HG thread
Duel 2
You needed to get warmed up. Finally some action occurs.
tfw dad warms me up with his cock
>>8422631
You know it, mon amie. Don'tknow why you expected anything different.
>>8422667
HAH! I LIKE YOUR MOXXIE, GIRL! AS A HANDICAP I SHALL ONLY USE MY HELMET AS A WEAPON!
>The man is shot dead soon after
>>8422630
Given your capabilities, I think it's only fair I warn you that I might try to strike while your back is turned.
>>8422667
Hey, you guys wanna hear this song I wrote? It goes like this:
>BRRRRRRRRRRT
>>8422667
A death caused by inaction and a mistake. I did not take the soldier to have a heart.
>>8422646 (Ram)
... Y-yes Ma'am.. I guess you haven't changed that much, you definitely can still be scary.. But I'm glad you're not going to lie a bunch.
>>8422653 (Suz)
Why should I if you're not even sleeping?
>>8422667
Oh.. Tracksuit definitely has a point now.. I'm sorry everyone!..
>>8422676
I shouldn't expect anything from you really..
>>8422681
Shoulda brought more helmets.
>>8422690
They just keep coming...
>>8422646
Wasting an entire classroom of children sounds like something a 3rd rate game would do. I don't think being ungrateful has to do with much. I am a monster, and people don't thank monsters.
>>8422690
Duel 3
There are more calls for duels than actual dueling.
>>8422693
Except you always expect me to hit or insult you.
>>8422693
How can I sleep if you aren't doing your job?
>>8422717
>Enjoys a nice relaxing day with the solitude of the prairie behind her and the water cleansing her feet
>>8422667
Time after time....
6 morw
>>8422667
You left a smoke trail.
>>8422682
Yes, I figured that would be the case. I'll have to take extra caution to look behind me every now and then.
>>8422690
And here I thought she would've just gone and killed the both of us. Perhaps she doesn't like being bossed around.
>>8422717
Another fatal mistake occurs. How was she able to use the fire arm but not an arrow.
>>8422749
Heyyy
Whaddya know? Bob Ross was right
私は皆ががんで死ぬことを願っています。
>>8422715
You were doing what you felt was right. Given what I know of the Yakuza, which is admittedly little, you were not wrong to do so. Allying themselves in there. They knew what could have happened.
>>8422693
It would help you not to forget that. Not onto other matters. Today was my first time in participating in a faction match.
>>8422668
I do not blame you. My actions are much more reserved and subtle than others. It is almost like I did not change at all.
>>8422749
I like to imagine that when people die of dysentery they shit on all the Ava's below them
>>8422690
Huh? What is this thing..?
>>8422720
Of course.. Why wouldn't I, you haven't really done much to change those expectations...
>>8422730
How would you know I'm not doing my job if you're asleep first?
>>8422749
Ugh.. I'm at least glad I took the hit for little sis..
>>8422749
Duel 4
It was clear one would not in that free for all.
>>8422773
How would you know I'm not asleep if you were doing your job first?
>>8422782
Woohoo...
>>8422765
I would say you're wrong, but you're not. Getting take down by someone like me is a little shameful to their name.
I've got to retire for the night. Have a good one.
>>8422782
Team killing is not against any rule but I imagine it is wrong morally.
>>8422772
That is an interesting yet disgusting thought you have shared.
>>8422765
With the proper mindset, I'm certain you have. I'll admit, I'm not exactly the best at reading people, though.
>>8422807
IS THAT A GUN?!
>The hail of resulting gunfire confirmed her suspicions immediately
>>8422765
I heard you did very well actually.. Especially considering we have bad luck.. Normally I wouldn't believe that but.. It's held true..
>>8422787
I wouldn't, because I'd be doing my job.
>>8422807
Peculiar that all of you went to this event. Even more peculiar is that none of you died.
>>8422749
>With no actual medicine on hand, Rubick pours a small amount of water from his canteen over the wound.
It'll have to do.
>>8422782
>Rubick lies on a bed with one arm and leg hanging limp over the side. A small ray of sunshine pierces through a crack in the roof and shines upon his face.
This is a futile effort, really.
>>8422807
>Rubick twirls the gun around his trigger finger before sliding it back into his holster.
I've gotten a little better at this whole shooting business.
>>8422822
Surprise! I decided it'd be best to strike first.
>>8422834
I'm out of ammunition and mana, so...
>Rubick takes a couple cautionary steps towards the goods and makes off with a new belt.
>>8422773
Hmmm, maybe I should tone it down. That way I can catch you off guard. Well...not that you ever on guard in the first place.
Duel 5
It is perfectly fine to relent your attacks. If you did and hide away in a cave, it may have saved your life.
>>8422822
>Filename
Got something to tell us?
>>8422797
I assume it was. I would not mind in removing them. You are not as bad as you think you are. Goodbye.
>>8422811
If you have met me earlier in my life, then I would have attempted to kill you. It takes much more than that to for me think of doing that.
>>8422826
I did but I could have done so much better. We did not gain anything from that. Wait. We? Did you ally yourself with Ainz as well?
>>8422862
It is a restful night where nothing happens.
>>8422861
Sometimes I ask myself why I'm like this..
>>8422878
Is that really a surprise? Lord Ainz is a very charismatic skeleton, haha.. But don't beat yourself up over it, we always have next time.
>>8422870
More of a PSA really.
>>8422862
Whatever sorcery kept you together has now been fractured.
>>8422883
I apologise for the time I mistook you for a horse.
>>8422883
Duel final
It is foolish to wear that much in extreme heat. You would need clothes like mine for maximum effectiveness.
>>8422878
For as effective as killing a spirit would be...but, that's a good thing for me in this case, isn't it?
>>8422849
Did NOT see that coming. Great, I better start learning magic before you OUTSHOOT me again
>>8422901
The one that does not like to be victorious won again.
>>8422887
A change of pace would be nice.
>>8422907
He was very unnoticeable. I nearly forgot he even enetered.
>>8422907
Congratulations, Kosaku. And thank you for this, Ramlethal.
>>8422901
Ohh come on-
>>8422907
Great job dude.
Thanks for hosting.
>>8422901
so close to a meaningless victory, oh well
>>8422907
Congratulations Mr. Family man!
Thank you very much for hosting Ram!
>>8422912
But I'm glad I'm like this.. I'm happy like this.
>>8422907
Congratulations sir. Thank you for the game, Ram-sama~
>>8422957
>Filename
You want to fucking go, mate?
>>8422937
I honestly don't know how you can enjoy being a pushover, Amami was right about you.
>>8422907
This is... This is not a miscalculation. Fate was on my side this round. It must have been, wasn't it?
Could it be that my luck is decreasing? It can't be. What a predicament I've found myself in.
>>8422901
These clothes are the only thing that keep me together.
Thanks for hosting, and congratulations to the winner.
>>8422904
Ah, it's not really outshooting you if I never let you fire a shot in the first place. And in such close proximity too; it's be downright awful for anybody to miss a shot from that distance. Rest assured, you're much better at gunplay then I could ever hope to be.
>Rubick goes to remove the gun from its holster and accidentally fires a shot.
It's actually quite surprising I didn't kill myself.
>Rubick then goes to discard the gun by placing it on a table and ends up firing two shots in quick succession at a wall.
Well before I pass out I'm off to bed, goodnight everyone.
>>8422979
Hmm.. I see what he's doing now.. Well, I'm going to bed Ash, have a goodnight.
>>8422902
It is a positive thing for everyone. I cannot imagine just how many have met their end back when I was younger. Actually I can but I have grown from that.
>>8422887
In all honestly, yes. You are aware of his goals, are you not?
>>8422957
>>8422937
>>8422920
>>8422919
You are welcome. Thank you for participating and spectating.
>>8422988
Goodbye Kaito.
>>8422988
Goodbye.
>>8423000
It certainly makes conversing much less...awkward, so to speak. I can't imagine trying to do it when you were like that.
>>8422974
Come at me bruh, I'll shank you out the back of the pub mate.
>>8423000
>Starts to pet Ramlethal.
>>8422983
You continue to interest me more and more. Are you now celebrating your victory.
>>8422987
Hmm. I thought they were rather odd. Though I just assumed that was just a Mage's garb.
>>8423006
I was not the best at it. Even worse than I am right now. Yet the populace kept being friendly towards me for some reason.
>>8423026
The understanding of others is never to be underestimated, yes?
>>8423016
>She can only yawn in response to what the little demon is doing. Though she is not any happy of her doing it.
I do not understand. What drives you to do this?
http://store.steampowered.com/app/219640/?snr=1_5_1100__1100
free game
>>8423026
No. I'm not. Fate was supposed to ensure I would have at least placed third. I... I must be getting too loose with my abilities in these games.
>Kosaku takes the reward, staring at the man in the photo. He shudders. Another bomb for 「Killer Queen」to create.
Thank you, once again. I could have sworn that I said I wouldn't bother you with this again.
>>8423036
>The girl continues to run her hand through ram's hair
Well you were acting like a little kitty and I couldn't help myself~
tfw people figure out I'm Ash Crimson
>>8423069
tfw bullshit but i believe it
>>8423032
Maybe they were aware of how I would end up before I did. No matter. I am pleased with how I have changed. She would not be though...
>>8423057
Still very odd. You have not been bothering me. At least not anymore than any other winner. You are very reserved.
>>8423058
>She begins to hiss at the continued contact, shaking her head away from it.
Nothing I did in the last ten minutes were remotely feline-like. I would be pleased if you cease this action at once.
>>8423089
Or they were merely optimistic.
...Who?
>>8423026
It's both practical and vogue. Two great traits to have in one's uniform.
>>8423069
You wish. Loser.
>>8423089
>They pull their hand away and and crosses her arms, beginning to pout.
Humph, fine then! I just wanted an excuse to pet you, you're hair really does feel nice.
>>8423089
I don't enjoy being the center of attention. Just being third place would truly make me happy. All a part of having a quiet life...
>Kosaku faintly smiles.
I am unsure if I should take pride in being reserved or not. I just might.
>>8423069
I want to fuck your tits so bad
>>8423126
me to
>>8422917
Its a start but I got distracted.
>>8423098
Possibly. Someone who decided that I am not important to her life. So she is not important to mine.
>>8423106
I do not know the meaning of the latter robe but I fail to see how long robes like that can be practical. It could easily catch on something and become a problem.
>>8423112
What a flimsy excuse.
>With a huff, she continues to lick her arm.
Though I thank you for your compliment. I do all that is necessary in maintaining it. Nothing excessive however.
>>8423114
With the path my life went, I suppose I cannot fault you for wanting that. People can just be annoying when they recognize you. I think someone like you would. It would assist in you being unnoticeable.
>>8423141
Is that why you could not have killed someone because you was forced to? Because you were distracted? I was expecting better from a soldier.
>>8423162
The same reason why you were so quick to assume about my spirits, then?
>>8423162
That was the distraction. I ain't taking orders from them.
>>8423141
You're getting sloppy.
>>8423162
It is annoying when people interfere with your life. Company is alright in small increments, I suppose, but when everyone has their eyes on you... Where was I? Oh, yes. Being reserved is perfect for me.
>>8423174
Says the person who told me everythings fine when here are THREE monsters running around in plain sight!
>>8423162
Still better then no excuse at all.
>The cheeky little succubus let out a small giggle before planting a soft kiss onto Rammy's cheek and quickly sprints off into the shadows.
>>8423190
>Grabs by the head
>Drags away
>>8423186
I didn't want to ruin the surprise.
>>8423190
>>8423199
FOUR now!! What kinda shit surprise is this!!
>>8423162
In the event that it gets snagged on something, it simply snaps off. They've designed around such problems many years ago where I'm from.
In fact, there was this one fellow who thought he'd outsmart me by grabbing hold of my robe. When he pulled on it, it simply came off. In his confusion, I killed him.
>>8423212
Hey I take offence to that!
>>8423198
>They say before being dragged off... Again
>>8423212
I think you need to lay off the valkyr.
>>8423164
Exactly. Like I stated, Mother is not important to me anymore. What is at the moment is getting some rest. Farewell Fluorette.
>>8423173
I will admire you for your decision yet question you for it as well.
>>8423180
I assume it happens more than it needs to. Same for myself. I am working on changing that. Whoever you are, good luck on that.
>>8423190
True but just bare-
>Combined with her speaking and how tired she was, she was very unprepared from dodging the kiss. Putting a hand on her cheek, she growls at the skedaddling succubus.
Now I have to bathe myself even more.
>>8423214
Hmm. That is very clever. More than I thought you could come up with. I would like to discuss with you the practicalities of our clothing but I am tired.
This place has succeeded in making me tired of this night and many more to follow. I will return but not anytime soon. To all still awake, goodbye for now.
>>8423227
Now is not the time for jokes!
>>8423226
>She throws a knife only to connect to the door.
>>8423235
Whens the next?
>>8423235
I see...farewell to you as well. Best wishes!
>>8423242
No jokes?
What about
Smokes
>>8423235
More than you thought I could come up with...?
In any case I wish you a good sleep.
>>8423255
Pass em over.
>>8423235
A few times, but those instances were taken care of quickly. "Water under the bridge", I believe the saying is? Anyway... Hm? Did you say you were working on not being reserved?
How strange... I wouldn't understand why you would do so. Regardless, I wish you well. Farewell. I shall leave and check on my family in the meantime.
>>8423242
>Few minutes later comes back through the door and stares at the blade.
D-did you really try and use that on me?
>>8423265
>A crumpled up package faded of color and flimsy with overuse pulled out from a side mounted velcro pouch on her plate carrier. Holding it out within Helevu's reach, inside would be one last stick and am old scratched up chrome lighter dull with dirt, nicks, and scratches.
Stay woke, thread!
>claps
Stay woke!
>>8423320
coffee and breakfast games when.
>>8423332
>I was just makin a dindu joke. Now I feel bad cause I can't host...
Thanks Suz...
>>8423333
Also, who got get?
If dubs Maria has to erp
>>8423339
Oh...
I thought you wanted us to be lively, not WOKE
>>8423332
>this image
Is she smokin a gag cig? Or is she just pissed in the background for no reason?
>>8423348
Sorry for the confusion. Wanted thread to not die.
>>8423345
reroll
fuck my life, i just want to die
If singles, people leave Maria alone.
>>8423319
>Helevu takes the last stick and lights it, before smoking, savouring the taste of nicotine as much as possible before exhaling.
You wernt able to kill them, am I right? You best tell me the story before my hands get twitchy again.
>>8423285
>she pulls the knife out, looking at you after telling suzumi.
What kinda fucked up creature are you?
>>8423354
It's one of those expression collages.
>>8423358
It's that time of night.
>>8423377
It's not like I have any reason to. Nobody's put any cashdown on the hunting party so I've just been... Y'know whatever about it.
>>8423374
Same.
>>8423345
>>8423367
>Both one offs
Okay Adachi, that's enough of that.
>>8423377
Oh can't you tell?
>The girl let out a small snicker before leaning into Helevu's ear and whispers in a sweet low tone
Oh I'm but a little succubus of course~
>>8423388
Ahh.
>tfw it's too dead to rp, and I'm busy downloading a new vita game
>>8423395
>Slightly suspicious bulge
>>8423400
Oh no anon, you've found out my terrible secret!
>>8423398
Why aren't you doing things with a DS like a good goy
>>8423408
>Maria is actually doin rp, not just lurking.
Am I on drugs?
>>8423408
Who said anything about it being terrible?
>>8423395
>As you tease her the knife goes next to maria's throat
I killed enough things trying to fuck me back home. I'm not adding a little girl to the list, that understood?
>>8423388
You know why I'm here, its more than just cash. Have they been killing people outside these...games so to speak?
>>8423415
Because the games I wanted are on vita. Only ds game I like is Monster Hunter.
>tfw going hollow because the bosses in DS3's DLC are damage sponges
save me from this nightmare HG
>>8423430
How does goin hollow help?
Someone host morning games please
>>8423423
I haven't the slightest idea, it's none of my business and even if it was I still wouldn't give half a fuck.
>>8423427
What games did you get?
>>8423439
Fate/Extella and Berserk
>>8423423
My, my, someone isn't comfortable with the idea of heteromorphs.
>>8423436
Perhaps if I have those tools once more, I have lost them over time.
>>8423433
it doesn't
i'm just going insane because this shit is impossible
>>8423444
>>8423420
No, I am.
>Like literally, a shit ton of medication
>>8423421
Oh that was just me being silly anon-kun~
>>8423423
>Lifts up her hands and acts like a smug little fuck
Alright, alright I won't do anything~
>>8423457
I almost never see you rp though. You usually lurk. O.o
>>8423458
T.newfag
>>8423447
>tfw this Morrocan girl you sat in class with was named Jihad
>>8423464
Nope.
>>8423443
This HG-mainstreamism will be the death of me
>>8423477
Explain.
>>8423458
I used to rp everyday, then I started doing other things and also illness does tend to make me unable to think well enough to do anything.
>>8423477
wanna fug?
>>8423445
>>8423439
Typical.
>>8423445
You have got to be fucking with me!!
>>8423457
I mean it!!
>she takes another smoke trying to calm her temper
>>8423481
>illness
It's finally happening. Being Australian is now classified as a terminal disease. Praise the W.H.O.
>>8423487
I promise ill host today if someone hosts right now.
>>8423492
Nah, it's just the emu blues.
>>8423487
>The lich leaves several skeletons behind just to strike fear in the poor human's heart
>>8423487
Oh I don't doubt you'll do it, but that won't stop me from teasing you still~
>They boop the girl on the nose before taking a step back out of their personal space.
>>8423492
>Nope just various shit affecting me, from flue to pneumonia.
>>8423510
Me by the way
>>8423510
>implying I give a fuck about yhose circle jerkers who just recently discovered fate n berserk.
Although I will thank them for finally getting another berserk game made. That was long overdue.
>>8423507
Plz dont die Maria stay safe.
>>8423519
>I should be fine. Besides if I do not much lost.
>>8423519
I agree with this anon. Please be safe.
>>8423445
https://hgtools.neocities.org/
>>8423525
Thanks, but I may just go to sleep since it's 6 am. Unless you really want me to.
>>8423518
I imagine its a hack and slash like dynasty warriors or something.
>>8423531
It would be much appreciated. If you're too tired, then do not worry.
>>8423510
Gibe me a moment, Suz.
>>8423507
Hey!! L-leave it to that then!
(Hope you get better btw)
>>8423501
>The lich had mistaken the soldier's fear for anger as she soon bolted it, slicing the skeletons in half with both of her razor sharp knives in hand. Intentional or not, this very therapeutic to her and did wonders in cooling her off.
>>8423533
The fate one is so far. Berserk is still downloading. While it will also be a hack n slash, I do not know if it will play like Fate.
>>8423536
Best leave it to chance then.
Odds host
Evens don't
>>8423548
:,^)
>>8423481
Get better soon!
>>8423548
Curse you RNGesus!
>>8423541
Oh so you want to be teased hmm? Oh my~
>>8423552
>>8423541
>I'll be fiiiiiiiiiine
If dubs Kamina ships with me
>>8423560
Either way works out! Yay!
>>8423541
>Watching her work was as satisfying as watching an industrial lathe carve out wooden or metal works of art. Free from imperfections and leaving behind a freshly cut masterpiece.
>>8423544
Anything make it special in terms of gameplay?
>>8423569
Wich one? I'm barely into fate/extella. And I have not looked into berserk's gameplay. Goin purely off my garness for my reason even buying it.
Extella is so far like most. Triangle strong. Square weak. X jump. Etc
>>8423495
(Thanks)
>>8423569
What are YOU staring at suz?
>>8423557
What?! No I dont!!
>>8423586
HOT DAYUM THAT'S A NICE PIECE OF ASS I AM LOOKING AT
>>8423586
>a tentacle flies out of thin air, slapping dat ass.
>there is now a mushroom shaped indent
>>8423586
But you said to leave it at that, so you want to be teased!~
>>8423586
You're looking a little limp-wristed today.
Take notes from this guy-
>>8423590
>>8423581
The one you've had a chance to play, obviously. I guess it'd be Toowoomba early to have a detailed analysis of its nuances. For some reason I was under the assumption you've already played the Fate one beforehand
>>8423624
Sadly no. Had to wait for a memory card. Bought the vita for Extella. Sadly it requires Sony memory cards. Can't get any other sd cards to work. 44 fuckin dollars for a 16gb card...
>>8423637
Holy shit what is the deal with those memory cards anyway? Had the same problem with a psp I picked up at a pawn shop one time. I assumed any kind of sd card would be sufficient but 'fuck that lol'.
>>8423654
It's to help fight breaking the system. Also to charge what they want' for a card only they sell. Even if you copied the cards shape, you need the specially coded format for it to be recognized by the ps vita.
>summons Satan
>>8423666
>>8423673
You got five minutes, Anon. Make them count.
>>8423687
>summons Spawn to slay you
Morning coffee games when
>>8423687
>Has you face fuck me harder then Trump will America.
>>8423695
Really dude? Level one boars? This isn't World Of Warcraft, son.
>>8423687
host
>>8423697
>implying Trump is doing worse to America than Hitlary would have
>>8423701
How do you get boars from Spawn.
>>8423697
>Sighs
Sit down, Anon. Uncle Satan has to tell you something. Donald Trump..you see? I made a deal with Big J and Big G. He would stop sending Jehova's witnesses down my way and I would come up with a scheme to make people pray to His name more.
All things considered, I think I went too far.
>>8423711
They probably thought of demon spawn and not the over powered character Spawn
>>8423711
I am the Prince of Darkness, Anon. I can do whatever evil shit I feel like. Or are you one of these angsty teenagers that only worship me because they are ''sooo against Jesus, God and Christianity''
>>8423714
Yeah. This. Exactly this.
>>8423702
>Would if I could.
>>8423714
He wasn't THAT overpowered! He only had morphing skin, controlable chains, deadpool tier regenerating, unlimited amount of guns, a bitchin cape he could turn into harder than steel armor, green laser eyes, plotkai, bein the only black guy in tv to not he killed when they die...
Holy shit, he is!
>>8423696
Morning coffee for me when
>>8423732
He also looks badass.
>>8423741
When you brew it.
>>8423747
Eh, I think I could take him.
If dubs Maria ERP's
>>8423774
Again, really?
>>8423774
>trying to make Maria ERP
>keep missing gets
Herro Adachi!
>>8423624
>>8423590
>>8423601
The three of you calm down before I lose it-
>>8423599
>tentacles
>Helevu snaps from being spanked, flying into a mad frenzy, slicing and hacking the tentacle into thinner pieces then you'd find in a sushi bar. The PTSD soldier shouts "DIE!" So much during the whole thing you'd think she was a reaper fan.
>>8423788
>Maria gets the dubs
Does this mean she erps with herself? OwO
I was forced into shitposting at a young age
>>8423799
>Grabs onto the psychotic woman's hand as they've lost control and too onto her chin, making Helevu's hate filled gaze directly into the succubi's eyes to which glowed purple and forced their body to become numbs and limp.
You need to calm down before someone ends up hurting you.
>>8423801
Uh... I don't know?
>>8423799
>the tentacles start to regrow as they retreat back into the darkness.
>as they retreat, a voice can be heard;
You may have sashimi'd my linguine, but I shallows return! Thicker! Stronger! Faster than anything thrusts upon you before!
>tfw you hear bird chirping that sounds like glitch
>>8423821
I wouldn't worry about it, Mr Anon
>>8423813
Too...tired. Grim reaper needs her
>she yawns from a placebo'd exhaustion
Rest.
>only to collapse, holding her knives close like they were a stuffed animal.
>>8423839
>Picks the girl up and places her down onto a couch, moving the blades slightly so she doesn't cut herself in their sleep like some edgy teenager.
Okay now... What was that grim reaper she was going on about? Guess I should ask her friend.
>>8423839
>And I just recognized what the full image of that crop is... Kinky.
>>8423858
Oooh, can I see?
>>8423858
>see your thumbnail
>think she's holding some fucky gun
>it's a fuckin camera
>>8423867
>You like /d/ stuff?
>>8423875
Good job anon-kun~
test
>>8423880
... Bitch!
>>8423888
>>8423858
>>8423867
>yeah almost all the porn of her involves tentacle rape in some form of fashion. Hence the meltdown.
>>8423896
>thanks... Now I feel bad about bein Mara!
>>8423883
Now why am I a bitch?~
>>8423896
>And that is why she seemed familiar to me...
>>8423911
Trickin meet like that...
>>8423900
Dont that was hilerious
>>8423912
Oh I can't help it if your simple mind was so easy to toy with!
>>8423922
>simple mind
Bitch! My mind's so complicated right now I'm hearing colors!
>>8423927
Hearing colours? Why aren't you tasting them mister, that's so much better!
>>8423934
2/10 would punch in the face
>>8423935
>not hatefucking
>>8423935
Aww, only two? I'm a little saddened from that...
>>8423880
I regularly browse /d/...
>>8423950
>t lf
>>8423945
Humph, what makes you think I would make it sexual?!
>The little succubus pouts as she stares at the anon
Just because I would...
>>8423950
L-lewd...
>>8423934
God you're so fucking hot
>>8423953
>/d/
>not /hm/
>>8423939
I'm not a disgusting pedophile kys.
BOO!
>>8423967
>kissu
>>8423959
We need to gang bang Maria like right now
>>8423969
H-hey! I am spooky, be spooked!
>>8423974
Only Youmu gets spooped by spoopy things.
>>8423959
>Pulls out her phone and calls someone up
Yep, I've got another one here.
>>8423967
>Pushes the girl over, pulls her panties off and places it onto their head.
Boo.
>>8423974
It was more of cute than spook, but i'll try
>tries his best to look spooked, but fails
>>8423977
nice godmod rp aussa
>>8423977
>boops nose
>>8423976
Everyone gets spooked!
>>8423977
Eh?!
>she curls up in a spooked ball
>>8423978
Haha! You are spooked!
>>8423977
Wait, your head? Or touwhore's head?
>>8423977
We'll bang later, okay?
BUTTERFLY IN THE SKYYYY!
I CAN GO TWICE AS HIIIIGH
>>8423986
>calling Maria, Aussa.
That's like calling Suika out as Hoshi...
>>8423987
>Looks surprised for a moment before lightly nipping the finger followed by a giggle.
>>8423988
>She crouches down and begin to pet the girl's head.
Aww, was I too harsh?
>>8423989
Hers!
>Yeah I phrased that one poorly...
>>8423991
No deal.
>>8423956
So you're not gonna share? :(
>>8424003
that's adorable.
>>8424003
>giggle jiggle
The main thing that jiggles is missing though!
>says that while staring at your flatness
>>8424003
N-no I'm fine, I wasn't spooked!
>she gets up, holding down her dress incase the wind decides to pull her dress up so the world can see her privates
I-I wasn't spooked at all!
>>8424007
>Boop
>>8423967
AH!
>>8424013
Oooh that one.
I know that one, though I didn't recognize it.
Small world.
>>8424013
That monster looks familiar. Hmm...
>>8424017
Gah! Y-y- I mean! I spooked you!
>>8424009
Aww thank you Anon-kun~
>>8424011
H-hey there is jiggle!
>She lightly grasp onto her chest
Just a little bit...
>>8424012
Hm, I think you might have been.
>Begins to whistle nonchalantly while walking around before flipping up the back of her skirt.
>>8424024
>I recognize ahaego's quite often.
>>8424027
>That is cute... Very cute.
>>8424035
>I recognize ahaego's quite often.
I KNOW THAT BULGE!!!
>>8424035
>smoochu
>>8424039
I recognize that gay blowjob! It had a bear in it! Post the origional!
>>8424035
>she yelps and slams her hand down on the dress to the back, but not before anyone can see her firm tiny butt
H-hey!
>both of her hands are occupied, so there's no hope for her to pu her panties back on
>>8424039
>That too.
>>8424044
>Lets out a small giggle before planting a soft smooch onto the anon's cheek.
>>8424056
Okay I'll stop, I'll stop. Even if I do enjoy seeing you blush~
Perverts, anons, and ghosts! Oh my! No no, that feels a little forced.. Good morning should be fine enough followed by a "I hope everyone has a good day!", yeah.. Something like that..
>>8424067
you're so cute when you laugh <3
>>8424070
And a lovely go fuck yourself to you too.
>>8424067
Y-you better...
>she was as red as a tomato at this point, letting her hands go of the dress as she pulls the panties off her head, slowly bending over and putting them on
>>8424083
>Sprays with water
>>8424081
Was it something I was going to say?
>>8424070
Bo- oh nice hair!
>>8424070
Well hello to you as well meanie!
>Reluctantly waves towards them.
>>8424080
And you're so creepy when you hide your face and talk to a poor defenceless little girl~
>>8424083
So what was your name cutie? Don't think I know it.
>>8424093
HECK u
>>8424083
I'm the wind! Whoosh!
>the purple skinned, kife eared kid runs by. The resulting wind causes your skirt to fly up while you're trying to put your panties back on.
>>8424093
>filename
Is it rape if I want them to?
>>8424093
don't say that :(
>>8424083
Gee, not two but FOUR bitchin' tits?
>>8424096
Anon please, control your urges!
>>8424097
Now now kiddies, leave the poor girl alone until after she's got her panties fully on.
>>8424102
You're not saying no so it wouldn't be rape~
>>8424103
B-but I just did!
>>8424086
>she gets wet while putting on her panties, the skirt sticking into her butt makes it a bit harder for her to put on he->>8424097 well now the skirt flies up to reveal her bended over form, then she pulls up her panties up to wear them, giving herself a slight wedgie with the urgency
>>8424093
I am Tatara Kogasa! The spookiest ghost!
>>8424108
Huh?
>>8424108
Sanae x Kogasa ERP when?
We have both of them
>>8424070
You got something against me?
>>8424113
oh right
carry on then
>>8424091
Bo- Oh? Bow? Hmm.. But thank you very much, it's one my outstanding features and you have very nice hair yourself.
>>8424093
Did I say something wrong? How has this morning been treating you Maria?
>Return the wave with his own over energetic one.
>>8424113
I would be saying yes.
A lot.
Probably some moaning, too.
>>8424116
Cirno hates sexualizing 2hu
>>8424128
RP Rape.
>>8424029
You sure did! Scared me half to death! Never do that again!
>>8424117
I think I might have listed you twice in that, haha, but I've never had anything against little bro Tsunkine!
>>8424132
Emilia is pregnant. You're the father.
>tfw want to RP but don't feel like getting out of bed
>>8424115
Kagasa hm? And I wouldn't call you spooky you silly cutie~
>Boops the touhou's nose
>>8424122
I will be doing that.
>>8424123
Straight up calling your little imouto a pervert! Tat was really mean Kaito-san..
>Brings a hand up to her eye and rubs it slowly as they made sniffling noises
>>8424126
But that would imply you could get your voice past the tentacle in your mouth as more then muffled noise!
>Memes
>>8424140
WHAT THE FRICK!?
>>8424145
>hugs from behind
>>8424145
Well, I would think it, then.
The moaning can still happen though.
>>8424128
Cirno's not here though...
>>8424135
You listed me once as ghost, stupid.
>>8424123
Thanks, but my hair is spooky
>>8424132
Sure I won't ever do it again!
>she lied
>>8424145
>she squirms a bit from the boop
I-I am spooky!
>>8424157
Cirno is Sanae
>>8424149
Time to pay alimony, boyo.
>>8424162
I only see the multi eye color tuhu. Sanae isn't here
>>8424142
Come on lazybones, I'll RP suck your dick
>>8424161
>he relaxes, thinking she won't spook him again
>>8424172
nasty ass ho get the fuck out of here
>>8424151
Wh-what... Who is this!?
>>8424153
That it would. And only cause vibrations to run into the tentacle only arousing it more~
>>8424161
Nope, not spooky at all, just cute!
>>8424166
But I'm a shut-in. We don't make or have any money.
>>8424157
>I'm here, kinda.
>>8424178
Oh damn, you're getting me all hot and bothered here...
>fans air with hand
>>8424178
this is papa johns
>>8424174
BOO!
>>8424178
I-I am spooky... not cute...
>>8424183
>floats behind the Cirno for the chance to spook them
>>8424145
I was more referring to the people showing that smut.. B-but don't cry! I don't think my heart can take that much..
>He takes an end of his scarf and goes to wipe her face with it.
O-okay okay, I'm sorry..
>>8424159
Haha, can't even joke with you sometimes~ Was I as serious as you when I was kid..?
>>8424161
But is blue really a spooky color? Oh, your eyes are kind of spooky!
>>8424180
You could always sell your body to science.
>>8424189
BWAAAAH!
>he's booked again, and reacts by hitting her
>>8424193
What do you mean by that?
HG Dating Sim when?
>>8424190
What joke? What could you have possibly meant by two things on that list? I don't get it. It just seems dumb.
>>8424198
Fuck no
>>8424183
Damn it! We can't lewd the tuhu if you're kinda here!
>>8424185
Wow you really are quite the pervert. Wanting to feel your insides be invaded by slick thick muscles that continuously push deeper in as they hold you in the air allowing no chance for a struggle.
>>8424187
Hi papa!
>She turns around and hugs the papa.
>>8424189
>Holds a mirror up
Cute!
>>8424190
>The girl now jumps up an wraps her arms around Kaito tightly, planting a big smooch right onto his cheek.
You're so easy to manipulate, you know that right?~
I was informed there was perversion and spooks going on in here?
>>8424197
You ability to respawn, man! Think how much cash you could earn.
>>8424189
>did ya read the manga
>>8424208
>I'm always kinda here.
>>8424213
Nope. No spoopable tuhu's here!
>>8424210
now that's a good pizza ;)
>>8424213
What perversion? I only see spooks, moron.
>>8424210
Ohh baby, you know me so well.
Inside and out! *snerk*
>>8424213
lol never mind I'll stay in bed
>>8424190
Yeah the spookiest!
>>8424197
>she gets knocked out
>>8424210
>she gets startled by her own reflection
Wh-
>she soon realizes it's her
O-oh see! I am spooky!
>>8424213
BOO!
>>8424218
>floats away because she didn't read the manga
>>8424214
Oh. I thought you meant selling my body on the street. That'd be pretty weird, right?
>>8424220
I smell lies.
>>8424222
Well, you're here for starters.
>>8424225
Is it a haunted bed?
>>8424226
HAH, classic! Never gets old.
>>8424221
Wh-whaaaa? I'm confused now...
>>8424223
But I don't! The tentacle would though.
>>8424226
No you're just easily spooked. For example this would spook you.
>Quickly presses her lips against the girls for a moment and pulls off.
>>8424226
>bends down and touches her butt
>>8424237
Yeah well, that's probably for the best.
Your horns would probably hurt a lot.
But you'll at least watch, won't you?
>>8424233
>a blessed arrow strikes the ground below you.
>on it is a talisman witj the words "pass on already!" repeated all over it
>>8424199
Ah, it's probably because you're not old enough, I'll let you know in a couple of years. But it's really nice to see the Tsun is strong this morning.
>>8424210
>He stumbles back a bit after jumping from the surprise, he falls over backwards and hits the ground hard, of course she falls with him.
If I could feel that.. I'd probably say ow.. And of course I'm easy to manipulate, I'm made by people to serve people, you should know that by now..
>>8424226
I wouldn't say th-... Actually yes! Yes, they're the spookiest!
>>8424245
>reads the note
Two things. One, I'm not that kind of ghost. Two, your aim sucks.
>>8424233
You're not spooked? Oh wait you must be a ghost too!
>>8424237
>she looks shocked and steps back a bit, rubbing her lips from the kiss
T-that was a fluke!
>>8424238
>her booty is touched whileshe is knocked out
>>8424248
Finally someone that can see the truth!
>>8424237
uhmm
pepperoni
>>8424262
Waddyamean, too?
No offense girl, but you don't look very ghostly.
>>8424248
I'M OLD ENOUGH STUPID! I'm older than I look! What is it! Tell me!
>>8424233
What's that supposed to mean? Yeah, I'm a ghost, what of it?
>>8424244
Well of course I would be! Can't let an opportunity for free high definition tentacle porn pass me by~
>>8424248
Well I do know that onii-chan~
>The little succubus giggles upon calling him brother
But you should be careful what you say, made to serve people? Best say in what way or you'll be taken advantage of!
>>8424262
>They simply roll their eyes in reaction
No you're just easy to spook dummy.
>>8424263
Salami!
>>8424262
>lifts up skirt and kisses her tum
>>8424281
sausage
>>8424281
Nice. Tentacles are great and stuff, but they're not big on the optic.
You on the other hand...
>>8424282
>Throws brick
>Points to sign that says '' No tum kissing by protags''
>Drags away to MC prison
>>8424276
And a pervert.
>>8424262
The only reason why I'm not running for the hills is because I know it wouldn't do anything, your spookiness would linger.
>>8424276
Older than you look? Oh! You're actually over 21? But if you really wanna know.. I was making a joke and calling you a pervert.
>>8424281
I have to be specific..?
>He pauses for a moment and looks upward.
.. I don't get it, I've done lots of things for people, I even cleaned out gutters and walked the dogs of some of the people I work for.
>>8424273
>she floats up to the ghost's level
I am a ghost! Don't you see?
>>8424281
N-no I don't!
>>8424282
>her tummy is kissed
*gulps*
Want some?
>>8424293
>gets dragged away to MC jail
YO-YOU CAN'T DO THIS! I HAVE RIGHTS, DAMMIT!
>>8424260
>a volley of arrows land at the ground infront of you.
>they make out a hand flipping you the bird.
>>8424282
wow what a gay ass tard
why do you even like navels you stupid cunt
jeeeeeeez
>>8424299
I'm not! Are you some kind of idiot!?
>>8424300
Baaaaaka! How could that even be possible?
>>8424300
Yeah! You really do get it, no place is safe to hide from the spooks
>>8424308
>Takes his place as MC while he's gone.
>>8424303
I don't drink jizz after 5 am. Not kosher.
>LF
>>8424301
Huh, neat. Corporeal yet floaty. You got the lucky draw, didn't you?
But can you float through objects?
>dips into the ground and comes back up
>>8424309
>Laughs
Nice, but your aim sucks even more than I thought!
>>8424314
Don't make me smack you with my tongue!
>>8424287
Twiggy.
>>8424292
Well there is a body most tentacle come from so there might be a cute girl with tentacles to use on you, or maybe a pet as well? And don't push your luck trying to compliment me~
>>8424300
And before you know it someone will be using you as a sex doll! Because to serve someone can fall into doing many things Kaito-sama~
>>8424301
Yes you do!
>>8424303
No thanks, I have my own.
>>8424324
oscar meyer
>>8424324
Why not, what's going to happen if I do compliment you, cute stuff?
>>8424321
>a sword goes flying right through you
>the dork forgot to have it blessed, doing 0 damage
>>8424321
>she digs into the floor and puts her self in the hole she made
There!
>>8424324
No I don't! I can spook you too!
>she pounces on the succubus and delivers a long kiss onto her lips
>>8424321
Eww! That's disgusting! And you call me the pervert!