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News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 Premieres Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos", New Books & DVD Announced
http://nickalive.blogspot.com/2017/03/new-loud-house-books-and-dvd-announced.html
>The Loud House Available for Free Comic Book Day, May 6th, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
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Upcoming Episodes:
>Kick the Bucket List (Monday: 4/10)
Lincoln and Clyde had their whole Spring Break planned out but it turns out they only have one day to accomplish everything on the list.
>Party Down (Tuesday: 4/11)
When Lori is able to manage a great party for her friends, they end up having other plans.
>Fed Up (Wednesday: 4/12)
Bored with monotonous meals, the kids sabotage dinner to get pizza, but they are caught, and therefore, forced to prepare the food for the family.
>Shell Shock (Thursday: 4/13)
Lincoln and Ronnie Anne have to deal with an egg at school, but Lincoln does not trust the chaotic Ronnie Anne to take care of the fragile egg.
/smack/ approved thread
Why tho
Leni best loud.
Luna asks you to join her band. What would you want to play?
>>8427986
Amen.
>Lisa is testing her new mind transfer machine
>Successfully changes the minds of Lily and Leni
>Try to finish the experiment changing again their minds
>But Lily escapes with Leni's body
>>8427999
Her.
>>8428023
What is the different?
>>8427881
What does this have to do with Loud House?
>>8428023
Choose one:
>Fuck Leni into Lily's body
>Fuck Lily into Leni's body
>>8428023
Lily is a baby slut uses Lenin's body to have sex with Lincoln fic when?
>>8428046
what doesn't it have to do with Loud House?
She's a treasure
Have a Lynn. She's cute!
Requesting a drunk Luna lowering her skirt to show Lincoln her butt
Watchoo gonna do when Hulkamania runs wild in you?
>>8428075
Thanks
None cuter
>>8428104
Nothing because I lost interest in those theatrics as I grew up
>>8427881
>>8428268
Well...that just happened.
Have a housewife Leni. It's on the house senpai.
Who's the Jannetty?
>>8428268
That was hilarious.
If Leni is Penelope Pitstop, who would be Dick Dastardly and Muttley?
>>8428423
Lori is Dick dastardly
Charles is Muttley
>>8428423
I'd be dick alright...
>>8428423
lori or lola as dick, lana as muttley
>>8428423
Lori as Dastardly with Luan as Muttley.
Damn it, now I want to watch those old cartoons again.
>find tentacle monster shit
>tried to remake that idlecum pic (you know the one)
>make about 6 renders
>looks like shit in the end, dark and grimy and not hot
>see this guy http://blenderknight.tumblr.com/
>feel like a hack
Ok I give up with this shit progrm, I may return in some weeks if I'm successful making shit from scratch
Would you dick your favorite Loud before marriage?
Who's ready for the A show tonight?
>>8428487
You streamin bruh?
>>8428120
If Mr. CLOUD fucks his daughter every day until he makes her cum, how long until Mr. CLOUD's daughter gets addicted to his penis?
>>8428487
W-What's the A show?
>Bray Wyatt vs Randy Orton
>Reigns retiring Undercarder
>Cena and Miz shenanigans
>AJ/Shane shenanigans and spots
>Haitch burying Jasethy
>A good Cruiserweight match
WM will be alright
>>8428651
>WM will be shit
ftfy
>>8428671
t. butthurt AJetty fan
Lana needs way more casual nudity.
>>8428677
That's not the reason at all. Compare the current card to past WrestleManias and see how it stacks up. It's going to be WM33 all over again - only a few glimmers of something good in a large pile of shit.
Would you a drunk out of her mind Lori?
Who was the jannetty?
Who is savino's favorite sister in the loud house?
>Ronnie Ann finds out years after marriage that Lincoln fucked one of his sisters in the past
>She also finds out that they might have had a child
how bad does this go for Lincoln
>>8428818
She gets upset that they didn't invite her.
>>8428800
Lynnetty or Lisetty
>>8428818
She kills herself and Lincoln raises his daughter lacy with lynn
>>8428980
>Lacy lives a sad life at the nearby orphanage
>Lynn left them there to try and pursue her dreams
>Ronnie and Lincoln already have a child so she wouldn't kill herself
>>8428980
But what if he didn't fuck Lynn, anon?
>>8428818
Pretty bad but fro some reason I can see them still being together
>>8429067
Probably is his favorite, She was named after a dog
>>8428818
Funny. I was thinking about writing a fic about something along thouse lines.
So I didn't notice that the last thread was close to 404. Sorry for the repost.
>you will never give Luan a nervous peck on the lips.
>never watch her jerk back slightly, as if she were given a shock.
>never see her face redden as she leans in for another, pressing those soft, glossy lips against yours.
>Luan will never pull back after a minute, staring at you with confusion as she shivers.
>either from the sensation, or the cold air tonight on that bench, you will never now.
>you will never close the distance first, planting your lips on hers, cupping her hot face in your hand.
>she will never slowly close her eyes, wrapping her arms around your neck as she pushes back.
>Loan's eyes will never fly open when your hands reach down to wrap around her thin waist.
>she will never squeal with surprise when you yank, hoisting her surprisingly heavy body up.
>you will never drop her into your lap, the brisk air filled with her shrieking laughter.
>she will never calm down when one hand presses against her warm cheek.
>the other will never wrap comfortably around her waist, making her shimmy up closer.
>her modest chest will never press against yours.
>her breath won't dance hotly in the air, as you both lean in.
>Luan will never whisper your name just before your lips touch.
>but you will wake up in your bed.
>alone.
>cold.
>and saddened, to find that you have been dreaming of Luan Loud.
>wondering where it all went so wrong.
>>8429164
those*
>>8429023
Why are you even entertaining the idea that it would be anyone other than lynn?
>>8429207
Because Lynn is shit
>>8429181
Luan sucks
>>8429240
And she's the most popular choice for doing literally anything.
>>8428818
...Why just stop at one?
>>8429242
Yeah, she sucks my dick.
>the state of the deviantart loud house community
KEK
>Luan
>Luna
>Lynn
3 best girls in one pic
>>8429366
wha happen
>>8429366
what do you mean?
>>8429380
this
>>8429366
>deviantart
>>8429380
Pic with all three giving Lincoln's Log the succ when?
>>8429264
Lynn's purpose is to more or less fill a role in which her and Lincoln are on an equal playing field, at least in age. Luan sort of works for that, but she's less popular for things outside of porn because, I think, a lot of writers have trouble knowing how exactly to characterize her. Lucy also sort of fills the peer role, but she's a bit of an odd character. A lot of subtly is required for her.
Think of it this way: You want to write a story with Lincoln going on a date with his sister. In terms of writing something immediately engaging, Lynn is the best bet if your doing something that isn't /ss/ or little sister bait because of her snowballed popularity and outgoing personality that makes her effection for Lincoln incredibly noticeable.
>>8429433
And she is a cute.
>>8429433
I already know all of this, that doesn't make it any less typical or expected.
>>8429458
>she is a shit
ftfy
>>8429458
That too.
>>8429458
Right
>>8427881
>Made smackdown better
>Has AJ, Wyatt, Orton, Ambrose and Miz in his show
>Motherfuckin Daniel Bryan
>Would probably have an exquisite taste about who's best sister
Shane McMahon is best McMahon
>>8428053
>Lenin Loud
Mother Russia based Loud family when
>>8429366
is this bait?
>>8429466
Exactly. I'm currently having an issue with that. The concept I have works with Lynncoln, but for the sake of being different I want to try to rework it for another sister. Unfortunately, that really can change a story; sometimes not for the better. I like romance stuff, and I like Lincoln being with someone close to his age. I honestly think Lynncoln can be a bet of an inescapable trap at times.
>Argentina getting cucked out of the WC by Bolivia of all teams
WEW LAD what a day
>>8429294
>Carlos and Natalie discover that they're half siblings to virtually everyone at their school.
>well, cept for cousin Hugh Jr and Leni's kid.... and the poor bastard adopted by Clyde 'sheeit' McBride and Chandler.
>Lose all faith in their Dad, and humanity.
>>8429559
Doesn't help that most Lynncoln fics have gone through the most topics, from what I've seen. It's getting hard to have "your own" Lynncoln fic without treading too much on old territory.
>>8429606
>Choking in La Paz
Was there any doubt
Did you guys know that that one anon who spams for the Louds to be in soccer uniforms in the same guy who spams those shitty lesbian ships and the ones with Leni growing dickballs?
>>8429559
I never really get sick of Lynncoln myself, the stories are all different and people write the characters a bit differently so it never feels stale.
>>8429673
How can you tell?
>>8429690
Because, I'm him.
>>8429527
>Stalori
>Lenin
>Lunachev
>Luan Trotsky
>Lynnputin
who else?
>>8429673
I don't think I've ever seen anything with soccer uniforms is that an old thing?
>>8429699
proofs
>>8429669
>Get banned from 4 games
>NT shits themselves immediately
>Get third spot yoinked by Colombia
What is going through his head right now?
>>8429651
I agree. If I can try to give advice on that, I'd say come up with a good concept first and let it be Lynncoln if that's what it comes down to. Writing unique situations and different takes on certain character dynamics can also go a long way.
>>8429699
I see... well, kys
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>A Different Kind of Brotherly Love<<
Author: oppais1fan (pls confirm if finished)
http://pastebin.com/n9Sme3YL
Hiatus - Last Update:17-06-2016
>A hot day brings Lincoln and Lucy closer together.
NEWS & Q/A
>and thats all for this one. might do a sequel sometime.
http://pastebin.com/YeNj5WjC
Escarmargo
hypnobob
>Next and final session of Chapter Four will be next Sunday at 9:00 PM GMT-3 or 7:00 PM EST
http://pastebin.com/pyfS1LAq
Godless Sound
Yourhead
>guys, thats gonna do it for now. i'll add in an epilogue another time.
http://pastebin.com/UwZ03c1e
Skivvies
hypnobob
>I did some shit I guess
http://pastebin.com/iwn32yLE
In the PRANK HOUSE! (NSFW)
AlchyHolic
>I did update the pastebin for Pokemon Loud Version V2,
https://pastebin.com/p51KMZY2
Pokemon Loud Version V2
AP_Epikyur
>i'll write some more soon
https://pastebin.com/09AquMZx
Beauty and The Beast (Lynncoln WIP)
Bievos
>Update
http://pastebin.com/j2Tqkd1z
Mama Lori
shinjithethird
>Clyde's Adventures in Time Travel Update
https://pastebin.com/Z017aFGj
Clyde's Adventures in Time Travel (WIP)
NewbWriter
>Surprise! 500 word update to The Loud Neighbors, maybe even more, depending on how long I can keep this up.
https://pastebin.com/pUDNqDFt
The Loud Neighbors
Ultrahand
>Update
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12153129/146/One-shot-collection
nightmareking
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12328554/7/Pok%C3%A9Loud-Journeys
B.H. Winecraft
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12401796/1/Loving-Return
Devumaru
>From earlier this morning.
https://pastebin.com/PB1E3Hig
Muerte de la señora y el chico de Chicago
Fattiuspattius
>>8429701
>Lynnputin
I like this
>>8428818
Huh. Wonder how his half-Xenos abominations would get along with his bastards.
>>8429764
And then there's this autist
>>8429701
Lisei Tarkovsky
>>8429812
He's the only one actually doing anything different
>>8429726
He fucked up badly, he wanted to miss the Bolivia match and instead got 4 matches
>>8429620
>"Mom! How could you just stand by and let this happen?!"
>"Wasn't exactly standing around. If anything we all benefited the most from this."
>"...What."
>"How do you think that we were able to afford this nice house, kids? Yer father was just that good of an earner."
>>8429651
>So who rode the Log first?
They start by two of them scissor grinding against the Log, while the other sits on his face.
Then they go by age.
Sometimes they also thighfuck while one sucks and licks the tip and clit at the same time
>>8429859
>Portugal will get into the WC
>Messi will have no choice but sit at home and watch Ronaldo play
>>8429812
I extremely appreciate what he's doing.
Which Loud would you spend your summer vacation with?
>>8429701
I would go for Loris Yeltson and give Stalin to Lincoln, making Stalinc
>>8429912
Also they do this everyday before everybody else gets home
>>8429862
So...quick question. What would happen if he was forced to marry the girls he fucked as well?
>>8429934
Leni...a life-time tho.
>>8429651
i don't think that going down similar territory is too bad, long as you don't repeat what the other guy did by verbatim. if its similar but has a different twist to it then i think it'd be fine
>>8429929
I'm fucking tired of this shit
>>8430015
I don't understand what harm it could possibly cause.
fics you want to rip off?
Haven't watched since Back in Black/Funny Business
Give me a good new episode to watch
Someone requested this the sunday. I was very busy and it's hard to draw with mouse
>>8428099
"99" confirmed it.
>>8430071
LvR, I just want an ending.
>>8430110
The christmas special and Suite and Sour.
>>8430136
Her hairstyle is wrong, she looks like boy Lynn
>>8429971
>"I HAVE TO WHAT!?"
>it will never be breezy spring may 2016 ever again
>>8429971
>Royal Woods gets renamed to Loud Town, the true scope of Lincoln's time with nearly every girl in town eternally emblazoned on official maps.
>>8430110
Lock n Loud
>>8430284
>it will never be March 28 2017 ever again.
>>8430136
Sweet
Thanks dude
>>8430299
>To make things even stranger, the whole town creates a religion dedicated to the Log
Last digit shows how long you are in inches. How fuck are you senpai?
>>8430382
Huh?
>>8430382
Rolling
>>8430382
I'm bigger than you at least
>>8430382
lets see
>>8430468
W-Women don't care about size. I-It's what you do with it
>>8430382
i dont expect much
>>8430497
What you CAN do anyways
>>8430382
check this 0
>>8430136
Requesting Lincoln being brave enough to grope her sesame seed buns.
>>8430361
>The cult is headed by the girls he had with his sisters, they being considered the most "pure" of all of his progeny.
>>8430382
Here I go.
>>8430071
fics you want to see updated
>>8430136
Was their a drunk Luna comes onto Lincoln fic or was that just Lori
>>8430382
With me it's the last 2 digits m8
>>8430382
Check em.
>>8430122
Stupid babies need the most attention.
Good work
>>8430607
yea there was
https://pastebin.com/XGsqqgE4
>>8430713
I don't ever want to read this shit again. It fucking pissed me off so much.
>>8430122
>holding an infant by the arms
>>8430713
and here's another
https://pastebin.com/7zSaNZus
Lana would work as a druid, still no ideas for her twin though.
>tfw watching the christmas episode now
Wow
>>8430607
https://pastebin.com/xUtyBP6a
This is what I was going for
>>8430827
Nice, are you going to be doing this for all the sisters?
>>8430382
I'm pretty thick though
>>8430928
Most likely, I'll probably to some more outfit swaps while I think of other classes.
>>8430966
I look forward to it.
>>8430966
>Lucy Necromancer/warlock
>>8430966
Make Leni a cute healer.
>>8430489
I got the longest dick
>>8430603
LvR
>>8430966
how bout linc as the terrible cleric? constantly rolling ones on all his heals
>>8431061
She is already a barbarian
>>8431061
That means he has a withdrawn penis.
>>8431084
I don't think an 11-year-old boy is going to play a healing class
Finally delivering the start of a promise I made awhile ago.
>"I told you Ronnie Anne did tell me to come home right away tonight, didn't I?"
>Lincoln Loud looked both ways at the intersection before making the same left turn he'd come to know. Only a few more minutes now, and he'd be home.
>To say that he was excited to get home as fast as he could was an understatement. Work had been rough on Lincoln, and he wanted his time to relax and decompress.
>But of course, it was a Friday. And Lincoln knew he still had one more job before getting home for the day.
>Calling his sisters to check in. And last, but certainly not least, was Lynn.
>"What's been up with her lately?" The woman on the other line asked. "Do you have any idea?"
>"Nope. She's just been all...weird, lately. I don't know. How's things on your end, Lynn?"
>"Not too great, actually..." The star athlete sighed.
>"Uh oh, did something happen with the team again?"
>"Nah, don't worry about it. I'll tell you the next time I come over. I really want to play with little Raul!"
>Lincoln couldn't help but laugh.
>"You're the only one to go out of your way to visit, you know."
>"Well, I need to stop in to at least make sure Ronnie is treating you right."
>"Yeah, yeah Lynn. Anyway, it was good catching up. I'll text you sometime this week." Lincoln said, peering over as he approached his home.
>"Aw, done with me for another week?" She teased, giggling on the other end. "Whatever, bye lil' bro. Love you!"
>"Love you too sis."
>As the line disconnected, Lincoln put the cellphone down. He pulled into the driveway of his home, inhaling deeply. When one job ended, another began. Tonight would be just as busy as the last few, little Raul made sure of it.
>Lincoln walked to the front door, and with a twist of the knob, smiled wide.
>"Ronnie! I'm..." His voice trailed off at the sight before him. His wife, dressed up and with a stern look on her face, stood tall and rigid. "...home."
>At her feet stood two tall suitcases.
Lincoln fucks the last pornstar you fapped to, draw it
>>8431124
I remember this
>>8431109
Literally, she is already a barbarian
>>8431172
How aboud a BARDbarian?
>>8431172
At least give her a battle axe shaped like a guitar.
LET'S DANCE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_AeOyNSDw8
>>8431124
i didnt realize what it was at first until reading over it again, this looks good
>>8431202
>"With my mighty axe-"
>"Luna, you have a sword."
>"I shall play a tune an-"
>"That's not how that works."
>"And totally murderize the beast, while belting war poetry about my ancestors."
>"You're a barbar-God, why did I tell you about Skalds...alright, roll to hit."
>>8431168
>>8431124
What is it?
>>8431226
>>8431226
It's Lola.. dabbing? what the fuck?
>>8431435
Some story request someone made a while about Linc having a kid with some girl who leaves and Lynn comes in. Basically a lynncoln story
I want Rita to sit on my face
>>8431463
Neat
I like it
>>8431226
Are these done by another studio? The animations are really uncanny to look at.
>>8431226
>Lola dabbing
>>8431445
The contract is sealed!
>>8431445
>>8431445
>>8431124
LYNNCOLN FUELS ME, IT GIVES ME POWER. YES. YES!
>>8431562
Let the dabs consume you!
>Just had some mexican bitch that blocked my car near my driveway
>Ask her to move it
>Hardly speaks english
>My cat steps in and asks her move the vehicle
>Gives us a dirty look but finally does it
You know what? Trump is right, fuck it, I'm not racist but holy fucking shit
>>8431620
your cat?
Fic where the family goes camping and Lynn and Lincoln get lost in the woods alone for a few days and must survive. Romance happens or something.
>>8431562
>>8431620
You cat can talk?
>>8431642
This but with Lincoln and Rita
>>8431642
why not Lana, she seems more suited to survive in the wild, or Lola for humor of her trying to avoid getting dirty and wont stop panicking
Thoughts on Brawl in the Family
>>8431642
Fic where Lincoln and Ronnie spend a date laughing at illegal immigrants as they are booted out of the States
>>8431642
Seconding
>>8431620
That's right. That one woman being an asshole means that all spanish speaking people are assholes. Reminds me of that time I had steak, it was over cooked so I've never touched it since.
>>8431675
I'm sad it's over but I'm glad it happened.
>>8431675
It ran it's course and was good while it lasted. Shame he had to go and make a boring looking game but if that's what he wanted more power to him.
>>8431708
Idea - what if Lynn made up the superstition bullcrap in No Such Luck so she would have Lincoln all to herself by warding the others away?
>>8431724
I think he means the loud house episode not the webcomic
>>8431748
Only one of them is worth remembering though.
>>8431124
>The gears in Lincoln's head slowly turned, struggling to fully comprehend what he was looking at.
>"Uh, hi Ronnie." He reiterated after a brief period of silence. Lincoln returned his gaze to her. "What's all this?
>Ronnie remained quiet, as if unable to fully process her words. The look on her face shifted, changing from the stone-like stare to one of hesitation.
>He couldn't understand what was happening.
>"Do you want to...to sit down, honey?"
>Ronnie shook her head slowly.
>"Lincoln...I-I..." She looked off to the side. Ronnie shook her head slowly. "I-I've been talking. Talking to my mother, a-and my father."
>He couldn't find anything else to say, and simply nodded in understanding.
>"I just-" Ronnie stammered something else, tripping over her words. "I think I need--"
>Lincoln heard what she said.
>He had watched her lips form the words.
>"What?" He asked in disbelief. "W-Why do you...want to do that?"
>Ronnie had her head hung low. It was more than obvious that she didn't like doing this. Lincoln could tell, too.
>It didn't change how shocking and downright hurtful it was.
>"You heard me, Lincoln." She looked up, her eyes pleading for him to understand.
>"I can't do this."
>Lincoln opened his mouth, but it simply hung there. A noise between a scoff and an attempt to form words came from his throat.
>His head started to spin.
>"Please...just, understand."
>Lincoln put his hand up. His face contorted, struggling to grasp at what was happening.
>"You just want to up and leave?" He finally said. "Just like that?"
>She looked back with no words. She could feel what was coming.
>"What about the house?"
>Ronnie grimaced, but continued to look on.
>"What about me, Ronnie?"
>His words made her break eye contact once more.
>"What about RAUL?!"
>Lincoln watched as a scowl formed on Ronnie's face in an instant.
>"What ABOUT you, Lincoln Loud?! You're NOTHING!"
>>8431732
Yeah boi
>>8431748
It set the precedent of overreacting and being mad for no reason.
>>8431794
Oh fuck
Lynn thinks getting hot with Lincoln gives her good luck in her games, the further she goes with Lincoln, the more luck she gets. From her pov.
>>8431794
Ronnie is a BIIIIIIIIITCH
>>8431732
I like the idea of Lynn making a lot of plans to have Lincoln, and failing horribly every time
What if after years of being a neet Lincoln was forced to get a job in a small town that was more than it seemed?
>>8431794
Fuckin what?
>>8431794
I thought the original idea involved Lacy, doesn't really matter though, writers interpretation
>>8431934
Why would they have Lacy if it's not with Lynn?
>>8431912
And getting more and more desperate everytime? Eventually slipping up every now and again and rousing suspicion from an oblivious Lincoln?
>>8431794
Are you making a pastebin of this? I don't want to miss anything!
>>8431962
Why does the gender of the baby matter in a fic about Lincoln and Lynn?
Leni has the cutest dab desu
>>8432002
idk it kinda feels better for Lincoln having a daughter
>>8431973
Yes
>>8432066
Yeah, but no the dankest and wAckY.
>>8432074
I feel the same way
Which Louds are team SMACKDOWN/team RAM?
d
>>8432152
RAM
Lori Leni Lola Luan
SD
Lincoln Luna Lynn Lana
>>8432232
What would it be each Loud theme song?
Wonder if someone could make this with Lola
>>8432281
>inb4 memetale
>Wrestlemania in 5 days.
>>8432281
Rollin for every one
>>8432424
I would put Brian Kendrick theme "Man with a plan" to Lincoln
Which Louds are main event level/midcard/jobber level?
Main Event: Big Dimes Lucy
Midcard: Luna
Jobber: Lisaetty
>>8432515
Main Event - Lincoln, Lynn, Lori
Midcard - Luna, Leni, Lola, Lana, Lucy
Jobber - Lisa
Not Applicable - Lily
>>8431794
You got a pastebins? Don't wanna miss out on this stor
Loud Girls who charge more for buttsex?
>>8432693
I thought Luna was the only one that whored herself out
>>8431794
>Lincoln stepped back as Ronnie rushed forward.
>If he didn't know better, he'd of thought it was the old '11-year-one bully' she used to be, charging him down for a knuckle sandwich.
>"You're in a dead end job with no where to go, Lincoln!" She yelled, pointing an accusatory finger at him. "And I can't even get a decent nights sleep without Raul screaming his head off. It's driving me insane!"
>"Your stupid family comes by and drives me nuts, flinging insult after insult at my decorating, and you just let it slide because 'Oh, they're family! It's fine, it's just how they are!' Oh, and don't even get me STARTED on Lynn's passive aggressiveness!"
>Lincoln could feel anger bubble up in his throat. It was one thing to attack him, but she of all people should know better.
>Somewhere in the house, Lincoln caught the faintest hint of their child's cries, drowned out by the shouting.
>"THAT'S why?! You're leaving your husband and baby because of petty differences?!" Ronnie jerked around and marched to her bags, quickly pulling them up. "Because you can't take some damn criticism?!"
>"Oh, yeeeeah, Lincoln. It's JUST that, only that!" She once more swung around. "I've been dealing with that for YEARS now. At least three times a week, for YEARS."
>With a hefty pull, she lifted the bags off the ground, storming to the door.
>"We took vows, Ronnie Anne. In front of both of our families, and you're going to leave!"
>Ronnie visibly flinched before lowering her head. The anger evaporated from her features. He had hit a nerve.
>And he regretted it.
>"It's OVER, Lincoln. I can't do this. I've tried to hold it together but I can't." Ronnie's tone waned to something he could only describe as being tired. Defeated, even.
>"Ronnie, it can get better, I pro--"
>"No, Lincoln!" I've been waiting for it to get better. It. Hasn't. Come."
>Everything suddenly stopped. The emotions, the adrenalin, the yelling. Lincoln and Ronnie stared at one another. The atmosphere was oppressive.
>>8432693
Lori, I'm sure
>>8432693
Luna.
>>8432724
Loving this so far.
>>8432653
Of course.
>>8432418
What's it like being poor?
>>8432724
God damn this is good.
>Hello Loud family this is Child Protective Services may we come in
>>8432887
Just let Lynn fuck Lincoln it's OK.
>>8432887
Not unless you get trips you fucking failure
>>8432724
I can't help but imagine this playing out like one of those spanish soap operas, with all the dramatic sound effects and background music.
>>8432958
KIDS GET THE GUN, WE GOT A BUNCH OF NARCS ON OUR PORCH.
>>8432943
Maybe you should stop watching those then.
I see that as a simple drama movie
>>8432981
GET THE REINFORCEMENTS AND CALL THE COPS, WE ALSO NEED TO USE TEARGAS
>>8432958
Trips or your not allowed in. Dubs and I'll consider
>>8432887
Last night we fucked in the hallway while the rest were sleeping
>>8432943
>That made me read it like that
God fucking dammit
>>8433010
Maybe not trips but what you think about a Lucy in the beach?
>>8432724
Oof. Times up for me kids. I'm going to be doing other stuff tonight. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the little taste of what's to come.
https://pastebin.com/3g5BPn8K
>>8432943
>>8432971
Hah. That's good.
>>8433022
Dubs of pure love.
>>8433050
TRIPS OR BTFO. REEE
>>8433009
BULLETS CAN'T STOP LOVE THIS TRUE, LOVE THIS REAL.
>>8433077
HES RESISTING, GET HIM
>>8433040
Can't wait, anon.
Game of the loud family fighting off CPS to protect Lincoln and Lynn's love when?
>>8433050
And who may I ask called you to come here? It certainly wasn't one of us.
>>8433091
we already escorted them to psychologists and the parents are in the back of the car
Who's your favorite Ronnie?
>>8433072
FUCK OFF REDDIT REEE
>>8433149
I like left.
>>8433128
some of the neighbors heard an enormous fighting along with crashes and some reported seeing injured children
>>8433138
>Lynn and Lincoln are forced to a psychologist together to explain their love
fic when?
>>8433149
Come one SB, exist more than only 3 RA
>Americ Anne
>>8433149
Wolfie or Americ-anne, depends on how much I'm craving petplay or bimbo.
>>8433149
>No itali-anne
>>8433149
Wolf Ronnie, certainly
>>8433172
I actually need this. Maybe from the psychiatrist perspective at first but then it shifts to Lynn's and lincolns.
>>8433175
Que?
>>8433152
>Cena is open with his dislike of RAM
How can they ever recover?
>>8433123
Now I want this too, with different playable characters
>>8433149
Any that aren't Ultra shit
>>8433149
White Ronnie is the only acceptable Ronnie
>>8433212
We can call her lacy.
>>8433123
I think just fighting off CPS in general after a fight between the siblings is misunderstood as child abuse
>>8433228
we are gonna most likely send her to an orphanage as the rest of the children are separated into groups, most preferable keeping the white haired boy and sports girl away from each other
>>8433233
Would Lisa bring out weapons of mass destruction to ward them off?
>>8432887
Let the policeman In, we have nothing to fear since we aren't black.
>>8433149
What about Proto Anne and Bonnie Anne?
I'm back from August! Did shitposting die off?
>>8433254
Darkest timeline.
>>8433040
You did good Anon you did good
>>8433272
Eh, on and off. It's not...quite as bad, but it's there. Welcome back, buddy.
>>8433272
Nope. If anything, it's gotten worse - we usually have someone bombing almost every day now.
>>8433260
each character has a special ability
>Lori using gold skills to fend them off
>Luna using music to cause them pain to ears
>Luan having an elaborate prank/trap
>Lynn having something sports related
>Lana has her animals attack
>Lisa has a giant laser
>Lynn Sr uses his dance moves causing a dance party distracting CPS
>>8433272
Mostly gone, but there's still some shitposting left
>>8433272
No, but there are like 15 good Lynncoln fic ideas floating around.
>>8433289
If all goes well, I'll be back tomorrow and have actual time to do stuff.
Apologies to people who expected more tonight.
>>8433254
>trying to kill purest love
madmen.
>>8433284
truly is, and I like dark timelines
>>8433149
I like them all!
>>8433336
the family might even be separated across state lines
>>8433254
Did you learn nothing from pocahontas? True love triumphs all, this is only a speed bump along the long road that is Lynncoln.
>>8433375
have you learned nothing from real life, good does not always win in the end
>>8433172
I really hope someone writes this.
>>8433254
its confirmed the sports girl is pregnant, we have to deal with this situation somehow
>>8433409
There's still hope in man.
>>8433409
Ah so Lynncoln is the good in the universe after all.
>>8433435
>"Did we ask for your intervention?"
>>8433451
defining one side as good and the other side as bad, they are both trying to do what is right in their own belief, it is a moral grey this situation
>>8433435
Let the parents raise their beautiful child. Let's do the right thing here guys.
>>8433473
we didnt ask you new guy Loud Family, hey wait a minute, did we ever hire a guy with white hair
>>8433502
LYNN, RUN!
>>8433530
TAZE HIM SO HE DOESN'T GET AWAY, also did you forget that the sport girl is in our custody
Hey faggot, we're on the beach, so why don't you take off your shirt?
>>8433545
if trips, she breaks free
>>8433620
come with us or else we might have to get out bad cop
>>8433545
If singles, she breaks free and she and Lincoln escape together.
>>8433652
singles are too weak
who knows what bad cop might do, hes crazy, he could taze the sport girl in her abdoment to try and kill off the fetus
>>8433652
Welp there it is folks, happiness prevails.
What if Luna borrowed $20,000 from a loan shark and forged your signature as a co-signer?
ok we rounded uo the rest of the family members take them to the headquarters where we will decide what to do with them, the parents are going to jail
>>8433695
Who hurt you?
>>8433674
Then he would be guilty of assault and possibly murder.
>>8433688
I'd ask the shark if I could put a bullet in her myself
>>8433738
if get, the CPS get sniped by crazy old Mr. Grouse
You know, for a imageboard, you faggots love to do image-less posts.
>>8433749
Nice, you got a 49 the luckiest number of all, Mr grouse has saved the louds again!
>>8433615
Ok then
>>8433738
we have succeeded in bringing the kids into custody, nobody can take care of eleven kids, especially two that are having sex and one of them is pregnant, we must separate them into groups
>>8433750
I'm on my old ass phone and I'm scared I'll accidently post a picture of my dick or something.
>>8433750
Here's an image of Lincoln. Happy?
>>8433772
its not a get though, it seems that there is no way out of the situation, maybe we just need to take a leap into the future to look for a possible happy ending
>>8433802
Nope, stop posting worst boy.
>>8430382
rolling for 0
>>8433809
if get, the Loud siblings find each other again in the future and exact revenge on the CPS
Have you ever stared into the crotch of perfection?
>>8433827
do it bitch
>>8433817
But that's not Chandler
>>8433841
no gets can fully do this,
Lori was old enough to have an apartment and Leni moved into one soon after, however the younger ones were separated far away only trips and higher can reunite all of them, but maybe some of them might be able to find each other
>>8433809
EVERYONE ROLL TO SAVE THE LOUDS FROM CPS!
requesting lincoln as hatty hattington
>>8433882
however if I get something then there lives slowly get more irrepairable, dont forget about Lynn and Lincoln
>>8433882
Uh...34, with a diplomacy modifier?
This is the most autistic thread I've seen in tlhg, and I'm proud to have been a part of it.
>>8433933
no
roll to cause more damage
Lacy is born without knowing her father
>>8433963
rolling for this division
>>8433882
Rolling for irreparable harm to Lincoln, aka Sister Fucker at Juvie
Lynncoln prevails
>>8433961
Bonnie Anne. Because of her bun and nerd-like appearance.
>>8433945
This thread was "meh" at best.
>>8434011
Dubs of truth
>>8434011
Truth Dubs.
>>8434011
they manage to meet again after years, Lacy is around 3-4 years old,
however the rest of the family is in shambles
maybe things would have turned out differently if the incestuous relationship was never revealed
>>8434056
Who cares about everyone else. All that matters is Lynn, Lincoln, and Lacy.
How would you protect Lisa from predators?
>People still liking the most shitty incestous ship
Wew
>>8434019
Oh right, I just referred to her as Nerdy-Anne
>>8434089
Exactly
>>8434133
like this
>>8434133
>not realizing that we ARE the predators
>>8434133
But Lisa is the predator
>>8434148
I want this picture tattooed on my heart.
When will Soos come back and finish Truth or Dare?
>>8434195
Never
Ever
Man if Lynncoln became Canon through whatever insane crazy fucked up series of events, I could die happy.
>>8434243
This x100
Season 9 it's happening
Loli Lori!
>>8434367
I can't wait, the world will be a different, better place after season 9.
Being honest, how many seasons you think the show will get?
>>8434475
Probably more of 5, but it will stop being good after the fourth one.
>>8434475
4 at most
>>8434475
At least 4 at best. but we're getting a movie in 2020 so it could be more.
>>8434475
About 6
>>8434475
depends on whether Savino goes the Alex Hirsch route and bails after two or does the spongebob route, where it gets 7 with him, and he quits, but it stays alive like that head in the Re-Animator movie
New thread >>8427902
>>8434667
I hope he seppekus
>>8434540
Alex geniunely fucked up that season 2. Fucking manlet.
Which Loud sister do you want to be real?
>>8435014
If I say it, everyone will bully me.
>>8435014
Linka