/sug/ Steven Universe General Gems in human clothes Edition

>>8355821
Jasper is best gem

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>>8355821
Always right.

>>8355821
That's a nice looking amethyst.

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>>8355656

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Gems should be in love

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>>8355835
I think (hope) Steven can live on forever like a Gem does.

>>8355860
He's also in full control of his age, which means he can probably choose to die whenever he wishes.

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Love you /sug/

>>8355869
If that's the case and he never gets a successor or someone to inherit his Gem, he might have to be alive to keep the Crystal Gems together, assuming they'd always need to be together in the future.

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lapiven

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>banished to /trash/ again

The hiatus is really on now. Dammit.

Why'd they have to end on a sour note and no news besides a cliffhanger episode title?

>>8355886
Now that you mention it, he's biologically limitless in that he simply doesn't age over time. He can clearly still die due to a magic forced aging process. So in some ways he both is and isn't immortal.

But yeah, he's gotta stay alive for them.

>>8355897
RFR at least was at least a stronger episode than the last few. I don't think they usually announce hiatuses do they? We just get some episodes, and then we don't, then we scratch our heads until something happens

>>8355889
Is not and will never be canon.

>>8355889
is cancer

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>>8355889
Lalalapiven etc

>>8355915
>I don't think they usually announce hiatuses do they?

They have before under the guise of the crew "taking a vacation/break", but it's pretty obvious that it was just a ruse to make the blow less painful.

>>8355915
>RFR at least was at least a stronger episode than the last few.
That's not really saying much though.

Anyone have a link all of STEVEN UNIVERSE ONGOING #3?

(The Stevonnie/Kiki comic)

>>8355897
And it's a Lion episode of all things. That's some cruel shit they're pulling.

>>8355944
Hm, still it's not every time though
>>8355948
Maybe the next episodes are an arc or connected in some way (old: mideason finale, new: season finale)

>>8355999
They produced this season before CN did their stupid season splitting to make it seem like SU was getting renewed for more seasons than it really was.

>>8356060
Right, and Matt or Ian said they've pretty much stopped caring about when a season begins and ends at one point

>>8356085
Was it really both of them? I feel like that's only something Matt would say.

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>>8356119
Matt or Ian. Probably Matt, yeah. It was around when Log Date aired and everyone wanted to know whether that was the mideseason finale or not

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I don't care if it's a meme at this point, I still hate tumblr

>>8355915

You can tell we're on hiatus when we stop getting news at all and are left in the dark with no sign of escape. Will it be days? Weeks? Months? who the hell knows

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>>8356179
as any normal person should
It's a good proof that you're not mentally ill or a facilitator to mental illness

>>8356166
I did notice the or, but I swear I've heard this exact conversation before on /co/, which is why I was curious. I mostly only care because Ian doesn't really strike me as the type to not care about something like that. Even if he does have his own separate show and worries now.

>>8356179
this looks fucking racist

>>8356179
Good, you're not batshit insane, then.

/co/ banned us?

This will not stand!

It's time we unite brothers!

>>8356187

>lapis will never be threatening and anti-crystal gem for mysterious reasons again

I wanted to hear all the CG war crimes

>>8356229
I'm your father.

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>>8356253

I'm my own mom

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How can /co/ threads be banned for hiatus if there's a new episode tonight?
There will be a new episode tonight, right?

>>8356277
>/co/ threads

Generals are banned, any other SU threads that aren't just obvious bait threads are fine.

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>>8356229
>brothers
>>8356277
There's no new episode tonight fgt

>>8356229
>/co/ banned us?
The certified insano-mod banned us 5 days late.

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>>8356277
oh boi

>>8356277

don't be so cruel, anon

>>8356301
I always liked how even if tumblr is fucking cancerous as hell, they were only pretending to act as a pseudo fanbase, the hatebase was genuine and even worse then them somehow.

>>8356319
Blind hatred is a pretty funny thing to watch, to be honest.

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all gems deserve some loving

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Here's a challenge to keep you occupied: Write an episode synopsis for "Lapis Lays an Egg" that would actually fit in with the show.

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does stevonnie have benis or varguba?
>inb4 yes

>>8356338
>they find a bird egg
>comedy episode where lapis tries to sit on it
>peridot spazzes
>ends with bird hatching and them learning a lesson

the end

>>8356338
It's just an animated recreation of that comic where Steven, Lapis and Peridot find a baby bird, but will feature 100% less Steven and Peridot.
Done.

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This is still funny.

>>8356372
>calling headcanons just canons.

I'd laugh if I wasn't so utterly dumbfounded.

So, who here thinks Greg deserves his own Pearl harem?

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>>8356335
:^)

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this show is a disease

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>>8356391
Why would Greg need a bunch of Pearls when he can have a Diamond, instead?

>>8356408
t. Disease

>>8355911
He's a Highlander.

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>>8356393
bad

what show/movie should i watch

>>8356179
you hate a very small number of people on tumblr

>>8356338
In Delmarva, egg is slang for fatso. Lapis lays an egg. Lapis has sex with a fat person (or gem)
>that could air in TV
Easy fix. Also in Delmarva, "to lay" someone means to hang out with them. Lapis hangs out with a fattie, the end

>>8356437
Steven Universe.

>>8356130
Garnet:
>Hmmmm

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>>8356338
When the Crystal Gems defend the city from a gem monster, a scared bird leaves her nest, and the crystal gems take care of it
>>8356422

>>8356447
i've seen that one already

>>8356457
Did you like it?

>>8356457
Julius Caesar (1953).

>>8356445
>Lapis hangs out with a fattie
Lapis hung out with/had metaphorical sex with a fattie for an entire season.

>>8356469
not really
>>8356475
>marlon brando
hmmmm

>>8356457
Watch One Piece in the meantime, it's just +780 episodes long, new episodes weekly :^)

>>8356478
Lapis Lays an Egg will just be a 22 minute long in depth viewing of what happened within the Malachite realm for that entire year.
It will have to be rated MA, of course.

>>8356338
Steven falls into a coma after overusing his powers, and Lapis tries to make a new Steven to keep her company.
When water clones don't work, she shapeshifts bird anatomy and lays an egg with a little Steven inside of it.
The Steven dies and Lapis learns a valuable lesson about making clones of your friends with your cloaca.

>>8356491
And if you don't like that one, then just binge Twin Peaks while waiting for the 2017 reboot to finally air.

>>8356494
i don't like anime

>>8356411
Oh man is there any more impregnation stuff?

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>>8356277
>...sigh

>>8356186
If it's so many months, the we're getting another Nuke. I can't decide if I want that or not

>>8356549
This is tragic.

>>8356348
yes

>>8356348
Stevonnie has an experience in their pants

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>>8356562
it's a good pupper

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>>8355821
>this edition
Oh yes

>>8356591
What would you do if Peridot suddenly started wearing her alien shorts in every episode that she appears in from here on out?

>>8356413
Why not all of the above?

>>8356348
casual nudity is best nudity

>>8356348
50/50 chance

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>>8356529
You should, there are more than +10000 animes out there, or you can be a filthy casual and watch gumball or star vs

>>8356614
There is no both. He must pick one or the other, lest his murdercock be halved in length.

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>>8356549
Delete this

>>8356338
Lapis finds a third Kindergarten that's even more of a rush job that has been partially flooded, killing all the gems meant to hatch but one. Surrounded by dead coral is a flat expanse of rock that Peridot confirms houses a nearly "hatched" gem. Steven in excitement compares it to an egg and describes the comparison to the gems. The cold water and almost constant rain makes Steven sick so Lapis is left alone, holding back the waters. Steven comes back to find a cracked Lapis and a newly formed grotto in the coral. This launches the hatchling gem Steven bomb.

>>8356549
Gems corrupt differently
Mist quartzes become doggos, not agates

>>8356642
You underestimate the raw potency of the Murdercock.

>>8356478
My first thought was Steven, and then it hit me. We got a good look at that in s2. I guess the real Lapis Lays an Egg was inside of us all along

>>8356667
>quartered in length.

>>8356608
She would be best best gem

>>8356666
>yfw agates are quartzes

>>8356666
>Mist quartzes

Zabuza gems when?

>>8356437
The Grill with all the Gifts.

>>8356633
is stevonnie's crotch a living example of Schrödinger's cat?

>>8356457
Cowboy Bebop
FMAB
Samurai Jack
Young Justice
Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
The Venture Bros.

>>8356666
An agate is a type of quartz [spoiler]quads wasted[/spoiler]

>>8356729
Their pants is.

>>8356457
The Man with the X-Ray Eyes 1960s.

>>8356509
A Cautionary Tale.

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Anyone have the Pearl version?

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>>8356764

>>8356641
>+10000 animes out there

And out of that number, how many are actually worth a damn?

>>8356764
>this was made by a crew member

>>8356780
7

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>>8356792
From before she got the job, but I'm sure she's still drawing lewds, just not sharing them

>>8356803
Name 'em.

>>8356780
Going by the old "95% of any given medium is garbage" rule of thumb, about 500 or so.

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>>8356764
>Best guess for this image: dr. cool explorer geode 6-piece science kit

>>8356780
watch them all and after you find out, tell us :^)

>>8356831
I think I had a toy named that as a kid.

>>8356810
Is posting lewds something you get fired for or just poor form? They can always open the porngates after the show is done. Unless that isn't contractual either.

>>8356810
One of the few good things that'll come from this show's demise is all of the gem porn the crew has created over the years. And the best part? Rebecca will dump that shit on her main tumblr account.

>>8356338

fuck birds

While Lapis was glad to have Navy gone, the whole situation troubled her. Steven visits the meme barn for some reason to find Peridot alone, unresponsively binge-watching CPH but obviously worried. Steven presses her for information and Peri finally admits that Lapis left the barn "to be alone" and Peri was too afraid of hurting her feelings again to follow her. She has no idea where Lapis went. All she knows is that before she flew off, she grabbed the leaf steven had given her. This gives Steven a clue of where to go.

Steven eventually finds Lapis in the woods, sitting against a tree. She's holding the old leaf up towards the branches when Steven walks up to her. She comments on how the trees were orange when they last visited, but now are a bright green. She steps up to a nearby pond and looks at her reflection, dropping the old leaf into the water and watching the ripples. She then breaks down about how she can't seem to change no matter how hard she tries. She tells Steven that she doesn't deserve to be here because she's still the same gem that fought Steven's family and even imprisoned Jasper in a fusion.

Using the pond as a "mirror" she shows Steven a flashback of her using her water powers to erode huge expanses of earth thousands of years ago, destroying forests full of life like the very one they were in.

As the illusion fades, Steven hugs her, and they're quiet for a second. Lapis is crying on-screen for the first time, stating softly again that she doesn't belong here.

Steven explains to her that whenever Earth takes a beating like it did from the Gems, its ability to change will save it. Forests will regrow. That's the magic of life and death and love and...

There's a tiny bit of movement in the water. A tadpole. Multiple tadpoles are hatching from a cluster (kek) of eggs. It's the first time Lapis has seen any sort of organic birth and marvels at the way they wiggle around in their new life. (cont)

>>8356792
was it really?
I could use a source

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>>8356832

>>8356918
why did you screencap my post

>>8356918
WILTSHIRE.jpg

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>>8356831
That's hilarious

/sug/ I'm just now learning that blue raspberries are actually a real thing. What the flying fuck?

>>8356918
that's not autistic. that's autistic and mentally retarded. The two don't overlap by definition. I'm autistic but pretty far from retarded

>>8356764
That is surprisingly non-sexual but really cool. I'll accept that as a headcanon since I'm not into gem porn

>>8356890

She wipes her eyes, then smiles a bit at Steven. "Steven... I really like it here, you know."

One of the tadpoles keeps poking at the cheek of her reflection in the water, and steven laughs. "Looks like the Earth likes you too!"

He says that the earth will always forgive and regrow. Maybe she would feel better if she could forgive herself. Lapis agrees and the two stand up.

"Ready to go home now?" Steven asks her.

"I'm already home, Steven."

>>8356984
>I'm autistic
self diagnosis?

>>8356550
Ask the JOI thread, or the booru.
You could even request for a "kill me like you killed Rose" story if you're into it.

>>8356890
>>8356990
8/10

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I want to make Steven sweaty and confused.

>>8357036
Are you a heatwave?

>>8357036

Ask him to do his best Rose Quartz impression

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>>8357036
Send him and Bismuth to her room

>>8356890
>>8356990

yeah that accidentally turned into a fagfiction instead of a synopsis, sorry bout that

I just miss lapis

>>8356984
I'm autistic and I can barely even function.
I try to go out and be a normal person, but all I think about is whether or not people are posting low quality images because I'm not there.

>>8357068
Kek.

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>>8357068
K E K

>>8357067
>I just miss lapis.

She was just in the last episode.

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>>8357068

high quality images on their way

>>8357002
actual diagnosis, though I was borderline enough that I wasn't diagnosed until I was 20 despite being in therapy since I was 8. That said I think it's pretty obvious that there's something off about me

>>8357092

and?

I guess to be more specific I miss lapis lore

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>>8357068
Ten Outta Ten

>>8357103
>amethyst
>not having tits, toes and a vagina

seriously? At the very least she should have a urethra. that much is canon

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>>8357103

gems only have a vagoo if they choose to grow one through willpower and sluttiness

>>8357127
I'm pretty sure it's meant to be an image used for alternate outfit designs.

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>>8357139

remember the pearl breastfeeding (nonsexual) comic?

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How much is a good fucking from the murdercock going for?

>>8357114
Well that's a lot more believable. Next Lapis lore dump when?

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>>8356918
I can't stop laughing
Jesus

>>8357162
Your life and a daughter.

>>8357162
$400,000

>>8357166

never. she's barned

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>>8357158

why was this so easy to find?

made before 3 gems and a baby, kek

>>8356633
but I want them to have a penis

Where's wall anon
I miss his antics

>>8357199
You're the only one.

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>>8356550

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>>8357199
He was replaced

>baby steven picks up a poofed gem and starts teething on her

>>8356348
Why not both?

>>8357193
How old is it, exactly?

>>8357206
At least he was more amusing than the hordes of jascucks that replaced him.

>>8357180
I want Greg to kill me and give me a cute son.

>>8357199
Banned for being underaged. Seriously, without provocation the guy said "By the way I'm 16 and from reddit" and I'm only slightly paraphrasing.

>>8357230

date is on the bottom. 2014

FEEL OLD YET

>>8357237
They were always here. But they never had the motivation to act like the autists that we all know them to be, today.

>>8357249
>this was one of the earliest pics that I remember from browsing /sug/.

A lil bit, won't lie.

>>8357239

High schoolers posting on the internet make me bitter. They need to at least pretend to be friendless adults like me.

>>8357224
What's to blame for this type of behavior?

>>8357224
this person has autism

>>8357273
I just don't get what possessed him to do it, it was seriously out of the blue and of course he got banned for it. Granted I know that there's a lot of underage posters in /co/sug/ and probably /trash/sug/ but at least they know to keep their mouths shut about it.

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>>8357223

>>8357193
this is cute. Weird but cute

>>8357311
He got banned for a short time after saying that, but didn't get unbanned super quickly? Like what the fuck was that about?

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>>8357313

>>8357333
If he did he hasn't posted openly since. Maybe he learned his lesson or maybe he just left, who knows.

>>8356287
>>8356302
>>8356303
what the frig is going on with the release schedule, I've been away for a while. We're not at the end of the damn season yet, what gives???

>>8357319

Seeing as Rose fucking died before she could get her new nipples sucked and pearl doesn't care about human anatomy, I wonder how she learned.

Now someone else find the "LET'S FUCK, PEARL, LET'S FUCK" comic

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>>8356887
>the jaspis porn still just sitting in her perfectly public likes
Maya's (the new revisionist) Jasper ship of choice is/was jaspidot as I found out recently. I'll post some stuff from her old, and now deleted, blog

And by stuff, I mean all the jaspers I saw

>>8357348
I bet he's still here. Lurking.

>>8357354
>We're not at the end of the damn season yet
hownew.ru

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>>8357368

did that colorist anon ever end up drawing that one piss request?

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>>8357381

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>>8357390

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>>8357398

>>8357398

>pilot suit peridot

muh dick

it's somehow sexier than her weird v-neck-but-no-cleavage neckline

Steven is so soft and cuddly, I just want to take his innocence from him. I want him to think of me forever.

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>>8357405

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>>8355889
canon

>>8357425
right? it looks really good

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>>8357435
>Jasper making Peridot tired on the ship while Lapis farts her mouth off in her cell

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>>8357429
Same

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>>8357452

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>>8357364
courtesy of desuarchive

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>>8357463
And this is the last Jasper I found. If you want to see more of Maya/rnn's art from her old blog, l'll keep posting

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>>8356338
Lapis eats a lot of food and lays a shit egg.

>>8356437
samurai hack

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>>8357452
whatever happened to rnn?

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>>8357166
S7 when she talks to Pearl.

i find it funny the most recent lore we got of her wasn't even from her mouth

>>8356437
pearl's magic mystery adventure

>>8357546
She deleted her old blog and made rnn-draws when she became a storyboard revisionist for the show

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>>8357503
These are some good finds. Well done.

I heard that there is a being so smug, she can wipe clean Stars.

>>8357466

>forgive me connie, forgive me dad

I forgot about that part, bless you anon

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>>8357463
kill yourself
I also forgot to tell you to kill yourself here >>8357452 but I can't tell you to kill yourself twice in the same post, it just doesn't work that way

>>8357609
Yellow Pearl?

>>8357514
How much would you pay for a full fledged Samurai Jack game?
>developed by Platinum.

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>>8357503
kill yourself
>>8357603
Yeah, that sucks
why is that only spineless fucks get hired by CN?

http://laurenzuke.tumblr.com/post/158787020314

what did she mean by this?

>>8357224
>I'm a fag.Lock

>>8357690
This is life under Drumpf for you. Just ask Amber

>>8357690

how she feels inside every time someone reminds her of her real gender

>>8357690
Zuke called an airstrike on her own house due to the imminent uprooting. She is coming to terms with her fate, as we can see.

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>>8357690
>be a fat woman
>draw yourself as a skinny boy

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also, as far as her work goes, most of them got saved in a huge wave of google sweep through tumblr in the 3 or so months when their robots.txt had a typo in it, so there's a whole lot of reblogs of most of her posts around
just don't save thumbnails

>>8357731
Since you actually have the stuff properly sized, you might as well keep posting.

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>>8357669
$5000

>>8357728
Wishful thinking, but on paper.

>>8357728
She eats skinny boys for lunch.

Gem dicks?

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what scenes still make you cry like a bitch every time you see them?

I don't know what it is, I'm not much of a rupphire enthusiast but I just find this scene so beautiful. The two of them humming the song that would become their victory anthem but still being too nervous to touch each other... then they just let loose and do their silly dance before harmonizing again.

I think it makes me tear up because I know I will never have this.

>>8357811
Dicks? On my gems?
It's more likely than you think

>>8357690
Lapidot was her whole life, and it getting uprooted was like her life being destroyed.
She can't tell anyone about it because of her NDA, hence why most of the stuff is out of frame, but she can at least say that she's not on the crew anymore.
The door represents her quitting, or walking out the door, and it's the only other object in the picture. She can say on social media that she quit, but she has to leave some details out, which is why most of the door is out of frame.
Note that her phone has a blank case, and she's holding up 2 fingers. The fingers represent peace, victory, and a pair of lovers. She wants to push the idea that she was victorious in giving Lapis and Peridot a peaceful relationship, but the phone's blank case makes it clear that Lapidot doesn't exist outside of her.

Peridot's neck

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>>8357811

>>8357845
What did anon mean by this?

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>>8357756
I don't "have" them, I'm grabbing them live from tumblr reblogs from google

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Which gem will loose out to their boy lust and claim Steven forever?

>>8357863
At least I don't have to wait for you to post a larger size than someone else. But this is fine.

>>8357863

>Everyone has leggg

I approve

>>8357882
None of them.

>>8357690
Who cares
Only Zuke stuff you have to look forward to now is her inevitable suicide

>>8357882
You just posted her.

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>>8357886
well, you could also do it yourself desu

>>8357826
>"I think you're pretty great"
>"I never asked to be made!"

>>8357826
So far, none of them.

>>8357826
The ending of The Test
I don't know exactly why

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>>8356764

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IT'S

>>8357946
...NANI?!

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>>8357933
Thanks anon

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>>8357946
THE

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the rest of this is not going anywhere anyway, you can search google for prnnography or prnnograffiti and filter through each reblog title yourself
all you have to do is just make sure that every image you save has 1280 in the title, that's basically fucking it

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>>8357952
BIG ONE

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>>8357960

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>>8357967

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>>8357971

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yeah, I'm going back to van helsing now, if you need anything just bark

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>>8357976

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>>8357992

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>>8357971
I don't approve.

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>>8358001

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>>8358012

>>8358006
GUYS!?

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>>8358029

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>>8355889
>>8357440
Good shit, my doods

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>>8358055

It's always Pearl or Jasperfags.

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>>8358065

>>8358083
Careful. You might inspire some other gemfag to join in.

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>>8358083
her smile and optimism, gone

>>8357840
Very nice of her to depict a plane going into the office of the crew.
Zuke is such a cunt. I hope she lost all of her friends after what happened.

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>>8357882
poil

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>>8358050
spiders

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>>8358087
i think thats it

>>8358083
well yeah
both are canon the loudest gems
peridot taking third,

How would Pearl react if Steven offered her cunnilingus

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>>8357728
She is a narcissist, what did you expect?

>>8358129
Call Garnet.

>>8358083
They're probably the most popular gems in the fandom, or with Jasperfags it might just be the most annoying. I know Peridot's very popular with kids but I think she's well behind those two in the fandom.

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Reposting incase the anon from yesterday didnt see it. I cleaned up the bed mutant pic and I dont think I can color it.

>>8358154
It's Pearl > Lapis > Peridot for Top 3 based on all the different rankings I've seen.

>>8358154
Jasperfags are just very loud and they're probably constantly frustrated and angry

>>8358154
>jasper.
I imagine her popularity spiked after Earthlings just because people started feeling bad for her.

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/pol/ is turning on Trump

That was surprisingly quick

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>>8355821
>Steven Bombs are the Illuminati keeping /sug/ off /co/

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On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard would you rape Lars if you found him stuck inside a hole like this?

>>8358212
Doubt it.

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>>8358212
Please tell me you're joking.

>>8358212
well yeah, over done jokes become unfunny over time

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>>8358212
The seeds of Trump doubt were sewn the moment he decided not to toss Clinton in prison. Among other things.

/pol/ will always have his dick up their ass, though. Nothing will change that.

>>8358232
Lars is for self-hating fat girls Anon

>>8358245
>>8358239
There are like 3 threads up right now criticizing Trump. I never thought they would turn on their overlord.

>>8358174
Got any links? That's very different from /sug/'s demographics.

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>>8358232
I wish there was an ass view. Too bad Kale stopped drawing Steven Universe for who knows what reason.

>>8358276
well, at least we got a canon look at his bare butt

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>>8358232
idk

>>8358270
I looked at /pol/ and you were right.
I'm seeing a lot of negativity towards him, mostly because he failed to get rid of Obamacare or not keep his meme proposals.

So is Trump gonna be a cuck now?

F U C K I N G

W
H
E
N

>>8358232
-10

>>8358295
MASS CREW SUICIDE W H E N

>>8358232
How the fuck would I know if it was Lars?

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>>8358291

>>8358317
The crew is full of mentally unstable people who should probably be in some form of intense therapy. Unfortunately I think it might happen one of these days.
We need to keep them all on suicide watch

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Do we know now when a new ep will be aired?
Is it at least official that we are in a longer hiatur?
Why did SU more and more shit over time, will it be saved?
Why can't I just die?

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>>8358344
If having this man preside over your wedding isn't the pinnacle of sanity, I don't want to know what sanity is.

>>8358344
>Some of you guys are okay, dont join the crew tomorrow

>>8358344
I wonder if this show would be nearly as good if it was storyboarded entirely in feces on a padded wall.
Probably better, to be honest.

>>8357761
Is this image a reference of some kind?

>>8358293
>now

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>>8358411
It's a reference to 2B in near a tomato, the new Platinum game.

>>8358411
nier automata if my eyes dont deceive me

What happened to the THICC Lapis greentext idea?

>>8358174
You know I've been wondering about that with Lapis. She definitely used to be the #2 gem behind Pearl, maybe sometimes even ahead of her, but lately she seems way less popular. Can't tell if there's less Lapisfags now or if they're just more quiet.

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>>8358483
am i just ugly if i like them all

>>8358483
If you waifu Bismuth you have a 70% chance of being ugly and racist.

>>8358445 >>8358447
Oh thankies! :3 I thought about buying it but then a /lozg/ Anon said it was trash, so now I don't know what to think.

>>8358509
Yes.

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>>8358536
cool

>>8358483
i like bismuth but god her fans are annoying as shit

>>8358483
I'm racist and I hate Bismuth and Lapis.

>>8358533
well you got to first buy draken guard to understand it a bit better, then buy the first neir, watch all five endings
then read the books, watch the play, and a couple of other bit of info out there
and THEN you should buy the game

>>8358483
Are they insinuating that Bismuth and Peridot are even remotely the same character? Because that's fucking hilarious. I can kind of just barely see a connection with Lapis, besides the connection her fist made with her back, but Peridot?

>>8358507
She's still pretty popular, I think most are just more quiet now. There's not much to talk about since she hasn't gotten many deep revelations yet and she's not outwardly suffering 24/7 anymore. She's kind of moved into Pearl/Jasper territory where most either love or hate her.

>>8358584
The books don't have pictures?

>>8358507
Well of course they're more quiet. When you have a character like Lapis Lazuli you really tend to lose any for of conversation due to her sparse her "development" is.
It also doesn't help that she's boring as hell now.

>>8358483

I hate Bismuth's design and how she was handled by the show but I actually liked her character and loved her voice.

>>8358578
How hating Lapis is racist?

>>8358637
same

>>8358620
words paint pictures for your mind, dummy

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I had a surprisingly fun day of watching students' presentations and fixing more little nitpicks. What did you anons all do?