RWBY/RT Trash General #365: This Thread is Bones Edition
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Jaune x Whitley is endgame.
>>8369060
I hope.
>>8369060
Jaune x Whitley x port
>>8369060
>A shirtless Jaune embracing a blushing Whitley from behind as they look into a camera.
>>8369121
>Jaunes tall muscular body hugging against Whitleys shorter skinny frame
>>8369143
>Whitley is in a swimsuit
>Jaune has body hugging spandex shorts on.
Jaune x the Schnee children is endgame
Jaune x his hand is endgame
What if your waifu gave you a lap dance on a dare and she got really into it.
>>8369787
Jaune x my hand is endgame
>>8369810
Hi Jaune
>>8369941
>>8370393
Is this a cat thing I'm unaware of?
>>8370428
I think it's some sort of dentistry fetish?
>>8370428
It's just fingering a pussy
>>8370430
Bruh fingers in mouth is a god-tier fetish.
Incidentally, it's also one of mine.
>>8370436
>>8370436
Alright, that's a new one.
>>8370443
This is my favorite position
>>8370434
>>8370444
It's not that weird, right?
>>8370461
No no, I think I'm understanding the appeal
Arkos is best ship!
i LOVE cinder
>>8370537
It would be amusing to see this drawn in a more realistic style.
>>8370633
Do you know the artist?
>>8370646
Nope
Do you think they fuck ?
>>8370712
I think Qrow will settle for anything
>>8370712
They did once, but vowed to never speak of it again.
>>8370712
Where else do you think Adam came from?
>>8370744
>>8370813
>>8370827
Holy shit, im watching the newest on the spot and jessica nigri is not hot, at all.
What the fuck happened to her?
>>8370870
Always open*
>>8370898
that pupper looks afraid
>>8370499
It was... Then it sank.
>>8371087
Rolling
>>8371087
Rowlin
>>8371087
Eh why not...
>>8371087
Allright then. Here's hoping for Coco!
>>8371150
Oh bugger.
>>8371126
Shit i got Arslan
Nothing wrong with her being a brownie but i fucking dont wanna babysit
>RT Podcast
>Burnie - "Hey idiots, stop making stupid fucking 'hur duhr what was Gavin competing in' jokes on twitter about the Special Olympics. It's not clever"
>Off Topic later that week
>Gavin - "I was at the Special Olympics" Everyone else "Cool, what'd you compete in?"
>>8371168
I'm sure that fatherhood will be very rewarding. You'll enjoy seeing Reese, Nadir and Bolin grow up and learn life skills.
>>8371220
>Blake and Yang humiliation
>>8371220
Shows how AH is one of the few segments of RT that isn't total shit yet
How would they fare in Remnant?
>>8371315
>they get their weapons stolen by the pentagon thief
>"Long ago in a distant land, I Salem the shapeshifting master of darkness unleashed an UNSPEAKABLE EVIL!"
>"But, a foolish hooded warrior wielding magic grey eyes stepped forth to oppose me."
>"Before the final blow was struck, I tore open a portal in time and flung her into the future where my darkness is law."
>"Now the fool seeks to return to the past and undo the future that is Salem."
>>8371420
I want to make an honest woman out of Salem
>>8371087
Fuck it sure
>>8371420
How would he fare on Remnant ?
>>8371458
Pretty fuckin' well, though he'd struggle against White Fang.
>>8371483
>>8371458
Jack vs Adam duel would be fucking great
>>8371541
>Samurai Jaune
>>8371560
Just stop
>>8371576
Get fucked, homeboy
>>8371420
Would Jack mistake Salem for Ikra or something?
>>8371541
I mean, Samurai Jack is basically what RWBY promised. Lots of really good fight scenes with an excuse plot.
>>8371607
Well, considering Salem isn't bright green, no.
Blake's parents house/mansion.
Don't forget that Menagerie is the worst place in the world to live at.
>>8371087
Roll threads kill time like no others
>>8371609
>excuse plot
Jack had a clear plot throughout.
We're 4 Volumes into RWBY and we haven't even really figured out the actual plot.
What if Salem called Jack a foolish samurai?
>>8371669
So not only does her parents own a mansion, they also have a huge garden and courtyard. Remember Sun saying how crowded things are? Why not let some people live in the mansion, or build some small houses on their garden to make more room?
>>8371682
Well yeah, but the plot just existed so we could see a samurai slice up robots in the future.
>>8371669
>no wifi
>>8371743
But how does Blake post on /int/
>>8371814
Why do you think she left?
>>8371701
Her parents are probably rich and don't want poor bums living near them
>>8371087
Roll
>>8371087
Rollin
>>8372782
Did they fuck?
>>8372924
Bitch died before Ruby could even walk
>>8372924
Yes and Tai was watching
>>8372996
does not mean they didn't fuck
>>8373046
>>8372996
It could be Ruby having an incestuous wet dream
>>8373004
But did he join in?
>>8373123
Thought that was Jaune and Ruby before I read the filename
>>8373154
>>8371087
Rock on.
What if RWBY and JNPR were in a glee club
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rih_HDea7RI
>>8373331
Weiss would still be best girl
Misa x Emerald is endgame.
>>8373442
One day it will reach the point of Misa trying to masturbate with a recently-put-out candle
>>8373442
>Misa leaving Cinder for Emerald
>>8373442
Well, they will have to somehow find a way to comfort each other after Cinder inevitably marries Merc.
>>8371087
Rollin for Coco
>>8373464
It would be a huge twist for the shipping community and the show, but I think it'd work out.
>>8373497
>>8373503
Well shit man, way to go.
>>8373497
>Merc doesn't even like Cinder
>that pisses out Emerald and Misa even more
What if May wore a suit and tie?
>>8373514
Emmy must have felt horrible when Cinder literally told her to gtfo so she could dance with her future husband.
>>8373547
I mean "pisses off"
>>8373585
Indeed.
Luckily, she has a semblance she can use for such occasions.
>>8373520
Time to write that fanfic where Coco tries to hook anon up with Velvet but slowly falls in love with him instead.
Why does Jaune look like a Chad in the concept art?
>>8373560
Muh dik would pierce the empyrean vault itself.
>>8373772
canon jaune has more of a baby face
>>8373772
Because he is?
Jaune was never a scrawny loser. He was more of a goofy white bread Chad since the beginning.
>>8373821
He objectively used to be considered a scrawny nerd in volume 1
>>8373607
That's pretty depressing
>>8373868
>Nerd
I never got where that part came from,
Was it because he read comics? Because that was never a big thing with him beyond a throwaway line.
>>8373607
why anon
>>8373924
Guess I meant loser
>>8374021
Well there's an arguement to be made about how he was never much of a loser.
He had a large circle of friends of which only maybe Weiss disliked him and even then Weiss never seemed to hate him when he wasn't hitting on her, and the only person who really gave him grief was Cardin. Who if wasn't for Jaune's baggage of I lied my way into here would have gotten his ass kicked like they were in high school and he shoved the punter on the football team in front of the linebackers.
>>8374096
Yeah he's not really a loser, but the plot plays him up as 'the loser'
which is really dumb because you can tell he's fairly average
>>8374209
It's a case of M&K's classic 'telling over showing' method of writing, like all the alleged racism the faunus have to put up with
>>8374209
>but the plot plays him up as 'the loser'
Well does it really?
Cardin bullying never came off as Jaune being a loser. It seemed like a really clumsy way of saying "Jaune is a retard for not relying on his team."
>>8373821
He was always a scrawny loser. Rewatch Volume 1. Weiss refers to him as "tall, blonde, and scraggly".
>Scraggly
>(of a person or animal) thin and bony.
>synonyms: scrawny, thin, as thin as a rake, skinny, skin-and-bones, gaunt, bony, angular, gawky, rawboned
"this scraggy mutt just wandered into our yard"
>>8374096
Like a lot of a things Jaue being this loser is strictly a fanon thing that people have latched onto and refuse to let go.
Jaune is a lot like Miles and Kerry which makes sense because he's a very lazily written character (which speaking to the state of anime and cartoons manages to come off as somewhat unique due to the nature of the people writing) who is heavily based on them.
He's a charismatic personable goofball who makes friends easily and does stuff he wants to do. If anything he's actually less competent than those two.
>>8374300
>Weiss
>>8374340
>Changing the goalposts
>>8374347
Not really.
Pointing out that a negative viewpoint was voiced by a generally negative person isn't changing the goalposts, it's pointing out a possible factor that can color things differently.
Jaune or Ren pick one
>>8374374
She hasn't interacted with him at all up to that point. She has no reason to be extra negative.
>>8374422
Yeah but she's a pretty negative bitch.
>>8374398
Jaune.
>>8374398
Jaune
>>8374438
Yeah. But telling > showing in RWBY. If we took being a negative and awful person as a reason to disregard everything a character says, we'd have to ignore most of Blake's dialogue too.
>>8374398
Jaune, but Ren can join in on the bullying
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12417608/1/When-Islam-in-Remnant
What the fuck is this
>>8374482
>>8374466
>If we took being a negative and awful person as a reason to disregard everything a character says, we'd have to ignore most of Blake's dialogue too.
Except Blake isn't portrayed as negative and awful in the show.
That's all literally shit this portion of the fandom keeps regurgitating.
Weiss on the other hand is in canon a bitch.
>>8374507
But she's not. She's an Ice Queen. Totally different.
>>8374522
>Ice Queen
That's girls who are bitchy.
>>8371669
>>8371743
>>8371814
>>8371826
Menagerie is so shit they don't even know how to build a CCT Tower of their own even though a shit hole like Vacuo could do it. That's probably why Ghira only found out years later that the WF was responsible for the fall of Beacon and Menagerie must be truly irreverent too if no outside bothered to tell them.
>Menagerieians BTFO again.
>>8374560
>That's probably why Ghira only found out years later that the WF was responsible for the fall of Beacon and Menagerie must be truly irreverent too if no outside bothered to tell them.
It was months later.
http://saskyang.tumblr.com/post/158809494302/i-love-ruby-and-i-love-this-outdated-meme-fight-me
>>8374508
Mojo is so Bones
>>8374703
ZOOM
I want to lick Neon's feet
>>8374733
>>8374475
>That R
>>8374605
>It was months later.
The Rubes looks pretty top heavy for it to have only been a few years.
Even then that still doesn't help in proving Menagerie isn't fucking shit.
>>8375128
The description for each Chapter of Volume 4 says the Fall of Beacon was months ago.
How much Grimm would this attract
https://youtu.be/k4Pd527GN48
>>8375174
All of them.
>>8374398
Jaune.
Ren has the small twink thing going on but Jaune is the buff but nice blond boy the goths secretly wish would notice them in high school.
>>8375256
If the Battle of Beacon hadn't happened Pyrrha would have been utterly blown out of the water by some random loser girl.
>Don't talk to me or my friend's corgi ever again
>>8375410
>>8375410
U fukin w0t m8?
Jaune is a slut who sells himself to rich shotas.
>>8375545
Hot.
>>8375619
Jaune is pure and that is disgusting.
>>8375662
Jaune is a slut for rich schnee shota money
>>8375683
What could a twelve year old want with an 18 year old hardbody.
I want to cum in Yang's scarf
>>8375743
Because money
On a side note I do wish MK would confirm all these new characters ages, Whitley comes off as more like 15/16
>>8375743
>Kid going through puberty
>Not wanting to fuck everybody
>>8375743
Why wouldnt Whitley want Jaune all over him?
>>8374719
>Mojo
>>8371087
Rolling
>>8375890
>W: Come meet me irl, I want to do some sick shit with you
>J: Like what?
>W: I dunno, handholding? Maybe kiss you on the forehead?
>J: JESUS
>>8375890
>Whitley pays a whore to keep him company and treat him nice.
And now it's depressing.
>>8375890
>Whitley for the most part is just starved for affection so a lot of stuff he has done with Jaune is vanilla and lovey
>>8376015
>Whitley keeps the memories of the months with Jaune internalized to keep going.
>Keeps telling himself that when he takes over he can afford to reach out and find Jaune where ever he might be.
>Jaune suddenly reappears with thirty pounds of muscle tacked on and some kind of hero.
Not really.
>>8374763
I'm defiantly not a foot fag but I would absolutely lick Neon's feet clean.
Sweeet dishwasher is finally getting to my commission. Took several months, but he's finally getting to work on it
>>8374763
Lot of people want to lick their waifus feet some want to lick their shoes
>>8375846
Opps your right
Meant hiwon
>>8376087
That sounds awful is it really worth the wait and price?
>>8376015
>Whitley pays Jaune to just hold and cuddle him for a while
>>8376105
>hiwon
That's Picasso, you idiot.
>>8376116
I'd say so, he was always courteous to work with and is putting in more detail for how patient I was with him.
>>8376141
>The sheer patheticness of Whitley's demands compared to what Jaune thought would happen make taking the money difficult.
>Jaune compromises his guilt away by giving Whitley his number.
>Jaune has been telling Whitley a heavily edited version of RWBY with the occasional nude.
>>8371087
Sure, why not
>>8376013
Can Whitley even reach his forehead
>>8376233
oh, neat, guess I get to lez it up, rerolling
>>8376238
Whitley is 5'3 and Jaune is 6'0
>>8376222
>Jaune's version of events doesn't necessarily play up his heroism.
>It just paints a very skewed picture of what his friends are like.
>Weiss is practically unrecognizable, Ruby is terrifying and Whitley is convinced that Yang is making moves on Jaune and Nora sounds like a very level headed gril.
>Pyrrha especially sounds like a nice girl. She's like Jaune's sister.
>>8376278
Wow this pairing just gets hotter and hotter.
>>8376163
Shit sorry
Your right sinccubi always mess up the artist
>>8376278
Yeah but Whitley has extendo legs
>>8376182
>The shitty cucked Mistrali getting a thrown and advanced Atlesian Knight.
Why Dishwasher?
>>8376098
Philosophical question: would a shoe licker have to lick Neon's rollerblades?
>>8376448
I'd imagine it be insulting if they didn't
>>8376448
What if the wheels on her skates were covered in drugs and alcohol from all the parties she attends
>>8376720
>You need to wear steel-toed boots when you walk in her house because she's a druggie and so are her parents
>>8373123
>cuck
>>8377178
Wouldnt Raven be the cuck in this situation?
>>8377238
"Oh, high there, I'm Summer Rose and this is my husband's daughter, Yang."
>>8377238
Summer just had Raven's sloppy seconds
>>8377357
>And my daughter, Ruby.
>>8377374
Her daughter with Qrow, you mean?
>>8377384
>Meme
>>8377393
What's the meme?
>>8377369
>Summer goes to visit Raven at her bandit camp in secret
>Tells her how her marriage with Tai going fine and a child is already on the way
>Raven asks if Summer wants her sandwich that she left in the cold
>>8377405
Qrow being Rubys blood related father is a meme
>>8377416
kek!
Rube empire when?
>>8377423
Theories aren't memes.
>>8377509
A weak ass theory with no real evidence, the strongest argument being 'Ruby doesnt look like Taiyang' and gets even weaker with how Qrow talks to Raven about Yang and family.
At this point it's literally only used as a meme
>>8377509
It is when it's posted LITERALLY everywhere and is pushed as hard as it is
>>8377582
>>8377423
Ruby herself is a meme.
>>8377789
Unfortunate yet true.
I want ruby to sit on my face and feel her asshole twitch as she lets out gas for me to inhale
>>8377904
NDGD draws those two so well
Cute moms!!
>>8378177
>>8378210
>540
never breed
>>8378210
>>8378313
I want to smell neos sweaty soccer socks
>You will never be the neighborhood delivery boy/repair man that they tease and flirt with playfully to get a reaction out of you.
>>8378356
Oh my god, that hurts, just take the one with lines
>>8378404
I didn't know there was a better version.
>>8378313
I wanna see Roman and Cinder get into soccer mom tier arguments while grandma Salem is a being a bad influence
>>8378429
There was a huge leak of his works a while back
>>8377904
>Hey Weiss
>Please don't tell me you have to pee
>I'm horny
>What
>I don't think I can hold it any longer
>Please no
>>8378481
get this white rose garbage out of here
>>8378491
No
>>8378313
>The evil kids are the cool kids
Of course
>>8378491
It's not White Rose. White Rose is gay, this is just friends masturbating in front of each other. Maybe helping each other masturbate occasionally.
>>8378570
Then get the rest of the team in there!
>>8378570
>White Rose is gay
But it can be hetero
>>8378701
>Whitley
>Straight
Stop that.
>>8378732
Redsun is better
>>8378935
Enabler is the best
>>8378968
>>8379001
>>8379040
>>8379001
Literally the only pairing that will be canon.
>>8379095
I think Mercury will die in some stupid way
>>8379123
I think he is going to have one of his legs broken and left for dead.
How well would the French Foreign Legion fare in Remnant?
>>8379322
Dunno
>>8379322
They would be fucked without aura
>>8379322
Nigga are those axes?
>>8379364
>They would be fucked without aura
Do the French not have souls?
What if your waifu wouldn't stop talking about ye olden 4chan shit like Cracky and Line Trap?
>>8379985
I would say "I wouldn't have thought you'd enjoy 4chan, Emerald".
>>8379985
I would tell Salem to stop shitposting.
Who has the best booty in RWBY?
>>8380075
Blake
>>8380075
Cinder.
>>8380075
Bolin
>>8380075
Sage
But no one must ever be allowed to see it, it is forbidden
>>8380282
i want bolin to love me
>>8380389
It's easy enough to earn Bolin's love. The hard part is gaining Arslan's approval. If she thinks you're a bad influence on him, she'll forbid him from seeing you.
>>8380617
does arslan approve of nolan?
>>8381134
No one approves of Nolan, everyone hates him, EVERYONE!
He's the worst thing Vacuo has ever produced and that's saying something
>>8381214
are you just mad he gives his prod to your waifu?
This just appeared in my Facebook feed
>>8381674
I thought it was like lifesize. At least that would explain the wonky proportions
>>8381836
Alright nigger, where's the Weiss in this pic
>>8381922
Just off screen feeling jealous and confused
>>8382279
could just be shifting gas in your chest
>>8382279
Weiss but she has an Australian accent and swears a lot
>>8382396
like a human velvet but still shit
>>8382444
She already got her moment in V3, that was it
I want Coco to sit on my face
>>8382444
>Trips confirm
We're going to get a shitty Bun ark instead of a Scorp ark.
>>8382506
>>8382506
>>8382506
>Bun arc
I mean, that's one way to get me to drop the show
>>8382506
>She gets her own volume to show Faunus oppression because she was the first Faunus in RWBY to be shown getting discriminated
>>8382444
I doubt that, Velvet was a throw away background character RT used to get fan support after she got kind of popular and Monty realized his random member of Team CFVY was super expendable enough to replace them with a background character who was almost a guy with an Elephant Trunk Faunus
We'll only see her maybe once or twice more because Katie is Jack's wife
Nothing of value will be added or lost
>>8382506
If RT were to do such an evil act to give Bun her own ark it would truly be an devilish act worth their spots in hell.
>>8382506
>>8382631
speaking of, will Junior ever have a somewhat significant role?
>>8375408
That's amazing
>>8382793
I wish he did, especially since he and the Twins were in the Villains section of I want to say Vol 3's opening
But given how none of Team RWBY are still in Vale I highly doubt he will ever be relevant again
Which is kind of sad but I can at least understand from a plotting stand point
At least his balls will be safe from evil Blond bitches
>>8382747
Bun deserves an Arc
>>8382444
>>8382899
>>8382911
We have to put a stop to this!
>>8382911
>>8382899
Incoming Cinders
>>8382899
>>8382911
>>8382444
What have I done? I never wanted this...
>>8383294
These are pretty neat, thanks anon.
>>8383403
You've doomed us all to Bun Hell!
Sex with Velvet!
>>8383428
Bun Arc when? Will Velvet ask Cardin out?
>>8383523
Bun will die!
>>8383403
Hmph I'd rub your nose in it but I pity you and the explosive disgust you have given people with the idea of a Bun ark.
>>8383523
Bun/Arc endgame
>>8383238
Adorable
Bun ark > Scorp ark
>>8383327
So do you have a Tumblr or dA for this or something?
>>8383833
I'm not saying I don't want you to post, the art is great, but I'm looking for something like an archive of your work
>>8383833
All the ohayous I make are specifically for /rwbyg/, I do have a tumblr, though I don't post much there, mostly have it for following artists I like.
Four daughters, four mothers, three fathers.
>>8384159
>Three
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtuWt1dk1Sw
>In a few years she will be sexualized by you sick fucks
>>8384223
>>In a few years
>>8384223
are you from the past?
>>8384232
>>8384242
She what, 14?
>>8384329
and?
>cereal mascot
>>8384375
Looks bad
>>8384375
pyrrha has never looked better why don't all those pyrrha fags commission more art like this instead of all that garbage with pyrrha looking royal with her shit knight jaune who is so shit at defending he let amber die
>>8384375
Can't have cereal without some milk
>>8384485
Yeah, should've told her to look out
>>8384375
>$350 per hour
>>8384375
>Pyrrha's top
>Torn like it's made out of cloth
That's stupid.
>>8377506
Soon
I'm gonna come in May!
...Because I'm RWBY Chibi! The hilarious and adorable RWBY spin-off!
>>8384793
>We still have one whole month of nothing
>>8384803
We do have the AH RWBY re-dub and Barb vlog to look forward to. Hopefully they shall be released in April.
>>8384803
Well, RvB Season 15 is next Sunday, I think.
>>8384485
Because rape is foolish and degenerate.
>>8384969
>rape
implying she did not put herself in that position
>>8384375
I like this artist when they don't do gags
>>8384803
Welp, will the chibis be a big enough of a dosage to get us though?
>>8385521
Not all the way through, but it certainly helps
>>8385521
+Soundtrack + Camp Camp
>>8371420
You soon realize any single show is better with the samurai jack storyline.
>>8385548
Meh, I've been needing to watch Little Witch Academia and finish Arrow season 3 anyway.
>>8385635
>CC S2
Nice
>>8385666
Calm down Satan, I'm not a Weiss fag either but your taking things a little to far.
>>8385666
Not my Weiss!
>>8385666
>Satan trips confirm Weiss death
>>8385666
>>8385666
>>8385931
New thread, senpai!
>>8385956