RWBY/RT Trash General #361: Best Girl Edition
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>2. Arguing about the thread isn't discussion.
>3. Atlas is literally the best kingdom
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>>8294474
You got the thread number wrong, is it harder to count with only one eye?
>>8294558
shut your mouth cinder did nothing wrong
How would adult Weiss look like?
>>8294594
not that
>>8294558
I did it on purpose i thought about keeping embedded and the wrong thread in also but Cinder's not that evil.
>>8294594
Like Winter
>>8294594
She'll look like Winter once she gets her breast implants
>>8294583
I would think getting disfigured by a 15 year old with flashlight eyes would qualify as something wrong, for Cinder at least. Naturally to the rest of the world, Cinder getting crippled is oh so right
>>8294642
>*improved Winter
>>8294666
I agree Satan.
>>8294594
>
>>8294660
I'd take that back if you know what's good for you.
*teleports behind you*
Or you'll have to deal with me...
>>8294778
But I don't want to deal with you Emerald, me and Cinder have that in common
>>8294794
DELET THIS
>>8294612
>I'm pretending to be retarded, lolz.
>>8295256
>one of these things is not like the other
>>8295256
Is that Mojo's
And also, even after all the memes, they still went through with the Pyrrha plushie?
>>8295485
Yup, he bought two of them actually. :(
>>8295529
pretty sure the second one was for someone else but yeah, they did spend over 50 dollars on that shit
Hey, did someone hot glue any Weiss or Cinder figures yet?
>>8295129
>Being this mad over a number
I'll do better next time just for you
>>8295564
someone came on a ruby chibi figure, posted about it yesterday I think
>>8294761
2Bae4me
>>8295830
Her chest was no where near that big.
>>8295840
Anon, if there's one thing you should learn to let go of in fanart, it's chest size. People will almost always make them bigger
>>8295918
Even Jaune's?
>>8295997
ESPECIALLY
>>8296018
I wanna squeeze jaunes bara tits
>>8294583
She's right, you know...
>>8295830
She's about to get Qrow's pecker.
>>8296596
More like Tyrian's stinger
>>8296596
qrow can enjoy her creampie after scorp is finishing stuffing her
>>8296570
Yes because training two street youths into becoming terrorists, giving money to Remnant-ISIS, freeing a criminal known to violently resist arrest and employing his partner are clearly heroic actions.
>>8296672
I think this is the first time someone actually took that bait
>>8296672
you mean saving two street youths giving them purpose against a system that recruits young boys and girls to fight their wars as human weapons
sounds pretty heroic to me
>>8296753
Certainly the first I've seen.
>>8296753
I'm just bored.
We can only play so much dub games.
>>8296795
The other hole is for Tyrian's penis.
The Quck gets nothing
>>8296827
>he can still use her mouth
>>8296769
By also turning them into human weapons so they can fight on their side and siccing them on one of the most powerful beings in existence.
Nice going there Cinder, real paragon of Remnant right there
>>8295830
https://e-hentai.org/g/941313/79b7c6cce2/
>>8297844
https://e-hentai.org/g/797399/898e779242/
>>8297977
What if your waifu had a really degenerate fetish
>>8298004
i'd ask where the art/stories of her performing the degenerate fetish are
>>8298004
>Someone on dA came out to their family that they have an anal vore fetish
I know this is the internet but holy shit
Also, I'd drop that bitch because I'm not tossing any salad or getting dicks in my bum
>Arkos
>>8298070
>Exvnir
I didn't know she still made RWBY shit
>>8298070
Oh god, yes perfect
>>8298070
need one of emerald and cinder
I want to comfort RWBYg when they're sad!
>>8298144
RWBYg is always sad
>>8298152
>>8298144
>>8298144
>>8298152
I want to drink, but I'm afraid I'll become an alcoholic
>>8298590
You will. Don't do it.
>>8298590
is RWBY Chibi a good enough reason for us to go back to /co/?
>>8298713
Nah
>>8298713
Haha
no
>>8298713
7 min episodes can't hold a thread long enough to not turn into a normal rwby thread so no same thing with camp camp, rvb, sex flop, and any other RT related program
What if Weiss wanted to humiliate you by making you fuck her armpit?
>>8298824
that seems too nice and more humiliating for her to have to deal with that
>>8298824
Can she give me a thigh job next?
>>8298894
How about you give Jaune a thighjob?
>>8298070
fuccin saved
>>8298070
I think if Pyrrha actually said something like that she might have been able to escape the sister zone Jaune put her in.
>>8298824
>"Aren't I supposed to not enjoy a humiliation, dear?"
>>8298824
>Weiss
>Doing that
>Instead of forcing you to be Jaune's 'Weiss'
>>8299029
Someone post the copypasta
>>8299029
>Anon confesses to Weiss
>Being a beta bitch Weiss is not at all interested but sees a bit of a chance to fuck with Jaune.
>Tells Anon he might have a chance of getting with her if he dresses up like a girl and messes with Jaune in a dark room
>Is a bit disgusted when days later Jaune shows off his 'girlfriend'
>>8299054
>Jaune treats Anon better than Weiss
>Anon and Jaune go on dates and handholding
>Weiss sees all of this
>Weiss gets jealous
>>8299054
>Turn full trap for Jaune
>be a better 'Weiss' to him than Weiss ever could dream to be
How would she fare in remnant
>>8299054
So as a joke, I went to Jaune's dorm while wearing a white wig and Weiss' uniform. I could barely stop my laughter as he went as red as a tomato and looked at me from head to toe with a bit of drool in his mouth. The way he stared made me feel a bit funny too, but I decided to tease him more by taking off my clothes. He asked me, "Are you serious?" and I said, "Yup."
He went silent for what seemed like forever, so I asked him, "What's the matter?" He said he's confused, but then his boner got really hard, which made me take off his clothes. I expected him to scream, "Stop!" as I kissed him and stroked his cock, but he instead shouted, "Oh God, Weiss!" which made me get a boner myself. Before I knew it, I was blowing him for the first time till he came.
His semen was so thick, it got stuck inside my throat no matter how hard I swallowed. He then said, "I want to fuck you now!" and seeing that we've already gone that far and we were both naked, I obliged. A few hours later, the jerk went all pale and said to me, "Why did we do that? Now I'm totally gay." But he looked so cute all confused like that, so I took pity on him and reassured while wiping his cum off my face, "Let's just pretend I'm still Weiss."
Pic related. It's me dressed as Weiss.
If RWBY was Fallout New Vegas, who would be the Courier?
>>8300197
reese
her hoverboard would ensure every delivery was a success!
expect for the one where she needs to get shot in the head to start the plot
>>8300214
>expect for the one where she needs to get shot in the head to start the plot
Reese's aura would save her
>>8300254
chandler might have an anti-aura gun though
>>8300254
cute reese cosplay by the way
>>8300254
And that's how she survives getting shot by Roman.
Then she gets saved by Velvet, and her companions are the rest of ABRN.
Then Reese must decide whether to help save Vale by allying with Ironwood and making Vale an Atlas vassal, destroy it by allying with Salem, take a third option by helping the RWBY team and Ozpin, or take a fourth option and let Vale be destroyed and Reese rebuilding it into her own image.
Give me your blood Anon
>>8300305
> or take a fourth option and let Vale be destroyed and Reese rebuilding it into her own image
That sounds unsettling. Will she just make it into a huge hoverboard park?
>>8300335
Sure, just a bit though.
RWBYg would be so much better if Jaunefags and self-insertfags left and never came back.
>>8300426
Jaunefags AND self-insertfags? But anon, those are the same thing! Haha!
>>8300432
They are but I'm covering my bases against Jaunefags who don't think they're self-insertfags.
>>8300570
Pollination foursome fanart.
>>8300575
Nah, it's clearly a comic of Ruby using everyone else's weapons as sex toys
>>8300675
Good morning Anon, don't shirk your responsibilities today!
>>8300675
>German artillery observers searching for targets during the Invasion of Normandy
>>8300721
I- I won't, Kali! I shall prioritise my Swiss Cheese Model report over any and all vidya and mangos!
>>8300779
>Swiss Cheese Model report
>>8300790
Yeah, the Swiss Cheese Model of accidents, theorising that accidents are usually caused by an interplay between pre-existing factors and active ones.
>>8300859
I want to have Ruby as a daughter
>>8300871
A man can dream
>>8300881
Who's Ruby's favorite RvB? Who's Church's favorite RWBY?
>>8300896
>Kimball
>Taiyang
BEST SHIP
>>8301396
>Best ship
In what plane of existence
>>8300994
>she couldn't beat the cock
I think Shonomi found out that he can't draw knees very well
>>8301779
To that one guy who offered to critique my character design ; I'm still up for it. Just tell me your first impressions.
I want to be Salem's pet
>>8301808
Are you that one guy who had the weapon design that was a broadsword that doubled up as a claymore?
>>8301810
What if Cinder was their child
>>8301880
>if
>>8298081
Exvnir is a girl?
>>8302146
Oh, I'm thinking of vnixxir, she has a YT channel that does some PayDay2 and some Warframe,
Exvnir is a dude
>>8302222
He's also a 'straya cunt
>>8301842
No. I posted this.
>>8302253
Have you sent it to rwby/gt yet? They got most of the drawfags and I don't know anything about character design.
The colors are nice though, hair reminds me a bit of Haman Karn
>>8302295
I am one of the drawfags from the other thread. Problem is that threads are on life support. No one posts anymore.
>>8302295
>Haman Karn
Huh, makes me wanna do a full GNDM team.
>>8302311
i dunno, gg
What's that one wiki where people can post their RWBY OC's? Try that place
>>8302362
I'd like to believe I'm not quite that autistic yet. Or were you taking a stab at me by implying that?
>>8302387
I was being serious about going to that place, because I don't know where else you'd get advice on design, unless you go to another board on 4chan or dA.
How is this ship named ?
>>8302517
Neglect.
>>8302517
Making Up and Making Out
>>8302253
Why the fuck would she wear most of that is the first question,
What's the internal logic of possibly choking herself unconscious everytime she lifts her right arm.
How would he fare on Remnant ?
>>8303132
about 12 hours
>>8303132
He'd probably wreck, nigh immortality plus THE WORLD is a nasty combo.
>>8302253
How would it not take an hour/hours for her to put on those belts every day?
>>8302696
I bet Weiss is jealous of her abs
>>8303515
>Weiss
>Jealous of something as vulgar and mannish as abbs
>>8303527
>
>>8303543
>Weiss in canon is a dainty midget who is all about being classy
>Posting fanart as proof.
>>8303527
>Wants to show her daddy that she's strong and independent
If nothing else she could just be confused about her sexuality because there are sexy abs on a woman. Maybe she finds the androgyny of it kind of hot and wonders if abs would look good on herself.
>>8303527
>It's not like I'm *jealous* or anything....
>>8303584
>If nothing else she could just be confused about her sexuality because there are sexy abs on a woman. Maybe she finds the androgyny of it kind of hot and wonders if abs would look good on herself.
Neptune.
>>8303616
People really just want to do their best to forget that Weiss's type is brown pretty boys.
>>8303543
>Waist is that thin and her abbs are that pronounced
So she's one good hit to the stomach away from vomiting.
>>8303616
>what is bisexuality
>>8303657
If there was good art of Weiss with abs I'd post that instead.
>>8303639
just fuck my shit up, I don't want it
>>8303662
Something that Weiss has never hinted at and seems not at all interested in.
>>8303639
>Rebellious teenage white girl likes brown pretty boy
No seriously how the fuck did no one see that coming.
>>8303691
nothing proves it, nothing directly goes against it, it is never brought up, so people can have as much fun as they want you soggy cunt
>>8303710
So even though Weiss at no point has never given a second thought to the female form and has only shown sexuality when it involves the dick, it means that she can still totally be bisexual?
She be straight.
>>8303710
>as they want you soggy cunt
>Someone points out facts
>Call them a cunt.
>>8303743
Nothing in canon makes it out to be that she doesnt like the female form, nothing denies it, it's a massive gray area
I'm not saying any of this is canon, I am saying people are free to have fun with fucking headcanons and bisexuality is a totally valid choice for keeping in canon lines with her attraction to Neptune but exploring if she had a crush on a girl
Repeat, I am not saying any of this is canon
Just let people have fun
>>8303789
Why are you reacting this badly to this?
>>8303799
Because you were being a cunt about something you didnt need to be a cunt about
>>8303789
>Shut up you fucking killjoy
>>8303832
>>8303766
>Weiss never ate chocolate on screen
>Implying that means she doesn't like chocolate
>>8303657
Nah, Aura
>>8303953
>>8303953
>how are you not getting my clear reasoning given with just a single reaction image and no actual response
Oh my god you're fucking retarded.
Why would you after missing the goddamn point of those context ridden posts not only admit up to it but try to make it look like the fault of the other guy?
>>8301779
>>8301785
>Completely hides the knees
Someone had to of called out their shield-knees
>>8303993
Why would I not admit to reading it wrong
a single reaction gif given with no context used against me, no given reasoning behind it, no shit it can be taken wrong
>>8303701
It's more than they just didn't want to admit it happened. Even if Weiss and Neptune never interact again and we're still posting in this shitheap years from now, people will still have Weiss being attracted to Neptune weighing down on their souls
>>8304060
At this point you're trolling right?
You can't be this combination of autistic and easily triggered?
>>8304085
Might as well end it here if you think every response is just me being triggered, not gonna get any better clearly, here's your (You)
>>8304075
>>8304075
Why?
Weiss falling for Neptune is quite possibly the most stereotypical rebellious rich girl thing imaginable.
Even Kerry's just plain bad attempts to make him look smooth and cool played into it because I've people with worse games and being more awkward shits get girls by being coco colored and the girls wanting to piss of their dads but not go full blown into it.
>>8304060
>a single reaction gif given with no context used against me, no given reasoning behind it, no shit it can be taken wrong
>Each reaction gif isn't pointing out the arguement but the response
>Singles out the specfic overreaction, calling the dude a cunt, calling him a fucking killjoy, telling the dude he's being a cunt for absolutely no reason.
>But I didn't understand.
In all seriousness did we legitimately get vistors from Tumblr?
White Knight true endgame!
>>8304129
Is Blake gonna help Jaune add some diversity to the Arc lineage?
>>8304120
M&K have an obsession about subverting expectations. They and Monty talk several times about how they wanted to present Weiss as a spoiled brat and Yang as a bimbo and then elaborate more on their personalities to turn that on its head.
I'm pretty sure they planned on doing something similar with Neptune who's playing up his cool factor to hide his insecurities, but then realized that giving any more screentime to irrelevant characters would be a phenomenally terrible idea. Hence why we got what we got.
>>8304163
>Muddying the pure bred
>>8304120
For one, their are a lot of people who want their waifus all for themselves, or want to ship them with a specific person. So they get upset by the idea of the waifu being attracted to someone who doesn't fit that image of who they think she should be attracted to
>>8304196
Just think of that sweet night vision with ARC Aura reserves!
>>8304196
Jaunes not that bad of a choice for a pure bred like Blake
>>8304196
Jaune is the decedent of the last Vale King, who banged the Cow faunus Queen of Vacuo.
>>8304220
Aye, that's me, I don't want my waifu shipped with anyone
>>8304163
gonna be a generation of knight/ninja kittens with great aura
>>8304196
>>8304305
Filename should be "Improving Race Relations".
>>8304256
The Cow was just a mistress. Neptune is the bastard branch, Jaune is pure.
>>8304318
>Pure
>>8304363
PURE
>>8304386
>Pure
>>8304318
>Jaune is pure.
Jaune whores himself to rich shotas for money.
>>8304425
>Coming from the filthy whore who can't even choose one flavor
>>8304462
Whitley is paying for Jaune's fucking education.
The least Jaune can do is give him a dicking once in a while.
>>8304493
She's an expert on the subject, clearly she's best fit for calling out sluts.
>>8304506
>Whitley is Jaune's sugar daddy.
Hot.
>>8304425
>Pure
>>8304318
The Cow? Do you mean Great Cow?
Would you marry a faunus girl, Anons?
>>8304773
yes
>>8304773
Faunus girl or boy, sure.
>>8304624
Does Whitley know about Jaune's crush on Weiss?
>>8304773
Faunus don't understand marriage
>>8304807
Probably not, though he is probably curious of Jaunes obsession over his white hair, flat chest and long legs specifically
>>8304819
Then take some as mistresses and/or lovers?
What if Misa became the new President of South Korea?
>>8304773
Yea, absolutely
>>8304886
>National Cinder Appreciation Day will go into effect immediately
>>8304834
Why wouldn't I just get a human instead? Less drama, more attractive, and humans have bigger tits.
END GAME
>>8304915
Whitley x Jaune endgame.
>>8304915
Who's defacing Jaune's picture?
>>8304947
Weissfags.
>>8304915
We all know Jaune x Willow x Kali x Raven is end game.
>>8304947
It's the Weissfags.
>>8304975
the ship equivalent of vomiting inside your mouth and having to swallow it
>>8304915
>>8304915
Whitley full trap and Jaune?
>>8305009
The point is is would piss off most viewers.
>>8305026
>Whitley full trap
What if Adam got fat ?
>>8305062
Neon would bully him
>>8305068
>Neon single handedly stops the white fang terrorists through expert bullying
>>8305090
Somewhere, far away, Cardin wakes up with a confused erection.
>>8305062
He'd become even stronger as all Japanese martial artists do when they get old and fat.
How does Remnant prevent population decline when it seems their women are encouraged to have careers?
>>8305160
encourage house husbands
>>8305160
As long as Tai lives Remnant population will never decline
>>8305160
Because the men aren't pussies.
Tai managed to fuck two chicks and for as much shit as Jaune gets, he immediately tried to get Weiss on his dick and when he was made aware Pyrrha wanted his dick almost made it happen in fucking five minutes.
>>8305129
good times
What if Vacuo just went away?
>>8305418
but I wanna see vacuo
>>8305160
Why would it experience population decline? The kingdoms are pretty safe.
>>8305160
Aura dumbass.
Huntresses probably don't even need maternity leave till after they give birth.
>>8305736
need monkey boy
>>8306065
>>8305160
>aww, the child on the left is so cute!
Why Pyrrha was such a fucking beta ?
>>8306417
Because the writers needed the relationship to not happen.
Alright, RWBYg, I want to play a game.
>>8306493
>>8306493
>>8306493
>>8306493
Mugi-chan for El Presidente!
>>8306493
>>8306493
>>8306493
Rube cult when?
>>8306493
>>8306699
Ah, a good, loyal soldier of the junta!
>>8306749
>>8306493
jesus this game is a mess
>>8306839
Get out...
>>8304075
Could be worst ships.
Someone on Reddit pointed it out, but despite everything that Sun and Yang do for her, does Blake actually do anything for them back? She really doesn't seem to put any effort into those relationships.
>>8306862
Nah
>>8306839
Yeah you mother feels the same about you
>>8304120
That would make for an interesting and reasonable basis for Weiss' attraction towards Neptune, but it was never actually presented in that way at all. Her rebellion towards her father was never brought up at all during her Neptune phase. And in volume 4, which was prime time for rebellion she totally rejected a similar looking brown boy because she didn't care for how he acted.
As hard as it may be to believe, we were probably meant to assume Weiss just liked Neptune for who he is back in volume 2
How would he fare in Remnant?
>>8306749
>>8306539
It's not that bad, still salvageable.
>>8306839
for once I agree
>>8306749
>>8306749
>>8307244
Neon confirmed for White Fang scum
>>8306749
>>8307244
Aaaaah, a filthy revolutionary!
Enjoy your free helicopter ride.
>>8307400
>>8307244
>I expected more from you...
>>8307422
ANNUUUUUUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
>>8307456
Why is Ironwood such a fuckup?
>>8307459
So far it's a slav squad
>>8307400
Rollan
>>8307506
Militaries are bad, peace is always the answer
>>8307633
>peace is always the answer
>>8307633
confirmed
>>8307459
>>8307244
>>8307459
>>8307922
>>8307459
>slavs...
>>8307967
shut it
>>8307967
Thankfuly Western europe is dying in a few years there will be nothing but an islamic caliphate
No slavs will come for rescue this time
>>8307459
>>8307459
>>8307967
Inshallah Rubes, things are changing in Eurobia, worry not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guPow94nE9M
>>8306839
>>8306906
Would Satania ever consider walking the path of explosions?
>>8307775
Did everyone die or something?
>>8309104
Yes
>>8309176
Camwhore Yang is best Yang
>>8309142
Thank goodness
>>8309411
disgusting
>>8309359
Fuck you
I'm alive and back bitches
>>8309784
A whole $15
>>8309411
>>8309500
>>8308599
>>8307922
>>8309784
I dunno about her show, but she had a nice day: http://nidoranduranwrites.tumblr.com/post/156015913791/short-on-cash-yang-decides-to-run-a-bang-a-yang
>>8309516
k
>>8309889
>>8309889
>>8309889
Rolling for El Presidente
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6zjiDjXqf0
>>8309958
Armpit sex?
>>8309849
And between the lube, scented candles, dildo, and batteries she bought for the show that leaves her 85 dollars in the hole
You know if you really can't think of anything even remotely RWBY related to talk about you could just go to some other thread instead of spamming the image limit dead.
>>8306417
She's a career athlete and some kind of national figure.
>>8310435
Implying there is anything worth else worth doing other than to randomly post things and or shit post as we wait for another disappointing volume on May.
>>8310365
You can subtract the dildo. A good one'll last you years
>>8310435
You know if you really care about the image limit in a trash thread you should go kill yourself because your concerns are pathetic
>>8310365
What if Emerald catches Neo wearing Cinder's dress?
>>8310684
Emerald would be too busy with her face pressed inside of cinders shoes inhaling her scent to care
>>8310840
>Stick your dick in Yang
>She orgasms
>Crushes your dick with her superstrength
>>8310840
Neo would probably indulge in emeralds lusr and give a nice foot to lick
>>8310921
You'd need to have an Aura and lots of it if you wanted to survive the snu-snu
>>8310976
Guess who has a lot of Aura.
>>8311030
Megumin
>>8311030
As a murderbug I think he has all the qualifications
>>8311030
Neptune of course
>>8310932
I bet Emerald would give anything to masturbate using Cinder's smelly feet
>>8311030
Ironwood.
>>8311030
>>8311067
>>8311030
I second this.
>>8311166
Suprising no one, the original leader of the White Fang is a White Fang...
>>8311263
What a twist
>>8311030
Dragonslayer best ship.
>>8311346
>>8311346
Has Jaune even talked to Yang?
>>8311409
Barely.
Is that supposed to stop anyone?
>>8311263
Rolling for best raifu
>>8311688
So what you're saying is we need to ship him with Nora?
>>8311705
Sure why not.
>>8311705
No. Jaune needs to talk more to Ren and Nora. A problem with JNPR in volume 1-3 was that it was mostly Pyrrha and Jaune, and Ren and Nora who talked with each other.
>>8311602
Reeeeeeeeeeeee, give me my trips Hiroyuki you fucking cuck!
>>8311985
No
what if you saw a black man sit next to ruby and she scoffed and got up and walked away
>>8311602
>''''Best''''
>>8311385
>Enter the Dragon
>>8312144
Those dubs should belong to Galil AR.
>>8312180
what if she flirted with him and went back home with him
>>8312254
Too bad