OFFICIAL PNOY BREAD. THIS IS THE OFFICIAL PNOY BREAD; IF YOU FIND ANOTHER THREAD REDIRECT THEM HERE, MOTHERFUCKER!
(If there are multiple threads, the older thread should ideally become the 'go to' motherfucker, unless another thread is more of a motherfucker.)
Everypnoy equal. Everypnoy Loved.
1st
What a thrill
i don't like thing anynmore
PONIES ARE AESTHETIC
>>8369538
i'm more of an uncle fester man myself.
>>8369539
I find the M60A2 extremely arousing.
>>8369022
fasting and tired.
no point in going to bed earlier, don't want to be awake longer.
>>8369162
How're you?
>>8369597
scammer.
>>8369616
>>8369632
I never get any gets and I never get anyone else gets
>>8369616
Also I'm alright, but are you?
>>8369647
Might have had I not been capped.
>>8369656
fasting.
No food today.
It's 7:15pm right now and I'm sincerely going to fuck off at 8pm if I can manage it.
I've nearly made it but it's never fun and it's always hard.
but hey, at least I get to subsist on nothing but bacon from tomorrow on wards, right?
>>8369680
Damn
What are you fasting for?
At least you'll have bacon
Who gave /b/read permission to die?
>>8369706
Diet.
I'm back on it finally and I'm rahter opposed to letting it slip again.
I'm gunna be cut as fuck in 3-4 months time.
>>8370040
Nice, just don t starve yourself, and try to eat healthier foods
Bacon is really fatty
>>8370051
Ketosis calls for meat and veg.
nothing else!
Though I'm exaggerating, Before I fell off for... personal reasons, I'd lost 2kg a week consectively
>>8370068
Ah, okay then, didnt know about ketosis
Sounds like it works pretty well
>>8370090
I'd link you the reddit, but I'm capped :P
I've found it to be the best method for my goals.
I noticed pretty large muscle growth and fat loss while on it last.
I'm hoping to achieve the same again this time.
Though hopefully with a lack of bad news to keep my consistency.
I'm going to bed now thouhg, have a good one.
>>8370100
See ya later dude, I probably will be sleeping soon too
>>8370051
>Bacon is really fatty
In moderation, bacon has some interesting heatlh benefits. In particular, it is high in omega-3 fatty acids and choline.
>>8370237
Huh, interesting
So how're you doing, ruby?
>>8370252
Doing alright. Reading more fanfiction. Just ate a bunch of chips in the middle of the night, and am trying constantly to find a comfortable position on a bed that has memory foam.
>>8370291
Nice, yeah I have trouble getting comfy on memory foam too
Speaking of which, I should probably get to doing that now, seeing as the sun will be rising over here soon and I'm an idiot who ruins their sleeping pattern
See ya later
>>8369539
>>8372333
chekt
>>8372385
how's the arm, skitty?
>>8372442
Still hurts... I'm at the county jail ATM.. so bored...
>>8373164
Why are you in the county jail?
>>8373072
Sieg heil!
>>8370303
Heya Rubers!
>>8372385
Hello Skitterooo!
But seriously, where the hell is everyone? Did you all fuck off back to 8ch without telling me?
Died in Nam.
>>8373375
I specifically said AT
read it
it says (((AT))) and if i were (((IN))) I'd have said "in" D:<
lol im just here visiting a friend... actually i'm home now but they didn't let me go inside, i just went cause his gramma was scared to go alone so i was just keeping her company. she wants me to go with her again in a few days and we devised a plan to let them let me inside next time, imma say im his brother and they don't check so they'll just let me in
>>8374416
Bring him a cake with a saw inside.
>>8374231
naw not me. I'm bread for life. Ive just been working on getting a bunch of lightsabers ready to sell.
>>8374416
>>8374442
bring him a cake with a dragon dildo inside.
help
im stuck
25 minutes into captain america the first avenger and it's so slow :/
>>8374705
>>8374705
>>8374752
ok nvm this movie just got fuggin RADICAL
If trips mods ban horsefuckers
>>8375222
yay you won. Ive already been banned so you get your wish.
>>8375222
oh no~
the yellow splotch on my arm is getting bigger
dafug
>>8375311
Did you see a doctor? You should see a doctor before you have to cut it off.
>>8375311
I think a yellow bruise is a healing bruise. So probably not that bad. If it were purple or red that could be bad.
>>8375354
i googled a bit and that seems accurate.. i really can't remember the last time I've had a bruise anywhere that resulted in this yellow discoloration on my body so it was freaking me out..
>>8375351
yeah.. i did, like 2 or 3 days ago, they just confirmed i broke my arm...
>>8374231
I'm lurking. Dunno what to say.
>>8375386
I'm sure it'll be fine. as long as the bone gets set properly you'll be good, thats the main thing.
>>8375412
Say a silly word you know or face the consequences
>>8375433
Defenestrate!
>>8369572
A3 I like my barrels longer.
>>8375477
To throw out a window. this word is acceptably silly!good show.
>>8375477
Nice sevens
disestablishmentarianism is a funny word
>>8375515
Syllogism is a funny word!
>>8375477
I read a book in which one of the characters threatened to defenestrate someone. I had to look it up in a dictionary.
>>8375576
its a very specific term for sure.
>>8375573
I cant think of anymore silly words
>>8369572
>>8375487
>>8375672
ayyyyy
>>8375515
heya Pasta
>>8369572
>>8375487
T95 is cooler tho
>>8375701
Hello bewby
>>8375672
Heya rap
>>8375719
Blewby*
>>8375701
>>8375719
G'day, how's it going?
>>8375673
I can't either.
>>8375735
Blewby is now Bewby. Wat do?
>>8375719
how ya doin?
>>8375740
damn fine here, just funposting. you?
>>8375688
My mind boggles at the idea that was a real bit of a thread!
>>8375740
>>8375766
Bored, should be probably catching up to the show right now
>>8375757
Did he get breast implants?
>>8375688
>panzer
>>8375757
Squeeze
>>8375766
just breakfast
>>8375784
Which shows that?
>>8375784
might be fun. I got a Star Wars Rebels episode to watch too!
>>8375805
sounds nummy
>>8375805
horse show
>>8375810
That sounds fun too
>>8375782
Haha, yep!
>>8375784
>Did he get breast implants?
Obviously, lol
>>8375788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3bvKejRe2rQ
>>8375834
Ah, righto, fair enough.
>>8375834
its a great show!
I like how the captain america the first avenger has a scene where guys board a train using ziplines off a hill onto the train and once they're on the train doing over 100+ MPH, none of the guys hair or clothes shows any sign of the extreme wind they should be present at that speed
>>8375850
if i had a dollar for every time someponi posted that video in bread i'd... have like 20 dollars
Alright, who is the cutest?
Skitty.
>>8375711
Too slow. Gun on it was the precurser to the gun on the m-60 though. The gun that in real life ended everyone building heavy tanks anymore.
>>8375970
no
>>8376528
Okay, Skitty, who is the cutest?
>>8376419
dude like imagine if they never invented that kind of ammunition and people were just left to build bigger badder tanks and guns, trying to out armor and out gun anything else, we'd have some pretty fuging radical tanks by now, sadly that didn't happen :(
>>8376557
wrong question for the wrong guy to be quite honest familia
captain american the flirt avenger was FUGIN AWESOME desu senpai
>>8376586
If airplanes had never been invented we would have some really crazy landcruiser type tanks now too.
>>8376557
skitty is the cutest.
https://nwjs.io/blog/js-src-protect-perf/
well that kind of sucks, i kind of liked the idea that nwjs couldn't hide its sources, now people can do sketchy shit and less people will be able to tell
>>8377297
>>8377330
>>8377438
dude so what do you think would happen if i made a portal in my room and then made anotherone at the center of the sun?
>>8377407
yer a good man at any rate~
accompanying your friend's granny to the county jail to check on your friend.
>>8377500
chekt
what a file name, who's keeping tack of these things? who ARE you?
hi
pls..
Procrastinating college studies till tonight for vidya games. How's everyone doing?
>>8377496
free heat in the winter
pastel colored horses
>>8377640
>>8377739
chihuahua's are made of pure evil. No demon gonna survive hiding there.
>>8377761
rose huh
pls
sometimes I feel like somebody is waaaaatching meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
my dogs special talent is strategically placing poops in all the worst places
>>8377920
I intend to.
>>8378070
get a cat, dummy.
>>8378107
NO
dogs r still gooder
>>8378107
also i already got a cat anyway
boner and a broken arm is quite the combination
>>8378119
>people actually believe that.
>>8378119
I have a weenie doge
>>8378141
Can you still fap?
>>8378220
lol... no
and im fugin diamonds
>>8378213
(((weenie doge)))
>>8378070
check outside your window!
>>8378213
the second best breed.
the first is corgi.
>>8378260
I can help~
>>8378350
no one's stopping you
>>8378305
hah
my windows are boarded up
also nobody even knows where i live
except wuma and nick
>>8378426
What about that guy who was creeping outside your window last time?
>>8378260
Use your other arm.
>>8378415
err. never mind.
>>8378349
So I never got an answer about who's really cutest... is it Urshula?
>>8378455
what about them?
>>8378469
I would have said use a friend.
>>8378488
G'day Rose
>>8378495
Ho'ws it going Az?
>>8378488
>>8378602
you're the cutest
>>8378469
the coordination in my left arm is literally nonexistent, for example, if i throw a stone i can't hit the broad side of a barn
>>8378704
NO YOU
lol where's reece when you need somebody to beg bread to tell them they're cute
>>8378718
Try throwing from the inside of the barn. All the best pitchers start that way.
>>8378718
From the inside?
>>8378737
YOU
>>8378602
you usually need a protractor to find out whose acutest
>>8378661
hai i'm ok. are you managing with the weather.. ?
>>8378876
Nah mate, you.
pls tell me im cute guis
*posts Salvador Dali - The Persistence of Memory looking selfie*
>>8378718
do it anyway. It's not like throwing stuff, you don't have a g-spot you are searching for.
>tfw skitty and rosey ignore you
>>8378893
weathers great, though I want my internets back desu senpai.
>>8378920
Maybe l8r
right now: THE AVENGERS
>>8378952
... ignored what? I like totally acknowledged what you said
im gonna lace your bubble gum with thumbtacks
>>8378686
sorry...
>>8378661
good afternoon.
>>8378958
fap to that.
>>8378952
>ignored
when? let's beat them up!
>>8379034
boop
>>8378907
Reece, I've seen you. You're fairly cute.
>>8378746
says the guy who begged reece to like him. you'll get yours one day, Skitty.
>>8379016
Pls pls
>>8379052
Hai Azuzuzu! :3
how's it going?
>>8379054
>he can't spot sarcasm
You are actually retarded.
>>8379046
pfff lol
>>8379078
whats shiny up to
>>8379214
he wants to help you fap
don't we all?
sup
>>8379159
You wanted that boipussi
>>8379117
>>8379293
I got a new hat~
what's up with you?
>>8379251
>>8379251
Please understand, I am in a committed relationship and I am a one-tulpa kind of horse.
>>8379343
>committed relationship
>someone who can't help you with that.
>>8379334
Bah, Daylight savings just started here, and I gotta head to sleep soon, an hour less to sleep ;-;
>>8379340
what kind?
>>8379328
You're pretty gross. We ALL know the length you went through to try and sway your fake-nice homosexual lust interest. You spent hours upon days meticulously crafting ideas, stories and doctored images to "sperg out on me" as of a result of your own inability to interpret people's behavior. Even reece told you in front of me that you were pretty much delusional misinterpreted his remarks as cries for help, you'd spam these threads about his feelings at me. Now your only way to get back at me after having made you look twice as much the fool you already were is to "pretend to be retarded" and act like my sarcasm was unironic conversation on my part. Your tricks are old and expired blewberry. Old and expired.
>>8379386
ball cap. has a ddiamond on it.
>>8379445
if i woke up one day and we were married i'd quickly run to the kitchen and microwave a gallon of water for 30 minutes at high and chug it as fast as i can
Why would any sane person pay 750 for shoes
>>8379478
Thats kinda gangster.
I love hats, I collect them, TF2 style
>>8379415
>>8379524
>>8379479
If you are looking to kill yourself, that would not be a good idea. Torture. Your best bet is to piss a cartel person off and then they'll just shoot you and chop you up into delicious buffalo skittywings. Quick and painless.
Pesky daylight savings, need sleeps
nighty all!
>>8379547
>>8379415
I really missed these walls of text. Must be awful to type them one handed. I wonder how you'd do without any hands.
>>8379479
>cook water in microwave for 30 minutes
>not boiling it on the stove in 10-15.
>this guy
>>8379557
mmmmmm buffalo wings. you know the foot is nature's chicken wing.
>>8379557
That's really uncreative, stupid and childish. How old are you kiddo? 15? I don't think you should be here really.
maybe you could try funnyyjunk.com or ifunny.co cause you're in the wrong place here
What about.
Making a b/read board on 8ch.
Would that not be doable?
Also my fucking right wrist is still a bit stiff. Braking hurts.
Fucking saddle bolt.
Fucking piece of shit Chinese garbadge.
Fucking gash one inch from my left ball where I came down on the post with no saddle.
>>8379601
>>8379612
that would not be doable.
fuck 8ch.
>>8379601
this >>8379590
and
>
>>8379653
Naw, he's right, we should make a bread board. Just for us. And if some of us don't get along we can split off and start our own boards too. I've already created /blewb
>>8379653
but we won't get banned. as one of us is modding the board.
Giant, however, are going to regret the day they sold me their shit.
>>8379576
I need more, I want to travel to countries with distinctive head wear and take em home with me
>>8379691
Whoever mods will be hated. Give it time.
>>8379612
why the FUCK would we wana go back to 8chit?
Please elaborate on this.
>>8379590
I'd expect you to be too retarded to understand the physics behind microwaving water for a long time vs boiling water on a stove. Have you ever boiled water on a stove? Surely you have and you've noticed the development of steam bubbles at the bottom of a pan, as the water gets hotter, these steam bubbles expand so quickly it creates turbulence in the water and the water will not get much hotter than it's boiling point of 212F, but if you microwave the water in a clean container, chances are you could heat without causing those steam bubbles to appear on the surface of its container, allowing you to heat water far past its boiling point. It's very dangerous because if you introduce an object like a spoon to the surface of the water, it will instantaneously explode and cause 3rd degree burns/
>>8379687
we should all just open a blank .txt document on our desktops and type into that.
>>8379691
we won't get banned here, genius. the admin said we could stay.
also i don't trust any one of us to act as mod.
please stop floating this terrible idea. 8ch is dead, it's over. fuck them.
>>8379729
>>8379730
I'd trust me as a mod
>>8379376
but if you go to sleep an hour early..
>>8379772
a lot of people don't know that you were a mod on /b/ at one point, thus why you knew all that stuff about reece's pieces being posted itt.
>>8379772
you would you sneaky j00
>>8379376
what's your name in discord? and here? no namesync ytet
i also feel the need to point out that they reversed the pony ban on /b/. we could go back there any time if we wanted.
yeah, no thanks. i'll only b visiting that place to mock its rapid decline.
>>8379691
why did you buy a giant's shit?
>>8379729
sorry, I guess I havent studied microwave cookery as much as you. I use the stove like a fucking adult.
>>8379730
thhis is the best plan, that way we wont get banned for sure! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQJGmjnc8LU
>>8379772
i'd trust me as a moderator
>>8379821
y-you can trust meee~
i mean u no hard~
>>8379947
>hard
harm*
>>8379947
>>8379957
>>8379971
since weeks ago.
what is your obsession with shepherding us onto a dead board? we nearly died because of that back on /b/. 6 solid months and no one joining except for a few faggots that spammed travis pics.
literally within a few hours of posting here we had already picked up two new people. good people too. people with skills. we need more people like that, and the longer we stay here the better chance we have to make those connections.
also that's not smokey, i'm smokey.
>>8380059
Yes. It's me, smug. How goes it?
>>8378903
Hey, I know i'm pretty late, but I had been thinking this whole time. I've come to the conclusion that you're the cutest.
>>8379986
STOOOOOOOOOOOP
>>8380116
>>8379971
cuz if theres one thing we need its protection from shitposts. Wasnt that a class they taught at Hogwarts?
>>8380129
ENOUGH!!
>>8380129
this one is pretty good desu senpai
>>8380096
I'm alright dude. Still a bit stiff from the saddle explosion on Tuesday and a bit of a cold, but other than that, fine.
How're you? And I somehow knew that was you becasue I find the exact same spastic shit funny. We got a psychic thing going here.
>>8380082
Alright, fairenough. Also... skills? I'm intrigued.
>>8380099
>>8378903
>>8378952
Who r u fagts?
>>8380139
>>8380151
>>8380151
get nicks name off your picture NOW
>>8380138
...what?
>>8380163
Smug who the fuck are these guys? I swear I've seen them before...
>>8380161
>saddle explosion on Tuesday
Wha?
>>8380082
>people with skills
I wouldnt call myself skilled at much
Ursh on the other hand, wasnt he trying to help with the threadfinder?
>>8380209
Use reverse image.
>>8380191
>>8380170
get nick's cock out of your butt nao.
>>8380161
I'm just a lurker who just started posting randomly. I don't contribute consistently to the bread
>>8380215
the bolt that clamps my bike saddle to the post snapped and the saddle flew out from under m'arse.
That Knuckles pic up the top? That's what happened to me.
>>8380273
I see. Glad you didn't get hurt too badly.
>>8380161
we all have our abilities. i'm not going to talk about them and embarrass them.
if you had the sync you would be able to ask them yourself. you would also know the person you think is smug is not smug. well, he's a smug sack of shit, but hardly a smuglord.
>>8380218
you have potential to be a champion shitposter.
>>8380336
I suppose that's true
boner
>>8380456
It's me smug. How ya doin?
>Tfw too lazy to press a button and install namesync
>>8380401
shitposters are like the paladins of this bread.
>>8380456
yeah smug posts that stephen universe girl (?)
>>8380572
She's not a girl she's genderfluid.
>>8380601
remember to get your genderfluid changed every 5000 triggerings.
>>8380631
Kek
>>8380572
Yes it is I, Smug
>>8380572
If shitposters are the paladins, then what are the druids?
what is a paladin
>>8380759
in D&D a paladin is a cross between a fighter and a cleric, basically a holy warrior.
>>8380700
what do druids do again?
get drunk in the woods?
sounds like skitty territory.
what the hell that wasn't the pic i chose
>>8380779
>>8380759
They're like a warrior, but with holy magic, typically they can also heal people and have bonus power against demons and the undead
>>8380801
Druids are healers that use nature magic, basically the hippies of rpgs
They also can, in some games, speak to animals/turn into animals
>>8380845
oh. in that case probably cupcake and northern wind.
>>8380845
I thought they turned into animals and fucked things in the woods.
>>8381065
>>8381090
kek
caught you lurking
has anyone had their eyes spaz out when they try to move the camera in a top down RTS but it doesnt but your brain compensates for the motion and you derp?
>>8381744
No?
>>8381744
not that I can recall, and I play a lot of RTS games
>>8381837
if you've played 2000 hours of dota you'd have experienced it 100 times
>>8381946
I legit dont even know what a DOTA is, but I hear the term occassionally. It seems to be an autism simulator?
>>8381995
It's a moba
so yes
>>8382073
i also dont know what a moba is. im behind.
I am anonymous. I am legion. And i do declare that these horses should be locked up in >>/mlp/
They do not belong here in OUR trash.
>>8382114
a 5v5 pvp rpg where you level up off of farming monsters in lanes and buy items to improve your stats, each time you finish a match your next one will be at level 1 again, matches lasting as long as an hour each
It's an autism simulator and a salt mine, and this is coming from personal experience
>>8382152
yeah we're pretty awful
>>8382153
heh interestin concept. i gotcha. thanks for splainin
>>8382197
Yep,
Most of the salt comes from the fact that players are worth much much more experience and gold than monsters, so if you have a bad teammate you can pretty much lose just because of that single person
>>8382197
And now let us duel to the death!
If i roll a seven then you are dedededed!
>7
hello /b/read
>>8382257
ah so theres probably even more shrieking at eachother than regular MMOs. noted.
>>8382271
Calling a 4 to destroy your kneecap
>>8382273
hey hey
>>8382273
Hey mira
>>8382420
Technically they're not an mmo, but a pvp rpg, but yes
>>8382438
I kinda like RPGs I just dont like other people being in them
>>8382420
Hi blewberry hows it going?
>>8382438
Hey how're you doing?
>>8382457
That's understandable
>>8382474
I'm alright
this board needs more diaper pony threads.
>>8382474
pretty ok, just hangin out. might paly some vidya. you?
>>8382496
glad you enjoy it tho = )
>>8382512
i kno rite?
>>8382521
I used to play smite which was a moba, but I've pretty much dropped them completely a year or so ago
I'm not really a fan of league and dota
>>8382547
all the joy of shitting your pants, but without the mess!
>that whole episode
>>8382512
hai
>>8382496
well hope it gets better ^_^
>>8382521
i'm fine just relaxing And reading.
>>8382700
is the new samurai jack good?
>>8382271
tits pls
>>8382765
hello, friend.
8
... why am i so thirsty... i've totally been drinking water but its not working..
>tfw hulk can't pickup thors hammer
lel
>>8382700
I love the shock he gets in that one
>>8382905
rabies soon you cant swollow either
>>8383021
what do you think about female thor? my man.
>>8383065
wat
>>8383077
haven't seen her but i already know they're not nearly as cool going off of the ionformation you have provided in this very poost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9sWMZ5zZUqM
>>8382811
hows it going?
>>8382902
>>8383678
not bad at all.
how's it going with you?
>>8383510
I just saw this in a fighting thread on /gif/ a while ago
she should legally be barred from having any kind of pet
last
the avengers was a fucking BASED awesome movie
also not really azuria
>>8384182
don't be racist man.