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ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's your favorite flying type?
The character bin is being rehauled and all characters removed. Only characters played during April and onward will be added, and any canons not played during that time will be available for claiming again.
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>>8342382
Idk, a good flyer
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Me
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>>8342382
Clancy
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>>8342382
I hate flying types
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fuck turts
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>>8342423
Have one of these.
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>UNIT ONE: ROLL TO ACQUIRE FLOWERS
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>>8342382
I once met this big blue bird that was pretty cool, she helped me when I got lost in a blizzard.
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>>8342382
Me, a birb!
>>8342374
>>8342378
OH MY GOSH.
You a nice humans.
Thanks much!
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FACT: You can't prove that the holocaust actually happened
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>>8342542
I can make one happen though.
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>>8342382
Birbsrights is best birb.
>>8342405
>Happy birb noises
>Would hug bear. But no hands.
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just gonna
>fucks off back to original timeline
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>>8342563
You wanna go?
Free speech it's America I can say what I want I'm just a regular guy like John Lajoie yes I did yes yes I did world army of chinese kids
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>>8342476
Status report, Unit One?
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>>8342591
(Aw. Alright, I liked the Dave shenanigans but... okay. Another character lost to the shitposting. )
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>>8342542
(You)
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>>8342602
What....?
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man fuck us right
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>>8342587
>Bear will accept winghugs.
>Either way, he hugs the birb (back, if the birb hugs him.)
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>>8342620
( Apparently faceclaim != crossover is a little too hard for people to understand, even though one of my mains and most of of my antags have been faceclaims )
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You all gotta stop these faggoty ways
Even Elton John is callin you gay
Did you hear that this thread this-this thread is gay (this thread is super gay)
This thread this-this thread have AIDS (they got that super AIDS)
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>emrys
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>>8342382
Me!
>>8342656
Um, that sounds bad mister, so no thanks.
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>>8342591
>>8342656
(hahah fucking kill me. today is fucking terrible thread day)
>>8342618
>UNIT ONE: ACQUIRED....
>PLANT: SPECIES UNKNOWN
>CURRENTLY IN BLOOM
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>>8342695
Bisexuality in male starter pokemon is a common and widely recorded phenomenon, due to the skewed gender ratios.
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>>8342739
Roll to put my dick in Genesect's ass
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>>8342750
Is this true?
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>>8342753
>ERROR: NO "ASS": ACTION IMPOSSIBLE
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>Shelldon walks around, bored
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>>8342738
But I best bird???
This is not being possible???
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>>8342775
>roll to gas the crab
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>>8342665
>Attempt tot manuver wings in a hug-like fashion
>Results in more of an awkward rubbing than anything, but the meaning is clear
>>8342775
Oh fuc-
>avoid eye contact, hide behind bear
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>>8342695
(You're posting with a pokemon avatar you're just as gay senpai)
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>>8342775
ROLL TO RAPE SHELLDON
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>>8342739
Interesting.
Why are you studying them, Unit One?
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>>8342473
No thanks, i won't just take stuff from wierdos
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>>8342763
References: "Mating habits of endangered pokemon" [Elm, 97], "Psychology of non evenly distributed pokemon populations" [Rowan, 06]
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>>8342836
>Roll for if he notices the bird
>If he does, he stares at them suspiciously
>If not, he greets bear
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>>8342763
You betcha
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>>8342902
>>8342922
>google searches
>reads...
huh. that's why i think zorro is hot.
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>>8342813
I think the question was favorite Flying Type?
So it's not 'best' it's 'your favorite'.
And I'm my favorite Flying Type right now...
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..... could I possibly get some advice as to what to do with this?
>Uploaded husbandlaidthiseggwhatdo.jpg
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>>8342836
>Happy bear sou-
>>8342775
>>8342921
Oh, hey Shelldon.
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>>8342924
Wanna join in then? Fire phoxes are nice and warm
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>>8342943
Why is your husband putting hardboiled eggs up his his anus?
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>>8342924
zorro
please dont reply to the shitposters
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>>8342924
>ywn be able to fit your trainer entirely into your rectum
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>>8342960
It's not hardboiled....it's not even the same size as a Pokemon egg...
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>>8342966
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>>8342963
(sorry)
are you psychic?
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>>8342982
>not hardboiled
What in the ever loving fuck, take him to a doctor or something
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>>8342991
No. I GM.
Shitposting is in full effect today so please play careful.
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>>8342950
Hey...
How are you feeling today?
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>>8343003
To be fair I've laid one before as well... I just don't know what to do with this one.
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>>8343027
I'm doing good. You?
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>>8343044
I don't even
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>>8342927
you raise good point but may I suggest I MOST favorite???
I sorry but only one way to settle who most favorite bird.
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pew
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>>8343044
(everytime i see you post as n i get excited, as if you're reviving the crush i had on the character when the game first came out)
(just wanted to get that off my chest, bye)
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>>8342984
Fuck you I'd do it if I could fit him in there
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>>8342895
UNIT ONE: CURRENT RESEARCH GOALS....
SINNOH HONEY AND EFFECT ON COMBEES?
>GOOGLE SEARCHES: human courtship; human romance ; flowers
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>>8343096
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>>8343061
I was afraid you'd say that...
Okay, if you insist.
I'm at Virbank radio tower, the big metal one.
See you in a bit I guess.
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>>8343050
Sort of bored.
Can't find anything to do...
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>>8343112
>there are pokemon here who don't want to store their trainer safely up their ass
What's wrong with /you/?
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>>8343140
Same.
...Perhaps we could go on an adventure together or something. Go... steal some things from a nearby military outpost or something.
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>>8343057
I don't know either.... How likely do you think it is to hatch....?
>>8343095
(You flatter me, anon. I'm glad that my N is a likable character)
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>>8343103
Ah! Well, do tell me how that goes, please.
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>>8343185
I's heard the word steal!
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>>8343185
I mean...So long as it's not too dangerous, I'm up for anything.
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>>8342382
would bat pokemon carry rabbis?
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>>8343221
Why would a bat pokemon carry a single Rabbi, let alone multiple?
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>>8343115
>Added to tasks list: fetch medicines
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>fiddling with the mustard pizza
>child lock
..... grrrrrrr
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>>8343242
Data Duck hello
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>>8343260
>MESSENGER: ON
"Hello, anonymous psoter"
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anon here
this is actually ems doing
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>>8343204
OKAY COLRESS! I WILL!
>ROLL TO IDENTIFY CURRENT FLOWERS
>RECENT GOOGLE SEARCHES; romantic flowers; flower meanings
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>>8343115
I wise to your tricks and your windowes
You wont get me to crack the glass and my beutiful head this time
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>>8343210
>>8343216
All right, sounds good.
...Uh, do you two think Bones and Stitches would get mad if we took the skiff or should we just hoof it? It shouldn't be that far.
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>>8343315
Don't confront me none, I'm flyin' either way.
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>>8343315
...
I wouldn't mess with anything that is theirs. You've seen how they react to people in the workshop...
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>>8343310
That wasn't me.
There's birds who wanted in to eat a plant.
It's pretty rare, pretty rare.
I'm sorry if they tricked you. I'll be outside, so no window tricks.
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today sure was a tiring day of work
nothing better than i good drink after a tiring day of stuntwork
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>>8342954
Yeah i bet he super is....
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>>8343379
Ambretteanon, what sort of stuntwork?
You in show business?
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>>8343392
What's your name? Mine's Sylvie.
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>>8343229
to drop them from tall heights to solve the jewish question
would bats carry rabies?
would rat pokemon carry the plague?
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>>8343353
All right, sounds good.
>>8343353
Yeah, good point. On foot it is.
>And off they go- Teddy taking point. He should know the way to the closest outpost- he's ex-mil after all.
>Rolling for travel time, last two digits of post number
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>>8343431
>Guzzlordguy wakes up long enough to tag in with the military raid.
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>>8343417
well my trainer calls me "loser" a lot so that's my name!
nice to meet you Sylvie. What region are you from?
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>>8343431
Alright, we's gonna have to be operating on a higher level than-
>>8343469
Or a guzzlord shows up, dat works too.
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>>8343409
kinda, i work in action shows,
kids shows paw surprinsingly well, i play a really popular one
but i'm mostly a freelancer
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>>8343469
Oh, hey.
...Uh, do you happen to have a better means of transporting us there or are we just going on foot?
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>>8343376
I see you there
I prove i the best bird now
I so great I even carry bit of baggle for luck
( So, we doing this? I planned on Bird's Rights Fletchinder being somewhere in the 20s for level. )
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>>8343507
Human, pal.
>>8343516
Truck died a while ago and Bonehead hasn't moved the diesel out of the personnel carrier.
You wanna hoof it or grab the carrier?
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>>8343501
Kalos originally but I've been all over, loser seems like more of an abusive nickname than a real name though.
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grrrr
>fireblast the steel box
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>>8343469
Is that.... An Ultra Beast?
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>>8343574
Zorro what are you doing?
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>>8343569
...
Hey.
>>8343516
How far away is it, anyways?
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>>8343571
Yeah that's what I thought too. Guess I got used to it. Sylvie is a really good nickname. who gave you that? your trainer?
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>>8343585
Pizza!
>box is unscathed
>fireblast again.
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I'm back, baby!
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>>8343628
Hello, you are...?
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>>8343598
>>8343569
...
...I don't think it's close enough to where hoofing it is a good idea.
Carrier it is.
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>>8343577
We had it in the Orre branch. Probably gonna release it soon, unless you want him?
How's work in the Unova branch?
>>8343598
>Turn on translator.
Alola.
>>8343628
A dinosaur's tale?
>>8343660
Alrighty.
>Head on down to where it's stashed.
Let's keep two cans of diesel in the back just in case.
>Get the rest of that crap out.
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>>8343568
( Ruffles is about in that range, we cool. )
Alright, let's do this. After this we can get Berries?
>Ruffles used Double Team!
>Archen Double Team vs. Fletchinder: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- nice move
( non-crit 2's now miss )
Ruffles (Archen) (M) @ Sitrus Berry
Ability: Defeatist
Level: 22
EVs: 248 Atk / 8 SpD / 252 Spe
Jolly Nature
- Double Team - Quick Attack - Rock Throw - Pluck
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>>8343627
>Box Warning
"Do not leave out unintended with children, in humid/hot climates, or untrained/ruthless fire type pokemon"
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>>8343568
>>8343687
>Watch and sip coffee.
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>>8343673
>Bear nods, then aids Guzzlordguy in unloading the carrier.
>After all, they're going to load it back up with a bunch of stuff, including- if Bear gets his way- another Jeep.
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>>8343687
>>8343568
>VIDEO RECORDER: ON
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>>8343687
Um maybe???
Best bird is me though!
>Birb used Quick Attack!
>0 Atk Fletchinder Quick Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Archen: 10-12 (15.8 - 19%) -- possible 6HKO
BirdsRights (Fletchinder) (M) @ Leftovers
Ability: Flame Body
Level: 25
EVs: 244 HP / 12 Atk / 252 Def
Lax Nature
- Roost
- Flail
- Ember
- Quick Attack
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>>8343628
Back from?
>>8343673
I... Don't think I have the money to take care of Guzzlord.
Work here is slow and steady. Not much risks associated with environmental clean up. Mostly just taking notes on Pokemon eating tra.....
.... I'll take the Guzzlord.
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>>8343706
>attempt to read it
hmmmmmm
Says something about fire so why does it not open?
grrrr....
>fireblast it again
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>>8343721
>Shelldon tries to help as well
>Hopefully, he doesn't drop or crush anything
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>>8343721
>Back is empty.
>Go time.
Alright. You want to sit up front with me and lobster friend sits in the back?
>>8343770
Alright, after this mission it's yours.
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>>8343779
>The container begins glowing red
>It's only a matter of time before it blows
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>>8343687
>Squeek?
>>8343568
>>8343756
>That's a flechinder
>Flechinders are birbs of pray
>SQUEEK OF FEAR
>HIDE BEHIND SOMETHING
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>>8343756
>Loud squawk
You'll have to do better! Do better!
>Ruffles used Pluck!
>248 Atk Archen Pluck vs. 244 HP / 252+ Def Fletchinder: 19-24 (21.3 - 26.9%) -- possible 5HKO after Leftovers recovery
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>>8343511
How does it feel the never be on the spotlight while the main actors get all the credit?
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>>8343827
You miss! I AM BEST BIRD.
>Quick attack again, same calcs.
>12 Atk Fletchinder Quick Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Archen: 7-8 (11.1 - 12.6%) -- possible 8HKO
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>>8343779
Zorro please stop its not telling you to burn it open.
>>8343620
Nah my original trainer never named me, I got the name from a Glaceon friend of mine.
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>>8343850
This is gonna hurt a lot...
>>8343819
Stay behind me, Mozz! Behind me!
>Ruffles uses Rock Throw!
>248 Atk Archen Rock Throw vs. 244 HP / 252+ Def Fletchinder: 64-84 (71.9 - 94.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
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>>8343815
>fire fills mouth
>one last-
>>8343860
>swallows fire
then how should we open it?
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>>8343791
>Crushes a few things by accident
>Set them aside, and hope nobody notices
>>8343809
That's fine.
>Climbs into the back
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>>8343860
Huh. that's pretty cool. Are eevee's all friends or something? They always hang out together.
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>>8343791
>>8343894
I'm fine with staying in the back.
...Is there a gunner's seat?
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>>8343894
>Pained squawking
NO FAIR! ROCKS IS CHEATING!
YOUR BEAK A BLUNT ANYWAY!
>Birb used Flail!
>12 Atk Fletchinder Flail (150 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Archen: 25-30 (39.6 - 47.6%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
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>>8343920
Alrighty.
>>8343943
There is. Can't guarantee the thing has any ammo.
>Hop in the driver's seat.
>Wait until everyone's all comfy.
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>>8343894
>Mozzarella stays behind protobirbfriend, specifically behind a shelving system or something that happens to be behind protobirbfriend.
>>
>>8343898
>The sweet aroma of """""pizza""""' fills the air
>oh shi-
>gas fills the air
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>>8343978
>Mount bearsteed
>Prepare to spam Dark Pulse until everything falls over
>Reticulating Splines
>Initiating Google Translate
Alright. Let's make 'em an offer they cannot refuse. Bambino.
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>>8343894
>>8343974
..... what's going on here?
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>>8343978
Sounds good to me.
>Hop into gunner's seat, get comfy, strap in
>Check minigun (read: rolling) to see if it has any ammo.
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>>8343974
( well shit, Flail being useful without focus sash. I'm impressed. )
I'm... not gonna lose.
I'm not...
>Ruffles used Rock Throw!
>248 Atk Defeatist Archen Rock Throw vs. 244 HP / 252+ Def Fletchinder: 36-48 (40.4 - 53.9%) -- 0.4% chance to 2HKO after Leftovers recovery
>>8344001
If I don't win, run! Run!
>>
>>8343978
Ready, I guess...
-Shelldon
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>>8343849
ehh, i'm cool with it
being famous isn't that great honestly, i like having privacy in my life
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>>8344001
>Reposition self close to Mozz
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>>8344048
I is not... toughest bird.
>Birb fainted!
>Ruffles gained approximately 478 experience points!
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>>8343898
Ask frankie? This lock is meant to keep pokemon out
>>8344023
Uh
>>8343936
Kinda seems that way, our household has a lot of eeveelutions
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>>8344025
>>8344044
Well fuck me that's plenty of ammo.
>>8344052
You'll be fine. We're gonna start off slow.
>Head off to the nearest military base.
>I'll roll for last post number to be travel length so everyone doesn't get bored and leave?
>If anyone has any problems with that we can change it to the last two.
>I just don't want to roll a 99 and make everyone wait an hour and a half or something.
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>>8344023
>sniffs air
Mmmm that smells good.
burns a bit.
>>8344095
Yeah that is a great idea! Lets go ask him.
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>>8344027
Hi, Mister N.
This guy wanted a fight, I dunno what made him so mad at me.
Can we help get him up again? Up again?
I feel bad just leaving him here.
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>>8344090
>>8344048
>Mozzie immediately goes to hug Ruffles once he sees him win.
...You are best bird, Ruffles.
>>8344085
>Hopefully cyberduck doesn't mind that judgement
>After all, he technically isn't a bird
>>
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>>8344136
Alright. Watch this for me.
>N hands the Gladi egg off to Ruffles
>>8344090
>Spray the Fletchinder with a revive
Hello, friend. I see you came to collect those bagels with cream cheese.
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>>8344095
So what do you like to do for fun? You and Zorro?
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>>8343657
That's on a need to know basis and you don't need to know, do you?
>>8343770
From retirement.
>>
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>>8344177
I can do that Mister N!
>Ruffles: watch that egg like it's your own, and eat your Sitrus Berry.
>Ain't nobody getting this egg. Nobody.
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>>8344180
We like to train an-
>>8344198
What's going on why is Frankie panicking
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>>8344090
>VIDEO RECORDER: STOP
>>8344136
>VOCALIZER: ON
"He wants to be the best bird, and that means defeating all other birds"
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>>8344189
Maybe. Maybe not. Do you have business with Devon or have you been associated with Devon ever?
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>>8344175
>smells good.
>vision fading due to eye exposure.
>>8344198
HUH?
>panics and runes into a nearby tree due to lack of vision
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>>8344189
... you had a job?
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>>8344177
>slow squawk
Thanks salad human.
Now I remember why I no come here.
I always get hit in head, first by windo now by rock...
I still prettiest bird, maybe not stronkes bird.
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>>8344240
>drag zorro out of the area of exposure
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>>8344220
you okay over there?
>>
>>8344240
>Frankie: Grab Zorro and run the fuck away
Get up high! The gas sinks down!
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>>8344267
>>8344255
>woosey
wwhat about sylvie?!
>attempt to struggle
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>>8344265
My friend did a stupid and now there's this weird yellow gas stuff everywhere
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>>8344290
I'm right here silly
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>>8344315
>squints
there you are!
>>8344318
you guys hear that?
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>>8344106
>Bear is locked and loaded.
>...They are now above a military base.
>Rolling for if it's abandoned (odds/evens)
>If it's not abandoned, rolling for firepower (high/low)
>>
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>>8344318
w-what is going on?
did some idiot activate the smoke machine without permission?
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>>8344267
Is vapey here, have her flush his eyes out he can't see very well I think the gas is affecting his sight.
>>
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>>8344251
>>8344216
Well.... perhaps you two could bond over food?
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>>8344333
That's... that's a lot of tanks Ted.
I's 'ave lived long enough bambino. My's way a life is fall'n into tha sere, tha yellow leaf, an' dat which should ac-ump-pany ol' age, as honor, love, obed-ence, n of friends, I's must not look to have, but in they's stead, curses, not loud but deep, mouth-honor, breath o' which the po' heart would fain deny and dare not.
If I's don't make it, tells the capos I'm sorry for spilling that soup.
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>>8344351
>>8344327
>>8344361
>Cops and paramedics everywhere
>Gasmasks, also everywhere
>they find The Box
>Rolling for how roasted the labelling was...
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>>8344356
I got it!
>WHAAARGARBL
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>>8344361
>>8344393
>rubbing eyes frantically
It is all blurry!
>>
>>8344393
>Label is pretty crisp the only letters able to be made out are
H__E___T
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>>8344333
Fuck me.
They've got fucking tanks.
>Guzzlord is tossed out.
>Roll for how many tanks Guzzlord can get with an evens.
>Odds is a KO for Guzzlord.
>>8344380
Don't be a dumbass, dude.
>>
4s
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>>8344419
(bad post timing lol)
>takes a soping water gun to the face
AAH
>feels a bit better in the face department.
th-thanks vapey!
>>
>>8344443
>(off by one from being blessed by 4's, kill me fampai)
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>>8344333
...Shit.
>>8344380
They're not getting you on my watch.
GOING IN HOT
>Bear: Start that minigun
>Now
>Attempt to somehow rip open those tanks with a minigun- bear got dubs on minigun ammo after all
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>>8344428
>>8344393
. . .
Take them to the hospital.
Code seven.
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>>8344519
>>8344461
Guys?
I think this is a really, really bad idea.
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>>8344533
What's code seven who are these people?
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>>8344533
>Dubsfail
>Order misunderstood as "code eleven"
>you live to see another day Frankiesail
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>>8344356
>>8344428
>>8344475
Is zorro okay?!
>>
>>8344533
>Mustard gas is still leaking
>But the pressure still builds from the heat from earlier
>Or is it cause of its modifications?
>Either way
>It explodes releasing the gas in mass amounts
>>
>>8344573
>Immediate response, mass evacuations.
>Frankiesail is loaded into ambulances to get sent to the Pokecenter.
>>
>>8344519
>>8344549
Bad ideas are fun.
>Assemble toy snagged from IP.
>Push the door open.
>Roll to hit a tank.
>>
>>8344568
I think so no-
>>8344573
Oh fucc
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well the siren stopped i guess it's time for some tequilla
tomorrow i don't work anyway
finished filming early today
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>>8344599
>The thing is busted to shit.
>There's a live bomb in the car now.
>Toss that shit out and gun it.
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>>8344597
>stuff is still blurry
>>8344607
>is crying a bit
>from the gas or emotions?
S-sorry sylvie....
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>>8344519
>>8344549
...Yeah, this is a stupid idea-
>>8344599
>>8344641
...Okay, executive edition, I want to get out of here, NOW. Let's find some other bee's nest to poke.
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>>8344599
Well fug.
>>8344693
Ay Ted! The milkrun's a bust, get outta here before ya get geek'd bambino!
Alright folks, looks like dinner tonight is Macaroni and Fuck it. Is’ll fight till from my bones my flesh be hacked!
>attempt to take distraction potshots
>success bird dodges enough to buy escape time
>fail birb is downed, pray it's not dubs or we're gonna need a shoebox
>(For maximum effect: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zr5fCCcWRJ4 )
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>>8344676
what happened?
it all happended too fast
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>>8344676
>hug the fox
It's okay hun only way I'd be mad is if you ordered that thing and it wasn't some half assed attempt at assassination
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>>8344708
i-i... i
>>8344710
>sobs full on
>>
>>8344734
>bap the phox
You didn't...
Listen you can't say you ordered it, act like you knew nothing about the box
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>>8344734
don't worry zorro it wasn't your fault
>roll to calm zorro down
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>>8344693
>>8344702
We're heading out!
>Use a revive on Guzzy.
>Get the fuck away from the military.
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>>8344760
>>8344774
>sobs a little less
I-i am no hero....
I did not know...
>>
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>>8344792
NO SHIT SHERLOCK
>Still congratulating self on successfully doing something
>Have never achieved anything before
>Brave Bird rocket the fuck outta there while sobbing internally
>>
>>8344792
Let's not do that again.
Ever.
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>>8344799
>wipe away his tears and give him a kiss
>murmur 'you're still my hero'
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>>8344858
>>8344799
>A familiar face walks in, with Frankie in tow.
>Luckily, Frankie's mostly fine.
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>>8344799
don't worry zorro we all make mistakes
and no one got seriouly hurt
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>>8344850
>>8344828
Not with a base that's actually inhabited. ...Let's find an abandoned one.
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>>8344828
Thanks birb.
>>8344850
We're out of that shithole.
>>8344907
Your call, boss.
>Roll to find something not filled to the brim with pork.
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>>8344876
>Wave at Thorpe and Frankie
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>>8344930
do you know him?
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>>8344858
>still crying
th-thanks. I l-love you...
>>8344876
>squints
>>8344893
You guys could have gotten super hurt though!
>breaks down again
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>>8344964
I love you too
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>>8344924
All right, that's more like it. Nobody to blow us up.
>Scan the immediate vicinity.
>...First things first, rolling for if there's a jeep to take.
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>>8345002
>Guzzdude hops out and lights up a smoke.
How's it looking?
>>
>>8345055
>And manages to burn his fucking hand with his lighter.
>>
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>>8345090
>>8344977
i sure hope so... please do not leave me...
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>>8345055
>Bear also hops out, and walks over to the jeep, checking her out.
Bit dusty... but looks like it'll run. Much better shape than the jeep outside the Keep, that's for certain.
>Bear climbs in and attempts to start up the jeep. He knows how to drive, don't worry.
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>>8345160
>Shake hand.
Fucking, god. Arceus has some beef against me today.
Right. You want to check out the base for anything?
>>
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>>8345211
... who are you?
>>
>>8345160
>Ahh, that's a beautiful sound.
>Bear smiles wide, before turning it back off.
All right, that's a keeper.
>>8345211
Yeah. Seems kind of a waste to risk our lives back there for just a jeep, after all-
>>8345234
>Scared bear squeak
I-I-I...
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>>8345234
Some dipshit with bad luck. What did I do to piss you off?
>>8345257
Alright. You have fun with god I'm gonna grab some bags.
>Go get some duffel bags.
>Roll for how many he brought besides the 1 with the fail RPG.
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>>8345234
...Ffffuck. Bambino.
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>>8345211
Hopefully there's nothing dangerous in it.
>>8345234
...
>Shrug
Okay then.
>>8345257
I do hope nobody is holes up inside, though.
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>>8345155
It'd take a lot to get me to leave you Zorro
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>>8345282
I uuuh....
i-i just do not want to get you hurt or something... that is the worst feeling...
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>>8345090
I don't know who sent that package to you, but we need to have a talk.
This is the second time someone's tried to off you, and this person was brazen enough to use chemical weapons in a metro area.
I'm not blaming this on you, but this is now a problem for the entire city.
I can't force you out, but you should leave.
Before some bystander gets hurt.
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>>8345333
Stop doing things that would lead to that then.
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>>8345090
you need to rest frankie
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>>8345274
>>8345257
Yes? Do you have something to say, buckos?
>>8345268
>Raddad squints at Guzzlord Guy, humming as he thinks
.... no, I don't think you're Skitters or Gladi...
Hm...
Nope, sorry sport. Wasn't me. You must just be straight.
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>>8345343
>hears this...
...
>>8345358
you think i am doing it on purpose...
Y-yeah okay. i will try.
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>>8345400
>Bear falls to the ground, kneeling before Arceus.
...I am not worthy...
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>>8345343
>Frankie: feel sick to stomach.
Yes, sir. I understand.
>>8345358
>>8345333
We... we need to move again. Probably out of the Region.
Whoever sent that... thing... knows where we live and doesn't care who else gets hurt trying to get to us. It's not safe here, for us or our neighbors.
We pack and get a hotel tonight, and we leave tomorrow.
>>8345370
I know I should, I just... I don't want this to happen again. We need to get out of here now.
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>>8345427
That's not what I meant just I want you to be more careful is all.
>>8345436
So we're leaving Unova entirely? Where are we going?
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>>8345280
Just stay behind me. If I get a bullet in the head you guys can make a break for it.
>>8345400
But, I'm not straight, dude.
>>8345435
Teddy, get the hell up before someone finds us and kills us, please.
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>>8345400
I have to say my wings are singed and I'm goin' home.
fuckmyaccentslipped
>>8345435
Nope. Nope. Nnnope. Ted. We's goin'. Wes've been shot at, blown up, had an RPG backfire, and got chased half way across the desert. Fug it, I'sv expended my last available fug.
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>>8345448
y-yeah. i got it.
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>>8345448
>Frankie: sigh, and flinch a bit.
I don't know yet. All I know is that we can't stay here. We could head for Alola, Kalos, hell, if we're desperate there's the Sevii Islands or Orre or Almia...
Okay, maybe not Almia.
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>>8345516
If you can do that for me I'll be the happiest Sylveon in the world
>hug the fox
>>8345519
I remember Kalos being nice, plus that Siebold guy helped me out when I was stuck speaking Kalosian. I just hate we have to give up that nice house that science man hooked us up with
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>>8345435
Nonsense, kid! Everyone is worthy.
.... most everyone.
>>8345450
No? Well... That's weird.
Hmmm....
Here, hold on to this, sport.
I'll give you a call when I figure it out.
Toodaallooo!
>Arceus disappears and an axe lands on the ground
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>>8345450
...Y-yes sir.
>Teddy gets up.
>>8345584
>The bear nods, before looking out to the rest of the military base.
...Well... time to check the rest of this place out. You guys want me to hang back with the jeep and the carrier or come with you?
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>>8345584
Well... Thanks.
>Grab axe.
>Roll for ammo left in Thompson.
>>8345640
Come on with us.
>He tosses his smoke aside and heads up to the base.
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>>8345579
>Frankie: nod solemnly.
Kalos it is.
As soon as we're all feeling well, we pack and head out.
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>A Rocket Grunt watches two Skull Grunts fight a sign as he walks down the street
Fucking idiots.
>The Rocket Grunt, busy watching the Skull Grunts, fails to notice the sign directly in his path and walks into it face first
SON OF A
>He kicks the sign in a fit of rage, breaking at least one toe
MOTHER FUCKER
>In a very cartoonish display the Grunt begins hopping around on one foot, holding the injured foot with both hands
FUCKING GOD DAMNED STUPID ASS FUCKING
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>>8345640
I'll leave it up to the expert. Guess I'll fly around n' see if there's anyting good sittin' up around the perim-meter. You hear two kaws, get da fug outta Dodge.
>roll to look for useful things
>on faildubs badguys come
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>>8345579
>thinks long
>flashbacks
Yeah I will try for you!
>>8345692
i am ready if you are. i am sorry again...
>>
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>>8345712
>>8345689
All right, then.
>Bear checks back
>Upon evens, he hands Guzzlordguy his shotgun with around 12 shells
>Upon odds, he left shotgun at home like an idiot, whoops
>Either way, into the base they go.
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>>8345739
I meant the company. You know... Devon Corp.
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>>8345714
>Frankie: stand silently, start walking.
>Then realize that the house is gassed.
Fuck. Looks like all I got is the case with the Pokeballs and my wallet.
We'll manage.
>Frankie: hit the road, out of town.
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>>8345739
.... not exactly. So.... What was it?
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>>8345750
Groovy,
>Load up shotty.
Thanks, Ted.
>Follow him in.
How about I take front? If any bullets whiz at us I'll take a shot instead of you guys?
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>>8345712
>Whoo, successful scouting
>Obtain last post number rations
Huh. Who's ever was here's last sure bugged out in a hurry.
>Resume scouting and hoping not to die on the first day I've actually managed to help the team
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>>8345692
sounds like a good idea
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>>8345787
>barely able to see still
>squints at frankie
I am sorry for being such a bad pokemon.
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>be buggo brigade
>where will we go next?
>0-3 end up in alola somehow
>4-6 end up in kalos
>7-9 end up in sinnoh brrr
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>>8345756
Never heard of it.
>>8345802
Let me put it this way, there are people outside of the banks, okay. And they don't have a lot of money, but they do have other valuable things but they want the money.
So they'd give me and associates some valuables that aren't money in the exchange that we'd go and get the money for them.
Honest business.
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>C continues training by punching the sheer cliff faces.
>Roll to crack it.
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>>8345851
...I'm the guy with the shock-absorbing fur and the assault vest. ...Besides... I'm reduced down to melee at the moment.
>Raises paws.
...Which I'm rather good at.
>Bear: take point
>In we go.
>Since this is an abandoned base, rolling for first room contents.
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>>8345877
ALMIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>
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>>8345882
Good but not good enough.
>Keep going.
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>>8345946
>>
>roll to put stitches and bones in diapers
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>>8345951
well i'll have well it's okay i'll go with you guys i'll
i will be good to go back in my home region
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>>8345787
All I see are spots weeee!
>>
>Roll to summon Light Yaga- I mean, Black
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>>8345977
>Her claws crack.
Ugh. I'm not going to get any stronger like this.
>Keep going.
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>>8345869
>A low voice sounds, one that only Zorro's hearing.
I AM.... DISAPPOINTED.
I HAD HOPED THAT YOUR FRIEND WOULD BE ABLE TO CURB YOUR WORST IMPULSES.
I WAS WRONG.
SUCH RECKLESSNESS WITH SUCH AN INDISCRIMINATE WEAPON IS NOT A TRAIT I CAN ABIDE BY IN MY CHAMPIONS.
IT IS WITH A HEAVY HEART THAT I RESCIND MY FAVOR.
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>>8346008
do it fgt
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>>8345869
Are your eyes still messed up? I thought me and you had xerneas' healing powers...?
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>>8346030
>Frankie:search for Zapdoggo at Pokecenter
>It's the logical place he would've ended up right?
>Cops did get everybody out then sweep the area, after all
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>>8346108
Hello big blob!
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>>8346064
....
>talks under breath
yes i know....
>>8345951
ok...
>>8346094
>squints at sylvie.
I am fine.
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>Buizel continues training, filled with motivation
>After all, he needs to be strong for whatever might come in the future
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>>8346146
Are you sure? you keep squinting
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>>8346056
I need to be strong enough to defend people.
>Hit the cliff face again.
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>>8346056
SENZU BEAN!
>Roll to bean with bean.
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>>8345942
>Follow after him.
Right-o.
Looks like we have some good stuff in here. Food? Ammo?
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>>8346140
You are coming with us inazuma?
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>>8345880
"Honest business". Sure, and Aether has a history of perfectly sane bosses.
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>>8346192
Thank you...
>Stow bean.
>Get back to training.
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>>8346177
I am fine!
>is super angry
>steam rising from mouth.
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>>8346242
Hey it's a talking blob! I'll come with you sure but I can't see anything right now!
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>>8346265
Uhh what's with the steam?
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>>8346255
>Claws crack more.
What the hell am I doing?
>Give the cliff a sharp hard punch.
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>>8346228
Yep, seems so. Looks like...
>Rolling
>Evens
...an Armory. Wonder if there's anything still useable...
>Odds
...a Mess Hall. ...You think there's anything still edible here?
>second post number is whether the answer to that question is 'yes' or 'no', should be obvious which is which
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>>8346146
>>8346140
I will aid you one more time, for you have been loyal. When you have grown in wisdom, Zorro, rather than raw power, seek me out again.
>Gas damage: fixed for entire party.
>(OOC, I thought Pokecenter had already dealt with that but this works too)
>>
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>>8346286
It would appear you are training.
Greetings.
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>>8346298
>>8346320
>Not many guns?
Hell.
>Grab as many as my duffle bags can hold.
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>>8346285
It is nothing!
>is getting really hot near zorro
>>8346308
th-thanks Xerneas. i don't deserve this
>stuff clears up.
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>>8346347
>She pauses and bows.
Sorry. Am I treading on your grounds?
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God fucking piece of...
>The grunt continues mumbling profanity all the way to the nearest hospital
>Roll for how far it is in posts
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>>8346272
oh no, that's bad
it's me adri
i'm one of frankie's friends
>>8346285
he's just feeling guilty from all this, and he's stressed
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>>8342656
dick
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>>8346357
>Bear aids the packing of duffel bags, then on they go.
>They've already hit the armory, so rolling for next room
>0 or 9: Office
>8 or 7: Mess Hall
>6 or 5: Barracks
>4 or 3: Some sort of lab
>2 or 1: Surprise opposition of some sort
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>>8346401
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