ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite poison typ

>>8292064
poop

>>8292085
why

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>>8292064
...Myself, although Lil' Nina's awesome too!

>>8292036
>>8292052
>Pour bowls of soup out for both vika and poreh

>>8292070
...I uh, I didn't have any of that, sorry...

>>8292024
Why, thank you!

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>>8292064
Salandit.

fu,ckc slash

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>>8292064
Alcohol.

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>>8292064
Moi.

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>>8292121
It's okay
If you need some, I can catch it for you.

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>Ruffles: be face to face with an army of Pidoves
>The bastards are using wave tactics now, desperate to claim the Starf plant behind the radio station's window as theirs but unwilling to risk their leaders' tails.
>He cries a single tear as they break in.

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>>8292064
big sis nina
>>8292121
you're a great cook big sis
>>8292036
>Hello, I am Porygon_#9237.
can i just call you uncle pory?
>>8292052
okay, he is your frined so he's my friend

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>>8292064
Muk

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>>8292153
>Mozzarella: Attack Pidoves
>Hyper Fang

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>>8292153
>Orrefag: Witness this.
what

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>>8292036
Uh...so are you going to attack us like the last Pokemon?

>>8292052
Well, enjoy it.

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>>8292153
>beep boop beep

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>>8292173
>Or, well...
>Try to

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>>8292121
>Attempt to drink soup with proboscis.

>>8292215
>Roll to seduce

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>>8292121
>Porygon tastes the soup
>Processing taste, please wait

>>8292168
...Affirmative.

>>8292215
Do you require assistance?

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>>8292195
>No shrieking here
>EXCEPT THE WICKED SHRIEKING OF THE RIFFS
>SWOOP DOWN UPON THIS RATTATA

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>>8292168
Happy nido sounds
Thank you.

>>8292215
...Uh...
>Vikavolts don't have a proboscis

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>>8292239
Yesplease.
>Roll to not smash soup bowl with jaws.
>>8292253
Help.

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>>8292242
>beep boop beep?
>Tri Attack

>>8292239
>Porygon meant to quote >>8292181 too
No, I am here to observe.
>[Porygon]

>>8292153
>>8292173
>The Pidoves attack mercilessly.
>Gust from L5 Pidoves.

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>>8292242
NONONONOPLEASENOHAAAAAAALP
>Mozarella is an actual character
>Mozzy tries to dodge out of the way

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>>8292242
NO!
>Ruffles uses Rock Throw!

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>>8292242
>Aggron uses Heavy Slam.

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>>8292253
>happy scorpi noises
>>8292263
>helps vika clean his face

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>Buizel wanders home
>Sits on his bed, and groans as the headache comes back
>Pop another pill, removing it for now, and wonders what to do

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>>8292263
>Porygon attempts to assist Vikavolt eat his soup and hopefully not just pour what little soup is left on the bug's head

>>8292253
>Processing complete
Not as good as the pancakes a Sylveon made for me.

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>>8292263
>Well, that happened
>Help the bug

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>>8292323
Thankyou. CanIhaveastrawnexttime?
>>8292350
>Sluuuurppp.
It'sgoodthankyou!
>>8292359
Ow.

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>>8292284
Oh...well alright then, as long as you're not going to try and hurt us.

>>8292350
>>8292368
That's cute, looks like you two are good friends already.

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>>8292270
>>8292293
>>8292307
>>8292321
>Billy flies off into the distance, wicked chords fading as he becomes a speck in the horizon
>He has no art otherwise he would've stuck around for a battle or something

>>8292307
>The Pidove assault continues, intervention notwithstanding.
>They're trying to steal the plant itself, and tear it out from its (quite sizable) pot!

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>>8292400
>Orrefag and Aggron step in.
You guys need some help?

>>8292392
( Is Rattata ded, or left behind because too much angery retaliation? )

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>>8292368
Sorry.
...Uh, lemme see if I can find some straws for later.
>Big Nina checks to see if there are any

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>>8292368
>picks up a pink spiral straw
here, this is mine but you can have it vika

>>8292427
(i wasn't going to have Billy kill the rattata either way. just a battle against his lowest level pokemon or something. when i meant swoop down upon i meant he swoops down and lands near or on, no that he snatches it in his claws and murders it. sorry if that wasn't really clear. )

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>>8292427
(Rattata's player: Better not be actually ded.)

>>8292400
>Mozzarella tries once again to not be useless and take out some pidoves

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>>8292368
You are welcome.

>>8292385
>Porygon tries to remain unflustered

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>>8292385
Thankyou!
>>8292433
Wellthankyouanyway-
>>8292440
ThankyouNina!
>>8292482
Thankyou.

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>>8292453
(Yeah, it sounded more like you were trying to swoop down and snatch him up. Mostly because that's the kind of thing that happened the first time I introduced him.)

>>8292465
>Mozzarella is knocked out by the pidoves
>Either he is truly useless or there are just too many of them

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>>8292498
no problem, it's my favorite straw but you can have it, you need it more than me

>>8292400
>The Pidoves drag their prize out, savaging the plant carelessly.
>>8292465
>>8292519
>There are just too many.

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>>8292392
>victory beeps

>>8292465
>Help rockfriend and squakfriend
>Thunder Wave some Pidoves

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>>8292421
AAH HELP!
>>8292536
>Ruffles uses Rock Throw on the Pidoves near Mozzarella!

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>>8292519
>Give a revive.
>>8292536
Stop this.
>L70 Galvantula goes out.
>Uses Discharge on Pidove group.
>>8292556
Be careful.

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>Roll to find that damn radio tower

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>>8292582
>Oh sweet found the radio tower
>>8292578
>Find radio tower
>See this
.... what is going on here.

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>>8292482
>>8292498
No problem.
I'm getting kind of tired, I'm going to head off to bed now.
Night everyone.
>Sandslash heads off to the captain's quarters to go to sleep

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>>8292578
>Mozzarella is revived
>Squeek
>>8292536
>...Attempt once again to not be useless
>Hyper Fang some pidoves
>...At this point if Mozzarella fails, he doesn't even know hyper fang

>>8292537
>A few of the Pidoves shake and shudder, stunned.
>>8292556
>Mozzarella is now safe from being pecked any more
>>8292578
>They're done. That was a sweep.

>Rolling for if the plant can be saved.

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>>8292609
Sorry, sir. We were under attack.
Could you get John or SB, sir?
>>8292617
Shh, shh, it's okay.
>>8292620
>Save the plant.

>>8292650
>Plant has been viciously pecked, but will survive to fruit again.

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>>8292523
Thankyouverymuch.
>>8292613
Sleepwell!

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>>8292650
... so you just... shocked them.
Instead of talking to them?
>That's the sigh of a very exasperated man
I suppose. Where are they?

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>>8292650
>Mozzarella sighs, collapsing in a miserable pile of mouse
...Maybe I just deserve to get eaten...

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>>8292650
Hey there, we get raided or some shit?
>>8292609
Sir, I apologize for the mess. It's usually more orderly here.
>Look at potting soil spill and broken window.

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>>8292498
>>8292613
Affirmative.
>Porygon enters sleep mode

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>>8292700
nighty nighty uncle pory

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>>8292620
>>8292667
>Analyzing...
>Plant integrity: 45%
>Vocalizer: ON
"It will live"

>>8292650
"Relaying message"

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>>8292684
Hello? Hello?
Are you John's boss?
John says his boss is nice, but scary when he's mad.
You aren't mad, are you?

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>>8292667
>Show plant to John >>8292696
I think so, sir.
>>8292684
Sorry, sir. I'll try that next time.
>>8292694
>Pet mouse.
You just have to train. You want to come with me?
>>8292739
Thank you.

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>>8292613
>>8292700
...Sounds like a plan. Good night, everyone.

>>8292728
>Big Nina pats Lil Nina
Good night.

>Nido goes to her new sleeping quarters
>And collapses.

>>8292700
>>8292728
>>8292774
>Zapbuggo heads off to pass out too.
-Vika

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>>8292745
Ah, hell. The thing got... pecked? This doesn't look like Ruffles did it.
>Notice a few Pidoves lying around still paralyzed, and blood on the broken window
D-did the locals bum-rush the fucking Starf plant? What the fuck.

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>>8292739
>Oh fuck
>Run the fuck out of the studio
>Things are happening

>>8292696
According to Hal, Pidoves swarmed the..

>>8292684
Oh.
Sorry sir.
Hello sir

>>8292813
>roll to marry to orrefag

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>>8292774
nighty big sis
>nina goes to sleep too

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>Swordbando: Roll to make the wakband some tasty soup.

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>>8292348
...
>Gets up, and sighs, out of boredom
>Goes for a walk through the forest, trying to clear his head

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>>8292910
>Watch from log.
Hell-oh?

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>>8292745
...I-I dunno...

>>8292813
...Uh, yeah... they did...
>Squeek

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>>8292908
>Shelldon smells something good
>Climbs out of his pond, and goes to investigate

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well it's time to close the cafe, time to go home
i wonder if gar where gar is

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>>8292908
>Watch bladebando make some delicious looking soup
Looks good, hun.

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>>8292813
The Pidoves wanted the Berry plant for a long time, but I wouldn't let them 'cause I thought they'd kill it...
>Ruffles: hang head
>>8292949
It's okay, friend. They won't get you. They'll have to go through me first!

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>>8292745
Please do.
>>8292744
No, not at the moment. Just.... tired.
>>8292820
Hello. I believe our newest admin wished to talk to you.

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>>8292978
>Mozzarella: Hug birbfriend
...Thank you.

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>>8292957
Hey! Do you like soup?
>>8292971
>Bowl the soup out.
>Just enough for everyone with a bit of leftovers.
Hopefully it's okay?

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Birb.

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>>8292813
Sorry, sir.
>>8292949
Think on it.
>>8292979
Thank you, sir. Who's the new admin?

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>>8293028
........ did you not get promoted?

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>>8293009
I'm sure it'll be great.
>Bonehead: slurrp some soup.
>Roll for how good it is I guess?

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>>8292979
I know, sir. It was about the Pidove attack.

>>8292949
>>8292998
And who's the little cutie here?

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>>8293009
...
I guess.
>Attempt to hold bowl with claws, and not crush it

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>>8292949
Well, darn. Looks like they were willing to risk their feathers for it. Going to have to put a cage over the plant or something so this doesn't happen again.
>>8292978
>>8292998
>John smiles.
You're a sweetheart, Ruffles.
>>8293028
Not your fault the locals got obsessed with the thing. I'm just glad they didn't kill it, or any of the team here.

Anyway, I'm going to go clean up the mess, then go for a walk.
>John: look up TMs while sweeping up the soil and glass, and setting the stunned remaining Pidoves outside.

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>go train or something

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>>8293049
.... well then. I suppose I shall just...
>N flops down on the couch with the hibernating fry husband
So... how has the radio tower been?

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man, i'm so bored, i can't think of anything to do
maybe if go out i can meet someone

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>>8293045
I'm the admin? Sir, I don't think I'm qualified for that.
>>8293073
Not a problem, s- John.

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>>8292947
...
>Wave

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>>8293046
How is it?
>>8293068
Pretty good? I used some meat and stuff in it, since most of us are carnivores and stuff.

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>>8293144
Yoo-h lost?

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>>8293049
>Surprised squeek
Uh... m-my name's Mozzarella...

>>8293028
>The mouse nods, but...
...I uh... I think I'm gonna stay here. It's safe here... I think...

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>>8293154
It's pretty great, really.
Better than mine, that's for sure.
>Bones: slurrp some more.
Thank you honey~.

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>>8293128
With all due respect, Desmond, you tracked, identified, and took down a high-threat target who engaged you directly with multiple dangerous weapons in addition to his team once confronted, and did so without collateral damage.
I'd say you're qualified.

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>>8293009
>Attempt to swipe a cup of soup using advanced annoying birb skills

Non è rubare perché fingo di vivere qui oraaaaaaa!

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>>8293073
These Pidoves are getting real vicious, yeah.

>>8293089
Operation has not hit a single snag, popularity is great, and admin Desmond's promotion task netted a few pokemon in need of rehabilitation. Specifically a Furfrou that was friend with the Espurr that got us to the pokemon abuser and a Grumpig accomplice in the torturing. There's also a Malamar on the run still at Kalos, and unfortunately another accomplice, a Scrafty, and a victim Flabebe died.
There's a large stack of discs containing videos that would make any decent living being go in a fit of righteous rage.

>>8293128
I do believe that you're indeed qualified, given how quickly did the task and with minimal losses considering the danger.
If adminship were about leadership I wouldn't be one, hah.

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>>8293166
...
Just taking a walk.

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>>8293204
Not a problem!
>>8293260
How is it, amico?

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>>8293128
I can't say I know you well, but I trust the judgement of Colress and the other admins.
>>8293302
I see... I am presuming we have grunts on the task of tracking the Malamar and Scrafty?

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>>8293350
...I's just realized I have no lips. Or hands.

>Attempt to submerge beak in soup
>Roll to not drown in 8oz of liquid

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>>8293350
>Smooch the sordboyf
You're the best.
>Finish up that soup

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>>8293190
Alright.
>Hand mouse a berry.
If you're in trouble John or SB can get me on the line and I'll be there ASAP.
>>8293246
>>8293302
Well. If N or Colress accept me I'll take the job.
...Do I get a room at the Radio Tower?
>He laughs a bit.
>>8293376
Thank you, sir.
...Can I ask you... What's the best way to convince someone to stop doing something? I come from Orre so the whole violence wins thing sort of is stuck in my head, sir.

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>>8293335
>Follow after the Buizel.
Oh-kay! Are you going someh-where specific?

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>>8293420
>Maus: nibble berry. Squeek.
All right... and thank you.

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>>8293382
>>8293350
This is the best thing I've ever stolen.

Grazie bambola del sesso spada.

http://example.com. → http://example.com.
http://example.com, → http://example.com,
(http://example.com) → (http://example.com)
(... (see http://example.com)) → (... (see http://example.com))
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Link_(The_Legend_of_Zelda) → https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Link_(The_Legend_of_Zelda)
http://üñîçoðé.com/ → http://üñîçoðé.com/

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>>8293350
>Bear enters kitchen.
I smelled something good...?

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>>8293420
Hm...I typically lead the conversation to have the result I wish. It depends entirely on the situation, but often times I try to make one argue against their own viewpoint.

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>>8293391
>Smooch bonebando.
No problem!
>>8293467
No problem!! I'm glad I can make something good.
>>8293475
>Offer bear soup.
>Plus spoon.
Try it!

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>>8293430
Not really.
Just wandering.

www.example.com. → www.example.com.
(www.example.com) → (www.example.com)
[..] link:www.example.com [..] → [..] link:www.example.com [..]

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>>8293503
>Bear accepts soup.
...Mmm. This is good. Thank you!

>>8293517
>>8293471
(literally what is this)

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>>8293376
Not yet sir, and actually, I'm not sure we have any forces at Kalos at all.
The Scrafty's dead either way.

>>8293190
Cute name.
>Headpats are given

>>8293420
If you want to stay, yes.

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>>8293510
I see-hh. What-sss your name?

>>8293519
>Roost on the coccola scatola's head and enjoy free soup

discord is thinking of a reset over how boring its been lately even i've gotten bored of shitposting them

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>>8293503
Soooo, uhm..
How's my favorite plush/sword today?

>>8293676
You're a bit late on the draw champ. That idea's already on the backburner and cooling off fast.

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>>8293519
That's good!!
>>8293696
Pretty good.
>Hug wakhead.
How are you, today? Hmmmm, sweetheart?

>>8293676
Shut the fuck up gunther

(For anyone not in the Discord.... We aren't doing a reset)

>>8293765
couldn't be more wrong, quit trying to stir shit up

>>8293772
This, I said we we're THINKING about it

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>>8293740
Good, good. Uh, body isn't bothering you or anything? Swords still alright?
>Hug that best stitch back
I'm good, hun. Then again, I'm always good when I'm around you~.

>>8293817
We're thinking about how awful that idea is currently.

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>>8293740
>>8293600
>Happy bear noises.
>Aparrently he is just fine with a big crow on his head.

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>>8293882
I'm not big! It's fluff. I's got big bones is all. And fluffy.

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>>8293831
Sword feels great, honey.
>Smoochify that husband.
Hahaha. I love you.
>>8293882
Any criticism? I used Absol meat and some Ch-...
>Look at Clancy.
Uh... Absol blood, and soup stock.

>>8293849
(Kinda curious as to how awful the threadfags think this idea is)

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>>8293930
W-what was that first part?

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>>8293930
Mmm... might use some more salt, honestly.
>Bear smirk.
Perhaps you could shake a certain Gengar over it?

>>8293972
...Oh come off it, it's not the first time Pokemon have eaten Pokemon.

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>>8293930
..Need any touch ups done?
>Kissu the stabbando
I love you too, hun.

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>>8293995
...Oh wait, it's Pokemon? I thoughts he said it was aerosol. Fugg it then. Crows iz omnivors soffice culo.

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>>8293972
Chhhhhhicken?
>>8293995
Thank you! I'll be sure to.
>>8294058
...
>Poke a few nicks in blade.
Sure, why not?

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>Sanctuaryfag/Veiyez is bored listening to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeVufklHMsA&list=PLeogPTA03KQ_vl0v9G04dexcCkBxfed_3&index=11

so whats happening?

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>>8294122
Hey kid, that's some nice music! Where'd you get it?

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>>8294087
>Teddy shrugs.
So are bears.
>Finish up own bowl of soup, before leaning back in his chair.
>...Yes, he's sat down in a chair.

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>>8294122
Orrefag here. Sitting up on the radio station in Unova watching the city.
Not much. What's up with you?

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>>8293540
Unfortunate.... There's a Pokemon village in Kalos I wanted to visit again at some point, I suppose I could use this as an excuse to drop by.

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>>8294120
Alright, so uh.. how do we, like, do this?
Because I cooould just take the sword and give it a run over with a grinder.
But I don't wanna like, displace you or anything.

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>>8294156
>birb falls from his head-rest. Or rest head. Whatever. I'm just here to watch the wak polish his sword.

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>>8293573
...
Call me whatever you want.
(Can't think of a nickname)

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>>8294207
...Oh, uh, sorry.

(Mask GM here. People talking about losing interest. Anything I can do to help with that? I've been trying to make my characters not go full "kill everyone" status super soon. I do plan to bring in a wild card if people don't start putting pressure on the masktagonists though.)

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>>8294153
I don't know... it kind of came to me when I did my hitman jobs, and when any of the Murdersail crew went on a killing spree, it first came to me with the original aloan psycho "Buddy"

>>8294165
Just at home listening to music, did some training with my pokemon earlier

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>John: research TMs, done with cleaning.
>>8294122
Currently blasting some tunes and doing a little homework.
Might get the hell out of the office before I go stircrazy, though. It happens a lot faster than it used to.

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>>8294237
>remount the bear
>No, not like that
Sal'right Soffice Culo,

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>>8294224
...Zel? Iss-hh that okay?
What-ss on your mind?

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>>8294242
(I don't know about everyone else, since I enjoy playing characters no matter what they're doing, but I believe they just want more plot or conflict in general. )
>>8294244
Alolan Psycho? That's one hell of a name to live up to, thing he can handle a battle?

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>>8294206
...I think that'd be okay?

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>>8294271
>Bear gets comfy. He doesn't know Italian though, so birb's words fly over his head. Even while the birb's already on his head.

>>8294242
( Xerneas GM and MC&D antagplayer here, I'm cool with more shenanigans from the Masktagonists. They haven't really done much openly that warrants pressure yet, IMO. )

>>8294331
Dunno, his only pokemon I know of are a girifrag that my turtwig hangs with
>>8294254
Well try not to kill anyone... anyone who doesn't deserve it I mean

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>>8294359
>resume nesting.exe in bear fluff
>watch swordcapo intensely
Caro Dio non lasciare che il mio nuovo capo ottenere una crepa

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>>8294471
(DRINK)

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>A man in a pressed suit strides through a high-mountain path in Sinnoh.
>A few loyal grunts, the last real remnants of his once-potent organization's manpower, follow him.
Ahh. It has been too long since I have walked atop mountains rather than under them.

>>8294289
...
Things I don't really understand.
I was trying to get my mind off of them.
-Buizel

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>>8294471
What?? A Girafarig?! That's gotta be one of the least manly Pokemon I know! What the hell?!

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>>8294471
I won't. I just have a significantly reduced tolerance for paperwork these days. Ironic, given my former profession.
>>8294548
I know a zap mouse with a higher kill-count than me. So cool it with the "unmanly" stuff.

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>>8294524
I won't bb-hh-ring it up! What do you like to d-hhhooo?

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>>8294342
..That wouldn't hurt you while you're in there?
Because we could probably find something else to fix you up if it would. Maybe. I don't know.

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>>8294548
Girafarig have some hell of a kick, dude.

>>8294592
That's real odd, even considering the last days.

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>>8294548
Ever heard of the multiverse theory?

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>>8294479
>Comfy bear.

>>8294629
>>8294342
...Perhaps Stitches could swap to a different body while you're fixing his sword?

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>>8294636
I at least partially blame the incident a few nights ago.
Long story short, I've got a whole lot of interesting and rough ideas I can't help but want to try out.
>John tosses a pen like a throwing knife.

>>8294629
I don't thiiiiink so?
>>8294698
...Truuue. I can hop out?

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>>8294624
Swimming...Walking... Exploring...
I like being outside.

>>8294691
Are you trying to distract me with stuff I don't know about?!
>>8294636
Yeah, so do Pheromosa! They still aren't manly!
>>8294592
Killing ain't the way of a man anyway! A true man let's his opponents live so he can fight them when they're better, grooming a perfect opponent over the course of many fights until he's beaten! And then he gets better and beats them! That's the way of a true man!
-Kamina

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>>8294698
Yeahhh, I know.
I just don't wanna make him have to get situated all over again or..something. I don't know how the possessing things works so..
>Shrug

>>8294734
I mean.. alright. If you say so, hun.
Uhm, wanna head down to the wakshop, figure out if this is gonna work alright?

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>>8294791
Oh!! I, hhh, do too! What-hhh else do you like?

(Guys they snagged my phone and computer because I refused to tell the my discord name. The former was unlocked because I was using it and the latter is unlocked because it was updating and has the desktop app. Don't trust anything said by me in Discord for a bit, and don't mention me by name because they'll see.)
(Also, roll to tamp self.)

Did anyone pick Salandit? I'd use a Salandit like a Fleshlight, then dump its carcass. Male or female, in fact.

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>>8294698
>Adjust feathers. Attune comfy to alert ratio. Obtaining maximum bear snuggle in t-20
>I'm Commander Shep-Bird and this is the Best Spot in the Citadel of Gay Ghosts

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>>8294798
Sure!
>Grab wakhand.
>Head on down to the wakshoppe.

(Guys no.... Who mentioned me? They saw and I can hear them talking. I had notifs on.)

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>>8294722
>Pen embeds in the wall
Hell of a throw...
...I confess, I've already started putting in motion a few ideas of mine.
Do you know that between Castelia and Virbank there are 601156 cameras constantly watching the streets?

>>8294959
Um... about that...

>>8294959
( turts @here'd )
( we're can tempkick and reinvite so that they can't archivecrawl )

>>8294997
(Fucking... Are they posting from my account or something?)

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>>8294839
Fishing, cooking, running...
You know. Stuff like that.
>Mutters
I may have gotten a soft spot for two legendaries recently...

>>8295024
(Do you want us to kick?)

>>8294959
(I'm so sorry, ill kms to fix it I hope nothing bad happins or Christ fml I'm sorry skits)

>>8295024
Nope. Damage control mode has been engaged in Discord. Joking is now over.

>>8295038
(I'm fucked either way. If you kick me they'll know I told you. )

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>>8295029
Oh--hhhh? Which legendaries?
I've never-hhh m-met a legendary.

>>8295076
...It'd be a bad thing if we all started yelling about spies or the phrase "if you can read this eat my ass" popped up then.

We all should burn in hell for this.

>>8295076
But no seriously what happens if they find out how to switch channels

Should we start deleting channels other than #ooc

>>8295124
(I agree, kill me right now) -turts

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>>8294960
One hell of a throw that's directly related to the thing that happened a few nights back.
Didn't know the Virbank-Castelia land route had that many cameras, damn...
Wait, that was a suspiciously exact number.

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>>8294901
Alright uh, just.. get comfy I guess?
I'm just gonna like, test it first, just in case it's not as okay as we think it is.
>Bonehead: where did you put that grinder at..

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>>8295196
Nah, the Castelia-Virbank land route is just 81 cameras, counting roads in Nimbasa and Driftveil, and that's the shortest route.

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>>8295098
...
>Even quieter, in an embarrassed tone
Xerneas...And mew...

(Skitts, your account is offline)

>>8295158
He's not lurking my discord right now anyway.
>>8295124
Fucking.... It doesn't matter. Apparently me liking privacy is enough to warrant taking my phone and computer for an indefinite amount of time.
This is getting kinda old.
"Oh no, im gonna be gone..."
>finds a new way to post the next day
I'm just... Tired
I want it to end.
Btw, tell Gladi I said hey.
This may or may not be my last post

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>>8295280
>Sword: Flop on table I guess?
Okay, I'm as comfy as I can get.
>>8295348
(Please stay safe, man.)

NATES RPER PLEASE RESPOND IF U ARE HERE

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>>8295335
W-hhhoahhh... You met them? That's sshhhooo cool!
>The Parasect laughs.
Whhhhat are they like?

>>8295348
(You will be missed, man)

>>8295348
>I'm just... Tired
>I want it to end.
Scared

>>8295348
(don't do anything harsh skitts)

NATE PLEASE RESPOND WE NEED TO KNOW THE NAME OF THE TOWN IN MONTANA RIGHT FUCKING NOW

>>8295490
Hardin.

>>8295496
NOT THE TIME MATE... wait you're serious

>>8295579
Hardin Montana.

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>>8295381
>Grinder: acquired
Just uh.. tell me if this hurts.
>Spin it up
>Quick tap

>>8295348
oh fuck we killed skits

>>8295490
I'm pretty sure I accidentally chased off Nate by being his neigh-
>>8295496
>>8295627
Fuck. Now all of the Internet knows the name of the shitville where we live.
Fucking... Sorry n8, if you get stabbed in your sleep its my fault, feel free to either haunt me or some shit. Or be my haunting buddy if it comes to that.

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>>8295433
Mew is really kind and comforting...Cute, too.
And Xerneas, well, it's hard to describe, but he has a certain aura and affleunce...I can't help but respect him.

>>8295674
(Bro. Discord's freaking out and thinking you're actually gonna kys )
( If it makes you feel better I'll doxx myself in discord and we can be gangstalkedbuddies lel )

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>>8295842
Hhhhuh! Wow... Hhhuh...
...I wanna mee-hh-et them!
>Wave claws.
Xerneas ccome talk to usss-hhh!

>>8295887
(I have no idea who this is but fucking... Idk. I might end up KMS'ing at some point just... Not tonight. They're in fuckin hawk mode, so there's no way I can nab the magic nutmeg or foxglove tonight.)
(Also, can Discord make sure Turts doesn't hurt himself over this? I feel like he thinks it's his fault.)

>>8295964
( Ray here, will do. )
(Godspeed, brother. )

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>Ghetsis Zeppelelin another test flight
>Unova to Alola

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>>8295645
>Gay sword noise.
A-a little.
>>8295674
>>8295964
(Please be careful.)

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>>8296012
>A Fletchinder nests somewhere on the blimp. With a stolen phone.
I DONT NEED HANDS TO BE HANDSOM

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>>8296048
..hhh. Yeah I thought it might..
>Grinder: off.
Lemme uh..
>Look for belt sander instead
You okay, though?

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>>8295963
Hello? I heard someone shouting over here...

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>>8296097
Fine! Y-yes.
I think that would be better.

>>8295981
(Thank)
(.... I'm kinda clogging thread with OOC posting. Sorry.)
>>8296048
(I mean.... A bit late for that. Pretty sure I messed up my ears again and my fugging scalp is bleeding but like... Idk, I'll try not to fucking pierce my femoral artery with a pencil by slipping or some shit)

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>>8295963
Heh.
Well, you never know if that will work.
Either way, I think he has a temple somewhere, and there is still the chance of running into him.

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>>8296187
H-h-hhhhhhello!! Are you Xerneasss?
>>8296298
>Parasect points to the lady.
Is th--hhhhaaat hhim?

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>>8296342
Nah. He looks like a large blue deer.
I've seen him up close, and even touched him. I consider myself really lucky.

>>8296187
>Wave

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>>8296249
>Sander: gotten.
Alriiiight, this should uh.. be a bit less aggressive.
>Do the vwrr-y thing
>Gently apply to sord
This alright?..

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>>8296404
Y-you say y-you saw Xerneas? Physically?
Not just, ahem, in a dream?
O-Oh, my...
A-and you even...
>kneel down to Bui's level

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>>8296404
Woahhh-hhh... Cool.
I wanna meat hh--hiim!
>>8296494
You hhhaven't met hh--him?

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>>8296419
>Gay sword noise.
B-better, yes. How long is this going to take?

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>>8296531
I mean...We certainly can.
Although, I am nervous about meeting him again.

>>8296494
Oh...Uh, okay.
He's pretty nice, turns out.
Admittedly, I wasn't in the best state of mind when I met him up close, but...It turned out well.

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>>8296547
Well, uhm, there's a few nicks here and there, but it wont take toooo long.
Then uh, we can do sharpening, and maybe uh.. polishing. If you want.
>Bonehead: start working out some of the bigger nicks and dings.

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>>8296271
(Skitts if it comes to it, give us the word. We'll help you get out of there.)
(Even if it means getting myself killed)

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>>8296670
That's fine it doesn't hurt too much.
>Roll to not be too loud while he works.

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>>8296531
I-in dreams... visions that my friends and fellows did not receive...
N-never in the flesh, and to touch...
>>8296644
I... You seem honest, and stable, but what you're saying is, well, it's a bold claim...
It's just a lot for one of his disciples to take in, if you understand.

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>>8296693
>Outside the wakshop
...
>Sighs
They are it again, I see...

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>>8296693
..uhm.
>Ease off a little
A-are you alright, hun?

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>>8296644
I w-hhaaaaant to! Hhhe sounds cool.
>>8296717
...What a craaaaaaappy hhh--god! Hhhee meets random people and not youhhh?

>>8296673
(No its... It's fine. I'll be fine. Just... Try to stay safe, and preferably uninvolved.)
(I don't want other people hurting themselves over me and my inability to handle my own problems.)

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>>8296742
>Cough.
It just feels kind of weird. I'll get used to it.
You can keep buffing me out.

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>>8296717
Honestly, I don't expect anyone to believe me. And that's fine.
Going to a bar...Taking an accidental shot of alcohol for the gods...Meeting Xerneas and Mew, at the same time...Crazy stuff.
It sounds like the most unlikely thing, but somehow, it happened.
>Chucked slightly
I must seem like I'm mad right now.

>>8296750
Yeah, he's cool. Too bad I didn't get to talk to him more.

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>>8296788
>>8296742
>offers a Cup of Tea

>>8296792
(>Chuckles slightly)
(Blasted autocorrect)

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>>8296773
(Just say the word if needed, we can wait)

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>>8296812
..Maybe in a bit Tree.

>>8296788
Oh, alrighty then.
Just, stop me if it gets to be too much.
>Back to work then.
>Try and get some of the smaller ones smoothed out as well.

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>>8296792
I understand. Before I started hearing Him clearly, a few months ago, I wouldn't have believed it.
Now... I'm willing to consider that maybe something like that is possible.
>Pat the Buizel
>>8296750
. . .
Take that back.
>Staring sparkly icicles

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>>8296792
..Right.
>>8296863
So you hhh--aren't jealous? Hhh--ow long hhh-have you been following hi-iim?

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>>8296854
>Tree starts pouring a cup of Tea
>still upside down so the Tea just spills everywhere and splashes on the ground

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>>8296812
>>8296923
Treee...
>>8296854
>Husbando steels himself.
Hhh... Do you normally buff your husbands out? Keheheh.

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>>8296912
Of course not! A lifelong follower would respect that sometimes fate has other things in store!
>roll to be convincing and not slip up

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>>8296912
>>8296863
>>8296792
>A pink feline appears beside the otter, looking a bit concerned.
Hello there. Are you all right? I ah, I meant to check up on you earlier, but-
>She blinks, before looking over to the others.
Oh, hello. Am I interrupting something?

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>>8296947
>Sets in a basic edge where the damage was so that it sharpens easier later
Well..considering you're my first, no, not exactly.
>Smol wak chuckles
Am I doing alright, hun? Things are looking pretty good to me here.

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>>8297003
Oh...Hey...
>Get flustered a bit
>Fiddle with his hands
I'm better than I was. Still trying to make sense of it, but...I'm coping. Decently.

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>>8296968
...And you-hhd be okay with that? It'd be like if hhh-someone spent their whhhole life try-hhing their best a-a-and being devout to Aarrrceuhhhs.
And still went to the Distortion Wor-hh-ld.
>He turns away from the group and coughs out spores.
Oor... if they hhh-hahaha ended up like me, no matter what they hhh-did.
>>8297003
Why are you hhhere?
>>8297109
...?

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>>8297003
>Absolutely awestruck
M-my Lady, I... I'm honored...
>>8297109
Y-you weren't joking or crazy.
You really met them...
I... I don't know what to say.

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>>8297018
Yeah everything feels just about good,
>He laughs.
Did you see me chop that Absol in half? Wasn't that cool?

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>>8297230
Good, good.
Yeah, that was pretty cool.
Heh, then I uh, ran it over.
>Just do a couple little finishing touches then we should be good 'n done with the sander.

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>>8297293
Still cool!!
>He laughs.
How do I look?

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>>8297166
>The feline smiles.
Ah, a follower of Xerneas. A pleasure to meet you.

>>8297109
That's good. Not everyone comes out of such an experience as yours completely intact...

>>8297118
Have you heard of the Nectar of Arceus? It is a beverage that only appears once every few millenia. For a Legendary or Mythical, such as myself, it is no more than normal alcohol, but for a mortal... it allows them to commune with Arceus unfiltered while under its effects. Which... isn't something to be taken lightly. I'm here to check up on Buizel, here, as he is one of the few who has tasted it.

...As for the Distortion World... everyone goes there. What matters is where in the Distortion World you go, and what happens to you while you're there.

(i really dont like this dumb god booze plot i think im out of here i was hoping itd be dropped and not turned into an actual part of canon but "lol gets" whatever bye)

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>>8297314
Looking just about good as new, hun.
Just gotta sharpen up the rough spots.
..And uh, maybe do some polishing, if ya want.
>Sets the sander down and grabs a couple whetstones

>>8297383
(Mind telling us who you are? For pastebin reasons)

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>>8297404
>Swordbando: Resume the chillan.
If you need me to move just ask. Haha.

>>8297383
(I mean.... I had Arceus make it as a joke about gets... I didn't know it was being made canon.)
(Who are you...?)

>>8297444
(I just don't like a lot of the plots that have been being brought up. The 50 antags working at once, the god booze, the aether monsters, the plot about the poachers in Hoenn.)
>>8297509
(I probably won't leave. Sorry.)