot fetish is the most common fetish there is after all.

As they say, there is something for everyone, but not everyone is going to like the same things.

To each their own.

>>8463964
If he did normal animal feet, it wouldn't be so bad, but the human feet juxtaposed on animal body is just uncanny valley

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>>8463823
Well, its not that, His faves seem to always look like they had a iron slapped against them, the anatomy is oftentimes horrendous [aka completely unrealistic proportions in regards to the body] human feet- whatever don't give a fuck, but most importantly, in a lot of the cases there is very little recognizable about the "Established franchise character." In all honesty, the art looks bad, its glaringly warped, the expressions look awkward as hell, they lack any focus on a subject, and this?
>>8458691
Come on, you cant tell me you actually think this is good. One leg is 150% the length of the other, the picture in the back even, what the fuck are those shins it took me a few minutes of looking at it to actually figure out that's a flareon, that's not how buttholes work... i could go on for a while still but, i think i've made my point.

i actually very much enjoy anthro art, but unless its actually decent, i have trouble enjoying it. that artists pokemon cause me to internally REEEEE just because it straight up looks like one of those speed art commissions an artist churns out for cheap cash without caring about anything but "Oh i'm making 40 bucks for it, or whatever abhorrent price was asked for it.

>>8455911
That's the one, friend. Anyone happen to have it uncensored? Unless I'm crazy and it was always censored.

>>8464237
was always censored, he never released it uncensored yet

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I prefer my mons feral with anatomically correct naughty bits.

>>8464190

Well then, you should probably track down and tell the artist how you feel instead of me, because complaining here certainly isn't going to change anything.

What could you possibly have to lose? You already took the time to post exactly how much you hate his stuff. I think he even has a tumblr page, so you can even stay anonymous.

>>8458000
Into gay stuff? I got a big story with a Gardevoir about just that.

>>8465066
Fuck that... I'm an anon...

>>8465250
Male Gardevoir? My kind of gay. Got a link?

>>8465294
Shit bro aw man wow have you got a Guy Fawkes mask too?

>>8465338
Sure thing my friend, here you go
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/23040582/

DDL (if you don't have a FA account this link will still work) http://d.facdn.net/art/akaece/stories/1490749814/1490749814.akaece_pokethingcompiled.pdf

>>8465341
No I've got a green spandex mask, that guy fawkes thing is stupid.

>>8465294

So you'll take the time to analyze and type why the artist's art is bad, but you won't take any of that and present it to said artist? Were you hoping to change anything? Were you just complaining for the sake of complaining?

Or are you just trying to turn more people against the artist's works? I don't get your reasoning.

Here I even found his tumblr page.

http://the-lone-tanuki.tumblr.com/

If you really think his stuff is bad, why not just tell them him to his face? Are you afraid he's going to bite or something?

Come on anon, don't be a typical coward. he might even listen to you, or melt down in an autistic rant. Either way would be fun to watch.

>>8465402
I won't go out and say anything to the guy directly because I really don't care, someone made assumptions about an anon that were wrong. Am I trying to turn people off to it? Nope...
I refuse to touch tumblr, his/her FA is probably crawling with fanbois of his art that will freak out and spam the shit out of anything with a similar name to whatever I post from, as furries have historically done over the decades, and the fact that someone else cares enough to gripe about one guy criticising art that I legitimately view as bad leads me to believe it is either the artist himself unable to take harsh criticism or one of the fanbois trying to figure out who I am so they can do the above mentioned thing. Anonymity is what 4chin was founded on and to dissuade people from doing that... I think you need to reread the rules of the Internet. As established many years ago.

>>8465942

I'm just a follower that happens to like his art, but it's interesting to see someone who legitimately hates his stuff. As far as I know, he doesn't have an FA page. I do know where he posts his stuff regularly, but I'm not about to do that to him.

I suggested his tumblr page, because you can communicate with other users anonymously there. I personally don't care who you are, but I just thought it would have been interesting to see how the artist reacts to harsh criticism, since from what I've seen, no one has openly given him at all. Everyone seems to give him nothing but praise.

I thought stirring the pot a little would have been fun to watch. You can really tell what kind of person an artist is when they face opposition.

And the reason I won't do it myself, is because like I said, I actually enjoy his stuff. Would be pretty hypocritical and insincere.

Oh well.

>>8466105
Perhaps later I will do some critique on his art then, it's not that I actually hate it, the guys pretty damn good at shading, but the line art, whuff... I was also fairly certain you needed an account to post on tumblr, but that just shows how much I use it. Either way, since I'm an asshat that enjoys making people ree needlessly (especially on 4chin) it may be fun to stir up some furry drama.

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>>8465366
Please tell me you'll make more.

>>8466314
I intend to actually stick with this username, so feel free to watch it on FA and you shouldn't miss anything that I do. That said, I do think I kind of burned myself out on writing Pokemon specifically with that story. I'll probably be ready to feel the urge again by the time the next game comes out, though.

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THread's not disastrous enough.

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>>8467261
Perfect.

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>>8467251
You called me?

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>>8467303
Just a side effect you've had on me, cannot think of absols anymore without calling them disastrous lol, just dropping in for a moment and figured i'd post some since they're slightly lacking in the thread.

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>>8467351
they are the disaster pokemon, afterall, that's the reason I started calling them that
Much <3 anon, glad to see I've infected someone

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alright one more before i run off

>>8467251
Yes it is, you're here

Finally i found a thread i can enjoy hi everyone!

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>>8471621
how do you do fellow pokey files

>>8471660

Oh you know Just f apping to magical animals the usual

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>>8471621
was tired of these threads getting split so hard, decided to create a new poke thread when the last one died, made it so both dicks and puss are allowed

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>>8471660
doing well, scouring around for more stuff across the boorus and imageboards, You have any requests?

>>8458104
>would you want me to start some kind of account somewhere where you could talk to me easier? something like tumblr or twitter?
I'd personally like that, to be honest

>>8471724
>You have any requests?
You mean, like you do art?

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>>8471765
I normally don't like twitter or tumblr, hate using media sites personally, but if enough people want it, lately life's been a clusterfuck and I hate keeping ppl who like my stuff out of the know for why i've been dead, so I guess if enough people want me to use one, I'll make one for you guys to start following me at

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>>8458104
Zaranon approves of this as well, though media sites are all just... eugh...
could make for some fun conversations

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>>8471819
Nah i comb through boorus and find as much of the quality art i can, then throw them in the threads, i have no preference on genders so nothing really bugs me.
Wish i could do art but i dabble in writing and do music.

Oh god my p enis is going to explode from these amazing pocket monsters

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Post more Espeons, please!

I've been longing for new art.

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>>8472050
oh boy that's going to be one loooong dredge, ill be back in a bit in that case - don't actually have an espeon folder - aside the few things i've saved from these threads.
>>8471991
also i believe you need this image

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Holy hell most of this espeon shit is stuck so far into fetish territory i cannot bring myself to save it... or its too cutesy....

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>>8472604

>>8455294
Faggots have their own thread, why do you have to invite them here.

I refuse to let this thread die

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>>8477905
Simply put, no reason not to invite them over if they want to join, you'll just have to deal with it

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>>8472604
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>>8475408
Thank you!

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>>8458104
>>8471765
>>8471853
welp, I got around to creating one finally, if you guys feel like talking to me about whatever really, whether it's through asking there, or talking with me personally, go for it, ask whatever, I do not mind

>>8488460
just realized i'm a fucking retard and forgot a link https://www.tumblr.com/blog/disastermon

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>>8488460
>>8488507
And you pasted it wrong: https://disastermon.tumblr.com/

Cute absol pic! Needs UnsafeAbsol too.

>>8489552
sorry, thank you, literally first time using tumblr, I really don't like social-media sites

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>>8489552
Here's a lewd absol to thank you

>pastebin stories that might be deleted or deleted again
>pastebin greentexts that weren't pasted
>never share them
>keep them bookmarked for fapping later

>first own click since inception
>55 hits
wtf do people really want that typhlosion smut
They're under no account or anything, just the story, maybe a title, and a shitty disclaimer. How.

>>8490006
>never share them

reeeeeeee

Also pastebin is either full of bots and/or users who basically skim every recent paste for hidden goodies and easy piracy.

>>8490093
I didn't make the stuff anon. I just copied it into pastebin and added "by anon" or something.
It's your own fault if you don't make your own boyo.
Here's the one for typhlosion. Made by the guy who got caught by his parents with it in an earlier thread.
https://pastebin.com/kJyjgBqp

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>>8490093
>>8490006
>never share pastebin
I'll REEEEEEEEE to that!

Hate this one bookmark I have of some smut and I have no idea if there's a part three because all the author's pastes are hidden and I also no idea where I'd ask for a direct link.
Shit sucks.

boop

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>>8492500

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>>8493638
>anthro
absolutely disgusting

>>8493699
Anthro is patrician when done properly.

That image is not done properly.

Not all of us are so brain damaged we want to fuck dogs and cats.

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Hypothetically, how much would you consider paying for a life-size, accurate-weighed Salazzle realdoll? I'm talking cast joints, pvc skeleton, foam, liquid rubber exterior, etc. etc.?

I'm asking for a friend. For no reason.

>>8494016
0$, because I don't care for Salazzle at all.

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>>8494108
Fair enough.

>>8494016
0$ cuz I don't even have a penny to spare for anything luxuriuous

>>8494016
Ideally I'd pay money. Realistically there's no way I could keep something like that around without people finding out.

Do they even make furry realdolls in the first place? That sounds like a goldmine.

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>>8494283
was that meant as a response to me? lol

>>8494108
>>8494212
I should have said "What would you consider a fair price".

>>8494249
Yeah, but it's probably existing already in some form or another. I haven't hit up FA or logical sites to check yet. Pokemon could maybe be played off as stuffed animals or toys or something, so long as they're not flipped over and inspected. Otherwise it would be pretty hard to hide a 7' snout-to-tail lizard, agreed.

OFC this is all hypothetical.

>>8494283
I'm still amazed that a waifumon is a final form starter, from popplio no less.

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>Gay pokephile thread
>Is gay only of course
>Gay or straight pokephile thread
>Filled with mostly gay stuff

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>>8494488
Have you even looked at the thread? it's about 50/50...

in fact looking back 40 image posts, i see literally 2 or 3 things that can be considered gay - or are you one of those people so homophobic you cant even stand to see a dick in a vagina?

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>>8494177
Salazzle always has such a nice bottom for a lizard
>>8494488
>implying its not more straight then gay

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>>8494531
correction, Irrefutably gay, there are a few ambiguous posts too...

you've literally managed to exhibit more autism then i generally do in a single day, And i'm autistic.

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>>8494488
>Filled with mostly gay stuff
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>>8494305
excuse me, are you actually retarded?

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>>8494575
for a moment i thought you were calling the entire thread retarded, then i looked up.

>>8465366
Very well written but I feel terrible after reading it holy shit. I guess being mind broken isn't my kind of thing.

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>>8494585
oh nonono Anon, just that Anon who didn't look at the thread, the rest of you are very lovely pokephiles

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>>8494607
lol like i said, for a moment there. just missed that first line of it cause i thought it was just post replies.
and now im going to do this, just to piss off that anon.

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I'll dump a couple more lizards before asking somewhere else.

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and this

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>>8494639

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>>8494488
Mostly gay stuff? Eat my ass. Learn to use your eyes, eh?

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>>8494644

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>>8494639
realistically you're looking at upwards of 2-5k$ I'd say, if you want it very realistic

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>>8494664
>>8494665
Good to know.

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>>8494636
>>8494643
Well played, Anon, that absol one made me laugh

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>>8494673

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>>8494680

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>>8494639
asking about what, The doll thing? Personally speaking, a fair asking price would be around five to nine hundred.

You've got to factor in the cost of materials, which for something like you [i think] suggested, would be at least 300 bucks, probably more, then the amount of time it would take to actually make one of those things, which would likely be at least 60 work hours. assuming 10 dollars per hour for the work, 600 there.
Those things are a nightmare to keep on model and make look decent, so that's likely a lot lower than itr should be for something that big

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Flughtagh

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>>8494690
Yeah, several hundred bucks for materials, more for first attempts and testing different methods for joints/crap.

Have a pretty good idea of how I'd go about it (all hypothetical of course), and experience doing fabrication of all sorts, so it probably wouldn't be a total hogwash. Most concerning part would be the actual physical sculpting portion to keep it on model, like you said.

Feels like it could be an amusing craft project with some potential.

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>>8494677
glad i could make ya chuckle. its

>>8494680
>the pheromones are said to attract even humans

I wonder what that would be like. Getting a whiff of something so arousing you can't help yourself.

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>>8494774
gagh, Its what i do, rather

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>>8494786
Imagine suddenly you feel like you haven't fapped for several weeks.

>>8494575
OK I stand corrected, however this thread is the exception, personaly, gay and straight should be segregated into separate threads.

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Whelp, one more and i'm off to the music stuff for a little bit, then a couple more, then sleep...

>>8494870
That sir is where you are wrong, the segregation is not needed. you chose to come in here, no one else made you, plus more threads = less content per thread. its fairly clear which ones are gay from the thumbnails...
Furthermore, when segregated, threads die more often due to inactivity - last time it happened, it lasted a few weeks, and both the gay and straight threads sucked.

>>8494870
I prefer to have them combined into a single thread

>>8494915
Well a little too late for that now... the gay thread seems too be doing very well on their own.

>>8494966
It's meh at best, I stay in there quite often, pretty dead usually, maybe like 1-2 posts an hour peak times

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>>8494870

>>8494976
I second this, I actually save a lot more from this thread of both gay and straight stuff then i do over there because over there its a lot of the same canned images. People here at least make an effort to keep threads different and go out and find new content.

>>8494976
Sounds comfy

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alright gents, im off to sleep, see you in the morrow.

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>>8495475
night Anon, sleep well

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here's a bump before I sleep

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Aaaand good morning.

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>>8458000
Pokemon can become rebellious if their strength exceeds your training experience. So what happens if your cute pokemon evolves into something much more powerful than you can handle? What if that disobedient pokemon wants to mate with you? They would ignore your pleas to stop. You'd be completely at their mercy.

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>>8499698
I'd rather they were just very forceful and upfront, rather than straight up rape-y.

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>>8500560
It's a fine line, I guess. I like them amorous, forceful, and upfront but at the same time that you wouldn't be able to refuse their advances even if you wanted to really taps into the primal parts of my brain.

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>>8497210
Mornin, Zar

>>8501036
I find it a lot hotter if they respect you enough not to just straight up rape you and would rather make something emotional out of it.

>>8504044
this

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Disastermon here,
I'm incredibly bored with writers block right now, wondering if any of you guys have reasonable suggestions for my type of writing that you'd like to see greentexted, around 100-200 lines is what I do

>>8512323
A Deerling unwittingly teasing her trainer as they live together and confusing his advances for some completely innocent things, and the trainer eventually can't take it anymore and takes what he wants.

>>8512463
any other details for it? or just want me to take and twist what you gave me?

>>8512519
Yes, the deerling is in spring form. Make her innocent and playful.

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>>8512634
Can't say it'll be great as I'm writing it outta boredom, but I'll try to get it done by tomorrow, I'll certainly try my best and hope ya luck it tho

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>>8512684
All good, just try it out

Anyone have any good pics of flareon, ninetales, rapidash, vaporeon, milotic, serperior, dragonair or lopunny as titty monsters? I know >anthro is usually one of those hot debate issues with this stuff, but I just wanna see any of those with massive tiddies, is all.

>>8512634
seconding

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>>8512634
>>8512684

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I could just rub and kiss braixen's paws right now

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>>8455294
Servine needs more lewds

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>>8516802
I need pokepaws in my life

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This thread is my jam.

Who cares if it's gay or not, it's all the same.

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>>8518969
but who has the best ones?

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>>8521289
Tough choice between Treecko, Mew, Charmander, and Raichu.

If you could pick one pokemon to be with for the rest of your life which one would you pick?

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>>8523053
Snivy.

>>8465366

Dude... This is really good.

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>>8521565
ah treecko, can't resist those toes

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>>8523053
this cutie

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>>8521289
i realize lucario is kind of overdone, but holy fuck have you SEEN those paws
i want them all over my face
forever

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>>8523053
The really really big dog

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>>8523081
Glorious taste

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>>8523053
my choice is very disasterous to say the least

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Anyone know where I can find the full version of this?

>>8523609
https://e621.net/post/show/1029020/2016-against_tree-ahegao-anal-anal_penetration-ani
how lazy have you people gotten?

>>8523609

Shadbase, paheal, etc

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>>8523053
I'm going to have to say Flygon. Multiple reasons.

One is that the bugdragon is sexy. Look at dem hips and cute goggles!
Two is that Normies don't think it's sexy. Not going to get any weird looks like you would with a Lucario. Sucks to be them.
Three is getting to ride a fucking dragon, eat shit everyone without a dragon! Eat SHIIIIIT!
Four is Flygon is stronk so if everyone's getting pokeymans I've got a good battler.
Five is Flygon is my favourite.

>What's your desired Pokeharem?

Depends... am I limited to 6... or can I have as many Boxes as I desire?

>>8524678

Fellow Flygon lover, and I agree with a LOT of what you said.

>>8524750
6

>>8524750
Even if you could, boxing your pokéwaifus is cruel, and no amount of boasting about stamina is going to get around that there's only so many hours in the day to be tenderly or not-so-tenderly loving them.

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>>8455294

>>8524860

Well, by "Box", I SHOULD'VE meant "The Poke-Pelago" (the best thing invented to remove any horrific implications).

Annd.. if I have to...

Aurorus (female), Lopunny (male), Jynx (don't judge me), Meloetta, Roserade(female), Vaporeon (female)

Alts: Chikorita (female), Tsareena, Ampharos/Mega Ampharos (female), Medicham (female), Salazzle, and Alolan Vulpix (female)

Would you ever actually fuck a feral pokemon if given the chance? With zero consequences? What about real animals?

>>8525087
There's a 50/50 chance I'd fuck a Dolphin if one came onto me. Otherwise, no, only humans.

Depends on the feral mon but yes.

>>8525087

Well, if you can see from my harems: >>8525023

Yes, I'd fuck feral mons (including the humanoids).

As for rl animals.... nah.

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>>8523337
Don't forget Zangoose.

>>8525087
Considering that some "feral" Pokémon are just as or more intelligent than humans and some are basically just giant caterpillars, it's kind of hard to give a blanket statement to that.
If a Lucario with enough with and will to use telepathy comes on to me, I want to pound that fuzzy butt into the ground. If a pidove tries presenting it's cloaca I'm not about to stick my dick in it.
Also a flat no for your last question.

>>8525087
Real animals, no

If the pokemon is intelligent enough to understand consent, and consequences, and understand love above all else, then yes, I would fuck them. If they do not understand what was said above, and are only wanting to mate due to mating season, or out of instinct, then probably not

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>>8523501
Same, and zoroark's feet too

>>8525087
Pastaing someone I agree with on the matter.

First physical, meaning most Ghost types would be off the list.
Legendaries would also probably be off the list, due to them being rare. Than there's anatomical limitations. Pokémon which are made of inorganic material such as Klink, Magnemite, Garbodor and Metang to name a few, I would imagine would be difficult to derive some sort of sexual pleasure from since there literally just hunks of metal and or literal garbage.

There's also "mental" limitations. Basically is the mostly Pokémon instinct driven, or is it more "conscious"? Pokémon like Rhydon, Rhyhorn, Garchomp, Druddigon, Tyranitar, Nidoking/queen, Kommo-o line, most bug type Pokemon, and Tentacruel are Pokémon I would consider to be more "instinct" driven rather than having a definite conscience to them.

Then there's social limitations. Like which Pokémon would it be socially acceptable to have sexual relations with? Than that limits your choices of Pokémon to have sex with at the expense of social relations.

And there is where I think you would your definitive answer. Yes, but it would only be with Pokémon who society considers traits that are "human."

Yes, that would include most if not all waifus like Gardevoir, Braixen, Roserade, Tsareena, Medicham, Primarina, etc. It would also include Pokémon like the Hitmons, Jynx, Electabuzz line, Machamp line, Lucario, Infernape, Bisharp, etc.

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>>8524776
Flygon love is the purest love. For we know that sexy dragons can come from even the littlest termites.

As for pokéharem...
Well I'm going to need a Flygon.
Lucario next, sure they're vanilla poképhilia fuel but that's because they're hot. Also loyal chi fighter doge is neat.
Next I think... Goodra. Who doesn't love a goopy dergan? Funny thing, they're the exact same size and body shape as a Flygon. Not that I don't love them for what they are but you have to wonder if there's some deep lore behind the two species.
Next I'm going to say... Vaporeon. Because a waifus team without an eeveelution is a sad one. I prefer Jolteon most of the time, but I'm over thinking this and I'd probably need a water type for a good team, and waterfoxdog is probably lower maintenance than electricfoxdog. I mean seriously looking after six intelligent dogs would be exhausting and difficult enough, let alone mixing magical powers, dragons, golems and ghosts into the mix. There's a reason dragon tamers are respected in-universe, and I'll bet it's just finding enough food for them all.
Started struggling around here to pick, but I'm going to say Scolipede. In part because it's just an unusual choice. I figure it'll be interesting. Also I like butts, if my other wide hipped choices didn't give it away.
And finally Absol, because cute disastermon needs loving. Honourable mention to Lopunny and those bunny buns.

Though if pushed I'd probably not have a full team and go for the first four or maybe just Flygon, Lucario and Vaporeon. A full team sounds exhausting in more ways than one.

Don't forget to kiss your waifus.

>>8526380

All nice choices (and some people do love Scolipede... Horse-bug with large ass).

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>>8526380
Absols are love
Disastermons are life
Headblade is for licking
Nose is for booping
Lips are for kissing

There is no better mon

Now either kindly agree to disagree with me, agree with me, or let's fight to the death

>>8525087
only the humanoid ones, no to real animals unless it's a human.

>>8526480

I mean, a lot of what you have I've picked too, in >>8525023

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Cum inside your pokemon everyday!

>>8526489
Lips are for sucking

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Which pokemon would have the most violent mating?

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>>8526489

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>>8526863
Hydreigon.

Poképhilia difficulty rating S
Choice only available for veteran pokéfuckers. Protectiveness gear required, the Council of Poképhiliac Information (COPI) does not recommend this Pokémon for poképhiliacs below A grade (Tyranitar, Garchomp, Nidoking/queen etc)

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What happens to naughty children who go into the tall grass without a pokemon?

>>8527112
They're told to capture every single Pokémon ever discovered and not come back home until it's done.

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>>8527112
They get dragged away by a professor that somehow always knows where they are, what they're doing, and what items they are attempting to use in the wrong time and place.

Ampharos, Flygon, Goodra... What is it about that shape that's so captivating?

>>8525087
I have fucked one of those, but I would fuck the other if I could too.

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>>8523535
Shit, Arcanine is just like Typhlosion in terms of non-anthro female art

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>>8527648
>What is it about that shape that's so captivating?
Thick thighs and wide hips will do that to a man

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>>8523609
I have it in gif form

Got any good lewd milotic or rapidash pics? I wanna see tube waifu and fire horse in some lewd stuff for sure.

Holy shit I think I just delivered a pizza to the kown guy...

>>8527906
Is the correlation between the two along the lines of lack of feral stuff? Typhlosion isn't something I've ever been interested in
>>8525087
>Would you ever actually fuck a feral pokemon if given the chance?
If it's something I like, probably
>With zero consequences?
yeah
>What about real animals?
nah

>>8528068

Also a thick, powerful tail.

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>>8528068
>>8529064

Case in point.

>>8529088
What a cute little cunny~

>>8529050
Yea, it's a double-whammy in terms of their male forms being vastly preferred (so many people want to receive dick over giving) and needing to look human-like before others can jerk off to it.

>>8525087
Yes. Yes. Probably not but it's not impossible.

do not die on me!

die on me instead

don't die on anyone

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>>8533384
stupid sexy salazzle

>>8533764
>you will never smell her pheromones

Already so sexy, just imagine if you could smell her on top of that.

>>8534867
life is cruel

>>8533764
Salazzle looks so ugly lmao, rockin that cancer patient look

>>8537104
You wont be saying that when you smell the pheromones

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>>8523053
Serperior

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>>8455294
>Husbando
Blaziken
>Waifu
Articuno.

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>>8539235
Articuno related.

>>8528711
?

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BUMPING FROM INEVITABLE DEATH (also hey, a request I had done in the drawthread)!

>>8512684
WHERE ARE YOU, YOU DEGENERATE RETARD FUCKFACED
no rush

>>8544547
At the hospital

>>8544587
walk it off pussy

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>>8544587
Excuses excuses
You better be dying.

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how the hell have I never seen thse threads before?
regardless, I'll be sure to come to /trash/ more often

>>8544666
Physically can't walk
>>8544759
Does coughing up blood count?

>>8544838
Likely because a couple weeks-a month ago these threads died off, only to be brought back seggregated, idk what happened to cause that, I was also dead at the time, recently brought em back trying to bring both parties together again

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>>8544913
What've you got, like, ebola? I had that, didn't even take off work. Sounds to me like you're just a pussy.

>>8545328
It's a mix of many different things, from permanenet physical/mental diseases, to temp diseases like food poisoning/flu/stomach bleeding that i've just been suffering with non-stop for 2 months, got some OTC meds to hopefully help, omw home, making another appointment

>>8545385
Well for what it's worth, I hope you get better soon. I'm right there with you health-care, but I kinda want to die, so...

>>8545500
Health-wise, I meant. Fuck autocorrect. Even though without it my posts would be illegible.

>>8544913
Just fucking write

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I'm going to go ahead and guess that the april fools merges ended, any boards other than /vp/ getting raided by /mlpol/?

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nice and juicy

>>8547201
>the april fools merges ended
No, they actually didn't.

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>>8548532
oh right, they are unlisted, don't know why that thought didn't cross my mind when I'm posting in /trash/