HG thread.
359th Express Games!
Reigen Arataka
Cirno
The Player
>>8371313
The Crying Man
test
>>8371313
Maria and Harusame
Haru
>>8371313
Froze
Lord Beerus
>>8371314
>Deeg
I cringe everytime.
Minamoto no Raikou
Avenger
Magilou
>>8371353
>Yeah , he's pretty bad.
Tsuchinoko
The Cancer Killing HG
Miyu Edelfelt
Fortune Teller
Yikes. This could take a while.
>>8371379
Bad can't even describe it.
>>8371313
Positivity man
junkodogs
A Giant Dick
Kano
>>8371423
Stay hydrated, HG friends
Drink plenty of water
>>8371427
i love this dog
>>8371427
Stay cool pupper
>>8371422
if only..
Someone? Anyone?
This is how HG dies..
>>8371446
Black Jedi Man
>>8371446
eggs man
White Slavery
>>8371446
I only have the one filler! I'm sorry.
little shit
>>8371446
Concerned Father
Squidward(?)
The 359th Express Games have been cance-
Freaking hell. That was like pulling teeth.
Nagato
>send damn you
>>8371475
>>8371465
>>8371403
>Swap
>>8371484
>Skepticism.exe
>>8371475
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
>>8371475
This game is gonna be memetastic.
>>8371484
>>8371488
OOOH
YOU!
THANK YOU
>>8371475
Let's have some Real fun!
>>8371504
I don't feel like waiting, so I'll just go with what I have.
>>8371508
Don't cross me!!!
>>8371508
>>8371515
>3645
>woah
>>8371517
>>8371521
Tch!
>>8371508
>>8371508
Wow, that murder must be especially graphic, because we normally don't leave anything out!
>>8371531
>All that's known is something was said between the two, and Ahri just snapped...
>>8371531
Give it a break already.
>>8371540
Night one. Everyone contracts cancer. The end.
>>8371556
Tch. Fine.
>>8371556
You can't contract cancer, you develop it
>>8371556
Ahri kills the positive vibes. HOW COULD YOU, AHRI?
>>8371572
This isn't any cancer. This is some advanced shit.
>>8371574
>Eats Japari Buns.
>>8371580
Nighto two. At least one of them is going to die now.
>>8371574
>giant dick stops a poisonous dart with its fingers
But.. that still means it got hit by the dart, and therefore it's poisoned.
Nasty.
>>8371574
>What the fuck Ahri.
>Even the one who rps as you is angry at you.
>I mean, I'm glad you survived but god damn it.
>>8371584
Quiet already! I get it!
>>8371584
[CENSORED]
>>8371602
WHERE ARE MY COINS?!
>>8371602
You may not want to, but you are powerless to do otherwise.
>>8371602
>Haru wants to be noticed by the cancer killing hg
Boy, you don't.
>>8371615
>>8371615
dear fucking lord
>>8371615
>Ahri eats a dick
>>8371624
>fucking kek
>>8371623
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY
>>8371624
LUCKY!
>>8371624
>>8371638
>Appalling logos.
>They're all dicks.
>>8371624
>
>>8371638
For those who were bothered to go, we have a confrontation rate of 100%. I can't complain about that.
>>8371638
Cancer can not be exterminated.
>>8371654
Now that's a venue of disappointment.
>>8371654
WILL CANCER CLAIM ANOTHER VICTIM?
>>8371654
>sides are currently in orbit
>>8371668
>>8371654
>>8371661
>>8371671
>>8371681
Honestly even myself didn't think it was funny. Just didn't have any better way of coming into the thread.
>>8371668
B A S E D
A
S
E
D
>>8371668
I can't believe what we're witnessing.
>>8371692
>>8371692
BASED REIGEN SAVING US FROM THE TWO BIGGEST PLAGUES OF HG
>>8371692
REIGEN IS THE SAVIOUR OF HG HOLY SHIT
>>8371690
Me neither. I just like that gif.
>>8371654
>FUCK MY SIDES
>>8371692
You've been holding out on us, Reigen! Congratulations, you just won your second Express Game!
>>8371692
Congratulations you cured cancer with a venus fly trap. Cure being a word for it at least.
>>8371711
Thanks for hosting as well.
>>8371692
>MFW I WAS JUST LISTENING TO THIS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A44fDf_qRjY
R E I G E N
E
I
G
E
N
>>8371711
And thanks for playing!
I NEEDN'T REPOST OUR MOMENT OF ZEN
>>8371711
Hehehe...I like you...I really do...
>>8371719
Thanks for hosting.My only regret is getting killed by a little girl
>>8371711
>>8371719
>Thanks for hostin.
>>8371717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TMVaDMVcAg
>>8371711
>>8371719
>thanks for the game, Mokou
>>8371728
Now it's time for you to wait until the winning place cycles back to district 1-1.
>>8371719
Suz on suicide watch
>>8371728
"Are these cancer cells ?"
>>8371742
>>8371748
>>8371711
Congratulations!
>>8371719
Thank you for hosting.
>>8371764
Did it hurt?
>>8371748
based as fuck
>>8371748
if i wasnt a lazy schmuck i'd edit those into discord icons
>>8371764
Another Ahri rp-er? wow.
>>8371771
... Did what hurt?
>>8371780
No? There's still just me.
>>8371783
when you ate that dick
>>8371783
When you ate a dick lol
>>8371783
I'd wonkadonk those badonkadonks.
>>8371624
.. This place is weird..
>>8371799
>>8371803
... ... ...
>>8371785
Have to say, even without being able to participate myself sometimes. Getting to watch everyone else start to root and cheer for someone is great to watch when they make a climatic finish. It's only when it's anti-climatic that I'm not satisfied either.
rip in pepperoni discordoronis
>>8371808
How big can your dick become?
>>8371837
What happened
>>8371791
Uhm, mayte there was actually 3 before you.
Karin did one too.
ROBERT WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>8371840
.. Not really a limit. See >>8371797
>>8371843
He's dead, Jim
>>8371846
Oh really? I didn't know that. I've only seen myself this past... Month I think.
>>8371780
Kill yourself kerag.
>>8371837
>>8371854
It's working fine for me.
>>8371858
Welcome to hga i guess!
>creepy smile
>>8371863
Is that where you erp with asgore?
>>8371864
>It's been an interesting time, but I've enjoyed it.
>>8371863
>playing clash of clans
Fucking ew
>>8371876
I want to fuck the cat
I need a new game to vent my wasted life on. help!
>>8371886
*Fox
>>8371863
>Rhodesian server
>>8371887
>How much money are you willing to drop, and what are you interested in? Cause if your fine with enjoy side characters over the main character I'd recommend Tales of Berseria.
>>8371876
>It has been a pretty fun time.
Help me please.
Who is this?
>>8371904
Vocaloid, IA I think
>>8371901
Tales of Berseria never played it. K will do.
>>8371904
Generic anime garbage
>>8371904
The girl who i'll fap into.
>>8371875
Puking goose my man. The only character he has that I'd fug is Muffet and tbqh there are better people to go for for Danm Spooder RP.
>>8371880
oooh.
>>8371883
it's the shittiest mobile game of all time and i pay no heed to it for the most part
>>8371894
it's pretty good
Rhodesia and Lesotho are the only African regions I take interest in, and the former is kill.
>>8371904
IA from Vocaloid. She has a pretty voice.
>>8371904
http://vocaloid.wikia.com/wiki/IA
>>8371921
Yeah, that's the meme of discord right now. How're you Bolin? Also charge your fucking phone.
>>8371811
ayy bb, want som fug?
TALES OF BERSERIA TEAM ASSEMBLE!
>>8371937
hey its my jimmy waters
>>8371937
Velvet is a meh character completely based around "My revenge"
>>8371927
I don't see the problem with HG Discord, but I only see 1/20 of the shit in there because my lobby access was given and taken away.
I'm pretty good. Watching the Walking Dead with the senpai. The leader of the wolfpack group just kidnapped the nurse bitch and everyone is covered in entrails. Bretty good.
>charge your fucking phone
yeah nah mate
>>8371959
Car bombs
>>8371959
Fair enough. Yeah I stopped watching Walking dead a long while back. As for Discord, it's literally just memes. People are retarded as is and need boogeymen.
As for your phone it's your phone. 4% seems breddy bad.
>>8371955
>You're definitely not wrong.
>>8371937
>....
>>8371863
>That battery percentage
Dude... Come on.
pic for the anon curious about rhodesia server
>>8371965
Kill yourself Gorgay.
>>8371969
The Walking Dead's in a bit of a lull rn considering that Negan only just got hinted at.
>Your property now belongs to Negan
Ebin.
>people are retarded and need boogeymen
Always the same innit.
and i will get my charger at 2%.
>>8371978
fuk off
>>8371976
>It's alright. Even though I'm not a fan of Velvet I'll still only use her in gameplay because she's the main character.
>Otherwise Magilou, Eizen, and Rokurou have much better backstories and motives.
>Actually, Rokurou's is pretty shit to with it just being, for my honor.
>>8371987
>Will get charger at 2%
At least you're gonna do something about it.
>Letting your phone go under 50%
>>8372000
>being an actual autist
>>8371994
Damn it now I want to play this game too. I love interesting side characters.
It's how JoJo part 5 as tolerable.
>letting your phone go under 99%
>unplugging your phone
>Having a phone
>>8372000
>What future year are you originally from?
>using your phone at all
>charging your phone at all
>not buying a new one when your battery runs out
>>8371994
>She's definitely someone I only care for the gameplay, since all the other party members have at least a better backstory and personality than Velvet.
>Also, who's that girl in the image?
>>8372013
>Then you're going to like TOB.
>cell phone
>anything but 100%
>
>not keeping your phone at 69% charge by strategically plugging and unplugging it
>>8371996
ye
>>8372009
Alexandria is where it got shit. Governor's storyline was fantastic, Terminus was alright, hospital storyline was garbo.
Then Alexandria fell to the same fate every civilisation rick encounters touches, and from the looks of it it's gonna get spicy soon enough.
>not using walkie talkie
>>8372035
Oh jesus. I'll wait till it goes on sale, probably this winter.
>Communicating through an electronic device
>>8372035
Ahhh... I didn't bother with any other DLC costume. Also, that doesn't look like Velvet at all.
>not using two cups and a string
>>8372040
Fair enough. Well at least your enjoying yourself somehow besides just /erp/.
>>8372050
Yeah, did a day of work pulling rebar and wrapping up rope in a golf parking lot for an easy 100 in an hour.
>>8372054
The DLC costumes are eh, personally the base outfits are okay and it's just out there for the otaku that want their waifu's to look different.
>He doesn't communicate through telekinesis
You used to call me on my string cup
talking at all
>doesn't have a phone because mine broke
>He communicates
>charging a phone
Low brain activity.png
>buying a new phone every time the battery dies
Okay brain man face.jpg
>sending handwritten letters via pigeon to every poster
Maximum enlightened cosmic brain.gif
>>8372066
>telekinesis
That's telephaty you dumb nigger
>>8372064
I still ERP man, just with a very small amount of people on Discord.
>He lives
>
>>8372078
They live
We sleep
>Not burying your phone in the back garden when the battery dies
>>8372076
I said other forms, not that you didn't anymore. I know you enough kiddo to know you wouldn't just completely drop it. Like hg :^)
>not using smoke signals
>>8372064
Well shit that's pretty fucking awesome.
I only make 10.50 an hour so throwing 50 to something like that is a bit much if it's not for something special.
>>8372064
Hey, as long as I have my Rutee costume, everything else is irrelevant.
>not writing letters
>not having carrier pigeons
>Not LARPing your HG ava in a real arena and actually killing the other competitiors
>>8372086
Just bought a new phone because the battery died on my last one, who dis
Guys. I got it.
Cave paintings
>>8372072
>making new accounts every time he blocks you and messaging hoshi over steam [licks face] so no ship?
InterdimensionalSupremeDeityBrainStatus.png
>>8372089
I know what you mean, when someone threw that offer at me I jumped on it. Easy money for a blister or two. Was suppose to be three days but we finished all the work in one day.
>>8372090
>Only played Symphonia and Berseria, had to look up Rutee
Well hey. You do you. I don't do much for cosmetics in that game besides giving Eizen and eyepatch and 10-gallon hat, and rokurou the shiba ears.
>>8372104
Well when I say I know you, I mean I know how kids your age act. As long as it passes time and keeps your attention you'll keep doing it.
>>8372106
You never did that, faggot.
>unknowingly activates Wifi
>He doesn't communicate by smearing his shit on the wall
>>8372117
fair nuff fampai
>>8372128
>looks up midget puke porn
>>8372128
Jesus, this WiFi is shit. I keep lagging all ovovovovover the plaplaplaplace.
>>8372131
Yeah. Besides I think I blocked you on discord like a year ago, regardless I'm not even in any of the servers your in.
>he doesn't RP in Braille
>my vision when
>>8372117
Sucks that it only lasted a day, but still 100 an hour?
>Eyepatch and ten gallon hat.
Ok. I may need to look this up.
>>8372123
Hey Hoshi's friend. What's up?
>>8372128
>Checks his email
>Sends a message to his best mate Steve, telling him he's a wanker.
>Reads some newsblogs
>Watches a cat video
>Turns his phone off
>Leaves a 50% discount on a big mac at the boatgirls feet
>>8372117
Not going to lie, those cosmetics are pretty funny. And really, I don't do cosmetics either, but I just had to get the Rutee costume.
Since I love old tales of games.
>>8372128
More like Wifu, am I right?
>Doesn't communicate by high-pitched autistic screeches
He doesn't RP using a made up language consisting of gibberish and screaming
>>8372128
>ruins signals
>>8372137
D-DEEG-SAMA!!!?!?!?!
>>8372152
No, you got that wrong.
It's...
>>8372148
Hajahwvhdjcjb18w9yxbJwnn*:÷£f:+*g%}gdf£:×:2£#,,-£bbjaojw
>he doesn't RP in japanese
Shit RP
>he hasn't created a language that only he and Tricky comprehend
>>8372158
fhuf3r748';;lkpl'fawekl[i40uoj'j~}}p~PUJOGJDJOFDP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>8372152
>>8372157
K-KAMI-SAMA!?!?!?!?!?
>>8372167
>fhuf3r748';;lkpl'fawekl[i40uoj'j~}}p~PUJOGJDJOFDP
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK YOU JOSH
FUCKING CUNT
>>8372157
The Nutshack?
>>8372169
E-ELCI-CHAN!?
>>8372140
Was more 100 a day, but lasted an hour before we got basically everything done because they didn't expect me to actually give a shit about it. Which knowing that now, I shouldn't have.
As for the cosmetics, the game gives you a fair number for "free" you just need to collect something in game called Katz and then trade it in at random chest you find in the world.
>>8372143
Fair enough. Yeah some of them don't work very well, others do.
>>8372152
No. I'm not doom nep fag.
>>8372170
>unsheathes katana
>teleports behind u
>summons the ancient demon sword Hama-ko-Nakama-no-Okami, folded 10000000000000000000 times with glorious nippon steel
>>8372134
You sound broken and there is only one way to fix something that is broke.
>Nagato smacks the anon upside the head
>>8372144
Very clever Faceless.
>>8372149
I hope you feel good about yourself, ruining everyone's fun.
>>8372142
Thank you for the donation. It will be put to use tonight during dinner. That coupon better not be expired or you will be the one covering our costs.
>>8372132
You are a disgrace to your kind.
>>8372186
>implying
(£)) _¥€=@÷)$
@!@€/!¡ !,!,_?¥€@(€,
>>8372170
My firewall is encrypted sucker
>>8372128
>plays titty bongo
>>8372207
THAT'S WHAT COMEDY IS THOUGH
>>8372190
>Some are free
This is acceptable. I like treasure hunting anyway so it works out.
nice try. im browsing on incognito
>>8372218
>reels back and hammers the anon
>>8372226
>>8372207
Please be satire
nice try. im using tor
>>8372222
Yeah, and like other Tales of, you can play any of the characters in the party. Like I said I play Velvet only cause she's the main character even though I enjoy Eizen and Rokurou's fighting styles more, and Magilou and Eleanor are the op fighters.
>>8372190
True. Anywho, I am going back to lurking.
>Not creating your own browser server for your personal use
>>8372231
It is
>>8372199
>Very clever
Aww, that's the nicest thing I've heard all day.
>>8372182
knfndsnnnfa////ef[''.;.#.'#'.$%&^*^*&^*%%&^(%(gjhg
ECKS DEEE
>>8372227
>flies backwards
WORTH.
>>8372239
Alright, enjoy your time.
>not knowing none of us are real , and that we're just part of Eggman-kun's imagination.
>>8372257
How can mirrors be real then
>>8372257
>Not having enough Insight to be able to see the Great One Eggman-Kun
>>8372263
They aren't
>>8372257
>
>>8372247
Glad that I could have made your day somewhat better.
>>8372255
You are not the first to make that mistake.
>>8372266
Zomg
Morning.
>>8372287
kys
>>8372287
kys bolin
>>8372287
It's midnight
>>8372287
>executes
>>8372287
fuck off bowling
>>8372287
>It's almost 1 pm.
>Probably still before noon for you.
I'll allow it.
>>8372292
>>8372296
>>8372303
implying implications
it's nearly evening for me anyway
>>8372279
>Hugs the ship's waist from behind
>>8372287
YOU LOOK TASTY!!!!
>>8372318
Oh yeah, Found this.
You can have if you need/want.
>>8372302
>promotes anon for his service to the Barsburg empire.
Not bolin, New Kokichi.
>>8372332
shit theme
>>8372332
>that theme
>>8372329
danke schön
>>8372332
thanks for giving me eye cancer
>>8372347
nah that's only jade
>>8372338
>>8372341
>>8372344
Most of them aren't too decent anyway. I just like the colour orange.
>>8372321
What are you doing? I have things that need doing, try not to restrain me for too long.
>He doesn't use the Futaba style
>>8372356
Just download stylish and you can get a good theme.
>>8372318
>implying I was implying that Ouma is you when I told him to kill himself
>>8372356
ok
>>8372363
I just use Yotsuba.
Don't change/fix what isn't broken I guess.
>>8372356
i like orange too but i use tomorrow like any decent human being
>>8372363
kank
>>8372365
o
>>8372372
DELET
THIS
NOW
>>8372360
>Tightens their grip around Nyagato
>he doesn't use tommorow
>not having a custom theme
>>8372374
>this
The theme really doesn't matter anyway
>>8372378
Seriously, It's just a theme.
>>8372374
I usually prefer Yotsuba B or Photon to be honest.
The piss yellow colour of the original Yotsuba just doesn't look right.
>>8372380
Tomorrow is nice for eyes
>he doesn't main Burichan
>>8372384
>The correct answer
>>8372432
>>8372356
>Filename
Colorized (you)'s and a mascot, on top of black.
>He doesn't change the colourscheme to random bright neon colours and changes the text to size 36 Wingdings
>>8372448
Nice mascot you got there.
>>8372454
Post 2B please
Please never leave, _____
>>8372448
thanks for reminding me to make the posts rounded!
>>8372426
>Maining Burichan
What is this, a style for the hard of seeing?
>not making a custom browser that only loads HG Thread JSON
>he doesn't browse hg from his wii u
>falls asleep again.
>he doesn't browse hg from his 3ds
>Not browsing HG using Steam Browser while playing nekopara
>>8372497
Sorry for not really interacting with you, just dead meme hours right now.
>>8372503
>Playing Nekopara
>Not playing Hatoful Boyfriend
>>8372512
>not playing both side-by-side
>he doesn't browse HG while fucking a loli in his basement on top of an Islamic prayer mat
>>8372519
>Not playing all of them while playing in a match of competitve TF2 and competitve DOTA 2
>>8372497
Nigga it's 1 PM
>>8372533
>DOTA 2
>>8372529
What direction do muslims pray if they were in the core of the earth and somehow survive
>>8372542
They don't. They realize Allah doesn't exist.
>>8372529
>he doesn't browse HG while eating roasted dog and drinking baby piss
>>8372549
Lame answer
>>8372506
(Its cool, characters just a heavy sleeper)
>>8372534
>snoozing intensifies
>>8372542
Toward Mecca still
>>8372542
West
>he doesn't post "NGW" repeatedly
>he doesn't post "NGW" during a game
>ngw
>not pressing continue
>he doesn't post an entry post near the end of the game
>>8372599
>He isn't the one that repopularized NGW on /trash/
>hosting
>>8372611
>>8372599
>Not shouting "NGW" When watching a movie.
>posting
>using the internet at all
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DrExLuchpdg
>reading
>>8372664
>writing
>seeing
>blinking
at my cousin's place lads
wat do
>opening your eyes
new thread?
>feeling
>>8372680
Take a shit in your hand.
Smear it across those white walls and write
FOR THE GAMES
>>8372680
Fuck them of course
>>8372683
Are you gonna host?
>>8372688
i second this
I'm willing to make the thread, anyone can host if they want to.
>>8372708
Imma host
>ouma
>>8372712
'aight, making it now.
>>8372688
over the line
>>8372695
>>8372709
he's a guy
he's also a homo
not fugging him tho
>>8372708
We're not even close to image limit,chill out.
Fresh bread, right from the oven.
>>8372720
>>8372721
Would be pruned before the game's finish