HG Thread
>>8331362
American Singles
>>8331427
Thank ya kindly. I've skipped some peace.
>>8331343
Sorry for skipping out on you, I didn't mean anything by it. I just missed your entry.
>>8331440
That's what people call Paula too. Ooh! Maybe if she meets Peri, Paula can help her! She used to be a lot worse too!
>>8331474
Why? Did Paula do something wrong? Can she at least get her blankie?
>>8331474
Here lies Dachman.
He actually scored
>>8331386
You don't seem particularly motivated to do much of anything, let alone deploy to engage and destroy any kind of opposition. Why would I be clamoring to have someone like that with me?
>>8331403
Course I do. That's a given.
>>8331456
What is that stuff?
>>8331474
Hahah, this is really fun! Humans make some great games!
>>8331353
With looks like mine, there was never any doubt.
>>8331374
Aha~ that might actually be the funniest thing you've said to me. Say, do you have it with you?
>>8331403
Please, let's not set ourselves up for disappointment.
>>8331474
Is this because you're jealous that my flames are much better?
>>8331474
It was a comfy bed.
>>8331490
Nono, she's fine! At least, she's getting better about it! She's...she's improved a lot.
Someone should do a school code that doesn't suck. By someone I mean someone less lazy than me.
>>8331474
Ah, the age old adage - snitches get stitches.
I want to kill the goat and use his blood to summon a demon
>>8331515
pls no. Nobody wants asuka academia 2.0
>>8331317
Y-yuno?
>>8331364
You're not impure if you're forced.
>>8331440
Oh wait, is the F the cup size?
>>8331492
You make a good point. I don't think I'd be useful in killing people. Maybe I should never have said anything to you...yeah, forget I said anything. I'm probably the most useless person here.
>>8331494
>ash
>better flames than Mokou
>>8331529
Fuck off sakuya
>>8331529
Don't bully the goat.
>>8331386
Hey! That's not true.. I've practically been designated to be one.. I've had this spot for so long..
>He sighs and shakes his head.
But.. Why're you so fixed on Squigly? Ash bullies other people you know..
>>8331403
>He brings a hand up to her face and caresses her cheek.
Are you okay though..? Hearing you get beat up a lot isn't easy to hear you know.. Does anywhere hurt?
>>8331494
You mean the scarf? That you almost got dirty when you killed me with a plate earlier..?
>He indeed has the gold and white scarf on
>>8331523
Kaboom! Hahahaha! These are awesome! Where can I get 'em?!
>>8331529
H-Huh?! B-B-But why?!
>>8331493
Its cheese.
>>8331494
Sure, let's just go with that reason.
>>8331539
You must have never met Shimakaze.
>>8331529
That's such a crude way to summon a demon. Best you sacrifice an entire cult to garner any real attention.
>>8331474
Apology accepted.
I won't be needing this I guess. I'll just wait till the next games to appear.
>>8331523
Gut's life just keeps getting worse. Skipped peace again
>>8331515
I like this code. Looking at it has inspired me to do my own school thing, with a heavier focus on the classes. But two of the same theme seems excessive so meh
>>8331551
No, you!
>And it's Sa/k/uya
>>8331594
Whatevs. Dude needs to ND on himself already.
>>8331551
What?
>>8331593
I hate dogs!
>>8331553
Those people are more than capable of protecting themselves against him. Squigly isn't. Even if she could I would still feel better protecting her myself.
>>8331572
You mean that girl that tells people she's a guy when she's really just a girl? I've seen her around here multiple times. What does she have to do with anything?
>>8331593
Do not get the wrong idea here. I've got no feelings for you one way or another.
>>8331567
Oh, yeah, I've had that stuff! It's good! Kinda smelly, though.
>>8331593
>This is a night Smolgore will *never* forget.
>>8331614
He means me.
>>8331610
Looooove you!
>>8331544
Did I stutter?
>>8331553
I did? Oh jeez I wasn't even paying attention. Glad to see you still have it though.
>>8331570
Come on, I thought you were better than that! So old yet you act like a child. How sad.
>>8331593
Hey Paula, quit wasting electricity.
>>8331492
Paula never knew that she was such a chick magnet! If only she like like girls, maybe she wouldn't have to be alone for so long!
>>8331494
Paula thinks that's the secret to having a good life!
>>8331513
Paula's very happy to hear that! She wouldn't want to hear someone a lot like her go to jail! So she isn't stabbing people anymore?
>>8331523
This is the highest grade Paula has ever got! Thank you guy next to her!
>>8331593
Was this for earlier? Is Ashy still upset by that?
>>8331593
The /co/de kind of sucks. The 1P events are filler-y, and the interactions are too simple.
>>8331593
Oil ouch
>>8331631
Alright.
>>8331645
I don't wanna be late! I'm havin' so much fun! This school is awesome!
>>8331617
Isn't she a fighter of some kind..? I think you might just like her..
>>8331633
I told you I did, acting like I'm an untrustworthy jerk..
>>8331617
He's easily more useless than you are. So, you've at least got that going for you.
>>8331631
Ahahahaahahahahaha. Is that actually you? ARE YOU HERE RIGHT NOW
>>8331614
Not you, you're tops.
>>8331634
You? Lonely? I never would've guessed.
>>8331536
I repeat again. You're a creep.
>>8331634
Eeeh...if she does, it's either in here, or they reeeally deserve it. Plus, she's royalty. Who's gonna complain?
>>8331645
Bridge spittin'
>>8331640
What are your favourite codes?
>>8331645
I would say Marvel, but I think FOX is running them ragged, making them kill everyone off and all that. At least DC got out of Sony's clutches.
>>8331553
Paula's fine! I mean, owwww oh! The pain! Paula needs you to kiss it better before she dies!
>>8331678
Pff, it's like you can't take compliments.
Gotta go!
>>8331670
No. I just cropped it from the cringing touhou /k/ pic.
Having too much fun knowin I'm not the only /k/ fag here
>>8331679
That was really mean! I'm gonna...I'm gonna...
>Smolgore uses his fire magic to the fullest extent.
>>8331679
Some of the tributes are bringing the heat.
>>8331634
What gave you that dumb idea?
>>8331662
I don't think you're untrustworthy, because you're not a jerk. I just wouldn't trust someone as incompetent as you to do my laundry.
>>8331679
Hey old man, you're going to need a lot more than make up to fix your face!
>>8331662
I do like her. If I didn't I wouldn't want to protect her. I know you're an android, but you should know you don't protect people you hate.
>>8331670
Well...there is one thing I can do.
I'm a survivalist. I've gotten out of many life or death situations alive while exploring the world. I wouldn't say I'm the best, but I've been around the block a few times.
>>8331679
...
>>8331719
I don't think I can look you in the eyes right now.
>>8331719
You little shits!
...
>>8331693
My sides were almost KIA m8. I knew I wasn't the only one, lurking the nuggetfest aftermath thread when I saw some homo talking about /trash/ HG. I'm almost disappointed you aren't him.
>>8331742
>gives Youkine a (you)
You've more than earned it.
>>8331719
You guys were arguing about pedos earlier, right? Here's another to add to the list.
>>8331679
Augmented, when that was still around, and Seth's
>>8331769
I hope this teaches you a lesson about bothering people that look "hawt as shit".
>>8331753
Yeah no. You'd have to put a gun to my head to make me dress as a tuhu. Even then, I'd pick my tuhu on lunatic mode to dress as over Sakuya
>>8331742
>pounds that boipucci
>>8331689
Oh? A-are you really? W-will they really feel better if I kiss them..?
>His hand moves to caress her chin and lifts it up a little, he leans down and places several kisses on her face.
T-there.. Better..?
>>8331723
Hmph, well good, I wouldn't do your laundry anyway.
>>8331738
But.. I don't really hate anyone and no one really deserves to be hurt for no reason.
>>8331769
How do you have sex with something the size of a peanut? Just let them run around inside your vagina or something?
I saw that happen on /erp/, actually. They played it straight so it was fucking hilarious.
>>8331738
I knew you couldn't be as bad as you made yourself sound.
>>8331784
At least your your priorities are straight.
>>8331759
>he just sighs and starts walking, completely disappointed.
>>8331795
Oh, but you're willing to make me tea?
>>8331769
>Somewhere, Smolgore suddenly feels really uneasy.
>>8331820
>gives multiple headpats
>>8331811
On night 7, there were 3 tributes reaming.
On night 9, there are still 3 tributes remaining.
>>8331795
That's how I see things too. If you were as big brotherly as you say you are you'd also strive to protect her.
>>8331811
I wouldn't go even if I were invited.
>>8331819
Of course I'm not. I wouldn't be wasting my time here if it didn't benefit me. I may not be some bodybuilder or a flirtatious foxkin, but I'm certainly not a girlish boy ship that likes to go fast.
>>8331820
What's wrong?
>>8331670
But alas! I was! It's getting better than before. Now Paula has some friends that everyone can see instead of just the ones in my mind!
>>8331678
So she still does it? Tell Paula the truth. Is she creepy?
>>8331723
Hellooooo! It's me! Why would you expect a smart idea from me?
>>8331742
Did you forget how to talk ghost boy? Does Paula need to teach you?
>>8331795
>Her only response for a few seconds is a drunk-like giggle.
Paula's fine for now. But who knows when it will flare up again?
>>8331840
To show you this isn't just a phase, I'll steal food to give to all the hungry kids on the block!
>>8331840
The End.
>>8331873
Hello world, this is me
Life should be, fun for everyone
>>8331691
You better.
>>8331856
I mean, I haven't seen her in months, but old habits are hard to break...hell, and I don't even think she likes being talked about when she's not there.
And nah. Only when you get "serious" and talk 'normally'.
>>8331873
>panty burgers
>>8331873
Looks as though I was that butcher all along~
>>8331567
That's not real cheese.
>>8331840
Rooting for the goat I guess...
>>8331836
>did you watch Sa/k/uya's livestream after the nuggetfest shit?
>>8331882
Congrats!
Thanks for the game host.
>>8331856
Silly me, it must be a miracle you are able to leave the house. You must have fried your brain.
>>8331882
That makes it my 9th one since coming here. Thank you very much, host.
>>8331882
Thank you!!!!!
And hey, congrats!
>>8331882
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>8331882
Hello world, this is me
Life should be (mmhmm yeah)
Fun for everyone,
Hello world, come and see
Life should be fun for everyone
Thanks for playing. Hope you all had fun.
>>8331905
>reads filename
Nice try
>>8331882
>>8331886
You're really mean! I don't like you!
>>8331911
Thanks for hostin'...
>>8331882
You did it! Good job! Paula thanks you for hosting!
>>8331821
I do that for everyone, you're not getting special treatment.
>>8331843
But I said I would help...
>He just looks mildly confused.
I-I'll help her next time I see.
>>8331856
Tell me whenever it does.. I don't want to see you in pain.. Oh! Right..
>He takes her hand in his.
Your hand was empty.
>>8331917
...Huh? What'cha mean, anon?
Heheeeeh~... Are you confused? It's obviously me, Suika!
>>8331882
Whatever. Congrats, you. And thanks for the show.
>>8331836
>he starts frowning
Don't touch me like that
>>8331846
>he sighs again
nothing is wrong, don't worry about me
>>8331938
>Griffith!'s externaly
I hear the forest is absoultely enchanting this time of year. Won't 24 of you come frollick with me?
>>8331953
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>8331953
Gardevoir
>>8331905
You're welcome. Enjoy the blood stained floor.
>>8331910
If only it could have been your game, Mokou~
>>8331920
It's fair game when surviving is the objective. You can rest easy tonight knowing your dead goat body will keep me full until tomorrow.
>>8331922
You're far too kind, Paula. Please, take it easy from now on.
>>8331932
Good! Do whatever you can. You've already been melted once, so what's a second time? less painful, that's for sure.
>>8331911
Congratulations Ran!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>8331953
Suika Ibuki!
>>8331953
Ophis
>>8331953
Gascoigne
>>8331953
Amami Rantaro
>>8331932
Then it wouldn't be so dusty now would it? You should tweak your lying inhibitors. Cause you're fooling no one.
>>8331953
I guess I'll do this last one
Yukine
>>8331953
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8331953
Kaito
>>8331955
>This?
>>8331953
YoRHa No.2 Type B
>>8331950
No need to be down. Say what is bothering you.
>>8331953
Ash Crimson
>>8331953
Smolgore
>>8331965
But...I'm still alive. Again.
>>8331953
Guts
>>8331991
I mean the one with the "oh boy what's this?!" Looking one. Childish excitement I guess.
>>8331953
Tiny snek
>>8332005
>?
>>8331953
Black Hood
>>8332001
Exactly, so why get hostile? I didn't do anything wrong, did I?
>>8331953
The Emperor
Somebody roast me.
>>8331995
>he starts looking more annoyed
Can't you mind your own business? I don't even know you.
>>8332013
Yeah that one. Thanks mate.
Oi, and let's hear it from everyone this evening!
>raises her gourd
Been a while~!
>>8332002
Point with that giant-ass sword of yours, and I'LL do the killing!
>>8331953
Kuroyukihime
7 more
>>8332022
I like you but you're too real for this place.
>>8332018
I mean, kinda? But'cha can't eat me now!
'
>>8332024
>No problemo. Can't wait to see what you come up with.
>>8332022
>Midnight Channel Games when?
>>8331953
Rika
>>8331965
Jeez.. That's kinda scary you know.. Being melted is like..
>>8331983
No ones asks other than you, it's not my fault.
>>8331953
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>8332023
I was just being nice...
>>8332026
It certainly has, Suika! I hope you're doing well.
>>8332039
Is this a challenge~?
>>8332048
Is like getting hit on the head with a huge metal ball?
>>8332058
>>8332037
Mislink.
3 more
>>8332063
No.. More like being engulfed by fire.
>>8332049
>>8332050
>he rolls his eyes
I don't care. My problems have nothing to do with you, so don't bother me.
>>8332063
Uhh...n-no...
>Smolgore takes a few tentative steps backwards.
>>8331953
Kashiwazaki Sena
>>8332048
So correct me if I'm wrong, but that means you don't infact do that for everyone, and that makes me a special case!
>>8332026
Suure has been. Month or two, huh? Heya, Suika.
>>8332091
>Youmu runs off, crying.
Jerk!
>>8331953
Kagari Atsuko
>>8332077
Miku's ass
>>8332063
'Bout as well as they can be.
>takes a drink
Really long if I barely remember you. How's it been?
>>8332102
Huh? Whoa, you actually said hello!
Isn't that something~.
Just a month? Jeez, it's felt like a day or two.
>>8332022
Adachi, you're a nice person and I love you.
>>8332101
It just means no one else asks, probably because they know how to make their own tea.
>>8331953
Panty
>>8332134
Time sure flies when you're drunk off your ass 24/7, huh? And eh. After what you've helped me out with, I damn well better have some enthusiasm when you show up.
Paula would like to stay longer but it's getting too hard to stay here. It's almost like someone doesn't want her to be here! But Paula will close the curtains for now to make them rise another time. Au revoir!
>>8331884
Well she does hope she can meet her sometime! She sounds like fun! Hehehehe, oh Rika! Paula being described as serious and talking normally? Sometimes I think you are so funny. I have to go to sleep now.
>>8331903
And it is a miracle no one has beaten in your pretty face yet! Miracles for everyone! If only you talked to Paula when she wasn't having problems and being tired!
>>8331932
>With a sad smile, she removes her hand from his and pats his head.
Paula will be sure to tell you. Maybe she can do the same to you someday. But it's past my bedtime. See you in my dreams, cutey!
>>8331965
Don't you worry your cute face, Paula will be taking it easy for a while. Bye bye!
That's exactly 24, game will begin soon
>>8332089
This is very nice, it's going right where it belongs. Thank you, faceless child.
>>8332131
>Peels panties down
>>8332166
Who knows.
>She shivers a bit.
You did that one on purpose. Whatever, later, Paula.
>>8332082
It's not like you feel pain, though. I don't think we have that kind of technology laying around.
>>8332092
Are you sure? Who knows how much fun we can have playing hide and seek. My sisters, that I assume are around your age, love that game! There's no doubt in my mind you'll like it too~
>>8332134
You don't remember me?
>Amami turns away from the small drunkard child
I...thought what we had was special. I guess expecting an oni to remember is silly of me.
>>8332166
Farewell. Keep on keeping on.
>>8332168
That looks swell. Let's continue.
>>8332165
I'm sure time would fly while you're working at McDonald's too.
>>8332179
>>8332125
>he puts on a forced half smile
finally...
peace and quiet
>he sighs LOUDLY
>>8332168
hurry up, I'm tired
>>8332175
Excuse me, but are you this Mr. Ainz I've heard about?
>>8332168
There's magic in the air. GET IT?!
>>8332166
Have a nice night Paula and I hope you do dream about nice things.
>>8332168
Looks fine..
>>8332201
No, but it's like my body slowly shutting down on me..
>>8332204
Poor Haku.
>>8332039
Well... the original didn't fit with what I planned, so I just made this instead. What I had planned was better though.
>>8332166
See ya~! Heheh.
>>8332165
It's not a way of living for everyone, but it sure is a way for an oni!
>she scratches at her cheek a bit
Weeeeell, I just felt like it at the time, y'know? Glad you've turned into someone I can talk to.
How's the newest tech you're makin'? Anything cool?
>>8332168
Good luck, Guts!~ Rootin' for you!
>>8332201
Bleh. I don't have room in my brain for every human I meet, y'know?
It takes a little impressing~.
>>8332227
Noooow, let's see if there's anything insiiiiiiii....
>>8332202
>Dachman delivers the burn
>ily, no homo
>>8332204
Where's the meat?
>>8332224
Lord Ainz, that is correct. Brave little human, aren't you?
>>8332227
Shoo, shoo, you are ruining the illusion.
seeking roast
>>8332227
H-huh? I was just as home eating ice cream.. Now I'm.. Where is this?
>>8332227
A bunch of anime girls are felled by some demons. A great loss for us all.
>>8332154
Why bother when I can have other people do it for me. Anyway, what's that thing you used to do with your scarf? You know wrap it around someone else or something?
>>8332227
Looks like I'm a magical girl now~
>>8332233
But you don't feel pain, and that's all that matters. A true big brother gives his life to make sure his little sister is happy. I plan to do that, and I hope you don't chicken out at the last moment.
>>8332245
I guess I'll never be engraved in your brain. I'm nothing special. Not suspicious or anything, You'll soon forget me as soon as start feeling tipsy.
>>8332268
Ain't no such thing as a good robot. All bloodthirsty and out for ya brains. It's the greatest processer in the world, and that makes em jealous. Yes sirree.
>>8332264
>>8332245
Good luck to you to... Where did you go?
>>8332264
you're not worth it
at the end of the day Adachi, you're just a dead meme
>>8332299
Holy shit, I want to eat some of that roast.
>>8332262
That I am.
One of your tiny twins was talking to me about you, and I have to say I've very impressed. I just have but one simple question to ask you if you'd permit me to ask it.
>>8332268
I'll...dance with you again if you help me out.
>>8332268
>The lich draws a crude face on the two.
>>8332297
The side effects may include projectile vomit and the ability to spin your head completely clockwise... It should make for interesting research.
>>8332317
Like how Ramsay wants to eat asshole?
Where all da furries at
>>8332268
Ha, jokes on him, I don't even have a soul.
>>8332279
Yeah, what about it? I only do that with people who aren't jerks to me twenty-four seven.
>>8332288
Fine.. But I already knew that, this just doesn't seem like immediately going for dying.
>>8332297
>Kaito just smiles at him.
>>8332297
Yeah, I never once doubted him. It doesn't take much to see that.
>>8332316
I applied some aloe vera and I felt better right away.
>>8332328
Exactly.
>>8332288
Kiiiinda sucks being human sometimes? That's how I'd feel.
Anyway, why would you care about that? 'S far as I'm concerned, we aren't even close.
>she tilts her head back and takes another drink
Y'know, even a human can be ballsy enough to tell an oni off.
>>8332302
Eheheh.... Hey, uh... if you see a backpack in the middle of nowhere, make sure ya don't take that..!
Doesn't matter. I got your back, so just go out there and kick some evil spirit ass!
>>8332297
AWOOOOOO, goes the hellhound. Absoultely bone-chilling.
>>8332227
Yeah, I got it...bad joke.
Bah, whatever, I don't need anything anyhow!
>>8332245
Hah! If only we could all be that strong and still be so lazy. And eh, "cool" is relative. Trying to make something that'll detect the presence of any "outcasts" from my version of things when they show up, and working a bit in the field of artificial intelligence-...yeah, you got no clue what that means.
>She rummages through her bag, and pulls out a bottle of her typical soda, holding it out.
>>8332268
YOU TRAITOROUS WHORE-
>>8332354
You're mom is a traitorous whore.
>>8332264
You look like someone a hooker pays to not have sex with. I'm starting to think you did not throw those women into the t.v., they jumped in to get away from such a loser.
>>8332346
Haha, this dragon is draggin me around..
>>8332346
I hope this luk gets me yet another win, maybe I will know tomorrow, but now I'm tired
>>8332354
Can I get a 20 piece chicken mcnugget?
>>8332367
That would have been a good one if I hadn't heard it about 15 months ago.
>>8332346
This is like a regular storm, except it's magic n shit
>>8332321
Go ahead, human, I am willing to listen. Though I am not sure how it works in your kingdom, most here bow before a lord.
>>8332346
How did they know my greatest weakness? Very well, we shall settle this with fists.
>After several minutes of trying the lich just ends up slightly winded
>>8332385
That's a new one. Never shocked someone to death before.
>>8332334
Sometimes you have to prepare for the worst of it
>he leans into Kaito
I'll make it worth your while if you do this for me.
>>8332345
Ballsy I word I wouldn't use. I have no need to tell you off.
Truth be told, I'm lying. I have no idea who you are. I've even made my way into Gensokyo and I haven't so much as seen a glimpse of you or that bigger oni.
>>8332346
>Amami's busy minding his own business and pays the girl with tape on her chest no mind
>>8332385
Sweet dreams for some. Others? Not so much.
>>8332385
You would have been better off not entering.
>>8332386
What does 'power' mean to you?
>>8332381
Your face looks like a chicken nugger. Shaped like that stupid bitch, who can't work a deep fryer at McDonalds.
>>8332431
Are you talking about Aussa 30 years in the future?
>>8332408
A fatal feast for many.
>>8332385
That storm surely thinned the pack. Now to simply clean up the rest of them.
>>8332408
Erm... That is quite alright, I have no need to sleep.
>>8332426
Power...? Well that is a tad queer question. In one hand it is control and respect and on the other simply chaos.
>>8332334
But you did before non? I don't think you think of me as a jerk as much as you say you do.
>>8332385
Man, this storm is crazy..
>>8332402
>He sort of leans away.
Y-you really don't need to, I'm not a body guard and this isn't a job.. No reward needed.
>>8332408
... I hate to say it but once I get back I'll put this thing in my garden, but.. Ewww..
>>8332454
Ah.. This just got my hopes up..
>>8332354
I'm not lazy! I like to plan for the long term is all.
Uhhh..... Er, yeah.
>she kind of just nods at the things she's saying
Keep up the work on um... The detection thingie I guess.
>The can is taken from Rika after a moment or two. Suika then downs it all in a few gulps
>>8332402
It's all in your perspective!
Ohhh~? So you've been to Gensokyo!
Guess I won't have to explain anythin' at least. Man, that's a relief....
Pretty dangerous for a human. Got a good reason you were there?
>>8332454
The tree kills the one whose name was carved into it, not the one carving into it. It's like a Death Note thing. I'll re-word that to be easier to follow.
>>8332446
No, that would imply Aussa passed the min IQ requirement, to safely lower a basket of chicken properly.
This is the Aussa of a different timeline. I would tell you more, but that timeline imploded, on account of her finding a way to catch a stick of butter on fire
>>8332491
For the emperor! Is that what they say in Warhammer?
>>8332496
Congrats.
Thanks for hosting,host.
>>8332471
You were nicer then, you're not really nice at all lately.
>>8332496
Congratulations Emperor!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>8332496
They say "for the Emprah!",
>>8332496
Not many killers in this game. The environment was doing most of the work, it seems.
Thanks for playing everyone.
>>8332491
Ah, another failure to these maddening games. Oh well, thank you for hosting this match.
>>8332496
Hey, hey, congrats! Drinks to you, Emporer!
>>8332521
And thanks for that hosting!
>>8332491
I think you may need to reword that. It almost looks like the tree killed the emperor instead of Ainz
>>8332474
Oi, you mixed the two, last time...and yeah. Reeeall long term, suure.
And, uh, the other thing. Kinda like...creating a person, if that makes any sense?
>>8332496
Congrats, asshole. And thanks for the show.
>>8332521
Well, 7th place is better than usual.
>>8332521
Thank you for your time
>>8332534
That's essentially what the wording is without any context.
>>8332554
Just realized what you said in your post as well. My bad. Thanks for hosting by the way.
>>8332513
I've always been this way. Besides I thought you would have gotten used to it.
>>8332496
This pleases me.
guys I missed both games this thread, but didn't post since i didn't want to attention post, but like..i'll attention post if it means a third game, desu so can someone host please?
Suika games when?
>Had to shower, sorry about that.
>>8332201
...I like hide n'seek.
>>8332243
>That works too, hahah. Nice job my man.
>>8332268
AHHHHHHHHH-BLUBGLUBBLUBULB!
>>8332496
Congrats!
>>8332521
Thanks for hostin'!
>>8332549
>>8332542
>>8332536
>>8332532
>>8332530
>>8332514
>>8332513
>>8332507
>>8332569
>>8332573
>>8332578
A toast!
>Splashes face with the tainted, sanity-destroying contents of its goblet
I'd host again but I promised some friends I'll go out with them. Hope you all find a host.
>>8332468
I see, I see...
Well Mr. Ainz, I'll request that you give me the power I'm looking for. Give me the ability to win and survive at all costs.
>>8332473
>he leans back away as well
Good. Her smiling face and bright personality should be reward enough! Picture her as Paula if you need to, to give you that extra push.
>>8332474
For exploration and the thrill of surviving! It really shows just how good I am at adventuring when I can go into a place as dangerous as your hometown.
>he points to the gourd you're holding
I know quite a bit about you and a few others. Like, I know that the gourd you're holding is an endless paradise for any alcoholic.
>>8332596
Used the wrong FUCKEN picture
>>8332578
Ask nicely
>>8332570
It takes longer than however we've known each other for me to get used to someone that is a jerk most of the time, but I'm going to bed, I have to to something tomorrow, have a nice night Ash.
>>8332601
Yeah yeah, but just because she's another person is a good enough reason, but I'm going to bed now, I'll see you later, and I'll do what it takes.
>>8332591
You do now~? Well, why don't you hide, and I'll seek you out? If I find you, there will be a penalty. How does that sound?
Suika, have you joined a faction?
>>8332615
Tbh, I thought saying please was, but I can go fuck myself I guess. Can someone please host? It would be greatly appreciated
>>8332536
>...And now is chugging sake right after the soda. The new information makes it a little clearer to her, and she stops to nod in recognition
Oh! Okay, like a familiar or something, yeah?
>>8332590
Huuuh~? You'd want me to host a game?
>>8332596
Let's drink!
>ohhh boy. You can't stop her now
Yeah, let's hope so! HAve fun out there!
>>8332601
Well, brave is what I'd call you then.
...Wha? Whoa, there's something surprising!
>She lowers the gourd
>>8332627
Is that faction thingy goin' on right now? Didn't even know!
>>8332601
A bold request, what makes you worthy as a human to even join a cult under my name?
>>8332635
It started awhile ago.
The Acucksuki clan is gettin rekt
>>8332622
But...what's gonna happen if ya find me?
>>8332628
Grimes. I'll host but under one condition.
How many Saber variants are there? Fate confuses the hell out of me.
>>8332648
>Acucksuki
My sides
>>8332648
I mean, did you expect any less though~? Hehehe....!
I'm in my own faction! An oni faction! Anyone strong enough can join.
>>8332667
HE SAID KEK HAHAHAHAHA
>>8332664
Like 17
>>8332677
Did not see that faction...
>>8332679
>t. Narutard
>>8332664
eleventy billion
>>8332664
Blame the art designer behind Saber. He's that obsessed over her
>>8332621
Take care of yourself and the others around you, Kaito. See you later.
>>8332635
Brave isn't what I'd really call myself. I'm smart enough to know not to pick a fight with you. Instead, I'd say I'm...tactical perhaps? That's beside the point.
>he picks up the gourd and takes a long swig from it
The point is, you're a strange creature from a place I've only visited every now and again. Despite Rika being from the same place, you two seem completely different from each other.
>>8332637
You'll be happy to know that nothing makes me worthy. All I can do is read a map and be used as a scout. As I've told you enemy Suz, I'm a blank piece of paper.
>Amami leans in, getting very close to Ainz's face
If I were you I'd take this offer before she comes back.
>>8332679
Mad that Narutards are failing?
>>8332635
Yeah, kinda like a familiar, or a shikigami, but through science. The goal's to replicate a human in a personality, instead of just raw intelligence. For me, anyhow.
>>8332657
...
A punishment~
>>8332716
What...what da ya mean?
>>8332705
>the lich taps his boney fingers on the arm of his chair patiently
Is that suppose to be a threat? I suggest changing tone if you are making a request. If there is nothing worth mentioning other than reading a map then perhaps you belong with them.
>>8332687
It's a joke, silly.
I think an anon needs to lighten up a bit...!
Answerin' honestly, no, I haven't been around to join a faction.
>>8332705
Words and grammar and all that isn't my shtick~.
Uh? Well.... Go ahead I guess!
You humans come from similar places and yet you're all different, right? Gensokyo's not different when it comes to that. All youkai are pretty unique~.
>>8332707
Replicate a human, huh?
Sounds like you're getting into advanced stuff. I mean.... kinda like creating a life of your own.
>>8332765
I hate Bleach though... Almost as much as Naruto
>tfw Adachi neither hates nor likes you
>>8332765
>implying
>>8332765
Best bleach girl
>Autistic SJW noises
>>8332805
Irrefutably second worst girl.
>>8332812
Who is worst?
>>8332760
Hey, I do that often enough with this here, now don't I?
>She creates an Evil Eye right there and then.
When you see the creation of another version of you walking around, you get...inspired. Say, pass me that, would you?
>>8332815
Orihime. Or Rangiku.
>>8332825
That's pretty accurate desu, who's best?
>>8332825
I bet you're a soifongfag.
Kys
All the girls from Bleach have cute asshole.
>>8332836
I have seen the doujins, this is not true
>>8332827
I want to say Rukia. Yoruichi was just never my type.
I want to fuck lyna
>>8332731
It means you have to have a punishment. Punishments happen in all kinds of games. If you lose, you suffer.
The Aztecs killed off the losing team whenever they played sports. They weren't the only ones either. Sacrifices have to be made, and I think it's about time we made a couple of sacrifices.
>>8332754
I don't think you understand. I'm willing to sacrifice myself for your gain.
Look around you, Ainz. What do you see?
>>8332760
That obvious, but...you seem a little more cheerful than she is. You would think a ruthless place like that would have you at least a little on edge.
>>8332834
Everyone knows Ichigo's sisters are the best!
>>8332846
Lol, renji fugged her right in the pUsi and she had a kid. Rukia is dead.
>>8332846
She's up there but I wouldn't put her in my top tbqh
>>8332841
link me one
>>8332851
ARE YA GONNA KILL ME?!
>Smolgore asks so loud it sounds like he's yelling.
>>8332854
This.
>>8332851
A wasteland with potential. Though without proper tone and respect what good is a dog?
>>8332865
Speaking in general, all the Bleach doujin are shit in general, besides the Rukia ones.
https://nhentai.net/parody/bleach/popular
>>8332817
Yeah, but this thing you're talkin' about is supposed to be as smart as a human, right?
>holds it out to Rika
And now you've got a doppelganger...
>>8332851
Hey, hey, hey!!! Just how strong do you think I am?
When you're this strong, you can act however you want~.
What do I have to fear? Maybe a few people stronger than me, but they aren't here.
>>8332882
>>8332914
Yeah, I know, but they're shit senpai.
Nemu > Erry1
>>8332905
>Bleach turned into shit in general
>watching Bleach past the soul society ark.
>>8332932
It went that way after the heart.
Senpai???
Have you returned??
>>8332932
>this, times 1,000,000
>>8332923
>Nemu
Pedophile
>>8332932
They fucked up at the start of soul society arc.
I'm so glad Naruto did a decent job. I was genuinely shocked to find tears rolling down my cheek when I saw the Naruhina wedding.
Then I saw Chouji's niggerbaby, Ino wasted on Sai, and Rock Lee not getting any Ten Ten.
>>8332964
>huggus the Nemu
>>8332907
And potentially far, faaar smarter.
>She takes a long, healthy drink, and hands it back with a content sigh.
Aaah, that's the stuff. And nah, not a doppelganger. More like...another version of me. Kinda like how there's two Reimus now. Same person, but different. If the other me can do it, why not me?
>>8332964
>not seeing the original one
Not him but you're a faggot
>>8332972
Pedophile
>>8332975
She's dead, jim.
>>8332980
I said huggu! Not fuggu!
>>8332980
NO
NO
DON'T YOU DARE FUCKING SAY THAT
>>8332969
>tears rolling down my cheek
You're a manly man aren't you
>>8332969
Have you seen my senpai?
>>8333000
A man can cry anon, so long as they are manly tears
>>8332868
...
Killing isn't what I would call it. Think of it like survival of the fittest. One of us has to be used as a sacrifice, so why not let it be the loser?
>>8332888
Exactly...wasted potential.
Do you not think someone like me has what it takes to survive and win it all for you? I'm not talking about brute strength or fighting back, I'm taking about doing what needs to be done to outlive everyone. Let the arena take the job of eliminating them all, you know what I mean?
>>8332907
How strong do I think you are? I know you're strong. I'm sure you could pick me up with one finger with ease.
Is one of them Yuugi? She seemed very strong looking. Not only that, but taller and a lot hornier as well.
>>8333000
I swear and I'm 100% dead cereal.
I didn't realize it but...
...Naruto was mah boi ;-;
>his bleach waifu isn't nanao
>>8333011
Have YOU seen my senpai?
>Manlytears.exe
https://youtu.be/XxR9GxeYa8w
>>8333008
Men don't cry over cartoons
>>8333008
>didn't check his digits
Fags...
>>8332990
She's dead as fuck, jim.
>>8333000
You ever seen a man, a manly man cry? Shi is souo shattering.
>>8333032
I thought that too, till I watched Clannad After Story...
>>8333019
The captain is clearly fucking her.
>>8333027
I'm not a detective, but I think he's >>8333028
>>8333011
There's no way I'm gonna play with you! You're...you're crazy!
>>8333056
I'm just a friend.
>>8333028
SENPAI?
>>8333062
That was what your mother said, before I played with her.
>>8333011
Work on your presentation in front of your lord and I will certainly consider allowing you to lead a cult in my name. Until then I have business I must attend to. Talk through my servant, Kaito when you are ready.
>The lich gets up from his seat and walks off
>>8333032
>not crying over something sad
Oh well aren't you a big, burly, strong, MAN.
>>8333073
You're way too funny to be Hoshi.
Keep up the good work.
>>8332973
>for her part, she responds with a good chug
Baaah.....
Man, I wish I had my own other me now. Seriously....
I mean, whatever motivates ya. You got plenty of help around your place now, so I hear.
>>8333011
>And that's just what she did, lifting him into the air with one hand without a care in the world
That's right!
Oh, you know Yuugi, huh? Yeah, she's pretty strong... I guess.
But.. hey, just because she's taller doesn't mean she's stronger! And I've got two horns! Can't compare with only one~.
>>8333073
lmao so funny
Going to shower no one host k
>>8333080
>waaaaah my cartooon characters
We need a good war to weed you pussies out t b h
>>8333092
>not shedding a tear at the end of After Story
No, the bait here is obviously you. And I regret giving your worthless ass a (you).
Guys, just stop.
These insecure "men" are too afraid to cry over Clannad. Just let them have their pointless pride.
>>8333088
>Suika wishes she could have another her
>can already make an army of herself
Wat
>>8333136
SENPAI, IT'S YOU!
>>8333088
There was two of you before? And your power is...density, right? Can't you control the 'density' of how many of you were are in the area?
Ehehe...yeah. We're near a dozen people at this point, actually. Plus, I don't have too much better to do than this.
>>8333144
If anything, it's probably because in the end, even if she makes another her, it's still 'part' of her or something.
>>8333144
But I have to shrink myself to make that army!
It's still technically me, just in another place at the same time.
>>8333156
Huhhhh... Was there? I remember meeting another oni here, but she wasn't me.
A dozen people, huh...? You're not charing them or anything, are you?
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
>>8333124
Choke yourself on the nearest railway spike you literal human pile of unsalvageable waste. You're everything wrong with this generation. Where is your shame? You've been suckling the dry teat of NEETdom raw and the time of bloody reckoning is on it's way and it can't get here soon enough.
>>8333204
it's real life
>>8333062
Crazy? All I want is something to eat. Maybe if you fetch me something to eat I would be so fixated on making a meal out of you.
>>8333063
We're all friends here.
>>8333077
Hm...you're making this a bit too easy for me. Have it your way, king. Until next time.
>>8333088
>despite the little oni lifting him into the air, he keeps calm, continuously smiling at her in his normal carefree way
I know Yuugi just about as well as I know you, but it doesn't take a genius to know she's stronger. Not only does she have height over you, she has a worse temper as well.
That's to say you're not special. You've very special. Your fling with that bug guy proves just how special you are. You don't see Yuugi getting...wait, never mind.
>>8333213
Type less.
>>8333206
>Insulting the Gunny by bringing him here
Choke yourself!
>>8333220
Ok.
>>8333198
Bah, I just misunderstood you. Hmh. The tall one, with yellow eyes and the club? I think she'd been waiting for you.
And I'm loaded plenty as-is, what do I need for it? Most I ever ask is an odd errand now and again, or one girl keeping an eye out for a certain someone when they're out and about. Lot of 'em are old comrades, too....
>>8333213
>Your fling with that bug guy proves just how special you are.
Sounds kinky
>>8333213
Can you stop shitting up the threads with your low-grade, zero effort rp?
>>8333222
Hell son. Maybe all you need is a positive influence to stomp the pussy right out of you
>>8333260
Maybe you need my boot up your insensitive assd
>>8333256
Sure thing. See you later. Don't have too much fun while I'm gone.
>>8333206
>periods
>not exclamation points
>not screens from the movie
Shit rp
>>8333213
Can't ya just, I dunno, like...make a sandwich? Or get some candy? Or somethin'?
>>8333213
And aaaa hup!
>easy as pie, starting to do lifts with him
What, you consider that an advantage?! Pahahaha! I can't count how many times I've had to calm her over-sized tits down.
What are you talking about, bug guy?! Is that an insult?!
>she puts more force into the lift and suddenly, he's launched into the air.
>>8333250
Yeah yeah! That one! Damn, I need to talk to her again......
Fair enough... Heh, no wonder you're making all this stuff, sounds like you wouldn't have anything else to do otherwise.
>>8333310
I'm sure she's around here somewhere.
...And. Uh. Yeah...yeah. Gotta keep myself occupied while waiting for a certain someone.
>She stares at the ground for a moment, before holding her hand out towards the bottle again.
>>8333310
>pets the Suika
>>8333333
Who git?
>>8333355
HG KEKED AGAIN
>>8333345
For a second there I glanced at that paragraph and saw "OwO what's this" because of my dyslexia.
Made me laugh, even if unintentionally. Thanks.
>>8333370
>Uh. Happy to help? At least you enjoyed yourself.
>>8333345
A... certain some-
Oh wait... don't tell me. Marisa?
>before handing it back over, she makes it a point to down a few seconds worth of sake
>>8333346
Hah....Oi, oi, just remember!
>points to him
You're pettin' a being that can knock you flat, got it?
>hic
Mokou
I want to cum inside Maria
>>8333407
Same
>>8333396
>pets even more
>scratches by your horn
I'm really tired...nighty night, guys!
>>8333422
kys cancergoat
>>8333422
Later
>>8333422
night
>>8333422
Night.
And remember, haters gonna hate
>>8333422
don't wake up
>>8333422
See ya later, kid!
>>8333426
>shitposting in dead hours
>>8333407
>not her mom
>>8333422
Sweet dreams cancer remover <3