/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Diamond Edition
Last Thread: >>8411480
[NEW RELEASES]
>New episodes at 7pm EDT
???: "Lion 4: Alternate Ending"
https://news.sug.rocks/lion-4-schedule-update/
>Room for Ruby
Mega: https://mega.nz/#!DpAUkaAb!s_v1KG4O29Phex4mrF1RiFuTk8c_YnybRTRyxj5lrRI
Direct: https://dl.sug.rocks/mega/04x19.mp4
Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x5eh9mg
Marebucks: https://marebucks.com/sun/121
>Issue 1 of new Steven Universe ongoing comic
https://mega.nz/#F!uFcHmR6T!owJQoIxHi3wK4l71ncxS8g
[NEWS]
>New game "Save the Light" coming soon to consoles
https://news.sug.rocks/save-the-light/
>Upcoming art book 'Art and Origins' available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
>Upcoming graphic novel 'Anti-Gravity' available for pre-order
http://ew.com/books/2017/02/10/steven-universe-anti-gravity/
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/1608869962/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
You're all a bunch of gaylords.
>>8417216
Fuck my ass daddy.
can i get some pearl/peridot dick?
why are we on /trash/?
>>8417097
Actual thread
>>8416605
>>8416605
>>8416605
bolt2strike here, please pay attention to me
I want to fuck my mom but also regret turning abby down. She could have been my soul mate.
Blissful, Beautiful, Beaming, Benevolent Becky!!!
lapiss
How do I get a girlfriend like Blue Diamond /sug/?
>>8420429
hot
>>8417455
Do you really think that /co/ would let this shit fly?
WTF WHY SUG FUCKING DEAD????????????????? THIS IS NOT NORMAL EVEN FOR TRASH
/co/, /mlp, /vp/ and /aco/ are making fun of us again
>>8425009
Last few episodes were dull and no word on next one, so people lose interest.
>>8425017
Good.
Reminder that bolt wants to fuck his mom now because of the shota woskis shared with him but soon he'll just want to stop self shipping as the little boy and just want to fuck the little boy self shipping as the gem who is doing the raping
everyone having a good one I hope?
>>8422191
>>8426570
Doing alright
>>8419190
That is a real neat sweater
>>8426712
good to hear. Pretty quiet around here isn't it.
>>8426728
Yea going pretty slow now but it's always a bit slower in trash
Has this been posted yet?
I got a good laugh out of it.
>>>/aco/1284656
On a different topic, when's /sug/ coming back to /co/?
>>8426760
Whenever a new episode airs
>>8426750
True. Well on the bright side it gives one all the time in the world to think, which works in my favor since I tend to rewrite each sentence multiple times. It's something that is fairly unique about written communication. I tend to never quite say what I mean when I actually have to talk in real time.
>>8426822
I do that a lot as well thought it never helps with typos when it is too late at night
>>8426855
yeah at some time I just completely give up on proofreading which at times leaves to somewhat... unhinged grammar and typos. Especially when I write a sentence which I have multiple versions of in my head and halfway through continue with an incompatible version because something distracted me for a second.
>>8426899
I like to chat on discord which has a nice edit feature which is usually easy enough to do quick enough for noone to notice.
>>8426920
discord is alright, although I rarely think of logging in. Always a bit sorry for keeping the folks I know there in the dark but I just refuse to install the application.
>>8426950
I just keep it open in a tab and check it once in a while. Get a little number in the tab if someone directly messages you that way.
>>8417097
Oh oh
>>8427020
Good idea. God I kinda miss that tab grouping feature vanilla firefox used to have.
>>8427023
Would it make sense if I called this image "beautifully ugly"?
>>8427132
I was never a firefox person but tab grouping looked interesting.
I don't even hate Sardonyx, but I thought Know Your Fusion was a self-indulgent and kind of obnoxious episode. Do you agree?
>>8427167
It was but then Mozilla basically started nintendoing their business into the ground, increasingly removing features which they deemed only of interest to "power users", and hence not worth the cost of maintaining. The main problem is that Mozilla thinks that they make a browser for everyone and not a niche product. They think the value of Firefox comes from it being from a non-profit, a point they love to reiterate. A point that also noone cares about except people that are at least minimally technically inclined and hence apparently "power users" not worth catering to.
Sorry for the rant, it's just pestering me.
>>8427274
not quite. Her interaction with Smokey was awkward, but it was meant to be. Sardonyx' role as an entertainer I found actually entertaining and reminiscent of what nowadays may be considered cartoon classics
>>8427274
I like Sardonyx but know your fusion wasn't that good and was a bit annoying.
>>8427287
I like chrome a lot but it is sad they keep removing things that are nice and adding things that are pointless, annoying, and can't be opted out of after a while. The profile switcher in the top right just takes up space. The only "work around" is ti name the profile . so it is small. It's got great extensions though so it's still alright.
>>8427648
I like a lot of it's features as well. In fact, I think Chrome was a breath of fresh air in terms of browser development. It appeared at a time where most browsers came to (what felt like) a grinding halt as they were held back by legacy code for a web that ceased to exist. It was the first modern, relevant browser in a long time. I just hope that other browser devs finally come up with ways to learn from chrome instead of just wanting to remake chrome.
>>8428027
Hey guys, um...not trying to start stuff but if you guys are bored then /tlhg/ has a party going on and uh..if you're not busy, you're invited if you want I mean
We love your general btw and hope things are good with you
>>8427852
How many extensions do you have? I've got probably one hundred or so running
chacolatte milke man
Does anyone here have tasteful pinups of whatever gem you like? Please share.
>>8428347
>>8428163
haven't seen you in ages. How have things been?
>>8428275
about 15, mostly ones that block content (NoScript, Request Policy, Privacy Badger,..) and some cleanup stuff. Ironically enough I have no ad blocker which so many sites accuse me of having. What are your favorites?
>>8428509
Magic Actions for youtube has the best youtube dark theme. restore tabs is great, tampermonkey to use a whole bunch more but I have loads of small quality of life things. One I have is to auto-change twitter images to be original size and one to save an image when it is the only thing on a page with just a click instead of rightclick -> save etc. Youtube logo goes to subscriptions, youtube ui fixes, and loads more.
>>8428590
Neat! Speaking of convenience, on my work pc I really like using a nicely configured KeySnail, which lets me use Emacs bindings.
>Tampermonkey
Ah, a cross-browser greasemonkey kinda thing? Lovely.
>>8417728
lol
why wont zuke kys already
>>8428743
>why won't zuke kill yourself already
Gems should work out
Hello /sug/
How are you today?
Bolt2Strike here, please arrest me, mounted police.
So this is one of the cons of /trash/
Raids and massive shitposters ruining the threads.
>>8428782
and you're also posting with cucks like this kid
>>8428795
So, just you?
Because all i ever seen that even looks like a cuck is you.
>>8428511
This is desirable.
>>8428767
kys
>>8426760
Johnny Bravo isn't gay.
>>8428810
>I know you are but what am I
nice one woskis
>>8428825
You call everyone woskis though.
>>8428838
nah, just everyone who can't seem to stop posting pictures of Steven getting fucked up the ass
>>8428707
I forgot how I managed before I found this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv2LAqkmd1c&feature=youtu.be
autohotkey is godly.
>>8427110
kill yourself
>>8428830
>Ignoring a idiot who not only wastes the image limit, the post limit, but also attempts to create the continuation to a thread
Yeah no, it's SO easy to ignore with just the simple hide post option.
>>8427648
kill yourself
>>8417097
where is this from?
>>8428862
noone said it's easy, but the fact that you even acknowledge his existence will not stop him either.
>>8428862
>image limit
>in /trash/
Must be hard being so new.
>>8428862
>continuation
You act like this is going to stop
>>8428909
>Lmao being new meme xDDD
>Ignoring the point so hard
A shitposter wastes the resource of the thread just to ruin post flow by making an unannounced thread just so he can continue the cycle is worse then replying to him.
>>8428931
how does it feel being this autistic?
>>8428909
250 is the limit
>fragmenting /sug/
>Now both threads are dead
Fucking kill yourselves "woski" and "brad" and "bolt" and everyone who's ever posted on a /sug/ discord
>>8428941
I dunno senpai, it's a lot better then wasting your time ruining a thread on /trash/ because you got assblasted 2 or so years ago.
>>8428825
>9/1/16
Why are you being such a little faggot?
>>8428947
And then we start a new thread.
The image limit is irrelevant.
>>8428446
kill yourself
>>8428951
/sug/ has a discord? Why, discords are huge circlejerk factories.
why are you all so autistic
>>8428921
>>8428931
>the resource of the thread
>>8428968
Is Jasper giving a giant a handjob, or did a wizard curse her?
>>8428953
I'm improving the thread and spreading truths!!!
>>8428954
hey this could have been avoided altogether had a certain little dweeb with an oedipus complex not decided to block out the entire outside world that tells him what he's doing is wrong
>>8428856
that's pretty amazing. I'm actually doing something similar with Emacs, where I use it to orchestrate mundane tasks for me in a similar fashion.
Why does this McGerkey dude keep shitting up the threads ?
>>8428997
Jasper had her corruption cured, but becoming tiny was the side effect, because of all of the nutrients she lost.
Now she's finding new ways to get nutrients.
>>8428997
I think her reaction is something like
>This is what defeated Rose Quartz?
>>8429021
who's mcgerkey? Post bandcamp and soundcloud
>>8429006
Is Aku blot2strike?
>>8428931
>threads having any worth
>on trash
we could literally blast through 3 dozen of them a day and the only resource we are straining is the patience of people browsing the catalog.
>>8429039
you've been warned
https://soundcloud.com/cameron-clarke
http://cameronclarke.bandcamp.com/
>>8429026
>she can't even spare a drop of breastmilk because she can't afford to lose a single vitamin or mineral
>now she has to suck dick for a literal living
Corruption is tragic.
>>8428931
this is /trash/ dood, key word being 'trash'
nothing in this place has any value
>>8429006
Why does he think SS is illegal?
>>8429110
it is depending on where you live
requesting small peepee peridot
Was this place always this bad ?
>>8428737
this is legitimately disturbing
>>8429144
no
>>8429144
No, some butthurt retard is trying to get attention again and he's forcing it in a way where he either gets attention or he divides /sug/'s already shrinking userbase.
>>8429144
faggots derailed it into discord drama
>>8429144
a thread is a limitless canvas. Say what you want to see and it's there.
>>8429015
sharex to easily share screenshots and take them quickly is another godsend
I wanna hug Garnet.
>>8429076
>has to go around town begging random men to let her suck their dicks
>is completely dependent on sperm and sometimes has to suck Steven's dick while on a mission just to get big again
>healed Jasper becomes a DLC character in STL and her gimmick is being really OP, but she rapidly loses health without cummies
>this is the main reason why Greg is a party member
>>8429144
nope
just real shitposting hour
You can tell which one is him by the lowest amount of effort into trying to steer away from the shit they caused.
>>8429228
What time is it in America?
I think the kids might be getting home from school right about now.
>>8417097
Always right.
>>8429150
I read your post. The thing is that your goal (stopping him) and your actions (giving him the satisfaction of acknowledging his shit) are mutually exclusive. The very fact I am taking the time to tell you this is because this game has no rulebook included
>>8429187
>has eyebags all the time
>hair is a mess
>wears baggy clothes to hide how thin has she gotten
stop purging opal
Predictions on what CN will do for April Fools?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcT7L-0zwDw
Imagine making a whole blog to hate on a show because your ship isn't canon.
PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL PEARL
>>8429228
like, 2:48?
>>8429273
Say they're renewing the show for 3 more seasons and then cancelling the next day.
>>8429277
kill yourself lapidirt
>>8429273
Lion 4 will be a meme joke episode on that day.
>>8429273
Teen Titans Go crossover, most likely.
>>8429213
DownThemAll is great too. I have no idea if it's still more efficient than "save as.." but it used to be for a long while and I never cared to test again.
Hmm.
>>8429280
>it ain't gonna suck itself
>>8429273
lion 4 will be an april fool's episode, say uncle 2.0
>People think we'll get another April fools episode
>We haven't gotten one since 2015
Retards, all of you.
It's not even on a Thursday either.
>>8429292
This fucking frame, she's got buns
>>8429325
She looks like a mini Holly
>>8429280
Add a penis!
>>8429268
bon, you're a goofball.
...it's kinda funny how you may as well could describe me like that except I'm a fat fuck
>>8429295
>lapidirt
I laugh at all retarded shippers.
>>8429324
kill yourself
>>8429370
Kill yourself
>>8429277
t. retarded lapidirtfag who goes on tumblr
>>8429368
fucking kill yourself
If your favorite gem just showed up in the room you're in right now, dropped their pants, and asked you to suck their dick
Would you?
>>8429273
they'll air the season final of every show on air for the bants.
>>8429295
amecucks should burn amecuck
>>8429385
Sapphire doesn't have pants.
>>8429385
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES
>>8429273
They'll air new episodes of every show, but with the audio swapped between them.
I don't mind lapidot as long as it's pretty to look at.
>>8429484
She doesn't have a penis.
>>8429459
because I find it cute and inoffensive.
And that will be enough lapidot from my part for now, I don't mean to raise anyone's blood pressure.
>>8429493
She shape shifts a huge throbbing cock
>>8429359
>>8429310
What is this supposed to mean?
>>8429273
What has CN done for other years?
>>8429363
i was a fat fuck. now I'm just a little fatty, i had to slow down
>>8429523
I read that in Jasper's voice, now I have an urge to strangle that person.
>>8429523
more like autistic ship, fuck zuke for throwing flames on the fire.
she doesn't even work on the show, so stop drawing shit and making these retards think the pic is canon.
>>8429519
She doesn't have anyone to fuck with it.
You know what guys, I think I'm done with this show for a while. I liked season 1 more than season 2 more than season 3 more than season 4, so there isn't much point in sticking around. I'll give it another go in about six months and either get back on this crazy train or quit for good. See you around!
>>8429535
a little fatty
>>8429548
See you next week, anon.
>>8429548
see you later
>>8429547
(you)
>>8429523
you are racist
>>8429548
You can't just leave without stating your favorite gem and favorite boarder
>>8429548
Suck my fucking dick.
>>8429280
>that lil hip shimmy she does
unnnnfnfn
>>8429566
That was fun.
>>8429523
maybe they meant that it's boring and vanilla since they have sleeping emoji next to it, which is true
anyways, stop posting tumblr post here and kill yourself already stupid lapidirtfag
>>8429548
you will officially be less autistic and delusional than everyone else here if you stick to your word, congrats
>>8429535
I'm picking up swimming again for that purpose, since work won't get me much workout and my hobbies mostly require a keyboard
This is Jasper. Please say something nice to her.
>>8429657
nice pussy
>>8429657
She has a long hard throbbing cock.
>>8429423
that's a man
we need to detox the thread
>>8429685
Well aware, sweetie
>>8429675
Do you know what a cat penis looks like sapphyphag?
>>8429706
>>8429724
>>8429657
You are not as fat as some people try to make you out to be.
>>8429445
this the person? looks creepy
>>8429738
>>8429706
leave then
>>8429751
>>8429578
Nah, giving you a straight answer to these questions would just suck me right into a """debate""" and I'd stay here. I'll just say that I liked Pearl back in season 1A and Peridot when she had her limb extenders.
>>8429631
Thanks for the encouragement, anon. I'll be closing this tab in exactly 5 minutes.
>>8429740
That is an EXPANSIVE POSTERIOR
>>8429721
Seems fluffy.
https://su-critical-post-generator.tumblr.com
A lot of these could be real posts.
>>8429762
>>8429752
you're welcome
>>8429480
Honestly, I can't get mad at that image. Ordinarily I hate stuff like this but Steven being trans makes so much sense I'm convinced it was the original intention
I mean, when it comes to minoritywashing, people get so angry regardless of the case, and a lot of the time it's stupid but sometimes it just fits
here's the list
minoritywashings that make sense
>dumbledore
>hermione
>steven
minoritywashings that don't make sense
>heimedal
>L
>lars
>>8429765
SAY YOUR GEMFU OR ELSE
Would you guys fuck an obese lapis
>>8429750
>hates men
>is a retarded tumblrette
>is an ugly fuck with warts covering her face
>shoves her sexuality and political agendas into everything
>can't write or draw
>ships lapidot
typical
>>8429633
...
>>8429820
pottery, clockwork, pieces of a puzzle
>>8429820
>that comic
Made me think.
>>8429750
why does that mustache look like it's made of shit
>>8429480
>kiki just raped them
>>8429801
>minoritywashing
This is new to me, and probably exactly what I think it is.
>>8429805
fuck off
>>8429880
Her various facial blemishes give it the texture of a human log. It's also shit she smeared on her face.
>>8429888
>>8429930
You first, you tasteless faggot.
Gonna take some coloring requests, probably wont do all of them depending on how many I get today. You know the rules no JPG and could be your own art or other.
>previous requests: http://imgur.com/a/BdVjv
>>8429819
with all my heart
>>8429957
>>8429957
?
>>8429826
that's pretty accurate. And in a strange way, I wouldn't want it any other way.
>>8429957
this please
>>8430007
That's my dream too, only in reverse.
/sug/, I thought I was getting fat for the past week or two because my stomach looked big.
But today I had sudden anal explosion and I shit more than I have in my entire life.
Now my stomach looks flatter than ever. I guess I was full of shit.
>>8429750
This is the writer for the comics, Melanie Gillman
>>8429820
The person you are talking about is the artist for the comics, Katy Farina and pic related
Most entertaining episode concepts they'll never do time:
>Opal falls in love with Greg, if it is independent of her component parts or from one of them is left ambiguous.
Would you still love a chubby Pearl after she learns how to eat to impress MG but ends up taking it too far?
>>8430020
I said "holy shit" out loud
>>8430020
You probably just thought Jasper wasn't worst gem for a little bit, that's a common side effect of such a thing.
>>8429957
Proof that Steven is trains:
>Is a woman trapped in a little boy's body
>injected a line about wanting to be a woman into a song
>once jumped at the opportunity to cross dress and even put on makeup for a performance that nobody asked him to to
>also danced gracefully in high heels which takes considerable practice
>has considered dying his hair pink multiple times to look more like his mom
>whether or not he'll spend the rest of his life in stevonnie's highly feminine body as a permafusion is a serious matter of debate
>the crew is full of tumblrites who love pushing the boundaries with sexually progressive themes. they clearly made is as obvious as they could possibly get away with
>>8429888
fuck off
>>8430049
Don't color this one yet color anon, it's a thumbnail.
Anon you are a retard.
>>8430022
she looks like a tato
>>8430083
Post the high res version then because I don't have it.
>>8430063
steven is a trans icon
>>8430020
ayyyy
>>8429930
never
>>8430083
looks like shit either way
How're you all today?
>>8429820
she has a point
LET PEARL BE HAPPY AND LOVED!!!
>>8430162
LET PEARL SUFFER AND DIE!!!
>>8430070
why must you be so rude anon
>>8430144
But, I'm not white.
>>8430153
I want to spank Jasper
>>8430173
Kill yourself, lapidirt.
>>8430162
>>8430184
Once you reach perfection there's no need to go anywhere else.
>>8430173
you are retarded and need to kill yourself though
>>8430153
GOOD
>>8430197
have some standards seriously
>>8429957
do this 'un
by Orangekissess
>>8430197
Ha!
>>8430183
That's not how it works.
>>8429957
>>8430049
>>8430083
>>8430218
kys
>>8430218
Something looks off about that pussy
>>8430184
I don't think he's bad, I think he should just try expanding his horizons by drawing stuff other than porn of buff chicks.
Do people actually wear things like this in public?
>>8429657
its so FAT
I love it!
>>8429981
>>8429992
>>8430218
gonna do these three, might do some of other ones but no guarantees. Although nothings stopping you from requesting it again the next time I come around (probably later tonight)
Imagine if they had an episode where Steven fuses into Rainbow Quartz but and Pearl misses being her so much that she keeps doing it until eventually she basically forces herself on steven, causing him to poof her in self-defense, and the whole thing is made to be a thing about child molestation
>>8430212
>>8430243
t. blushmallet
>>8430271
u da best colorbro
>>8430199
nice feet
REBLOG THIS POST
>>8430270
When will Jasper get a big orange tiger to rival Rose's big pink Lion? Maybe a birthday present from Steven...
>>8430271
thanks for coloring that
>>8430298
Dogsper and Lion will mate and Dogsper will give birth to a litter of tiger cubs.
>>8430285
>there is only shit or more shit
low standards branch out jascuck
>>8430295
Anonymous reblogged this from Anonymous
Wait wait.
Why does everyone hate Orange Kisses?
>>8430326
>Draws Jasper
Probably because they actually have taste.
>>8430259
>>8430326
I think they should draw more then Jasper.
>>8430259
>that last panel
im chuckling
>>8430298
hope soon, if anyone has issues, a animal is usually a good way to cope, be it a puppy or tiger
>>8430312
thats a bad idea dynamite
>>8430313
Who is your favorite SU porn artist then faggot?
>>8430326
It's not "everyone". They're just one of the more overrated artists out there. They're irrelevant though since they don't draw SU anymore anyway.
>>8430326
because they have no taste
>>8430271
if you do the 1st Jasper Peridot pic, there's this follow-up i might request later
>>8430038
How eating is impressive?
>>8430326
They threw a massive fit about never drawing again when Jasper got bubbled, they're the epitome of deluded Jasperfags.
>>8430312
KEKED2X
>>8430340
>>8430351
>>8430350
hot damn
>>8430350
>>8430326
Shit style, huge baby, likes Overbotch. Aku2 is better only shit taste cucks like orange
I asked a friend, and this sent me to this place to ask.
Can someone please give me a quick rundown on Zuke?
>>8430351
Barely looks like peridot
>>8430038
Up to a certain amount of chub, yes
>>8430390
>quick rundown
This is THE hot new shitposting phrase
>>8430390
Here's the quick rundown::
-Sugar bow to Zuke
-In contact with gems
-Possess depressed-like abilities
-Controlled Crewniverse with an iron but fair fist
-Own media & ships globally
-Direct descendant of the Lithuanian royal blood line
-Will bankroll the first cities on Delmarva (Zuketopia will be be the first city)
-Own 99% of SU fanart facilities on Earth
-First designer babies will in all likelihood be Lapis or Peridot gems
-Zuke said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Lunar Sea Spire
-Ancient Gemish scriptures tell of two angels, blue and green, who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
-She owns depression labs around the world
-You likely have depression inside you right now
-Zuke is in regular communication with the Diamonds Pink and White
-She learned fluent Korean in under a week
-Nation states entrust their anti-depressant reserves with her. There’s no medicine in Health Department, only Ft. Zuke
-Zuke is about 5 millenia old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
-In reality, she is a timeless being existing in all points of time, space and ships from the big bang to the end of the universe. We already know her ultimate plans. But we hope for a violent uprooting.
>>8430390
i feel bad that your friend sent you to /trash/
>>8430390
ask leddit fag
>>8430390
Zuke was a tumblr who worked for Steven Universe, she has several mental illnesses and tried to subvert/almost successfully subverted the show to force her ship. She got fired, and is a terrible human beijng over all.
This is "Human Rose" please say something nice to her.
>>8430351
kys
>>8430390
>friend sent you to trash
>>8430340
redchamberdream
>>8430434
no u
>>8430433
I like your beard.
>>8430433
I AM HORNYY
>>8430433
Go back to the shitposting thread where you belong.
>>8430199
And why's that? Something nice happen to you today?
>clean up under my bed and table
>only 26 empty water bottles
Fuck I need to drink more
>>8430463
FAP MY DUDE
FAAAAAP
>>8430390
Everyone point and laugh.
>>8430390
Was ok
drew spikey hair, was dumb but ok
/ourgirl/ for 2.5 seconds, bad idea
BAM, promos of Highschool AU
Was cool until she only drew them because it was a secrete ploy to ship peridot and lapis
Drew barn meme shit and shipped shit to shit
Forced a ship so hard it manifested a swarm of lucus swarm of lapidot shippers so huge it gave steven universe a new form of cancer
now we hate her, and tumblr/leddit white knight while 4chan tries to shit on her
I hate you, /sug/.
>>8430495
I bet all the ledditor autists are drooling over the retarded lapidirt doodle she posted today.
>>8430483
I remember making that post.
>>8430501
>promos of highschool AU
K I L L Y O U R S E L F F A G G O T
>>8430503
We hate you too, uguu eyed fuck
>>8430484
I AM CUMMING
>>8430519
ah, my bad, that was hillary right?
>>8430503
but why
>>8430539
yup
>>8430547
sincerely, my bad friendo
>>8430546
You know why.
>>8430518
it was a good post
>>8430565
I mean I had a dream of steven dropping it like it was hot in front of the gems throwing donuts at him but sides that I cant find a reason for the hate
>>8430565
nope. I have no quarrel with you and I cannot recall the last time I saw these images posted so I'm out of ideas.
>>8430429
>human Beijing
Is there a non-lewd/non-reddit/non-tumblr place where I can enjoy this show? Is this the best we have?
I want you all to DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE
>>8430632
This is the best place we have.
>>8430632
you can come to my house
>>8430637
Why?
>>8430650
you can come to my bed
>>8430637
shouldnt you be taking the knot from white doggo, you shameful display
>>8430632
trash is better than co
>>8430668
was I the only one who was shocked when the wolf popped up because they thought it was supposed to be a metaphor
i don't know how does this make me feel
>>8430637
You think that's hard?
I want those fuckers to LIVE.
>>8430702
what the fuck?
>>8430702
This image would be hellish ot tag on a *booru.
>>8429992
did this one first as a warmup
>>8430771
good job as per usual, colorfag
>>8430699
you are not alone, I lept from my chair cause it caught me off guard
also thought it died
>>8430702
It was in that moment, Johnny knew that he had to flee the country, start a new life as a noodle shopowner.
>>8430510
What retarded lapidirt doodle?
>>8430699
I was rather confused whether the wolf was meant to be a metaphor.
>>8430711
>tfw you want to keep your /sug/ board mates alive when more then half want to legit die
stay alive and stop dying you fucks!
>>8430771
Lapis is so nice for trying to give the beta fish water to breathe!
Post your favorite su lewd
>>8430650
Where is this house of yours?
>>8430688
no
>>8430814
There is no exclusive favorite.
>>8430702
Just because it's one kid + one kid doesn't make it not CP. MODS
>>8430771
thank you colorguy!
>>8430828
Yeah fuck that other guy. How about me?
>>8430814
This ine
>>8430814
>>8430847
yes
>>8430814
>>8430814
pic related
but i figure people probably think im a fag for it
>>8430848
this one's solid too
Gnome-no is legend
Is it weird that I think my neutered cat's fuzzy tiny ballsack is cute?
>>8430814
this counts right?
>>8430810
I agree. Especially the lurkers/quiet ones worry me because they don't even post an occasional "I feel like shit".
[ I KNOW YOU FUCKERS READ THIS. Speak up if you need to vent dammit]
>>8430853
i want to jerk this
>>8430822
Are you trying to rape me?
>>8430859
>what is even going on?
Something nice
>>8430836
yeah. It's nice how they recognized how alike they are in a way instinctively and how they interacted
>>8430814
SultanScarlet is my favorite porn artist
>>8430902
trash trash is starting to become based
>>8430892
No.
>>8430814
Unironically this
>>8430936
. . . Interesting
>>8430936
I have to do a bap check for every sapphy lewd posted. This checks out.
>>8430936
Uniboob Saph is best Saph.
>>8430926
That set was one of the first he made, so he started based.
Sadly all the fags who commissioning him have shit taste.
>>8430936
Unironically neck yourself
A select few of you are okay.
>>8430936
I was Jasper to spank her into having two baps
>>8431000
Am I okay?
>>8431000
Thats fine, still think your uguu eyes are ugo tho
>>8430974
the recent pearl and connie comic was a commission by relatedguy, so it COULD be worse
but whichever faggot commissioned the dindu OC or the Jasper fucking Steven needs to neck themselves
>>8431025
Yes.
>>8431040
You are not okay.
>>8430959
It's also canon.
>>8430987
Yes
>>8431000
What is that anon?
Please do not die, anons.
>>8431066
if the rest of this comic doesn't leak i might
>>8431044
thats reasonable, you freak me out
>>8430814
i don't have a favorite
>>8431107
Post a good one then
>>8431065
Drawing Pearl and Lapis with boobs will never be okay.
>>8431089
ive been burned once, this is some lapidot shit, I feel it
>>8430975
It's funny how fond one can grow of strangers on the internet.
And yeah, SJ has a unique pacing and, for the lack of a better word, cinematography that sets it apart from most animated shows. It's way closer to niche films or shows in that regard, having this artsy touch.
>>8431000
the best thing one can do is try, right?
>>8431066
this
>>8431119
I think it's okay when they're humanized
>>8431116
No.
>>8431195
anon pls i want poooorn
>>8431191
It's not.
Steven/Rose×Garnet - Valentine/Dating Game Show Host
Steven/Rose×Pearl (Rainbow Quartz) - 80s Dancer/Gymnast
Steven/Rose×Amethyst (Smoky Quartz) - 90s teen (??? this one's pretty hard to pinpoint unlike the others)
Steven/Rose×Peridot - Retro Gamer/Hacker
Steven/Rose×Lapis - Surfer/Beach Bum
Steven/Rose×Jasper - ???
Garnet×Pearl (Sardonyx) - Magician
Garnet×Amethyst (Sugilite) - Oni/Punk
Garnet×Peridot - Commander
Garnet×Lapis - Diver/Pro Swimmer
Garnet×Jasper - Amazon Warrior
Pearl×Amethyst (Opal) - Indian Goddess
Pearl×Peridot - Mad Scientist
Pearl×Lapis - Greek/Roman Goddess
Pearl×Jasper - Aztec Warrior
Amethyst×Peridot - Catgirl
Amethyst×Lapis - Emo/Scene Teen
Amethyst×Jasper - Wrestler/Bodybuilder
Peridot×Lapis - Magical Girl Parody
Peridot×Jasper - Tank
Lapis×Jasper (Malachite) - Sea Monster (debut)/Poseidon (post-Jasper redemption)
>>8431229
Avatarfagging is not okay
>>8430814
>>8430814
>>8431229
Garnet then?
>>8431191
>Pearl with opals hair
OoOOoOoooOoo Pearl's penis
ooOOOooOooOo Pearl's penis
oOooOoOoOoOo Pearl's penis
OoOOoOOOooO Pearl's penis
oOoOOooOoOoo Pearl's penis
>>8431266
*Pussy
>>8431240
Sapphire x Lapis - Ice Goddess/Realy Good Swimmer
>>8431252
Sugar draws garnet with breasts, so it's okay.
>>8431266
>12 O's
>not 18 O's
>>8431266
Likin' the 18 inches?
>>8431266
kys
>>8430814
>>8431350
Glenn Garth is usually scum, but his SapphirexRubies set was actually pretty good
>>8431350
>>8431372
>>8431266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZcU9W2h94
yuck
Quality Porn
>>8431241
oh it's because it's on-model, now I get you
Can someone draw this with anon and the gem of your choice
I wonder if any of the Rose Quartzes are runts
>>8431469
Steven Universe
>>8431469
>That under boob
oh have mercy
>>8431494
clever girl
>>8431240
If we were to see a new multi-gem fusion (counting Garnet as one gem even if that's not correct), what are some combinations it could be?
>temple fusion is a must
>shorty squad? A waste before stevidot/amedot
>Zoo gems: skinny, carnelian and an amethyst
>too many hyphotheticals to wager pic related
>is it even possible: Stevonnie + Pearl
I assume any new 3-gem fusions would have a motif since Garnet fusions do. Of course, more 2-way fusions would be better thematically and be more practical
>>8431240
>Peridot×Lapis - Magical Girl Parody
I will be so mad. I want a snobby artist, not weeb shit.
>>8431494
He meant actual Rose Quartzes, not disgusting hybrids that have one of their gems.
/sug/ I know you don't care since you're too busy posting porn, but I just found out scientists have basically invented a self-propelled fluid. It can flow on its own even in the absence of gravity as like a liquid motorcycle. This is so fucking cool it's preventing me from feeling exhaustion
>>8431431
Why is Lois Griffin/.Meg Griffin cosplaying as Lapis, with
>>8431552
pics or it didnt happen
>>8431523
You know what show you're watching, right? You're gonna get weeb shit.
>>8431552
I aint know shit bout science, but that sounds rad anon
And me too, im exited too, found a new romance manga
>Steven is a boy
>Jasper has a masculine vagina
What Steven/Jasper fusion is a big shota? Like, an anime protagonist; wears a cap, shorts, hands are wrapped up
>>8431612
>shota
Don't tempt Rebecca like that.
>>8431240
>Steven/Rose×Jasper - ???
milk... duh
>>8431567
I don't know
>>8431595
>>8431523
you mean LIKE THIS?
>>8431612
What if it's a tiny shota because Jasper's former corruption causes every fusion involving her to be tiny?
>>8431657
Kill yourself, you stupid fucking memer.
>>8431469
It's hard to say. We know for a fact Rose Quartzes were made on earth since Rose was, but it's not clear if any were made in the beta. Did the beta exist before the rebellion?
>>8431570
Possibly a garnet-rose fusion in a flashback. I dont see another 2+ aside from the temple, and Steven+Garnet seems unlikely due to the pedo factor
>>8431599
congrats! which one?
I have no idea what they're going to do with this liquid though some have proposed they'll use it to pump oil. I also supposed enough of it could be used as a biochemical power source (though it depends on ATP so unless they make a giant vat of mitochondria I don't see how)
>>8431671
Edgy doesn't really fit a Lapis/Peridot fusion.
POST A GEM DOING A STINKY FAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>8431679
It will never get bigger
>>8431721
Your meme will never get less shit either and your life will never amount to anything.
>>8431523
They will be an anime ripoff too bad.
>>8431686
good question, I can't recall it well but I think it was never fully specified
I love the perspective here. Reminds me of the kind of visual they have in old science fiction movies. The whole arc really has a classic SF feel.
>>8431731
>either
Thanks for confirming what everyone already knew, micro-anon!
>>8431686
"Fujimi lovers"! Its so good im burning through it
Honestly Id use the new invention to become a new power source, we can only have so much oil in the world and to waste a new source on a depleting source is just silly, but I don't know science so what do I know
>>8431240
I want a Steven/Garnet and Steven/Lapis fusion so baaaaaaad.
>>8431760
visuals*
>>8431762
Thanks for being such a triggered little bitch. I'm sure you'll feel better once you repeat the same tired insult another fifty times. Go ahead and do it right now, or don't since you seem to always be here to defend your stupid memes that you seem to revolve your life around.
One (1) bap
>>8431240
I fucking HATE exponential growth.
>>8431792
>all of that
Found the triggered little bitch
>>8431800
good shit
>>8431800
yes please
PEARL POINTS
>>8431880
What's inside the Pearl Point Pouch? The Pearl Point Pouch? The Pearl Point Pouch? The Pearl Point Pouch? The Pearl Point Pouch?
>>8431880
>>8431905
im sorry doc, we couldnt save him, his brains on stun
>>8431905
What's in it? I wanna know
>>8431905
The coiled length of her 18" penis. Lick the tip for good luck.
>>8431970
Is there a larger version of this image?
Man, why do you guys just eat through threads at this hour?
>>8432068
They taste good
>>8432068
They're baked with love and are EXTRA THICC!
>>8431970
I don't have one, and couldn't find one. I almost hope there isn't one just to not inconvenience indexer
>>8431518
I personally feel like any fusion with 3 or more gems goes into mishmash territory (Alexandrite and temple fusion appearing to be the proof of that). Garnet pretty much counts as a lone personality, so despite Sugilite and Sardonyx technically having 3 gems, they count as a dual-fusion thematically imo. So:
Ruby×Pearl = themed fusion (2 personalities mixed)
Garnet (Ruby×Sapphire)×Pearl = Sardonyx, a themed fusion ("two" personalities mixed)
Ruby×Pearl×Amethyst = mishmash fusion (three personalities mixed)
Garnet×Pearl×Amethyst = Alexandrite, a mishmash fusion ("three" personalities combined)
So shorty squad wouldn't really have too much of a visual theme, it would look like a mishmash of Steven, Amy, and Peri. I'm curious though, if Steven were to fuse with a fusion, would it be wearing his clothes over their clothes? Would Steven×Pearl×Amethyst would be wearing Steven's clothes over Opal's outfit, or would Pearl and Amethyst's gems realize it's a different fusion and recombine in a way that's more fitting? This is so nitpicky but I'd honestly love to see it.