Official autism thread.
If you see another pony thread, redirect them here.
>>8390856
I tend to save everything from DA if possible so I can't remember if I originally found it from there or not, still if I am browsing there and I see something pretty good that's an instasave!
how's u?
>>8390979
hey
>>8390979
>instasave
>>8390990
Hiya KHAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!
how's it going?
>>8391000
>checked
You know, instant-save, instantly saved!
>>8390979
I'm watching Thor: A Dark World
I love these marvel movies they're the best. You should watch them with me, here, in my room.. on my sofa. Kiss me canon
>>8391052
But isn't every save instant?
>>8391060
I'll watch Thor with you, bby.
>>8391052
its going good and how about you?
>>8391092
Gotta get back!
>>8391082
would you really?
tfw you wont
did any of you fags see the episode yet?
>>8391060
Oh yes, it's a pretty good movie indeed, and there's gonna be the sequence releasing in November! and...
>tfw thousands of miles away
>>8391067
The process itself is, but browsing and seeing what good pics show up takes some consideration
>>8391092
Doin' good, just studying and chillin' atm
>>8391207
Only if its on your couch and we can kiss.
>>8391235
It take a second to say
>is this shit?
>do I know what shit is?
>is it difficult to identify shit?
>what is my process in identifying shit?
I really need to take a shit
HEIL SCOOTAHITLER
>>8391386
>>8391424
soup?
>>8391440
The homeless.
>>8391491
doin anything fun today?
>>8391440
It would be better if she was (male)
>>8391549
Sleeping.
>>8391552
did you just rapesume hir gender?
>>8391060
unbelievable
>>8391596
sounds pretty comfy desu
>>8391242
LOL
this movies really rad though
>>8391608
lol i'm just playing
>>8391655
good morning skitteroo!
>>8391655
Ok. I'll be there. If I start waling right now I should be there in 463 hours. I'll bring the popcorn.
>>8391697
Walking
>>8391697
I see you're living up to the thor universe with these biblical tier journeys
>>8391711
Thanks for reminding me. I need to bring a huge hammer.
why dont the captchas tell stories anymore? there used to be cool words, now its just street names.
>>8391795
I really hope to see that it was in fact someone from here "4chan" who found blewberry and is currently bringing and end to this putrid fucking chickun shit, it's fucking ridiculous!
Don't you fucking get bored with this disgusting habit of yours? By the looks of it I'd say you probably suffer from hemorrhoids and ulcers D: from te time you seem to spend here, just wake up, sleep, wak up and post chickun. Just, no. You've spent a millenia doing nothing but being a dick on the internet, absolutely horrible I must say.
>>8392010
hello /b/read
>>8392010
One day I will find you and touch your skittyhole.
>>8392035
>>8392035
hello friend!
>>8392022
Heya Travisposter! Do you have a travis pony?
>>8392052
How goes it Jarret?. I do ave pnoys. But I'd rather post these.
>>8392036
That's Darwins pic i recognized it immediately.
>>8392087
Pretty good, gettin some stuff done. Howabout you? And I mean like a pony version of travis, or a traivisized pony, something like that.
>>8392097
I stole it and I'm never giving it back. Hey what does Calle mean in Spanish? Why is it in my captcha all the time?
>>8392118
street
>>8392126
Thanks. argh damn it more street signs. I'm never going to be able to make a cool capcha story
>>8392087
I have this
>>8392146
whyyyyyy
>>8392146
>>8392118
And this
>>8392171
now thats more like it!
>>8392167
Kek
>>8392181
>>8392049
hello hows it going?
>>8392052
hello blewberry how're you doing? ^_^
>>8392305
I'm alright. Getting high before I go cook. How is it going with you?
>>8392305
doin good, its a real pretty day! how are you?
>>8392499
>>8392530
that neckbeard on his left is glorious. one of the finest neckbeards Ive seen.
>>8392948
Kek
>>8392530
>>8392985
seriously holy fuck. Ok that guy's wearing a pinkie pie footie pajama set, sure... but the dude behind him
>proudly displaying dat paunch
>neckbeard as thick as the hair on his head
>staring straight ahead into oblivion
he gives so few fucks that he is anti-fuck-matter.
>>8392985
shouldnt twilihaze be twilight?
I can't wait till november I want to see the next thor movie already
>>8393039
>shouldnt twilihaze be twilight?
I wish he would come back.
>>8393090
Ragnarok is going to be fuckin great. It better be. You don't name a movie Ragnarok and not have it be fucking crazy.
>>8393110
He was kinda fun.
>>8393173
If there is a Hell I'm going to it for making jokes about his aunt killing herself.
>>8393090
What's your favorite movie of all time?
>>8393270
eh you'll be in good company. The amount of 9/11 jokes Ive made probably got me a ticket already. I was laughing at 9/11 before it was cool
>>8393333
Quads for 9/11. Never forget.
>>8393333
>>8393354
kek
>>8393357
thanks
it still kills me that you can make people mad on 4chan sometimes with 9/11 jokes.
>>8393388
Some people have no sense of humor.
>>8393330
I can't decide.. The avengers was really great because all these characters from the past movies were together, but I really, really liked the Thor series. So I'd have to say Thor.. My favorit scene so far was probably in the avengers when Loki, Thors brother is gloating about being a god and Hulk just rag dolls him and beats the crap out of him and Loki is on the floor like wtf just happened kek
>>8393435
Stay strong son. These may be dark times. But theres still hope that these fuckers will die.
>>8393425
>>8393435
God was always dead. Soon you will be too. Act accordingly.
>>8393502
>>8393469
These are the last two movies I watched.
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10009132_rec
https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/rec_2/
>>8393502
How father? These greedy fucks have occupied this board for god knows how long. How can one have any hope left?
>>8393509
I wonder if his mom really died there.
>>8393573
huh, spookie af
i'll have to try and watch this osme day..
>>8393575
Because if you believe hard enough, there can be hope.
>>8393469
Avengers was great because they were really patient and took their time building up the characters. DC has decided to go the stupid route and just throw everyone together in a big fat fucking mess.
>>8393540
KKKEK
>>8393651
itd be funnier if she did, but I doubt it.
>>8393658
They were really good. I liked them. I still have to watch the 3rd one and fourth one.
>>8393694
I hope she did.
>>8393736
All we can do is hope.
>>8393806
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
9/11!
9/11 who?
you said you wouldn't forget
>>8393897
that funny right there
>>8393991
>>8393894
ALLAHU AKHBAR!
>>8393897
Excellent joke, Abdul! Soon we will bring aobut the downfall of decadent western society!
>>8394096
What's the difference between a cow and 9/11?
America can't milk a cow for 12 years
>>8394050
How's it going Cate?
>>8394218
I'm alright. About to go cook. How are you doing?
>>8394275
Just woke up to a coughing fit.
but I'm mostly ok now.
About to have breakfast.
>>8394301
>coughing fit.
What caused that?
>>8394315
I'm still sick, lotta crap wanted to come out that built up over night
>>8394374
Sounds horrible. Sorry you're sick.
>>8394374
Raptor! Have you seen the new jack!?
>>8394198
youre on a roll lololocaust
>>8394374
heya Rap
>>8394465
Q: What was the last thing going through Mr. Jones' head when he was working on the World Trade Center's 90th floor?
A: The 91st floor.
>>8394457
No Aku, my internets still fucked.
Won't see it till next month.
>>8394427
I'll be right, eventually
>>8394465
G'day
>>8394668
The funniest 9/11 joke I have is this:
Man drives planes into some buildings, kills four thousand people. He's evil, they kill him in his sleep and dump him in the ocean.
Another man, he drives an army into some countries, kills half a million people. He's the good guy. They name a library for him and he retires to a ranch in Texas.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tempted to drink but it's 5pm...
>>8394754
Kek.That's a good one.
>>8394754
(((TEXAS)))
>>8394751
>>8394822
It's always time to drink.
>>8395009
Do you drink? Sometimes? rarely?
>>8394751
soup?
>>8394833
Why thank you kind sir!
>>8394850
Texas is nice. Ive only been to an airport there though.
>>8395036
>>8395125
Can I help you?
>>8395036
I only drink if I can't smoke. And now that I have a card I can smoke whenever I want. But if I couldn't get high I would get drunk. I used to drink a lot. Every night at one point.
han solo dies!
>>8395169
kek i used to drink every day too, like when it was morning we'd wake up and drink, that only lasted about 3 or 4 months though and it was cause i was living with 5 or 6 other guys in a party house and we'd just party every day and people always coming and going and cops coming over to try and get us but we'd all run fast as heck into the ranch and lose them. I was like 14
>>8395341
I come from a long line of alcoholics. A long time ago I told you my grandfather drank in the shower and died in his 30's.
>>8395405
i think you told me that at one point iirc
>>8395160
DIE YOU WORTHLESS SCUM! DIE DIE DIE!
>>8395468
the only star wars canon I accept is the lego star wars canon.
>>8395467
That was my mothers father. My fathers father was killed in prison.
>>8395519
Mothafucka!
>>8395610
You watch the new one???
>>8395662
not yet.
>>8395693
Check steam
>>8395662
I have, shit just got intense!
>>8395720
>>8395720
Mah nigga! Blood fuckin everywhere in that episode! Then that head just went— and the dagger whoosh—oh just all the red snow!
>>8395324
How's it going Rose?
I've overhyped it. And now I need some espresso.
I need some more espresso.
>>8395815
hai bai
>>8395468
thats not very nice.
>>8395831
MOAR COFFEEEEEEE!!
>>8395815
good enough.
got jack playing.
how are you today, babe?
Why does watching conversation between people like Rose and Aku make me feel like I'm reading too much into autistic gaybois confused struggles to act human?
>>8395758
Appreciate it!
but not sure what's the thanks for?
>>8395780
Hell yeah! Never thought I'd live to see the day where Jack....fights in this new manner, atleast now we know all weapons and targets are hot!
>>8395815
Hiya Rap!
how's it going?
>>8395859
RAGAGARAGRAGRAGRAGAGGAGAGARARRARAREARARARARHHAHAGGGAGFEGGSRARAGRGTFATAGRGTE!
>>8395904
I'm ok just watching mister metokur on my mobile
>>8395923
Hey Canon, I'm ok, how're you?
>>8395923
Nuclear option against Aku is now on the table.
>>8395932
his new episode had too much cancer for me. couldn't watch all the way through.
hello /b/read
>>8395971
I just watched the yooka lelle episode or whatever the fuck it's called.
I was considering that game till I saw this, I won't be naymore :3
Or maybe I'll just pirate it.
Maybe I'll go post the pirated link on their forums.
>>8396006
at least jon was respectful of their opinion.
too bad the devs and such have to be cunts.
>>8395987
hi mira.
>>8395925
Damn, didn't realize he was included in a trailer, this keeps getting better!
>>8395954
Doin' good, just studying for my last midterm before all that's left is projects and finals, this train's rolling on through!
I take it you've exceeded your monthly data cap?
>>8395956
Yeah, but what good would that do?
>>8395987
Hai M1zzy :3
>>8395923
>>8396054
I posted 'pirate' on their steam forums.
that'll do.
>>8396130
>Trolling on Steam forums
Damn... so badass
i need moar ram
>>8396130
nice.
>>8396129
>>8396113
Yeah, I don't even know how.
I didn't download anything.
I think my brothers became enboldened because I was able to fix it the last few times so they went stupid with it
Not this time, this time they can deal with it.
>>8396169
>>8396190
It's blowing up!
>>8394751
>No Aku, my internets still fucked.
http://downloadmorebandwidth.com/index.html
>>8396174
http://www.downloadmoreram.com/
>>8396192
>>8396228
damn that sucks, oh well, just a few more days till you're back at full speed I guess. Speaking of such, apparently here we're supposed to get a bit of an upgrade soon, anything ranging from the end of this month to June. What's different this time is there's a new director general for the main state-owned telecom ISP who's replacing the extremely corrupt old guy, and the new guy is pretty open it seemed, hell, he has twitter and he answers alot of people's questions considering the internet day and night, and he's been assigned since just 2 months, the other guy you'd have to wait 3 months to get any relevant info in their press conferences
so yeah, hopefully good stuff to come "soon"
>>8396327
You still using that r295x2?
>>8396271
I do not feel safe clicking that link lol
>>8396327
>>8396362
>Speaking of such, apparently here we're supposed to get a bit of an upgrade soon
Good for you! That's nice.
>>8396366
Joke website ;)
>>8396362
yeah, it's not doing much tho the power leads corroded again
>>8396366
>>8396417
lol I do hope that you get an upgrade soon as well, but let me ask you this: if you were living in a major city in your country, chances are you'd have much better options when it comes to internet connection, right?
In my country you can literally drive from top to bottom of the country in 2 hours and it doesn't matter which city/town/village you live, the connection is limited to this relatively slow speeds as all ISPs here take their bandwidth from one state-owned ISP (they aren't allowed to get bandwidth from anywhere else), so it's pretty much a monopoly here, where depending on how fast that one ISP upgrades, will decide when the other ISPs can follow.
>>8396507
>corroded again
again? how long have you had it that it could get corroded in the first place?
>>8396642
depends on what you mean by good. I have 12 down 1 up and live in a small city of 30k. I think other people can get faster here though, especially companies.
>>8396706
wait a second, wasn't it you who said (a day or 2 ago) you got less than 1mbit/s and live far away from any cell towers? or am I thinking of someone else...
>>8396642
>if you were living in a major city in your country, chances are you'd have much better options when it comes to internet connection, right?
Oh indubitably! However it is relatively the same situation where I live because there are two major ISPs in town and a small local one serving the rural outskirts where I'm residing. None of them go above 100Mbps I think.
>>8396741
'Tis I, Urshula! You are replying to an Anon there!
>>8396741
that would be someone else. I live close to the center of the city.
My friend has an expensive as hell cable connection. It has ungodly fast speeds and is a business class connection that they don't snoop on and yell when you use a lot of bandwidth or pirate stuff.
>>8396271
about a quadrillion tripcodes will do it
>>8396812
whoops, thought you turned off your name lol
>None of them go above 100Mbps I think.
lol no official ISP in my country give above 8mbps, and the maximum speed for an unlimited option is 2mbps!
on top of that, there are some people who still got 1mbps or below simply because of farther distance from their houses to the exchange.(and they're paying for 2mbps)
pic related, This are the current DSL plans from my country's main state-owned ISPs, so private ISPs more or less have the same plans and prices.
Remember, even for the fastest plan you'd have to live pretty close to the exchange to even get that speed. 100mbps is a dream in my country ;-;
>>8396840
Before DSL was implemented here in 2007, everyone used to rely on cable from small private ISPs, where at day you'd barely be able to open anything properly and at night, sometimes you could download really fast or just normally
So captain america the winter soldier is basically about a shit load of things going wrong and nobody can be trusted
People are disgusting
>>8397038
maybe people don't have as much money there to spend on it all to make companies want to upgrade?
I just saw a 2,000 mbps plan with Comcast cable here. It costs like $500 for installation though. Insanity. I don't know if it would work where I live or only be available in a VERY urban area.
>>8397038
>lol no official ISP in my country give above 8mbps, and the maximum speed for an unlimited option is 2mbps!
Ooof! My bad! Thou art indeed the victor of unfortunate speeds. In what country art thou located, if thee are not mindful my being privy to such secrets? (talking like an autistic faggot because I'm bored)
>>8396967
?
>>8397221
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x_xJqkzngBI
>>8397135
Nah, the money is there, in the end the problem is the ISPs have to get all their bandwidth from the main State-owned telecom, some have tried to get from other places and while a few have succeeded and stayed under the radar, others have been jailed for being caught.
but no one would pay $500 for anything internet related here lol, way too expensive
here, check out this speed test I just did, and look how even with my speed I compared to my country's average
>>8397221
Lebanon
also look at my speed result and how I compare with my country average
>>8397294
I guess the money really isn't there then. Around here there are a lot of people that make a ton of money. They complain about being taxed and not being able to afford their extravagant bs while others just starve.
>>8397537
People starve everywhere, it's not a tragedy or anything.
>>8397651
you're a fucking idiot. go fuck yourself and go comment on some other person's post while sucking 12 black dicks.
>>8397690
Starvation is less important than bandwidth and sports cars and I can prove it using science.
>>8397294
Here you are, sir! Apologies for the delay, as my browser configurations hid the image results from my gaze.
>>8396967
>>8396642
>>8397221
soz
>>8397829
>Slower than 94%
Well atleast you know potentially you got plenty of room for improvement, me not so much lol
>>8397971
>>8397829
>>8398004
Sometimes if i walk into a room in my room where it's more quiet, I sit down and notice there's some strange hardly audible rumbling noises.. never have been able to figure out where that comes from..
>>8398063
The ground.
>>8396417
How're you?
>>8396507
There's an aj I don't have!
Or an ajified trixie...
>>8396362
Looks like Things might be starting to look up since you got yourself a new president as well~
Things all over seem to be improving, little by little :3
>>8398121
spooky af
>>8398063
the Taos hum
>>8398183
saved
>>8398262
It's just the sound of millions of horses fapping
Need sleeps, nighty all!
TONIGHT:
Aku gets drunk
Skitty hides under a blanket
And raptor complains about his internet
>>8398315
>>8398339
goodnight friend!
>>8398347
>Skitty hides under a blanket
Hmm. That would be accurate most of the time but right now I'm working on something since I have finally regained decent usage of my right arm.
>>8398339
Night CaNoN!
>>8398339
gutenacht
>>8398183
did you check with cross referencing software?
>>8398374
Yeah well you're a stupid fucking Mexican and you don't know where the northern spice Capitol of wincicopia is, I bet you never heard of it.
>>8398666
nup
>>8398666
The legs look like squares, why are her legs a couple of squares?
>>8397829
I was going to bitch about how slow I thought my connection was.
>>8398695
Ohmigawd Raptor!
>>8398063
Secret underground coyote tunnels.
>>8398734
>bitch about how slow
>Your internet speed is fast
Hmmm...
Bitch as much as you please. I've learned to work around my limitations, and I do have access to faster connections should I so choose.
>>8398695
hardcore
>>8398701
>>>>>>>
>>8398820
I tested the speed on several different sites now. They all say I have a fast connection so the the shitty performance I get must be caused by something else.
>>8398868
Holy shit that's a funny looking square.
>>8398679
So how does irrelevant information deem someone stupid? Am I to suggest you're stupid because you comprehension of technology only goes as far as your ability to use it, to post here, with us? Faggot.
>>8399038
a lack of irrelevant information*
>>8398907
>dat upload
>>8398738
wut wut?
>>8398868
>>8399065
it must be his torrentbox
>>8399038
Dude that's not even irrelevant, there's no such place.
But yeah I'm a retarded illiterate and I love you!
>>8399109
You've got no ass!
>>8399122
>torrentbox
Check my torrentbox, brah!
>>8399215
That gif's artistic style looks familiar
Do you think it's the same artist as the person who made this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQpDcDCgO9k
>>8399215
Hmm, ok.
>>8399321
I made it up skitty! I made it all up! My name's not even Aku!
>>8399288
What's the Luna game?
>>8399109
>>8399614
The Luna Games are a series of simple platforming games featuring Luna. They all have a "spooky twist" (screamers and the first one generated its own files). They were popular creepypasta-type material.
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Luna_Game
http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/wiki/Luna_Game
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=let%27s+play+luna+game
https://web.archive.org/web/20160405154504/http://www.equestriagaming.com/2011/04/luna-game-scareware.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20160405141929/http://www.equestriagaming.com/2011/05/luna-game-2.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20160405213436/http://www.equestriagaming.com/2011/06/luna-game-3.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20160405214952/http://www.equestriagaming.com/2011/07/luna-game-4.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20160405204227/http://www.equestriagaming.com/2011/08/luna-game-0.html
https://web.archive.org/web/20160413043118/http://www.equestriagaming.com/2012/08/luna-game-end-creepypasta.html
>>8399711
>>8400025
>>8400228
3spoopy5me
>>8400228
Bearings latest video, there's 2 vegans that nearly killed their dog on a vegan diet.
and they're saying it wasn't the diet it was a disease of the bowels.
Jesus Christ the guy actually fucking got fucking mad at everyone for making the dog eat meat, including his GF who she doesn't quite admit to saying he was domestically violent as such.
Claimed the breeder doesn't actually care that she just wanted to sell the dog a second time to make even more money.
Jesus Christ...
>>8400347
I said this while consuming bacon and eggs I just cooked I should note.
God Bacons delicious
>>8400377
double truth
>>8400312
nah bro, this is
>>8400347
vegans are scum, I heard about something like htis happening before too
>>8400489
>>8400489
I got that one too, I hit skip and it verified me.
Hers.
More hars.
>>8400489
>If there are none, click skip.
>>8400611 is correct.
>>8400611
best artist
>>8400679
ponay
>>8400696
How's it going?
>>8400699
No idea who it is desu
>>8400699
Fast heoarzz. For YOU.
>>8400696
at this rate you'll never know
>>8400821
danke you for glosy pone
>>8400821
>not cute
Yes you are.
>>8400875
And then she died from internal bleeding.
>>8400783
>No idea who it is desu
https://derpibooru.org/305885
According to Derpibooru the artist is mlpfwb.
>>8400874
>at this rate you'll never know
Know what?
>>8400821
>I'm not cute!
>Looks very cute
>Friend doesn't know what vaporwave is
>Put on Macintosh Plus 420
>"This is elevator music"
>>8400937
>"This is elevator music"
Noice.
Hi Ruby!
>>8400914
>>8400914
>>8401070
Did I do something wrong?
>>8400902
She lives on to be a pony ride.
>>8400914
I'd look but internet
>>8401488
What was >>8400000
>>8401957
How are you doing tonight, Pasta?
>>8401982
/mcg/ anthro. Nobody checked it.
>>8402016
Sup babe
And yeah I see that
>>8402046
Nothing. Wearing the night away. Tired, but I don't wanna sleep.
>>8402098
I know that feel
>>8401957
>>8402180
Because these threads, like tlhg, aren't allowed there
>>8402189
Ooh nice
>>8401957
Gday, how's it going?
>>8401659
kek
>>8402254
Heya raps
I forgot to add last night in that story I told, that the fish was huge, from your wrist to your elbow huge, and if I wore a shirt when I jumped in the water I could have caught it
>>8402129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDY5t4SERU
>>8402189
>>8402333
Nice trips
And nice video too
>>8402236
thank
>>8402333
ok
>>8402305
Nice, nice.
I haven't been fishing in years, the only encounter I've had with fish in fact, has been at the fish n chips shop.
>>8402419
>>8402426
I haven't been fishing in a few years either, also that story was when I was a teenager
>>8402795
True true.
In other news, how've you been today?
>>8402842
Eh, not much, catching up to youtube videos
>>8402868
The obligatory followup question is: what videos?
>>8402934
Just checking out some of northernlion's binding of isaac mod spotlights, I'm also going to be watching a playthru of luigi's mansion:dark moon since I cant be bothered to buy it
>>8402868
Same, I've managed to maintain some semblance of connectivity with my phone internet.
>>8402996
>NL
Good shit right there right there
>>8403029
I find his videos to be quite novel
>>8402483
>>8402996
>binding of isaac mod
Did you hear about The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth+ fiasco? There were quite a few threads on /v/ regarding how horrible the latest expansion is/was compared to Antibirth.
>>8403060
>>8403083
Yeah I have
>Needing to buy an expansion for a mediocre optional floor, a character, and mod support
AB+ is trash.
>>8403121
If it were at least like 5 bucks or something instead of what, 20? then it'd at least pass
It really isnt worth the price
>>8403083
>>8403144
Oh, the price is egregious.
Both of the DLC are 10 bucks.
>>8403176
You can get https://antibirth.com/ for free, if you weren't aware already.
>>8403156
>>8403176
It's still really pushing it for 10
if there were more items and 2 characters instead of one, maybe it wouldn't have had so much backlash
>>8403193
I've been meaning to play it.
Now that I'm done with the achievements I might.
>>8403204
Definitely. I don't think either of them are worth it at all.