>>8293001
aw fuck.
>Akane Owari
>>8293039
I swear Yuno, if they fucking do it... I am gonna fucking flip shit.
Owain is playing the role of Etna in this piece.
All things considered, Aya still wished that she was off to the sidelines, taking pictues in peace. Idly slipping her mouth down the length of Etna's shaft as attempted her best at photographing the double ended action happening behind Etna with her one free hand. She pauses once more when she feels Metalica's lips pressing against her own, the both of them now kissing each end of Etna's shaft. Resigning herself, she closed her eyes and leaned further in, sharing the taste of cock with her new friend.
>>8293039
Sorry Junky, but I lied.
>>8293071
WHO YOU ROOTING FOR SENPAI?
Etna lets out a squeal of absolute delight as both of her holes are spread so deliciously by the the double ended dildo, the forcefulness of the sudden penetration easily being lost in the sudden powerful ejaculation that will soon follow. Her pussy hole first tightens around the dildo, trying to milk it from base to tip as if it was a cock as her orgasm roars through her body. Her tight asshole squeezes with a bit more intensity, causing the dildo to bend in the all too small hole of her inexperienced backdoor. Etna reaches up with her gloved hands and begins to roughly twist and pull at her nipples, her eyes rolling in their sockets as the mind numbing sensations push her over the edge. Etna suddenly lurches forward and hilts herself in Aya's throat as soon as she cums, heaping globs of her feminine dick milk splattering against the back of her throat. Etna can only speak in muttered gasps as an unnatural amount of cock seed spills from her cumslit.
"S-So much...Can't stop..."
Etna soon pulls her rock hard throbbing meat from the photographer's mouth, her moistened head pointing directly into the air as a visible ball of semen works up her urethra. The ensuing geyser of semen almost hits the ceiling before falling onto the floor lovers, splattering messily all over their bodies. Their hair, tits and and chests are soon dripping wet with Etna's voluminous orgasm, a snow white shower of her pent up lost practically painting them white. The sticky webbing of her sperm connects all of their bodies together, Etna's open mouth causing much of the semen that splattered across her face to land in her mouth. Instantly shutting her mouth she swallows her own spunk, a bulge appearing in her throat as it makes it way down to her stomach. Standing on shaky legs she presses her hands to both Metalica's and Aya's shoulders, giving them each a shaky smile. "I-I think that's a wrap...heheh...I'm going to be so sore tomorrow..."
Deidara will win
WARKEKS ON SUICIDE WATCH
GO AKATSUKI!
>>8293101
t. Freecucks
>>8293080
>When she feels Metalica's lips pressing against her own
>Ahri smiles brightly. Proud of herself and her stance, she can't help but giggle. Her tails flick about in excitement.
Even if we're defeated, I'll continue to enter! My kills will only rise! I shall leave none behind me, No quarter!
>She playfully punches his shoulder.
I Really like you. You're fun.
>>8293086
Thanks for avenging me, Cool Girl!
Caught off guard in the whole moment, A muffled yelp lets out from the crow as she suddenly finds her mouth stuffed with the entire length of Etna's cock, warm, gooey cum shooting straight down her throat. She drops her camera down to the floor, hurriedly reaching with both of her hands to grip the base of her shaft as she struggles to gulp down the flood of seed. As the demoness pulls out just as suddenly as she pushed in, Aya coughs up some of the cum deposited in her mouth, kneeling back to raggedly catch her breath. Haagh...jeez...we're gonna need a reshoot soon aren't we...
>>8293094
THE AKATSUKIIIIIIII
>>8293040
What?
>>8293031
Yeah, that guy. And I figured it'd be a hassle getting his stuff since he's a legend where you're from. Just don't wear yourself out looking for it. I was just wondering how well that was going for you.
>>8293126
I GOT GOOD NEWS
>>8293039
ARENA EVENT NUMBER 2
If you're thinking about choking up, now's a really comedic time to do it.
>>8293119
Cheating bitch!
>>8293008
Nooooo, my food!
>she starts crying
Why you do that? I used my money to buy that food, what i'm gonna eat now?
>>8293032
B-But no one has ever say anything about my body, they seem to respect me a lot to say nothing, except you because you m-mention it
>>8293119
Oh thanks, I like you too Ahri
>>8293101
>Implying suicide watch is going to stop anything.
mfw
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=d9DUqjNMZ60
>>8293039
Oops, oh well
>>8293137
AURA KILL THEM
KILL THEM BOTH
KILL THOSE FUCKING NINGENS
>>8293139
>I forgot to put the name of the replys
>>8293008 (akane)
>>8293032 (amami)
>>8293135
His kids' stuff, really. And hey, it's fine, it gives me something to do, you know? I've been thinking of recruiting a certain someone to help me, too.
>>8293119
>Owain exaggerates his hurt from the light punch, his love for theatrics clear in his faux hurt expression.
Ah! Your powers are too great for a mere swordsman such as I!
>Owain stands up normally and returns her smile, his emerald eyes filled with happiness.
I enjoy your company as well. This has been quite the experience.
>>8293139
uhhh
Dicks!
Dragons can eat dicks right? Probably.
>>8293147
>Implying Ahri didn't break double digit kills after 1 1/2 games, far outweighing theirs.
>tfw
>>8293137
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sC75aU47GRk
>>8293184
Now now coyot'.
>>8293184
My jinx worked :^)
>>8293184
...
FUCK
Why is hg letting erp fags in?
>>8293200
Skin it
>>8293179
>Akane saying dicks
>Akane swearing
Nice r-
No. I can't even ironically call this nice. Kill yourself!
>>8293205
SHIT
>>8293139
That doesn't mean I don't respect you. I'm simply pointing out my reasons for assuming you're a dragon. I respect you for the fact that you want to bring justice into this place. It's a very noble, if not a little naive, thing to do.
>>8293184
Please don't let Alexi's OC win...
>>8293183
Doesn't count for much if we can't gain any solid ground.
Something has to happen soon or they'll swallow up our smaller outposts with one man suckpoint entries.
>>8293210
Cause they're better at both RP and shitposting then HG are.
>>8293210
We aren't there's just no way to stop them
>>8293179
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! I DON-... what's a dick?
>>8293176
>Ahri grins.
I do hope you'll fight with us more in the future.
>She folds her arms across her stomach.
It really has, I'd hate for it to be the last.
>>8293211
But it did nothing wrong besides try and run me off. I'd sooner snap my whip on it to put it to sleep then skin it.
>>8293184
THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
THOT PATROL
VS
THE GREAT TOMB OF NAZARICK
ITS OVER
>>8293205
STOP YELLING AT ME!
>>8293171
Eh? Who?
We need hosts with balls to keep erp fags out of the games
>>8293210
Because literally no one cares except like two people who are salty because wahh outsiders
>>8293238
CONGRATULATIONS AURA BELLA FIORA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlotdBbCSwU
>>8293230
>whips out dick to show you
>>8293238
Coming through! Away with you imp!
>>8293223
>Cause they're better at both RP and shitposting then HG are.
>competition to see who can make the most greentext out of generic actions
>good
not even going to tell you how wrong you are about shitposting considering how pissy they get when we even poke their thread
>>8293238
YES
>>8293259
>pokes you
>>8293256
A U R A B O Y Z
>>8293213
huh? Nah.
You could always:
A: Ignore it!
2: Calm down!
3rd: Get outta here
Simple steps.
>>8293230
>>8293257
Oh.
>>8293256
No thot patrol...
Aw well,Congrats the winner.
Thanks for hosting,host.
>>8293256
Thanks for hosting even thought it was rigged at the end.
>>8293238
Placements, and thanks for hosting.
Point distribution in a sec.
>>8293273
>>8293276
Thank you both.
>>8293256
Thank you for the games as well.
>>8293256
I'm a little taken aback by your insane way of finishing the job, but nonetheless, congratulations on surviving!
Thank you so much for hosting this, Hostess!
>>8293259
I can tell you that HG's shitposting doesn't hold a candle to ERP's. It's because they're so pissy that they churn out more pure shit then HG.
>>8293221
They've only made it this far by being lucky. Even if they manage to take our outposts...
They claim to hunt a nine tailed fox, and yet don't dare face me. Me thinks they fear the object of their desire...
>She smirks and drapes her arms over Suz' shoulders, standing behind the soldier.
>The Kitsune gives Akatsuki a sardonic smile.
>>8293256
Congratulations!
>>8293234
>Owain shakes his head dismissively, his trademark grin plastered across his face.
Fear not! I will definitely participate in glorious combat once again. I'm sure we shall see each other at some point.
>Owain's eyes flick from side to side, before he reaches over and gently pets Ahri between the ears.
A-And with that I shall be off!
>Owain picks up his traveling pack as he prepares to leave.
>>8293256
>>8293288
What a ride this has been. Congratulations Bella.
Thanks for the game Yuno
>>8293288
Congrats and thanks for hosting
>>8293275
>mixing letters with numbers for listing
Fuck that's actually triggering me more than you butchering Akane worse than I did with Hiyoko
The fact that you manage to fuck up a character with virtually no personality makes it even worse.
>>8293290
>>8293288
>congratules and thanks host
If it prevents those pitiful ingrates of the Akatsuki from winning, I shall take it.
>Congratulations Aura. Thank you for hosting, Yuno.
>>8293304
>than
FTFY
>>8293304
that means they are worse at it
they can't do it without getting their feelings mixed in
they are the cows milked by others shitposts
>>8293288
Thank you for hosting, dearie.
>>8293299
>>8293306
>>8293308
>>8293311
>>8293316
>>8293318
>>8293319
Thank you all.
>>8293307
>Her eyes go wide, a look of immense confusion in them as she isn't sure how to react.
Don't be a stranger!
>She manages to wave before he leaves.
>>8293288
Thank you for hosting.
>>8293314
Nigga, it's just RP
calm.
>no personality
Wrong character, That's Ibuki, Silly.
>>8293306
Down but not out. We keep showing up in force and things are bound to change soon.
>>8293314
>Getting triggered by RP with some amount of effort
Hue. :^)
>>8293357
As soon as I can shake these western bounds I'll do better..
>>8293288
Thanks for hosting for us.
How come this faction stuff feels like a more encouraged CJ?
>>8293318
Yikes.
>>8293288
3 points to Great Tomb of Nazarick of winning. 1 more point to Great Tomb of Nazarick for having the most kills.
1 point to Guys bein Dudes for being the first to be eliminated.
I'll need a representative from both factions to decide what territory to take.
>Claimed pins must be adjacent to your own
>Eggman-kun pins cost 2
>Pins ontop of starts cost 3
>>8293241
Her name's Nazrin. Finding things, even the stupidly, impossibly rare stuff, is her whole thing. She even managed to find enough of the metal I needed to rebuild Sigma! With her around...if the things still exist, it's only a matter of time, hehehe.
>>8293238
>>8293288
Stone cold. Congrats, lady. And thanks for the show.
>>8293326
Shit is shit in the end, it doesn't matter who stirs the pot. The only that matters in a shitpost is the end result. And ERP is the king of shit. If you wanna argue that, by all means, go into the erp threads and ask their shitposters themselves.
>>8293369
Cause it is, but it's pitting CJ versus CJ so it's fun.
>>8293378
Could you name all the factions please?
>>8293389
Too bad I'm not in a cool group
>>8293385
>king of shit = king of shitposts
just off yourself nigger
>>8293389
>tfw you don't have an actual faction and no CJ v CJ
>>8293367
Don't go all 'Last Samurai' on me now. You'll get the hang of it soon. Warfare's changed in the modern age we've just gotta get you evolved around with it.
>>8293378
Great Tomb Of Nazarick will take all of what remains of HIVE territory.
All people that have no group should just form their own.
>>8293357
They brought this upon themselves. I do hope they remember that...
>Her grin bares teeth as she rubs her cheek against Suz before slowly drawing away.
>Clearly the rivalry is getting to her.
>>8293419
Same.
>>8293351
man i'm a sperg, you know me.
ibuki has some personality and would've been nice to see survive, but nope akane survives even though she's a remorseless cunt that didn't spare a thought for nidai before he got deva'd.
I AM ANGERY
>>8293366
>implying there's effort in it
I AM ANGERY
>>8293407
What the fuck is your definition of shitpost then nigger. Because we're arguing about a made up word made by faggots on the internet that don't hold any meaning in any place that isn't populated by autists.
>>8293378
ontop of stars*
>>8293396
See image
The eliminated faction is Magic Underpants of the Immortal Tsundere
>>8293383
Well, tell her I said thanks for helping out with this whole thing. Anyway, I have to get going, see you next time, Rika.
>>8293427
>Could have taken 2 of eggman-kun's territories.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>>8293441
Could we have the 'Eliminated' stamp larger so it stands out more?
>>8293421
I probably just need to work on getting my Forms down. Once that comes through I'm sure I'll be doing mighty fine.
>>8293440
a shitpost is a post purposefully made worthless for the purpose of reaction
ERP is just shit without even trying to be, it's the default state of those reddit tier faggots
>>8293441
WE MAY HAVE LOST OUR LAND BUT WE HAVE NOT LOST OUR COUNTRY
VIVA LA NATION!!
>>8293441
>tfw just noticed tiny terrors
>>8293215
Then why did just mention it?
>>8293275
What?
>late replys because dealing with a roommate is hard
>>8293456
Eliminating an opposing factions in one swoop. I had two factions I could choose to eliminate. I chose the one that seemed more like a threat.
>>8293437
Shut the fuck up Yukine
HIVE IS NOT ALIVE
>>8293480
Fuck off
>>8293480
my pass is 2016
>>8293378
I, Reigen Arataka, shall represent once more.
We will take the closest Warriors of the Soul land.
>>8293439
No, I don't know you.
I don't usually go on /trash/ hg
Ibuki was boring and weeb bait
like chiaki
What kind of drugs are you on and are you selling it for cheap, friend?
>>8293461
Learn the dynamic of a six shooter. Most handgunners count on the first shot to put their targets down. If you can close the distance you can catch em by surprise
>>8293464
Nice using terms that don't even make any sense in context just because you want to use le cool 4chan lingo. Reddit is the exact opposite of the autists on erp.
I seem to have just missed a game. How unfortunate...
>>8293455
I'll be sure to. Damn shame, see you around, Beryl.
>>8293482
This is...extremely depressing.
>>8293513
I'll host when I get home. But my game will just kill the thread again
>>8293473
...
I don't have to answer your questions. Let's just say I've got a feeling in my gut that usually proves to be right.
>>8293476
You're extremely malicious. I almost feel like I should have joined your faction instead.
Buying land.
>MUotIT
I want to fuck _____
>>8293508
If I get my speed and angle down I'm sure I'll cut them down. The one form I can't forget is zero, it's one of the easiest to land if I can close the distance.
>>8293516
That idiot cost us everything.
>>8293441
Next battle my blade shall sing the death call that shall rend all foes asunder...Once I take a nice nap!
>>8293513
(Is that Agrias?)
>>8293525
A game
>>8293525
Serval for breeding purposes
>>8293525
Your hot mom
>>8293525
Muffet
>>8293521
Shut the fuck up fat bastard
I'll kissu post you into oblivion
>tfw in a faction but hardly anyone in it
>>8293525
The HIVE
oh wait the great tomb already did SHIT
>>8293457
Will do.
>>8293427
>>8293499
AHHHHHHH
>>8293525
Nikki Cross and Alexa Bliss
>>8293525
You, Anon.
>>8293538
You have to wait until she's in heat
But same
>>8293523
Ok...?
>>8293534
Yes it is.
>>8293525
My sister
>>8293504
Oh. Fugg I'm being the newfag. feelsbadman.
>ibuki was boring and weeb bait
Die!
>like chiaki
Ibuki >>>>>>>>>>> Chiaki
I'm on the drug of being awake at two in the morning nearly pissing myself at HE memes
it has no monetary price. you pay for it with fragments of your soul.
also i had a cheeky sip or two of white wine earlier :^)
>>8293482
Rest in peace.
>>8293549
Which one? Let us take over.
>>8293525
Duct tape tits dragon
>>8293523
We aren't to fond of humans in Nazarick. Most of the inhabitants eat them, Demiurge uses their bones to make our armies and Neuronist Painkill wears their skin like coats.
>>8293552
With that one threat is eliminated and we can look at the next.
>>8293564
Fuck off Hoshi
>>8293552
Ahem. I believe the term is, "Get fucked".
>>8293547
Get your peepers checked string bean. That wasn't even me.
>>8293561
Nigger what?
>>8293578
How do you know that I'm Hoshi?
>>8293557
...
What were we talking about? Something about you being a dragon with dung on your head, correct? Now that you know I know your secret, show me what you've got. What makes you worthy enough to bring justice into this place~?
>>8293558
(Nice. Shame there's so few images for them.)
>>8293530
It was not my decision to include her in the team, but placing the blame is not going to help us any more.
>>8293592
Hmmmm... I should take to Suz...
>>8293586
You heared me, I want to fill my sister up with my cum.
>>8293592
Maybe I can beg to be let into the army kids with my demolition expertise.
>>8293597
I WOULDN'T CARE IF IT DIDN'T LEAD TO OUR TERRITORY BEING TAKEN SPIDER.
>>8293588
Because it's obvious. You can't hide from me, starman.
>>8293556
Sweaty...Serval...Loins. Wrapped around you to prevent you from depositing your seed anywhere else but her womb.
>>8293568
>Why.
>>8293613
>kissu
>>8293611
Fuck outta here, I bought passes for a lotta niggas in 2015. You got no proof this shit is me, nigga.
>>8293602
But that's incest you Redneck fuck.
>>8293572
...
Okay, you've made your point. Good luck in your future endeavors.
>>8293613
because dxd girls are fuckable in general
>>8293562
You're kinda boring honestly.
>wine
>not kvass or vodka
pussy.
>>8293624
75% of arabs are inbred.
>>8293618
Disgusting cretin.
>>8293629
>I... I guess I can agree to that.
>>8293621
Classic Hoshi.
>all these people not joining the manliest faction of them all
I can't believe you guys don't like being dudes.
>>8293633
Yeah.
>>8293637
Arabian Rednecks?
>>8293625
It was a warning, if you'd like to support us though you can like that shake did this match. I'm sure Lord Ainz could make some exception to not hurt you if he thought you were worthy enough.
>>8293642
gay
>>8293612
>>8293642
But I hate homos!
>>8293641
>Copies mockingly
Hurr durr classic hershiii~!
Eat a dick, faggot. You can't trace my fucking IP up in here.
>>8293596
>alot of the ones that do exist are so cringe inducing too. Like deviantart cringing...
>>8293635
I have kvass tovarisch
>>8293664
Forgot my fucking pass
>>8293666
How are you this fine evening Satan?
>>8293642
Do I need to hang a sign on my group that says "no guys allowed"?
>>8293664
yiiiiiikes
>>8293635
I drink what I can get my hands on. White rum is always a besto, but sweet white wine is all that's available currently.
>>8293667
soviet YES
stoooop going around my fucking filters you idiots
just put HG in the comment field like you're supposed to
>>8293682
fucking sexist cunt
>>8293690
>filtering
Hi leddit.
>>8293682
Sexist bitch
>>8293684
That's fucking right back the fuck up, I'm not Hoshi, who the fuck is Hoshi, nigga? I ain't ever heard of some faggot named Hoshi.
>>8293633
I mean if you really want me I'm not going to argue.
>>8293682
Boo tumblr cunt
>>8293608
Then chew her out for that, dearie, not I. I tried valiantly myself, however twice prior she stopped me.
>>8293690
>making demands of HG
Knowing the cunts here we will begin to deliberately omit HG from the OP.
>>8293589
if I do it right now everyone will notice..
>>8293654
I don't know if I can take such chances. I mean...surely he'll find me suspicious. If I ever approaching this Mr. Ainz I don't think I'll come out looking like I do now.
>>8293705
Just stop, you're embarrassing yourself
>>8293682
But boys are cute, cool and something else starting with a c!
>>8293648
>Arabian Rednecks
Are you a troll, or are you just that stupid?
>>8293666
>Iktf. Hoepfully better art comes out when they release the new Dissidia in the states.
>>8293690
Shut the fuck up KK
>tfw too much of a lone wolf to join a faction.
>>8293682
sexist napoleon ass nigga
>>8293706
I'd be glad to have you among our ranks. That goes for any HIVE member willing to still be in the fight... As long as Suz is alright with it, and I don't see why she wouldn't.
>>8293720
>implying implications
Trust me,if I'm the most embarassing thing in this thread, ya'll needs to get yp fucking standards checked.
>not hoshi
>>8293690
Aww, Is the widdle baby Anon upset? Fuck off prick
>>8293718
Of all of us in Nazarick he's probably the scariest person just because of how powerful he is, but he tends to shock us all with some of his decisions where we think he'd do something else.
>>8293722
cucks? cunts?
>>8293682
gay
>>8293715
Right...even though the poo is noticeable on your forehead right now? I guess I'm asking too much of you. You're free to leave me wallow in my own misfortune, Elma. I don't want to bore you any longer.
>>8293733
Join WARHOUNDS. I'm sure they'll accept you.
>>8293733
same
idgaf about factions
>>8293733
>tfw none of my avas fit in
>tfw an ava i've been thinking of playing would only ever be involved in a faction as a leader
>>8293709
We're lucky our allies are willing to take us in after this happened twice.
>>8293745
Thank you strange fox creature.
>>8293720
And another thing, bitch. I ain't gotta embarrass myself, I've got niggas who do that for me. So eat a dick. Eat it long, eat it hard.
>>8293682
>Not wanting cute guys on your team
Rika, if I didn't know any better, I'd say you're fucking gay dawg.
>>8293685
>White wine and white rum
ew
>>8293715
I knew you had something on your forehead!
hi
So if you win a game, you get to start your on faction?
>>8293728
Shit, it's gonna have Tactics chars?!
>>8293781
hey
>>8293781
You better not post that shit on MY board.
F.
>>8293769
Bolin could join the dudes faction
>>8293685
Idi nahui poshol.
>>8293791
You join Mwo to win.
>>8293798
thank god
>>8293795
I'll post whatever the hell I want on MY board.
>>8293777
That's some real shit taste my dude.
>>8293799
What faction is that? Who's in it?
>>8293800
SPEAK AMERICAN YOU FUCKING COMMUNIST
>>8293751
Erm...what does he look like, exactly? By the sound of it, you're making him out to be some kind of noble king with a large beard and rosy cheeks.
>>8293791
Yup.
Though you can always start you own faction and post it on /yga/. I'll make a logo for it and stuff. You just won't get territory until you win.
>>8293809
That's what she said before I FUCKING BANNED HER.
>>8293810
You're the samefag
>>8293798
HIVE IS STILL ALIVE! WE WILL COME BACK LIKE A PHEONIX BEE! IF THAT EXISTS OR SOMETHING!
>>8293798
Кpacивый
>>8293818
Souda and the others
JOIN GUYS BEING DUDES RIGHT NOW OR ELSE..............
>>8293820
So all we gotta do is win and we get our lands back?!
>>8293694
>>8293703
>>8293708
>>8293722
>>8293738
>>8293755
>>8293776
Oh, so making a guy-only faction is cool, but a girl-only one is bad? Sheesh, you guys, not even allowed to make a joke. I was even trying to recruit that Magnet guy earlier, you know.
I heard there were some orphaned soldiers around here.
>>8293820
/yga/?
>>8293840
uhhhh girls can still be dudes
>>8293818
wine is for france and pussies
drink hard liqour, kvass or vodka
Im 5"2 and i can handle it
If you can't...
You might be gay.
>>8293818
Until you drink good slavic drinks.
>>8293847
Yuri Games Avatars.
Hot scissoring girl on girl action with RNG.
>>8293770
You do realize we are apparently still in this, correct? At least, if I have been informed correctly. If not, our hostess may clarify.
>>8293842
Maaaaaaybe.
>>8293792
>Only Ramza so far, don't think there will be more than that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3v7hmek-gWE
>>8293824
Banned who?
>>8293826
>>8293798
>People not focusing on the greatest faction of all time.
>8293856
please don't reply to me, thanks
>>8293870
>le edgy Nazi supporter
>>8293754
Paula may not know those words but those don't sound cute or cool at all.
>>8293840
There's a guy only one? Can Paula be part of it? Pretty, pretty please?
>>8293867
You're going to make me fight for land that I'm gonna take anyway?!
>>8293777
Wait what?! you were looking?!
>She quickly hides it
... i-is y-your imagination again.. hehe
>>8293842
If HIVE is willing to side with us that is, Dear.
>>8293880
>le brainwashed normie
>>8293835
I WANT IN RIGHT NOW
>>8293836
can i please join?
>>8293850
i think i'm taller than 5'2, had a growth spurt recently.
kvass is ruskie shite, i've tried vodka, tastes awful. white rum a decent.
>>8293853
only white rum :^)
>>8293840
>>8293848
>>8293866
They make valid points, lesser mechanic. Do yourself a favor and open your ears wide up and listen to these fine gents.
>>8293861
God damn it! Agrias better be in there!
>watch them add T.G. Cid instead
>>8293888
>Elma
!?!?!?
>>8293860
Whaddya say Sonata. Wanna go cause trouble together?
>>8293866
He's barely bigger than I am.
>>8293881
...Paula. You're not a guy. So probably not.
>>8293848
>>8293898
Yeah, but it's called "Guys Being Dudes". Guys. Not that hard to do the math.
>>8293798
We had a fun round in Nazarick, but we're the only faction of monsters and heteromorphic races allowed.
>>8293819
He's a big tall skeleton wearing robes with large red orbs in the pauldrons. He even has a staff with six gems in the mouths of snakes that he uses to help cast magic.
>>8293826
>>8293858
You all have a chance to come back at least.
>>8293869
Ur mum lol.
>>8293917
omg LOL
>>8293913
You can say "Hey guys" and still be referring to females.
>>8293858
So we just have to win now to keep playing. Hm. I suppose I might have overreacted-
>Twitches before he says "a little"
-a bit.
>>8293902
is something wron with my n-name?
>>8293888
NOOOOO! LIAR!
>>8293897
>kvass is shit
>vodka is awful
>growth spurt
We got a kiddo
with shit taste
>>8293913
sexist piece of shit
>>8293924
But they're not when you check.
>>8293842
You should let those Orphaned soldiers hold their own pride and fight for their nation to come back. They've a chance to come back still we didn't rout all of them.
>>8293933
>wrong *
>>8293924
Now you're just stretching it.
RIKA IS A SEXIST PIG
>>8293933
..............n-n-nothing, n-nothing at all. Right guys?!
>>8293887
It's not my fault you have to fight.
Well, it is but, you know.
>>8293905
Well!
>steps closer
I really really really really really!
>steps closer, nearly just inches off from mouths touching
don't wanna join since we are still alive.
>>8293948
Don't anonpost my girlfriend
>>8293900
>Final fantasy tactics never got the love it deserved. One of the best cell based strategy games I ever played. I'll stop filling the thread with my gushing about the game. Have a nice day, Agrias.
>>8293924
Is it weird that I use any word like Dude or Guy to refer to both men AND women?
>>8293866
Am I big enough for ya?
>>8293927
...Are you alright, dearie? Was that a chill?
>>8293952
You can't make some room in a closet for a cute little witch like me?!
>>8293892
I'm sure they're itching for some closure. I'd be right happy to have them with us to help them achieve it.
>>8293940
I don't make decisions for anyone. I merely respect them.
>>8293955
I wouldn't either. Weve got two big fights ahead of us both
>>8293956
Don't talk to me or my son ever again you monster.
>>8293957
Tactics Orge is better. Get fucked, faggot.
>>8293842
Need something?
>>8293914
This is beginning to sound like a story I've heard somewhere...If I ever meet him, I'll make sure to woo him over. It can't be that hard when I've got exploration experience under my belt, right?
>It was a fun game. Good night everyone.
>I can't wait for the next match.
>>8293913
This is the worst news Paula has heard in her life. She just wants to hang out with some guys. Maybe hold their hands a little.
>>8293962
I'm fine, just didn't want to say the "L" word right now. I'm in a bit of a mood.
>>8293976
Yep! I'm gonna kick your big butt!
>kissu
Bye!
>runs away
>>8293987
I love you
>>8293934
>she gets away from you
D-Don't yell at me..
>>8293982
Haha anon you sure do like jokes.
>>8293987
(Night Ahri! Have a good rest.)
test
>>8293988
Don't you already have a boyfriend?
>>8293987
Later. Fox.
>>8293988
Don't listen to her Paula. As long as you're able to be a dude you're fine. Don't let that lesser mechanic tell you otherwise.
>>8293987
Good bed
>>8294010
failed
>>8293983
Пpивeт! Where have you been comrade Boba? It has been too long!
Ngw
>>8293934
i just think vodka tastes really bad
white rum is far more palatable, as is white wine.
>>8294016
let me join the dudes my man
>>8293976
>Blows Suz a Kissu before leaving.
>>8294030
>catches the kissu before it reaches Suz
>>8293990
The "L word"? What could that possibly be? I've no idea of any obscene words starting with "L."
>>8293948
Why people react like that to my name? is just "elma" nothing s-special..
>>8293956
Your what?
>>8294037
Lesbians.
>>8294037
Ligger
>>8293968
Plenty of room in the Pacific Ocean.
Here you go.
>>8294041
girlfriend
partner
lover
romantic interest
ship
>>8294020
Did a heist, used the credits for a vacation somewhere warm and sunny.
T'was a thing to behold.
>>8294037
>Grits his teeth a bit
"Little".
>>8294026
Go ahead. As long as you're a guy being a dude you're good. We're the faction of winners.
>>8294040
She's charming unlike most male avas here.
>>8293983
If it ain't the man himself. You looking for an outfit to sign on with?
>>8294030
Rest easy.
>>8294054
>>8293982
Off thyself!
>>8293987
>sleep well.
>>8294016
ENGINEER.
>>8293976
Besides, now we have your nation as a target and the ACES as a target, but the aces seem a lot more appetizing with what you have on your plate already. So we'll leave you be.
>>8293985
It shouldn't be too difficult I've heard he's relaly nice here.
>>8293987
Buh bye! Swat the nightmares away!
>>8294012
I'm not allowed to be hid girlfriend. I didn't even meet him for Valentines day! Paula's a terrible girlfriend!
>>8294016
Really?! Paula can really join? But she can't make herself into a himself.
>>8294040
She's so cool! If she was a guy, Paula would totally be interested!
>>8294041
W-w-what reactions? I-I-I don't see a-a-any reactions at all.
>>8294059
Done.
>>8294026
Bolin follow me. I have something to show you.
>>8294002
but you lied
Liars are gay.
I want to hug Akko.
>>8294070
That might be a LITTLE troublesome, don't you think? :^)
>>8294111
me to
>>8294043
That's not really obscene.
>>8294048
That's not even a word!
>>8294070
...Little?
>Muffet can't help but stifle a giggle.
Why, dearie, it's such a basic word! You don't need to circumvent it!
>>8294073
Outside of the target practice, what's in it for me.
>>8294024
30 mins
>>8293985
Hey, Mr. Rantarou! I've been looking for you. You're kinda hard to find! Anyways, sorry that I wasn't around for us to start our adventure. By the way, did you find anything interesting?
>>8294081
DIRTY, SECOND-RATE MECHANIC!
>>8294089
That's fine! As long as you don't mind gettin' dirty you can do anything you want! That's the beauty of this world!
>>8294061
Oh.. so that has multiple names, like the relationship of that fox girl. but wait, who do you mean by your girlfriend?
>>8294093
You are just like that bad liar!
>>8294104
is just a problem in my head, nothing special..
>>8294062
Good for you. How were the beaches? Did you do the AK sand test?
>>8294117
>>8294059
>best drink in the world
>not choccy milk
>>8294071
Naisu.
So, what do I do, just say that Guys Veing Dudes is my faction when I enter the next game?
>>8294095
O-Ok Soviet. As long as the trip doesn't end up in a helicopter, it's cool.
>Bowling gets ready to follow the darn communist
>>8294083
That's definitely refreshing. I'll be sure to do your faction proud if I'm allowed in. No mercy and no nice tactics. Only winning and murder.
>>8294117
>Clenches his fists a bit
Normally I'd be fine but I'm in a bad mood right now and-
>Head jerks over as he glares at Anon
>>8294112
I'LL KILL YOU.
>>8294089
Oi, it's just schedule problems, do you think he actually cares?
>>8294130
DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE FUNDAMENTAL DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO PROFESSIONS?
>>8294073
Hey Kike nose. Stop trying to brainwash everyone with your diverse group.
>Bump limit reached
NEW THREAD WHEN
>>8294131
You
>>8293982
Truth be told, I like Tactics Ogre for it's story. FFT's gameplay is more fun and just flexible with characters. Unlike the PSP version of Tactics Ogre.
>>8294158
Woah there,still miles away from the important limit.
>>8294123
Well look who it is! Ms. Leo's back for more!
>He walks up to her and gives her a big hug
I think you'll be happy to see what I've got in store for you. I've pretty much figured everything out after doing some mapping of this weird area.
>>8294146
We're typically very open to heteromorphic races that don't oppose us. However if they ever rise up we crush them with an army of skeletons usually because their easy to make and expendable.
>>8294131
I-I-I-I'm not lying. A-W-What makes you t-think that.
>Shit, she's onto me boys. Code red
>>8294083
I have witnessed your battle from afar, and I must say I am impressed. In the absense of a Warchief or Horde to turn to in these savage lands, I, Varok Saurfang, would be willing to pledge myself to your "Great Tomb".
>>8294132
Lovely, seriously needed the downtime, and no I didn't test the weapon, left at my place in its display case along with some other... well "goodies" I've found along the way here.
>>8294176
>Shhhhhhhh, calm down man, keep calm. She won't suspect a thing:
>>8294143
That's all you gotta do, buckaroo.
>>8294151
I KNOW A MECHANIC WHEN I SEE ONE AND THAT WRENCH THAT'S IN YOUR HAND TELLS ME YOU'RE A MECHANIC!
Engineers don't even exist! That's just a made up term to get us mechanics feeling like there's a hierarchy, whatever that is!
>>8294143
>leads you to a spot near a wall and gets you to stand there facing it
This is what you get for shit talking best drink.
>raises his rifle up and ready to fire, and pulls the trigger to execute Bowling
>>8294130
Dirty? But Paula's not that kind of girl! She didn't know it was that kind of guys only club!
>>8294151
N-no. But others will! A girl probably find him all alone and heartbroken because he was all alone and heartbroken! He's such a chick magnet that he has already found someone else.
>>8294167
>the important limit
>impling staying on the first page isn't more important
>>8294150
Calm down, man. You're getting a LITTLE overboard. :^)
>>8294151
shut up you dirty sexist pig
>>8294197
He got em, Great job soldier, you've served your country well.
>Salutes
>>8294178
A green skin? You'd fit in well with the lizardmen I'm sure. But you aren't a lizard, an ogre or an orc maybe? I'm sure Lord Ainz would accept you into our ranks.
>>8294196
READ A GODDAMN BOOK YOU UNEDUCATED IDIOT!
>>8294200
Kaito isn't that popular, you know. I'm sure he's out there waiting for you, if anything. Stop worrying your silly head.
>>8294193
What kind of goodies? Tell me about them and could you give me a few?
>>8294220
Was all in a day's work.
>returns salute to anon
>>8294164
M-Me?
>She suddenly blushes
But I don't know you, and you probably want me for my body..
>>8294176
TELL ME THE TRUTH, NOW!!
>>8294152
Fuck off Fegelein even Hitler thinks we're the best.
>>8294118
Glory, bragging rights, and all the loot you could dip your hands into.
>>8294083
You're too kind. Give my best to Ainz will ya?
>>8294141
I've never denied that. Ahuhuhu~.
>>8294150
I just do not understand why it offends you. Why, it just seems so silly!
>>8294168
>Leo was a bit surprised by the hug, but returns it nonetheless
That's some really great news! What did you find? I really can't thank you enough!
Kaito will join Guys Being Dudes.
>>8294196
Naisu.
>>8294197
H-hey, don't I earn the right to a last meal or something?
I want to be executed by firing squad, man.
>prepares to die
>>8294250
ALRIGHT FINE, YOU'RE NAME IS SHARED BY A SUCCUBUS!!!
>heavily breathing
Happy now?
>>8294257
He joined Ainz's group.
>>8294251
Lord Ainz you mean. We'll keep our eyes on the West if you can handle yourself in the East.
>>8294200
Paula! Join the club or else! I've got nothing holding me back from hitting you!
>>8294235
Psh, yeah, why should I? Reading's useless! I can't use books to fix cars, y'idiot!
>>8294252
BECAUSE I'M AVERAGE HEIGHT AT BEST AND THEY'RE CALLING ME SHORT.
>>8294212
I HOPE YOU GET HIT BY A TRUCK.
>>8294257
Well, he's certainly permitted to come on board.
>>8294222
An orc, yes. Very well, I would very much like to meet this Lord Ainz you speak of. Truly he must be a being of great power.
>>8294266
What's up with all the dude hating? Fuck.
Rika's a fucking feminist, isn't she?
>>8294251
>fuck off Fegelein even Hitler thinks we're the best
Ish true
>>8294274
Do I get to fuck you if I join the dudes?
>>8294286
Not a feminist, a feminazi.
>>8294267
Me and that 'ol bag of bones go way back. My old employer used to be pretty good friends with him you know. How is he doing these days anyway?
Something's bound to give. One way or another.
>>8294288
You honor me Fuhrer. MG-42 shipments in when?
>>8294273
No one is directly calling you short, dearie. They are merely saying it because they know it upsets you.
>>8294111
>>8294115
The only people who can hug me are Lotte, Sucy, Ursula-sensei, and Chariot.
>>8294235
I can't help but worry though! This is the first time I had a boyfriend! What if I'm messing everything up?
>>8294269
Paula already knows that everyone wants to hit her. But Paula's not a dirty girl! She's a good girl! She won't be doing any of that with you!
>>8294265
A... "succubus"? those creatures that live for "sexual" stuff? I don't even know what does that even means
>>8294292
I'm not sure if I'm allowed to disclose that in public, sorry.
>>8294243
I won't go into detail, I HAVE stolen about 75% of said things. They're mostly weapons, some "magic" shit, and a few other miscellaneous things I thought would be valuable in the black market.
And no, I don't really plan on sharing.
>>8294251
Hm... Eh, what the hell, I'll tag along. Let me be clear though, if the rest of this little party stops hauling their weight i'm out. Capiche?
>>8294304
Why are you in ties with that fascist? I will tell Ahri about this.
>>8294311
What about Amanda, Constanze and Jasminka?
>>8294269
IT GIVES YOU THE KNOW-HOW TO ACTUALLY DO IT, THOUGH.
>>8294314
Oh, stop worrying! I don't even know why you'd want to date a robot, but come on. Would he want you to be this stressed?
>>8294286
Like it's sexist to hate Ash.
>>8294319
Well surprise, you wanted the truth. And you got it. You have the name of a succubus.
>>8294311
How can I gain the right to hug you?
>>8294175
...Is that so. Well, what if I told you I wasn't expendable? What if I'm the only human here that has a special trait? I think that might sweeten the pot a little bit.
>>8294256
>Amami takes out a rolled up piece of paper and unravels it, revealing the entirety of HG mapped out on a single piece of paper. Markings and hieroglyphic type marking flood the paper, making it hard for any normal person to read.
This is what you're looking for. This entire place, right here in front of you as we speak. Pretty amazing, isn't it? I must have, I almost died making this for you, but the thrill kept my heart beating. So, what do you think? Easy enough to read, isn't it?
>>8294323
That isn't a no....
>>8294324
So how much do you think they are worth total? By the way join team Murica. Murica lets you say anything and do anything you want. Even call your teammates out if they don't do job.
>>8294324
"I will deploy on my terms, and if it ever gets too stupid, I will simply find another company that pays me more."
I couldn't agree more. Glad to have you with us Fett.
>>8294332
Ahri won't care. Besides, Hitler loves war just as much as I do.
>>8294308
HE'S DOING A GOOD JOB WITH IT BECAUSE I'M BEYOND UPSET. I'M READY TO THROW A BOMB AT HIM. BAD MOOD. ME. IN RIGHT NOW.
>>8294304
>Suddenly, a full bottle of vodka gets smashed on the back of your head.
No nazi propaganda today.
>>8294274
>>8294314
Paula, do you see this cute boy? He's in our club! If you join it you'll get to talk to him all the time! What do ya say? Deal?
>>8294335
I already know how to do things, moron! I'm the best mechanic in this damn place! Nobody is better than me! NOBODY! CERTAINLY NOT YOU, YOU...YOU...SEXIST PIG!
>>8294376
>Falls to the floor like a sack of potatoes.
>Doesn't move.
>There's a slowly growing pool of red creeping underneath her head
>>8294333
Maybe... okay...
>>8294337
I don't know! I have to want it. I don't spend my time thinking about how to get myself to want strangers to touch me. I'm too busy with studying!