HG thread
Emergency edition because we're about to hit bump limit and host hasn't even started yet
>>8295917
Not sure if it was bitching, but alright
>>8295924
Sure, Fampai.
If you still want that image.
>>8295834(Leo)
>Amami's already making progress into the forest. Cutting down whatever's blocking their path, making it a clear route for Leo to follow
You're being very insulting right now. I've done this plenty of times to know not to forget the compass. Worse comes to worst I could always use the stars to our advantage. Above all else, if we get lost we could always wait it out until another explorer comes and rescues us. You should have no problem getting stranded since your backpack is filled with clothing and food.
>Amami laughs to himself, feeling proud that he stuffed Leo's backpack with nothing but dresses.
>>8295951
That's really gay anon
kys
>>8295978
But he said no homo
>>8295958
Then tell me how it wasn't? 'Cause it sounded alot like it.
>>8295962
Since4pass?
>>8295990
fuck off homo
>>8295994
All i said was "I wonder what's taking so long..."
not "Why is OP being such a slow cunt" or sumthin' like that.
>>8296008
I am a child of god and i hate homosexuals
>>8295867 (Magnet)
Well, it's called the Wormhole Septima. It allows me to summon wormholes to transport me to other places.
The wormholes also can duplicate any object that passes through it and magnify its size.
(Maybe I shouldn't talk too much. I barely know this guy.)
>>8296015
Nice tits.
>>8295974
I didn't 't mean anything by it, I just want to be sure. You know safety and protocol and all that. Say...what's so funny?
Do Tricky and Booce still come here?
>>8296036
Just like her mothers. I know, I've checked.
>>8296015
But God never hated homos. That was added on by a bunch of power hungry catholics trying to control everything.
>>8296015
I guess you have a point... But couldn't you have just kept your mouth shut and waited like a good kid?
>>8296042
Tricky does on occasion.
>>8296042
They said they were getting ready to come back.
2 months ago.
>>8296042
Tricky occasionally, Booce never.
>>8295945
Huh? OH! Paula should have been more specific! The guys in lab coats are doctors. Not that other group of guys in lab coats that Paula wants to die horribly!
>>8296036
shush anon.
>>8296050
hot. Did you fuck the corpse too and not include me? Gay.
>>8296052
no.
>>8296055
I guess. Whatever you wanna think, Fampai.
>>8296068
But it's true. All those rules were made up.
>>8296068
Why?
You know you could easily ignore Hoshi, right?
>>8296068
Need to go to bed, good night big, scary lady.
>>8296068
I fucked Satan's mother and she made her son bring your mother back so I could fuck her too.
>>8296094
You know that would be boring, right?
>>8296066
Whoahoho, you actually have that kind of urge, huh? Talk about a shocker.
I wish more people from hg had the game insurgency so we can shitpost in it together.
>>8296086
but no.
>>8296087
cuz i said so.
>>8296100
Night hand man.
>>8296094
Which one is Hoshi?
>>8296094
I'm doing just that. Seems like not everyone's as smart.
>>8296100
Are we posting our D U D E S yet?
>>8296111
What console is it on?
>>8296094
What? Really?
Host is ded
>It wasn't your image AJ that was making everything freeze up once I tried to take a screencapture it was the actual game size
>Unfortunately my wonderful device decided to take a nose dive and crash.
>The winner would've been C.C. with 2 kills but I lost the entire game, I'll try to make you something sometime to compensate for it
>All I can say is I'm sorry for this inconvenience. I can try to go again her in a little bit once I reset everything and do a test run or something or just shitpost me for taking so long.
>>8296094
BUT HIS LETTER IS SO FAHNNY
>>8296111
I don't like war FPS.
>>8296101
>not necrophilia
:c
>>8296135
I could host a quick 24 while you're troubleshooting
>>8296111
>smacks the baka parsley
>>8296111
>Give me the word and I'll install it.
>>8296135
>It's fine, my man. Shit happens. Thanks for hosting.
>>8296113
But what if I don't want to?
>>8296135
You did your best child. Not many will appreciate your sincere wish to bring us a game while all seemed to fall apart around you. To believe you intentions, better luck in the future.
>>8296135
You tried senpai, thanks for that.
>>8296037
It's nothing. You'll just get a good surprise when you-
>Amami gets cut off after tripping over a grave that reads "Stiyl Magnus". He manages to get up and brushes off any damage the fall has done to him
I should really watch where I'm going...
>he then looks around, noticing plenty of graves scattered about the surrounding area. Slowpoke, Hotler, Maka Albarn, Franky, Stardust Witch Meru and so on and so forth
Looks like we've wandered into a small graveyard. Do you know of any of these people? Apparently, these are just a few of the people that have come here and have passed away. Make sure to pay your respects, or else you might get cursed~
>Amami nudges Leo, hoping to somewhat spook her
>>8296160
Then you're gay and lesbian
>>8296168
I believe your*
My new phone keyboard is shit btw.
>>8296135
>You tried. I thank you for that.
>>8296179
But I'm a dude.
>>8296127
PC!
>>8296154
B-but all of the mods.
>>8296157
W-what was that for?!
>>8296159
Do you even have it?
>>8296143
You're not wrong. That thing was a gold mine.
>>8296135
Its okay!
Sorry to cuck all the other hosts but I want 36 of ya. I'm willing to bump to a 48 if there's enough people replying
>>8296193
Still not into them, f.am
>>8296196
For a certain kind of people.
>>8296215
Reigen Arataka
>>8296215
Agrias Oaks
>>8296196
emphasis on the was
>>8296135
It's okay mysterious person. Paula still loves you!
>>8296110
Rika doesn't even know! Paula has ALOT of urges sometimes! Bet that is eye opening for you! But Paula will only do it to them and only them.
>>8296215
Ophis the Oroborus
>>8296193
>Uh-huh.
>>8296215
Muffet
>>8296215
Suz
>>8296215
Akane Owari
>>8296215
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>8296215
Araragi
>>8296215
Jughead
>>8296215
Harbingers of death
>>8296215
Kim Pine
>>8296135
Don't worry about it.
>>8296193
My pc a shit, otherwise I would gladly join you on it.
>>8296215
Hikage
>>8296215
Varg
>>8296215
Golem Bomber
>>8296215
Baki
>>8296215
Amami Rantaro
>>8296215
Ana Amari
>>8296215
Fursula-sensei
>>8296215
Kurumizawa Satanichia McDowell
>>8296215
Sylvie Paula Paula
>>8296215
Kris
>>8296215
Switch Dog
>>8296215
Kuroyuri
(You pick the gender since no-one knows it)
>>8296193
For being stupid.
>>8296215
Red Riding Hood
>>8296215
Black Hood
>>8296135
>S'Okay dude. Thanks for trying anyways.
>>8296266
>non autists
Well aren't you a self important prick?
>>8296215
Parsee.
>>8296216
Oh well.
>>8296254
S-shame.
>>8296215
C.C.
>>8296215
Bufflestia
>>8296178
>Leo gives him an annoyed look, her attitude is completely serious now.
There are no curses, just traps. Watch your step or else you'll be joining these graves.
>>8296215
A Lot Of Asukas
15 minutes.
>>8296288
Well no.
I know cringe when I see it. Sometimes all you can do is laugh.
sans undertale
>>8296215
Thorfinn
>>8296270
(If you don't have it~)
>>8296215
Maria and Harusame
You're a faggot Vert
>>8296312
And laugh... and laugh... and keep laughing... and laughing after everyone's stopped... then laugh some more... heh... I'm not autistic...
>>8296215
Rokurou Rangetsu
I got the materials I needed
>>8296232
You are a woman of impulse, Paula. In a weird way, I gotta respect that.
>>8296135
Take it easy, lady.
>>8296215
Rika
>>8296329
But I'm not laughing about it anymore fampai.
You sure seem upset.
>>8296316
I want to ride those hoods
>>8296352
You sure seem oddly defensive and eager to let us know that you aren't.
:thinking:
>>8296338
Well damn, wasn't that quick.
>>8296215
Yukine
>>8296316
>Pretty awesome. Thanks dude.
>>8296348
Paula's never been respected before. Now she feels all warm and fuzzy inside! Paula respects you to Rika!
>>8296321
>>8296366
I didn't want there to be any misunderstandings
>>8296348
STOP BEING A FUCKING SEXIST CUNT
>It's late where I live and I got tired while waiting for host. I'm going to bed.
>Good night and cheers to both Magnet Bomber and Mouffet for playing along with my bullshit.
>>8296409
What a coincidence, me neither.
5 minutes for swaps and all that chugga
I hate leaves
GRAVITAL
hope im not too late.
>>8296434
Long as you know where you stand broheim
>>8296442
I accept this challenge.
>>8296300
>Amami shrugs, taking note of how serious Leo is about this exploration
Suit yourself. I figured you might like a few jokes here and there.
>Without saying much else, the two continue down the path, taking occasional breaks to catch their breath. Soon enough, the both of them reach the end of the dense forest, and without much problems to boot. Amami pulls the map back out and begins reading it again
Now, this is where things get a little spooky. The next area we have to go by is clouded with fog. From what I've seen walking through it before, there are a good amount of traps lying about, along with some remnants of past tributes who've tried making their way around. Are you sure you want to keep going, or are you starting to feel a bit shaky from all the walking we've done?
>>8296442
Looks good to me, host!
>>8296430
>forgot to add, host can swap me out for the next tribute in line.
>>8296430
>Night, my man.
>>8296442
It looks superb, dearie. Shall we begin?
Good night HG
>>8296452
Shit am I too late again? how does switching work.
>>8296384
Just had to run and grab a few supplies. Nothing big, the maintenance of my blades is similar to my life, and while it was quick. I guess I can do a double take on their maintenance for this battle.
>>8296442
Good luck to those warriors among you.
>>8296442
>>8296442
Swap
>>8296279
>>8296452
Night Hg
>>8296469
Good night
>>8296442
>>8296247
>>8296452
You are, but I'm feeling generous.
>>8296474
>If someone's generous, they'll request their tribute be swapped with yours.
>>8296479
>Like that.
>>8296442
Please let us begin before I die of boredom.
>>8296469
Goodnight.
>>8296442
Let her be the star!
>>8296270
>>8296348
>>8296264
nothing is holy to those degenerate furries
>>8296477
>>8296442
>>8296430
>Night dude. No problem at all.
>>8296237
>>8296338
>>8296442
I shall wait for the next game. Allow the child to compete.
>>8296490
>kissu
>>8296499
or whoever swapped with me, Im confused.
>>8296503
Burn the furries! May their impure yiffing echo throughout Hell!
>>8296469
>>8296479
>>8296430
Bye bye to you, you and you!
>>8296528
Paula can't thank you enough! She just hopes that it doesn't get too confusing for the guy doing this.
>>8296442
it good.
>>8296388
>>8296502
I got odd grounds for respect. Uuh...feel however you like, just...don't get all touchy with me, alright? And, er, thanks.
I think all this swapping gave me a brain aneurysm, but I'm a big boy. I think I managed it in the end.
In other news, I hate Canadians and this background is just one big fat reminder of their fucking existence
>>8296512
Child's an interesting way to put it from a girl your size, none the less I'm in your debt. A Rangetsu always pays back their debts.
>>8296606
Goodness me, what was that?!
>dabs
>>8296606
Am i already dead?
fuck.
>>8296518
Woah there cowboy, I like to know who I'm sharing an intimate moment with before moving onto kissing.
What's good niggers?
>>8296606
This is too easy!
>>8296634
Your mother last night.
>>8296606
I was already here, but that doesn't matter. Let's begin.
>>8296459
Nothing I haven't been through before. As long as we take it slow and keep an eye on our surroundings, we should be fine. Come on, enough chit chat, let's move!
>>8296606
>5th Blood-Bath death today. I'm done.
>>8296606
492 possibilities, yet so many of you are all cowards. The heck is this?
>>8296680
R.I.P
>>8296680
wow
dead-ed already
worst farming buddy ever
: /
>>8296574
>Paula's bright smile immediately turns into a frown. She now finds it interesting to twiddle her thumbs.
Awwwww! Paula was going to give you a big hug too! But she does appreciate you for respecting her. Hey! If Paula can't touch you, can she ask something from you. It's really simple!
>>8296606
Hehehe! This will be so funny!
>Even in her slow mind, she realizes the woman isn't wearing any pants. She settles for pulling down her stockings.
Ha ha, Paula got you!
>>8296634
Octopus is pretty good! Ever had one, cutey?
>>8296680
Survival of the fittest, chumps. I'm out.
>>8296633
g-grimes?
>>8296680
>>8296606
This is a new one.
>>8296680
Two dogs and one very insane gentleman? And nothing of value was lost! Ahuhuhu~!
>>8296680
>>8296702
Out of what though? Was you in something? Are we in something right now?
>>8296680
Only you can start forest fires.
In other news, my cat keeps knocking shit off my desk. What do?
>>8296741
These events are awesome
>>8296741
stuff him in a drawer
>>8296751
where do people find the events?
>>8296741
I've never felt better.
>>8296741
Some of the tributes don't appreciate this magic shit. I guess it makes sense for Suz after what Rika did to her, that bloody bastard.
Some tributes develop narcissm. The ways in which it works range greatly.
>>8296751
Not as awesome as you anon
>>8296674
Right, of course! You've got a job that needs to be done after all. There's no reason to keep dilly dallying!
>without further ado, Amami and Leo keep on walking until they eventually get surrounded by a dense, spooky fog.
Careful, Leo. Like I've said before, there are a good bit of traps around here. Don't get yourself killed all because you stepped in the wrong spot.
>>8296680
How nice of you to abandon yout team in the middle of a life and death battle..
>>8296738
You could be in a stagnant otherwordly ghost realm for all I care.
>>8296741
No this is totally normal for redheads. Trust me.
>>8296798
I...I don't know how to feel about this, though some here most definitely would enjoy seeing this spectacle.
>>8296772
They write them
>>8296606
Get out of my sight! Hahaha!
>>8296680
Boy, could I ever use it.
>>8296701
>She sighs a bit, and rolls her eyes.
Called it. I don't like being touched...by MOST people. And sure, why not? Lemme guess, related to Kaito?
>>8296741
Well, shit, are you enjoying that?
>>8296798
I'm gonna kill him. I just am.
>>8296706
That really you, Grimes? Come here, bring it in buddy.
>>8296798
There's an angel watching over this demon. Some tributes go without dinner tonight. I broke an event.
>>8296798
Anti-magic huh, guess that'd make my artes obsolete.
>>8296804
I thought you would have been man enough to save them. Looks like I was wrong. Silly me.
>>8296828
Don't you mean you'll have to kill the both of us, seeing as how you also have a hatred for me~?
>>8296846
I know this isn't how to properly thank you for giving me your spot that one time, but...thanks.
>>8296799
>>8296674
>As the two venture into the fog with no knowledge of what's to come, faint footsteps can be heard. The footsteps grow louder with each passing second until they become almost deafening.
>Suddenly the footsteps come to a halt only to have the following silence filled by a faint laughter and what sounds to be like...cards being shuffled?
>>8296846
>reloads save before troll cuddling happens
>>8296798
>>8296846
Yeah, I'm not doing that. A girl can only handle so many cheap magic tricks before snapping.
>>8296799
>Leo kneels and examines the ground for minutes
Hold on...It seems that the local wildlife has adapted and knows how to manuver pass these traps.
Come let's follow the prints, they look small and rodent like so we shouldn't worry about a predator.
Stay close to the ground.
>>8296818
That would be so creepy. Like really creepy! But very fun! Creepy things always are!
>>8296828
Mm hmm, mm hmmm! If Kaito comes by and Paula misses him again, give him a big kiss and tell him it's from me! And a third thing. Can Paula play with your toy?
>Congrats to whoever wins and thanks for hosting, heading out for tonight myself. 'Night guys.
>>8296846
I must admit, I've no idea how to perfectly cook meat. I'm more well-versed in desserts and pastries.
>>8296846
*teleports behind you*
Also, you gotta use your magic. Too much mana builds up in ya, ya done for.
>>8296858
It's not so easy when you have to keep an eye on such a huge amount of girls, and a big slow thing... That's a two men job, if you had stayed with us it would have been a perfect victory.
>>8296910
Oh, of course, dearie! Just give me the tools and I'll get on it immediately!
>>8296818
>>8296893
Otherworldly, even. I think the idiocy is starting to rub off on me.
What does it matter if it's fun or not? You're dead.
>>8296910
Great, now I'm dead too. I wonder when the maddening concept of eternity sets in.
>>8296910
Rika and anxiety go hand-in-hand already, the spirit wasn't really necessary.
>>8296884
>>8296891
I'm not sure getting close to the ground is going to work...
>Amami stands still, waiting for the noise to get close before freaking out
Leo...maybe you should keep going on ahead.
>Amami takes the map out and taps it on Leo's back
Take this and get yourself out of here. Whatever's coming towards us will have to deal with me before it gets the chance to end you.
I wish someone would send you all off to the shadow realm.
>>8296952
I have failed again. Hopefully my leader fairs better.
>>8296877
It really isn't. Just give them hell kid.
>>8296952
Erm...thank you, I suppose.
>>8296910
>continuously teleports behind the blond girl
I can keep this up forever, you know.
>>8296932
We weren't with any girls. You had to men to look after. Where are you finding these girls to look at anyway? There were none around us.
>>8296952
All the teleporting had you tired, huh~?
>>8296970
>sends you and only you to the shadow realm
>>8296970
Too bad, for I summon
Ultra
Mega
Chicken
>>8296952
You know that flame shirt Guy Fieri wears? Imagine that, but on a robe instead. Fuckin' sweet dude
>>8296975
hehe no u
>>8296895
Paul will be waiting for yo to come back. Byeeeee!
>>8296945
Because fun matters! No fun at all can make you a dull girl. Besiiiiiiiides....
>She quickly glomps the disgruntled red head into a big hug.
You lost too! Now we can have fun!
>>8297000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miomuSGoPzI
>>8296976
I'm trying the best I can, but I think you're expecting a little too much from me. I'm nothing more than a survivalist. Even in a place like this, my skills are completely useless.
>>8297009
I'm fine with eating whatever fruit I find.
>>8296884
>>8296961
Hmph, It's not surprising that some sort of madman would choose to reside here.
>Leo takes a defensive stance.
But I'm not leaving you.
>>8297009
I'm sorry, but what do you mean by that?
>>8297009
>>8297031
I responded to the wrong guy with the "hehe no u," that was meant to go to the shadow realm anon.
Uhh, Cupid makes two tributes fall in love and Suz is fucked even if she wins the game. Hell yeah
>>8297009
>Arm after arm after arm goes sailing into the bush.
>>8297000
*BAWKS*
>>8297052
That's a big cock.
>>8297012
https://youtu.be/GV07YSuKNk4
>>8297043
Dragon mouth
>>8296989
Are you blind?... Well, I can't blame you for not noticing, since you were too busy running away, but most of the people you left behind were a bunch of red haired girls....
>>8296961
>>8297026
>The fog grows thicker almost to the point where it ensnares the two adventurers into it's grasp.
>there was nowhere to run and nowhere to hide, their fate was sealed before them as they were at the total mercy of whatever or whoever stood within their path
>the mysterious figure erupts from the fog, a true opponent has appeared in the form of a cape and a tacky hat found in a dollar store
>wielding her mighty plastic wand she gives a courteous bow followed by her introduction
WELCOOOME! My name is Tejina and let me welcome both of you to the world of magic! I shall be your source of grandeur, high quality entertainment for the evening! Now just sit back and be amazed as I introduce you to the wonderful and exciting world of magic showcased by yours truly!
>>8296893
Called it again. And, uh, you know I can't kiss him...but I can tell.
...What toy!?
>>8296858
Not a hatred, just an extreme disdain. You bother me.
>>8296846
>>8296896
I'd say something about humans being carnivores in comparison, but I'm only really good at making sandwiches and rice.
...Still should've let me handle it.
>>8296910
...Uuuuh. Huh.
>She warps back out.
>>8296952
Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!
>>8297010
>she stiffens up, not being used to all this physical contact, let alone from a complete stranger
Just what do you think you're doing? Ever heard of personal space, Strawberry Shortcake?
>>8297076
Imma firin' mah lazor
An absolute banger that line
>>8297000
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEGymfKWXt0
>>8297095
You all elected me to cook. You should have spoken up, dearie.
>>8297108
...
Screw you, Mai.
>>8297128
Oi! I don't have any memory of that!
>>8297108
Meteors, lightning and some "firebals" kill two tributes while another has their flesh peel off.
>>8297135
But we did, dearie! How else did I end up in the position?
>>8297137
Death has come
Remove monsters
>>8297026
There's no use in us coming here if you're going to die before you reach the exit. Just take the map and go. Don't worry about me. I'm sure I'll meet up with you eventually. Please, whatever you do, don't-
>Amami is once again cut off by the sudden interruption that >>8297089 makes. His hopes that it would've been something threatening fades as he eyes up the rather robust figure standing before them
...Who are you supposed to be, and why are you hanging around these parts? Isn't this supposed to be dangerous?
>>8297079
I don't believe so. I think you're getting your story mixed up. There are no red-haired girls here, and they certainly wouldn't be with us knowing there's a creep in our group. In case you don't understand, you're the creep.
>>8297095
Wooow! Why the sudden change of heart, Ms. Rika? is it because I...>>8297108
>Amami finishes the job and slays the beast right before her eyes
Saved you?
>>8297089
>Leo drops her stance, completely bewildered
Uh...what? Is this some kind of mirage or trick? Listen lady, we're kinda in the middle of something and this place is full of traps!
>>8297154
Thanks for playing. Any criticsms on the code or we all good in the hood?
>>8297095
Thank you, thank you Rika! Paula can't thank you enough! You know! That giant toy that you work on! She always had fun with the smaller one. Just think of how fun the big thing would be!
>>8297106
>With a childish giggle, she puts her down and offers a huge smile.
Paula is hugging you silly! Sometimes she just gets so excited and forgets. So what are we going to do, new friend?
>>8297155
Remove bishops
>>8297180
A real shame, but I ended in the top half at least. Thanks for hosting.
>>8297154
Congratulations, dearie!
>>8297180
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>I dig it. Good shit.
>>8297155
Pardon, dearie? Is there a problem?
>>8297180
>Last place
Damn.
>>8297137
Black hood...I should have known that meant death as soon as I met her. Same with the odd looking pups over there...
>>8297154
Congrats on surviving, and thank you for hosting.
>>8297180
Congrats the winner.
Thanks for the game,host.
Really hope I see you more,that was a fun game
>>8297155
>>8297187
Remove exorcist?
>>8297180
Fuck leaves
>>8297155
>>8297187
>>8297201
Remove shrine maidens.
>>8297137
Huh. So this was the inverse of what Sabitsuki had to deal with.
...This hurts so much I can't even scream. Wow.
>>8297149
You probably volunteered, really. Whatever, if I'm hungry I'll just make a grilled cheese.
>>8297164
No. No it's not. You still creep the hell out of me, alright? Is that hard to understand?
>>8297182
Uh...oh. Wait a minute. You're talking about my tanks aren't you, goddammit!?
>>8297154
Weeeirdos. Congrats anyhow. And thanks for the show.
>>8297180
I like it.
>>8297180
That was so much fun! Paula wishes she lasted longer! Paula thanks you for hosting and congrat the winner!
>Nothing to say here. I liked all I saw. Good luck with it.
>>8297155
Remove weaklings.
>>8297201
No, remove Zodiac!
>>8297164
>>8297165
>Tejina never thought she'd get this far, her mind raced to figure out some solution to this fated encounter but the only thing she could think of was the growing pain in her stomach...She knew what was coming and it was quickly approaching
>Cupping a hand over her mouth she quickly scrambles around to try to find a nearby trash bin but it would appear that the dense fog had no such thing so she did the next best thing; she emptied the contents of her stomach onto the ground right in front of her, bits of bile splattering onto their shoes.
S-Sorry about, my name is Tejina and I have terrible stage freight. Now for my first trick we are going to start of with something small!
>With a flick of the wrist Tejina "magically" conjures a deck of cards
I want both of you to pick a card, any card!
>>8297164
I won't deny that that's partially true, but I am not a liar and I am not crazy, I know what I saw, and maybe if you had bothered looking back while you were letting us to suffer our demise, you'd have seen what I saw too.
>>8297213
Rika! You're cursing in a bad way! Did Paula cross a line she shouldn't? Please don't punish me! I didn't know!
>>8297241
>kissu hubbu
>>8297240
>boop
>>8297180
>congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8297190
>>8297192
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>>8297200
>>8297213
>>8297219
>>8297256
Thanks again everybody.
>>8297197
owned
>>8297209
Couldn't have said it better myself
>toasts to that. Make sure you don't go insane though
I'm gonna do another one based on a giant hotel. There are floors filled with monkeys, a disco floor, a beach yadda yadda. Should be done sometime in April
>>8297180
Thanks for hosting.
>>8297182
>she dusts herself off and crosses her arms
You could use some self-control, if you ask me.
And...friend? Don't you think that's a bit of an overstatement? We literally just met.
>>8297213
A mere grilled cheese? Surely you have a more refined palette than that, dearie.
>>8297263
>That sounds dope as fuck. Good luck.
>>8297263
I hate your goblet.
Alot
>>8297240
>Her boots were already dirty with mud and grime, so she didn't mind much. What did bother her is what a magician is doing here, and her suspensions lead her to believe that the girl was a highwaymen. Still she'll play along.
Alright.
>Leo randomly selects a card
Now what?
>>8297252
>jumps out of the kissu's way
You stop that! Don't try to do that infront of everyone!
>>8297263
Sounds rad! Paula needed to go to a hotel for the longest time! Good luck!
>>8297267
Sorry! Paula has something like that somewhere in her room. Paula thought so but you gave her a nickname! Only the bestest of friends do that! So what do you want to do together, fire flake?
>>8297220
I can get along with this!
>>8297213
What's hard to understand is, why did you let yourself get caught by the ice demon?
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>>8297305
>Amami watches as Leo actually does what the magician says.
Are...you sure about this? Don't you think this is a little...weird? What if she's buying time for someone to come by and kill us?
>>8297241
Why would I look back just for girls? I'm not going to let them be the death of me. Unlike you, I would rather win and survive than eye up girls that I might not even like.
>>8297306
sorru ;c
>>8297309
I was making fun of you, I thought you'd catch on to that but I guess I overestimated you.
And don't call me that, my name is Kim.
>>8297337
Then I guess I'll just have to beat them to black and blue and force them to tell us how to get out of here. Besides the sooner I play along the sooner she may leave.
Next game when?
>>8297386
Tomorrow
>>8297337
It's not just about eyeing them up, it's about helping and saving them if they need you, the chance at cheking them out is nothing but a little bonus.
>>8297340
I can't forgive you now, you tried to do something really bad...
>>8297386
I dunno
>>8297390
But it's already tomorrow!
>>8297305
>>8297337
You two are being a wonderful a-audience so far! I'll just quickly take those-
>Moving at speeds too fast for the human eye to follow she quickly swipes the cards from the two heroes followed by a quick and graceful twirl.
>Unbeknownst to the two as she was in mid twirl she quickly unsheathed her handy pocket sharpie to mark the back of their cards with a tiny dot before shuffling the deck of cards and facing the two once again
>whether or not they seen this slight of hand they continue to watch anyway
I will now pick out the two cards that you two picked from this deck! Now watch in amazement as I, the great Tejina-senpai showcase my skills!
>>8297386
I could host but I don't know how many people are here.
Wake up lurkers.
>>8297386
>If I absolutely have to, I will. I got shit to do right now, though.
>>8297408
>Hey what's up hello.
>>8297247
I'm right, aren't I!? And I curse a lot anyhow. My machines aren't toys, alright?
>>8297274
I swear like a sailor, am the size of a prepubescent, and work with my hands on machines? What part of me gave off a "refined" aura?
>>8297337
It was an old face that I recognized, and I got distracted! That's it!
>>8297396
Why did you spill Pepto-Bismol all over your body?
>>8297416
Please do, we're desperate.
>>8297360
Paula knows! Friends make fun of each other too! And go ahead, she has alot to make fun of!
>Her smile continues to be bright and beaming until she notices something.
Your eyes...
>>8297418
Paula's sorry! Please don't get out the drill! She hates that the most!
>>8297408
Most people on the east coast and EU are asleep.
Not entirely sure we should do a HG of all times
>>8297426
That's blood, Silly
>>8297408
Me is here
>>8297434
Are you a fucking alien or what? Blood isn't pink.
>>8297433
....
What? Drill? What??
>>8297408
I was already here
>>8297380
I don't know if beating her will do much good. She seems a little special. It might stir up some unneeded conflict if you bust open what looks to be a high school girl...
>>8297394
What's keeping them from saving themselves? If they're here then they must be decent fighters. I don't see any reason to jump to their rescue just because they have a chest.
>>8297406
...
Are you a profession? Are you getting paid to do this? You're making my head hurt, Tejina. Is this some plan to kill us?
>>8297455
We could make her bleed to find out.
>>8297418
You're a lady, dearie!
>>8297432
>Looks like that anon might.
>>8297408
: l
>>8297418
Was it your mother? You know Rika, she's kind of attractive. How come you didn't get your mother's looks?
>>8297433
...I do enjoy making fun of my friends. But it's just not the same when they want you to.
>she raises an eyebrow
What about them? If you're gonna say something about how dead they look, go ahead. I've heard them all.
>>8297406
Alright, let's see what you got.
>>8297477
Then you shouldn't worry about her attacking us right? Let's just see what happens next.
>>8297455
But it is.
>>8297480
Light pink hair means you're evil
get away fampai.
>trying to find a gif of Agrias doint lightning stab
>closest I can find
>had to go through tons of cringing artwork just for this
>fml
>>8297408
Paula's still here!
>>8297472
>She continues on, putting her fists to her head and closing her eyes.
Paula knows that she is junk and garbage and all of those words! Just keep calling her that instead of punishing her!
>>8297490
It's not that I want to but nobody stops so why stop you? Why are they so tired though? Eyes are the windows to our soul. Oh no! Did something happen to Kim?
>As Tejina quickly glances over the back of the cards as she reshuffles them it dawns on here that she is unable to find the tiny pinprick of sharpie on the back of the two cards within the deck
>Believing that she must have overlooked them she quickly skims over the cards once more while muttering to herself, her voice barely a whisper, forgetting that she was being watched by two sets of eyes
I could've sworn I...maybe I accidentally put them on the front of the cards...
>in her excitement to view the cards once more to make sure there wasn't a mistake her sweaty palms work against her as she quickly looses her grip on the deck of cards, sending them scattering everywhere amidst the fog
>Now she was truly panicking, her face flushed blood red and her eyes were glossed over with tears
NO WAIT I GOT THIS!
>She stumbles forward to try to capture the flying cards only to stumble and lose her grip and fall to her hands and knees.
>her hat rolls off her head, assortments of magic items pour out of her hat. Jacks, balls, cards, a stuffed ferret and some colored tissues
>She remains there motionless knee deep in her own magic equipment, speechless.
T-Tada?
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>>8297477
>tfw forget to quote