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HG thread. 364th Express Games!

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HG thread.
364th Express Games!
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>>8417568
Yorick
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Shitpost Police Adachi
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C.C.
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Ramlethal Valentine
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>>8417568
YoRHa No.2 Type B
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>>8417568
Grimoire Weiss
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Nrvnqsr Chaos
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>>8417568
Gascoigne
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>>8417568
Rokurou Rangetsu
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*blocks your path*
>>8417555
why havent u killed urself yet
u have nothing to live for anwyay
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Classy Raven
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>>8417568
Gabriel
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Rubick
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>>8417568
Strong Bad
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Kosaku Kawajiri
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YoRHa No.9 Type S
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Gandalf the Pug
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>>8417568
Kazuma Kuvaru


>>8417481
Just so you know, anything that's sentient can be made to feel pain, I leave the kid to you as much as I hate relying books.
>Kazuma(?) Give a single wave and his body just drops to the ground like a rag doll.
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>>8417598
Close enough.

You both use the gay cancer leader.
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Ichigo Kurosaki
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Merak
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Cinnamon Roll
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>>8417568
Froze
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>>8417568
Tails doll
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Mirage
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>>8417568
Smolgore

>>8417550 (Ramlethal)
What d'ya mean? We gotta put 'em all in this bowl now!
>Smolgore picks up a rather large mixing bowl and sets it down on the ground in between himself and Ramlethal.
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>>8417589
>>8417568
Raging Autist Adachi*
Ftfy
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That is a terrible exaggeration

I hosted on a computer at earliest 3-5 months ago.
Meaning most of the time I have been here I have hosted on a tablet.
Hell there was even a point when My games, despite being slow, despite being on a fucking tablet was liked as much as deans or mokous.

I dont give a fuck about the yous, each and every one of you could remove the reply when speaking to me it means nothing.
What DOES concern me is fucking thirty of you decided to lurk and not even bother rping at all because of drama or a slow/bad host.
What DOES concern me, is were too busy backstabbing each other over petty shit from 5+ FUCKING MONTHS AGO

Even the fucking erpfags and drawfags have more of a backbone.
ITS NO FUCKING SURPRISE WEVE BEEN BANNED FROM EVERY CIRCLE OF 4CHAN TO THE POINT WHEN EVEN 8 HATES US, with the games in this state.

You dont want me to host, fine
I flat out refuse to.
Because only YOU can make the community better and Im fed up of telling you this fact.

See you tomorrow.

>cap this post and enter it
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Yukine
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>>8417568
Julia Douglas
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Kagari Atsuko
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>>8417568
Ryoma Hoshi
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>>8417568
Sticky Fingaz
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>>8417568
Gardevoir
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Enrico Pucchi
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>>8417568
Fluorette
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Rock Lee
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>>8417568
Lum!
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Kazuma Kiryu
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Buff Dragon Warrior
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>>8417568
Watashi
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>>8417568
Blues
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Asuka Terriblyexaggeratedshitposterinami Langley
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>>8417618
I guess.
I'm a good christian.
Bolin's just weird.
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>>8417592
>>8417550
Before...?
As it were, I simply cannot foresee a future for myself without finding that cure.
>>8417481
>>8417596
That may be so, but....
>Her hands briefly ball up in to fists, as she forces herself to take a deep breath.
I'm not used to being without control of myself.
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I have some bad news for you, Raven.
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>>8417676
>implying you're not weird too
Fuck off Bolin.
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>>8417677
Kill yourself.
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>>8417678
Bad news? It better be me.
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>>8417604
Keep going. I've got all night.

>>8417678
Wouldn't be the first time something like that's happened.
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>>8417678
Where the hell am I?
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>>8417678
Looks fine. My own district and district two look like good threats that'll make for good battles.
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>>8417550
>magic circles begin to surround him, glowing white. A dark shape forms in front of him, manifesting into a dark spear. It launches forward, only stopping when it hits a solid object
I am anything but some simple book, woman.

>>8417597
!?
By my pages...!
You there, boy!
>the book floats down
Are you alright? Take hold of your body again!

>>8417678
Hmm...
What is this strange feeling I get from my district?
...No matter. Let us begin, shall we?

>>8417677
Truly terrifying, I know.
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>>8417687
Not bolin
I just like cute boys.
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Tiny Snek
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>>8417678
Let's get this crapfest on the road
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>>8417678
Let's do this!
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>>8417678
This looks fine..
>>8417700
The.. The last spot sir..
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>>8417678
>>8417641
This shit post entered itself into the game.

>>8417709
cook yourself in an oven.
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>>8417700
Y-you're the last one...
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How would feminist in The United Shits of America react to this?
https://youtu.be/kUGQ7Tz4os0
This motherfucker is based.
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>>8417678
Exchange
>>8417707
>>8417592
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>>8417704
Terrifying? No.
...Frustrating. Infuriating, even.
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>>8417706
Fuck off Bolin
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>>8417619
>>8417707
>>8417678
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Can someone tell me Suz's source? Need it for winscreens reasons.
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>>8417716
>>8417725
That's not what I mean. I thought I was signing my name down for something different.

So be it.
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>>8417735
hajh
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>>8417700
In an arena, with other fighters.

>>8417740
In any case, not a good feeling.
But it sounds like you're familiar with it, hmm?
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>>8417745
Her mother's pussy, can confirm. I was fucking it last night.
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>>8417736
>>8417744
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>>8417736
>>8417678
You can give Ramlethal Yoricks spot.
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>>8417678
The swap is done. Everything else is up to you.
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>>8417754
It strains my patience, but...yes, I suppose I am familiar with it.
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>>8417775
dude stop
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>>8417745
Suz is an original character. Just look her up on google as suzumi hetza.
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>>8417773
I kinda don't feel like it today. Can I just leave?
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>>8417775
Stop typing.
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>>8417773
I couldn't stop it in time, sorry.
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>>8417773
Smart girl. Have a nice game.
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>>8417773
What is wrong with you! I need those legs for walking man!
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>>8417798
It's fine.
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>>8417704
... Hmmmn..?
>Kazuma's eyes flutter open and he slowly sits up, stretching his arms out and yawning a bit.
W-who's talking to me..?
>He looks around not really noticing the grimoire.
>>8417748
Something different..? T-this is an arena where we all fight to.. To the death..
>>8417773
D-do you sense anything Mr. Terumi..?
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>>8417773
Alright, no playing around. This sickle should do nicely...
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>>8417821
ya when i stick it up ur butt
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>>8417674
>pets
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>>8417773
Leaping sparks!

>A stream of arcane energy jumps at the three tributes, arcing between them and sapping their strength.
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>>8417827
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>>8417820
Hmmm...I thought it was the waiting list for the laundromat. Damn. I've really messed up this time.
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>The day when Hoshi isn't the most autistic spaz in the thread actually came
Wow...
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>>8417773
Day one. An absent tribute gets the job done.
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>>8417666
I want to fuck that dragon
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>>8417834
hey
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>>8417636
Again, it sounds simple enough. Just combine everything into a bowl. I can do that.
>Opening the carton of eggs, she takes one out and throws it dead center into the bowl. Resulting in it shattering it, shell and all.
Before we continue, how many of those do we need?
>>8417677
Hmm? Sorry. I was just lost in my own thoughts. If finishing this task will reward you with everything, then maybe it is something you should consider.
>>8417769
Even if it was late, it is appreciated.
>>8417704
>She stands still after the display of power. Not because she was impressed or anything. She just didn't know how to react.
Huh. That was something. Your claim is true, I can see that. Whomever created you must have been very powerful.
>>8417762
>She looks at her hands, her fingernails as sharp as ever.
Are you certain you want that?
>>8417798
It is fine.
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>>8417855
An easy job to rub some herbs across wounds to close the wounds.
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>>8417855
It's here.
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>>8417848
>It's an oldfag anyway
Wow...
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>>8417775
It's a feeling you must simply continue to deal with.
You can not always be in control of everything. And those that try are doomed to watch things slip through their fingers.

>>8417820
>the book floats right up close to his face
Oh enough of this...
I'm right here!

>>8417704
>>8417736

>>8417773
It is not for me, simply so I can deny others this weapon...

>>8417855
What an utterly reckless activity...!
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>>8417855
F
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>>8417827
Tell me, was fetal alcohol syndrome a factor for you, or was it the public schools? Stick to being low-level hoodlums.

>>8417855
Hmm...maybe next time there'll be someone inside.
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>>8417848
>I am not hoshi, very sorry. i am just rping his characters that he gave me the folders for, thank you.
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>>8417895
Stop rigging games against me.
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Banning autechre from my games
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>>8417855
Try harder.
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>>8417855
>Rubick picks up the battle axe and lifts it above his head. The weight of the thing causes him to take a couple steps back before finally dropping it on the ground behind him.

Such a weapon is better suited for the likes of Axe.
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>>8417848
The most autistic spazzes are always anons like you.
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>>8417855
Let's see if any of you can keep up with me and Dangecaresque but mostly Dangecaresque
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>>8417895
how about you stick to our dicks
lol
>>8417905
ok
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>>8417885
Resist the urge to screencap it.
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>>8417885
Thanks for hosting.
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>>8417871
Tori told me you gotten measure everythin' out. I think Muffy said, uhh...three eggs? I think? But you gotta crack 'em first! Ya can't let any shell get in the bowl!
>Smolgore gingerly picks up the shell remnants and throws them in the grass until the bowl only contains the egg itself.
So, uhh...two more!

>>8417930
I really, really want this stuff!
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>>8417922
LF, don't you have old, filtered pasta to spam?
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>>8417855
Haha! You won't be catching me like that!
>>8417871
I see...well...it's not "everything", but rather the only thing I desire. And I've long surpassed the "consideration" phase.
>>8417884
I realize. I can only continue to persevere, as I have for so long. But thank you for the, ah...support.
>>8417930
Well, nothing new here.
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I SUMMON _______________
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>>8417903
Is there anything I can say that'll placate you?

>>8417924
You have those? Could've sworn you were a couple of girls.
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>>8417930
I say we leave it all to fate. Goodnight!

>Rubick turns his back on the other two tributes and dozes off.
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>>8417968
The great Mirage!
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>>8417947
reported
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>>8417968
Shitposting Police Adachi.
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>>8417930
Living the dream. Any hot babes can come on into shelter de Strong Bad for make out sessions and slumber parties
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>>8417974
didnt u say we were bfs earlier
consistency you cheeky cunt
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>>8417974
I hope you didn't mind sleeping with you last night, girl?
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>>8417955
I'm going to make your family leave you for a fourth time.
>>8417974
Nope. I'm absolutely convinced that you're rigging games against me for some reason.
>>8417985
What do you want?
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>>8417871
In truth, I cannot answer that question, madam. I don't know for sure who created me, and I have lived for a very long time.

>>8417930
A day of planning prevents a lifetime of regret.

>>8417955
You sound traveled. As if you'd have a story or two.
I suppose those words can be supportive. In that case, you're welcome.
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>>8417846
Laundromats have waiting lists..? Don't they normally have more than enough washers for everyone..? But, I'm sorry, i-if you do die I wish for it to be painless..
>>8417855
I-I don't know much in the way of healing magics but.. I hope this helps, just a bit..
>>8417884
>Kazuma screams out and jumps back while sitting, he just falls backward and hits his head hard on the ground, instinctively his hands reach back and cradle his head.
O-ow.. Owowow..! Shh.. I-I think I hit a rock..
>>8417930
I-if someone like me can fight to win.. So.. So can you..!
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>>8417930
Uhh, commentary.
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>>8418016
They don't want to fuck Adachi.
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>>8418026
Hey.. This is.. This is for gardening, right..? Why would I need this now..?
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>>8418026
F
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>>8418002
You'll have to forgive me. I'm not exactly trying here.

>>8418015
You didn't kill me while I slept, so I'll thank you for that.

>>8418016
So, I guess we're done here, then.
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>>8418026
Hold still Will Smith's dead beat cousin
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>>8418026
Someone will find them for sure...
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>>8418026
Thanks for all your supplies. I'll be sure to use them.
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Why do I always miss games holy shit I want to kill myself.
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>>8418025
Places like Japan have no room for washing machines. Small homes, so we use a laundromat, or a coin laundry.

>Kiryu lights a cigarette and takes a drag, looking up towards the sky. A javelin is sticking out of his eye socket.

Yeah. It was painless.
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>>8418026
This should help a lot.
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>>8418058
The deed is done. Congratulations; you have earned this.
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>>8418051
cunt
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>>8418076
Fuck off and hang yourself, you rigging cunt.
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>>8418020
A long, ongoing story, though I can't say if it's that good a one.
And when you're desperate for a reason to keep enduring, you'll take any perceived positivity.
>>8418026
My apologies for this, I need to win!
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>>8418045
Five of you don't make it to the next day, thanks to some strategically placed explosives. A different group of five makes it through by all doing their part.
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>>8418100
It doesn't bother me that you did it, what bothers me is that you left me there to die from blood loss.
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>>8417948
So only three eggs.
>Another egg in hand, she tosses it to Asgore once he finishes explaining.
So how to crack one of these before I ruin the dish.
>>8417955
I find that there will be nothing gained from dwelling about the past. Even if it seemed better, there is nothing you can do about it.
>>8418020
So. What is your purpose then? If you are not someone's tool, then what are you?
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>>8418076
>Removes you top hat
>Gives head pats
>Places it back

Thank you.
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>>8418026
Neat.
>>8418110
Wormholes make everything easier.
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>>8418080
>>8418091
Great minds really do think alike. Are you sure you don't want to go for a roll in the hay?

>>8418110
Another case of guilt by association...

>>8418128
>glares at you with mild confusion
Uhh...you're welcome?
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>>8418110
Day three.
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Star butterfly ava when
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>>8418118
If I had a choice in the matter, you would've had to endure far less.
>>8418123
Even so...like I said. Until I can find my cure, there is no real future for me.
>>8418110
.....
>Fluorette pulls her collar over her mouth, and screams in to her coat.
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>>8418100
How does it feel to be autistic? How does it feel to be a burden to your family?
>>8418150
Fuck off.
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>>8418051
Why would I want to kill someone with a great power dwelling within them, we are probably alike in that sense.
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>>8418156
F
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>>8418123
Whoa!
>Smolgore nearly misses catching the egg.
You gotta be careful with 'em, they break easily!

Uhh...crackin'? Like this!
>Smolgore gently yet firmly taps the egg against the side of the bowl a few times. Slowly but surely, a crack begins to appear. Once it's large enough, Smolgore holds the egg over the bowls, grabs both ends, and pulls the shell in half, the egg plummeting into the bowl while the shell halves remain in his hands.
Tori taught me how'ta do that!

>>8418156
Hey, didja get me that soul?
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>>8418150
omg ur so funny
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>>8418156
>that nier event
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>>8418156
Hah, a child like you can't defeat the great Mirage!
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>>8418187
Why do you want to be me so bad?
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>>8418182
What did Adachi purchase?
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>>8418156
I do have a plan! This is horse giblets Delete this!
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>>8418025
My word, how clumsy....
>the grimoire floats a little higher
If you can feel that pain, then you'll be fine.
Now then, get up. I have questions of your predicament.

>>8418026
>sleeping book noises

>>8418100
So it is for many. I have traveled with some like you.

>>8418123
Far as I know, I was created as a counterpoint to the black book, Grimoire Noir. Grimoire Noir would be responsible for spreading death and disease across the land, and I responsible for his downfall.

But again, my memories are not complete, so I am not sure.
I do know that my magic is indeed beyond measure.
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>>8418167
You did have a choice in the matter, but it's all said and done now. No use arguing about the death I deserved.
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>>8418222
A fucking noose to hang myself with.
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>>8418069
>Kazuma looks up at the javelin, he should be wincing or something, but at this point he's seen enough death to deal with that urge.
Let me.. Take that out for you..
>He reaches up for it with one hand as the other reaches up and is held near his face, his palm emitting a gentle white light.
Is that okay if I do..?
>>8418110
Mr. Terumi.. You.. You knew about the explosives.. Didn't you..?!
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>>8418187
Oh I did got the soul. I got it from an old man, weird about him is that he kept rattling on about some "night of the hunt," but I didn't care about what he said. So why do you want this soul anyways?
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>>8418222
This day could raise even more questions.
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>>8418187
>do you have this?
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>>8418200
Who're ya?

>>8418222
Nonono, you gotta aim that way! N'-
>Suddenly, Merak is engulfed in flames.

>>8418252
So I can free everyone from the Underground!
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>>8418168
>>8418190
Any more one-liners I can make note of?

>>8418177
Probably? Something tells me that you've got a few cards up your sleeve.
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What is everybody listening to?
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>>8418256
F
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>>8418222
Dammit.
I knew I shouldn't have trusted that goat.
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>>8418281
>doing this during a game
Kill yourself.
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>>8418236
How do you feel about the Raiders move?
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>>8418281
Only the best tunes on the planet
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>>8418281
Nothing right now, appreciating the silence
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>>8418281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gs069dndIYk
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>>8418287
Yeah, if only that opportunity presented itself in a game that both Yukine and I enter.

>>8418222
>>8418299
RNGesus wills it to be so.
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>>8418281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vn5KmrTmaiw
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>>8418273
Can you please shut the fuck up and stop talking to me? On top of that, can you please stop fucking rigging games against me? It's getting real fucking old and and I'm tired of it. Almost two years of this shit? No way you haven't been rigging it against me.
>>8418300
I disapprove of any team moving/leaving their city, especially a passionate football city like Oakland.
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>>8418264
>I don't. That fucking owns. Thanks, anon!

>>8418281
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKRYNrnA8gQ

>>8418294
Ya coulda listened'ta me! I know all about fire magic!
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>>8418226
>For a few moments a gentle light glows from the back of his head, coming from his hands. He stands afterwards, his hands dropping to his sides.
My.. My predicament..? H-how did you know I have amnesia..? And.. You're a grimoire.. Do you belong to one of the ten..? D-do you belong to Nine..?!
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>>8418281
>tfw everyone is just posting these to express themselves and have the slim chance of someone agreeing with your music tastes for "CJ Points" but nobody really gives a shit about what the other people are posting anyway and you wrote this long metapost so people might click your music more.
https://youtu.be/NJR8Inf77Ac
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>>8418299
What am I to do when it is part of the game?

>>8418306
>>8418309
>>8418328
>>8418333
>>8418353
>>8418368
So many foreign songs. I haven't heard anything like this before.

Well, except for silence of course.

>>8418330
If only such magic existed.

>Rubick falls asleep, unaware his wish had come true.
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>>8418353
>I have more but that is the best one
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>>8418353
>disrespecting the host
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>>8418281
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mk0PdLZqZqU
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>>8418353
You're like, what, five? How would you even know stuff like that?
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>>8418167
I see that all of you 'dreamers' has something that ails you. The other was in a hospital. Admit yourself there.
>>8418187
I am just making sure that you are paying attention as much as I am.
>Nodding at his display, she picks up own her egg and hovers it over the bowl.
Like this?
>She slams it against the bowl, most of the egg miraculously ends up into the bowl. Along with many pieces of the shell. Sighing, she begins to pick them out one by one.
I am too strong for this part.
>>8418226
So you were made to balance something else. I can understand that.
>She picks up the book, flipping through the pages at breakneck speed.
But where is this other book? You are imbalanced now.
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>>8418330
Gabrel is a fan of big guns.

>>8418347
Are you sure? I entered over a hundred Potfests before their discontinuation, but I never got lucky.
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>>8418273
So you collect souls from dead people to free your kind from the Underground, how many souls do you got?
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>>8418347
Why cause Baltimore fucked you over? It sucks, they just got gud too.
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>>8418281
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6zuX8miVwig

>Just nerd stuff
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>>8418246
Oh? You should leave this in; pulling out might damage something. Even if this is only a dream.
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>>8418273
>>8418428
(Shit, I didn't mean to respond to you!)
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>>8418437
That's the exact reason why.
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>>8418423
F
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>>8418423
The super secret badass alliance is in session nerds better watch out.
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>>8418423
Oh my, she has cat-like reflexes. Heh.
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>>8418347
Well, I seem to remember saying we were done here, and yet you continued. So no, I'm not going to stop talking to you. You wanna stop, it's on you.

>>8418428
>>8418458
Strange night. Getting stranger...
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>>8418463
Pleasant dreams, nightmares, in the grand scheme of things, they don't mean much.
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>>8418477
Heh, very funny, I guess a god like you can have his own kind of humor.
>>
>>8418477
Rrrrrrrrrrubick!
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>>8418459
This is probably their last chance to bring home the Lombardi trophy to Oakland before they move. It'd be a helluva story, Carr would be a legend.
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>>8418353
>>8418428
(Sorry, I responded to the wrong person.)
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>>8418226
You, well. You assume much with that statement, sir. But I don't really know what exactly you mean by 'like me'.
>>8418231
I promise, I didn't. I have my own weapon of choice, and I don't care for...swords.
>>8418281
Wind chimes.
>>8418418
>She shakes her head.
I'm too far away from civilization to turn back, now. And even then, they wouldn't see me in the first place. I only wish it was that easy.
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>>8418411
No, I'm older than that! N'I just know it! I gotta know it!

>>8418418
That's alright, I think we got enough. Next, uhh...I think Muffy said two cups'a flour?
>Smolgore holds up a set of what appear to be cups with handles, each a different size and labeled accordingly.
I think it's this one!
>Smolgore holds one of them up, dropping the others on the ground with a clattering sound. The label on the handle reads "One cup."

>>8418428
>>8418548
Six! N'I need seven! So just one more!
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>>8418506
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
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>>8418561
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>>8418574
F
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>>8418574
Whoa! That was awesome!

>>8418582
>Thanks, mate. I really need to go fanart hunting again. I haven't looked for any new Mae art since a few days after I beat the game.
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>>8418602
Two find their soulmate in each other. Please do something more productive.
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>>8418555
Hm. It's indeed odd that you chose the sword over your personal weapon, but a sword is a lot mightier than most weapons people bring into this place.
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>>8418561
Sheesh. You're telling me you don't even know your own age? How is such a thing even possible?
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>>8418506
>>8418515
A god? I can assure you, I am no god. I mean, I just fell to my death after attempting to climb a tree. What sort of god would do that?

>>8418542
I haven't heard such mimicry in a long time. I'm glad to see you're still around.

>>8418555
And how do they blow in my presence? Not so terribly as last time, I hope.
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>>8418356
Calm down!
I hardly knew much of that before you mentioned it. Only the amnesia...
Tell me, how long did that vile god possess you?

>>8418418
Wha-!?
What do you think you're doing?!
>his pages flip fast, though they're in a language you can't quite read.
If I knew that, I would not be here!
Now put me down, you hussy!
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>>8418574
Well that's the end for me. Have a crappy game I'm going home to play on the fun machine
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>>8418646
>Smolgore wakes up screaming and panicking.
...Huh? I'm...I'm not dead?

Yay!

>>8418648
Shut up! It doesn't matter! I'm gonna be big n'strong one day!
>>
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>>8418444
>Kazuma ignores the man and presses his glowing hand to the man's face, the gentle light healing the injury, meanwhile Kazuma's other hand grabs the javelin and slowly pulls it out of the man's eye, it's a very gruesome sight. Kazuma's focus is all on his hand healing the man's injuries while the weapon is pulled out, nothing other than magic can be used to describe how even his eyeball is repaired. After he is done Kazuma collapses, obviously tired.
Ugh... Healing magic.. Is always so draining..
>>8418661
Vile God..? You mean Mr. Terumi..? I lose track of time.. Maybe two hours..?
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>>8418647
It's unconventional, certainly, but....
>There's a brief flash of light, as a heavy-looking shovel with a stained head appears in her hands.
There's nothing I'd rather use.
>>8418659
Calmly and gently. They seem to've forgiven you.
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>>8418646
Given the turnout, I can't complain with these results. And neither can you, because you went.
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>>8418515
I want to fuck this cat
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>>8418561
Couldn't it been more simpler if you gotten one soul to cross the barrier, then you could've gotten six people with souls to help you break it?
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>>8418697
Well, "big and strong" probably won't mean much if you aren't even smart enough to remember your age.
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>>8418730
I want Aussa to stop being autistic, but we can't always get what we want.
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>>8418714
Did someone say turbo-peace?
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>>8418748
F
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>>8418756
It should never take more than a week.
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>>8418704
>Kiryu grimaces as he pulls the javelin free, that wet sound of wood and metal scraping against his flesh grating on his ears. Despite this, he feels no pain. When the javelin is finally free, he blows out a cloud of smoke up into the air and turns towards the collapsed man and offers him his hand.

You need help getting up?
>>
>>8418744
At least you got dubs
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>>8418711
>his big eyes shift towards the shovel in her hand
That's nothing but an ordinary shovel. I expected something a little more threatening.
>>
Why are the Browns such a horrible team?
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>>8418769
But "should" and "never" are not parts of RNGesus' vocabulary.
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>>8418735
...
>Smolgore bows his head and stares at the ground. After a few moments, he begins shuffling his feet.
...Maaaaybeeee...

>>8418742
Shut up! I don't gotta tell'ya that!

>>8418769
I'm gonna win!

>>8418790
>Because they aren't the Packers.
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>>8418796
F
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>>8418790
Cause a bunch of autist are their fans.
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>>8418711
Oh, that's a good thing to hear. Having angry spirits on my back would be such a pain to deal with.
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>>8418714
What...!?
You fool, I was... on your side...

>>8418704
Is that what he calls himself?
Rather rude for a self-proclaimed god....
So you are aware of that, then. Why do you not seem so worried?
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>>8418555
Hm? Is it because of your temper and what results from it? I know that I am denied some things because of it.
>>8418561
>Breathing a sigh of relief after picking all of the eggs, she takes the cup from him and looks back and forth between it and the flour.
Okay. I think you should open it. I will protect this cup.
>>8418661
Trying to read you. Though I figured I would not be able to.
>Upon his request, she drops it from the height she was reading. Resulting in it falling a few feet.
Whatever you say. You are not aware as to why you are here? That is quite common in many present.
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>>8418802
Finally down to the final three!

Place your bets if you take interest in that.
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>>8418823
>>8418801
kek
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>>8418789
It is a gift I shall never stop caring for.
>The stain is a very conspicuous reddish-brown color, and old-looking.
>>8418555
>>8418808
As it were...may I ask what?
>>8418805
And I would hate to be the harbinger of their wrath.
>>8418821
Not at all...it's the very illness itself that would prevent me from getting aid from them. In truth, they wouldn't even notice my presence.
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>>8418823
Solid.
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>>8418771
>Kazuma just sits up with a deep breath then a sigh.
I.. I'm fine down here.. But, I really want to know.. Tell me about this 'Japan' place..! Until recently I've never left Ishana..
>>8418808
Worried..? Why would I be worried about him..? He's the reason I'm still live..
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>>8418853
F
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>>8418744
It's kinda cute though
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>>8418848
Are you the type of autist that has to wear a helmet?
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>>8418861
It ends tomorrow, so this is your last chance.
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>>8418874
0/10 would not bang
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>>8418877
And here we are at last.
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>>8418801
Eh whatever gives you freedom, I hope you get to enjoy it.
>Mirage rubs the top of Smolgore's head
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>>8418874
requesting miku or 2b
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>>8418821
Hoping to take my magic for your own? Yes, it is rather pointless. The only way for another to use my magic right now is for me to support them.
>he huffs, shaking himself in the air a few times
Honestly...!
Including yourself?

>>8418848
Those with long journeys of their own.

>>8418859
Truly? That one saved your life?
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>>8418796
I don't wanna wait that long! I want it now!

>>8418821
Okay!
>Smolgore grabs the bag and attempts to pull it open at the top.
...Uhhh...
>Smolgore pulls harder on the flaps, trying to open it.
C'mon, you stupid...!
>Smolgore pulls as hard as he can...

>And the bag abruptly tears open in an explosion of flour, the blindingly white powder coating everything within a several-foot radius: the bowl, the ingredients, the grass, a now-incredibly embarassed Smolgore...and Ramlethal.
O-Oops! I'm really sorry!

>>8418823
That's my ammo, you meanie!
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>>8418821
I wanna lick your feet.
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>>8418915
HA!
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>>8418848
It must be nice getting gifts from people who care. I can't say I've gotten anything meaningful recently, not even an older looking shovel.
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>>8418915
Congratulations Gardevoir, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
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>>8418848
Oh? Is there more to you then your shovel and...this?

>Rubick briefly imitates the shadowy form she possesses, with the sole difference being that his own eyes remain green. He phases back to his more earthly form, a wide smile spreading underneath his mask.
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>>8418801
Whatever. There's no point in arguing with you.
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>>8418915
>killed by a furry
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>>8418969
Once more, thanks to each and every one of you for playing or watching.
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>>8418915
Thanks for hosting.

>>8418969
Congratulations, you fought well for the win.
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>>8418972
Thats the best way to die
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>>8418922
>Smolgore giggles as he gets pet.
Hahah, thanks! Can I have it?!

>>8418969
Congrats!

>>8418983
Thanks for hostin'!
>>
>>8418969
Here have a trophy. I don't want it anyway not after what Coach Z did to it
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>>8418983
Adequately done, player and host.
>>
>>8418859
Japan? It's my home, I've never left it. I don't think I'd be good at giving you a description of it. To me it's just...home.

Sorry if that isn't good enough for you. My brother says I don't have a way with words.

>>8418983
This was a strange experience. Don't know why'd I dream of such a thing.
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>>8418969
Uh, congratulations.
>>8418983
Thanks for hosting, I guess.
>>
>>8418932
Apparently I look like him.. And assassins have come for me before just because of that.. Even the magic I have couldn't stop them.. When he possesses me the only thing that scares me about him is.. If he's just a ghost now I wonder how strong he actually is..
>>8418983
Congratulations Ms. Gardevior!..
T-thank you for hosting Miss!..
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>>8418983
Congratulations to the winner, and thanks for hosting.
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>>8418983
Thanks for hosting.
>>
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>>8418932
That, at least, does seem common enough here....
>>8418955
Is it really that common? I confess, outside of stories, I...really don't know anyone who ever even left my city, let alone...anything like this.
>>8418955
Gift, blessing...I gained it only because I was worthy.
>She looks at the shovel fondly, before it vanishes in to thin air once more.
It's an odd little honor, and a bit of a burden.
>>8418970
>She doesn't look surprised by the blatant theft of her prayer.
Of course there is, but after what you've done, do you really expect me to show them off?
>>8418969
Congratulations...ma'am. And thank you for this.
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>>8419014
It's fine.. But to be truthful.. You explained the laundromat pretty well..
As for Ishana.. Japan is the closest country to it.. I don't know if it's wide knowledge though..
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>>8418998
Well, even though I would trick you and am keeping you suffer, I'm feeling mighty generous today. So, here you go.
>Mirage hands the soul to Smolgore
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>>8419086
Do you have to wear a helmet when you RP?
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>>8419086
No, most likely not. But nobody ever does. I use my power best admits the chaos, when people don't even know that I'm borrowing from them. And then I hit them with their own spells.

Naturally, we aren't enemies so I'll just do the "borrowing" part when the time comes.
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>>8419086
If only I didn't know what you meant by a burdened gift. While I may not have something like that, I too have used a gift for questionable actions.
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>>8419031
Yes, he mentioned how bad you were at magic...
At least I do not have to exorcise a spirit today.

>>8419086
And not where you're from?
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>>8419104
>Hands shaking, Smolgore grabs the soul and holds it in his grasp, staring at it.
T-T-Thank you so much! I'm gonna tell everyone about how cool you are!
>Still gripping the soul, Smolgore gives Mirage a hug around her waist.
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>>8419103
Ishana...can't say I've heard of it. I thought the closest countries were South Korea and the Soviet Union. Hm.
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>>8419107
Post Adachi lewds, I need a quick fap before bed.
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>>8419185
>>
Yo wheres Cat in the Hat guy?
>>
>>8419193
You can do better than that.
>>
>>8419200
Why do you care? Anyone can do what he does.
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>>8419205
too lazy
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>>8419200
hopefully banned
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>>8419128
I'll note, many of my blessings are admittedly merely...cosmetic in nature.
>All the color fades from her body, as she turns completely monochrome.
>>8419139
Hm...a skill, do you mean? Or something else that isn't so evident.
>>8419146
Ah, by stories, I meant mere fiction...novels and the like. A-hem.
>She tugs at her collar, trying not to look too conspicuous about noting how odd her company is.
To my knowledge, I am the only person who has ever left my city.
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>>8419213
Come on, I'm about to die over here.
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>>8419236
Are you the type of autist that is confined to a wheelchair?
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>>8419209
because he was based af
>>8419218
hopefully not
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>>8419258
>>8419258
>>8419258
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>I think I'll be leaving now. Good night HG.
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>>8419146
Exorcise..? I.. I don't think that would work on him..
But I'm not bad at it.. I just.. The school doesn't teach new spells, they.. They just want us to learn control so no one tries taking over the world with magic..
>>8419177
It's an island.. It's the place all the magicians in the world are sent.. It feels like a prison sometimes..
>>
>>8419161
>Mirage blushes
W-why thank you, smol prince.
>Mirage bends down to his height
And here's a little parting gift for you.
>Mirage kisses Smolgore on the cheek
Take care, Smolgore, if you want to meet me again go to a place on the surface called Agrabah.
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