Zootopia General: Older Women Make Incredible Lovers Edition

Tiger Oil anger

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>>8376866
>OOC women make incredible stories Edition

>>8376866
That's because older women know what the hell they're doing.

WE HAVE MADE A MISTAKE

Fifth for Porn Street Tiger Oil Ending!

Go back. We have to go back! Back to a time when we could dream of a sweet and blissful fucking session with a Tiger and a Sheep.

>>8376893

Not always. Sometimes they're just prude old virgins.

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>>8376899
INTO A MIRACLE

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Jerboas are cute! CUTE!

>>8376743
Would Doug really take the risk of hurting a sheep though? I know he's probably ok with collateral damage, but damage to a sheep?

>>8376929
Possibly, but given the situation he might write Remmy off as a species traitor.

>>8376929
A predophile though

>>8376866
>(embed)
more like "in bed" geddit

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>>8376743
Epilogue where savage Pandora is just guarding her lil Marshmallow from any harm please, weav?

>>8376903
Let me tell you a story 'bout a ram named Rem,
Surrounded by jerks but slowly warming up to them.
One afternoon he slid up something nice and snug,
In from the window peered a sniper named Doug.
(An asshole, that is. Speciesist, gun for hire)

>>8376944
It depends on if this is pre-or-post revelation.

If after, sure no problem.

If before, well... he does pride himself on being a good shot.

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WE MUST ACCEPT WHAT WE HAVE WROUGHT
WE MUST REAP WHAT WE SOW
WE MUST EMBRACE THIS FETID DARKNESS

PHN'GLUI MGLW'PAGHN WEAVER M'TL GLEN WGAH'FGNL FHTAGN

>>8376929
Doug is a professional

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Nice one, Weaver, I guess it is an AU where Remmy arrived earlier at Pandora in Savages?

Still, time to think of the future.
Lewd requests. Now.

Doug is a crush of mine, I wonder if that's actually him or just another operative/rusing.

Of course this is supposed to be a one-off what-if right?

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Benjamin Franklin, Advice to a Young Man on the Choice of a Mistress (1745).
June 25, 1745

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

1/3

>>8376980
Savage Remmy raping Pandora.

>>8376944
Well at least we can say it's an Alternative Universe

And well there are tons of them.
Especially tons of them where Remmy is dying.

>>8376980
Nick getting seduced by the awfully single otter.

>Liquid is red.

>In Porn Street, Doug is just shooting mammals with tiger oil.

>>8376978
>M'TL GLEN
I see what you did there

>>8376996

Holy shit.

That's really hot.

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>>8376980
Friedkin with Nick.

We need more smol fox with BBW's.

>>8376980
a female ermine masturbating furiously

>>8376980
Finnick jerking it as he watches Nick fucking Judy.

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>>8376979
Doug, I will give you so much money to not shoot the tiger.

>>8376985
2. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

3. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

4. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

5. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

6. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

7. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

2/3

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anyone found the easter egg yet

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weaver did nothing wrong

>>8376985
>>8377028
8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

3/3

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>>8376994
The Faces of Remmy's Death

>>8377032
You mean Judys Carrot Dildo?

>>8377032
>>8377035
WHO DO I SHOOT?!

>>8377032
That the drop of blood on the jar is a question mark?

>>8376980
Remmy fucking Dora while she gets hit and thinking she's just really into it.

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>>8376965
IT'S GOOD

>>8376978
shogg shugg llll ebumna n’ghft Cjopaze fhtagn ilyaa f’grah’nn hupadgh n’gha

>>8377032
You scamp

>>8377032
You horned cocktease, that was a question mark, wasn't it?

>>8377045
Every second a Remmy dies in some Alternate Universe.
So don't be sad that this Remmys Live is over too
Because we all know that there is at least one where he survives.

>>8377032
"This is a joke page" on the side

>>8377054
>>8377067
no

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>>8377010
>>8376996
>Part two: Remmy needs to sexually tame a horny Pandora

THIS IS BEYOND THE STRUCTURE OF LEWDNESS

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>>8377032
Who would ever want to buy a Max Midnight dakimakura except Spintherella?

>>8377012
Second this one

>>8376912
They promised me so much!
How was I to know!?

>>8376951
Take me with you!

>>8377073
Oh god it's true.

Weeeeaaaaver!

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>>8377073
this bamboozle is too much

>>8377032
Is it the Hook dvd on the other side of the shelf?

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>>8377073
>[Metal Gear Spotted Noise]

>>8377012
BBW in Zootopia stands for "Beautiful Bear Women".

>>8377127
Oh goddamnit

>>8377127
Does that mean I'm redeemed for summoning Weaver and I don't have to shoot myself in the Head? Thank god I feel alive again!

Took me till now to recognise that it was Doug with a sniper.
I thought it was a camera and Pandora had manipulated Remmy into making a sex tape for her to sell...
I dunno which one I'd prefer.

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>>8377115
No excuses bitch

>>8377012
Didn't pull out in time? YOU'RE DEAD!

>>8377127
PLAYED LIKE TWO FIDDLES

>>8377127
WEAVER YOU FUCK

Even as a joke page it has a really nice AU arc

>>8377133
>>8377127
now watch the joke part being pandora and remmy's dialogue

and not doug

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>>8377134
I would say that would be true, but what about other big ladies like Fangmeyer?

>>8377073
Anon, tell me how did you find out this.
How?
I have to know.

>>8377150
We aren't in the clear yet, this could be the dreaded double ruse

>>8377127
We get 2-for-1'd almost every goddamn time and we still don't expect it.

You beautiful sonofabitch.

>>8377173
In that case it stands for Big Buff Wfangmeyer.

Big
Beautiful
Weavelope

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I don't know what to believe anymore.

>>8377176
I tilted my screen back. :^]

>>8377173
I prefer dudemeyer, honestly.

>>8377176
Probably a former /5N@F/fag that's been trained to search for secret memes in images.

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>>8377221

>>8377221
Nothing will ever top Weaver's fucking Pig Pen ruse as far as that's concerned. Holy shit I was mad.

>>8377133
>"Remmy, you got spotted by a sniper. Quick, get in cover!"

>>8377202
>When it is cute but Nick being there ruins it because the brain screams "CUCC"

>>8377243
More like
>BOSS GET DOWN

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Well played Mr.Weaver I have to say.
You fooled me for good and earned my deepest respect.

(Which you already had before)

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>>8376985
Thats pretty romantic, for being so clinical.

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Alea iacta est.
This one should not occupy much time, likely I will be able to do two.

Any female ermine sonas that want to be in this drawing?

>>8377265
That's the beauty of early-modern English
There's no way to write something "smoothly" so the only way to speak is clinical. However, those clinical words much more distinctly describe their message and seem more deliberate and real because of it.

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My time to shine

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>Remmy gets hit by the Nighthowler pellet.
>Goes sexually savage on Pandora.
>"It should have been me." Charlie mumbles.

>Weaver does a thing
>Thread fucking explodes
>Anyone who actually wants to talk about Zootopia is shoved off to the side for more pointless OC Circlejerking

Every time

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>>8377073
>>8377127
Yes, remmy actually getting laid IS a joke.

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>>8377449

>>8377449
Ah yes, cucc and savageskye discussion, my favorite

>>8377449
Weak bait

>>8377449
pee pee penis lol XD

>>8377471
>>8377481
It isn't bait if it's true though.

>>8377449
We're zootopia now.

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>>8377449
Its not that baaa-d

>>8377449
yeah cause there's so much fucking untread ground

>>8377449
so do you think that each species still has their own religion? do flock species have mutliple leading dieties because it's group decisions? do wolves worship the moon?

>>8377449
I miss when we actually talked Zootopia, too but you can only talk about an hour and half movie for so long.

>>8377517
If you wanna stop talking about Zootopia
then stop making Zootopia threads.

What the fuck is so hard about that?

>Giving him (ewe)s

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Hello all, sorry about the delay.

>>8337864
>CHU

>>8377498
I mean yeah, this is what faggots like you accuse every single time, but commentary's already pretty much finished right now and the thread's in a lull, so you could easily have brought up a new topic and not get "shoved off to the side"

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>>8337869
>ah, l'amor

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>>8338380
>work and play do mix

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>>8377522
everyone knows there is only one true god of Zooptoopia

>>8377058
>shogg shugg llll ebumna n’ghft Cjopaze fhtagn ilyaa f’grah’nn hupadgh n’gha
Going off of yog-sothoth.com/wiki/index.php/R'lyehian, that would translate to:
realm of darkness realm of Earth at pit darkness Cjopaze waits await their-larvae born of death

Possible translation:
Cjopaze waits for his children born from the dying at the Realm of Darkness and Earth in the [ocean](?)

Ozzy

>>8377615
is

>>8377602
>Gideon got nailed on the cross because he turned water into milk and bread to cake.

>>8377622
dead.

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>>8377622
Pure!

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>>8377622
loved.

>>8377202
Going right to left
>仕事中の偶然!!
A chance meeting while working!!
>ジュディ!?ジャック!!
Jack: "Judy!?"
Judy: "Jack!!"
>2人はおさななじみ
The two are childhood friends
>・同じバニーバウロ出身!
・They both came from Bunnyburrow!
>・赤ちゃんの頃からずっと一緒で家族のような存在!
・Ever since they were babies, they were always treated like family together!
>・ジュディよりみ4つ年上のお兄さん
・4 years older than her, so he acts like her big bro
>・幼い頃親の都合でズートピアへ
・Moved to Zootopia at a young age because of his parents
>・それから長い間会っていない
・Because of that, they haven't seen each other for a long time
>ズートピアでジャックに再会したよ
A reunion with Jack in Zootopia
>挨拶のほっぺにちゅうー
A greeting kiss on the cheek
>ウブシャアアア
SFX: uBUshaaa (SPLOOSH from crushing cup)
>おーいそろそろ行くぞー!
Nick: "He-y! We gotta get going soon--!"
>を見て驚きを隠せなニックさん
Nick trying to hide his surprise upon seeing that

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Bunny cunny is for ___ ____

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>>8377560
>Mead draws that bitch
>sorry about the delay.
No need to apologize, I didn't miss you

>>8377622
Probably not gay baka desu senpai

>>8377593
this is great, but this fox is too smug for her own good

>>8377481
"Weak bait"
10 replies and counting

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>>8377560
>>8377573
>>8377593
These are super cute, especially Bucky and Pronk making a heart.

>>8377650
Bunny dick

>>8377573
I actually really like this image
I mean, it's as subtle as a wink and a finger to the lips, but hey

>>8377573
Truly, true love.

>>8377560
>>8377573
>>8377593
Hey Mead! Nice draws

>>8377560
>Kris surprise kissing
>Judy approves
I love this

Here comes the sevens

>>8377560
I have no idea why, but seeing the cute otter girl latched onto Nick like that to kiss him is great. She is just so damn small compared to him...
Awesome job!

>>8377573
They are probably thinking "Fucking damn it I hate to love this sexy asshole".

>>8377593
Okay Skye, that is just not fair.

>>8377642
>Ever since they were babies, they were always treated like family together!
>4 years older than her, so he acts like her big bro

...So not abloo abloo sad fox cucc? Huh. Or maybe still.

Also, how significant is a kiss on the cheek in japanese culture compared to western?

>>8377560
I like this spiteful single otter too much

Wildehopps is the true 100% canon ship, but I really don't mind this

Who gets the fives?

>>8377573
>More Bucky and Pronk

Yay! They're the only canon characters no one has ruined yet

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I was going to submit this for the Scifi TT, but since that got canned, I thought I'd share anyway.

>>8377560
I really like that.
Especially since Judy is smiling and not drawn as being jealous.

Mead I have to say I really, really like this.

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Going to dump so images before I delete them from my camera roll because... reasons.

>>8377792
Not that significant; maybe even slightly less so than here when done with close friends/family members

Also based on C O N T E X T, it's implied Nick has nothing to worry about; just a chance reunion of childhood friends

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>>8377837

>>8377127
This comic nicely brings up why I am starting to feel tired of these threads...

>>8377822
That was a terrible loss, still love your giant robits man.

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>>8377845

>>8377822
Nice! Who's Jack fighting?

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>>8377865

>>8377560
>>8377656
-Sorry Mead, don't listen to angry shipper me, he can be a dick sometimes, nice drawings, you are awesome!
-NO he is not! How can someone make WildeHopps comics and just go ahead and draw this bi...
-LALALALLA WE DON'T HEAR YOU EVIL ME!

>>8377845
Is that Clawhausers secret power we will see in Zootopia 2?

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>>8377873

>>8377774
>>8377777

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>>8377884

>>8377866
A loving marriage.

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>>8377879
Yes. Through his super powers he teaches the audience a valuable lesson about classe warfare or something.

>>8377905

They will announce a trilogy

t r i l o g y

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>When you find a Zootopia story that reads like something from asstr or literotica.

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>>8377938

>>8377892
>pedos got it
this is the worst possible timeline

>>8377695 >>8377737 >>8377773 >>8377792 >>8377798 >>8377833 >>8377878

Thanks all! And thanks to the requesters for the idea. I'll be off to bed now but I hope to have a productive day tomorrow. YOU CAN HELP by leaving me warmup requests here! I'll check out the thread in the morning.

>>8377892
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKING PEDOFAGS IT'S NOW FAAAAAAAIR

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>>8377958
The story was open and shut. No need for two more. I'm fine with new movies exploring other characters though.

>>8377962

>>8377972
Ok a request.
Hmmm

How about Young Mr and Mrs Otterton meet for the first time?

>>8377972
Something with Nick and Major Friedkin (the polar bear drill instructor) hanging out? It can be romantic, or it can be them just knocking back some drinks together, whatever you think is cool.

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>>8377995

>>8377972
Shorty Squad stuff

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>>8377972
Nick dead, with this flag stabbed on his back

>>8377972
A usual work day of your chipmunk

>>8378001
Or this.
The concept book says that they met at the Meerkat Market

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>>8378013
I still really love this one. Please save it and post this image in memory of me.

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>>8378031

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>>8377972
More crime files stuff.

Like maybe someone making Eve squeal.

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>>8376029

for the anon who rolled a jackal scientist last thread


>>8377593
damn mead, really great sense of atmosphere in this pic

>>8377972
Anneke kissing Remmy but somehow missing and kissing Charlie

>>8377972
A drawing of a younger Zootopia, with the ecosystem walls being constructed.

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>>8378047
SKUNKLY A. BEAR HERE
SPEAKING OF DUMPS
I'm sorry I can't do this right now.

Goodnight Mead.
I hope you burn in hell Weaver.
Goodnight everyone.

>>8378060
you're so good to us, famished. keep being cool

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>>8378072

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>>8378091

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>>8378102

>>8378031
>>8378072
What the fuck is happening anon

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>>8378111
I don't even know why I saved this one.

And that should do it for now. Save them or not, they aren't my problem anymore.

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>>8378060
Thank you Famished. Its wonderful. Im thinking about making some greens tomorrow.

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>>8377865

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>>8378135
You know this sounds like you're going to kill yourself, right?

Please don't do that, anon.

Please.

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>>8377972
Judy noticing another mammal's paws. In a fetishy way

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>>8378113
>>8378215
No, I appreciate that, that I'm going on a date and I'm afraid he'll ask to see pictures. One more for the road.

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>>8378060
Oh this is awkward... I did the same.
>>8378142
For you. Hope you like it nonetheless.

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>>8378284
And for the anon last thread who rolled a ram mortician

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>>8378257
>Going on a date
oh
uh
Good luck, then

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>>8378284
Its not akward. I like the fed up look in both drawings. It describes how i look every second in my live.

>>8378290
I like him!

>>8378290
Ho shit son, thanks a ton!
I need to look up mortician humor for this guy.

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>>8377021
Here you go.
And obviously I forgot to color the tongue

>>8378257
Good luck with your date, anon.
But, please, don't be so ominous the next time

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And the second roll is in

>>8378302
>>8378405
Wat

>>8378405
cuuuute

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>>8376893
>>8376921
>Christmas cake Judy
>enthusiastic
>yet inexperienced
cease and desist!

>>8378472
I had to correct a little error so I deleted the post

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>>8378338
>>8378354
>>8378377
I'm glad you like them!

Now then, anyone got a request? I've probably got time for one.

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>>8377972
Shorty Squad chilling out?

>>8378612
Judy action rolling.

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>>8378257
good luck, i will pray lord byron to give you his blessing

>>8378284
>>8378290
nice pics, aca!

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>>8378612
While we're on the subject of zoosonas, my leopard cat who works at an ad agency and hates his life.

>>8378612
Judy enjoying the view at the ZPD locker room.

>this comic proves weaver has to do twist endings for everything again

Is Weaver Shyamalan's secret love child?

>>8377972
Jack and Skye on a ferris wheel

>>8378691
>Weaver's as old as Shyamallama
wew lad

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>>8378612
Kameela (raccoon) and Kris shopping together

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To the anon that requested an unusually tall finnick bullying nick, sorry its taking so long im making like a comic type thing and im also an incredibly slow drawer, but im working on it. have this stupid thing i did yesterday for now.

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>>8378750

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>>8378864

>>8378292
>>8378405
>>8378652
Sorry and that. And thanks!

>>8378691
ANON

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM

>>8378755
No problem, anon, take as long as you need. Thanks for the little update, I look forward to seeing it!

>>8378677
Why does he hate his live?

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whoever gets heated up over humorous pictures of fictional relationships of talking animals needs to get himself checked up. on a related note, have this

>>8376866
>>>8378612
>Judy enjoying the view at the ZPD locker room.

Judy has to be older and she is watching younger Nick.

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>>8377449

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>>8378932

>>8378932
I want Nick to wiggle his way into marrying the otter

>>8378932
>540.png
>instead of 1280.png
Go back and do it right

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>>8378932
I love the concept.
I still don't know why the otter is so small, though, she should be Judy sized

>>8379037
Mrs. Otterton is a little smaller than Judy, if I recall.

>>8378928
The agency he works in is owned by his father, who is a really sweet guy. He (the character I have yet to come up with a good name for) hates working at the agency, but has no real dreams or aspirations so he works there solely for the good money and because it makes his father proud.

>>8377960
link pls

Does anyone have the screencap of why Nick was the perfect husbando, and it involved his feminine body type contrasted with a masculine personality?

Zootopia is a paradise where gays dont exist

>>8379051
Yes, but not so much as shown in that drawing.
Also Emmitt should be roughly the same height as Judy, so the range of heights for an otter is at least between the two

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>>8379134
And I forgot the image

>>8379134
which makes no fucking sense by the way, as they are based on north american river otters by their colorations, and thus, should both be slightly taller than nick.

>>8379156
Otters got fucked in the evolution department.

>>8379097
Ouch. No Dreams to crush, but still no dreams.

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>>8379132

>>8379177
Everyone said write what you know, so that's what I did.

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>>8379202
rip

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>>8379132
Then explain this.

>>8379102
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12283002/13/We-Just-Call-Them-Extras

The fic is a one-shot/request collection, and also serves as a sort of AU thing for the author's other story "We just call them night howlers".

This specific chapter is a swing scenario involving an OC female bunny and an OC male african wild dog getting it on with Nick and Judy. Some of the dialogue gets...interesting.

>>8379156
Isn't like half of their body length their tail though?

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>>8379132
Explain canon gays

>>8377593

Mead! Swinton looks really gorgeous in the foreground.

Too bad she's evil.

Great work with the different planes in this pic!

>>8379277
Yes, but a fox's tail make up even more of their percentage

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_river_otter#Physical_characteristics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_fox#Dimensions

also nice dubs

>>8379277
Ripped straight from the wiki:
"The North American river otter is a stocky animal of 5 to 14 kilograms (11 to 31 lb), with short legs, a muscular neck no smaller than the head, and an elongated body that is broadest at the hips. An average adult male weighs about 11.3 kilograms (25 lb) against the female's average of 8.3 kilograms (18 lb). Its body length ranges from 66 to 107 centimetres (26 to 42 in). About one-third of the animal's total length consists of a long, tapered tail. Tail lengths range from 30 to 50 centimetres (12 to 20 in). Large male North American river otters can exceed a weight of 15 kilograms (33 lb). It differs from the European otter by its longer neck, narrower visage, the smaller space between the ears and its shorter tail"

>>8379305
edit with Weaver as their pastor when?

>>8377884
Source??

>>8379305
I won't ever regret requesting this pic

>>8379202
And its a good idea.

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Iphone

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I've not been in thread for like the past two-ish days. What's been going on?

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http://baronpuddinsplace.tumblr.com/post/158826752376/in-which-gideon-catches-judy-off-guard-with-a

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>>8379536
Percy's mom has embarrassed her children.

>>8379536
Weaver posted a joke page to his new comic.
Translator/Typesetter anon finished another set of comic pages.
Everyone's gay now. Especially you.

Do you think Nick is bitter? Like the kind of person who'd hold something against someone for a long time? I don't mean something like Judy speech after they already had both apologized, I mean he and someone got in a fight and later said person asked for help, he wonders if said person is trying to screw him up and is paranoid about their true intentions.

>>8379536
Weaver has been dropping a new pack street comic about Remmy and Dora the pretty tiger, Inky had a cool stream and Nobby drew a cute bat. There are probably lots of other things but those are what come to mind at the moment.

>>8379331
Err, here is the thing about that;

"On average, adults (red foxes) measure 35–50 cm (14–20 in) high at the shoulder and 45–90 cm (18–35 in) in body length "with" tails measuring 30–55.5 cm (11.8–21.9 in)."

The tails of the red fox don't count towards the body length, so they have a body length of 18-35 inches from neck to rear, not neck to tail tip.

>>8379336
>About one-third of the animal's total length consists of a long, tapered tail. Tail lengths range from 30 to 50 centimetres (12 to 20 in).

So if an otter was at it's max body length, 42 inches, 14 inches of that would be the tail, and 28 of that would be the actual body. Which would fit just about right with Emmitt, since he looks just a little bit bigger than Judy (who we have estimated is 2'4-2'6).

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>>8379574
>Everyone's gay now. Especially you.

>Just arrived from watching Beauty and the Beast.
>mfw LeFou

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Has anyone else made more Musical Hugh edits?

>>8379606
That as bad as everyone says it is? I hear Watson's acting was shit, too.

>>8378678
>>8378951
>There were rules for the ZPD's locker rooms, and not just the written ones.
>While you were in there, you didn't talk unless you had to - and you pretended you couldn't see anything.
>It was the only way a co-ed system worked.
>And for the most part, it worked well. Detective Hopps had been doing this for too long to be distracted by what was just another aspect of the job.
>But today, for the first time in close to a decade, it wasn't working.
>Wilde was in here, fresh out of the showers, in nothing but the towel around his waist-
>And he either didn't know she was staring in the mirror by the ranks of sinks across the room, or he didn't care.
>But stare she did, as he crossed to his locker by the bench. He didn't acknowledge her - and why would he? He was just following the rules. The sound of her paws in the running water wouldn't draw his attention.
>She watched as he rummaged in his bag. The russet in his coat ran all the way up his back.
>She watched as he juggled bracers and belt pouches, in big, big paws that he was still growing all the way into.
>And she watched - in flagrant, reckless violation of those rules - as the towel slipped off his hips and he bent to pull his shorts on. It lifted his tail, and for one brief moment Judy could see a flash of creamier fur-
>The near door banged open and she nearly leapt out of her uniform. SWAT was back from training early.
>It got Nick's attention, too. His ears rotated and he started to turn his head, and Judy tore her gaze away.
>Her paws were clean. They'd been clean two minutes ago. She reached for the tap, and the towels.
>She couldn't help one last peek, as she passed by for the door.
>And she nearly froze again, when Nick looked up from where he was pulling his pants on and locked eyes with her. There was something in his expression.
>Was she imagining it? Was she that rattled?
>He couldn't know.
>Could he?
>If he did, he wasn't going to say anything.

>>8379585
I feel like he would be the more likely one to fuck someone over and have a backup plan if they try to do the same to him, but he doesn't seem bitter.

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>>8379585
>Like the kind of person who'd hold something against someone for a long time?
gee anon, I dunno

it's not like he held onto this carrot pen for months without any hope of meeting Judy again (and would have probably kept it until the end of his life) and now I've thought of an alternate timeline where he never made up with Judy and died alone and homeless, with nothing to his name but wallet, cheap phone, old faded scout's scarf and a carrot pen without batteries.
Fuck you for making me answering.

>>8379572
Holy hell...

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>>8377055
GG Remmy, you will die as you have not lived: fucking and full of unwavering optimism.
One second to move from fucking to getting fucked

Aaaaah, why am I forgetting to color anatomical parts

>>8379173
>Otters
>got fucked
YES
but not in the same way as the reply above

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>>8379536
>>8379574
On that note, I guess I'll post the link to the comic album, and then one more final time next thread.

http://imgur.com/a/5pJJJ

Now if only that other Bunnyburrow comic could have been like this...

>>8379585
It depends on what they fought on, what was said, etc. If it was just a verbal argument, no money was lost, no agreements were broken, nothing personal, just a fight over something I could see Nick being snarky but he would still help. If the person broke a promise or cost Nick money, I could see Nick being more hesitate of helping.

>>8379606
>>8379621
It's actually a really good film. All that they did was take the animated versions and exaggerate them a bit more.

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>>8379671
I don't know if that's a good or bad holy hell, but either way I agree.

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Do they say heck/hell/whatever in the movie? I need something to replace FUCK.

>>8379709
Frickerino

>>8379693
But it's so... ugly.
Except for where it mattered, and they made the beast a bara furry.

>>8379709
For serious, Judy appears to mouth "Fuck!" before they enter the Naturalist Club.

>>8379709
just use cuss, like in fantastic mr. fox

>>8379709
I think Stu says 'heck' in the beginning.

>>8379709
Sweet cheese and crackers is the closest thing you'll get.

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>>8379671
>>8379698
Oh, I want that MILF so badly...

>>8379719
not him but the statement 'bara furry' just makes me want to see it

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>>8379709
Sweet cheese and crackers is the harshest thing said in the movie

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>tfw missed Weaver's latest hornswoggle because was debating the oncoming uninhabitability of our planet

>>8379698
What a sweet internet of polecats. Better times, i suppose.

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>>8379672
F

>>8379627
>She watched as he juggled bracers and belt pouches, in big, big paws that he was still growing all the way into.

I don't know what is wrong with me when that sentence is the one that gets to me the most; older Judy just ogling a young Nick, who is still on his way to his prime, enjoying how he is still growing in some ways.

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>>8377560
I'm praying for Mead to delve further into lewd...

>>8379756
Now THIS is how to celebrate mother's day.

>>8379709
>>8379766
Stu says "Darn". That works.

Does anyone have the latest tigeriol page, I'm unsure if I missed it, but the last one I saw was when Pandora was offering Remmy the sleeve while he was lying against her

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>>8379222

>>8379709
>>8379735

Stu Hopps: [laughs nervously] Or, uh, heck, you know, if you wanna talk about making the world a better place, no better way to do it than becoming a carrot farmer.

Nick Wilde: Hm. And I will betcha you don't have a warrant to get in, hmm? Darn it. It's a bummer.

>>8379621
It's not bad, it's actually pretty good. This coming from someone who had to watch his sister watch it 3000 times. [spoiler? somewhat] LeFou went from dumbass to Gaston bf and consciousness which made me butthurt as fuck considering I enjoyed his asskissing and idiocy, in the movie it came off as if he just had a crush on him.[/spoiler]

>>8379693
I disagree, they made it better on some parts and added more stuff. The new scenes and some changes actually made me enjoy it more than the original. That said, thank God they didn't try to top the ball scene.

>>8379721
>>8379731
>>8379744
>>8379766
>>8379814
>>8379834
I needed something like "what the FUCK are you doing?", I assume the best replacement would be "what the HECK are you doing?", I really miss being able to use freaking.

>>8379835
>>8379866

How many of these CCs are now dead?

>>8379897
all of them
and those who aren't wish they were

>>8379765
It's the bad kind of "hollywood" bara furry, though.

>>8379897
Panda, Heavy, BB, Clunk

>>8379909
I can agree with that. For sake of comparison, what's a good kind of bara furry? Kumatetsu?

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Damn, the sudden change to daylight saving time had an impact on my psyche bigger than I thought, I don't have the energies to draw anymore.
So have an old lewd, the only semidecent I did

>>8379922
I hope Panda is alright

>>8379893
"What are you doing, darn it!" fits with the film exactly.

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>>8379866
Yay, I'm there!

>>8379970
Doesn't Canidae or Comic have a way to contact them?

>>8377233
>pig pen
care to explain anon?

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Bored streaming; going to doodle some OC stuff, if anyone wants to watch!

https://picarto.tv/093

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Have you had your dick sucked yet this March, /ZTG/?

>>8380044
I'm the only gay person I know unfortunately

>>8379979
"What's wrong with you, darn it!?"
vs
"What the heck is wrong with you?"

>>8379962
Original Beast.
And most Kemono art in general. They love their buff furry dudes.

>>8379233
>Some of the dialogue gets...interesting.

>"Fill me, Nick! Please, I have missed it! I loved it when we did it that first time! It was wonderful! Knowing you had shared it with me! Please share it! Come on! I want that cum! Give it to me!"

...ummm. Hmmm.

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>>8379627
>>8379792

Nothing wrong with you that isn't also wrong with me, Anon.
Goddamn this got to me, straight outta nowhere.

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>>8379906
I...I don't––

yeah

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>>8380118

>>8380118
>>8380132
Awwwww...

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evens male odds female rolling for work address

>>8380118
>>8380132
I thought she was dead by now

>>8380050
Oh, well, have you thought about traveling?

>>8380148
home

>>8380148
Are you also the anon who is writing the Zoosona stories?

>>8377972
Jack holding Skye's dead body before burning down the city.
Make us cry...

>>8380164
yes...

;_;

>>8380148
home reroll

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Can I shill something again even though I've already shilled it a bunch? It's that I'm still stalled on what I'm going to do with this incomplete story.

>>8377972
The Next scene after Jack tells Judy about the power of Wildehopps love, up on the balcony.

>>8380261
Stop asking and shill
God damn its so fucking annoying

>>8380261
Sure if we get more of that tiger feller.

>>8380261
>>8380290
It's like Nick Wilde as a tiger!

>>8380318
He's just so pretty! Probably doesn't wiggle like Nick though.

>>8380367
He probably shags like a lust goddess, doing things as kinky as Nick would.

>>8380261
1. Percy gives up on his crush after seeing Hot Tiger Dick with his girlfriend
2. Percy gives up on his crush after seeing Hot Tiger Dick with his boyfriend
3. Percy tells him his crush and gets rejected
4. Percy tell him his crush and gets that Hot Tiger Dick
5. Hot Tiger Dick dies like Zyzz, doing cocaine in a sauna.

>>8380399
He's not humble about his feline flexibility either. After he's reduced you to a quivering mess (don't even pretend he can't), he'd just casually lick one of the stripes on his lower back.

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>>8379808
>>8379756

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>>8378677
Here ya go anon!

>>8378652
Thanks HC!