ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite steel type?

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>>8346401
not me

>>8346401
hi

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>>8346401
C, i hope i meet can her again

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>>8346401
All of them.

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>>8346398
>Guzzbro hefts his shotty up as they walk into the mess hall.
Looks clear.
Doubt the food here will be any good.

>>8346444
TRIPS

>>8346444
>trips
>you find a birthday cake

kill me

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>>8346361
>hug the fox, so hot it hurts
Please stop Zorro

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>>8346401
In particular, or as a species? In the latter case I cannot give a definitive answer.

>>8346364
Not at all.
I wish to commend you for addressing a problem in Castelia which has weighed on me for some time.

>>8346272
( um your shits fixed bro, as per >>8346308
)

cummies

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>>8346444
>On the contrary
>They find a mountain of MREs and a keg of beer
...Uh. ...That's a bit suspicious.

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>>8346427
......

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>>8346493
>She nods.
It... Wasn't a problem, sir.
I'm glad I could help.

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>>8346479
>hug gets through
>cools down immediately
....
>attempts to hide sobbing.
Sorry. I did not notice.
>hugs
i really want to talk but i cannot...

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>>8346401
Stitch.

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>[Anxious Birb Sounds]
>Quickly regret not going with the walking wall of floof

...I's got a bad feeling about this coperta di sicurezza. A coupla days wortha food, an unlocked door, and a working jeep? Just sittin' out here? No way you'd make it out of this parta town without food and a ride.

Whoever's was here last left in one hellava hurry.

>/end mafiabirb monologue

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>>8346516
Yeah...
...
Fuck it.
>Go check if there's a mine under the pile of food or something.

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>>8346517
hello?

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>>8346517
What? is C okay?

(i like the legendaries but mew and stuff appearing every day makes them feel less special)

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>>8346551
......
>......
......
>Wave

>>8346585
.......

>>8346605
(.....)

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>>8346627
are you red or something? talk man!

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>>8346548
>...No mine.
...Okay, uh... is everyone else all right with us packing up all this stuff and then hightailing it out of here? Because I feel like doing exactly that.
We have a bunch of food, some guns, and a jeep. I'm personally set.

>Rolling for surprise ambush

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>>8346627
>waves back
are you mute?
or just timid?

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>>8346651
hey
red is chill
read his body language and facial expressions dude
trust me
i hang with mutes all the time

>>8346605
(I kinda chilled with Palkia but was considering bringing him back to post more. Feels like he's kinda lost his Loki-type annoyance by not posting enough)

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>>8346664
Yeah it'll-
...
Oh fuck, hit the deck.
>Guzzlord guy flips a table and dives behind it.
>4 people storm into the room?

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>>8346519
You did well.
Perhaps, should another issue requiring a noble and calm hero arise, I will contact you again.
In the meantime, I feel it would be courteous to offer a favor, a sign of my appreciation.
What would you seek, noble warrior?
>>8346605
(Xerneas is involved in an extended plotline and is just tying up loose ends on said plot's final arc. )

>>8346676
>his
T-T......

>>8346651
......

>>8346669
..

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>>8346751
(.......)

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>>8346724
>hears shouting from inside the building
...FfffffffffffACKIN JAY BAH-STAHDS I KNEWS IT

>roll to sneak attack from behind
>sneaky bawks

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>>8346751
>pets doom doggo
I can be your friend if that's what you want.
My name is adri

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>>8346737
I-I would appreciate that.
>She clams up.
Uh...
I want to be strong enough to help people better! I don't want to fall in battle when I'm needed.
Can you help me with that in some way?

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>>8346751
woop
guess thats a chick absol
muh bad

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>>8346676
Yeah I'll try. You friends with Red?

>>8346751
Well. Are you okay?

>>8346801
>They heard him coming.
>Maybe yelling FACKIN JAY BASTARDS tipped them off
>Welp. It's 4v4 now either way

- Clancy "Not very Quite" MacGoogle

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>>8346522
You know you can tell me anything.

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>>8346807
^.^.....

>>8346814
-.-.....

>>8346822
>......
>Nods

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>>8346830
>quickly says
I attacked and killed my old trainer i am sorry.

>>8346605
(yeah okay just parrot sniffers opinion)

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>>8346822
ye
i mean
i think so
kinda hard to tell
i just kinda hung around him and flirted
dunno what he thought about it but like
he didnt punch me so
picked up his pika earlier so idk
lets see what his pika says
>>8346856
sorry mate
cant really toss you a bone or anything
busy hunting down red with pikachu and ruby

>>8346859
(Except sniffers and chuckles are forcing the Buizel/Mew plot. So fuck off.)

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>>8346724
>Four bandits come in
>They don't seem to have much in terms of firepower, but they're pissed off
>One of them sends a Toucannon (Lv45)
>Another is wielding a makeshift bludgeon
>The other two have handguns

>>8346801
>>8346825
>Clancy gets pushed away by the bandit with the stick, but is otherwise not injured

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>>8346856
What is your name?
Can you write i think there is some paper and pens here
>picks up pen and paper

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>>8346857
What reason would you have for doing that?

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>>8346801
>>8346825
Please be more careful.
>LV80 Guzzlord is sent out.
>Guzzlord uses Hammer Arm on the Angery Bird.

>>8346891
(did you miss where sniffers said the exact same thing worded in almost the exact same way in discord?)

>>8346952
>>8346914
(fuck me up)

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>>8346947
>remains silent
I do not want to talk about it. You might hate me. Sorry.
>looks away
>lays down and pretends to sleep.

>>8346961
(no theyre forcing that stupid buizel plot even though the stupid buizel is literally less useful than most chars)
(lol fuck any of the establishes chars sniffers gets fun shit i dont)

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>>8346974
You know I couldn't hate you but if you don't want to tell me that's fine I suppose.

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>>8346724
>>8346801
>Bear hits the deck, curling his paws into his fists.
>Yep, 4 people in the room.

>>8346914
>Bear goes for the guy with the bludgeon with a Hammer Arm to the legs.

>>8346984
(...I fail to see how any plot can be "forced")

>>8347008
(>Character introduced in one day gets more shit happening to them then most characters that have been around for two months)
(But whatever fuck me right?)

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>>8346809
Hmm. I can offer a gift or two to that effect.
>Learn Protect [TM17] Yes/No?
>Defense and Special Defense IVs Hyper Trained!

>>8347031
(...And that's a problem because? If you want things to happen to your characters, do things with those characters.)

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>>8346801
>>8346952
This is gonna suck.

>Brave Bird one on Mook C

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>>8346952
STOP!! STOP!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??!!
NEVER. EVER. EVER WEAR SHOES THAT DON'T MATCH YOUR BELT COLOR.
WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING?
>Flare grunt retreats behind a nearby wall

>>8347056
(I DO DO SHIT WITH MY CHARACTERS LITERALLY NOTHING FUCKING HAPPENS TO THEM EVER.)
(But noooooooooooooooooooooooooo Sniffers and Chuckles get all the legendaries and action so fuck me right?)

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>>8346994
well after he kicked me after i lost him a gym battle I burned him. His scream did not last long enough for me.
>looks down
Please do not tell anyone... I am a bad pokemon....

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>>8346882
>.>......

>>8346945
>......
>picks up
>writes name
>draws self
.....
^.^

>>8347075
(>.>... ^.^...)

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>>8347075
(I'm not going to ask you what your characters are, but feel free to have them jump into interactions with some of mine. Plot should end up with them, but if it doesn't I can make some.)

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>>8346952
>0 Atk Guzzlord Hammer Arm vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Toucannon: 130-153 (92.8 - 109.2%) -- 56.3% chance to OHKO
>Evens and Toucannon barely hold on to start readying Beak Blast

>>8346996
>Melee bandit screams in pain as both legs break

>>8347058
>Gun Bandit 2 (post number above this post) tries to swat away the big screaming bird of failed ambushing

>Gun Bandit 1 (this post number) takes aim at the big pissed off bear

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>>8346856
Well what are ya doing around here? somethin bad gonna happen? hopefully not to me?

>>8346882
Red is so cool....
By far the best trainer!

>>8347075
(Don't listen to>>8347120
I know he's trying to help but knowing this place you'll be shit on for this. I'll help if you want to though)

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>>8347093
You did what?

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>>8347066
...Right.
>>8347127
>Shotty time.
>Roll to blast one of the Bandits.

>Frankie: might be distracted with travel schedules.
>Rolling for if he notices the conversation...

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>>8347094
>illegible scribbling
You have severe autism?
Wow
Though I can't say I didn't see that coming since you like Absol

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>>8347127
>Yeah, no
>Bear doesn't care if it's a miss or if it ricochets off his assault vest
>Hammer Arm at the arms holding the pistol

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>>8347143
(I have roughly 30 characters. I get so many interactions spread across all of them that it really wouldn't be possible to pick out one anon among the new interactions. )

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>>8347144
Nothing. if you tell frankie...
>heating up

>>8347169
(-.-.....)

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>>8347045
>N, I guess.
Thank you.
>You should probably just have Xerneas pick someone else because I don't know what to do with C anymore.
>I don't know, sorry.

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>>8347184
I don't understand

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>>8347127
FOR FHAKS SAKES

>Keep pressure on failed swatty guy
>Brave Bird again

I'S HAS LITERALLY NO OTHER FRIENDS AND AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A REALLY SHIT DAY BAMBINO

>>8347203
( Xerneas GM here. That's part of why I left the invite open-ended OOC, didn't want to force you into any plot. )
( If you want to drop the character it's okay )

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>>8347093
>>8347184
If your trainer was abusive I can understand wanting to hurt him, I wanted to hurt my trainer for a while after being tossed out to the street for something I had no control over.

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>>8347094
>pets jerry
it's okay jerry
but he didn't mistreat you did he?

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>>8347094
aight man well
you need someone to translate facial expressions just like
hmu or something
fucking got tons of practice between jacket and red
not literally between them
fucking wish though
kinda wonder what jacket is up to
probs like
sitting on the couch
eating pizza
and visiting snooze city halfway through
fucking narc
fuck
im rambling
talking to myself like a schizo
even though its the most natural fucking thing to do ever
anyway yeah like
dave the mute whisperer
at your service
>>8347139
scuse me
youre looking at the best trainer dude

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>>8347205
Good. keep it that way.
>angry look

>>8347264
There is more but i just destroy everything i love.

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>>8347292
Should I be worried you're going to destroy me then?

>>8347263
>Maybe give it to one of the more important characters.
>One of the plasma grunts or something? I don't know sorry.
>My constant mess ups give me too much anxiety to rp here sorry.

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>>8347127
>Toucannon didn't held, and faints
>His trainer (post number two posts above) tries to retrieve him and run
>Odds and he just runs away

>>8347066
>Bandits are perplexed at the sudden interloper
>Even the one that needs immediate medical attention if he wants to not lose his legs

>>8347163
>Shotgun blast goes wide and fails to hit anything

>>8347171
>Gun Bandit 1 is really glad he still has arms
>He tries to put some distance before trying to shoot again (this post's number)

>>8347218
>Gun Bandit 2 has been knocked to the floor
>Rolling (post number above this post) to not pass out and/or internal bleeding

>>8347331
(what messups senpai)

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>>8347333
>BLAST EM

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>>8347205
Hello, Jolteon. I can't recall if you gave me your name, but how are you?
>>8347331
(Dude, I can assure you that you're fine. Maybe just fun post? I've found that pretty anxiety free, but I can understand if you don't.)

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>>8347390
It's Inazuma! How are you mister human.

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>>8347317
>holding back tears
Probably....
everything I love dies....
I am sorry.

>>8347331
( If you're C's RPer, I don't see a whole lot of messups. Frankly, you're one of the best thread-only posters there is in my opinion. )
( I respect that you're leaving. If you ever feel like coming back, we'll be here and welcome you in. )

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>>8347333
>Bear runs after the other guy- it's obvious what he's going for
>The jeep
NO, TO HELL WITH YOU
>Jump up, superhero landing, Earthquake attack on the runner

>>8347331
(adri rper here, you don't mess up constantly, imo, C is a pretty cool character)
(your character is pretty consistent)

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>>8347333
GET OFF MAH BEAR OMOSESSUALE
>Bandit hears only angry tweeting
>But he gets the point regardless

>you should know the drill by now

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>>8347411
Well if I have to die because of my love for you so be it.

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>>8347405
Alright, mostly. Just watching Sliggoo eat and waiting to see if my coworker dies in that fight.

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>>8347352
>>8347390
>>8347414
>>8347425
(Thank you. Uh, if you don't mind I'm probably going to drop C and Maw.)
(Yes I'm actually the rper, here's an image to prove it.)

>>8347169
(A little rule I will follow by from now on I will NOT give a serious ooc reply with absol in the same post. Just the ... to toy with other's. Also I like shaymin don't ruin her for me) (That is all)

>>8347450
TURTS
T U R TS
U
R
T
S

>>8347444
(aight bro, hope you enjoy whatever character you end up making next)

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>>8347444
(maw was interesting also nice trips love you senpai)

>>8347438
You are to good for me. you and frankie are way to good for me....

>hugs sylvie tightly and warmly

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>>8347444
(it's okay, i'm going to miss both characters but it's your decision and i'll not change it)
(well have fun with your new character)

>>8347444
(Thanks for letting me know, have fun with your next characters bros. )

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>>8347481
Can I have a hug? I want a hug!

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>>8347462
(...?)

>>8347271
>......
>Nods

>>8347288
>.>.....
>Nods

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>>8347450
>her
Shaymin is male fucko

>>8347450
>>8347507
please dont reply to shitposters turts

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>>8347333
>The interloper fucks off into the night, ready to criticize the next fashion victim he comes across

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>>8347288
Red was and still is the best. Aren't you the new champ on the block? I think i read about you online.

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>>8347507
I would hug you but that wouldn't be a good idea, and i'm not with my blade covers right now

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>>8347508
At least post something good

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>>8347501
You like hugs too?
>hugs tightly
I do not think got your name~!?

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>>8347556
dude
reds pokemon all need glasses
i could totes beat him
and yeah thats me dude
dave gropius
kanto-johto champ
aiming for hoenn next

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>>8347333
>Nope, skedaddle it is
>He drops Toucannon's ball in the process

>Gun Bandit 1 dropped his gun
>In the right way for shoddy construction, lack of maintenance and just enough force for it to fire one final bullet to his own wielder, at the back
>Gun Bandit 1 is on the floor, bleeding
>Gun Bandit 2 is unconscious
>Melee bandit is trying to stay awake

>>8347421
>>8347435
>These would have been fails if the bandit had not shot himself
>Gun Bandit 1 has no digestive tract to speak of anymore

>>8347331
(If you call that messing up then I'm the definitely worst GM)
(You're good, man)

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>>8347598
>Fuckin be useful somehow.

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>>8347576
Inazuma! What's your name?

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>>8347598
>Bear leaves melee and gun bandits behind and tries to catch toucannon bandit
>Time to tacklehug him to the ground
>And by tacklehug, I mean a Return attack

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>>8347598
...Damn I'm good. MELEE BANDIT! IO SONO il portatore DEL DOLORE!

FACE MEEEEE!

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>>8347481
>>8347501
>big hugs all around

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>>8347639
I am zorro!

>>8347669
th-thanks

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Ha! Finally! I've made it to the hospital! On one foot! Suck it, Team Skull!

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>>8347675
Its nice to meetcha Zorro!

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>>8347686
>Roll to knock him down

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>>8347649
FAK WRONG ONE, U-TURN, U-TURN

>Dark Pulse the one that's an actual threat, ya dork

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>>8347363
>>8347635
>Guzzlord guy should consider working on his aim

>>8347643
>Toucannon bandit has been successfully tackled
>He tries to wriggle out
>Evens and is not seriously injured
>Dubs evens and he actually manages to escape the bear hug

>>8347649
>Melee bandit somehow managed to swat hatbirb despite the pain

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>>8347689
are you feeling better inazuma?
can you see again?

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>>8347742
Yeah and the first thing I saw was some big rainbow deer guy!

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>>8347739
>Step on Melee Bandit's head.
>No gunplay this close to failquads.

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>>8347702
>Rocket grunt is knocked down
YOU FUCKER
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR LAME ASS "TEAM"
BATTLE ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

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>>8347689
yeah i like new friends....

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>>8347739
>Bear: break just enough bones so that the guy can't get back up.
>Toss him on the ground.
>...He smashes the Toucannon's pokeball, while he's at it.
Let's leave these fucks. ...Think we should leave the food for 'em or should we take it? That beer looks mighty tempting.

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>>8347758
that's good, it's good that you are not harmed
but i think that's xerneas if i'm not wrong

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>>8347812


>be bandit
>roll up to trap site with my bros and my beloved burd
>bros now dead/dying
>bird is dead
>that bird was my only friend after I ran away from my abusive home...
>a different, evil looking bird is shooting lasers at me
>a bear has just snapped my ribs and my knees
>i will die this day
>I just wanted to be safe and have friends
>Just fuck my shit up senpai

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>>8347789
>Laugh at the lame rocket nerd on the ground
Man if we're lame what the hell does that make you guys?
Aight dude, lets see what you got.

>>8347812
Damn man, I's thought I's was pissed...

Uh... I's don't think they'll make it outta the desert in the condition their in, food or no.

- Clancy "FINISH HIM!" MacGoogle

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>NECROZMA: SEEK OUT A CHOSEN ONE

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You thought it was over?
https://youtu.be/tOnTPW1MTZ4
>Strikes the traditional Team Skull pose and waits for the intro beat to establish itself
Back in Alola island hoppin'
All these niggas ain't got nothin'
All my caps are gon' be poppin'
Team Skull in the house
You know we here 'cuz you wiped the fuck out
I bustin' stall strats and I'm wipin' out ya team
Hand the money over faggot where ya wallet been
Got my blissey and my skarm reppin' for the whole squad
When you see me nigga you just betta run
When I call my pokemon, all these nigga fuckin' gone
If you wanna fuck with us you better run it heinous
All my niggas turnt up
Out' my way or you'll be fucked up
My rhymes are the tits
The bars that I spit
Are so fuckin' nice that'll steal your bitch
Got ice on my fingers and a rolly on my wrist
When my 'mons got bling
You know we hella rich

Team Skull
We Team Skull here niggas
We run this place, don't forget that
I'll whoop your ass if you forget

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>>8347981
Is it me?

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>>8347863
>...Wait, I thought he failed to retrieve birb
>Bear was releasing birb, not killing it
>...Oh well. This is Orre.
>You don't lay this sort of trap and not take into consideration that you might catch fish too big to fry.
>Bear just growls under his breath.
>>8347892
...I'm not the kind of bear that enjoys this kind of situation. ...Besides.
The reason I came here was to get a new jeep. I'm not about to let a bandit who ambushed us drive off with it. Or the carrier.

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>>8347771
>Good choice
>But you still failed to crush his head
>Somehow
>Maybe Guzzlord has an idea

>>8347812
>Bone crunching noises
>Toucannon bandit looks at you tearfully
>At least his pokemon is now free
>>8347705
>>8347892
>It's all over for Toucannon bandit

>>8347863
>This is now canon
>Except for the part of Toucannon being dead

>Gun Bandit 2 is still alive but unconscious, while at that

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>>8347871
At least we got taken out by two respectable trainers. What's your excuse?
>Rocket Grunt Robert sends out Alolan-Persian ( Level 59, Fur Coat, 156 HP100 SpD252 Spe )
>>8347989
DO YOU SKULL GRUNTS EVER SHUT UP?
>>8347981
WHY? WHY CAN'T IT STAY ON ITS HILL FOR ONCE

>>8348030 (Me)
>Alolan Persian uses Fake Out btw

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>>8348030
I swear to Arceus motherfucker you keep talkin' shit like that I'm gonna come over there an' knock your fuckin' teeth out lil' bitch.

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>>8348015
>Look upon bearbro with respect but also fear
O-okay fampire. Got it.

>roll to hide Brave Bird recoil damage from teamembers
>Success, nothing but a slight limp, fail, pronounced leg dragging, faildubs AAAH MAH LEEEEEG

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>>8348030
WILL YOU BE MY CHOSEN
ROBERT?

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>>8347989
Dude.
Cut back on the N-word, man.
Uncool.

>>8348030
...You got taken out by a mute.
>Skull Grunt who still needs a damn name why am i like this sends out Alolan-Marowak Lv48, Thick Club, Lightning Rod, Adamant, 252 HP 252 Att 4 SpD

>>8348046
>It has no effect
>A-Marowak used Iron Tail

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>>8348030
He gives itself admin rights often, just tell him to go back home.

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>>8348133
Fuck you too
You gotta talk big or no one will ever listen

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>>8348027
>Smash please.
>>8348015
>>8348090
>Guzzguy is probably gonna end up bowing out feel free to NPC him

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>>8348075
FUCKING DO IT, YOU PANSY LITTLE BITCH. I'LL KICK YOUR ASS TOO.
>>8348096
What... Why... what does that even mean?
>>8348133
>Dubsfail
>252+ Atk Thick Club Marowak-Alola Iron Tail vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Marowak-Alola: 39-47 (30 - 36.1%) -- 45.4% chance to 3HKO
Goob job, you Skull Grunts are clearly better!
>Alolan-Persian uses Foul Play
>0- Atk Persian-Alola Foul Play vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Marowak-Alola: 134-162 (103 - 124.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>8348166
Fucking... Why.

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>>8348213
YOU WILL FOLLOW MY EVERY COMMAND
IN RETURN I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING VERY COOL

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>>8348015
>Birb is, as a matter of fact, still unconscious

>>8348179
>Bandit has been smashified into a floor smear
>These bandits will not be a problem to anyone anymore

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>>8347675
So are you excited about seeing Kalos?

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>>8348248
A new place yeah!
>sighs....
i just wish it was on a little bit different situations...

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>>8348213
A glitch in the Personality Core module or maybe an intentional feature, I have no exact idea why.

>>8348231
Please do not lure people into certain death.

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>>8348090
>>8348179
>>8348240
>Yeah... let's go.
>Bear packs up the MREs and keg of beer

>He loads up the food into the back of the jeep, then hops into the driver's seat.
>He then follows the carrier back home.
>...This one shouldn't have the brake problems the other jeep had.

>>8348266
>>8348248
>Frankie: get on the boat, boat sets off, immediately find quarters and fall asleep
>It will arrive tomorrow, feel free to NPC Frankie just a bit for landing in port.

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>>8348231
That's the biggest fucking monkey paw bullshit I've ever heard. Whatever, I'll do it. You better not have me call you "master" or some shit.
>>8348278
Great. Glitchy ass rock robot. Just what I needed today.

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>>8348266
True but brightside you may be able to meet your admirer, Fennekin are native to kalos so that one that seems to think you're hot could be there.

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>>8348304
WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR GIFT
THINK WISELY
>im 100% serious about this dude
>think wisely
>if you choose it in your dick youre going to regret this

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>>8348133
>On itself apparently
>Fuck me running.

>>8348169
Man that doesn't mean ya gotta be a fuckin dick.
Being a racist cunt ain't gonna make you cool, yo.

>>8348213
Hey, hey, I'm just warming up!
>A-Marowak uses Fire Punch
>252+ Atk Thick Club Marowak-Alola Fire Punch vs. 156 HP / 0 Def Fur Coat Persian-Alola: 60-72 (32 - 38.5%) -- 96.3% chance to 3HKO

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>>8348213
A real gangsta like me likes to spread his wings
A real homie like me also got mouths to feed
I don't smoke weed, I just do speed
Got no chill, gotta work and pay bills
But before you diss my beat rememba'
A guy like me always packin' heat hotter than a emba'

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>>8348326
I have another admirer?
>displays a bit of excite
I sure hope i can live up to his opinion!

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>>8348333
>God damnit dude now I'm tempted to say "dick" just to find out
Fuck, I'm busy rock-bot. Right arm, I guess.
>>8348334
Ha, at least Skull can make puns.
>Going for Foul Play again
>Same calcs
>>8348338
Yeah sure. Ember, the weakest fire type move. Good job.

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>>8348393
Yo thanks, cooking up hot puns ain't exactly my thing, but I thought hell, why not.
>A-Marowak uses Fire Punch again

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>>8348393
>rip you
>you picked the one i wasnt prepared for desu
>this might be a little OP so i might rebalance it later
OKAY.
>NECROZMA: POINT FINGER AT ARM.
>A short black gem jams itself into Robert's arm.
>It'll hurt like fuck for a few minutes and then heal up.
>Any melee attack done with right arm does extra damage and Robert gets a slight higher chance to catch pokemon.
IT IS DONE.

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>>8348386
>snuggle up next to zorro on the boat
I'm sure you will bud.

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>>8348477
Yeah i will not mess it up!
>curls up next to sylvie

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>>8348460
>HolyfuckafunctionIwasn'tawareof

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>>8348393
It's why I got a 9
Got with me at all times
Morning, noon, or night
I'm ready for a fight

>>8348282
>>8348179
>>8348090


>End of Mission Collection for Operation: Rob The Army

>A literal pile of MREs
>+1 jeep
+1 keg, filled
>An assortment of guns and ammunition
>Newfound fear of bears

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>>8348457
>Why can't these grunts hit anything?
Ditch Skull, go for a job as a comedian.
>A-Persian uses Foul Play yet again
>>8348460
MOTHERFUCKER
FUCKING SHIT HURTS LIKE A FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>Seems fine to me man
>But the real question is
>What would dick gem have done
>>8348514
Yeah, you're so great. Obviously you being a grunt is just a fluke.

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>>8348386
>>8348477
>Cocoa appears.
>...She doesn't seem to be in the best shape, at least mentally. Physically, the mustard gas thing was healed by Xerneas.
Nnngh.

>>8348544
(Crit. Also, everyone drink.)
0- Atk Persian-Alola Foul Play vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Marowak-Alola on a critical hit: 204-242 (156.9 - 186.1%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>8348545
>scoop the 'vee into the snuggle pile
Hey you, how are you doing?

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>>8348565
>Vee buries her face into Sylvie's fur and groans. She's shaking a bit.

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>>8348502
YES, ADMIN?
>>8348544
>i didnt have a plan for dick gem
>fucking probably make robert a sex god or something?
>guess ill get to test that on the next nerd i gem
I SEE MY GIFT IS SERVING YOU WELL.

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>>8348591
>hug the shaking eevee
What's the matter? Did the gas spook you?

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>>8348544
Are you looking to get yourself capped?
Because testing my patience is a damn good way to get capped.

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>>8348610
>Vee nods, snuggling against Sylvie.
I... I-I couldn't see... I couldn't breathe... I-I couldn't do anything... I... I-I couldn't...

>>8348661
>roll to pull off stage with a cane

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>>8348544
>>8348561
>Alolawak status: absolutely boned.
jesus shit, man.
I would but like, screw gettin up on a stage dude. Spooky as hell with all those people.
>Return and send out Shiny Salandit M Lv42, Eviolite, Corrosion, Modest, 252HP 252SpA 4SpD
>Salandit used Nasty Plot, +2 SpA

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>>8348523
>Bear parks the jeep, then starts unloading the goods- minus the fear of bears.
>Afterwards, he collapses on a couch.

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>>8348607
Feel free to continue using that function, but log every use and the effects on the receiver.

>>8348685
Roll to ride on the bear

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>>8348591
>>8348661
hello
why have you summoned me

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>>8348661
>try and comfort Cocoa
Shhh shh everything's all right now, we're safe, you're safe.

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>>8348685
Seconding this, as per custom >>8348704

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>>8348763
>Bear gives birb-bro a tired, floofy, happy hug.

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>>8348744
>Vapey comes over to join the group
that was... ugghhh...
>shudder

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>>8348744
>Cocoa calms down, closing her eyes.
Y-yeah... all right... thank you.

>>8348724
>The vee squeaks in surprise.
W-whah...?

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>Guzzdude transfers ownership of Guzzlord to Aether Guy Hilbert.
>And fucks off into the desert.
>Roll for what he left.

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>>8348724
Who are you?

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>>8348828
>Some money.

>His Aether ID.

>An axe.

>A vague note about needing to finish things up.

>>8348607
FFFFFFFFFF I GUESS?
>yeah probs would've regretted that
>none of my characters get laid anyway so rip that gift
>so what is necrozma gonna replace zekrom for the whole monkey paw deals thing
>>8348629
Wah. You'll probably trip over your baggy ass pants anyway.
>>8348674
Yeah, fuck that shit. I get cha man. Not much better than grunt work.
>I can't do showdown from my phone so
>Persian is KO
Alright, that's enough of that.
You aren't a complete incompetent shitbag, I'll admit it.
-Robert the imageless

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>>8348819
>>8348844
i am
spiritomb
why have you summoned me

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>>8348897
Nobody summoned you, I think you are mistaken.

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>>8348897
...I didn't summon you...?

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>>8348917
>>8348926
oh
wrong place
sorry
>poof

>>8348881
(Never forget)

>>8348881
(RIP in peace guzzbro everyone loved you)

>>8348881
(Fs out for Guzzobro, we already miss him)

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>>8348891
Yeah man, twice the stress, half the fun, no chance for randomly getting hella dosh from your boss. Straight downgrade if ya ask me.
We're done?
>S.Salandit: become the shoulder lizard.
I mean, I don't know 'bout the competency, but I do like to think I'm an alright fella. Sometimes. A little.

haha turts is to depressed to stay up to see if buddy gets on

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>>8349047
YOU
I WILL CHOOSE YOU AS WELL
CHOSE YOUR SPOT OR I WILL CHOOSE IT MYSELF

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... boss? Did you fin' 'im? Is evert'ing okay?
>walktie talkie up Desmond

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>>8349178
>siiiiiiip

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>>8348934
Okay bye bye scary mon

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>>8349206
I'm 'ere, Marc, dunno 'bout the boss.
Hope he's alright, 'cause if his team went down fair, we're right fucked.

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>>8349206
>>8349229
Sorry. Listen let's set up a camp nearby. The guy's Gigalith shut the door on me and he's been sleeping for... Eight hours?

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>>8349178
uh.
I ain't about that life famoli. Not one for gettin rocks shoved inside themselves and shit, y'kno.

>>8349047
Yeah, I don't want to singe Persian's fur too much. Arms are clawed enough as is.
Well, you aren't in Flare so. Not the worst of the bunch.
-Bobert

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>>8348891
IT DOES!
>whoops im a fucking dumbass today
>maybe well see
>>8349266
MAKE YOUR CHOICE
FIVE...

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>>8349229
Damn well done for if Desmon' goes down.
>>8349261
Alrigh', camp it is. Have a place in mind?

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>>8349261
Works for me boss. I brought enough rations for the whole team an' three more.
>Charlie the Grunt: Set up camp!
>Only on dubsfails or worse can he actually fuck this up.

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>>8349266
>>8349274
STOP! FASHION POLICE, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO THINKING?
ESPECIALLY YOU, BLUE HAIR.
THAT OUTFIT IS AN ABOMINATION.

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>>8349305
Not too far away.
>>8349309
Charlie has us set up I guess.
>Stakeout the house.
Looks like everyone in there is just asleep...

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>>8349274
Ah, yeah, I gotcha.
Dude those Flare bunch are all whackjobs, shoutin about fashion this and that.

>>8349350
Speak of the devil.
You do know red is SO last gen, right? Not that y'all didn't look atrocious then too.

>>8349280
Son.
What'd I just say.

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>>8349384
FINE NO COOL POWERS FOR YOU
I HAVE OTHER GRUNTS TO GEM
>NECROZMA: FUCK OFF

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>>8348828
... holy hell.
Let's hope Colress doesn't find out.
>Feed the Guzzlord left over shitty Hoennese takeout

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>>8349436
>SLAM DOOR OPEN
HILBERT
I HAVE CHOSEN YOU

>>8349463
>kiss robit

>>8349280
>How so man
>>8349350
What? My outfit is fine, pansy. Just because Flare doesn't understand stealth doesn't mean the rest of us are dumbsasses.
>>8349384
Gotta give them effort for trying. The laser was kinda cool.
-Robert the Grunt

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>>8349435
Maybe some other time, tall dark and robot-y.

>>8349513
The laser was kinda gonna kill the planet, so, yeah.
I have no idea how those dudes even see through those shades. Pure fuggin red, makes no sense.

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>>8349309
>>8349354
... s'mores, anyone'?

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>>8349550
I brought crackers and can smash up the M&Ms I got.
Marshmallows don't play nice with heavy weatha', so I left 'em as a treat for Yrsa back home.

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>>8349384
Wrong! Red is never out of fashion! The worlds best trainers are all red themed. But blue? Ugh. Second rate all around.
>>8349513
Don't get me started on all the things wrong with your outfit - your hat looks like a depression era newspaper boy's.

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>>8349550
>>8349605
Pretty sure Pizza Rocket is open this time of day.
...You guys want some?
Who's Yrsa?

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>>8349463
Oh holy fuck how'd you find out where I live
>Awkwardly glance between Guzz and Nec
... don't tell Colress.
......... wait... what are you choosing me for...?

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>>8349625
Yrsa's a lil' Stufful I took in a fair while ago, Boss.
Still a wee bit young to be out on dicey missions, so I asked family to take care of 'er.
If I'm a little jumpy on this job, boss, it's 'cause I don't want the first "whaddaya mean they ain't coming back" talk she ends up hearin' ta be abou' me.

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>>8349644
I AM CHOOSING YOU FOR SOMETHING INTERESTING
WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR GIFT

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>>8349625
Soun's good, boss.
>>8349670
.... I brough' Eggsy an' Lucky. Too youn' to be left alone.
Tell us abou' your family, Charlie.

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>>8349609
Time traveling toddlers don't count man. Red apparently hits about as often as Brock wins a fight. Ruby's only good cause he's got like, four leggies and one of 'ems Fug. I can't even remember if there's any more than that so they must not be important if there's any more.
Basically, red a shit.
A shiiiit.

Purple however, is pretty rad.

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>>8349670
What's your family like? I'll make sure you don't get sent back in an oak box, dude.
>>8349708
Gotcha.
>Last post number is how long until he comes back with the 'za.

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>>8349681
Wait what
What gift
>Help me im dying from (You)s

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>>8349735
>youre welcome
A GIFT TO MAKE YOU STRONG ENOUGH TO DO MY BIDDING
WHERE DO YOU WANT IT
ON YOUR PHYSICAL BEING

>>8349548
Maybe it's a tint? Or electronic?
>>8349609
... you have a hair lump that looks like a poop emoji. You have no room to talk.
>>8349711
Red's Pokémon need glasses, but he was tough back in the day.
-Robert

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>sylvie yawns and drifts off to sleep
>seems returning to her homeland may bring back bad memories after all

>>8349774
Sleep right pupper.

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>>8349751
>Continue watching
>I'm going to need all the coffee in the station for this

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>>8349751
>Damn you
>At this rate Im going to have like
>Fucking three characters enslaved to Necrozma
.... surprise me. Only restriction is no genitals and no anus.

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>>8349708
>>8349721
I'd be a fuckin' stereotype if I told ya "seven little brothers an' a drunk-ass dad". Lucky tha's not th' case.
Got seven siblings though. Well, six. Petey sang his last a few years back, poor bloke.
Mostly the family's in jobs that don' pay as much but are a wee bit more respectable than bein' a mercenary. We take care of each other when we can, even though we're a little spread out. I'm gonna go visit some of 'em next time I get time off.

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>>8349644
>>8349681
>>8349735
>>8349751
>>8349804

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>>8349711
>>8349773
>A message pops up on Francis' glasses
DELIVERIES AWAIT.
DONT THINK YOUVE ESCAPED THE FASHION POLICE YET, GRUNTS. ENJOY YOUR FREEDOM WHILE IT LASTS.
>Francis fucks off to the nearest KFC to pick up delivery shit

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>>8349804
>gud
>have fun multicharing when fun happens
OKAY.
>POINT FINGER AT CHEST.
>PEW.
>That gem is going to hurt like fuck as it burrows through his ribcage.
>Hilbert now can generate a shield to deflect 1 attack on himself a day.
>Might power this up a bit but just a one attack deflect a day.
>Can't save up the shield for extra blocks.
>Only one a day.
YOU ARE WELCOME.
>FUCK OFF THROUGH DOOR.

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>>8349773
Nah it looks like, solid friggin plastic, dude. Maybe that's why they got such a high fatality rate..

Man, Reds team needs like, 12 pairs of glasses each. I ain't gonna shittalk him too much, but like, damn. Dudes fallen down a few pegs.

>>8349846
Yeah okay flamboli, watch out for like, signs and shit.
Fuckers'll get ya if you ain't lookin.

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>LOOK FOR OLLIE

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>>8349924
>Ollie is in Sinnoh right now, somewhere in the Mt. Coronet area.
Sweet, monks said they'd drop the package for me.
Now to check out the creepy skeleton party in the tunnels.

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>>8349807
When is t'e nex' break? I can sen' you with some nice food if you wan'. Gumbo, maybe?

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>>8349976
>FOLLOW
OLLIE
I WANT TO GIVE YOU SOMETHING
VERY VERY COOL
>inb4 quadsfail

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>>8349807
>>8349991
>Hand pizza off to them.
Hell I can see about getting you both some time off after this job.
...If we even need to do it.

>>8349871
>Fug
>Gladi plz
>Gon' die trying to multi charri from my phone
>Merci
>>8349846
Bye, fag.
>>8349919
I heard that Red went missing. Seems pretty fishy to me. Boss is probably gonna milk that opportunity for all it's worth.
-Robert

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>>8350028
SKRAAAAAAAAW.
Grunt have you gotten me my Ratatas yet?

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>>8349991
I'll be honest, I forgot when my next leave time is.
You're welcome t' join the fun next reunion, I'll jus' tell the senpai'ly you're m' roommate so they don' try to show ye baby pictures or otherwise, heh, misunnerstand the situation tha' much.
>>8350016
Thanks, boss. It's a priv'lege workin' with ya.

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>>8350050
Dad what did I say about staying in the cage?