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Who's your favorite fire type?
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Previous thread: >>8298255
Zorro
i want jirachi to turn bones into his sex slave
>>8306112
..Stitch was a chandelure for a bit so...
Stitch.
>>8306045
>Giggles
>Nibbles more aggressively up his neck
>Vibrate at the same time
i want jiji to cum on bones's face
>>8306207
why though
>>8306112
Bones!
i want yanmega to pin sandslash down and fug him until he passes out
>>8306213
it's 2lewd
what if I went 2lewd
i want vika to pin sandslash down and fug him until he passes out
>>8306231
do it
>>8306147
>>8306045
>>8306147
I am not staring at you.
>Zooom
>>8306075
I agree, you are a good friend.
>>8306244
i want jiji to use bones' skull as a cum bucket
>>8306218
>Smooch the swordbando
Hey hun~.
>>8306113
awww thanks!
i want bork to cuck jiji away from bones
>>8306269
>69
nice
I WANT SNIFFS TO KEK JIJI FROM BONES
>>8306147
>Sandslash is definitely into this
>flustered squeaking noises
>>8306255
Stop looking at me then, it's weird!
>more flustered squeaking
>>8306278
>Smooch husbando.
Hey hooooooney~! Do you know if my other body is free?
>Poke Bones.
Or if there was another I could use?
>>8306255
Thankyou! You'reagreatfriendtoo.
>Cuddle the Pory.
>>8306335
...?
>Watch.
>>8306335
fug the bug in front of the pory
I WANT ZIBEL TO VORE REMI
>>8306368
this is my fetish.
Jiji is for cuddles and feels jams, you dirty pervs
>>8306368
Vore is just weird anon choose something more wholesome like watersports or something
>>8306335
>Start moving back down his neck
>Abdomen brushes against his legs
>Slowly moves down his chest, nibbling the whole way, before realizing how many people are watching them
...
I WANT BORK TO READ ME A BEDTIME STORY WITH HIS CUTE VOICE
>>8306336
Uhm.. if you mean the plush one I think Tree is still in it.
>Boop sord.
You're always welcome to uh.. y'know.. hop in.
>Cough
Uhhh, what other ones would you be able to use though?
>>8306402
ok turts
>>8306416
COULDN'T BE MORE WRONG FAMALONNI
>>8306428
okay turts
>>8306368
Heh heh... not happening again. Ever.
>>8306436
OKAY JIJI
>>8306428
who are you then
>>8306349
>Voice volume set to minimum
Do the Sandslash and Yanmega usually do this?
It is...interesting.
>>8306401
Do you require assistance?
>>8306411
Keheheh.
>Smooch that husbando.
Maybe something like Drifblim? Orr... Trevenant orr Palossand?
>>8306445
BORKS BIGGEST FAN (Also someone trying to bait out borks real secret admirer
>>8306467
borks secret admirer is a farce perpetuated by somebody really talking about bones, nobody can love the bork
>>8306401
Areyouokay?
>>8306457
>Get mouth very close to Pory.
Ithinkso? IdunnoIhaven'tbeenhereverylong.
(Is turts is Roleplayer around? I need to shitpost him)
>>8306483
nah hes afk
>>8306280
So you wanna get something to eat or wanna train some more?
>>8306478
ok bork
>>8306463
>Smooch the baeblade
>you have permission to kill me for that.
I.. don't think I have any balloons handy. And I think Trees trees haven't grown yet, or he would have hopped into one by now.
..Is palossand just a bunch of possessed sand?
>>8306401
>Sandslash doesn't really know how to react to this
>so he's just squeaking a lot
Um...why'd you stop?
>>8306503
I am almost level 82! we should find one more battle!
i want slash to corrupt vika
>>8306529
borked it
>>8306538
Alright
>look for just one more battle
>>8306554
i want someone to corrupt vika
>>8306535
>Mental note to murder.
The balloon things are kinda weird looking anyway...
I thiiiink it essentially is?
>>8306563
>try looking even harder for a trainer
>>8306604
Yeah..
..Wanna make a sandcastle then?
>>8306479
I'm fine.
>>8306457
Uh...No.
>>8306537
...
All these people watching are, um...
Sort of uncomfortable to do this in front of.
>>8306574
i want vika to kek stitch with bones
>>8306483
(What is it?)
>>8306491
(Not anymore)
>>8306665
Yes.
>Grab husbando.
>Drag him outside.
>Start workan on that sandocastle.
>>8306632
>you encounter a Dragon Tamer
>they send out a Dragonite (70)
>>8306733
....Whoa!
sylvie i think you got this one.
>>8306479
How strange.
They seem to be enjoying themselves, perhaps it is something they do often.
>>8306537
>>8306674
Apologies.
>Porygon stops recording
I will stop bothering you now.
>Floats off to Vikavolt's room and goes into sleep mode
>>8306747
You sure? You're almost level 82 you said.
>>8306674
Well... Havefun!
>>8306751
>Follow and cuddle the sleepan pory.
>Best warm friend.
>>8306714
smooch faith already
>>8306759
>yearning to impress intensifies
>squeak
yeah ok then!
>>8306733
>....Extrasensory!
>>8306725
>Bones: channel your past ground typing
>Attempt sick sand castle creation
i want jiji to impregnate bones
>>8306769
What? No, she doesn't even like me like that and we both already have someone. Maybe in an alternate universe or something it happens? idk?
>>8306816
(Fugging)
>>8306784
252 SpA Ninetales Extrasensory vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Multiscale Dragonite: 30-35 (13.1 - 15.2%) -- possible 7HKO
>Dragonite used Thunder Punch
252 Atk Dragonite Thunder Punch vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 66-78 (23.1 - 27.3%) -- 61.4% chance to 4HKO
>>8306833
>squeak drought
haha!
>fireblast.
>>8306883
>jumps out of the way squeak
Whaaa!
>fireblast
>>8306674
Yeah you're right...but it seems they've both left now.
I'm starting to get tired though so maybe we should just cuddle in bed together.
Up to you, really.
>>8306794
>Dispossess sord.
>Roll to see if he can even possess the sandcastle.
>>8306909
No. I respect her, she respects me. I'm not doing that. Like I said we already have someone else.
-Turtwig
>>8306958
(Wut?)
>>8306903
>miss party
>try thunder punch-o again
>>8306913
>Watch the spooky cloud of Stitch try to possess the thing
>Bones: wonder if you can do spooky ghost stuff too..
>>8306764
>>8306751
Well, uh...
Have fun, you two.
>>8306907
...
You sure?
>Vibrate in a pulsing pattern
>Sighs, a little disappointed
Cuddles, then...
>>8307001
kkhh?
>Possess the husbonedo.
Helloooooooooooooo.
>>8307001
>>8307053
>Shelldon is very confused as to what he is watching
>>8307053
..Hiiii, hun.
I'm uh.. guessing that didn't work out?
>>8307074
>Wave at the seafood special
Howdy.
>>8307113
Uhm.. yeah, sort of.
>>8306994
>pawnched in the gut
eeeerrrg!!!
>fireblast!
>>8307168
>it connects!
252 SpA Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Dragonite in Sun: 92-108 (40.1 - 47.1%) -- guaranteed 3HKO
>thunder punch-o again-o
>>8307146
>>8307113
So, uh, what's going on?
>>8307019
Sorry Yanmega.
I want it too, but you always get like this right when I'm really tired.
...Maybe tomorrow, alright?
>Sandslash gives Yanmega a tight hug
>>8307146
>Get swordbod back.
Well... Hm.
Your main thing is fire so... Fire magic? Pyromancy? Fire curses maybe?
>>8307187
Hello Shelldon. Bones wants to lean how to... Do more ghost magic.
>>8307178
oooof!
>reels back
...
>fireblast again!
>>8307237
>the dragonite barely dodges the fireblast getting its tail singed in the process
>thunder punch-o
>>8307187
Uh, Stitch wanted to try being a Palossand, but it didn't work out I guess.
Sooo now he's in my head.
>>8307230
..Nevermind.
Maaaybe? I have no idea how any of this works, so.. yeah.
>>8307229
>Tightly hug back
>Hover him to the bed while doing so
>Cuddle him under the sheets
...
Maybe I should try in the morning...
You wouldn't mind being woken up like that, right?
>>8307253
>dodges this time
>fireblast
>squeak
>>8307261
>Sandslash gives Yanmega a goodnight kiss
Yeah, sounds good.
I certainly wouldn't mind waking up like that.
>>8307385
>Giggles
Alright then.
>Kisses him goodnight
I love you.
>Yanmega snuggles him, and falls asleep
>>8307230
...
>Backs up a little at the mention of ghost magic
Um...Okay.
>>8307255
He seems to like being in there.
>>8307255
>Swordbando: Think.
Mmm... Well, first...
How good do you think you are at doing your fire stuff without the bone?
>>8307466
Uh, don't worry. We aren't going to do anything to you unless you say yes.
>>8307500
Uhm, not toooo good, honestly.
It's the main reason I haven't switched to something other than a bone.
>>8307466
...Yeah, what Stitch said.
I don't want anything weird happening again.
>>8307274
>dragonite goes down!
>you gain 4050 experience points
>dragon tamer sends out kommo-o
>>8307624
m-more dragons?!
>extrasensory!
>>8307500
>>8307618
Yeah...
I'm just still a bit disturbed by it.
>>8307634
>kommo-o uses poison jab
28 Atk Kommo-o Poison Jab vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 51-60 (17.8 - 21%) -- possible 5HKO
>>8307618
Hm... Bone is a focusing object I see.
What do you feel when you use a fire attack? Anger, happiness? Nothing?
>>8307637
I won't do anything unless you ask.
Sorry, again.
>>8307676
(forgot extrasensory damage)
252 SpA Ninetales Extrasensory vs. 0 HP / 0- SpD Kommo-o: 128-152 (62.1 - 73.7%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>8307712
..Uhhhh.. I honestly don't know, but I only really use flame wheel in battles? Or to fix something someone did that can be dealt with by way of fire.
Otherwise I just.. throttle the flames, for whatever it is that I'm doing, and I don't really feel anything when that happens.
>>8307712
>>8307815
>floats up to
...
...
...
...
...
pow
>roll to cum on everyone
>>8307676
>is starting to wear down....
uuuuurrrg
>extrasensory!
>>8307712
...
I mean, I accepted your apology.
I don't hate you, but I'm having trouble trusting you fully again. Sorry.
>>8307864
>Kommo-o goes down
>You gain 3950 experience points
>dragon tamer sends out Garchomp
>>8307815
Hm... I think if you put more emotion behind your attacks you'll be able to use magic?
When I want people hurt I put all my anger behind my magic. And when I don't I put my happiness behind it.
I could ask a guy I k-
>>8307841
...
Guess I'll be able to ask him now.
>Wait for Gadreel.
>>8307897
I know, I know. I just still feel bad.
>Sword nod at the Shelldon.
I hope I can be a better friend from now on.
>>8307911
>fatigue
i - i got this!
>solarbeam!
>>8307925
>solar beam barely misses!
>garchomp uses outrage
252 Atk Garchomp Outrage vs. 252 HP / 0 Def Ninetales: 82-97 (28.7 - 34%) -- 1.5% chance to 3HKO
>>8307955
ha!
>huffs a bit
>solarbeam!
>sqeuak
>>8307955
>fucking garchomp outrages itself to KO'dom
>Zorro gains 3270 experience points
>>8307915
I hope so too.
>>8307915
...Hmmh, alright. I suppose I could try that out, see how it goes.
..Not sure how I could help anyone with fire stuff though.
or..what i could even do in the first place real-
>>8307841
...what.
>>8307915
pow
>>8307986
pow
>>8308008
pow
>>8308010
...
>flee
>>8307986
Hahaha. Do you want to train later?
>>8308008
Pff, hold on.
>>8308010
You can take him but... My husband needs some tutoring in the proper magic for a Marowak.
Do you think you could do that quickly?
>>8308014
>Retrieve Pow.
>>8307971
awwww yeah!
>tired dancing
>squeak
>Birb: Return with tasteful area rug lovingly nicked from neighboring building
>RugOn, apply directly to the floor head
>>8308037
>pow is retrieved
>roll to pow loudly
>>8308039
Wow Zorro you took on three dragons by yourself I'm impressed!
>hug the phoxu
Did you level up?
>>8308058
fuc
>>8308058
>hugs pinku
yeah i do think so!
>flexes squeak
Sorry i took most of the battles....
>>8308037
I'm really not sure...
I'd probably just lose again.
>>8308087
Its okay I wanted to see you fight, makes me happy to see my big strong fox perform.
>>8308037
>>8308052
..What is that thing?
>>8308134
I think so? Maybe?..
Maybe other things too, I don't know.
>>8308052
...
>>8308094
Heck you beat me the last few times we battled.
>>8308134
Yeah it is. Uh...
Yes, please. I think that would be a good place to start if you would please?
>>8308176
It's one of the baby things he collects. ...I guess this is a ransom.
>>8308134
>>8308176
>>8308195
>roll to pow even louder
>>8308171
>is super flattered.
r-really?
I mean I know it!
>blushes and squeak
>>8308254
>kissu the blushing phox
You ready to get some food now that you leveled up mister strongfox?
>>8308276
oh yeah for sure! we should get something to bring to slugma to.
>>8308339
Yeah we should, i can't remember does he like McGhetsis or would he want something else?
>>8308361
(fuck i should go to bed)
>>8308361
who doesnt like mcghetsis?!
>trots along excitedly
>>8308195
..oh.
..That's kiiiiinda weird.
>>8308437
>they still have the squeaky toy deal
Wanna get another one, i'm sure we can find some use for it
why isnt anyone posting?
>>8308483
Yeah i bet slugma will want one!
>>8308523
(dunno)
>>8308523
>anon shrugs into oblivion
>Slugma finishes his statue of Zorro
...
I wonder where they went to...
>Start one of Sylvie
>>8308523
(I have no idea what to do if no one replies to my initial shitpost and must sit here anxiously hoping I didn't do something wrong)
>>8308440
Yeaaah.
>>8308556
Sigils would be good!
Bones, care to come here?
>>8308440
>>8308556
>>8308612
>roll to do the loudest pow
>>8308556
Aaalright. I haven't, so, yeah.
>>8308612
Of course.
>Bonehead: come.
>>8308668
...What da fug?
>>8308668
>Tired bear sounds as Teddy emerges from his room
What was that?
>>8308584
I am not very because i have sylvie!
I wish i could give you a hug though.
>>8308574
>heres to hoping slugma likes mcghetsis
>>8308672
>>8308689
>>8308737
>>8308795
>POW
>>8308807
>Forcibly snuggle star cocoon.
Shhh. It's all right.
>>8308672
>>8308795
Alright you two get well together.
>>8308807
>Pet pow.
Please be quiet.
>>8308807
bambino y
>>8308850
>>8308851
POW
>>8308888
MY EARS
>>8308888
>Scripting
>>8308888
>Suddenly bear is blasted back by the Hyper Voice POW
>Bear is now bleeding from the ears
>>8308851
I'm sure we will.
>>8308795
..Hmmh. Alright.
that doesn't really make much sense to me but
Sure, why not.
>>8308909
..Stitch you don't have ears.
You're a sword.
>>8308888
>Clancy FAINTED!
>>8308888
>Discord denying the possibility of scripting
>>8308888
>loud POW in the distance
>>8308888
Pew!!
>Pew was summoned by the mighty Pow
>Bat the Cosmoen
>>8308749
>>8308542
Not exactly what i meant but sure
>>8308913
(Not scripting, I really don't like all the scriptfag claims.)
>>8308909
>>8308941
>>8308951
>>8308958
...
pow
>Discord is now denying the fact they denied it
>Also dubs
>>8309001
yeah he will love it!
>>8309020
>Discord is now denying the fact that they were denying the fact that they were denying the fact that they were denying the fact that they were denying the fact that they were denying the fact that they were denying the fact that they were denying the fact that they were denying the fact that they were denying the fact that they were denying the fiction
>>8309005
>I'm to fucking tired
>fug it nice get mate have a cookie
>Also yes I'm in VC but if I say something I'll be accused as hateboner
>>8309005
>Roll to catch it with a net.
>>8309038
>Anon is denying the denying of the denial of the denying
>>8309005
>Deaf bear looks upon the moon bat in wonder
>>8309060
>smack
>>8309065
pow
>>8309099
...
>Net.
>birb is fakkin' ded
>Press F to pay respects
>>8309034
I bet he will even if it melts immediately
nᵒᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶦ ʷᵃnᵗᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉ ʷʰᵃᵗ ˢʰᶦnʸ ˡᶦᵏᵉᵈ ᵃᵇᵒᵘᵗ ʸᵒᵘʳ ˢᑫᵘᵉᵃᵏᵉʳ ˢᵒ ᵐᵘᶜʰ ᵒʳ ᵃnʸᵗʰᶦnᵍ
>>8309138
>did not quiet hear that
huh? did you want another one or something?
>>8309118
>You got a Lunala!
>pow
>>8309099
Pew
>>8309118
Pewwww
>Roll to make a voodoo doll
>>8309158
Maybe i'll get another meal then we can experiment with the squeaky toy
>>8309164
Sweet.
>>8309171
>Ollie outtie.
>>8309202
Like science?
I really like science!
>excite squeak.
>>8309230
it looks like skull kid isn't wearing pants, lel
>>8309258
Yes hun like science
what in the fuck am I looking at here.
is this some offshoot of the ERP threads?
>>8309276
pokemon are real senpai, its just all in fun
>>8309276
(No, it's from /vp/, reason it's not still there is because mods decided that RP is against the invisible ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurs)
>>8309276
Nope. This is a whole different form of cancer. But like, comfy cancer. Comfancer if you will.
>Awaken because of loud pow.
What was that?
>>8309267
>blushed a bit
I like being called hun
>attempts to think of a word
Sweetie! that is you!
>>8309276
(it is a break from the shit known as "real life")
>>8309336
Hehe you can call me that hun, I like it
>>8309341
this it's escape from how my life wont be perfect like these threads and when my character dies so will I
>>8309330
>Splet the eelfriend
Hi!
I have no idea.
>>8309330
>Babwott awakens and cries
>>8309356
hehe yeah!
>hugs sylvie
What kind of science did you want to do?
>>8309382
Helloooo.
>>8309404
Shhh, shh. It's okay.
>Pick up babwott.
Shhh. How are ya kiddo?
>>8309428
Sexy science, possibly tomorrow night if you're up for it.
>>8309448
>blushes and flusters a bit
uu--uuhh
Oh yeah i totally am!
>roll to act super confident.
>squeak
>>8309444
>Babwott quickly quiets down, snuggling against Eeldad.
...Hungwee...
>>8309498
All right it's a date then, we should head home cause I'm gettin' kinda tired
>>8309499
>Mush up some Oran Berries for babwott.
Yum yum?
I don't really know that much about pokemon, which one can unbirth and rebirth me as it's offspring?
>>8309537
Yeah sure!
>trots excitedly
Slugma seems super happy he evolved.
>>8309576
beedrill
>>8309576
delet this emrys
>>8309576
Brock
>>8309597
Yeah he does doesn't he?
>>8309563
>Bab gives a happy squeal of approval, before happily eating the mashed oran berries.
>>8309597
>>8309537
>Slugma is in the front yard, looking bored
>Two statues, one of Zorro, and one of Sylveon, sit nearby
>>8309638
Heh heh, eat and grow strong.
>>8309637
I think so
>>8309642
>spots slugma
Hey!
>runs over and hugs tightly
>looks up at the statues
whoa these are as great as ever!
We brought you some food!
and a sqeuaky toy!
hey guys welcome to jackass
>puts alpha dave's hand in warm water
>roll to do a kicklfip over his sleeping body
>>8309642
Hey Slugma! Awwww did you make a statue of Me and Zorro? I'd hug you but you're way too hot for me
Guys turts is everyone here, I'm turts, your turts, we're all turts. And it hurts
>>8309724
sweet kickflip bruv
>>8309738
im not turts hes gross
>>8309724
>roll to kickflip over beta dave
>Meanwhile at the Virbank radio station
>"Sign here and...here"
>"Yes sir, we actually care about fragile packages"
>"Goodbye"
>Boxes are moved to the workshop
>>8309756
>>8309778
dave party
>>8309790
bones
>>8309720
Thanks...
>Hug back
>>8309734
Yeah. I hope you like them...
Also, I feel like I'm more in control of my body temperature. It's weird.
>>8309812
if you're in control of your body temperature can I hug you then?
>>8309808
That ain't me senpai.
>>8309812
Yeah i knew you would love it!
>excite dance again
me and sylvie got super stronger today!
>>8309766
>CHASE POSTMAN
>>8309847
Good to hear.
>>8309822
Um...
>Focuses
>His body seems to cool
Okay.
>>8309808
nah is bork
bork!
>>8309890
Lets try this
>hug the cool lava slug
>>8309854
>Go get those boxes to the workshop/lab
>Necrozma rushes the fuck off the lab and towards the postman
What the...
>>8309890
are you happy you evolved?
>gives slugma the mcghetsis.
>>8309790
no such thing
>>8309808
fuck yes dude
break out the aj
>>8309882
(But anon didn't you know? roleplaying with yourself is fanfiction.)
>>8309842
fuckof a fuck
>>8309911
fuck
>>8309882
ok
>>8309915
CHARGING PRISMATIC LASER...
>FIRE PRISMATIC LASER AT POST MAN
>>8309911
>nope we missed and bonked our head on the rock somehow
>fuck
>>8309938
(We don't want fanfiction, we're trying to get some yaoi)
>>8309951
ABORT
ABORT
>>8309938
hold on watch this
>grab adave
>>8309951
>kick flip over necrozma
>>8309973
OKAY
>ABORT
>>8309982
WHY
>>8309936
Yeah. I feel stronger now.
>Absorb the food into his body
>Roll for if it gives him indigestion later
And prouder, in a way.
>>8309957
Oh, um...
Zorro, got a potion or something?
>>8310053
haha! yeah!
>>8309957
>sprays a potion
>>8310070
what happened did i hug the slug?
>>8310006
Please no lasoring random people next time
>>8309967
(You missed the joke man.)
(Which characters of his could bang and still make sense...? I don't see Necrozma x Gladion working out.)
>>8309982
>cling to beta dave for your life
hoooooly shit dude
>>8310078
almost!
>squeak
>>8310053
You should come train with us some time.
>>8310125
ok next trick
>grab adave
>>8310006
>grab gem robot
>>8310053
>>8310070
>>8310078
>>8310132
>roll to 3x kickflip over
>>8310107
YES I AM SORRY ADMIN "SEXY DADDY S-
>>8310172
WHERE AM I
>>8310132
I guess.
I have more fun making statues, though.
>>8310078
You...Tripped over a rock.
>>8310210
drink again nerds
>>8310179
>nervous laughter
>>8310179
>>8310246
>>8310222
Oh yeah! i have been trying art lately to actually...
it is pretty fun!
>>8310210
I am going to bed shortly too...
>>8310179
>do me a favor man
>take that shitty sword of yours
>and slit my throat
oh fuck man
youre not in kansas anymore
>>8310172
duuude
fucking
sick af
>I like how B Dave is like
>strong enough to carry necrozma and A Dave
>Nipple loss makes one powerful
>>8310179
sick land
>>8310210
sup fairy dog
>>8310368
>nah bro ill hug you
>b dave is just a shitposter at this point
im the raddest
>>8310246
>>8310335
I AM LOST
>>8310368
>>8310397
HELP ME ADMINS "BOMB BOOTY DADDY DJ DAVE"
>>8310368
>Roll to fuck dave
>>8310397
>Do it bro
>Hug me
>I'll probably like
>Suffocate on shirt or something but whatever
>Fucking
>Eye level with your nips
>Its not fair
nah dude
fite me for that
>all daves are shitpost characters man
>>8310461
>you arent blonde enough for that
>roll to fuck Dave
>>8310414
nope
you're on your own man
>>8310414
nec
bro
what are SB and colress's dick measurements
>>8310694
man i used to be blonde
not my fault you gotta go outside to stay that way
>>8310694
>>8310703
>roll for voyeurism
MOVE ALONG LESSER BEINGS. THERE IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE,
>>8310414
nope man
>>8310694
>googly eyes on my nips
>ill draw a smiley face on my stomach
>Itll be gr8
>if i stop posting oops
>family is xtra mad today
k its fight time nerd
>kiss adave
>>8310717
hey seaweed
wanna get in on this dave action
>>8310694
I WOULD LIKE SOME HELP.
>>8310703
STREAMBRO
LENGTH: 100
THICKNESS: 100
LOAD: 15,000
ROBOLUST: ERROR...
>>8310734
>LOAD DAVE.ZMA
ok fine
>>8310694
>>8310734
>hop in on this dave makeout sesh
>>8310734
THERE IS NO SEAWEED HERE, MOVE ALONG PRETTY MALE ENTITY.
Also would you be interested in donating those pants to a museum?
>>8310771
what?
>>8310823
>ROLL TO STEAL PANTIES
>>8310823
..For science. No other reasons. Museum stuff. I have no anterior motives. I am seaweed. Move along.
>>8310835
Birdovanni why
>>8310734
>>8310694
>>8310763
Ew, that is like, Totally Gross, like, completely totally
Like, this worlds me is Totally, like a disgusting deviant
>>8310823
>Roll to bag panties away.
>>8310703
>>8310763
That is confidential info.
>>8310823
>roll to bury under a sea of panties
>>8310864
>roll to delet femdave
>>8310712
>I don't go outside and my hair is as yellow as a brick of gold bro
>gonna take your advice and start sunbathing
>>8310734
>but bro
>i run the risk of poking my eye out on a nip
>aight man
>roll to hug
>also you gotta join in on the gay sitcom
>have bork buy a plane ticket or something
kiss fight
>go for the dramatic dip man
>>8310763
>how does three person kissing work
>fug man idk
>>8310864
you mean the real da-
>>8310900
pfffft f
>>8310845
okay, but why are his pants going to a museum
>>8310835
>>8310867
why, are you doing that?
>>8310899
>i guess anon is buried in under a sea of panties
...
>>8310899
>all-panties-devouring-black-hole
>>8310949
>Steal panties.
>>8310949
...For the future. Don't question it. I'm a higher lifeform.
- Curator Alcock the Seaweed Monster
>>8310949
>steal the panties
>>8310967
what are you doing maw?
>>8310996
>panties stolen
hey come back those are mine
>Roll to make everyone better.
>Ice Cream.
>Even: In their hands. Odds: In their anus.
>>8310996
>>8310967
>>8310867
>>8310835
Wololo!
>>8311021
>[HORRIFIED SKQUAK]
I was better off deeeeeead
>>8311021
>Roll to not shriek and lay an egg from shock
>>8311020
>run off
>>8311021
>ice cream anus
>>8311021
>Inarticulate nidorina squeal
>>8311021
>Ice cream plops on ground.
Bones...?
>>8311021
>lewd shiny Fairy noises
>>8311021
..............................
>squeak
>>8311021
>COLD ZAP BUG NOISES
>knife that was running folowing the panty thief
>>8311052
hey come back panty thief
>>8311021
>suddendly ice cream on anus, and she drops on the floor graoning in pain due to to cold feeling
>>8311021
>Thankfully has type resistance.
>Just a mild amount of discomfort before it melts.
>>8311082
Yes?
>>8311021
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOOOOOOLD
>>8311021
i feel cold, it hurts
>scorp is crying