/scaly/ - Scaly General #204
Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, reptile folk, snakes, and sharks on top of other scaly things are welcome. Ferals, anthros, and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.
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Today's featured image is a dragon using the tube.
Topic of the thread: How would you go making scalies more appealing to the general public without blatantly forcing it?
>>8425570
>>8425583
>>8425611
First for deathclaw tits
It's out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8Dc17qqrQs
>>8425611 #
Not him, but I don't mind titclaws, but I dislike the scaleless look those SFM videos spawned
Deathclaws are nowhere -near- that smooth
>>8425416
Affection is my biggest fetish
I want to be a Tama!
>>8425697
I want to be a deathclaw.
POST CLOACA!
>>8425679
Probably mine as well~<3
>>8425673
Yeah, although some artists manage to strike a fine balance. (Those SFM ones are a bit too human and smooth though, I agree)
>>8425697
(I still want you to be a tama too~)
>>8425697
Someday, you will be a Tama.
>>8425629
>TotT
Start by doing the research. What kind of species-analogue are we working with, what are their biological quirks, how do they behave and can we extrapolate a sentient specimen's characteristics from that behaviour?
Then model that into (preferrably) a society that is based on a clearly non-mammalian psychology, but whose individuals are still capable of the same logic and, where applicable, the same or similar emotions.
Then leave it to character writers to make one or several important scaly characters. Protagonists, or in vidya: players, followers, major questgivers.
Aesthetically they should be far from human, but still humanoid (walking upright, two legs, two arms, head above torso). Clearly reptilian, sleek, and moving in a fashion that is just slightly off-putting. Not ugly, though. Sufficiently degenerate people should still want to fuck them, and normies should have a chance of seeing that they can be pretty from a certain angle.
>>8425723
>>8425716
How nice of you.
>>8425779
Also, important part to note: they should not be strictly better or worse than humans or the story's human-equivalent. Their understanding of art, culture, philosophy, politics and religion might be entirely different, but it should still be about as advanced as that of humans.
>>8425629
>Topic of the thread
They did that well enough with HTTYD and the new Pete's Dragon I guess, and the answer with those, was basically to make a dragon in name only, giving it vastly more mammal physical and personality traits than reptilian.
>>8425669
I'll watch this on my lunch.
>>8425714
Imagine having a cloaca you can take anywhere
How does this image make you feel?
>>8426103
>>8426103
like a kid reading about dinosaurs
>>8425815
>>8426103
Like I should start reading up on the triassic.
>TotT
Well, just seeing videos of pet sneks and lizards doing cute things probably works. It's hard to hate geckos after you've seen a video of a bunch of them lick at bits of honey while Yoshi sounds play over the footage.
>Play a game on my PC after 10 days of being stuck to 3ds monster hunter.
>60 fps feels so smooth.
>FoVs greater than 60 are a bit overwhelming.
>For Honor looks better than real life.
Whoa.
>>8426602
>It's hard to hate geckos
counterpoint: not true for all geckos
tokay geckos, for example, are right bastards: https://youtu.be/PK0T5SR-1N4?t=2m47s
>>8427109
Yeah wild geckos can be vicious
Still..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l_NaKBNERg
>>8427293
their call also kinda sounds like they're saying "fuck you", earning them the vietnam war-era nickname "fuck-you lizards"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dR9tn0yNqQo
>>8425669
This is a cute snake.
Nice to finally see snek gameplay.
>>8425779
Females must have breasts, and males must have hemipenes!
>>8422353
The artist is SSOCRATES
http://www.furaffinity.net/user/dapolarinc/
But a majority is behind patreon
>>8427739
>Females must have breasts
You all love the Tunnel Snakes, right? (They rule!)
Is it weird (by our standards here) that I want to be a dragon, but have absolutely zero sexual attraction towards them?
>>8427919
I want to eat that ass.
>But a majority is behind patreon
But the important question is how much of that is scaly stuff?
>>8428940
>Is it weird (by our standards here)
>by our standards here
>our standards
>standards
Next dumb question?
>>8428940
If you want to be a fictional being because of the power you'd get, then it's mostly normal by general internet standards.
>>8428940
abort yourself with a rusty coat hanger you autistic piece of shit
>>8428952
I would say 70%
>>8429166
Sup botanon, how was sleep?
>>8429112
That's not so much what appeals to me. the majority of the power that comes with being a dragon is stuff i could, if I have the money, realistically get through weapons/technology that already exists in our world. we have flamethrowers far more destructive that how dragon fire is typically depicted to be, we already have jet-packs and light aircraft that can go way faster, farther, and higher than a dragon can fly, ETC. like, my ideal dragon body would be small enough to fit through a doorway, would have smaller, more flexible scales, not yuge armor plating ones, and a bunch of other stuff.
>>8429536
would slay/10
>>8429536
>more destructive flamethrowers
you mean like this? this was recorded like 50-60 years ago btw.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pRihxvk4YY
>>8429536
Well I don't see you not want some form of power from what would be your new form.
When it comes to wanting "power" some want the power of a beserker and other want the power of a ninja. Just because the ninja isn't as strong and big as the beserker it doesn't mean it isn't a desire for power.
>>8429917
well obviously i wouldn't complain. My point is that the power itself isn't my reason for wanting to be a dragon.
I want to motorboat a Tama!
>>8430119
Okay.
I hope you can flesh out the reason you want to become a dragon if the base desire isn't sexual or acquiring power since it would be interesting to hear.
>>8430377
I'm not entirely sure, actually. It's probably some kind of subconscious and/or an indirectly sexual/power based thing. If i had to guess, (I know this is vague) it probably has something to do with the sense of freedom that would come with it.
>>8430500
Mostly this. You don't have responsibilities if you're a dragon. If someone wanted to be cheeky you could call that the power of choice.
Might as well post one of my own dragon girls.
>>8429243
That wasn't me, fuck head. But that cunt makes a fair point. Fucking abort yourself, your parents clearly failed.
And here come the replies. Have fun feeding him and encouraging him to keep returning.
>>8431817
That's a pony with wings and a recolor you degenerate.
>>8432544
If he dislikes furries so much then why is he yelling at them here rather then campaigning on another board to have them removed from /trash/?
It wouldn't be hard considering the history of this site.
>>8432657
It's only for attention, if he actually had an issue with it he'd do that or just hide the thread.
The real question is why two of the most vanilla threads and not something like fatfur or vore?
>>8431817
I love it, did you draw her?
does anyone have any scaly related desktop backgrounds?
>>8426665
>Play a good bit of Freedom Unite emulated, but windowed because the FOV is so fucking narrow
>Then start up KF2 in fullscreen with the FOV set around to 100
The difference in both FOV and smoothness is insane.
>>8432657
I've tried it twice, cunt. They weren't very bent on actually destroying your generals like me.
And I have a problem with your fucking mere existence, hiding your threads wouldn't do shit against that.
>>8433142
Then you must be doing it wrong. You need to fix your approach.
There should be enough evidence that the fandom is still as bad as it ever was. And that Hiro made a mistake in letting part of the fur fandom have space on 4chan. Aside from /b/, where certain conditions prevent a furry takeover over there.
If you haven't found a way to get ants out of your house, yelling at them won't work so try another method.
>>8432892
If you keep your icons on the left, just flip the image.
are chameleons cute?
>>8433892
Yeah.
>>8433421
Comes back to the fact that you're an idiot and don't understand my plan. You fucking dumb cunt, you'll see my plan working as intended very soon.
>>8434094
You must be bluffing. With the way you act you can't possibly have a coherent plan. Unless acting juvenile is part of your plan?
>>8434094
"Chuunibyou
A Japanese slang term which roughly translates to "Middle School 2nd Year Syndrome". People with chuunibyou either act like a know-it-all adult and look down on real ones, or believe they have special powers unlike others.
This is a common stage in growth; for most people, it happens--you guessed it--around the 2nd year of middle school (Grade 8 in Japan). However, the problem is, there are some grown-ups who have this symptom.
There are 3 main types of Chuunibyou. DQN-type pretends to be antisocial even though they aren't, or can't be and has made-up stories about antisocial behavior. Subculture-type prefers subculture or minor trends just to be different and have the "cool" factor. Evil Eye-Type admires mystical powers and pretends to have one of their own, to the extent of establishing an alias just for that.
And if you think you have one of these or want more information in the subject, a good idea is to read the "Chuunibyou User Manual" (中二病取扱説明書, Chuunibyou Toriatsukai Setsumei Sho) by Saegami HYŌYA."
>>8433892
those ones aren't but don't tell them
>>8434501
>shark with hair
Ugh
>>8434710
Post sharktits with no hair.
>>8435262
Thick.
>>8436054
Haha wow, that's when you go from dragon player to dragon slayer. Know what I'm saying?
>>8436126
Yea, the request was to draw a feminist, so of course I had to also make it a dragon.
And yes, she deserves to get slayed.
Bound bolds!
>>8437231
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>>8436198
Can i make a request?
Scientest wearing a suit like pic related to successfully maintain containment while doing science violently on one of those dragon-transformation magical artifacts you always see in TF comics.
>>8437250
>>8437231
I'll always remember the D&D campain where my group of mostly dragonborns and lizardfolk survived a prolonged magical storm by sheltering in a cave full of hundreds of kobold eggs, and eating said eggs to survive.
>>8437391
sounds like magical realm stuff
but one that the group liked
>>8428940
I'd say it's a bit odd, yeah, since most people who feel that way have a solid sexual attraction to a lot of draconian physical features.
It's just a phase, though. It usually passes for people over 5-7 years or so (like furry propensities in general, really)
>>8437138
Would pesach affect dragons as much as it does humans? Assuming they're primarily carnivores, not being allowed to eat leavened bread wouldn't be that much of a difference.
>>8428940
It means you want to be badass.
>>8437531
hips!
>>8437823
Yesh<3
>>8438403
>>8438515
>>8438528
>>8437250
>>8426389
What does Nani mean
I don't get it
>>8439408
some shitty forced weeb meme, i think it means what
>>8439408
The pleasure of being cummed inside, that's the loose translation.
I love you /scaly/
You're my favorite thread
>>8439556
Aw I love you too anon.
>>8439461
>forced
Nah, that meme happened naturally.
If you want examples of forced memes look at the ones from /tv/.
>>8439647
Nah it was forced.
>>8439659
Do you just want it to be forced because it's "weeb", or are you the type that thinks all internet memes are forced?
>>8439681
Do you just want to say it wasn't forced because of another arbitrary point of your own?
>>8439647
It absolutely was forced. It came out of nowhere and was spammed everywhere without any indication of what it was.
>>8439716
It's not arbitrary. I've seen plenty of examples of forced memes and what type posters are behind them.
>>8439760
You're a prime example I'm sure.
>>8434501
>>8434431
Samefag.
Your insults are bland. Calling me a child is all I really expect from a bunch of degenerate faggots like you, you lack the ability to interpret me and formulate proper insults, get some better ones, you cunt. Or go back to tumblr, where you belong.
My plan isn't even very complex, like I said, it's a pretty fucking simple one, in fact. If you actually had a developed brain you would have figured out what my plan is by now.
>>8439556
>>8439408
"What"
>tfw you can't go without cracking up when playing as Japs in AoE II since their villagers sometimes respond with that
>>8439859
If you sit under her, what happens and what do you see?
>>8439908
Slightly open cloaca and great thighs.
>>8439908
There's a CYOA of that pic in the pastebin
>>8439908
Well, she'd probably not realize at first; just sitting there humming to herself quietly (occasionally clenching).
Then she'll probably realize after a bit, after which you'll have three thousand pounds of flustered, blushing and fidgeting dragoness above your head.
(Leaving you hoping that the creaking groaning metal supports will hold.)
Maybe she starts getting aroused from it too? Some -do- have a latent exhibitionistic streak in them, after all. In that case the twitching and clenching moist glory will be a sight to behold, as her fluids eventually accumulate enough for a single lewd drop to drip from the roof edge.
>tfw ywn have a strand of viscous amazon lizardgirl lewdfluid hanging right in front of you, hearing barely suppressed panting above you
>>8439942
Ooh, interesting
>>8439839
No I'm not. All I did was contradict a claim that a meme was forced. If it's origin is /a/ or from a board tied to it then it is far more likely to occur naturally because of how easy it is to spread between boards before leaving to other boards not in the first initial circle.
The nani thing is related to "keikaku means plans" which happened because a translator was using notes wrong.
It would be better off if anons never started misusing the word "forced" on memes, shows or comic they dislike just because said thing reached a point in popularity.
>>8439988
Yes and /a/ forced it all over other boards, thank you for stating it.
>>8439988
>If it's origin is /a/ or from a board tied to it then it is far more likely to occur naturally
lol if you still believe this in 2017
/a/ has been hot trash for years, no idea why some anons suck their elitist dicks when they're into as much garbage as /v/
>umaru posting
>>8437138
Huh, this acually brings forth a question; If quadraped sapient dragons existed, would they have worn clothes because of modesty?
>>8440090
Anon! You can't just ask a question like that just as I'm about to head off to work!
Also
>dragons holding their own tail out of the way
eep
>>8440090
I'm gonna go with the awwy sawwy answer and say "only for social function".
>>8439970
>Ooh, interesting
One anon took the logical conclusion of if you were sitting under her and the roof were to inevitably fall
http://pastebin.com/77xTdF7M
>>8440123
Neat! Thanks!
>>8440138
delet this
sauce?
>>8440038
Purposefully misconstruing. I didn't state that.
The point was memes from that circle of boards have a far easier chance to spread without being forced because there are plenty of boards and plenty of crossboarders that can pick it up without having to go out of their way to post it.
>>8440065
Most boards are shadows of their former selves. I wish /co/ could return to it's former glory.
>>8440213
Exactly, they force their crap on other boards. It's forced, thank you for admitting it.
>>8440171
Did a quick google search.
https://twitter.com/7fukuinu/status/671647724878491648?lang=en
>>8440242
Of course, thanks anon. Google only seems to work when I forget to use it instead of other search engines.
scallie BTFO
>>8440253
No problem, Hell i don't blame you for forgetting about it. 90% of the time i use it it just tries to send me to Cartoon Network of all places for some unknown reason.
>>8440238
Why are you being deliberately obtuse?
This is just sad from a debater's perspective.
>>8440274
>>8440346
top cuck
https://a.safe.moe/laqWr.mp4
>>8440715
>>8440493
God, I hate when this happen to me when I go out.
>>8439888
>For Honor.
>Guard break a weeb.
>"Nani!?"
>>8440618
Human repellant prlbably would be made to Scayyliems
>>8442813
But how does it work?
>>8441387
She seems unsure about something
For those of you who weren't around, last April Fools, we posted furry instead of scaly stuff. I thought that was fun, we got to see what kind of non-scaly stuff we like. Should we do that again or do something else? Maybe we can even post (gasp!) humans that we like.
>>8443781
>posting humans
>liking humans
We could pretend to be /fethr/.
Let's see if we survive that day.
>>8440618
I see you like /xcg/ as well.
>>8443243
Maybe smells like rotting carcasses, vipers enjoy it but humans sure wont.
>>8443821
>>8443781
I'd be fine with either [nospoiler]Or we could go the completely opposite direction and post non-organics like planetits.[/nospoiler]
>>8440487
Think that's actually meant to be the son.
>>8444072
>>8443781
I'm okay with another April Fool's thread with a twist of /fethr/, non-organics or furs.
As a "what else does /scaly/ fap to on their day" way
>>8443781
>what kind of non-scaly stuff we like
I feel like I should skip posting images in that thread then; my interests are pretty much only scaly and vore. And people seem to detest seeing vore.
>>8443781
The only furshit I like are felines and scalies.
Amphibians too, but I just keep them in my scaly folder.
>>8445104
I feel like some proper usage of IK would have made that a lot better
the wyvern itself is beautiful though
>>8445684
I want to be rescued by a shark lifeguard!
>>8445104
What is this ?
>>8445717
Glitched wyvern from FFXV
>>8445787
Can you fuck it ?
>>8446459
Looks so cute!
>>8446412
Isn't that that old FOTM waifu from fuck if I know how long ago?
>>8446459
>>8446291
>>8445104
Another scalie added to my collection.
>>8443781
>>8443821
>>8444072
>>8445028
>>8445175
>>8445256
Here's an idea: We could have a /homemade general/, where everything we post has to be something really crappy made by ourselves in mspaint or something. Some might actually be decent, but most will be hilarious and charming. Since there's no pressure about it being good, people can just let loose and doodle. (And no matter how bad it is, everyone has to pretend/treat it as if it were 7-10/10 Arte™)
>>8446605
I don't know. I only saved it because it because I like the pic.
After reverse image searching I found out the character is named Miura from an IP called Ever Oasis.
>>8447446
Maybe not bad on purpose, but I did like #200's thing. People seemed very supportive of everyone who dared post their drawings.
I kind of wonder what happens when newbie- and non-artists ITT decide to try their hand at scaly smut. It'll be interesting at least, I think!
>>8447492
Ooh, yes!
I just hope there won't be any subtextual "pressure" keeping people from just letting loose..
Rather than having the focus being "do your best!", and some people being intimidated, I'd rather have it more like "just make something silly!", which kind of tricks people into doing their best anyway, just without stressing over it (and it still allows for the decent artists making decent stuff, or might push them a bit outside their comfort zone, which is fantastic practice!).
Oof, I'm overthinking this. Your suggestion sounds great.
Also, what's "#200's thing"?
>>8447861
The TotT for #200 was "draw a scaly"
Wouldn't a cold-blooded animal's dick be cold?
>>8447960
They don`t have dicks
>>8447960
Yes. Also, if you fuck a reptile pussy/cloaca, you better have one if those warm bags unless you like cold spagetti.
>>8447960
A dragon depending on the lore can be hot blooded or have blood at an extreme temperature compared to normal life.
Ice dragons and probably a few others would be as cold as fuck though.
>>8448283
>this kind of headcanon autism
Cold blood means that you need to find a outside source of heat to control your body temperature.
Icedragons being colder than the others is just your autism speaking. And for any dragon to live in a cold region w ould mean that they have to be warm blooded.
> more Slack-Wyrm
>>8448440
>Burned his pillow
Oh shit.
>>8447960
Cold blooded is not literal. It's a stupid name for it anyway.
>>8447960
No it would be room temperature.
>>8448421
You can't blame me for second hand information. I only repeated it because it sounded right.
If it was autism I would know the actual lore right down to every letter.
>>8448440
Oh he's fucked now.
>>8448529
>warm blood
Body is able to maintain a stable temperature
>cold blood
Body temperature falls around the outside temperature
For both,you wouldn`t want the temperatures to be extreme for obvious reasons.
>>8448614
>can't tell if this is genuine love or incoming rape
Twitter of this artist?
>>8447492
desu I'd like to see more attempts at drawing scalies, including amateur ones
>>8448676
@dera_kimidori
And it's probably a bit of both
anyone got any good bodage scalys?
>>8448519
You would feel a 74F dick sucking heat from your 98F body quite clearly.
>>8448440
ITS HAPPENING
>>8447960
That's what a hotblooded partner with a blanket is for.
found this in /sfur/
>>8448718
>spend all day preparing just so you can have the advantage a superior mammal vagina already has
>>8448733
Cute artist
>>8443781
>we
It was like 1-2 people and it was shit. Surely there aren't any better ideas?
>>8446605
Ever Oasis, the game still hasn't even came out yet.
>>8449653
>>8445175
>people seem to detest seeing vore
huh i wonder why
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Dahmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOPu0QFDWXg
>>8449798
If you want to get all IRL, we may as well include the beastiality factor in fugging scalies
>>8450068
we're talking about fucking things that are sentient
you're talking about eating things that are sentient
there is a difference between these things
>>8450370
correcting myself, that's "sapient" if we're going to go all 'tismo here, and given where we are we will
>>8450370
You're talking to two people. Anyway, I don't know what makes you think vore isn't better represented by swallowing someone whole, often safely.
I could draw a similar dumb comparison:
>we're talking about fucking things that are human
>you're talking about fucking things that are reptiles
>getting swallowed by something
>being alive
pick one
>>8450776
Adding on to this:
mental illness
n
(Pathology) any of various disorders in which a person's thoughts, emotions, or behaviour are so abnormal as to cause harm to himself, herself, or other people
I'm pretty sure being eaten causes harm, just ask our old friend jeff's buddies. Conversly, jerking it to a fictional flying lizard with tits doesn't do shit.
>>8449414
she'd probably be sunning herself all day anyway like real life reptiles
then again I just get around the issue entirely by just imagining anthropomorphic reptiles as being warm-blooded
>>8450697
There is no similarity between those comparisons besides sentence structure. The subject of the sentence isn't even the same classification. Humans are a species of animal, reptiles are a class inside the animal kingdom.
And what would it matter anyway, if they were indeed sapient? I would like to hear the reasoning.
>>8451022
where did this "vore is a murder fetish" meme come from anyway?
I get the impression that it's just one obsessed guy posting about it all over /trash/
>>8448591
still too simplified
>Endothermic
Relies on internal processes to maintain core body temperature
>Exothermic
Relies on environment and external means to regulate core body temperature
>Homeothermic
Maintains a stable body temperature regardless of external influence
>Poikilothermic
Body temperature varies considerably
most mammals are endothermic homeotherms, but squirrels are poikilotherms, whoe's body temperature plummets during periods of inactivity
Meanwhile most "cold blooded" animals are ectothermic poikilotherms, with exceptions including fish who are homeothermic and maintain a constant body temperature throughout the day
>>8451337
I think it's people prioritizing memes over being correct. It's like how cringe threads take the shittiest examples of [insert fetish] and then go "okay so this means everyone with that fetish is like this." Or someone hears some e-celeb said "nigger" once so now they're a racist.
>>8450776
>not cutting your way out
Casual
>>8451337
Most people make the simple thought process of: eating something requires chewing, chewing kills things, if there is no chewing, there is still digestion, which still means death.
I know there are all sorts of different flavor of vore, involving regurgitation or lacking digestive processes, or just plain ignoring biological repercussions. Most people dont know that though, so thats why they say its a "murder fetish".
I personally don't really get bothered seeing it, but it isnt my cup of tea.
>>8451353
I never knew that jerking off to images and fiction of reptilians could be so informative.
Thanks, /scaly/.
I have absolutely never written anything in my whole life but I tried my hand at a fic of Botanon.
https://pastebin.com/rKHHP2KS
[nospoilers]Yes I'm a disgusting memer[/ontrash]
wtf i wanna be a tama too
>>8452642
was this all part of his BIG PLAN
This was supposed to be done for thread #200 but it took longer than I thought. What do you all think?
>>8452821
Cute!
hey /scaly/
who's your dragon husbando/waifu?
claim your husbando/waifu
>>8452995
Great reaction image
>>8452821
I like that neck side-panel! I think you're getting better at drawing Mer. Just keep on practising, and drawed all the drawings.
>>8452979
I know me and at least one other anon like Venti
>>8452979
>tfw I don't have a dragon husbando
>>8453317
Yeah that's my favourite part too. I guess I have a thing for biting. Glad you like it!
>>8452979
If dragons had extremely high core temperatures, would that correlate to their bodily fluids being high temperatures as well?
>>8454084
*Having high temperatures
>>8454084
Yes, very much so. However, sperm cells have an optimal temperature range, outside that range, they become infertile. If dragons were to have high homeostatic temperatures, the semen would be hot, but the sperm would have to be produced and stored in external testies.
>>8452979
one of the first furry pics i fapped to
>>8448614
>Hey goyem, did they ever teach you about the 33 billion?
>>8446605
Ever Oasis.
We haven't heard anything from it since like last year. I'm starting to think they canceled it like that Penguin Pirate game.
>>8452642
>His keikaku was coming along nicely
Not even 10 sentences in and I'm already dying.
Fuck.
>>8452979
I know argonians are technically trees, but still.
Fucking claimed.
>>8454780
>>8454493
What temperature would the cum have to be in order for it to come out steaming like a hot bath?
>>8452642
My fucking sides have left the planet.
>>8452642
10/10. I couldn't tell whether to laugh or fap
>>8439852
Then get on with it, nigger. We don't have all night.
>>8455541
Internally, not much would be able to produce that kind of body heat unless they were small enough to meet the metabolic requirements. For 35-40°C cum, the body producing should run about 40-50°C
God damn.
>>8456081
You're going to be able to use that asshole for a basketball hoop after that dragon's done.
>>8456001
Well realistically, yeah, but I sort of hand waved it as a more magical aspect than natural. Realistically though, you'd want something as small as a chicken or rabbit for it to produce body fluids that hit, right?
>>8452642
Get a horrible disease, weaken, die and decompose. From the title alone I can tell you're just reinforcing the point I bring up again and again. You idiot.
You fucking idiot. All you do is give me more black mail material.
>>8452642
I haven't wholeheartedly laughed that hard in awhile. Thank you for this anon, its beautiful.
>>8452642
Stop giving him attention.
>>8456247
>>8452642
He'll just keep coming back if you do this dude.
>>8456396
Keep giving him that attention.
Seriously, ignore him and he'll eventually go away.
>>8456393
>>8456409
>>8456426
Considering he has persisted for over 20 threads or so, and been ignored multiple times before, I don't think it will matter.
He likes this stuff. Deep down, he probably even cares, because he specifically didn't shitpost in good old thread 200.
He even chats with us now, it used to just be copy paste's.
>>8456457
I can assure you his is and will only be a shit poster. Don't bother writing this shit about him.
>>8456457
>>8456474
>>8456409
>>8456426
I seriously doubt he's a serious shitposter. Way too many inconsistencies, and he's being way too stupid. It's more likely he's someone pretending to be one (and a stupid one to boot) for some purpose. Maybe to create a "character" (at which he's sort of succeeded), or to incite people into being nicer to eachother by antagonizing him.
Either way he's harmless. He actually bumps the threads, if anything.
>>8456474
I'm not the author of that brilliant piece of work. I'm just happy it was made. I needed a good laugh like that today.
>>8456514
exactly
>>8456201
Somewhere around there, yeah.
Fun fact: in Pakistan and Afghanistan rabbits are sometimes used as space heaters. Cheap to feed and care for, and if they get old or if you have a bad week at the bazaar, you can eat em.
>>8456520
Yeah haha I had a laugh too
fokkin 'ell
>>8456514
No, he's ruining our goddamn threads, and the porn you guys are making of him will only make it worse.
>>8456520
Anymore of these cuties?
>>8456542
Don't sweat it man. You have to remember where we are, anyway. Have you ever been in a /b/ thread? This is nothing.
>>8456557
>>8456577
>>8456584
>>8456566
You ignorant fuck.
>>8456542
I wish they would stop feeding responses about it. It's annoying to other posters who don't want to be in the crossfire.
>>8456557
Sadly those four are all I have, and all i've found of her(them?).
>>8456514
What about the fucking virus he posts then?
>>8456639
It's generally a questionable move to trust any executable from this site. Download porn dumps, that's it.
>>8452642
Delet this
>>8456566
Requesting more waifus getting SCALED like this
>>8425815
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY
>>8457115
It's Florida, man. Don't question those madmen
>>8425629
I think nagas are the way to go. I think XCOM 2 made headway there. You need a scaly character that is nominally supposed to be monstrous, but that the audience thinks is so cool that they want it to be an actual character in its own right.
In other news, sneks are for raising a large family with!
>>8457485
snake fetishists get out
snakes are for kill
>>8457485
>In other news, sneks are for raising a large family with!
This.
>>8457505
Get out of here Bradford.
>>8457907
Bradford is a CLOSE RANGE snake fetishist, he's literally the worst of you.
>>8457505
Snek is the most patrician form of anthro and will never, ever die.
>>8458006
>this is what snekfags actually believe
>>8425629
SAUCE
>>8452979
>>8452979
Oh fine, maybe just this once
Reminder that you're all completely retarded and my plan is still working. 2 Days.
Say goodbye to your pitiful, pathetic general thread. No longer will I or anyone else have to deal with your shit.
Good riddance.
>>8447960
Actual cold blood doesnt exist, its a myth.
>>8458421
Kind of a myth, kind of a misinterpretation of a poorly-chosen term
>>8452979
People need to claim them by drawing them to show dedication.
>>8458473
I like the idea, but then I may already have done that a few times
Never enough, though
>>8458139
OP pic? Tirrel.
>>8458556
There can not be a limit how how much you should draw your waifu/husbando.
>>8458725
Oh, definitely.
It's not the quantity but rather the lack of other content I'm a little concerned about. It's just hard to keep subjects balanced when one is stuck in your head
So, question.
Let's assume tama have cloacae, too.
Do those secrete soap? Are they self-cleaning?
>>8459052
The soap is only used defensively, no need for the cloaca to also secrete it.
>>8459101
>no soap cum
>no sticky bubble bath
God fucking dammit.
>>8459052
>Are [cloacas] self-cleaning?
no, only anuses
>>8459141
wtf i love botfag now
>>8452979
>>8459165
>ywn slam remy into a locker as he walks by you
>ywn tell him "gimme yer lunch money nerd"
>this will never somehow turn into passionate anal sex in the bathroom
>>8452979
I don't have a scaly-fu. Or at least one to commit to.
>>8459190
>hurting remy
>ever
>>8459141
Kek, it has been years since I last saw that post.
>>8452979
Don't really have one. All the scaly designs I end up liking are almost never actual characters, and are just enemies/monsters.
>>8459174
tough shit kidoo
>Bump limit
Shit, my list of thread topics is exhausted.
>>8459224
Man, it feels good to have my own personal Remy.
>>8459213
but he likes it, that's why it turns into passionate anal sex at the end
>>8459281
Emera, your fantasies are bad and you should feel bad.
>>8459299
who're you calling enema
>>8459235
Do you like any particular IRL reptiles?
>>8459406
I think we've had that one before, I remember mentioning armadillo girdled lizards for that very reason
How about a meta topic, something like 'Which TotT got you talking the most', just to avoid everyone calling the drawing threads their favourites?
>>8459141
I mean, is he talking about healthy bacteria...?
>>8459472
no he's just deranged
>>8459507
I honestly don't understand what he's imagining anuses do then.
>>8459461
That's fine. We can work with that.
>>8456813
>>8459052
Cloacae do secrete a fluid, but it'smore of a mosturizer and lubricant than anything else. The cloacal plate is the main thing keeping the cloaca clean in snakes and lizards. I'm not sure about larger reptiles like crocodillians, but I imagine that the cloacal fluids can be used to clean themselves. But as a Tama, your cloacal lubrication and your bubbles woukd be two different fluids. One is a sticky fluid for trapping things, the other in a slimy fluid to make sure things keep working like they should.