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Sexy Inanimate Objects Edition
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First for best Gem
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>>8420894
>master1200
bolt2strike here, just letting everyone know that I want to bang my mom and to check out my discord server!!!
Gems should watch daytime television
Whats in there???
>>8420921
lapidirtfags should kill themselves
>>8420921
Weeb Jasper is best Jasper
>>8420942
An extra set of limb enhancers.
>>8420942
Mommy?
>>8420954
what a manface
>>8420921
Gems should get a fucking job
>>8420944
>>8420976
>>8420974
What is up with that image quality?
>>8420984
>>8421005
Je suis australi++CARRIER LOST++
>>8421018
>>8420919
post links
>>8420949
She's so lovely
>>8420976
>bottom left panel
fuck everything
I hope all you diaperfags die in a fire
>>8421060
THEY HAVE BEEN SUMMONED
>>8420894
Is this a chart of Pearl's likability?
I want my tusk inside of Pearl's mollusc
>>8421028
>>8421167
>>8421042
That's BlackMambo for ya
>>8421180
>>8421209
Pearlven
>>8421118
imma nut to this
>>8421228
How do I get a girlfriend like Blue Diamond /sug/?
>>8421238
>>8421382
>>8421389
>>8421234
imma nut to u
>>8421455
for real?
>>8421417
>>8421231
>>8421478
I'd turn EVERYTHING red
>>8421504
>>8421550
>>8421558
>>8421478
sure why not? do you have any pics of yourself?
>>8421572
That's all the weeb/nerdy Jasper for now
>>8421647
bis>straights>gays
>>8421627
Weeb Jasper?
>>8421673
Literally no-one wants the fucking bisexuals
Gays think they're in denial about being homos and straights think they'll give them all the AIDS
>>8421694
>>8421708
>>8421516
>>8421730
>>8421702
Sure, homie. Keep telling yourself that.
I'll just be covered in bitches and studs over here.
>>8421743
>>8421757
>>8421781
>>8421788
>>8421694
Yeah Weeb Jasper. A couple years ago I thought it'd be funny if Jasper turned out to be a closet weeb if she ended up staying on Earth. So I requested it a few times.
>>8421819
>>8421828
>>8421848
>>8421863
>>8421872
>>8421881
>>8421899
>>8421918
Ahh thank you for the contribution!
>>8421918
>>8421957
>>8421626
I thought you just meant to the idea of an anon jerking it to that picture
Jasper and Steven should have a romantic relationship
>>8422139
No.
>>8422155
Yes.
>>8421367
I'm way too high for this shit, man, I'm about to have so many nightmares why would you post that
It's like cookie monster and raw fear fucked
>>8422166
No.
>>8422180
Yes.
>>8422101
i can do that too. but post nudes
Who remembers Scraps?
It's sad there's so little Jaspeven
>>8422155
>>8422180
You're right, their relationship should be more mother/son-like and be based around nurturing and milk rather than romance.
>>8422291
Jaspeven is cute
>>8422292
Steven already has many romantic mother/son-like relationships, he can afford one more.
>>8422304
>>8413499
kill yourself
>>8422407
Kill yourself.
>>8422387
>>8422432
>>8420894
kill yourself
>>8422432
>>8422466
>>8422475
1/10
>>8422485
2/10
>>8422477
>>8422493
3/10
>>8420974
kill yourself retard
>>8422499
4/10
>>8422505
5/10
>>8422510
6/10
>>8421167
kill yourself
>>8422517
7/10
>>8422536
8/10
>>8422548
9/10
>>8422562
10/10
>>8421819
kill yourself
>>8422475
>>8421848
kill yourself
>>8422623
>>8422500
>kysed by the tumblr indexer
now my life is complete and I truly can kms
>>8421918
kill yourself
>>8422623
>>8422292
kill yourself
>>8422672
>>8422679
>>8422688
kill yourself
>>8422688
>>8422701
Remember that one time Jasper said Steven's name through her half of Malachite?
>>8422726
Yes
>>8422716
>>8422737
1/4
>>8422755
2/4
>>8422762
3/4
>>8422768
4/4
>>8422768
Imma nutting to this
>>8422726
That and Jasper saving Steven and Connie from the gem monsters in Gem Hunt will be all the shipping fuel Jaspevenfags will ever get.
>>8422737
>>8422835
>>8422859
>>8422875
Aw fuck, I really liked Lion Lickers too.
Jasper x Steven is cute. CUTE.
>>8422875
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1RMQdownew
Anything interesting in here?
>>8422929
watch it and find out dumbass
>>8422918
>>8421702
This is true, every "Bi" Ive known has wanted to put their cock in another man. They all want cute boys as well.
>>8422973
Would Jasper enjoy MMA?
>>8414096
kill yourself
>>8420894
my lame translation is:
'for all'
^
'wow< >'cute'
v
'drugs'(?)
anyone here actually know japanese?
>>8414203
kill yourself
Here's a great plan. Chain Lapis somewhere remote and every week go down with recorded footage of Steven frantically searching for her and ending up sad because she "left" without a trace.
>>8420919
What's with all the faggy discord drama in these threads lately?
>>8423183
It's just brad samefagging himself and any reply to his posts to death.
I wish I had my own Steven Quartz Universe.
>>8423195
kill yourself retard
>>8423195
>Homeworld release a team of Rose Quartz
>They're all sent to Earth to kill the CG
>Being Rose Quartz, yhey don't do that, and are actually really kind.
>There is "some" friction at first, but Steven does a song and dance about how they're his aunties and Rose's sisters.
>The Rose Quartz absolutely adore Steven, being Zoo keepers.
>He is one of them, and a human at heart.
>Like living catnip for the RQ.
>They like him so much, they abduct him and formally degree him to be the baby brother "nephew" of their group.
Love you /sug/.
Is Sapphire, Dio Brando?
>>8423245
She CAN strip any gem naked and ride their cock in the span of 10 seconds, so possibly?
>>8423195
What would you do with your own Steven?
>>8423279
I'd love him, and hug him and get him pizza when he wanted. And we'd go on adventurs together.
>>8423094
What the fuck is this?
What would you do if Lauren Zuke pushed you against a wall called you a filthy penis weilder and put her hands in your trousers feeling you up.
>>8423365
>>8423378
Punch her and run away.
>>8423378
I don't have a dick. What are they looking for?
>>8423410
A dick.
Why is Steven such a whore?
>>8423453
He got it from his parents.
>>8423260
What a shitty fucking thread.
the hiatus never ends
>>8423827
But at least we got a lot more "new" seasons this way, right?
>>8420942
We'll never find out because the writers will forget it exists
>>8420846
Always right.
>>8423167
>chain lapis
lel good luck
>>8420942
The plot.
>>8423796
>indexer and jascuck spam
What'd you expect
Good morning /sug/, hope you have a great day today! Remember, the hiatus can't last forever!
>>8423074
You're not technically wrong here, but the bottom point in this case is more like "therapeutic" than anything.
>>8420894
Why is this font in particular used a lot in Japan for English text?
>>8423167
literally how anon? What do you think your blood is?
>>8423378
I'd marvel at her ability to teleport and probably befriend her to make use of her skill. It's the Steven way.
>>8416629
kill yourself
>>8416684
kill yourself
>>8417219
kill yourself
Anyone have that pic of Sapphy grabbing Holly's butt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcT7L-0zwDw
What do you think it is?
>>8424228
Garbage, as usual
>>8424228
>you won't believe your EYES
>that emphasis
What did Gardoon Nehtwerk mean by this?
>>8424228
>APRIL FOOLS!
>It's the end of season 4 and entirety of season 5.
Oh what a shitstorm it would be.
I woke up extremely excited about Jasper. This is a real character... wow... I reallly like this one
>>8424283
i know right
>>8424275
And they would do it, too. I am fully expecting the next bomb to leak at least two weeks early after it's announced.
>>8417556
kill yourself
>>8423410
L O N D O N
>>8424228
I'm going to kill myself. Cartoon network can't plan shit.
Just like perfection.
>>8424773
kill yourself
>>8424773
>>8424786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHrxgFNnN8
>>8424800
https://youtu.be/2dbR2JZmlWo
>>8419085
kill yourself
>>8422633
Who is this artist and why does she/he want to fuck Steven so badly?
>>8423453
Stevens ultimate power will be when he becomes bara Steven and can make any gem and human female instantly fall in love with him.
>>8419262
kill yourself
>there are no one-off characters
>we've seen Skinny and Carnelian only once
>both were voiced by Kimberly Brooks
Jasper's VA is guaranteed coming back to the studio sometime if she hasn't already since then
Unless they make an unvoiced cameo, that is...
>>8425210
Kill yourself, you fucking stupid barafag
>>8419262
>>8425234
did not upload for whatever fucking reason
>>8425272
Thank you for using two replies on this very high quality and crucial image, the quality of this thread has been drastically improved thanks to your herculean efforts.
>>8425325
Here's a fourth one, why not
>>8419620
kill yourself
>>8419788
kill yourself
>>8425376
>>8425406
>>8425272
>>8425066
Do you ever calm down.
>>8425448
He's autistic, so the answer is 'no.'
>>8425448
why would you think I'm agitated?
Guys, hear me out:
Pearl
>>8425588
Ah, I see we're listing things that are shit. I'll go next:
Lapis
If you can correctly guess who made this comic, you will earn 5 sugarcubes.
>>8425594
Rebecca Sugar, now give me some sugar, sug.
>>8425619
CONGRATULATIONS!!! GOOD JOB ANON!!!!
>>8425677
This is the last page I will post for now. If /co/ anons want to see the rest, I will post the rest of the first comic next thread.
Reminder that this is what a burgeoning pedophile looks like and what starts out as wanting to fuck your mom will always end up with you Jacking off to a little boy being raped by an adult
>>8425986
Hey it's only a cartoon right? Little boy peckers must be so exciting to suck on i guess
>>8426003
Just kill yourself, this cancer was never funny. You're just desperate to be relevant again so you bring up people who aren't even here anymore.
>>8425195
Vallycuts.
http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=18519371
>>8426019
You could just try not having a taste for little boy dick and not talking to kids on a discord or lying about being 17 when you're 24 woskis.
>>8426023
>http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?id=18519371
Reminder that bolt wants to fuck his mom now because of the shota woskis shared with him but soon he'll just want to stop self shipping as the little boy and just want to fuck the little boy while self shipping as the gem who is doing the raping
rest in peace negascribble
>>8426150
I don't know if it was deactivated or deleted, which is pretty interesting
Guess we gotta wait for scribble to come around and tell us wat happun
>>8420562
kill yourself
>>8426180
Maybe he got tired of all the solicitations to make child porn
>>8426202
oh hey, fuck off para2 guy, long time no read
>>8420831
kill yourself
ooga booga where are the blue feet at
>>8426296
Y6 is upset that the feet are blue.
Leaks in combination with SOS ruined the SU fandom
>>8426359
The show being shit lately ruined SU.
>>8426296
haha
>>8426359
the promise of something interesting happening in the show followed by mountains of filler and annoying human characters ruined SU
>Blue Diamond will never join the Crystal Gems
>There will never be a scene with her attempting to seduce Greg by offering him Blue Pearl only for him to pull the whole Pearls are People Too thing
>There will never be a scene in which he polishes her Diamond using an industrial grade waxing machine back at the car wash
http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/158934172734/wh
Zuke's at it again.
>>8426603
>Get fired
>Radio silence on SU for months
>Comes out confessing pushing Lapidot
>Confirms she's not working on SU anymore
>Now this
What's her endgame?
>>8426632
Trying as hard as possible to stay in the spotlight now that her career in animation is effectively over.
>>8426632
I have no idea but I hope she makes it somewhere, somehow.
>>8426667
Zukefags get out.
connie is so adorable
http://rule34-data-003.paheal.net/_images/8f2d7d139726e890f35da333e885692b/2143592%20-%20steven.jpg
Bolt2Strike here, once again asking everyone to please pay attention to me!!!!!!!! Look at my pearl wall! Isn't it quirky and fun? I'm a fun loving guy.
Also I miss Abby so much and regret turning her down. If someone sees Abby please tell her I'd be willing to take her in as a side piece so long as my envious and controlling mother does not find out.
>>8426685
not even. But if she's happy and busy then she's somebody else's problem for good
>>8426689
please explain this dialogue to me
>>8426707
I suppose, just feels like she should get some "karmic retribution" for hurting the show so much, that's a pretty immature concept though.
>>8426603
>Notes rising in hundreds by the minute
She has drawn ton of Lapis and Peridot pics before. But is this her first time drawing them in some kind of "romantic" situation?
>>8426724
Uh well it's the most explicitly shippy one, I mean yeah we know she ships it, she hardly hides it but I doubt she'd do something like this if she hadn't already gotten fired.
>>8426719
I wouldn't call it immature, but I know what you mean. Basically that concept boils down to the question of what is and isn't justice. Which is a pretty old chestnut
>>8426696
Imagine being so childish and butthurt that you continue talking about somebody months after they're long gone. Only you don't have to imagine that, Brad.
>>8426809
>>8426603
>>8426632
>squeezing as much as she can out of her ship before it is uprooted from the earth and incinerated, slowing production of the fan content she indulges in
That's her endgame, where her priorities have always lain. I don't even care anymore, the credits will be cleansed of her name soon enough. Her consistent lack of effort in everything as of late is actually somewhat concerning
>>8426836
Are you two gonna fuck or what? You could cut the sexual tension with a knife.
>>8426870
>Her consistent lack of effort in everything as of late is actually somewhat concerning
This, I can't remember the last time she drew an even remotely serious sketch. It's all just quick doodles now, even her art in the show notably declined.
>>8426836
>long gone
then who's this responding?
not brad btw who's brad? I'm woskis and I'm a danger to children
>>8426969
>not brad btw who's brad?
It helps if you don't repeat the same stale sealioning routine you had before.
>>8426603
God, her art is so shit.
>>8427004
whats sealioning im just a big fat retarded swede who goes by the name woskis I dont know what your big words mean all I understand in life is little boy dick
t. Woskis
>>8427042
Keep shitposting and roleplaying as a pedophile nonstop and you'll warp yourself
>>8427042
I'm done replying to you now, Brad. Maybe you'll grow up one day, but I doubt it.
>>8420846
Oh oh
>>8427103
I already posted the link you vapid slut.
>>8426603
Did she just draw herself getting kissed by peridot
what the actual FUCK zuke
>>8427141
Retard
>>8426757
what i wonder is why she hasnt done this before
we know she has been fired for a while now
Hi /sug/
What direction should I take in life and what is my general level of intelligence?
>>8426603
Christ just post the lapidot porn if you really want to zuke
>100 dogs
lapis confirmed to make up with jasper and have lots of dogs kids with her including pupkin
>>8427160
>What direction should I take in life
Suicide
>what is my general level of intelligence
Poor
>>8427160
Start your journey to transform into a feminine hygiene pad
>>8427165
>jascucks
>>8427160
It's your life, mate.You are the master of your own destiny. As for your intelligence, I do not have enough data to properly measure your level.
>>8424160
Bless.
goodnight
>>8427192
Die in your sleep, cancer shipper.
>>8426707
I think she's on a different job in some department of animation somewhere now, she mentioned on her stream like a month ago that she worked in a cubicle. Maybe she works on TTG to spite Sugar.
>>8427176
as if
>>8427168
kill yourself already woskis
t. Bolt
>>8427192
Goodnight sweet anon
>>8427192
Have a nice night guy
>>8427236
Have a short life, fag.
what does MG think about pearl's penis?
>>8427289
kys
28 Gems Later?
Y'all some angry niggas.
>>8427304
Is that a parody of that mediocre infected zombie movie that got an even lamer sequel?
>>8427289
Steven does.
>>8427355
kys
>>8427204
now let's just hope she ends up content with that.
>>8427165
100 dogs all barking in a room sounds better than one image of Zuke's fantasy fuel, honestly.
>>8427316
It's mostly two faggots with too much time on their hands.
>>8427355
Rose's son isn't for sexual
>>8427289
>18 inches
I don't think that crackwhore can count that high
>>8427382
It's literally one of the reasons she made him in the first place
>>8427382
Objectively wrong.
>>8427381
I have to much time on my hands you don't see me gaining autism. Well you kinda do.
>>8426603
Zuke continues to draw fanart of the ship she tried to push into the show she got fired from? I she just trying to piss her abusive narcissistic boss off?
>>8427411
It still amazes me that somebody could have their head shoved this far up their own ass.
Is Greg going to give the dick to Blue Diamond? Would Rose have been happy?
>>8426603
Whatever happens must not be a big deal, if it's just confirmed platonic I'll laugh. I wonder if she regrets quitting a good job over dumb shit.
I wonder will Blue Diamond notice greg is gone from the zoo?
>>8427499
I'd love to see them meet again, BD reacting with something along the lines of "wait, do I know you?", ultimately forcing the CGs to blow their cover.
>>8427499
Humans die so frequently, it is for the better that Greg isn't remembered by Blue, he has his loving son to look after.
If she does wonder where he went bu an off chance and Holly Blue spills the beans.
Greg will be on the Gem most wanted list.
i got forced to quit my job today, how is your day going /sug?
>>8427524
How did that happen
>>8427516
given greg is probably the only human blue diamond has had a conversation with I kind of feel she'd notice if he was gone from the zoo
>>8427155
because she's an attention-whore who needs her retarded fags on Tumblr's validation to make herself feel better about herself, and she knows she'll get more from posting Steven Universe art instead of comics about her boring NEET life because people only know who she is thanks to Steven Universe
>>8427550
She probably never even looks into the zoo.
>>8427524
That sucks, anon. What did you do?
>>8427533
>>8427570
i passed out whilst holding a fuckhuge bowl full of warm cream cheese icing. When i woke up, i was on the floor and my station looked like the aftermath of an anime bukkake orgy. it's a small business, so we really couldn't afford any losses. boss told me he had it with me and that i either quit or get fired. I think he was in a bad mood and i might get called tomorrow but still, i'm the least experienced cook in there, so i'll probably be easily replaced
I wonder if because of the language barrier and information that simply isn't transferred over (even besides the private blog stuff that most English SU fans don't know about), the Asian fans think Lapidot is literally canon because of Zuke's antics
For one, I'm sure it's easy to misuderstand Zuke's "intent" post (the one where she talks about Amedot too) if English isn't your first language. Hell, it's not even that clear in the first place ("I can't speak for anybody else!), and all of the implications such a post has - like a lack of communication among crew members is suggested
I'm sure this makes Lauren very giddy, more fanart for her
>>8427562
true, but what if greg is the reason she decides to go to the zoo for the first time ya know? Either way though they're clearly going back to earth at some point and the might see greg
>>8427552
Did she start the trend for Lapisfags to start being retarded suicidal attentionwhores?
>>8427677
>implying it's only asians
Most normies think Lapidot is confirmed canon
>>8427681
Hey I've been doing that since before Zuke was a thing.
I despise myself.
>>8427677
It would be almost impossible for anyone who doesn't know english to know about her private blog, and you can't expect them to keep up with the crewniverse tumblr blogs or more informed parts of the fandom if they don't know english either
>>8427703
Then pull the trigger.
>>8427680
>go to the zoo for the first time
It didn't sound like that was the case at all.
Why does Zuke have to be the way she is?
>>8427677
I want to add to my own post, for example, some big (Asian) artists thought Lion 4 was still supposed to air and were confused when it didn't. Point being, Asian fans don't get all the facts all the time
>>8427691
Imagine how confused non-English speakers must be on top of this
>>8427704
I know, besides the private blog. Misunderstanding Zuke's public post that went into Amedot/Lapidot in particular is what I meant
>>8427721
Because she has terminal shit taste, just like all lapidirts.
>>8427721
Because she's a retarded Lapisfag
>>8427703
why?
>>8427721
She's mentally ill. Legit fucked in the head and given a job she clearly wasn't ready to handle.
Then she projected all her fuckery on two characters while having no grasp on how to write them or their interaction.
>>8427721
This is what happens when a NEET becomes too powerful
How long till Zuke starts posting spoilers?
>>8427810
Only if she seriously wants to kill herself or something. I'm sure she's still under an NDA and would get sued up the ass if she broke it.
>>8427810
5 femtoseconds
>>8427810
Peridot will die as a metaphor for Zuke getting fired.
>>8427810
Once the uprooting airs, her will to live will symbolically be revealed to be destroyed for all to see, too.
I'm actually really concerned about Zuke. She put too much of herself in this ship. She needs to move on.
>>8427868
Shipping runs deep, you can never escape it
>>8427721
when fat entitled bitches are introduced to tumblr they magically get engrossed in fandom and sjw culture and start becoming disillusioned with the real world while feeling the need to make everything about themselves being gay/trans/nonbinary/etc because they don't know any other way to be unique or special
>>8427842
>air
She's gonna stream her suicide?
>>8427842
Will we be able to hear Zuke's screams as THE UPROOTING is aired for the first time?
>>8427868
She made it seem like her life was centered around it on her private blog
>>8427898
Hello /r9k/
>>8427901
Yes please.
>>8427878
>Shipping runs deep
I hate how much I like shipping
>>8427922
You asked what was wrong with Zuke, and that is your answer. She's a retarded woman-child who thinks the popular ideologies spread around by other retarded women-children on Tumblr are what the rest of the world should conform to
>>8427971
>I'm sorry, lapis
>I'm sorry, all my adoring fans
>I tried
>>8427971
Oh shit, you're probably right. She'll make some big emotional post about how special the ship was to her and how hard it is to represent healthy queer relationships in children's TV or something.
>>8427970
As long as you don't whine about it being canon/not canon and become obsessive over two fictional characters in an imaginary relationship then there's no problem.
>>8427971
>Here lies Zuke, her ship never scored
>>8428005
and the Zukefags will eat it up
>>8427972
>What you might not know about ADHD is that there's another side: the tendency for children and adults with attention deficit disorder to focus very intently on things that do interest them. At times, the focus is so strong that they become oblivious to the world around them.
That explains a lot.
>>8428024
how could she hear ghengis khan when her heads so far up her own ass?
>>8428049
>booty shorts
now we're talkin
>>8428052
She anal vored the hordes of Ghengis Khan and Ghengis Khan himself, of course.
>>8428073
>>8428069
>>8428073
>>8428073
>>8428049
>>8427204
Depending on how messy the behind the scenes stuff was she might not be able to get another job in the animation industry. I mean it's not like she has much talent.
>>8428003
>I'm sorry I forced you into a relationship with a meme gremlin that didn't make sense
>>8428069
>jasper
Now we're plummeting again.
>>8428126
shit taste detected
>>8428003
>"I'm sorry lapis"
>not Peridot
Lapis is getting shattered, going away for some reason (HW?) or jaspis if that's what the private post was about
>>8428140
At least it's self aware
>>8428140
It's not very hard to detect yourself.
>>8428140
She IS only good for fucking Sapphire tho.
Post *worst* ship
>juked
I liked her art but not her lunacy.
>>8428145
She wanted to put Lapis in a cute outfit to do a meme but Sugar said no
>>8428164
I think her last nice piece was in... 2015.
>>8428159
Too easy
>>8428159
Worst possible relationship.
>>8428166
She wanted to write a song for Lapis and Peridot but she forgot she was untalented.
>>8428145
>jaspis
There's no way. That would be insane. Tumblr would lose their shit.
More likely than not, it's something that isn't a big deal.
My personal guess is that they stop walking on eggshells around each other and act more like normal people and bicker more. Perfect, healthy queer vision destroyed.
What I personally want? A fusion gone wrong.
>>8428005
> how hard it is to represent healthy queer relationships in children's TV or something
in a show with a canon healthy queer relationship
>>8428148
>>8428152
why don't you like Jasper's cute butt
>>8428227
>rupphire
>healthy
>>8428207
>Lapis, I love you really really a lot. And I like that you're blue. Catch me on twitch streaming WoW.
"Sorry, Lauren, but this sucks."
>>8428159
>>8428205
>>8428238
Nothing about Jasper is cute unless she's drawn off model in fan art.
>>8428238
Steven likes it.
>>8428238
Sapphire wants to get crushed by it.
>>8424228
It'll probably be just reruns of prank-themed episodes of various shows, including SU, and mostly TTG
>mfw it'll be preempted by a surprise all-day marathon of TTG at the last minute
>>8428238
What's it saying I can barely understand it
>>8428298
TTG is killing animation.
>>8427868
>She needs to move on.
Her autism prevents her from moving in general
>>8428320
CN disagrees Genndy
lapis will fuse rape peridot, calling it now
>>8427914
It probably is.
>>8428334
CN knows dick! DICK!!!
But seriously, they have lost their way,and believe in stupidity fuel.
>>8428328
sik burn
>>8428335
I will rape you, calling it now
how does this make you feel, /sug/?
>>8428159
>most boring and cancerous ship
>consists of the worst and most cancerous characters
>has the most cancerous and delusional fags
>zuke
Anyone who thinks it's anything other than Lapidot is lying to themselves.
Do you want a shitty Microsoft paint painting?
>>8428366
How [quality] are we talking?
>>8428359
This is the third time it's been posted in this very thread
>>8428359
like telling you to kill yourself since it's already been posted in this thread twice before stupid faggot
I'm really worred Zuke might actually kill herself.
>>8428359
>>8428359
Makes me feel like you're a fucking retard.
>>8428381
I need someone to do a faceswap of Steven and Rose's faces in this pic.
>>8428359
I AM HORNY
>>8428381
Shit quality
>>8428413
FAP MY DUDE
FAAAAAP
>>8428205
kill yourself kinda? I don't know
>>8428319
You hate Jasper's cute butt AND you can't read English? Are you sure you have a brain?
>>8428387
It might happen. Zuke has always been unstable. She goes from happy to suicidal in like 2 seconds.
I'm worried that Sucrose will blame herself for Zuke's inevitable suicide, because she called her abusive. It's not her fault at all but she seems like a very empathetic person that would get upset.
>>8428431
This incessant barking what's it even saying
>>8428468
I'll take that as an unsuprising no
>>8428426
I AM CUMMING
>>8428441
I'n not fond of her work, but I hope she'll be okay and improve herself. There probably will be a radial effect like that if something happens to her.
>>8428499
N U T
>>8428510
I would be happy if she stopped acting like a douchecanoe and improved herself, but I don't have much faith in her. Time will tell
>>8428488
Jasper has no ass though.
Zuke will create the new Samurai Jack in a few years
>>8428551
what would you call the two giant mounds of flesh on the area where her butt should be?
>>8428568
I will eat my left shoe if she even touches that show
>>8428573
Fat.
This is Minionite, say something nice to her.
>>8428582
Get this stale 2008 meme outta here.
>>8428582
banana
>>8428582
Y6 is upset that the gem is yellow
>>8428582
it is so past the point of being funny, even having long passed the point of being funny in some ironic context, that it almost crosses the line a fourth time. But it's not there yet.
>>8428581
I think you are just jealous because Jasper's butt is bigger than your waifu's butt
>>8428618
How can i be jealous of something Jasper doesn't have?
>>8428488
It just keeps making noises I almost feel sorry for it
>>8428582
It's a fresh meme!
post more best gem
>>8428634
just because it has a little bit of fat in it does not mean it isn't a butt, in fact a little bit of fat is scientifically proven to makes butts cuter, which is why Jasper's butt is very cute
I want to make an SU game, anyone mind doing the art and music and programming for me?
>>8428665
I can't believe Trump is a gem
>>8428665
Only if you post less Shitdot.
New thread
>>8428678
How else do you think he won the election?
>>8428695
It all makes sense now.
DO NOT post in discord cancer threads
>>8417097
New thread Here
>>8428670
But it isn't until it crushes a gem.
>>8428582
She's begging for the sweet release. I say we let her have it.