HG thread. 354th Express Games, continued. RELIVING THE

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>>8346890(Smolgore)
THIS IS NOT TIME FOR JOKES! YOU RUINED MY PERFECT VICTORY!

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>>8346796
>Don't knock it. I'm actually not bad with her when I'm not stressing out.

>>8346837
I understand if you don't want to team up with me... I did sink your battleship after all.

>>8346937
>People assume her package was empty.
>Her package WAS the box itself.
>Jokes on them.

>>8346826
>No problem. I'm glad to help.

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>>8346937
F

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>>8346836
Don't you be so sure! I got an all-new plan that will guarantee that red-capped nuisance gets what he deserves!
>>8346865
40 pounds? Try 40 tons! You got a long way ahead of you before you could ever possibly match me!
>>8346868
And I've never heard of a game that requires you to pay money when your character dies.
In fact, that's genius! I could get so much from that! Not that I need money, but you can never have enough, can you?
>>8346889
Exactly!
>>8346930
Because your stupid dirt pile won't let me! I can't just beat you all up. Because one, you can't die, and two, we're all at equal strength!
I definitely wouldn't be able to take over using brute force!

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>>8346962
Night 100.

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>>8346954
Hey, but I was gonna win!

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>>8346937
Nothing? Lame...
>>8346868 (Gabriel)
I don't wear it all the time.
According to my boss, it only activates when someone tries to pwn me.
Whatever. The name's Merak. You don't happen to have heard my name before, do you?

>>8346959
I'll knock it because I play Thresh/Leo/Zyra/Brand Support.

I play Dota.

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>>8346985
BLUUUUGH!

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>>8346959
What even is a "C" anyway? I don't think I was playing Battleship right
>>8346983
I'll believe it when it happns. But Marion is pretty resourceful, you're gonna have a hard time
>>8346985
I don't think I can bring myself to talk trash about the others

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>>8346983
And I never heard of a nintendo console that you have to pay for a internet subscription

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>>8346985
Feast on THIS!

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>>8347023
>*Mario
>Fuck drunk posting

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>>8346983
>Sighing, she takes another bite of the pizza she's carrying.
I would have thought that your appearance would mean that you would not act like a child. If someone was able to construct a restaurant here, a simple park of amusement should not be difficult.

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>>8346983
I sure do! Anyway, I've got to be going back home now, so maybe I'll see you around!

>Apollo walks back home rather quickly

(When I get home, I'm going straight to bed. I don't care what Nahyuta says...)

>Have a good night, HG.

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>>8346990
Nope. and that name is a bit weird, you know?

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>>8347026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8t2VxWLGbI

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>>8347026
The next day.

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>>8347026
Eat this, casuals.
>Merak fires a barrage of missiles from his chair, pulverizing his opponents.

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>>8346985
>Ahri screams as she holds the weapon over her head.
WHERE DID I GET THIS?! HOW DO I TURN IT OFF?! PLEASE DON'T GO!

>>8347003
>Well when you put it that way...

>>8347023
I'm pretty sure it's a small body of water. Smaller than an ocean, but bigger than a lake...

>>8347026
>This kills the Ahri.
>Funny enough, it's actually very anti climatic after all.

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>>8347073
F

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>>8346988
BUT I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS DESERVES THAT VICTORY EVEN MORE!

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>>8347092
Only three left!

>>8347088
Well, ouch.

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>>8347100
No ya don't! I do! I'm the king!

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>>8347060
Huh. Guess we don't play the same games.
And you're named Gabriel. As far as I know, that is a boy's name.
>>8347073
Another one.

>>8347088
But I also play Zed, Jhin, and Miss Fortune.
>Telling Suz they need to play League once they can
Why do I enjoy making others suffer?

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>>8347023
Don't you think I already know that? Of course it won't be a walk in the park! But that's what makes it interesting!
>>8347025
Hey, that's not on me! I don't get any of that money! Heck, I had to beg them to give me that Parental Controls video!
>>8347043
There's a restaurant here? Why didn't anyone tell me!? And I can't just build a coaster here! I need a license. And have you ever seen a Koopa try to get a license for anything? I'm lucky to have a driver's license!
>>8347059
Alright? See you.
That guy was weird...

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>>8347114

>>8347132
Merak will be next to die.

>>8347125
Don't tell Suz to play league. They don't need that kind of negativity in their life.

>>8347114
I was expecting it. At least she didn't just lay down and accept death.

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>>8347116
KING OF WHAT? OF LITTLE KIDS? I, THE MAGNIFICENT SANS ONLY OBEYS THE QUEEN AND NO ONE ELSE!

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>>8347059
Farewell Justice.
>>8347126
Why tell anyone dumb enough to not find it themselves? And of course not. I have never known of your existence before. How and why would I care how difficult it is for you?

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>>8347132
PLACE YOUR BETS

OR KEEP YOUR CASH

>>8347156
They really don't, with it being a salt mine. Though they said as long as we're willing to teach.

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>>8347088
That's what I thought. But why'd you say a number after it?
>>8347126
Well good luck with it I guess. So how are Bowser Jr. and the koopa kids doing?

>>8347170
100$ on Nova

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>>8347170
I do not have any currency to play this game.

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>>8347170
Day 111.

Diabeetus.

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>>8347158
No! The king'a all monsters! Don't'cha remember, Sansy?!

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>>8347214
>kicks your dick
>shitposts the entire thread
>gets banned on /v/ (again)

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>>8347189
>>8347212
I hate you

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>>8347165
If you didn't care, you wouldn't have started talking to me, and you wouldn't be still talking to me!
Yeah, see? Got you there, didn't I?
>>8347181
They were SUPPOSED to be at the castle, but I've seen Larry and Iggy here. I wouldn't be surprised if they got the rest to come here as well.

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>>8347123
And an angel's name too.
>>8347126
Aren't you a villain? do something, internet subscriptions are like the worst nightmare of a player

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>>8347230
>Screams in pain.

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>>8347178
>Oh god. I mean... I could. I can't guarantee it'd be a good time/teaching but I could I guess.

>>8347181
Well that's what the rules say I think...
>She grabs the box and reads the inside of it.
>After a moment, Ahri shrugs.
Even looking at it like that, this game does not make that much sense...

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>>8347212
Congratulations Merak, you are the new winner of the Express Games!

>>8347211
Gotta spend money to make money.

>>8347230
Rip a fucking roni, Judo.

Does everyone here play league?!

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>>8347253
And again, thank you all for playing!

>>8347245
I'm a salt mine playing it but hey, I've a tolerance for new players.

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>>8347257
I have no idea who's this Judo, you're talking about sir.

>>8347258
Consider seeking mental health.

>>8347253
THIS NIGGA WINNIN DOUBLE

>>8347258
I don't. I saw what that shit did to Dunkey, I ain't getting in any mobas.

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>>8347214
THE MONSTERS DON'T HAVE A KING! WE HAVE A QUEEN!

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>>8347132
Don't get closer, pervert.
>>8347151
Hahaha!
No.
>>8347170
>>8347212
This is for being a creep. >>8347232
>>8347241
I thought he was a man.
Never really bothered to read the Bible.

>>8347253
Child's play.
Thanks for hosting.

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>>8347253
Congrats!

>>8347266
Thanks for hostin'!

>>8347284
Who?!

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>>8347238
No you did not. But if you feel that way, then I will leave. And I am taking my pizza with me.
>>8347253
I have exactly zero dollars and zero cents.
>>8347266
Congratulations to the winner. Thank you once again for the opportunity.

>>8347283
My Nigga.
Ex-Dotafag telling you that you made the right call. Mobas a trash.

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>>8347253
Hah. Congrats, guy, and thanks for the show.

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>>8347258
>I do too.

Bizarro weekend when?

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>>8347238
Well, at least it's relatively safe around here, with reviving when you die and all. Though some of the people here can get intense
>>8347245
Weird that it's so popular
>>8347266
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting!

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>>8347294
I don't remember right now, even if I readed the bible 100 times
>>8347253
>>8347266
Congrats and thanks for hosting

I miss Reimu

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>>8347277
>I stress out constantly about being good enough to not get lambasted by my team.

>>8347266
Thank you for hosting!

>>8347253
Congratulations!

>Also it's time for me to head out. It's been fun. Goodnight HG.

>>8347258
No, league looks boring as hell. Not to mention you can call people out on their bullshit without getting bad or being called toxic.

>>8347258
Tried to. Couldn't get into it.

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>>8347241
What am I supposed to do? I don't actually work there! There's this guy who has my name as his last name, though. Which is kinda weird.
>>8347297
Good! And I don't want your dumb pizza! All it does is remind me of that mustached loser!
>>8347335
Some people here are just rude! Seriously! I'm a villain, so I at least have an excuse!

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>>8347296
TORIEL, THE QUEEN OF THE UNDERGROUND!

>>8347354
Have a good night, and don't worry about it. If you play morg just landing Q is all people expect from you.

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>>8347354
>Have a good one.

Who's next to host?

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>>8347346
Whichever one you mean, she's probably lurking somewhere.
>>8347354
Later.

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>>8347400
Your mother can host my cock in her pussy.

>>8347416
My mom is dead.

>>8347410
The modern one

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>>8347377
If you don't work there then punch them in the face, until they remove that dumb internet subscription

>>8347420
Ghost pussy then

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>>8347381
But Tori's not the queen yet! We gotta get married when we're older! N'then she's the queen!

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>>8347420
I slayed her with my cock last night while you were sleeping in your race car bed. Sorry, did we wake you?

>>8347432
>race car bed
That's where you're wrong, faggot. I have a sports car bed.

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>>8347427
Yeah, she's probably around too.

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>>8347354
Farewell.
>>8347400
If no one else is able to, I shall given enough time. I think around the end of the next hour will be fine.

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>>8347451
Is it as fast as you cum in bed?

>>8347453
to being honest i don't know what happened to her

Tsukine please host

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>>8347377
Tell me about it.Some of the people are just plain mean. More mean than some of the Underworld Army lieutenants, even, and they're supposed to be evil

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>>8347431
YOU ARE FUNNY, LITTLE GOAT. THE QUEEN IS DIVORCED, IT WAS LIKE A LOOOOOT OF YEARS AGO

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>>8347430

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>>8347337
So you have a man's name.
And I'm named after...
>looks on his laptop
... a car.
Oh, and a star.

One of us had it worse.

>>8347464
No, it's a bed.

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>>8347474
...Is this that time travel stuff again? 'Cause Tori and I aren't old enough ta'marry!

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>>8347465
>Their avafag comes and goes, they also use other people often enough. I'm sure they're around.

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>>8347428
And lose all my credibility as a villain? I'm not getting blacklisted because you're cheap, sorry.
>>8347471
They probably had some childhood trauma or something. That's all I can think of.

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>>8347485
So it's not real, like your sex life?

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>>8347509
BUT YOU AR NOT ASGORE, ASGORE IS LIKE VERY TALL AND STUFF. MY BROTHER TALKS TO HIM SOMETIMES, IS WEIRD. HE IS LIKE SOME DAD DOING THE MOM'S ROLE

>>8347542
No, it's a real bed.

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>>8347514
Oh. Well now I just feel sorry for them

>>8347328
>Implying we'd do something so fun
come on anon.

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>>8347568
That's my name! Asgore! N'Papy talks to me a lot, yeah, but I'm still the king'a all monsters!

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>>8347478
At least I'm not a car.
>>8347514
You are a villain! villain suppose to do that kind of stuff! is like being a dog and not barking.

>>8347328
>>8347595
http://itsalmo.st/#bizarroweekend

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>>8347546
WHAT ARE THOSE?!
>>8347600
BUT YOU ARE TINY, AND YOU DON'T HAVE THAT WEIRD LOOKING DRESS THING

>>8347546
Not sure who that is, but damn that's hot.

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>>8347594
Don't. It doesn't give them the right to be mean to everyone.
>>8347605
There's being a villain and being an idiot. I'm only one of those things.
And since I'm already bored without a game, I'm just going to leave.

>>8347611
http://itsalmo.st/#timetokillyourself_d5giy

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>>8347632
>Smolgore looks down at his robe.
...But I do! I got it! N'I'm small, but I'm really strong n'tough!

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>>8347653
Coward, COOOOOOOOWAAARD

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>>8347605
At least I don't have a girl's name.

>truth be told, all the villains from the game Merak's from are named after cars for some weird reason.
>and the villains from the sequel are named after missiles. I don't get it.

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>>8347664
BUT THAT'S TORIEL'S CLOTHES! ASGORE CLOTHES ARE MORE... I DON'T KNOW, FEMININE?

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>>8347645
>that's this girl. Shinobu or whatever.

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>>8347708
No, this is my robe! N'what d'ya mean by that?! Like..a dress?!

>>8347694
It's just a theme. Like how all the mavericks and bosses in X, Zero, and ZX were all animals of some sort. Inti Creates just loves doing shit like that.

>>8347734
Google said as much. Pic looks nothing like her...

>>8347759
Age difference. She comes in teenage form as well.

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It turns out my creativity is much lower than I expected it to be. If there is no one else to do this then I will take the first 24.

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>>8347778
Blueberry sans

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>>8347778
Reigen Arataka

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>>8347778
Gandalf the Pug

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>>8347778
Captain Luna

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>>8347778
Gabriel

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>>8347778
Oroborus Dragon God Ophis

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>>8347778
Gardevoir

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>>8347778
Cinnamon Roll

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>>8347778
Rokurou Rangetsu

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>>8347778
Kuroyuri

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>>8347778
YoRHa No.2 Type B

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>>8347778
Perfection

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>>8347778
Vic Viper

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>>8347778
Gascoigne

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>>8347778
Merak

>>8347748
>makes me wonder what'll be the themes for the third game. The first one had deadly sins and cars, the second one had fairt tales and missiles.

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>>8347778
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown

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>>8347778
Shigure

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>>8347778
Ursula-sensei

>>8347769
I know. That doesnt make the likeness any better though.

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>>8347778
Tourettes Guy

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>>8347778
Comrade Soviet

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>>8347778
Monokuma

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>>8347778
Baby Enchilada

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>tfw you fart so hard you feel your anus prolapse a bit

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>>8347778
Smolgore

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>>8347778
Sunset

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>>8347778
Big News Morgans

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>>8347778
Fujiwara no Mokou

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>>8347778
Hollywood Hulk Hogan

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>>8347778
Chika Takami

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>>8347778
Senshougahara

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>>8347778
Two buff boys

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>>8347778
C.C.

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>>8347778
Ro

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>>8347778
Blueberry Slam

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>>8347778
Nrvnqsr Chaos

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>>8347778
Rika

So many lurkers

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>>8347778
Junpei Iori

>>8347825
Constellations and guns maybe? It's something to ponder while waiting to hear some news.

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>>8347877
Not anymore.

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>>8347778
Alma Elma

>>8347877
suck my nuts fagboi

>>8347778
Waiting to be surprised by a code with hundreds of events

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>>8347745
IS LIKE A BIG TUNIC KIND OF THING.
>>8347862
WHAT IS THIS?!?!?!?!

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>>8347820
>>8347840
Time to play with god's dolls

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>>8347694
At least I don't have to wear a dumb looking armor

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If you have any complaints with the roster, voice them now.
>>8347910
You are setting yourself for disappointment. It will not happen soon.

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>>8347928
If you get the chance.

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>>8347951
Sweet, I was just barely able to get in! Let's go!

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>>8347911
What the heck is a tunic?

>>8347951
Let's do this!

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>>8347951
Perfect team. Let's begin!

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>>8347956
If it means the other Hawks arriving I'l take every chance that I get.

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>>8347882
>It's a good game with likable characters. I can't wait.
>>8347929
I told you, it's only on emergencies. Besides, the other wackos that work for my boss had it worse.
And hey, I got a really cool chair.
>fires a missile just to intimidate her

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>>8347778
Yukine

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>>8348001
Don't stray from the real goal here.

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>>8347969
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN IT, IS JUST LIKE THAT!

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The complications I was having should be fixed. Despite what it may say here, ponly four people have died already.

Starting.

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>>8348014
>She looks like she didn't care about the missile
You're right, is a pretty cool chair

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>>8347951
Let's do it brother I slammed the giant I can slam anything NWO for life dude

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>>8348045
I could have been dead last. At least I'm not those guys.

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>>8348045
All who break law will be punished harshly. Stealing equals bullet to arm

I fell asleep. Am I free to host after Ram?

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>>8348045
I'd like to titfuck your ass!

>>8348093
no

>>8348093
ye

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>>8348045
Duel 1

Apparently it is not difficult to find the best weapons so early. Several fighters make excellent use in them.

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>>8348105
>You picking him up?

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>>8348093
As of right now, yes.

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>>8348117
Put that down! You're gonna hurt someo-!

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>>8348028
I won't.
>>8348117
Bastards!

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>>8348117
Get over here brother, I've a blade with your name on it.

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>>8348117
Oh, hey. A river

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>>8348117
GET BACK HERE YOU COCKSUCKER!

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>>8348117
Hogan lays down for no one brother and that's a shoot i fight when I wanna I got creative control

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>>8348117
Damn.

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>>8348117
Before the moon rose, exactly half of the creatures that entered have already died. A few fatal mistakes whittles down even more.

>>8348149
This is incredible RP

>>8348149
10/10 rp fa.m

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>>8348173
BITCH, I LOVE YOU!

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>>8348173
Woah! Your like a huge flying battleship. With barrels that big you could blow me away of course I'd lose.

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>>8348177
>>8348182
I agree, It's what I said when I pulled his mother's panties off last night. He must've overheard us.

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>>8348173
Thanks for writing me off jack. I've got 12 more commercials to film.

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>>8348173
This is why Yukari uses the bow and not me... I mean, besides the fact she was in archery

*unsheathes gun*

>>8348182
>>8348177
Least 7 people are doing one liners why only junpei?

Is it just me or is sean connery cringy as fuck

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>>8348173
Duel 2

I have been informed that it is national puppy day. Because of that, I wanted it to win. It was not the only thing to die today.

>>8348241
>rinoa

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>>8348235
Unholsters*

>>8348241
Yes, but epic mom memes though!

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>>8348235
Does holding that make you feel safe?

>>8348237
just funposting, and that was a default event anyway

>>8348246
rinoa and sean have beef?

>>8348246
What if Sean Connery was Rinoa?

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>>8348242
I'm not sure why we're even bothering. I mean, hunting for others literally never works

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>>8348271
Her mother had my beef last night.

>>8348259
>Implying anyone else here has any higher tier memes

All the good ones get spammed by Adachi and LF so much it lowers to "your mom" tier.

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>>8348242
Children are far from innocent because they do not know what is right or wrong. Just look at myself. Other than that, nothing happens this night.

>>8348241
It's not just you

>>8348272
It's Hoshi. Which makes it even more hilarious because thatt niggy will never have sex, let alone with anyone's mom.

>>8348284
you're just as bad as she is

kys

>>8348294
Neither have you.

>>8348294
>It's Hoshi
pffft

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>>8348288
I have three to hunt down because they tried to assassinate the mayor. Right now I don't know how to take them down silently

>>8348209
Kill yourself

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>>8348209
That's what she said.

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>>8348288
The lack of anything last night is justified by this. It is far from peaceful at this time.

>>8348325
Don't be rude

>>8348242
You have a great taste in sports, skeleton.

Will Sean Connery become the next NOD Unit

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>>8348342
NO MORE RIOTS!

>>8348353
he's well on his way

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>>8348342
>>8348356
I haven't done that in... I think a year. Asshole

>>8348353
What does NOD mean?

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>>8348353
Fuck, now I miss NOD unit. He was a great friend.

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>>8348342
Duel 3

It is important in battle to adapt. But if the same thing keeps working among these idiots, you may as well try it again.

>>8348380
Imagine soviet but 10x worse

>>8348311
I aint you, nigga

>>8348383
NOD Unit was shit, Soviet.

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>>8348389
Dammit
>>8348390
>implying anyone can be worse than me

Is Autisto here?

>>8348407
sean is pretty bad

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Dies irae, dies illa
Solvet Saeclum in favilla
Teste Satan cum sibylla.
Quantos tremor est futurus
Quando Vindex est venturus
Cuncta stricte discussurus.
Dies irae, dies illa!

RISE MY CHILDREN, RISE AND TAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS!

>Opens the gates of hell

>>8348418
Im her

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>>8348389
No one wants the diseased to join them in this night of peace.

>>8348434
Hah. He said cum.

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>>8348434
>The young dark sorceror waves to them as the gates open

>>8348391
And neither are people what you imply on the internet.

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Hello fellow le oldfags lol XD!

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>>8348430
>True, he is kind of a one trick guy. At least NOD unit was trying to be different. Although his trying wasn't that good.

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>>8348434
Huh. Is that all? I was expecting more.

>>8348464
eylo m8e how are you doing xD
>BRAAAAP
>Slightly deficates self
aw heck i shat myself lol >w< wanna eat it 4 me?

>>8348464
Whatever happened to that Roblox nigger anyway? I kinda miss him.

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>>8348434
Demons? Yaaay.

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>>8348475
YEAH LOL <:>
>eat de poup
>>8348485
HEY DONT SAY THAT YA FERKIN NOOB ;3

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>>8348448
Duel 4

How fitting it is to only have four left on this day. This shows who is able to run away and not.

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>>8348464
I do not think half of that sentence was translatable. Speak clearly.

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>>8348527
LOL LOOK AYT THIZ LOZER HERE!
EVERYWHYOEN LAGGH AT THAT STUPID NOOB!

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>>8348505
He tried to kill you earlier. Unless this is a way to get him to not focus, this is incredibly stupid of you.

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>>8348453
>>8348462
>>8348473
>>8348490
There is no escape mortal, your souls will burn in hell forever! Eternal pain and suffering await you all.

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>>8348567
But I help you Kor all the time!

>>8348559
>Shigure
*laughter intensifies*

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"Good Newfags of HG,
Have you seen the light?
Are my Oldfags the honorable spartans I hoped they would be?"

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>>8348559
ROKE!
ROKE!
ROKE!
ROKE!

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>>8348583
LUL UR SO UGLY! GET OUT OF HERE NUUB!
*points super awesome gun at u*

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>>8348583
I am afraid many have left us old friend.

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>>8348559
Duel final

This is the only fate stupidity deserves.

>>8348583
>Oldfags
>Honorable
Nah, they've pretty much enclosed themselves in a safe space and resorted to shitposting as anon. Nothing honorable about that tbhwy.

>>8348617
T. Midfag

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>>8348606
>>8348608
>>8348617
"Oh, my.
Just as I feared.
Then a beast-possessed degenerate was I, as my detractors made eminently clear
Does the nightmare never end?!"

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>>8348567
You don't even look that strong.

>>8348641
I wish.

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>>8348642
Yes it does. Can I get my moonlight great-sword now?

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>>8348642
No, it only begins. I am sorry comrade, but this is what happens after 2 years. Things will change, for better or worse.

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>>8348642
G3T OUT OF HERE BE4 I KELL YOU YA UGLY LOSZER LOL!

Asgore?

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>>8348612
I have never seen a samurai in battle before. I should be wary for now. Rokurou wins.

>>8348678
>Warcucks win again

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>>8348567
>>8348643
>scary looking skeleton monster thing
>you don't even look that strong

>>8348654
>closes box
>chucks box into river

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>Internet's messing up again. Sorry for taking too long to post the results.
>>8348678
The placements. Three was the highest.

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>>8348678
have a trophy

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>>8348678
Rangetsu is on a roll. Well done again.

>>8348700
And thanks for hosting.

>>8348692
>Being scared of babbie's first nightmare

You's a bitch.

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>>8348667
Hiya!

>>8348678
Congrats!

>>8348700
Thanks for hostin'!

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>>8348700
HANK FOR HOSTIN YA PRO

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>>8348693
>Was already out of the box.
The poor box.

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>>8348678
>Claps

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>>8348654
>>8348693
>>8348721
>picks up the catsee and pets her

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>>8348692
>>8348716
What he said. When you gotta deal with stuff like gashadokuro, this is nothing.
>>8348678
Congrats, you. And thanks for the show.

>tfw not won an express game since number 10, also i lost my winscreen

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>>8348700
>>8348678
Thanks for hosting.

>>8348707
>>8348705
>>8348717
>>8348726
>>8348737
Thank you all.