/nitwg/ - Night in the Woods Pretzels and rats edition! Avo

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No shitposting allowed.

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REMINDER FOR EVERYONE

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>>8451009
Yeah! Only post about Jackie!

>>8451031
Yeah I'll post my dick in Jackie. How much is the postage to her ass anyways?

>>8451020
Bae is clearly a muff diver.

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>not feeding suspicious milk to Bea

>>8451059
"her"

>>8451020
Gae art when?

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>>8451031
>>8451059
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY FUCKING WIFE.

>>8451078
Sorry, murr*

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>>8451078
Kys you ugly facist.

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welp.
shoplifted again and stole the same shit i did last time. sometimes i feel like the employees know that i'm doing it but they just don't even care for some reason.

>>8451085
please neck yourself

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>>8451096
>that dance
Jackie's such a qt

>>8451108
The only thing I ever shoplifted was a couple donuts from the local supermarket super late with a friend in highschool

we did it a few times and I dont think anyone wouldve cared enough to even stop us

Awwwww ye.

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>Bird said he didn't really like going out or anything
>Gator says he should go to harfest
>Bird not really that into the idea
>Gator convinces him to come
>They're together at harfest

HHHHNGGGGGGGGG
Do you think they kiss when no one is looking and say no homo ?

I bet Jackie would moan like a fucking man when I dig my tongue so deep into her gooch that I start licking the top of her testicles.

>>8451072
I forgot how hot this pic is. Thanks for the boner

>>8451147
They get pretty nasty man. Did you read that Smelted Love fanfic?

>>8451147
Nah dude, just a couple of dudes hanging out.
Also
LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CAT
NO NOT MAE
THE ONE IN THE WINDOW

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can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown

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>>8451158
Dude. Fucking unf

>>8451192
That's not the right image, silly!

>>8451176
I did, as a matter of fact! just yesterday. I didn't like the ending but loved the lewd parts

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>>8451078

I wonder if there's any hidden dialog nobody has found yet

>>8451131
nice. usually for me there's like this nice kind of vibe i get when i manage to get out of the store and even when i know the employees don't even care, it's like, there's still a good feeling after i pull it off. i like it a lot.

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>>8451264
Nope, probably not.

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HAS SCIENCE GONE TOO FAR?
Is this image REAL or FAKE?

>>8451325
99.9% of people get this question wrong.

>>8451389
thic

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>>8451325
fake because mae isn't real

>>8451191
It's God

>>8451108
You should pick a different place or something, eventually someone might care and they will be ready for you.

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>>8451325
STILL CUTE

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Gun to your head, Bea or Mae. You can only pick one. What is your answer?

>>8451568
yeah, i'm probably gonna steal from another store next time i want to do it, i guess.

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>>8451606
Bea.

>>8451606
Lori :)

>>8451606
Mae.

Bea's a nice person but we're not gonna be very compatible.

In fact anyone here who says Bea is going to be miserable.

Have you guys done one of these yet?

http://www.strawpoll.me/12636720

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>>8451606

Mae, no question.

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>>8451606
Maedae

I feel like I'd just dissappoint Bea with my trashy lifestyle and I don't have the saving throw of being childhood friends like Mae.

>>8451642
PEDO GETOUT

>>8451606
Mae.

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>>8451606
mae

I love bea too but realistically she wouldn't put up with my irresponsible ass, also I'm not sure how much I'd like the whole chain-smoking thing

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>>8451733
i was just kidding anon. I'd rather fuck Mae.

>>8451762
I always find myself looking at her paws. It's a great image - everything about her there is cute - but those paws are top-tier.

>>8451800
right?

>>8451762
>i was just kidding anon

Don't be such a pussy anon, Lori is fantastic

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what would jackie drink also my tablet is doing some sort of weird exponential tracking thing and its really hard to draw,,,

>>8451824
ok, fine. maybe i was like 99.9% serious about it.

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>>8451855
Describe what you'd do to her.

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>>8451944
Those toes are fucked.

>>8451945
I would teach her how to drive. With her father's consent, of course.

>>8451945
no

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>>8451944
I'm like 108% sure this is traced and the foot part was done separately

yikes

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They could have at least used his actual guitar.

>>8452233
pretty hot

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I'M in love with Mae Borowski

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>>8451606
B E A

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>>8452442
same

I want to ____ lori

>>8452524
beat up

>>8452524
niggerize

>>8452560
what the fuck does that even mean

>>8452514
oh my god my new favorite picture

>>8452569
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWNc2NwkW74

>>8452514
Holy shit this is adorable. Who's the artist?

>>8452514
savd

>>8452524
bait pedophiles with

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>>8452514

>>8452578
deep

>>8452669
what was the video even about
jewtube won't load for me

>>8452578
you have no idea how long ive been trying to find this video again

>>8452692
It was a guy giving a lecture about the meaning of life using mr potato head dolls

>>8452692
It's about a three common developmental states of people. Fagitazation, niggerization, and tardination.

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>>8452599
drarw dot tumblr

[spoiler]I modified the original to appeal to lonely anons, but the source is cute too[/spoiler]

>>8452578
I'm having trouble comprehending such enlightenment.

>>8452776
I don't know how tumblr works so searching drawr tumblr gives me nothing relevant.

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>>8452776
God damn Selmers is adorable.

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>>8452841
http://drarw.tumblr.com/
>drew worst troll unironically past 2011

shit artist

>>8452875
Mae pls im trying to vidya

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>>8452776
this is so good

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>>8452841
http://drarw.tumblr.com ya dingdong

>>8452886
>>8452925
Literally don't know how to use it. The site gives me a headache.
>shipping selmers and Mae
I almost care but his art is too damn cute.

>>8452994
Learn to use it then nigger, it's not hard. You scroll and click next, shit.

>>8453033
No :^)

>>8453048
Too bad, you're missing all the Maemers then.

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Who would go in for the kiss first? Mae is pretty impulsive but idk if she's got the stones for that, Bea seems like she'd go for it first but she's kinda tough with feelings so who knows

>>8453074
BEA

IS

NOT

GEI

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>>8453074
According to this, Bea.

>>8453074
Bea wants thick lizard cock.

>>8452811
It's simple really.
>Faggitized
Flamboyant or care-free

>Niggerized
Hardened, aggressive, realistic

>Tardinated
Simple minded or curious, adventurous

The combinations of these gives you the basic structure of a person. For example, Mae was probably born tardinated and later became faggitized. After the whole ordeal with the cult, she became niggerized. She's a tardifaggotnigger.

Beatrice was born faggitized and lived such a lifestyle up until her mother died, where she had to become niggerized in order to keep her father sane and run his bussiness. Hanging out with Mae however, made her a bit tardinated. She's a Fagginiggertard.

Angus had no real childhood. As soon as he was born his life was suffering. He came out of the womb Niggerized, and niggerized people are hard to change. Gregg however, managed to faggitize him a bit, making him a niggerfaggot

Gregg's just been faggitized his whole life, but later became niggerized after spending time with Angus, so he's a faggotnigger.

Now do you understand?

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MARCH-APRIL TIERLIST POSTED


OBSERVE AND ADJUST POSTING HABITS BRAINLETS

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>>8453121
So she wants Steve Scriggins? Well, who doesn't?

>>8453130
I see literally no flaws with this chart.

>>8453105
BEA

GAY

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>>8453130
>post Bea for memes
>but also talk about Selmers and other characters because they're somewhat interesting
Hmmm

>>8453167
BEA

GETS

NO

FUK

WITH

MAE

>>8453130
>I DECIDE WHAT ARE VALID TOPICS

Nah

>>8453122
If this post was a shotgun then I'd be Ernest Hemingway.

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Queen of /trash/

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>>8453130
tfw brainlet

>>8453191
t. maebea poster

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>>8453130
fixed

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>>8453130
wew lad, fixed your shit taste no need to thank me. I do it for the community.

>>8453397
This is correct

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>>8453397
Doe is top tier, that guy was probably a faggot or something

so i recently tried to play this game, enjoyed it up until i went to build some mechanical thing with the faggot fox and when i went to try and turn it on the game broke and i lost a ton of progress, is it even worth me trying to continue and slog through the game up until that point again?

>>8453397
Steve literally did nothing wrong in the game, and the cut content has Mae be more of a bully than him. Why do you hate him so?

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>>8453397
>steveposting
>ever lower than maebea posting

>>8453476
>going the gregg route
u deserved it family

>>8453531
t. steveposter

>>8453536
did that really lock me into a route? it might have been better that the game died on me since after going down that route he seemed like a bit of a cunt anyway, i preferred bea

>>8453476
if you're finding yourself using the phrase "slog through the game," it's probably not worth it

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>>8453563
not really

honestly since you know what you're doing up you could probably chug through the first parts through the game since most of it IS dialogue

>>8453571
>>8453613
yeah i mean i think i just need to mash through a couple days of dialogue and feed some rats i found, i cant remember if ill have to go to the shopping centre with bea again as well

I gotta ask, has anyone here ever had an existential crisis or quandry? Not from the game itself, but just had one?

>>8453774
Kinda out of the blue, but not personally no, I just don't give a shit about my existence and wherever I am I want to die.

>>8453774
yeah, i have

>>8453774
every 4 years or so

>>8453774
Yeah.
I'm a nihilist now. It's not worth worrying about.

(shocking) actual discussion for a sec:

Can anyone that liked Gregg's path over Bea's explain to me why exactly? like what was it that did it for you above Bea's story? I hate saying this because I love the game as a whole, the characters, and gregg is awesome (rulz ok) but holy fuck it's like Night and day with these two stories for me..

Bea: Genuine heartwarming moments between two girls with polar opposite lifestyles and many differing opinions; drama, friendship troubles, reconciliation, all of proximity, the ending, etc. Just everything felt like a true story about two girls that were once friends, then lost contact for ages, and now are rekindling their friendship and pushing it closer than ever before despite being such a mixed pair.

And then..

Gregg: Dude lmao crimes XDDD let's steal this robot and shoot a fake deer in the woods and btw I'm bipolar now we're legends we left this robot in the woods.

Like what the hell. I mean they were already friends to begin with and there was no breaking point or drama between them. All his story events were just fucking around stealing shit, getting the battery, etc etc. Yeah wounds shows a side of Gregg we didn't know, and I genuinely liked that event..but idk man. I liked that we see imperfect Gregg, his arguments with Angus, and about him having to "grow up" out of his crimes to go to bright harbor, but it all felt fairly..idk, bland? Don't get me wrong the events with Gregg were fun events and I enjoyed them, but it just didn't carry weight like the events with Bea. It was just stuff happening with no real weight to it, just two good friends stealing robot parts, batteries, knife fighting. It was still good..but it's hard to compare it to the actual relationship building in Bea's story

>>8453774
Yeh. And then I wrote two books. Weird shit dude.

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>>8453774
I get a warm feeling inside when I close my eyes and think about what it feels like to not exist if that counts.

>>8453774
I dropped out of college and continued to live with my parents.

....shit

>>8453906
Mae, is that you?

>>8453956
Nahhh

>>8453074
Mae would do it after a few beers

Bea would pretend to be annoyed at Mae's drunkness but still like it

>>8453814
>>8453828
>>8453838
>>8453886
Mine happened when I was using some 3-D visual space program, one that shows solar system, and you can check the position of planets in other places and such. Not a game, per se. It was fun....untiI I started to become aware of distance. I pulled away from a planet, then could see anything, not even stars just..black. And it hit me how tiny I was, and how there was just....nothing....all around, and no matter what i did, I was gonna die and cease to exist.

>>8454039
Live for yourself and for those you care about. Nothing else matters, and unless you're either exceptionally lucky or exceptionally talented, you're not going to achieve much of anything else anyway in the grand scheme of things.
That's my view on it, at least. It's a little depressing, but it also makes things a lot easier to get done when they're compartmentalized like that.

It also makes it easier to enjoy the things that are happening in the now, at least for me.

>>8453774
Doesn't everyone? Like at some point in highschool or college, seems like it should be mandatory.

It's nice because you realize existence is completely arbitrary and that nagging feeling you always had that there must be some kind of meaning to it all goes away.

>>8453854
I liked Gregg's path more. However, I feel Bea's route had more. I think it stems from Scott Benson and Bethany Hockenberry being able to draw more from their personal lives for the Bea route, whereas for Gregg they only had Benson's trait of being bipolar to draw from, and had to make up the rest. With Bea, there was more life, and with Gregg, it was more fantasy. There was just nowhere to go.

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>>8454039
I do this in VR with google earth. You can pull back away from the earth and it gives you a really scary sensation seeing how small it is and actually feeling like you're in space seeing how small it is.

On a more related topic I shamelessly went to PA in google earth VR and tried to find a possum springs like town that I could just hang out in for a bit, even if it was just in VR, and pretend it was really possum springs. Sadly couldn't find a good enough town. Found some small ones but nothing that had the whole "sloping hill going up" feel. All of them were flat towns

>>8453854
Canonically, Mae came home from college to be around familiar people. Gregg being the person she was most familiar with. She didn't run home from school and head into the Ol' Pickaxe. If Bae never showed up at band practice, Mae would literally have never even thought about seeing Bea again.

So I think the Gregg route is something that Mae would want to do. It's ultimately futile and self-destructive, but it makes her happy. The Bea route runs contrary to her nature, is harder and makes her a better person. But I still like the Gregg route due to the emotion Mae has for Gregg and the familiarity that the two of them share.

LORI IS A SLUT

>>8454298
TO PUBLIC MASTURBATION ONLY

>>8454298
a slut that deserves to get beat up

>>8454298
Everyone's a slut for something.

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>>8454298
*a cute slut

tfw all the lori thirst dried up weeks ago

RIP Lorifags, I'll always still be here

>>8454340
is that a fucking phone? i thought like, nobody in Possum Springs carried a phone

>>8454371
you can still watch videos and shit on em if you have it downloaded from your PC or whatever. just no cell reception

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>>8454312
what, like going at it on the roof?

>>8454387
at the train tracks, duh

>>8454371
they apparently do have wi-fi, so i imagine you could at least do shit on the internet or play games on it

but yeah, like the other anon said, no cell reception

>>8454359
but anon

i'm in LOVE with Lori Meyers.

so was the silhouette of eide's head actually supposed to hint at who it was or was it just something to fuel the mystery?

>>8454806
Not many cats in Possum Springs with notched ears. I don't think it's someone we know.

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>>8454884
>>8454806
It's Mae
FROM THE FUTURE~

>>8454932
no. kill yourself.

>>8454884
I didn't think so, but it seemed like such a specific thing to include that I feel like I must've missed something

>>8454932
is it weird that I can accept an ancient cult worshipping an eldritch goat demon in a bottomless hole but time travel sounds completely idiotic?

>>8454994
It's because the eldritch demon could be the result of pure luck and not a magical entity at all.

Much like the top ending scene of Inception it allows the viewer to interpret it both ways by being vague.

>>8454884
How did Mae get her ear messed up anyways? Was it the baseball incident?

>>8455083
she said it was because of a dog.

>>8455083
doggo bit her as a kid. I actually forgot when she says this and to who

>>8455083
I don't think so, that sounded like a very one-sided incident

>>8455109
>>8455111
part of me wants to compile a list of facts about every character because of all the little tidbits of dialog that are strewn all over the place and stuffed in corners

>>8455136
you should totally do that, it would be cool.

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Remember, ignore and report shitposters. Do not give them the attention they seek. It's our responsibility to keep this thread pure. Replying to them actively and irreversibly lowers the quality of this general.

>>8455337
the only shitposter here is you with your autistic spam

>>8455136
Wasn't there a way to directly extract dialogue text from the files? Why hasn't a full transcript of the game been posted?

>>8455337
Dude look, we all appreciate you posting the same thing over and over, to prevent other people from posting the same thing over and over.

>But

Please just stop.

>>8455445
>>8455481

virusanon detected, trying to get us to let our guard down

>>8455647
Not even them but if someone is dumb enough to download a mysterious .exe file off a total random stranger on the net and actually double click on it then they deserved to get virus'd.

What is this 2003 AOL chain letter days? like come on.

>>8455159
I wouldn't doubt that I'll get bored enough one of these nights to try, but it's a hell of a lot of work gathering and consolidating all that information

besides, it looks like nightinthewoods.wikia.com has already done most if not all of the work already

>>8455647
If we are virus anons then you replying back to us is in a direct violation of the

>Remember, ignore and report shitposters.

that the other guy said.

And therefore you are falling to the bait.

Otherwise, we are simply asking someone that is as we could say a shitposter that does not know he is shitposting to kindly stop, and you are cluttering up the thread by replying.

>>8455685
Eh, if he had put in a little more effort to be convincing, I can see it happening. Most 4chan links are clean (although yeah not usually exes). At least one person did actually run it.


>>8455720
I'm actually one of the shitposters, u found me out

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>>8455782

>>8455720
>>8455647
>>8455481
>>8455337
All of you are retarded. This argument is now over. Move along.

>>8455824
If we are virus anons then you replying back to us is in a direct violation of the

>Remember, ignore and report shitposters.

that the other guy said.

And therefore you are falling to the bait.

Otherwise, we are simply asking someone that is as we could say a shitposter that does not know he is shitposting to kindly stop, and you are cluttering up the thread by replying.

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>>8455824
We could talk about this tattoo

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>>8455873
that is a permanent drawing that someone paid for

>>8455873
it's uhhhh...bad

>>8455873
Should have used the colors that Mae is canonically, it looks okish otherwise.

>>8455873
wew good job ruining your body and having to explain that embarrassment to your children.

>>8451606
I'd pick Mae~ I'm a cat lover :3

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>>8455923
That seems like a very flimsy reason....

Much like dating someone exclusively for their looks...

>>8455873
i mean i wouldn't really mind getting an nitw related tattoo but god damn that thing looks like shit

>>8455873
ITS JUST SHAPES!!!!!


FUCKING SHAPESSSSSS

Speaking of tattoos...

what the fuck was the tattoo on that dead guy's arm supposed to be again? some triangle or whatever it was? what the hell was all that about I don't recall anything coming back to that mark

>>8455975
Well there are more reasons than only that she is a cat.

>>8456047
It was a black diamond, it was meant to signify that he was as one would put it, "a bottom feeder".

It's kinda a bit of a nod to how the cultists work by only removing those that nobody would care about or that would have or have shitty lives already.

>>8456068
K, so what are they?

>>8456082
> it was meant to signify that he was as one would put it, "a bottom feeder".

So one of the cultists did that tattoo? wut? I never remember them saying anything about that.

>>8456082
Wait so you're saying the cultists tattooed him? Or that tattoos mean you are a lowlife?

Why would they cut off someones arm? That doesn't do anything to help them dump you in the pit. And it was implied that the arm was actually some kind of huge accidental fuckup.

Personally I still like my theory that the arm actually belonged to one of the cultists, and was lost in a teleportation mishap.

>>8456109
No no, the tattoo was already on him when the cultists got him.

>>8456131
Tattoos mean you're a lowlife.

Also, the arm could just belong to a sacrifice that they lost in a teleportation mishap.

However, since we don't really see a cultist with only one arm it's most likely the arm of a sacrifice.

Also, the clothes that the arm is wrapped in are really ratty clothes and all the cultists are more well off than most in the town.

>>8456166
>>8456131
I thought the cultists threw in people alive? not dead? or did they say either was fine? figured black goat would not want dead shit

>>8456180
Well, it could be both.

A sacrifice before throwing someone in.

Or a sacrifice by throwing someone in.

Also, you can most certainly survive without an arm for a bit, more than long enough to quickly throw your struggling body into the hole.

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can Gregg be a waifu?

>>8456214
Nah, remember aunt mall cop said the body was already dead once the arm was off from forensics or w/e that's called that study dead parts to find info

does anybody have the bea blowjob mortal kombat comic edit saved? i need it

>>8456234
Maybe the cultists had to murder someone that was on to them and didn't have time for a proper sacrifice, but then bungled disposing of the body somehow

>>8455647
Virusanon hasn't been here for what, 2 days? Maybe he's finally given up.

>>8453536
take that back you nigger

>>8456264
http://nitw.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=52
Phoneposting but here ya go.
Wacha need it for?

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>>8456217
No, because he's a husbando.

>>8456234
Double checked, but yeah he was dead when the arm was removed.

Since they do reference one of the guys bungling it up it could be a sacrifice then the arm coming off somehow.

>>8456273
That's also a possibility.

>>8456310
forgot to save it last time i saw it, thanks bruv

So apparently the homeless wolf that hangs out with Germ on Harfest is named Jenna.

Here's the important question though /nitwg/:

Would you?

>>8456567
Yes.
How is this even a question.
Might get the clap though.

how the fuck do you get to the "secret stage"
am i just retarded or something

>>8456595
When Greg says that they fixed his top apartment door you should be able to enter the bottom floor of the apartment and then take the stairs to the top.

Then move to the leftmost tall building and go through the door at the top.

You need to talk to the fiddler first before you do this if you want to get the achievement.

>>8456567
nah, the weirdest and wildest I'm willing to go is mae

>>8456618
thanks, dude

>>8456567
Got a pic? cute fucking name, I don't mind if she's a bit raggy looking

>artist draws mae
>doesnt draw her fat like she is

>>8456082
Well I'm not far into the Game atm but I really like her personality, I really can relate to her

>>8456794
>artist draws mae
>draws her morbidly obese because he has a fat fetish, rather than pudgy/a bit overweight with low-self esteem like she is

>>8456798
mae is fat and needs to be fatshamed!

>>8456700
Someone posted it last thread. She kinda has crazy eyes.

>>8456860
Now I'm slightly more thirsty. How do I not remember this slut. I only remember that one guy angel or whatever

>>8456567
She's pretty adorable

the band practice songs have been perpetually playing in my head for the last 2 days and it's slowly driving me insane

>>8453854
Turning this into a thing where people think one path is better than the other is ridiculous. People choose the Gregg path because Bea is offputting and standoffish, Gregg is welcoming and friendly.
It's that simple.

>>8456929
What. It's an opinion. People are going to like one path over the other if they felt one was better than the other, not everyone will just like them both equally. It's that simple.

>>8456912
I have a solution anon. It's a nice cozy hole in a mine with your name on it. Try dipping your head in there and don't look behind you until it stops.

>>8456941
No.

>>8456947
Yes.

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>>8456908
>>8456860
>>8456871
Post the fucking picture

>>8456798
>>8456808
She can jump like three times her height, she can't be that fat

>>8457066
I only consider her slightly chubby

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>>8457136
>>8457066
>>8456808
>>8456798
She's STURDY.


On that note I want to FUCK Urev girl

>>8457066
1 video games
2 she's a cat, cats are good jumpers
3 video games, the first 5 minutes contain a Mario 64 reference
4 I want to fuck Mae

>>8457166
>the first 5 minutes contain a Mario 64 reference
Wait what. What reference

>>8457184
"The third jump is always higher"

>>8457201
Oh yea. Wish we could ask the devs and see if that was intentional

God when the fuck is the next PAX or whatever the fuck event so someone can go harass the devs with questions

>>8457210
Of course it was intentional. The game isn't exactly subtle.

>>8457210
https://curiouscat.me/bombsfall

if you really must know you can try asking scott

Do you think Mae would be clingy if she got in a relationship?

>>8457237
She seems like the type honestly. It'd be cute though

>>8457237
>You wake up
>Struggle out of bed
>Look out the window of your 3rd floor apartment
>She's there, staring at you, standing on the power line.
>This happens every morning now

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Found it myself because you lazy pricks are lazy.

Would you a Jenna?
I would a Jenna.

Just needs a nice deep bathing and she's a lovely wolf lady with stories to tell. Also goodnight trash mammals

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>>8457314

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>>8457237
I want mae to cling to me

>>8457237
Yeah I'd also say the she clings in a relationship.

>>8457337
Me too

>>8457320
Thanks dear anon, I couldn't find it at all
Gooodnight

>>8452274
BEA

NO

GAE

>>8452201
Damn. Nice though.

>>8452201
fuck that's hot.


he would be like, a trillion times less hot if he was a human.

Is Mae pure bread or a mutt?

>>8457643
Mutt probably

>>8457643
100% pure borowski

>>8457643
that's no way to talk about a person!

>>8457643
If Mae was a mutt then she'd look different. She''s pretty much a domestic shorthair

i want to pure(ly) breed bea

who the fuck is donna

>>8457756
Telezoft Wolf, wants a new job, used to babysit Mae (cut dialogue), bought her shirt at the Fort Lucenne Mall to look nice but is frustrated because she has nowhere to go but here job (cut dialogue)

>>8457764
> bought her shirt at the Fort Lucenne Mall to look nice but is frustrated because she has nowhere to go but her job
damn that's a relateable feel

>>8457764
She's also 29 years old, and turns 30 by the end of the game. She was probably 16-21 when she used to babysit Mae, when Mae was 7-12.

She has no lewds, because these threads hate fortune cookies.

Where is futa Candy

>>8457881
nowhere nigger. go draw it.

>>8450975
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FqqQtVqAdYM>>8450975

>>8457881

only in my furry ERP im afraid

>>8457800
I'd rather have cutes than lewds
what art does she have (if any)? I always liked her design.

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>Wonder what happens if you don't mash x enough to escape from Ed
>Watch Jacksepticeye do it ( I know fuck me right)
>His helmet doesn't come off

>>8458199
He really was terrible at the game, but I find it charming how much he loved it. He even did a video on Longest Night yesterday, which wasn't much of a game and probably won't make him very much money. No other big YouTuber has touched the game, let alone the supplemental games that came out before it. He's doing The Lost Constellation in a week or so.

>>8458351
I heard Cry's doing an LP soon, he's usually good for serious stuff.

>>8458392
that's good to hear

he's one of about 3 people I trust to do videos on story games

>it was all hallucinogenic mine gas with the strongest source being the pit
>the cult was formed from the collective obsessional behavior of town folk exposed for too long
>Eide simply had retard strength and was familiar with hidden tunnels in the mine

>>8458416
There was no magic tunnel that got Eide up to the elevator shaft that quickly, and there's also the matter of the fence. We don't get to see the fence from a better angle, but I doubt there's a door or a quick way to walk around it.

>>8458403
Matt from the Best friends had a fun playthrough on his livestream a while back

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>>8458423
>was no magic tunnel
Unlikely doesn't mean impossible.
>fence
If short dumpy Mae can jump like an olympic athlete on account of being a cat, nigga could have climbed. Kids aren't that heavy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUutyAtBIp8

>want to make a slideshow to talk about your game
>just use the game itself to do it
excellent

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Good morning Possum Springs!

Bea succ me

>>8458478
While carrying somebody? And I think it has a difficult to climb over top.

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>>8458930
man, mae might be a mess but at least she had a respectable sleep schedule

time for bed

>>8458948
It's okay anon, the only reason I'm up so early is because of work. Otherwise I'd wake up at 2 or whatever

>>8459026
really makes you think.........

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>>8459026

>>8458199
Why is Elijah wood saying "Fuck You" to me?

Any art of Dad Borowski watching Garbo & Malloy: After Dark, In the Dark Edition?

>>8459329
There's that one image that's probably on the booru

I wanna smell Mae's ass

>>8459892
>Not wanting to lick Bea's algae crusted bootyhole

>>8459922
>algae

that doesn't even make sense

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>>8459946
gators you rube

>>8457320
her leg comes from the middle what the henk

>>8459946
Yeah maybe because you're alGAY

>>8460270
got em

>>8459922
I would tho

In an alternate universe where Bea got molested when she was fifteen, how do you think things would have gone down? Would Bea have reported it to her father, or would she have been shamed into keeping it quiet?

>>8460796
Depends on the guy who molested her.

>>8460901
The game says a worker at the Ol' Pickaxe tried when she was 15, but her dad got wise and told her not to be alone with him. He still works there. That's what I was referring to. What if that guy succeeded?

>>8459892
B...but her poop comes from there

>>8460796
Bea would have let it happen and not say anything.

In fact, it would keep happening. Every day. Bea would convince herself to like it to keep the business going. It would keep going that way until the day her Dad would find out, and her Dad would have killed the employee and he'd be in jail, making Bea's life even worse.

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>>8461109
this.
i mean if YOU got sweet bea pussy, would you stop? fuck no

>>8461109
Would she eventually start to enjoy it? Some sort of Stockholm Syndrome?

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>>8461288
She'll tolerate it but the feeling of being defiled for the span of years will slowly corrode her emotionally until she's an empty husk of a person who feels more like an object for other's pleasures than someone who deserves to achieve her own happiness.

>>8461354
So you're saying MaeBea will have a chance.

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>>8461388
No, I'm saying Bea will have her porn career launch after her first appearance on Facial Abuse. She would be obedient and fully submissive, no matter how much the rough her up.

She will be a star in the rape fetish community and will probably be raped by at least three of her fans within her lifetime.

>>8461288
>>8461109
>>8461157
This thought process needs to fuck off honestly. Bea wouldn't just accept being abused and do nothing, she's not that worthless. She would definitely tell the cops or something and deal with whatever happens with the job losing one employee.

Sheesh, give the fucking girl some credit.

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>>8461388

>>8461467
She doesn't even have the guts to speak back to her father. She takes everything out on Mae, a girl she knows is damaged, simply because she can actually get away with it.

>>8461546
It's not that she doesn't have the guts, it's that she cares about her father, and understand that he's not recovering from the breakdown he's having from his wife dying, and is trying to support him while dealing with it herself.

>>8461467
This

>>8461467
are you seriously expecting this thread to think?

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>>8461388
They always had a chance. BEST AVAILABLE LOVERS

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Dreams Part 1
>Hey you
>You’re a cat named Mae Borowski
>Without getting too carried away, let’s just say that you’ve had a pretty weird autumn
>Recently, you’ve been under a little stress
>Dropping out of college will do that
>Also, uncovering a murdercult and finding a cosmic horror nesting under your town may have contributed
>On good days, you wake up feeling like a dinner plate in a tumble-dryer full of rocks
>This is not one of those days
>To day you feel
>Collected?
>Whole?
>You boot up your laptop, unsure of how to process this new sense of mental cohesion
>Your messenger blows the eff up
>Gregg has declared total war and carpet bombed your inbox
>Peace was never an option
>You open one of the innumerable posts
>”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!” it reads
>You open another “AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!”
>And another “AAAAAAAAAAGH?”
>One more hit “AAAAAAAAAAAAGH?!”
>You suspect that they’re all like this
>”sup dude” you reply
>”YOU. SNACK FALCON.” Gregg replies “NOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW”

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>>8461780
Dreams Part 2
>You practically fall down the stairs in your rush
>”Mae!” Mom calls from the kitchen “Come over here! There’s something I need to tell you!”
>”Can it wait, Mom?” You say, your hand on the doorknob “I gotta go see Gregg, he’s having a meltdown about something.”
>Mom walks over to you, wringing her hands in excitement “I just wanted to let you know, dad just got a promotion!”
>You stop motioning towards the door and rush forward, smiling “What? How? As what?”
>”You know how Mr. Hall, the deli-manager at Ham Panther, went missing six weeks back?”
>You didn’t know that, but you nod anyway
>”Well, Stan has been filling in while they were looking for a replacement, and apparently he did such a good job, they’re giving him the position rather than bring someone in!”
>”That’s AWESOME!” You exclaim, giving your mother a big hug “Big pay bump, huh?”
>”Mae, that’s not a polite topic of conversation,” Mom says, curtly, before smiling giddily “Three times as much, and they’re going to compensate him for the month he was covering both jobs! We’re having a big celebration tonight! Be home for dinner, okay?”
>”Will do, Mom!” You hug your Mom again and head out the door, anxious to tell your friends the good news

>>8461842
>three times as much
A bit silly but ok. Continue.

>>8461842
This better end in an incest orgy or into the TRASH. Not the board I mean literally a trash can, we're already in /trash/

>>8461913
Managers actually do make that much more than clerks
It's fucking bullshit

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>>8461467
>15
>Mom just died
>Dad's on the brink of a mental break-down and can barely function as a human being
>Can't rock the boat too much or everything will crumble
>"She would definitely tell the cops or something and deal with whatever happens with the job losing one employee"
lol

>>8462109
Her mom didn't die until she was 17 I thought. Senior year.

>>8462109
Anon we know you have a disgusting rape fetish but you can't compromise characters just for your stupid dick. Bea wouldn't let herself be taken advantage to THAT extreme

called the police btw

Bea is a shit character anyways

We REALLY need to talk about how mae would react to getting fondled by a creepy old but strong bear when she was 15

let's talk about how angus passed the time locked in the pantry

>>8462144
I believe she would use the BttF technique.

>>8462229
blow the tit first?

>>8462240
I want to blow bea's tits to be honest

>>8462248
she's shit her tits probably taste like cancer

>>8462274
No she takes care of herself, she's hygenic. Just because she smokes doesn't mean she's like Mae and her SMELLY FEET.

>>8462240
Bat to the Face

>Do the House Call
>Xylophone Music starts
>Music goes downscale
>Can't stop thinking of "Collective Consciousness" from MGR
help

>>8462122
Then her mom would have most likely been taking chemo and her dad would be breaking down.

>>8462298
Mae's smelly feet are a treasure and you better watch yourself

I want to shave mae's red tuft off

>>8462495
Yeah anon but would you kiss her toes ?

>>8462513
Well I'm not saying I wouldn't

>>8462513
B E A N T O E S
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>>8462133
My lust for rape has nothing to do with realistic reactions to sexual assault.

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>>8462523
>>8462529
Lads please Mae would never allow anyone to kiss her adorable toes [spoiler]would she[/spoiler]

>>8462579
She's the type to let her lover do basically anything to her.

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>>8461842
Dreams Part 3
>You hop, skip, and jump your way to the Snack Falcon
>To your surprise, you Bea is walking up the sidewalk to the connivence store
>”Hey Bea!” you call out, hopping off a ledge and running over to you “Gregg screamtext you too?”
>”Yeah,” Bea said, taking a pull on her ubiquitous cigarette “He seems really wound up. Like, more than usual.”
>”All the screaming and yelling, that’s normal, but I still want to go and check on him, make sure he hasn’t set himself on fire or anything.”
>”That’s actually a legitimate concern with Gregg.”
>”So…” you pick your words, Bea’s been dealing with some heavier stuff than usual “How’s the…thing going. Any stuff?”
>Be a looks at you for a second, sighing and nodding “The cops got back to me yesterday. They found what could be signs of a struggle in the car, they say they suspect foul play. The life insurance rep will be by, I should probably call Dad’s executor.”
>”Executor?!” You exclaim “You mean you know who did it?!”
>”Executor is a person who carries out the terms of a will, Mae” Bea grumbled “You’re thinking of an executioner.”
>You both enter and see a somewhat concerned Angus standing next to a practically vibrating Gregg “Okay, Bug. They’re here now, can you tell us what the all the commotion’s about?”
>”WE WOOOOOON!” Gregg howled, jumping onto the counter waving his arms about in the air “WE WON! VICTORY!! BRIGHT HARBOUR HERE WE COME! AWOOOOOOOOOOO!”
>You see a little stub of paper in Gregg’s hand as he flails about
>No
>Effing
>Way

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>>8462613
Dreams Part 4
>”The lottery?!” You shout, jumping up onto the counter with him “You won the effing lottery?!”
>”Been grabbing tickets for the past few months, just, y’know, for because” Gregg said, beaming “I just checked the numbers and I got a winner! THE winner! Fifty-five million dollars!”
>Angus looked shocked, completely shocked
>Dazed, he muttered “You were buying lottery tickets this whole time?”
>“No!” Gregg shouted, happily
>”Then how–” Angus said, before thinking harder “Oh.”
>”CRIIIIIIIIIIIMES!!” Gregg shouted, dancing on the counter
>”CRIIIIIIIIIIIMES!!” You echo, dancing alongside him
>Gregg leapt down and handed the winning ticket to Angus “Here. Take it. It’s yours.”
>”What?” Angus said, looking at the winning ticket “Why?”
>”Because of, you know, love and junk,” Gregg said, shrugging “Also, you’re better with money than me.”
>Angus shook his head and grabbed Gregg’s hand, holding it tight “Then we’ll split it. You deserve some pissing away money, Bug. Because of love and junk.”
>In your excitement you grab the both of them in a bearhug and lift them both clear off the ground
>A sniffle draws you attention
>You, Gregg, and Angus look over to see Bea smiling radiantly, tears spilling down her cheeks
>She notices your stares and turns away, blushing “I-I’m just really happy for you guys is all…”