HG thread.
353rd Express Games, continued.
Seth's computer has many uses beyond hosting three-hour games. I bet you didn't know it doubles as a convection oven!
>>8344082 (Ahri)
You can call me Duck! Pleased to meet you!
>>8344094 (Ram)
I don't quite know how I got here! I'm sorry if I'm making you uncomfortable!
(Repost JIC)
>>8343958
I already did. I revealed that corrupt queen as a fraud in court, cleared the good name of defense attorneys in Khura'in and ultimately got rid of the DC Act. Now I just have to work 25 hours a day until more people get their attorney's badge... Which I hope is really soon.
>>8343986
I was told that they'd be arriving at any moment now, just wait a bit and mingle with everyone.
>>8344075
That's a good one
>>8344075
I could use seth's computer for all sorts of baking!
>>8344094
>The little girl looks up solemnly, her cheeks red and puffy as if she were crying.
Hello? Who's there?
>>8344075
Or a fuck ton of gay porn.
>>8344051
Do you wish for an exact time? Even I cannot remember that much without notes.
>>8344075
>She lays there peacefully.
>>8344125
>>8344067
Someone who's seen you a loot of times before. Do the specifics matter much?
>>8344113
Pleased to meet you as well!
>>8344075
Day eight.
>>8344120
YOU'RE a good one.
>>8344127
You are statiafied with a stagnated existence? Then you will be swept aside eventually. Have you no regard for your own survival?
>>8344151
F
>>8344122
>I really like this aesthetic.
>>8344151
Oh... Stop~
>>8344042(Lon'qu)
Trust me, I've held my own before. I'm what you'd call an explorer. I've been all over the world and have survived every kind of condition out there. I may not be muscular, but I know how to survive.
Ehe? What's wrong with Suz? I know she's not the most pleasant thing to look at, but that doesn't mean she's a horrible person. I think you two would hit it off with your whole training mentality.
>>8344118
But there is only 24 hours in a day, and I doubt you wouldn't stop for a quick break. Unless you wear make-up your face looks like the face of a man that gets his eight hours.
>>8344138
So you're a stalker then?
That's just great. ANOTHER random creep stalking Tomo!
>>8344149
Thank you Ahri!
>>8344102
>>8344118
Very well.
>She looks to the left and right of her. Then back to him.
I do not see no one else.
>>8344113
I suppose it is a little comforting that you care about my state but it does not change it at all. Nor does it answer any of my questions.
>>8344125
What are you doing here alone? Are you not aware of how dangerous it is?
>Duck Guy RPing
Oh shit. This a new Duck Guy?
>>8344151
Ahhh, nothing works on her!!
>>8344161
>me too
>>8344161
Night eight.
>>8344037(Duck)
Da, Duck. I will be your friend. Now, tell me a little about yourself
>>8344186
>>8344094
What do you think it was? From my standpoint, it was either indigestion or the overwhelming feeling of death at my doorstep.
>>8344135
A rough estimate! Stop being so vague, dammit!
>>8344181
Stalker? Lady, I only bothered noting you were here when you were actually showing your face looking for guys. I couldn't care less what you actually do.
>>8344127
If you care this much about what others think of you then it would be best to change yourself. Self pity will not get you anywhere.
>>8344192
L-Like I care, go ahead and keep them weirdo...
>>8344192
Good plan! LET'S GO ALREADY!
>>8344186
>The girl's expression changes quite quickly from a saddened one to a grumpy, disappointed one.
Tch. Tomo thought you might've been a guy.
>>8344208
Sounds like a stalker to Tomo!
>>8344186
Oh, sorry! You can call me Duck!
>>8344196
I live in my house!
>>8344187
>Honestly I wasn't expecting to get this many replies.
>>8344208
I haven't actually been watching, I just talk to people who have, so I never have technically.
>>8344209
Oh don't you start too! I'm fine with being a ga... with being me, alright? I'm not gonna evolve just to fit someone's expectations.
>>8344225
If I was a stalker I would've known every little movement you made, I didn't even know you still came here. Or maybe...you're stuck?
>>8344234
Then how the hell long've you BEEN HERE, then!?
>>8344222
Does the plan involve blowing stuff up, if so then I'm on board
>>8344222
Night nine.
>>8344075
Teseo would certainly love that computer.
>>8344173
I..will say this only once since you are not nearly as foolish as you look. I..get nervous around women. If you seek a reason as to why, you shall not have it.
Enough of that! *ahem* You do not need strength to wield a sword. Swordsmen of Chon'sin learn from their fathers...who learned from their fathers. You do not need the power of a dozen cart oxen if only one clean and clear cut is enough to fell your opponent.
>>8344231
I live in a house as well. You have any interests or hobbies? Do you have a job?
>>8344250
Gee thanks Amazon...
>>8344173
Well, I may have exaggerated a little, but I definitely work more than eight hours. Since I'm really the only licensed Defense Attorney in the country right now, people from all over come to me when they have legal trouble. I easily have over a hundred clients and still need to talk with most of them about their cases.
>>8344186
O-Oh?
(Where'd they all go...)
Well uh...
>The doorbell rings and Apollo breathes a silent sigh of relief
Oh, that must be the pizza guy! I'll get it!
>Apollo goes to answer the door, then shuffles back, carrying a tower of pizza boxes and sets them on a nearby table
(Whew! This is too much...)
>>8344250
Woah, final two!
BUT WHICH ONE WILL WIN?
>>8344258
Hobbies? Mmm that’s a tricky one. Weaving?
>>8344242
Here meaning? On this plant? Standing in this particular spot? You really should be more specific.
>>8344183
Not at all. It's always nice to meet newcomers! It can be rather...
>She frowns for a moment, trying to find the word.
Startling?
>>8344280
Looks like victory cake will arrive just in time for my win!
>>8344242
You really think Tomo would tell you how she gets to and from Seiren as she pleases?
>>8344280
THIS ONE
>>8344207
Hmph. I was hoping to ask you. A weapon that doesn't know how it took out it's opponents is a poor one. I expect you to realize it soon enough. Lest you accidentally kill all you care for.
>>8344225
>Her own expression changes into one that is of slight confusion for a slight of a second.
Is my build that much like a male's? I had thought that the skirt would have been enough to distinguish myself. Is that what you are upset about? A male?
>>8344231
Duck. Very well. I shall give you my name as well. Ramlethal Valentine. Now where are you? I only shared this type of link with someone else.
>>8344237
Hmmm. I have a feeling who you might be. If you believe so then you shouldn't be afraid to reveal yourself, now should you?
>>8344304
My cake is worthless now....
>>8344296
Meeting new people is scary for me too!
>>8344307
I don't know where I am! I wish I could go home! I promise I am no threat!
>>8344288
This "arena". You knew damn well what I meant.
>>8344302
Well, considering you were sitting all alone and depressed in a ditch, I'd assume you can't.
>>8344304
Someone got cocky.
>>8344304
Congratulations Oumae, you just won your second Express Game!
>>8344347
And as always, thanks for playing!
>>8344347
>congratulations!
>thanks for hosting!
>>8344347
gg Janus
>>8344307
Well Tomo's not here looking for no stinking ladies, that's for sure!
>>8344329
Tomo was trying to attract a potential husband. Don't doubt Tomo's tactics.
>>8344347
>Congrats to the winner, thanks for hosting again dude.
>>8344347
Congratulations and thank you for hosting.
>>8344360
Oh well, thanks for hosting!
>>8344279
>She just stares at the boy panicking back and forth from the door, silent all the way.
Are we to consume all of these by ourselves?
>>8344347
Congratulations to the winner. You have my appreciations for hosting.
>>8344375
>
>>8344375
Thank you!
>>8344360
Thank you for letting us play a game with you!
>>8344347
>>8344360
I-I can't believe I won again! Thanks f-for the game!
>>8344329
Just today, there's no need to get upset though something urgent has come up, I'll be back in an hour or two. Don't go overboard while I'm away.
anyone going next?
>>8344347
Rolf congratulations the winner!
>>8344360
Rolf thanks the host for these games of murder and fun!
>>8344360
Thanks for the game Ms. Host, and congratulations to Kumiko! I had a lot of fun, and I'll make sure to win the next one!
>>8344405
not you
>>8344257
I tried giving you the benefit of the doubt and yet you still said what I was afraid you'd say...
If we're talking about learning from our fathers then I'd be a manwhore that has twenty-five children with different women. In some cases, learning from your father would be horrible. The best I can do is hide and wait for the environment to take the enemy out.
>>8344279
It's tough, isn't it? But just think, once this is all said and done you'll be able to retire. You can do what I've been doing and travel all over the world, experiencing new countries that may need a DA's touch to fix whatever mess they're in. Is that just relaxing~?
>>8344347
Congratulations on your survival~!
>>8344360
And thanks for hosting for us!
Get!
>>8344423
amateur
>>8344360
Congrats, lady. And thanks for the show.
>>8344376
You're denying it, aren't you....
>>8344402
...GODDAMMIT!
>>8344423
Get out of HG faggot
>>8344423
Bad luck!
>>8344405
Yep. Then Grab Bag after.
GOREY GAUNTLET VI
First 36, will bump if necessary.
>>8344405
>Yukine looks weightless in this.
Some anon wanted to.
: l
>>8344376
I see. I also see that you have not summoned any males either. You are very poor in your skills.
>>8344405
Were you the one that said it here?>>8344102
>>8344441
Reigen Arataka
>>8344444
AYYY LMAO
>>8344441
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8344307
I don't think I'll get the chance to.
>Watashi pulls out a fairy looking creature from her pocket
These little guys can't die. They keep multiplying and multiplying, and will likely keep doing that until humanity is completely wiped out. It's very interesting if you ask me.
>>8344441
Duck Guy
>>8344441
Nazrin
>>8344441
Rokurou Rangetsu
>>8344441
Gardevoir
>>8344441
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8344441
Miku Hatsune
>>8344441
Ramlethal Valentine
>>8344441
Ruby
>>8344441
Kumiko Oumae
>>8344441
Watashi
>>8344441
Suz
>>8344441
Yoshikage Kira
>>8344441
Gascoigne
>>8344441
Yukin
>>8344441
Yasuo
>>8344441
Pit
>>8344441
Gabriel
>>8344441
Amami Rantaro
>>8344441
The Amazing and Magnificent Tomoka Lana Jude
>>8344347
>Congrats, Oumae
>>8344360
>Thanks for hosting, Mokou.
>>8344385
>Apollo takes a second to catch his breath
Uh... I guess so. I could've sworn there'd be more people besides you and me.
>>8344418
(Ugh, thankfully I don't think any other country in the world had a legal system as terrible as Khura'in's)
Retiring sounds nice. Once I finish up all my business in this country, I'm gonna head back to good old America.
>>8344441
Apollo Justice
>>8344441
Switch Dog
>>8344441
Sayaka Maizono
>>8344482
YOU CRACK ME UP LITTLE BUDDY
>>8344441
Rika
>>8344441
Haru
>>8344441
Classy Raven
>>8344441
Merak
>>8344441
BUBBLE WIZARD
>>8344441
Boss
>>8344441
Sticky Fingaz
>>8344441
Lord Enel
>>8344489
>District 1 being the swapbeg district
>>8344441
Buff Fluttershy
>>8344441
My wife
>>8344441
Kamikirimusi
>>8344418
Cowardice is not my way. But...If you cannot fight, you'll hide and let stronger allies protect you. There is wisdom in that.
I have things to attend to, boy. If you see that woman named Suz....Tell her to stay away from me untill circumstances leave me no choice.
>>8344441
Flora
>>8344434
Tomo's getting the feeling that you don't have many friends, do you?
>>8344448
It's not Tomo's fault that it didn't work this time. Tomo's plans work nine out of ten times, guaranteed!
>>8344530
that's the joke
>>8344441
Syria
>>8344517
>I kek'd.
>>8344551
I've got enough!
>>8344441
Ursula-sensei
>>8344556
>I don't do that, though.
>>8344441
Astolfo
Swap and correction cut-off at 8:30 PM EST.
>>8344325
Then reveal yourself to me. Reveal yourself and I shall be the judge.
>>8344511
It is possible they left after they saw who was behind this event. Thank you for the meal.
>She continues to stand up, looking at the pizza box mountain with a hint of caution in her eyes.
>>8344551
So the next time you do this, I should expect to see a man near you? I should survey it then. And how are these results not your responsibility?
>>8344441
Late Grimes
>>8344596
I like my new friends!
>>8344601
Please help me...
>>8344550
felicia on suicide watch
>>8344596
>>8344606
I don't like this guy but he needs a spot
>>8344596
Ruby is ready for the game.
>>8344511
So you're from America...
>Amami circles around the man, looking him up and down
You don't really carry yourself like an American. I get more of a...British feeling from you.
>>8344541
Strong allies, right...if only I had those. I'm horrible at making friends.
>Amami waves at the man as he walks away
I'd rather not say anything to her. She's terrifying.
>>8344623
>I don't like the guy
I-i thought we were friends, sunset....I-i really did, but thanks for the spot desu
>>8344619
>Ahri pauses.
What did you say..?
>>8344596
Looks good! I'm leveled up and ready to go!
>>8344577
I'm sure you do, with all of that negativity and always trying to be right.
You heard Tomo right. Tomo can go home and come here whenever she pleases. Any other planet as well!
>>8344596
>>8344511
>Tomo walks over and gently tugs on the man's suit.
It's nice to meet you, Mr. District partner...?
>>8344601
Tomo can attract men easy peasy!
>>8344307
Well if you think you know who I am, then consider how I might have pet you.
Then ask yourself if you want confirmation.
>>8344596
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge!
>>8344596
It should be fun watching her fight. Put her in!
>>8344540
>>8344550
>>8344596
Start it already, I'm gonna kick everyone's ass so hard, they'll never come back to the games.
>>8344596
Let's get this started!
>>8344651
no you dont
>>8344596
Exchange. I will participate in these games one day.
>>8344557
>>8344479
>>8344662
They already have someone in.
>>8344639
You get out there and enjoy yourself grimey. We don't like one another but that doesn't mean we have to hate each other right?
>>8344643
I don't know where I am!
>>8344661
>fucking owned
>>8344661
>>8344662
Your charity, shall not be in vain.
>>8344670
>Uh... no I don't?
>>8344596
(Again!? Just gotta do my best to lay low...)
>>8344601
(That's a pretty harsh thing to say...)
No problem, go on and enjoy it!
>Apollo gets a plate and takes a slice of one of the many pies for himself and digs in.
>>8344632
British? That's a new one... Why would you think that?
>>8344647
Huh? Oh, hey there!
(Wait a second...)
Um... Are you lost? This isn't really a place kids should be you know.
>>8344441
Fashionably late Hazama
>>8344623
>>8344655
>>8344662
Got it.
Game will start ASAP.
>>8344647
Oh, whatever. I regret feeling a shred of sympathy for you.
>>8344681
>Ahri drapes her arms over Suz' shoulders as she settles in behind her.
Well well... Look who it is.
>>8344709
>Tomoka nods slowly.
I've been stuck here and can't find my way back home to Seiren...
>*sniffle*
Do you think you can help me?
>>8344724
Tomo doesn't need sympathy from stalkers like you.
>>8344723
You forgot to boot up hosting_mode.exe
>>8344733
And look who it isn't!
>>8344733
>Keep forgetting to link image...
>>8344596
It looks all right to me, you can begin whenever you like!
>>8344751
You can't include your images and I can't include my text. Which is worse?
>>8344741
(...Hm, I got a funny feeling about this kid, but my bracelet isn't reacting, so she can't be lying... Right?)
Sorry, I'd love to help you, but I'm kinda lost too. Let's just stick together while we can and try to make it through, ok?
>>8344733
>She places her hand over one of Ahri's constricting arms and gives her a gentle squeeze.
Howdy stranger
BLOODBATH!
Chaos starting off with some chaos.
Bubble Wizard destroyed by that which he loved most.
An American Werewolf in London, A Japanese Samurai in Belgium
This just looks like a giant costume party right now. Start killing each other.
>>8344742
Umm...I-I've been in Hosting Mode all day! Yeah!
>>8344709
Something about your hair, your voice volume, and the way you conduct yourself. Just like a normal everyday gentleman. A British gentleman.
>>8344819
Cars are noisy!
>>8344819
I can use this confetti cannon to disorient the other players!
>>8344647
So far you are zero and one in your attempts that I have seen. Maybe you need to add some more appeal to your body.
>>8344650
I do. No matter who it will be, I dislike the action of petting.
>>8344707
I expect the best if you state it so easily. I shall survey over you.
>>8344709
>Still with some hesitation, she takes one slice for herself and has it hover right in front of her face.
I must know. Did you add anything to this? Last time I had this was less than desirable.
>>8344670
I am ninety percent sure they do not.
>>8344619
How can I assist you if I do not even know where you are? Give me your location.
>>8344819
This is bullshit.
>>8344819
Smooth move, idiot. You're lucky that your stupidity is cute enough for me to let you live...for now.
>>8344819
I'm just gonna wear my tunic
>>8344787
>Well for me it's a matter of thinking I already selected an image when I clearly did not.
>>8344687
...Describe your surroundings? I'm not sure how to help you.
>>8344808
>The kitsune chortles, nuzzling against her cheek.
And where have -You- been?
>>8344819
>Ahri is ill prepared to deal with being trapped in a bubble.
>She helplessly floats away... Maybe she'll come back?
>>8344819
Ruby gives the stranger a weak smile and tries to look as nice as she can for her photo. She worries she might've come off as a bit less decent than intended.
>>8344819
All things considered I guess that could have gone a lot worse, I'll take it.
>>8344807
That'd be... great! Thanks mister!
>>8344819
What? Tomo thinks this is dumb! Rhyming forever's not any fun!
Turn this curse off or Tomo'll get mad, and she'll make sure you know your games are bad!!
>>8344835
Is that some sort of joke? Tomo's the most cute and beautifulest girl here!
>>8344819
>>8344851
I owed you that one.
>>8344819
>Haru pulls a camera out of his bag and takes a shot of the other three tributes.
Now all I have to do is put this in my scrapbook and we'll have memories for the rest of time! Doesn't that sound super cool?
You better listen to him. He IS the Boss after all.
I mean, Syria kills a lot of people in real life, too, so I wouldn't be surprised.
...Thanks Miku.
But I thought she liked animals?
Roku, stop slapping my wife. That's domestic abuse.
>>8344444
checked
>>8344819
>She takes off the astronaut helmet, taking a deep breath.
Gods above, wearing this terrible suit doesn't do me any favors...
>The princess takes off the rest of her suit, tossing it to places unknown.
Much better.
>>8344835
You'll only get the best from me. Though, I would keep your expectations low, since this place has a tendency to undermine my very own skill.
>>8344835
>>8344851
It's all...computery. I don't like it!
>>8344877
I hope you like sand pits!
>>8344819
I'm ready!
...To go home.
>>8344877
I have zero idea how this works.
>>8344444
nice
>>8344877
Tomo's the greatest, smartest and best! An entire league above the rest!
This arena? My stomping ground! I'll do as I please? Step up to Tomo and she'll defeat you with ease!
>>8344885
Ruby has no idea why she's doing this but whatever.
>ANOTHER EARLY GAUNTLET DEATH FUCK
>>8344899
>as I please!*
>>8344863
>Muffled "FOR WHAT?" In the distance.
>>8344886
Computery? That's bizarre... I don't know how to help you! I'm sorry!
>>8344877
1 eon = a billion years
>>8344851
Here and there~ Wherever the smell of gunpowder and gore decides to lead me.
All that romantic stuff.
>>8344819
(Nice start, Justice. Reeeeal nice start.)
>>8344825
Oh yeah? Thanks a lot!
(Usually people tell me I'm too loud... Maybe it's just the people I'm familiar with though.)
So you're a foreigner too, right? What country are you from?
>>8344835
I... Didn't add anything to it, honest. What, were you poisoned or something?
>>8344857
No problem. My name's Apollo Justice. Just stick with me and I promise I can get you home!
(I think...)
>>8344877
Did none of us think this through?
>>8344899
You are confused? were you abused?
>>8344877
Hmm.. maybe these bones could serve another purpose?
>>8344916
I'll try to find my own way out. Thank you anyway!
>>8344877
>>8344900
Oh, don't mind the body. Just a simple cutthroat, trying to come up with a scheme.
>She walks away from the body, the eyes from the people not even bothering her.
Stop me if you've heard this one: Four tributes go into caves, only three come out alive.
GEE, I FUCKING WONDER.
Hey, I'm poor. What can I say?
It's because a certain someone isn't here. I guarantee it.
Congratulations, you just broke a priest's jaw. Enjoy Hell!
>>8344917
Wow, you're a nerd. Hey, everyone! Point and laugh at the nerd! Hah hah!
>>8344877
>>8344926
Usually Palutena's doing the thinking through part for me. It seemed like a good idea at the time though, right?
>>8344945
>I'm saving that event.
>>8344945
Finally alone. Maybe I can get some meditation done...
>>8344945
Oh the ability to fly? it's like I FUCKING HAVE THAT ALREADY! WHO'S HOSTING THIS?! I WANT TO BREAK HIS NECK OVER THESE STUPID POWERS!
>>8344945
Who would go through the effort to make a big balloon or something that looks like my head?
>>8344971
Classy Games make their return when?
>Mokou rp
What year is this
>>8344945
But I'm the only one who possesses three of those powers!
>>8344857
That is subjective. What is not is your ability to attract a male. Tomo, is it? Maybe this is not your purpose.
>>8344885
I have noticed that some abilities are limited in here. But your passion is undeniable. I shall leave you alone for now.
>>8344886
Huh? I am confused. What is this computer?
>>8344926
You could say that. An ally of mine put the condiment known as hot sauce on my pizza, stating it was delicious. I can assure you it was not.
>Giving a sigh, she slowly takes a small bite from it at last. Once she does, her expression lights up.
This is...
>>8344945
>She gives the man a simple rapier.
Think of it as a... way of me acknowledging your presence.
>>8344935
I hope you're able to make it out of there okay!
>>8344945
>Ahri still has yet to return.. It's getting rather lonely in her bubble.
>>8344919
Gunpowder and Gore are... 'romantic' to you?
>She looks confused as she draws back, but keeps a hand on Suz' shoulder.
That... won't be easy but... I suppose I could work with that.
>>8344992
>Not 2016
>>8344945
HOLD IT! Someone stop that bike thief!
>Apollo gives chase
>>8344948
(Finding a dinosaur would be kinda cool, but...)
It's impossible. The things have been dead for years... Are you on your way to a cosplay convention or something? That's a really neat angel outfit!
>>8344926
And my name's Tomo! Tomo's glad to be friends with you!
>>8344927
Tomo's asking the same thing to you, you clearly don't have a clue. Tomo's been struck with a rhyming curse, and if you don't shut up she'll hit you with worse!
>>8344945
This is stupid. Tomo is done.
Tomo's never heard something so dumb.
>>8344999
Tomo's here to find a husband for her boss back on Seiren. That's Tomo's "purpose" or whatever.
>>8344916
FOR KILLING ME THE OTHER GAME!
>>8344945
Wow. That's...yikes. I didn't even think turkeys could be scary.
...I'd ship it.
Haru going for the quick kill!
I read the letter. All it says is "YOU CHANGED THE GAMES <3" twenty times.
How do you do that without eyes?!
>>8344987
Please Jesus yes. I missed the last one because I was out having a life.
>>8344999
It spoke to me once! I don't know what he wants from me!
>>8345009
Thank you Ahri!
>>8345019
Gross, what is wrong with these people. Everyday with this disgusting crap.
>>8345019
Tomo's had it with all these birds!
She's also sick and tired of rhyming her words!
>>8344835
But... Look, I don't exactly have many tactile options at my disposal, alright?
If all you have is a hammer and all that.
>>8345019
I can tell by your reaction that you've never received one of those before.
>>8345009
I need to give you a lesson or two in sarcasm Foxy.
>>8344987
>>8345019
Answer's the same as last time: that's a good question.
>>8345019
Look, I don't know what angle you're trying to pull, but you'd better not try anything funny.
>>8345019
>>8345035
Oh come on, don't you enjoy the part where they talk about your.... what the hell is this word? shota-booty? the heck does that mean?
>>8345016
>Even more distant "I'm sorry I don't remember that!"
>>8345014
Cosplay? Oh, right, a lot of humans here aren't from my universe. Well let me introduce myself, I'm Pit, servant of the Goddess of Light, Lady Palutena!
>>8345019
What are these little guys doing away from ice and snow?
>>8344999
(Sounds like a bad prank...)
It's good, right?
>>8345015
Glad to hear it, Tomo! Just stay away from anyone that looks dangerous... Actually, just stay away from everyone and I think we'll be fine.
>>8345019
Sorry, I'm a defense attorney, not an exterminator.
>>8345019
That looks really neat, Rika! All that red stuff is coming out super fast! I don't even know how to stop it!
>Haru squats down and looks at the blood shooting out of her neck.
...Hey, Rika? Can you hear me? I guess that stuff blew your mind too, huh?
>>8344999
May you have my luck in the upcoming battles.
>>8345019
>She watches the weird mechanical dog leap over her head.
...It appears it's senses are not as keen as a mutt.
>>8345075
>The little girl wraps herself happily around your arm.
Tomo'll just stick close to you!
I think Grimes does that on a daily basis.
...It's because I'm not there for her. Don't worry, love! I'll be home in time for supper!
DANGAN REMOVER DUCK
I mean, Raven is still going to kick your ass for that, so...
>Just noticed Tomo is speaking in rhymes since the event.
BASED. FUCKING BASED.
>>8345100
If Tomo can't enjoy this game then nobody can! The host's to blame!
>>8345100
>steps on his feet every time they come close
I don't know how to dance, screw you.
>>8345063
Well...! It's hard to tell with you sometimes... You can't blame me.
>Ahri pokes her nose.
You enjoy those awful cigarettes after all...
>>8345100
>in a really bad impression of a woman's voice
Pit, you've got to keep going even without me, you awesome angel you'
I really need to stop talking to myself as Palutena
I want to be friends with Raven.
>>8345100
>Holy fuck.
>>8345068
WHATEVER!
>>8345071
(Wow, he's really getting into character with the whole human bit.)
I'm Apollo Justice. A Defense Attorney from California in the US.
>>8345093
(Aw, shucks...)
>Apollo gives her a smile and pats her on the head
Yup, that's the plan. Don't worry, I'll gather everything we need to survive here.
(Somehow..)
>>8345100
>>8345116
Y-Yowch! Can you at least not dance so close to me!?
Hey, Grimes is first for once!
I-I certainly hope Yukine is happy now. Those last two events were depressing for him.
Honestly, if given the choice between the Duck and breaking my legs, I'd go with breaking my legs.
>>8345100
Dammit Yukine, you should really shower!
>>8345140
Come oooon. I don't enjoy them -that- much. I could quit anytime I want.
>>8345100
>starts wringing out my cape
Hey, I just had a shower. Do you mind?
>>8345161
Alright, Apollo, get ready to...wait, is that money?
>>8345161
Next time I'm not answering it! Why don't we have a peephole?
>>8345015
So you are serving another. I know your plight then. But for something like this, I believe it would make more sense if your boss does it themselves.
>>8345028
I cannot promise you I can save you but I will be watchful for this computer. Whatever it is.
>>8345042
You are persistent in this. Fine. I will not ask. I will also not guess because I do not want to look like a fool if I am wrong. Are you done?
>>8345075
As of right now it does not compare to the burger. But it is almost as good. I did give you my appreciations before eating this, correct?
>>8345100
No... NO!
>She is sent flying due to the multiple explosions, falling into a deep chasm.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
>>8345159
Fine.
>dances away, very very far away, a distanced "Jerk!" can be heard
>>8345161
Well geez! if you wanna live so much fine I won't follow you.
>>8345159
An attorney? Does that have to do with law or something? I don't know a lot about humans... or other universes
>>8345161
Ow! Hey, what was that for?!
>>8345188
I guess... Sorry for bothering you.
I'm just lonely, is all.
I'll just go... over here...
>>8345100
>Holy hell Duck guy.
>>8345145
>Ahri is too far gone to hear anymore, both in distance and consciousness.
>>8345177
Well...
>She sways side to side, opposite that of her tails.
I'm sure you could. I wouldn't make you though. That'd be wrong of me.
GUYS.
GUYS.
IT'S THE MOST TERRIBLE ARENA EVENT IN THE ENTIRE GAUNTLET.
GOING BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL.
...And oh man is it bloody.
>>8345019
>I missed the last one
at least you have a win in that game
>>8345225
...ouch.
Gonna mash it up guys. I'M CHANGING THE GAME LIKE (You)KINE
>>8345194
Who is that person, and why on earth would they want to be friends with me?
>>8345225
>honks the horn slightly after the telltale bumps of driving over bodies
Get the heck out of the way, I'm driving here!
>>8345225
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8t2VxWLGbI
>>8345219
If you were bothering me enough that I would not want to speak with you, I would state so. It just seem like to me that you had nothing else to say. Farewell.
>>8345225
What's highschool?
>>8345222
>She looks down to the dancing line of smoke waving from the tip of her cigarette, and then back up
Does it really bother you?
>>8345100
Suck squids dick harder why don't you.
>>8345159
Tomo trusts that you know what to do! You seen like someone who's pretty capable and smart.
>>8345161
>>8345184
Should've invited Tomo, you slowmo!
>>8345188
Tomo's boss is busy with her own problems back on Seiren, so she entrusted Tomo to find a suitable husband for her!
There aren't any men on Seiren after all.
>>8345225
School? Pff, Tomo can manage.
In fact, with her intellect, Tomo's got an advantage!
>>8345161
>>8345182
>After sending out his distraction, Apollo makes a hasty getaway
(I can't believe that worked!)
>>8345188
Don't worry about it! As long as you enjoy it, that's good enough for me.
>>8345193
(What a little brat...)
>>8345202
Well, yeah. Us attorneys help give fair trials to anyone accused of any crimes.
>>8345225
Why...
>>8345100
Here I thought I had an affinity for avoiding explosions. I guess my luck from the bloodbath just wasn't meant to last.
>>8345225
I'm going to find the kid who did this..
>MFW someone actually pulled the alarm today (Nice blog, Mokou)
>>8345276
Nice blog, idiot.
>>8345251
>Ahri stops for a moment, her tails perk as if they're alarmed and reacting to something.
It's something you enjoy though...
>She doesn't exactly answer the question.
How entirely unamazing and unmagnificent.
Sword, meet crossbow.
She seems relatively nonchalant after just stopping a school shooter.
>>8345229
...True. And I was an Archduke or whatever in the 150th games for having the most kills in the pre-game. I'll take that.
>>8345253
Honestly, I forgot it was squid until he DMed me about wanting the sweet release of death from this.
>>8345276
Some stoner in my friend group did that once as we were walking out of the caf. Only time anyone ever did that that I know of.
>>8345276
Nice blog Mokou.
>>8345225
>>8345238
Couldn't you see that I was walking there?! I was like, right in front of you and you just ran me over! You shouldn't be driving if you're that blind!
>>8345299
Better than yours, NEETbag.
>>8345254
Yeah, I got it all under control! You can always count on Justice!
>>8345298
Suck this
*unzips lollipop*
>>8345271
So is the trial conducted by a soldier or something, or do you have a different system in your universe, time period, whatever it is?
>Had to leave ffor a while. I'm back now.
>>8345100
Alright, where is that damn book?
>>8345161
Well, look at that.
>>8345225
One less scrub.
>>8345298
...don't touch anything.
>>8345339
Whoa...
>>8345271
>looks around after picking up the coin
Dammit, where'd he go? Get back here!
>>8345298
Shame about that shark...might make for good soup if it's still fresh, though.
>>8345301
And you shouldn't be walking in front of school buses. Didn't your mother teach you to look both ways before crossing?
>>8345225
>>8345298
>killed by flora
>flora dead
columbine joke success
>>8345298
You know, normally, this would make Tomo mad.
But at least there's no more rhymes to be had!
>>8345254
That sounds complicated. I still would think that would be the better option than sending a child to find a husband.
>>8345271
Well thank you if I did not say it before.
>Standing up she scoots most of the boxes to her side of the table. Once again she resumes eating.
It is a shame that the others left.
>>8345238
Probably because you're cute. Now get to it.
>>8345320
I will have you know my blog has 12 whole followers.
>>8345345
>>8345345
no wait I got confused but still alive
>>8345243
Yeah, well. You don't talk much.
>>8345326
Tomo agrees! One hundred percent!
>>8345352
Tomo's not a child! Tomo is smart and mature you know. Probably more so than half the people here!
>>8345355
Who are they? Who would even follow your blog?
>>8345342
What?
>>8345288
>She secured the smoke between two fingers and plucked it from her lips. She blinked a few times eyeing th stick up and pondering one last indulgence before ultimately deciding to flick it away and toss it aside.