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Duel 5
The latest day begins with peace. Do not make it a habit.
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Hiya. I'm here
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>>8368146
kys
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>>8368113
When it results in the destruction of another, I can forgive you for protecting someone.
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>>8368114
I mean no offense, but to me you're just a talking goat.
>>8368113
>Wears sunglasses
>>8368165
Thank you, may I repay this favor someday.
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>>8368079
...With you being what you are, it's easy to feel lonely, I imagine.
I got enough attention during the Scarlet Mist incident as it is.
>>8368101
It's a good thing I don't deal in the realm of children often.
Blood magic is blood magic. Even if it's annoying, that is the most accurate term.
...Again, I wouldn't be the best judge of this, you know?
>>8368109
Not in particular... But I know what the feeling is like. And you seemed to be feeling that at the moment.
...
>she lets out a breath, her face relaxing a bit from the stoic gaze.
And who is it you miss?
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>>8368099
Well, people here don't die in the games, so I'm here to train, and talk with people sometimes
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>>8368165
Garnet go bed after this
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>>8368165
Duel 6
Was the two of you not enough? What a pathetic end.
>>8368193
I will consider it. It may also clear this headache I seem to be getting.
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>>8368187
As did I after the broken moon. And look how those turned out for each of us.
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>>8368091
It was an unhappy surprise, actually.
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>no one will ever care enough about me to tell me to go to bed
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>>8368190
Train for what? You're an angel, you're supposed to be all passive. Turn the other cheek and what not.
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>>8368202
I'm not taking off the bandages.
>>8368211
Lay your weary head to rest, my child. Don't you cry no more.
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>>8368187
Figure of speech, I mean people don't like the term itself. Stupid connotations.
And what, you're gonna say we look a lot alike and then handwave it?
>>8368211
Go to bed, idiot.
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>>8368211
Man stop being envy
Go to bed, please
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>>8368211
Go to bed. And I mean it. If you're not feeling well, rest. That's the most important thing to do.
>Tfw too caring of other people's health is going to get me in deep shit.
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>>8368211
>TFW you don't care enough about yourself to go to bed
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>>8367974 (Rika)
Don't get me wrong, I care, it's just that letting that weigh me down will just hinder my journey to my goal.
>>8367988 (Ramlethal)
How sloppy, but what should I expect from world that gave up on technology? But you're self-aware, you should be able to purge that order by yourself.
>>8368038 (Patchouli)
The where doesn't matter, being there to fly back is enough. It's actually preferable that you come, then you can pick out what you want.
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>>8368242
>tfw your sleep schedule is fucked
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>>8368236
props, you finally learned to do it without your ava
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>>8368236
I know those feels...
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>>8368202
A few wish to kill this man for some reason. Will the next attempt fail as well?
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>>8368224
I wish. My job is more "stop the Underworld Army, Viridi's Forces of Nature from wiping out humanity"
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>>8368247
You sure have a funny way of showing it.
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>>8368208
...Fairly well?
>>8368228
...Ah, so not literally.
I make assumptions sometimes. It's not like I know either of you well.
>>8368247
Tch... Alright, alright.
Thankfully it should only be some minor adjustments for this. I already have opened portals to Gensokyo; it's almost trivial.
And what are you going to do once you get back?
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>>8368260
Through faith in the lord, I am guided to salvation. Hopefully not today, however.
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>>8368268
What is you work night shift?
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>>8368268
I can function surprisingly well while sleep deprived. It's like a superpower, but not at all like one.
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>>8368260
alway rember ttimes when you feeled happy
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>>8368294
I don't work night shift.
I'm just another anon, telling people to rest while not following my own advice.
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>>8368260
Duel final.
I am very confused about the lone death here. The winner is present next. Make your decisions on who you wish to be victorious.
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>>8368179
Well, yeah, people tell me that a lot, but I'm not a goat! I guess I look like one, but I'm not!
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>>8368261
I'm sure humans are good enough to handle themselves.
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>>8368312
Rigging this for Graham
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>>8368187
My sister. It is not as though she is far away from me. But it feels like it. She is hardly active any more or as talkative as before. It is quite a contrast. One I do not like.
>She realizes how she is sounding and clears her throat. Her tone going back to the robotic one.
I realize how pathetic this sounds.
>>8368247
Mother has made some mistakes. That will cost her. That is what I am attempting to do. I realized I have neglected to tell you something else that interests me. I would not call it a desire but it is present.
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>>8368310
Was just askin if it was considered bad for you. Not much sunlight when you work all night...
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>>8368312
The arena throws another confusing curve ball.
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>>8368286
Maybe according to Sakuya or Remilia. Obviously they left some of the details out.
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>>8368286
Of course not literally, sheesh. What's with it with purple-haired stoics and taking things too literally?
Jeez...I thought you meant it was physical....
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>>8368316
Well, You certainly don't act like one.
>>8368312
>>8368325
>>8368343
I thank you for your support, we pray that I shall emerge victorious.
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>>8368312
>>8368343
>>8368325
>>8368359
It is rare for the favorite to be victorious.
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I vow to riot if Graham doesn't win
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>>8368366
Graham wins.
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>>8368277
I thought it was more insensitive than funny, but it's up to interpretation I suppose.
>>8368286
I have all the time in the world to wait for you, but I intend to grab a few vital things I am without at the moment then return here with you. After all, I still wish to learn that. Relying on solely you for travel would be a hassle.
>>8368331
A want but not a necessity? You may say it, I have gotten fairly far already with your information and I would like to repay you somehow.
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>>8368375
The results.
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>>8368375
>Congratulations Graham. Thanks for hosting Garnet.
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>>8368322
Well, they... try, at least. The soldier's intentions are good, but.. yeah
>>8368375
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting
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>>8368376
I'm slowly getting better, thanks.
Sleep tight kiddo.
>>8368375
Awesome. Thanks for hosting
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>>8368375
Congratulations burn victim and thank you for hosting Valentine.
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>>8368325
>kissu
When are the two of you going to fuck.
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>>8368375
Congratulations
>>8368397
Thank you for your time.
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>>8368397
Congrats, and thanks for hosting, and have a good sleep. That's where I'm heading, anyway.
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>>8368375
Such is the will of god. Thank you host, for this opportunity to partake in these games.
>First game on new ava is a win
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>>8368331
Distance isn't always physical.
But it isn't a problem you can solve on your own. There's a possibility she's sorting through problems all her own.
>>8368356
If you ask me, things turned out well.
We're still around, the mansion is intact and a scarlet mist no longer covers everything. Remilia comes outside rarely with a parasol. I don't really see any problem in how things were resolved.
>>8368357
...It is partially physical and partially how you act.
>>8368375
Congrats to you, Graham.
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>>8368375
Congratulations, even being injured you won, showing humans can achieve great things.
My gratitude for allowing me to test things here, though my time was short.
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>>8368375
Congrats, you. And thanks for the show.
>>8368389
Figure of speech. It's insensitive and unfunny, and pretty bothersome.
>>8368420
...Huh. Well that's weird, I thought we were always like day and night. What's the similarity how we act?
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>>8368375
Congrats! Toldja we could do it!
>>8368397
Thanks for hostin'!
>>8368359
What d'ya mean?
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>>8368389
Correct. Over my time of being in existence, I have developed a fondness of animals deemed adorable. You would not happen to have something of that nature?
>>8368420
I cannot solve this? But the elder sibling should be able to assist the younger any way they can. I just feel so weak in regards to her.
>>8368407
>>8368413
>>8368404
>>8368401
>>8368400
>>8368398
>>8368426
>>8368431
>>8368438
You are welcome. Thank you for participating and spectating.
>>8368417
You are welcome. Could I get some specifics as to who you are. I cannot give you your prize until then.
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>>8368420
No, no, I was talking about the latter event. But forget I said it. It, well, it doesn't really matter that much.
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>>8368406
Girls can't fuck other girls.
Can they?
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>>8368454
They can't
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>>8368444
Joshua Graham, known to some simply as "The burned man"
http://fallout.wikia.com/wiki/Joshua_Graham
>>8368438
Well, first off, normal goats don't talk, wear clothes, or claim to control fire.
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>>8368389
Good, because I wouldn't do it reguarly for you.
...If that's all you are going to do, then I can accept that.
Now then....Let's get the portal sorted out.
>she pulls a scroll from her sachel, unraveling it and reciting a spell as a magic circle appears under her. The entire area begins to glow....
>>8368444
It's partially something she needs to choose to do, communicating with you. And if she isn't thinking about you, it means she's dealing with any problems she's having on her own.
....I... I suppose, the most you can do is keep reaching out to her and letting her know she's not alone.
>>8368431
The similarities are a bit hard to describe, but... it's more like how you used to act.
>>8368447
Ah... yours.
That was resolved similarly, wasn't it? And everyone involved is still here.
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>>8368454
D-dont ask me, how would I know?
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>>8368457
Not with THAT attitude.
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>>8368469
Understood. I shall grant you prize as soon as I can.
>>8368457
Interesting. So what do two gay women do in regards to intercourse? I am already aware what two gay men do.
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>>8368490
Some things should stay impossible
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>>8368475
Cold, distant, and down-looking and vaguely hostile to youkai and magic-users? She's a lot less irritable, though....
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>>8368496
Like this
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>Underage virgins don't know how chicks fuck
Topkek.
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>>8368431
Would you like a hug? Such a small action that people value greatly.
>>8368444
Unfortunately I do not, though I might know someone who would keep such creatures. I believe them to be the type to appreciate fauna and flora.
>>8368475
>She unfolds her arms and just stands there in silence, it would be rude to break her concentration.
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>>8368457
See, that's what I thought.
>>8368487
Rebelliousness at a young age?
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>>8368497
Confirmed for not wanting to allow the pure love of two women to be consummated. You disgust me
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>>8368469
Yeah, but humans kinda don't think too good about that, so they still call me a goat. It's really annoyin'.
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>>8368520
>She falls silent and shifts about awkwardly.
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I can host real quick but it won't have commentary. Is that fine?
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>>8368475
Essentially yes. But there was some aftermath, which I don't really feel up for summarizing. And beside that, I'm exhausted after the last bout.
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>>8368544
Of course
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>>8368544
Sounds 'aight
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>>8368544
no, never host again
lmao
needs commentary or your game is automatically shit
that's what the anons told me
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>>8368540
It's an apt comparison. What else would people such as myself refer to you as?
>>8368496
Thanks again, I do not mind waiting.
>>8368544
That is fine, any game is better than none, and your service is appreciated.
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>>8368500
>shakes her head
Really, why'd you ask me?
>>8368520
>the muttering continues, until, with one final shout, the light pulses and the magic circle grows. A short distance away, a small rip in the air appears, which grows and swirls into a small, stable sphere. Through the sphere, you can see a series of rolling hills, and a large mountain in the background. It appears to be sucking in a small amount of air around it like a soft vacuum.
>after a moment of catching her breath, accompanied by a cough, she turns to the scientist
...The portal you wanted.
>>8368550
...If I'm honest... I um, never really did pay attention to that incident. My involvement ended with saying goodbye to Remilia and Sakuya when they left.
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>>8368564
>shoots
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>>8368544
>don't worry about it, go ahead
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>>8368532
Not THAT much, idiot!
>>8368584
>>8368564
>laughs at tsunkine getting shot
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>>8368544
Sure.
>>8368582
Because I needed it pointed out. I'm not like that now anymore, now am I?
...Not entirely.
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>>8368597
>gets shotted lol
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>>8368582
What you do know is enough; a basic grasp on things. Don't go seeking out all the answers.
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>>8368623
then it's still the dildo fucking the girl, so does nothing
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>>8368581
It is good that you are patient. Here.
>>8368520
It would be pleasant if you were able to do this for me but it is not needed. Going out of your way to do this would be a waste of time.
>>8368505
So they take out pairs of scissors and clash them together? Seems needlessly complicated.
>>8368475
Just being present would be enough? I should not question this too long I suppose. I do not see any other options I can do.
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>>8368581
A monster! All the humans do!
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>>8368623
What ARE strapons?
>>8368597
Me thinks thou doth protest too much
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>walks in
>sees thread
>does 360 n moonwalks out
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>>8368542
>There's a slight huff then a sigh.
Are you still a child? But fine.
>The woman puts her arms around the girl in a slight hug.
>>8368582
>She pauses before answering inspecting the tear in space before answering.
I'd image it'd take a lot out of some and this is no small thing, but we still have a bit to go considering where this lets out. So catch your breath then let's continue.
>She stands next to portal waiting for the purple portal maker.
>>8368641
I have time, plus I plan to talk to this person more, the world in which they belong to is rich in technology and modern advances. So this is just, what's the saying, 'While I'm there'?
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[Thanks again, good pic choice too. ]
>>8368654
Hm, simply a monster? Nothing more?
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>>8368665
well memed xD
kill yourself, cancer
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>>8368665
>shoots
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>>8368679
Roll dubs n I will.
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>>8368668
Well, I'm also the king.
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>>8368688
>rolling
kys underage
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>>8368694
Looks like I live.
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>>8368608
....
>she simply shrugs
>>8368625
...That there was a fake moon that appeared?
Maybe not in this specifically, but part of my job is to seek answers.
>>8368641
That is what family does for one another. Comfort one another and support them in times of strife, as well as provide company for them.
...Or at least, so I've read. Surely you understand that.
I've heard it said.... it does little good to worry about things you can change.
>>8368667
You have little idea. Not that I'd expect you to understand, it not being in your field of study.
Now then.... Myself first.
>She steps through into Gensokyo, looking at her through the other side.
Mind the gap, please.
...Hmm....
>as she looks around, she can't help but look a little concerned.
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>>8368694
check this 6
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>>8368694
Can you come up with your own shitposts instead of regurgitating what's used against you?
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>>8368692
I'm sure I wouldn't be wrong in saying you're a little underwhelming, despite that title.
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>>8368707
Fuck off Dachman
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>>8368709
Rolling for this!
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>>8368667
I'm allowed to be childish....
>Putting on a strong face as ever.
>>8368700
Hey, when was the last time I ever came off as hostile about it? Honestly, even back then, it WAS forced....
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>>8368664
"Me thinks" you're stupid!
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>>8368711
>This seems to annoy the small goat king.
Hey, I might be kinda young, but I'm still really strong n'powerful! I gotta be!
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>>8368709
kek xD lmao lol
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>>8368742
Me thinks thou doth not know the olden dialect.
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>>8368667
>Her eyes widen a bit from the last comment, she quickly tries to regain her composure.
I suppose you heard that then? Well thank you, whoever you may be.
>>8368700
You are correct. Worrying is not useful in any way. I shall try this technique and hope to be successful. Thank you wit- I tire of calling you witch. What is your name?
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>>8368757
Who cares about that dead language!
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>>8368700
>She follows in after, muttering to herself while entering.
If I wasn't confident that I could use it I wouldn't asked to be taught..
>She looks towards the semi distraught Patchouli.
What's with that face? This is the right place, yes?
>She looks around to confirm for herself.
>>8368723
That's not what I want to hear from someone who wanted to defeat Reimu.
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>>8368754
So defenseless.
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>>8368770
Sic vis pacem, para belum
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>>8368773
I gave up on that a few months ago.... And that grudge was childish, too.
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>>8368770
>implying it isn't the base of modern day English
>implying it isn't more important
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>>8368747
I doubt not your strength, but your... demeanor. There is no need to be upset with me, O monster king.
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>>8368770
me
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>>8368778
ebin
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>>8368723
I hope you realize, all I can really do is take your word on it.
>>8368763
...If it means anything, good luck in your endeavors.
I'm glad you decided to ask. My name is Patchouli Knowledge. Just Patchouli will do.
>>8368773
Strange way to word that.
>the portal stays open for a few seconds, then the suction grows stronger as the portal collapses in on itself, shrinking into nothing.
....You're right in that sense. This is the right PLACE, we are in Gensokyo.
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>>8368790
...Sorry. I guess I got kinda mad...
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>>8368833
No, the fault is mine. I meant no offense to you.
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>>8368795
You look braindead!
>>8368802
"Methinks thou" are backward!
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>>8368823
Sheesh...I haven't insulted you in a while, have I? Oh! Yeah, by the way, that book I borrowed from you.
>She quickly pulls out from her satchel the object in question, and offers it out.
It came in handy, believe you me.
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>>8368853
RATHER, THOU HAST MERELY FORSOOK THE PROPER WAY!
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>>8368763
Hm? Did I say something odd? Regardless, my name is Rikako Asakura, you have done me plenty so I should have stated so earlier.
>>8368784
Childish grudge? You used weapons of destruction and the fight was intense, wasn't it?
>>8368823
Then what I should be concerned about is if this is the Gensokyo that I know.
>She actives the odd looking jet pack on her back and flies up, beginning to look around from the air.
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>>8368875
Yeah. Your point being? There's no point anymore....
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>>8368856
...Oh, you are right about that I suppose.
Did it, now? I nearly forgot you even borrowed it.
>she takes it back. She can't help but smile a bit, having it back in her possession now.
I'd thought it would.
>>8368875
>she rises into the air effortlessly, floating next to the scientist.
...And? What does it look like, miss....?
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Should I feel guilty for fapping to Nagato?
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>>8368770
...Hmph.
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>>8368926
Yes.
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>>8368873
Shut up, oldie!
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>>8368926
Yes
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meganize me
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>>8368913
It'd be even more hypocritical of me than I am if I hated the stuff when I'm raised by a youkai that's also a magician, AND practice the stuff itself....
Heh, you're welcome. I think that's the first time I've seen you actually smile, too.
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I have done all I wanted in this place and this headache is not going away anytime soon. This is goodbye until the next time I am present. So farewell.
>>8368823
I am starting to think statements like that have some meaning to them. Thank you, Patchouli.
>>8368875
It is nothing you need to concern yourself with. Rikako, is it? If you feel if you do not wish to do this favor, then yo can not. I realize what I did for you is nothing compared to what I wish to have.
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>>8368933
RESPECT THINE ELDERS, WHELP
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>>8368943
At least you recognize that.
...Yes, well... I'm not an emotionless machine. I can smile, can't I?
>>8368951
If it helps, then they do.
You're most welcome, Valentine. Farewell.
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>>8368951
Later, Ram.
>>8368972
Especially since I very well could be one at this pace....
And sure, you can, it's just pretty damn surprising, considering you never DO. Ooof. Anyhow, I guess I owe you one for that.
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>>8368904
>Deciding it has lasted long enough she steps out of the hug.
Was it really pointless?
>>8368913
>She's completely stone-faced as she looks over at Patchouli.
This.. This isn't the right one is it? Though, I could tell even before I stepped into the portal, it just.. Seemed off. I suppose that's the feeling Rika meant.
>She sighs out in disappointment and folds her arms over her chest as she slowly descends back to the ground.
>>8368951
Yes, I understand, but like I said, I might as well while I'm there. I hope you recover from your arches and have an easy sleep.
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>>8368928
What do YOU want?
>>8368952
The only Elders Il ever respect are my Begleiter and the chief of staff!
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>>8368984
...And wouldn't that be a surprising turn of events.
I'll keep your owing me in mind if I need any help.
But not to worry, I don't think I'll need it yet.
>>8369014
No... No, it doesn't appear to be. This is current-time Gensokyo.
>she floats back down to the ground.
Well, I've never tried to send anyone into the PAST, mind you. I thought all it would take is a little tweaking.
>>8369015
Nothing much.
I just find it utterly detestable that you mock the very origins of the language you speak. Have you no sense of respect?
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>>8369014
>She reaches up and grabs Rikako's arm, tugging it back forward.
The motivation was always selfish and petty. Even now if I won, it'd be pointless....
>>8369049
N-no, not surprising at all...
>She looks away nervously.
Anyways... I still haven't seen hide nor hair of Marisa, either. But I do have some information regarding Flandre. She's finally started showing herself again.
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>>8369093
Not this autistic shit again...
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>>8369077
...Hmhm.
Neither have I, for that matter. I haven't had a break-in from Marisa in a week or so...
She finally got tired of that little hole in the ground she lived in? It was only a matter of time. I'm assuming you saw her.
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>>8369115
Get some taste fampai
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>>8369134
What...?
Er. Not...quite. But yeah, I have seen her. She's got a case of...amnesia. Barefoot, lost her hat, too. Instead she's got this dumb eyepatch, got the symbol of an organization from the outside world I remember seeing on it.
...In fact, I managed to kinda accidentally draw blood while she was running from me.
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>>8369130
Okay, I keked at filename...
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>>8368926
Was she thicc?
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>>8369049
Well I can't necessarily be mad at you for trying, but how long will it take you to be ready to take us back? I'm fine with resting here for the moment.
>>8369077
>She lets out a sigh and returns her arms around the girl.
That's because you weren't fighting her, you were fighting what she represented. The reigning power.
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>>8369177
This image confuses me...
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>>8369164
That's fat. Not thicc
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>>8369164
I find it a little hard to focus on Nagato. Mostly because her boss looks like a living T.
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>>8369177
No. Looking back, I was fighting her. She bothers me. I think I was more just excusing myself then.... And now she's so pathetic, beating her would mean nothing anyways.
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>>8369207
He is.
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>>8369177
Well, I'm sending YOU back right now if you wish. Meanwhile, I'm going back to the mansion to do further studying. There must be some method of doing so... Perhaps with the assistance of someone else.....
>she's lost in thought, mumbling further to herself as she paces slowly around
>>8369159
?
...How...bizarre. If that's the case, I should tell Remilia about this right away.
An eyepatch.... with an outside world symbol on it? What did it look like?
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>>8369204
>not wanting to grab her love handles from behind
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Say my name and I'll host. It's really fuckin' late and I'm ready to saw logs, but I also love you guys, so...
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>>8369207
That's because...he is
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>>8369219
>wanting fat chics
I bet you like bein seen on a scooter too, fuckin faggot.
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>>8369223
Derek
(Can you gib hint)
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>>8369223
Grimes
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>>8369223
Uncle Death.
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>>8369232
I hosted within the past three days.
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>>8369223
Smolgore
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>>8369216
You "hmh"d suggestively.
...Yeah, probably, but she doesn't even remember her sister. Hold up, I took a picture while she was distracted.
>And a moment of fiddling with her handy little device later, she shows off;
>
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>>8369247
>...
>Give me like two to three minutes.
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>>8369256
I fucking knew it
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>>8369247
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>>8369202
>It's not like there's any context either really.
>>8369210
Like I said, what she stood for, and now that she doesn't stand at all it's pointless to fight her.
>>8369216
Assistance doing what? Opening the portal? I can use magic as much as I wish I didn't have to.
>She watches the purple clad woman as she paces.
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Death Grips is only good for remixes desu
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Gorey Gauntlet VIII
First 24, may bump.
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>>8369270
I just...hate her. It's still just her in particular. It's personal. It's always been personal.
>>8369277
Rika
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>>8369277
Rumia
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>>8369277
Gardevoir
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>>8369277
Pit
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>>8369277
Kokichi Ouma
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>>8369277
Shiina
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>>8369277
Joshua Graham
>Will probably fall asleep before the end of this, feel free to swap me out if someone else wants the spot.
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>>8369277
Maria and Harusame
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>>8369251
>she takes a few moments to study it carefully, to remember for later.
....Right. I'm going to go tell Remilia straight away.
Thank you in return for the info. I'll see you another time, Rika.
>>8369270
Huh?
No, I don't think I'll need yours at the moment. The offer's appreciated though. I can manage one more teleport.
>she repeats the process as last time, and once again, the portal rips open, sucking gently at anything nearby. The image of the arena on the other side clear as day.
When you're ready.
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>>8369277
Yandere moth
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>>8369277
Ophis
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>>8369277
Jewbear
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>>8369277
Toriel
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>>8369277
Grimoire Weiss
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>>8369277
Gascoigne
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>>8369277
Tenjina-senpai
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>>8369277
Kuroyuri
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>>8369277
Mr WrestleMania
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>>8369292
HER NAME IS MASHIRO YOU SHITCUNT
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>>8369277
Sleepy loli
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>>8369277
Walrider
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>>8369277
Sanae Kochiya
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>>8369277
Ushi
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>>8369291
Tch, gonna ignore that other thing then. Fine.
From what I remember of it...it's a group called Murakumo...part gang, part paranormal investigation group. And there's probably something I'm forgetting...oh! She's even trying to act more mature. It's...partly effective.
Right...I guess I've bothered you long enough, if you're going to leave.
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>>8369277
Youmu
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>>8369277
Noah.
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>>8369277
Tfw dead franchise
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>>8369323
TND?
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>>8369279
I feel as if you made it personal so you wouldn't hurt a person you had no problem with.
>>8369291
Thank you for your time and..Health apparently, I will see you again eventually.
>She steps through the portal and offers a wave while the portal collapses in on itself like the first one.
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>>8369277
>>8369277
Kimura Seiko
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>>8369326
(Nope.)
So, anyways, I'm back losers. Not that that's gonna change anything here in WeirdTown... just thought I'd announce.
>>
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>>8369331
Someone's posting Seiko for me
Alright then..
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>>8369297
No it ain't.
>>8369301
>Kissu.
Y'all know the drill, 5-6 minutes for any swaps or corrections. I doubt the former since, y'know, 4:38 AM.
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>>8369335
>The face says it all.
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>>8369277
Minamoto no Raikou
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>>8369343
So I'm to be following this dapper-dressed fellow....
Let the rest of these tributes come! I am Grimoire Weiss, and my magic has no equal! Face me at your peril!
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>>8369343
Please be sure to pile up all the dead bodies for me. They don't even have to be dead really I just want something to eat.
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>>8369343
>>8369317
>>8369352
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>>8369344
The bathroom's down the hall, and to the left.
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>>8369359
Forgot your image buttlord
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>>8369343
Seems like we're good to go
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>>8369343
You're affection for magic has been noted, host. N-Now let us get this magic show on the road. There is a talent show coming up soon and I need all the practice I can get.
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>>8369359
>>8369344
...O-Oh. Uh, hi.
>The memory of what had happened between Noah and Rika was all still fresh in his mind, and it showed in the slow invasion of a cringe on his otherwise-unamused as usual face.
How's, uh... the weather?
(I hate how the NumPad has an Enter key that you could just palm by accident as you're moving the mouse.)
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>>8369337
E-E-Excuse me?
I-I don't know who you are or what you mean so...j-just stay as far away from me as possible...
>>8369343
L-Looks I couldn't even arrive on time....
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>>8369375
>>8369359
>deleting your post just because you forgot your image
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>>8369371
>steals hat
>runs
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>>8369377
>>8369343
On second thought please give this poor patron my spot please.
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>>8369360
WE GOT ONE, BOYS.
>>8369389
...Please remind me who you are.
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>>8369365
Not you, half-and-half.
>>8369358
>>8369343
>>8369375
Hey, Rumia! I got one for you. A bit scrawny, but he ought to be easy pickings. He's real exotic stuff, too, look at his skin.
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>>8369400
That's Tenjina
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>>8369410
Got it. You're practically unrecognizable without the hat.
Starting ASAP.
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>>8369388
W-WAIT!!! Without my hat I can't perform my magic properly!
>Using what stored energy she could muster Tejina breaks off into a dead sprint after the anon leaving a trail of dust in her wake
Come baaaaaack!
>>8369400
>shouting as she runs away
Tejina!
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>>8369401
E...Excuse me. I'm the complete opposite of a corpse, thank you very much... Though I will admit, this skin of mine has never been called exotic before...
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>>8369401
ANOTHER TOUHOU SHOWED UP! GOTTA SOMEHOW INTERACT WITH THEM NO MATTER WHAT!
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>>8369381
>Seiko's mask prevents the kissu from reaching her
>>8369389
T-T-Thank you for helping somebody like me out, M-Miss...
>>
BLOODBATH
Thank you for killing her nearly immediately. Thank you.
I'd kill for her to be my delivery driver.
OY GOYIM.
A loli like that flexing is somewhat adorable, I suppose.
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>>8369401
Bleh. I was expecting more meat on his bones. He would barely even serve as an appetizer.
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>>8369437
>Still doing the kissu on mask
>Regrets nothing
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>>8369444
Met with a quick fate. May the lord accept me into his light.
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>>8369429
Japanese are pale. You're not us. And I'm pretty sure she likes them when they're alive more.
>>8369432
She's in my district, so it's convenient. Do you really think I like talking with a cannibal that has the mindset of a child?
>>8369444
>She waits as it's tossed to her for a good long while, casually tossing it up in the air a few times before hurling it at Ouma.
>>8369449
He's like a fancy dinner appetizer. It's small but it's flavorful. Just a suggestion, I plan on kicking his ass at some point either way.
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>>8369444
...Ugh... Do I REALLY have to complete the cliché one-liner. Tch, fine.
>With a roll of his eyes, Noah spoke out in the most monotone voice he could muster as he walked away from the ensuing carnage...
...and I'm ALL outta bubblegum.
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Fuck
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>>8369360
Ah, thank you, Blood of my Blood.
>>8369444
With the large amount of rest in my system, I am ready to squash the others. Now, if only I could find some chewing gum...
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But...she's asleep.
Oh. Okay. I guess she had every right to flex.
...Like you wouldn't want to see her like that. Look where you are!
>>8369465
Heh.
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>>8369444
Uggghhhh, never again.
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>>8369414
>>8369415
At least someone can recognize me without my magician hat. Ehehe...
>>8369437
Anytime. It's only right if I do something kind every once in a while. I shall just practice my magic tricks elsewhere, preferably in private.
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>>8369476
OI WHAT THE HELL-
...You know what, fine, but I'm keeping your armor.
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>>8369476
Don't start jumping to conclusions now
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They said no homo. I heard them.
Well considering one of them knocked the other the fuck out and stole her clothes, I'm not surprised at all.
Welcome back to the Island, Noah.
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>>8369462
Like them when they're alive more... for /what/?
>The worry increases on his face.
Now I'm even more torn: to be alive or dead? Heck, maybe even limbo would be better.
>>8369476
Dinosaurs in our age? Sounds like a pretty extreme way of rooting out the idiots from this place... I'm all for this violent kinda Social Darwinism.
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>>8369462
Should his corpse be found direct me to it at once. I will dispose of it properly then.
>>8369476
Surely with this you'll end even more holey than swiss cheese!
>>8369510
You know what, forget what I said. I'm eating you tonight.
Yo
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Gascoigne is turning out to be quite the homo, actually.
W R E S T L E M A N I A
That's a 2hu, right? That kinda explains it, religion and all.
Pokemon Waifu v. Monstergirl Waifu. Who wins?
>>8369522
Damn, Noah, you really get around.
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Ihr sucht den Tod? Ich bin euer Mann!
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>>8369533
>>8369511
>>8369510
Noah, meet the man-eating youkai.
Rumia, meet your snack.
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>>8369511
Ahh, juuust like Wawanakwa... except there's no marshmallows and no egotistical douche to kick one of us off the island afterwards. I only miss ONE of those things.
>Putting his thoughts aside, Noah continues playing campfire melodies for his current firemates... which turns out to be horrible-sounding, as it was never specified in the show if he was skilled at any instruments.
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>>8369510
Thank you for the show but I believe I must be on my way now.
>As she turns to walk away a random flock of angry pigeons swarm her and carry her away off into the night
How is this even possible and why do they hate me?!
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>>8369547
I just wanted to annoy her.
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>>8369547
What the heck is wrong with you?
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>>8369547
>>8369562
What a petty reason.
I'm more suprised that you know what a Bible is
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>>8369553
The man-eating... yokay?
>As any reasoned human being would do, the dark-skinned boy took a few instinctive steps awawy from the giant eye.
Uhh... I'm not much a fan of pets that aren't my Labrador. But nice to meetcha...?
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He probably heard them question his sexuality. I know I am.
Please be one of the 2hus.
>>8369552
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
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>>8369571
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>>8369569
Yo-kai. Monster. Oh, and it's not the eye you should be worried about, I'm just going to make sure you don't run off. I want to watch her.
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>>8369522
>>8369543
>>8369553
I do not like this. Not one bit. He will serve well as a mid morning snack at least. I wonder how his fingers taste better fried or grilled.
>>8369571
It's mine I saw it first!
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Oh man, Gascoigne is just PISSED now.
Run from the anime girls, Walrider. Just run.
Mr. WrestleMania is turning out to be brutal as fuck. Who could've guessed?
>>8369578
>Pokes with stick.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2e47wBWTV8
(Actually, nearly everyone lives, so this was kinda meh.)
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>>8369582
And here I thought you liked it better raw. And he's got two sets of fingers, wanna find out?
>>8369602
It's always worth it.
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>>8369585
What...the...!?
Do you have any idea of the workings of this game? I was about to win, you fool!
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>>8369571
>>8369585
The scrawny man turned into a pig. Where is he? I would kill for some fresh bacon and ham.
>>8369602
Ofcourse it was worth it. I get to live to eat another day.
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>>8369585
(Wait... so I was the one swine-ified?)
>>8369581
Uh... Lady, I just can't be NOT worried with a looker as big as THAT staring right at me like I'm some kinda hungry meal.
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If one of you can pull a James Holmes while you're at it, you get brownie points. It's past 5 AM.
>>8369619
Uh-huh. Enjoy your new life!
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Daily reminder that even the retards at /jp/ think Rika's OC headcanon is bullshit.
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>>8369619
That's my tank. Squeal, piggy.
>>8369625
How many of you actually know what a movie IS?
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>>8369609
You can't blame me for wanting to try out something new. Plus there's no meat on his bones so I have to do something to spice it up.
>>8369619
But you are a meal and I am very hungry.
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>>8369625
Well damn. Thanks for the game,host.
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>>8369625
(...Fuck.)
>The boy-turned-pig oinks about uselessly at his newfound hopeless state.
>>8369633
>He squeals even without input, as was his new instinct.
>>8369634
>How fitting. Noah was now an open piece of porkchop.
(What a way to go. Anyways, see y'all later.)
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>>8369625
I can shut out your nagging just as easy as you close a book!
Condolences to my partner. I shall finish this up in your stead!
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>>8369630
>my sides!
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F E A S T B O Y S
'Tis but a flesh wound!
...And two other, not-so-flesh wounds.
>>8369639
No problemo, ese.
>>8369644
Ciao.
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>>8369644
>Seeya.
>>8369634
>>8369644
Well hey, there's meat on his bones now!
>>8369649
Alright, I got you your food, now stay out the way and you can keep it.
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>>8369649
I can't help but feel sorry for Mega Man. I should at least make it quick
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>>8369649
Very important searching, I'll have you know!
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After a vicious street gang battle, we got our final three: the thing, the thing, and an anime. Place your bets!
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>>8369644
>>8369661
Oh boy fresh me-
>Rumia is caught off guard and is blindsided by Rika
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>>8369672
Oh dear... it appears so.
I must find something to hide under, lest my pages get wet.
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>>8369649
>>8369668
Your franchise is as good as dead too.
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If you continue to be on hg you will become this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFPsiFomaK8
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>>8369672
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8t2VxWLGbI
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Oh. Peace. I did not expect that.
>>8369684
My mom watches that show a lot. It's shit.
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>>8369684
Kys
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>>8369672
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>>8369692
NOw what manner of device is that? I'm interested...
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>>8369678
>At least she leaves the meal hog-tied and waiting for Rumia.
>>8369672
>>8369689
>>8369696
I'm not even mad this time, I got my vengeance.
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>>8369692
Thank fuck Aussa the Autism Charmer isn't going to win.
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>>8369684
And if you continue to shitpost you'll continue to be subhuman like a Jew, or a sandnigger, or a jap
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>>8369693
no.
fatty.
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>>8369713
Holy fucking shit that's gross.
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>>8369711
Still better than being fat.
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>>8369713
Euuugh. I feel my very pages shudder at the sight...
No wonder the humans met their downfall.
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...Maybe that is the only single-player death event. I should look into that. Regardless, we got a winner!
>>8369707
Hi Dach.
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>>8369724
>he thinks being a jew or sandniggeris better than being human
kek
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>>8369684
>it is blocked in my country
>I'm 'Murican
Kek
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>>8369713
Fuckin' disgusting.
This is why you exercise, Folks.
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>>8369732
Meet your end, hussie!
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>>8369733
Fat people are not human.
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CONGRATULATIONS GRIMOIRE WEISS!
You are the newest Gorey Gauntlet Champion!
Your wincard will be out ASAP.
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>>8369743
They're more human than niggers like you. Gas yourself
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But first, the placements.
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>>8369744
VICTORY! And no more fitting victor than I.
Thank you for your hosting.
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To the window
To the wall
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>>8369749
Congrats the winner,and thanks for hosting,host.
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>>8369713
No kys
Double nigger
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>>8369749
>Last place
As usual.
>sign
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>>8369744
Congrats, white book. And thanks for the show.
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>>8369754
My, a fiery-looking prize I've received!
What an exhilarating competition... I simply must participate more.
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>>8369752
>>8369757
>>8369765
No problem. Thanks for playing.
Gonna go pass out now, peace.
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>>8369749
>thanks for hosting
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>>8369779
Yes, do go and rest.
May good dreams find you.
>>8369765
Now, see here! I am no mere white book.
I at least appreciate the congratulations.
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>>8369797
Why did Nier have such awesome music?
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>>8369831
>probably the composer's doing. :v
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiDI4GZMVF0
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>attempts to jump-start the thread
CLEAR!
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>>8369797
I realize. I said that because I was bored and poking fun at you.
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Tell me tributes.
If you were given one wish here. What would you do with it?
I will explain why very soon.
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>>8369870
I'd wish to be the best rapper there ever was! I'd bring peace to the world with my stylish rhymes.
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>>8369870
I dunno really
maybe...
I still don't know..
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>>8369866
Ah!!!
Stop! For the love of all that is holy, stop shocking me!
>>8369867
Ugh, it's so hard to find someone with ANY semblance of respect no matter where I go...
Though I did not expect as much from a child.
>>8369870
I suppose... I suppose I would wish for all my memories back. Some answers would do good for my mood.
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>>8369870
I would use the wish
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>>8369882
Looks aren't always what they really are. And this is the part where you go "oh, but I'm hundreds of years old you insolent stripling" or whatever, right?
>Rika
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