/hfur/ general
Post and discuss your favorite furry dickgirls, herms, shemales and futas.
Contribute to the thread with pics, stories and banter.
Pastebins of stories from previous threads:
http://pastebin.com/3z4vigAh
http://pastebin.com/FK3m39dM
A cool drawfag:
https://e621.net/post?tags=user:ThePainfulTruth
And this little shit right here is why the thread died
Faggot makes fake threads to bump off things he doesn't like
gf was like
"heres your trap waifuta"
>>8437126
Porn is the only thing that's making her relevant
>tfw no futafur gf
I love herm cock
Any write fags today?
Dom Futa on Sub Male is the pinnacle of porn.
Prove me wrong.
>>8446716
Nope you got it.
Cool shark by the way
>>8446716
>this is what cocksuckers actually think
>>8446996
Why does lucario have a cow face
>>8446716
Yeah.....and?
>>8446716
Never really been a fan of Dom futas, they usually come off as assholes too me.
>>8447357
https://fimfetch.net/story/186146/upon-her-throne
This is my type of dom futa.
>>8447357
It's because they're nearly always posed as assholes, since faggots need an asshole to keep them straight
>>8447415
>fim
>>8447447
you don't even change reaction images
sad!
>>8447470
>>8446996
>He wouldn't suck a hermcock
What are you, gay?
pastebin.com/MwxqrRW0
A greentext that got way too long. Confessional gloryholes, thick hermcock, plenty of cum.
big thighs and oversized balls are the beest
imgur.com/gallery/xl4DU
>>8447729
>twink sucking off a huge futa furry
myfetish.jpg
Etheras is a fucking gift
We need more herms fucking girls. Any blowjob/throatfucking or impregnation?
>>8447498
Got anymore big glossy dicks like this one? Looks delicious.
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
>>8437195
Don't know if you can call it a "fake thread" since It's a h/fur thread all the same whether you made it or not.
>>8446716
Careful about saying that kind of thing around here, there's that one female poster spamming with futa on female and she'll get real mad if you post anything that doesn't fit her tastes.
>>8449455
I was referring to bumpfag
That guy who tries to delete all the things he considers gay by bumping other things to the top
That was the pic he used to bump us off
>tfw no big muscular wolf herm gf to pound your tight little human boipussi with her foot long dick
>>8449584
More of that
>>8449073
https://youtu.be/6kS_qLzPWVg?t=4s
>>8449574
There's a guy that does that now? What a cunt.
>>8449490
I think you mixed up the story
It was the "female" poster bitching about the dump of pussies, telling people to fuck off if they posted a legit female
>>8449690
There was always that guy
And I've bitched about him in numerous threads
Since we were so active back then it wasn't much of a problem for the thread
>>8449715
No, my story was right. Maybe you missed it, it was a couple of months back. Why do you think the threads are mostly solo herm or herm on female now?
>>8449823
I was the guy who dumped the apparent "straight" porn
>>8449839
So was I.
>>8449617
>a big, strong herm will never grab you from behind
>she'll never shove her big fat cock up your tight little boyhole
>she'll never firmly grip your slim waist as she pounds your cute little ass with all her titanic might
>she'll never plow your so hard, that your eyes roll back in your skull, and your words come out as slurred babbling, your mind to fucked to form coherent sentences
> she'll never empty her heavy balls inside you, cementing your place as her cute little cumdump
>>8449977
>you will never receive a nosejob rimjob combo before taking her surprise
>>8448362
Agreed
>>8447447
>since faggots need an asshole to keep them straight
That's not how it works you retarded mongoloid.
>>8450656
Of all the times, all the fucking times you could be doing your nails
Now is the time when you decide to do them, when you're ready to get your dick moist in some neon sparkle slut
Who the fuck does this?
ill dump for a little bit
>>8451687
Thanks anon.
>>8451789
np, have an elephant
>>8449977
More elephants
and this'll be all for tonight, cya next time
Here's a WIP.
>>8454352
Dashing orca lady.
>>8451897
prehensile cocks
>>8450057
>>8449584
I know this feel, I know it all too well...
>>8438129
never enough hxenos
>>8447415
Good fap until the last three chapters.
>>8457943
Aye.
>>8450656
don't give him the (you)'s
he's a drama whore
Big predator pricks, aren't they great?
>>8459588
>>8459598
>>8459604
>>8459612
>tfw no harem of futas/herms to get gangbanged by
Why are sharks always futa?
>>8446401
>bikini bottom somehow fell down past those stupid spike things on their hips
>>8448362
Definitely need some herms getting girls pregnant
>>8458375
>All that wasted cum that's not being shot down my throat
What a shame
Here's the line work done.
>>8461275
This new style is already miles better. Your linework has improved massively, keep it up man.
>>8461275
Impressive gains, man. I take it you've been doing anatomical studies and honing technique these past few months? Wish I could do the same, but work's getting in the way.
>>8463718
Glad we still have you at least
>>8461245
I wouldn't request multiple times if people actually posted.
>>8468270
This came out sounding a lot more bitter than I intended
>>8470683
>>8466390
I never really liked the guys style
>>8449490
Are you talking about me? If you are, I don't get mad about other people's tastes. Just don't be a smarmy cunt about it.
>>8459684
>it was below them to begin with
>>8466390
Calm down Sam
>>8446716
Daily reminder dickgirl on dickgirl is the only way to go
>herms/futa
>hyper anything
Awful. Just awful.
>>8475575
Also
>cum inflation
>impregnation
>horse cocks
>>8475598
>cum inflation
Bad.
>impregnation
Good.
>horse cocks
Acceptable if they are attached to a horse.
>>8472569
I feel like there's a name for this "being felt up by a bunch of hands at the same time" fetish but I can't remember what it is
regardless it's fucking hot
>>8472569
>>8476201
also here's another picture like it
>>8475611
little belly rounding is alright
i like belly bulges a lot though myself
and despite my love for horsecock i do hate seeing it on non equines besides like draenei they're okay
Any knotting/cumming inside? Preferably with female
>>8476963
You're better off searching e621 than trying to get a fap from us
"Hey, uh, James..." I started, I was very drunk and my words were noticably slurred as I approached the man who had hosted the party I was now among.
"Do you have any lube?"
My friend looked at me with a knowing glance and smirked, he was gay and I knew he had kept it somewhere. Looking back behind me I saw my girlfriend, or more accurately, hermfriend with a turned on smile dancing on her lips and a buldge in her short denim pants that I wondered if people had begun to notice. We had both drank our fair share of whiskey and she always became antsy after drinking.
"You and Victoria planning on having some fun?" He said, and I realized he was just as drunk as we were, and in a moment of sobriety realized this was going to be an awkward exchange come tomorrow morning.
Nothing much more had to be said and he brought back a small bottle of the stuff, and pointed us to a spare room upstairs. Vika accompanied me up the steps, not before giving me a firm slap on the ass as we ascended.
In the room the noises of people downstairs and the dull thud of bass could be hear among the laughter and talking.
"I sure as hell wasn't taking it dry." I laughed, handing her the bottle and watching my shark hermfriend squeeze out a good amount onto her waiting cock.
I could smell it from the other side of the room, the smell of her waiting tool as she brought her fist up and down the shaft, coating it in glistening lube.
I knelt down in front of her as she sat at the edge of an unused bed, and her expression had changed to a toothy grin as she beckoned me closer.
"You know what to do, sweetie." She said seductively as I looked up past her well endowed chest.
Part1/2
This is a thing I wrote just now, I am quite drunk so I'm sorry if It's not much. I will post it to my pastebin at a later date with a full sex scene added.
>>8478544
At once I brought my mouth to her large, almost forearm length cock and began to suck, running my tongue across her silver cock piercing and letting the first part of her length into my mouth. She began to coo and moan, having to put her hands at her side to avoid jamming her cock down my throat like she had done too many times before. She was impatient, but I made sure to make her want it before I endulged her fully.
Wet slurping sounds filled the room as I began to more vigorously take in her meat, and my nose was filled with the musk of her balls as I began to shoot for the goal of letting my lips touch her down to the base.
"Ohh fuuuck" Vika breathed, as I took the bulk of her thick cock into my throat and stayed there, and she began to buck her hips as I did.
My response was to wrap my arms around her and force her herm cock into my hot mouth, right down to the base despite some choking and near-throwing up on my part.
With no warning her hands rose up from their position resting beside her and pushed down on my head, and she grunted and tried in vain to thrust her cock any deeper into my waiting throat.
"I'm cumming...anon...oh take it you cockslut!" She cried, letting loose a torrent of stinky, thick cum into my throat and stomach. I gagged for a second, and her seed spilled out of my mouth and nose, but I never broke eye contact as she released inside of me.
Part2/2
I hope someone manages to get some enjoyment out of it at least.
>>8477227
he's just spamming
stop giving him (you)'s
The paranoia in these threads is on the rise.
>>8480413
Nice sage
>>8480687
Did you want me to bump the thread without contributing anything?
>>8478609
Asking for things is not spamming, or trying to get (You)'s
Though how often the guy seems to ask for particular things is slightly annoying
>>8480721
I just don't want to see plain as fuck bumps in the thread if that's what you're getting at
https://discord.gg/WxYBzBc cool discord
>>8478544
>>8478558
>lube then suck
Wat
And don't give me the "it could be a flavored edible type" bullshit
>>8481233
quick robin, hand me the flavored shark lube
>>8478558
>>8478544
Fuck, that was great Anon, and my underwear stained in pre-cum is more than enough proof.
>>8475571
This, especially amazon on milf, but futa on futa is gold
>>8482069
Kek
>>8461245
Now I wanna see shark herms being bullied by orca girls bigger dicks
>>8476241
Any sort of chimera critter can get away with horsecock
>>8483162
yea orcas actually like gang up and kill sharks
they find great whites, bite them on the snout then force them upside down, float down with them till the sharks just drown
some stories of them ripping the fins off some smaller sharks too
yet they have never attacked people
such strange and beautiful animals
>>8483463
I'm thinking the senario could be a karmic bully hunter, she breaks bully sharks into sweet submissive futa girl friends for the people they once bullied
>>8483558
>dolphin is getting bullied by shark
>orca squad comes in
>orca squad cums in
>dolphin gets a pet
>>8483588
Just imagining some before and afters fr the beach bully sharks, they start off as rugged tough tomboy looking futas, only to end up all girly and cute looking waifus for their new nerdy dolphin masters
>>8483652
okay not into the cuck stuff
>>8483805
How is it cuck? It's role reversal
>>8483805
> unnaturally powerful dickgirls get feminized and put in their proper place
> cuck shit
holy fuck you people are insane
>>8483096
>amazon on milf
My favourite is a soft, chunky MILF soft-domming a tall, firm amazonian-figure. Lots of tender stroking and loving teasing about how the amazon loves being held down by the weak milf.
>>8450057
anon, that's the meaning of life...
You know what bothers me? There's not enough herms' dicks being ignored. Dickgirls are cool and all, but a herm has ALL the equipment. So often, their dicks are the only part of them getting attention.
Really not trying to say sub herms are the best though, just that I wish I'd see artists utilize the whole body more often. I need to learn how to draw dammit
>>8481233
Hahaha. Chalk it up to me intending to write a sex scene but deciding to just make it oral at the last minute.
>>8481302
Yeah, I wasn't all there and in my own autistic fantasies I often call the herm "Victoria", and I had done that previously in another story already but didn't think of it at the time.
>>8487749
this is something i've bitched about before, the futa or herm is exclusively dominant and only fucks, it's so one dimensional it would make literally no difference if we were talking about a floating, talking disembodied penis.
I just want some nice flaccid dicks.
I'm gonna need some more germ bulges
>>8488703
>germ bulges
ok
>>8488703
i love free hanging skirt cocks myself
the fact that you would only notice that tip peeking under if you paid attention, and there would be literally nothing stopping it from lifting the skirt and standing ready to fuck and cum as soon as she got aroused by anything, that's what makes it hot
>>8488752
that horse's right nostril is farther down her snout than her left nostril
>tfw herms in chastity is rare
Life is suffering
>>8489075
Here's your reply.
>>8487749
I for one wish sub herm wasn't synonymous with not using their dicks. Power bottoming one sounds fun.
>>8488846
>iktf
>>8488846
>>8489463
Herms with chastity cages or cockrings or some other thing preventing their orgasm is such hot shit it's unreal
I see bumpfag has been fucking around again
>>8493810
>giant cock
>tiny balls
why do they do this
>>8494609
Makes the cock stand out more.
>>8481062
Why is someone requesting things spamming? And how are you sure it's the same person?
https://e621.net/post?tags=herm+chastity
Why do furfags feel the need to use special snowflake colors on all of their autistic OCs?
It's April and herms are eager to make a fool out of you
What do?
>>8496329
Asking the wrong guy
>>8494632
why not giant balls
normal sized cock?
>>8496735
Shit, misread your post, my bad.
>>8496746
Literally my fetish.
Giant balls are great with average or even small cocks imo
>>8496826
small cocks look weird
balls can't be too big
just a good healthy load is nice
human balls suck unless they are particularly saggy
>>8498453
>saggy balls
Gross.
>>8498453
As long as there's a ball cleavage to fuck then I'm happy desu.
>>8496498
Because most OCfags are teens (or never matured past that age mentally) who don't understand colour theory or the simple fact that everyone else is doing the same thing, so they don't actually stand out. This isn't a problem limited to furries, either, but really stands out with us since we don't need to follow a template nearly to the degree the skinfags do.
Ironically, the best way to create attention-grabbing characters is to make them plain and simple these days.
>>8500415
The key is to convey personality in the character I think, like a real personality as opposed to a cut out
>>8499110
>this faggot doesn't like saggy balls
>>8501771
I want to bury my face in those balls
>>8501771
Pretty shit tbqh
>>8481233
it could be a flavored edible type
>>8491529
>that bulge
>>8506722
>that dreamworks face
Why so quiet /hfur/?
>>8516883
Herm cock
>>8516988
Well I walked into that one
>>8468226
Who is this artist?
>>8518495
It's right there in the file name.
>>8517069
walked in and went down
>>8525774
futa art of characters that aren't supposed to be futas is the best
>>8527122
Those aren't futas
>>8527340
>being this sensitive
>reading smut or checking ERP profiles
>shi/hir
Hahahaha make it stop.
>>8527454
Nice damage control friend.
>>8528414
>checking ERP profiles
>ERP
>>8528489
Just fap to girls with dicks. Stop being upset cause it doesn't fit your definition of "futa" because muh Japanese
>>8528979
not that anon, i use futa to refer to both things because that's the term i learned and i don't care enough to learn the correct term for the thing that makes penis become the big penis
it's really not that big of a deal
>>8528979
Not that anon, but you're fucking dumb.
It has nothing to do with "muh" anything, other than not being a four year old who thinks it's okay to call apples, bananas.
It's simply calling things by their given names or definitions.
>>8528715
>tfw I haven't ERP'd in over 5 years but still read F-list profiles sometimes
Is that better or worse than ERPing?
>>8529150
More on the line of calling grapefruits oranges
Its a general term
>>8529520
Not him, but since when were 'oranges' or 'grapefruits' general terms? Citrus, maybe. Just because there are multiple kinds of oranges doesn't mean calling a grapefruit an orange is correct.
>>8530234
My point being they're all in the same category
To some grapefruits can be just a big and sour orange
>>8530544
But those people would be wrong
If someone asked for an orange and you gave them a grapefruit they'd say "this is not what I asked for, please give me an orange"
Some people might say "Okay well I guess a grapefruit is fine too" but they'd still be settling because you didn't actually give them the thing they asked for
>>8530615
Look, this is not e621
If people want to call a dickgirl a futa, they can
You already know what they mean so why make a fuss about it?
>>8528414
I actually miss that, vintage pronouns
>>8532310
It's still around and as goofy and unarousing as ever.
>>8530902
E621 should do it like f-list. Shemale and herm/futa. Dickgirl collectively.
>>8531772
I need to know what she's saying.
>>8437126
>>8488718
I want to see moar of that character
>>8496735
I want all the futas put their pranks inside of me
>>8501771
I need to smell her junk...
>>8532501
I would still prefer hir to "she" on herms
Xer or ze or he even, but it's not she if he has a dick
I've been sick of the feminine penis meme for over a decade now
>>8534015
>meme
Discarded
>>8534015
>or he even
That's unfair bias that ignores a herm's vagina and acts like the dick overrules it.
>>8534015
>"he"
Men can have boobs that aren't moobs and a uterus? Tell me more.
>>8530902
>I'm lazy and childishly stubborn in needing to call things what I want, even if I'm wrong
>wheres the female version
>i'm tired of all the futa
>my favorite artist does thousands of pictures and the only ones i really like are futa
>its a meme fetish!
>>8535278
>being triggered over someone not using your preferred idenity
>>8535456
>lets just call all internet users redditors
>>8459588
>>8459598
>>8459636
My fetish
Can anyone make or find a chart similar to this but for furry herms?
>>8536260
I was only using it as a reference point for a related request
>>8534015
Why the fuck would you?
If they put on a dress lipstick and mascara its pretty fucking likely they dont want to be set apart from normal females by having a snowflake pronoun that sounds like having a stroke.
Actual scientifically recorded hermaphrodites and people with indeterminate sex still fall into either gender because there's a great deal of other secondary traits playing a part.
>>8536541
>Actual scientifically recorded hermaphrodites
Don't exist, anon. No documented cases, at least not any that had both sets functional.
It was a mistake to have gender-specific pronouns anyhow. We Finns have never had that shit and we've been getting by just fine.
It's also rather amusing how the SJWs think getting rid of them will magically fix all their problems, too. We're one of the most traditionalist countries in western Europe, didn't need no gendered pronouns to keep it that way.
In conclusion, this is a complete non-issue. Use whatever bullshit you like or come to your senses and simplify the language. While you're at it, adopt the superior metric system and abolish the Abrahamic faiths entirely. You'll be much happier for it, trust me.
>>8536849
Spanish and Italian have gendered everything though, they literally can't work without them. We don't deal with SJW shit because it's literally unspeakable.
>>8537003
>gendered everything
Not quite, there are some "neuter" words. One would assume that the gendering is a later addition, foolishly adding unnecessary complexity to the language. All the high-culture languages are guilty of this, since the nobles love their byzantine overcomplications in all things. Not even heraldry was spared.
Fun fact, English used to have gender neutral shit back in the day. For example, "man" used to be equivalent to "human" and you attached the prefixes "wer" and "wo" to differentiate between the sexes (so werman for "human male" and woman for "human female"). The only remaining vestige of this practice is "werewolf". This means that effectively, all the feminist linguistic theories are built on faulty foundations.
>>8537258
you call it a complication, i call it entrentched social structures and cultural communion in a verbal expression.
let's remember latin conquered the world, not celtic barbarism.
>tfw too intelligent to enjoy herm cock
>>8537415
Let's also remember Rome fell in the end. Mostly due to Christianity cucking them with slave morality and making them stretch themselves too thin in the name of "spreading" the "faith", but still. Even the greats make mistakes.
>>8537447
Ah, but anon, enjoying herm cock is a very intellectually stimulating pursuit. Even the Greeks were fond of it.
>>8536849
>Don't exist
Ever seen a snail?
Fugg, are androgynous herms even a thing? I'd like to see a herm trying to pass as a cute boy.
>>8537660
We were discussing hermaphroditism in humans. Hermaphrodite animals don't get special pronouns, they'll have to make do with "it" until they develop sapience.
>>8537711
The colloquial term is "maleherm" and yes, it's a rather niche fetish. More here if you're interested: https://e621.net/post/index/1/maleherm
Don't think there's any specific term if you're specifically looking for androgynous-but-still-pretty-feminine. You'll just have to slog through the general pics and grab what fits that descriptor yourself.
>>8538105
>We were discussing hermaphroditism in humans.
>>8536849
>Don't exist, anon. No documented cases, at least not any that had both sets functional.
they don't need to be functional in both ways to be "true" hermaphrodites, and i get the feeling people here don't care if their fantasy dickgirl shoots blanks or can't bear so long as they get rutted on a daily basis.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/True_hermaphroditism
IN either case, this isn't something that affects the theoretical gender identity of the herm. If they want to be feminine they get called she, if they want to be masculine, they are a he, disregarding whether it's the dick that works or the vagina. Being truly intersexed means their gender is pretty much up to what sort of social role they psychologically find themselves fitting into, much like all other aspects of the identity, it only exists in a social context, so theorizing about it without taking it into account is pointless.
none of us exists as individuals without a group within to define us from.
>>8437126
renamon is female in my mind though
>>8537258
>tfw well aware of this fact and stupid workarounds that don't respect etymology, like womyn annoy me
Also why shi/hir is terrible desu.
>>8535456
No, it's:
>being triggered by morons calling a potato a tomato because they are too lazy to care.
I'd fight it no matter the subject.
It just happens to be happening here.
>>8539881
If someone is too lazy to care, you need to understand that arguing at them will cause them to care less or concede with you to make you stop while not changing what they were doing.
>>8539938
>ywn be like that anon
>ywn try to debate definitions with a herm that doesn't care while she pounds you
>swn brush her cock up against your prostate to get you to stop talking and start moaning
Why even live?
>>8540077
If people had a herm around to pound their ass every time they tried to debate someone on the internet, the world would be a happier place.
>ywn be the herm gf
Why life?
>>8538297
that's a male.
>prefers herms over dickgirls
>>8540241
>vore
Granted she's less antagonistic then most, acting in defence but death os such a boner kill
>>8540462
What about it Jack?
>>8540610
Cock vore specifically is the most insanely repugnant thing i have to deal with when scourging for dickgirl porn.
How does one even fucking come up with that? Why does everything have to come down to humilliating and killing someone?
>>8540858
There is one exception I can get behind, transforming into living cum, as a tf and not death, then it's like being a goo girl
>>8540858
Sometimes I wish there was porn of herms cock voring food. Like, if you can digest shit in your balls and turn it into cum, why not just eat food like that? Maybe even go to an all-you-can-eat buffet and stuff your balls full of food until they reach the ground.
>>8540913
When is that ever the case?
>>8541080
Not that anon, but I've seen some of that very subject on e621.
>>8540858
I honestly search for anthro stuff like 1/5 of the time so I rarely seem to come across it even without filtering. Why is it much more predominant in fur stuff?